 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're doing something a little bit- Oh wait, hold on. Sorry, I don't know if you can hear me there too well, but I'm just trying to practice social distancing. Please just stay at home when you can. It's just click though that we're not having any physical contact, so I guess I'll come a little bit closer. Glory, sorry about that. No, this should be fine. No, well, I- I don't need this now, do I? Okay, I'll turn this off. Oh well, it's still not a waste of money. I can still use it in person, I guess. But yeah, anyway, I'm with the video. But today I've decided I'm going to explore some of Steam's worst reviewed games. The reason for that is I already have all the best reviewed games, and well, I have nothing to play. I'm really bored. We're still in quarantine, and it's getting a bit wearing, but it's fine. Because we have a new kind of adventure. Quite literally, that is the name of the game. I'm really confused what this is. Even the artwork looks really scary. Mary hides in a wardrobe after her parents had a fight. She falls asleep. When Mary awake, she discovers that she's in a beautiful magical world with giant strawberries and magical druids. It sounds magical. It sounds like an acid trip. I think they'd spike their kid with reviews like this. I don't think this is going to be very good, but let's give it a go anyway. Oh, it's got a good soundtrack. Maybe that person was wrong. Yes, it's the people who are wrong. The game will be great. Are we playing already? I thought that'd be a bit of an intro. Oh, please don't tell me the cursor is going to be up on my screen the whole time. Wait, it's controller enabled. No, it's not. Sorry, I got excited for a second. Sweet Jesus, this one's bad. What is he doing? He's playing an instrument for the flower and the flower is opening. Oh my God, who is that dude behind us? Oh, I can just play that song anytime I want. Okay, this is great. Sorry, the cursor is on the screen for the whole thing, by the way. It's on the screen for me too, and it's really annoying. What the hell is happening? Oh my God, I don't... This area is not available in alpha version. The game came out in 2015. How is it still not available? He must just be going through rigorous testing. I'm sure we'll reach beta eventually. Wait, the kid didn't even come into the tunnel with me. Come on, kid! Come into this cave! I don't think this adventure is about Mary. Jesus Christ, Mary is scary. Scary Mary will call her, but I think this is just sleep paralysis. Yeah, this is definitely sleep paralysis. Poor Mary. She'll be having heart palpitations here. This may be the worst game I have ever played. And this is coming from a guy who just last week bought 50 games on eBay for five pounds. Yeah, we're done. I don't even understand what I'm supposed to do. And this is mixed reviews. The other ones are all negative, mostly negative. It says, so how bad are they gonna be? That game was a euro, by the way. It was a fucking euro. What a waste of money. All right, we're moving on to Manhunter, which is one of them that has mostly negative reviews. Yeah, this is a lot of negative. Okay, great. Let's jump in. Power plan, which is supposed to be a cover for... Okay, I cannot hear you over this music like at all. I have no idea what you're saying. Thank God there's subtitles. What's my guy's name? Walmart Jason Statham? All right, turn that music off so I can actually hear what's going on. Max, do you copy? Oh my God, his voice. What am I supposed to be doing? Where are the enemies? Are there meant to be enemies? Any second now. There's gonna be enemies. Yep. Here they come, I bet. Any second now. Enemies! Enemies down. Good job, Manhunter. I think that's it, Manhunter. No one else is spawning. There he is. Put me down. Wait, where? Careful. What? Where? Who? What? Get me out of this stupid helicopter. Oh God, I think I threw a grenade. Oh Jesus Christ, what was that? Okay, that was the animation of getting out the helicopter apparently. Even the way he runs, it's like he's skiing. The scope is so still for a guy who's going... For running like five feet. Found my friend. Oh Jesus Christ, no time to talk. Too many men to hunt. Now there's time to talk. I wish there wasn't time to talk though. This is incredibly awkward. My guy's talking and panting so heavily at the same time. Also, my guy might have the worst camera I've ever seen for a desert operation. He's wearing full black. Take the one on the left. I got the one on the right. Oh, that's so stupid. Like I still kill them. Does it matter? Just because I killed them both, he's pissed. He's like, no, I'm done. I'm not doing the mission anymore. Oh, I can see him. I can see him before I approach there. I can see him clipping through the wall. Let me kill him first. Okay, he's down. They still do the dialogue and his counts has failed. Fantastic. I don't know why he's given negative reviews. It's so good. Okay, I'll do it right this time. Okay, there he goes. He's dead. I'm ready. He didn't even fire. He just fell over. That's why you didn't want me to proceed until I did it your way. So I could see that. He tripped on a rock and died just by chance. How many guns do I have? Fucking hell. Look at how many bullets that dude's taking. He's just running at them. He's fearless. I'm warning you, I will make you fall over and die. Look at me. He's still running like I've been fighting up here and my dude's just running down there into their base. My guy has asthma. Honestly, he shouldn't be in this desert. It's bad for him. How is that my fault? The dude just loves getting shot. He literally just runs into bullets. Oh my God, he really wants to die. I got to be careful with this dude. Oh, for fuck's sake, new mission. I had to put him down. He was suffering. I think we're going to have to leave that one there because I could just play this all day. I could definitely do a full video on this game. There's so much to unpack here, but we got to move on. I'll miss you, man, Hunter. All right, our next game is the Gasp, which I honestly have no idea what it is. There's just lots of pictures of rocks, like a lot of them. And the first review says reminds me of suicide. Okay, this one should be good. Like I said, it should be bad. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying it should be good based on that review. Oh my God, the menu is like ASMR. This is definitely going to be good credits. Who made this? It's like, who do I blame? Warning, this game is not designed to hold your hand. Once you die, then you die. Oh, great. Another game that I can't get rid of my cursor. Hello. Yes. Hello. Us just fine. What? What the shit? What is my guy doing? He just went out to his side for some reason. What is happening? We're unsure which is the right signal. You're going to have to choose one and hope for the best. Oh, great. That sounds scientific. Okay, well, I'll just go to the closest one. This is literally a walking simulator. Like I'm going very, very slowly towards this target here. It's given me lots of warnings about these rocks, but honestly, like if that was going to fall on me, there's nothing I can really do. Like I'm going to the closest one. Imagine I was going over to unknown signal that's 5,000 meters away over there. I kind of see why all the screenshots were about the rocks. There isn't else going on in this game, to be honest. How come all those rocks falling seem to be affected by gravity, but I'm not. What was that? Was that a rock hitting me or did my guy just go sideways again? I don't know. Either way, it was the most exciting thing that's happened to me in 10 minutes. Almost there. I think there's something on the ground. I hope it's of use because I walked a long time for this. What is it? You're going to have to help me out here. I don't know what this is. It's nothing. It's not, it's not doing anything. I'm here. What is going on? What? It's freaking out. I can't walk here. What is happening? What? So am I just supposed to keep walking? They're even further away than this one was from the spawn. This is ridiculous. Oh, yes. Crush me. Please crush me. Oh, come on. Yeah, keep jumping into it. Keep jumping into it. This is bound to kill me. The game won't understand. Oxygen levels dead. What? You died. Great. I was still jumping around, but I'm dead. Oh, this game won't hold your hand. I'm warning you. Oh, thank God. That's over. Okay. Hunt down the Freeman. I don't understand how there isn't like a copyright issue with this because well, no, look, it's their own thing. It's their own thing. All I'm saying is, you know, I don't want to play Half-Life Alex anymore because I've got this. This looks better. Oh God. I can't even read that review. That makes me physically cringe. I don't like it. Oh my God. This is emotional. And this actually looks like they tried to make a graphics. This is good. This looks great. I know I've set the barrel low with the rest of them though. Oh my God. This game looks amazing. Mom, that bastard Freeman did this, didn't he? Don't worry. I'll get revenge. And that's his voice as a child. Imagine it after it breaks. Bravo team. Bravo team. Do you copy? What? Oh, great. Did they get permission from Valve to do this? Why are all the headcrabs running away from me? I think they're migrating south for the winter. Oh my God. Is this all Freeman too? He's some man with a crowbar. Some man for one man. You'll give him that. Honestly, if I didn't keep getting lost and confused at where I'm supposed to go, I may have been able to stop him. Oh my God. Is it Freeman? Oh no, it's not Freeman. Oh wait. It is Freeman. Kill me please. At least I'll be killed by someone of noteworthiness. Why the hell is he torturing me like this? I'm kind of against Freeman now at this point as well. Like this seems unnecessary. Just kill me. Oh, a man with briefcase comes to save me. That's kind of nice. I'd prefer a doctor, but you'll do. Okay, especially in these days. Can you cover your mouth please? Shit. What? I'm losing too much blood. Okay. The doctors didn't do a very good job then, did they? This is what I meant when I said we could have used a doctor instead of a man with a briefcase. Hey, wait. I need that med kit, buddy. Who is this? What kind of hospital is this? Wait, hold on. I don't have any weapons yet. They didn't give me any weapons. Wait, is that the dude I was following? There we go. All healed up. Uh-oh. I think I'm dying. Yeah, he's just gonna eat me. I can't get free and I have no weapons. Back in hell. I can't see shit. Where am I going? Is it this way? I can't see anything. Okay. I don't know how to progress and these things are just idling there because they don't know what to do either. Can I prone? Oh, I can prone. Okay. I can get through here then. All right. We good? I think we're good. Yes. Freedom. Not to be confused with the free man. Wait, am I the free man? Should I kill myself? Can I kill myself? Get down! Oh my God, a cool cutscene. What? This would be a perfect time for crossover with manhunter. He'd come to save him. Oh God, the whole world is ending. Probably better off. This world seems like a load of shit. All right. Well, I think we've done enough hunting the free man. He's just too strong. He's got a crowbar. What can you use against that? There is no counter to a crowbar. Okay. Up next is despair. Well, at least it's relatable with the name. This has been a traumatic experience. In this game you play a young man who travels in an old subway car and the main goal is to all tab out and wait for the training carts. My friend gave me this. I think he hates me. I think he does too. Okay, despair. Come on, please prove me wrong. Be a good game. Please. I would really appreciate it. Or at least be so bad that you're good. That'll do fine too. Be more like manhunter and less like gasp. Settings quit or despair. Fine despair. Feel like I'm already there. So it's not that much of a stretch. Okay, find out what happened. It says I can't see shit. So that's going to be kind of hard. This game sounds and feels moist. That's my official review. Sweet Jesus. I told you not to be like gasp. I don't think I can move any slower if I tried. Oh, for feck's sake. Just kill me. Oh, feck off. Where am I now? Am I in the same tunnel? You just made the tunnel longer. No, this game is literally just walking. That is all it is. And the corridors are so long. I can't do it. I'm done. All right, up next is Garbage Day, which again is super relatable. It's really feeling that way so far. Garbage Day is an open world sandbox game in which you're stuck in a time loop, meaning you live the same day over and over again. Please, if that has to happen, don't let it be today. I like how it says coming soon on the story. It's like this game released in 2016. I'm starting to doubt that it's coming at all. What? What? Okay, that was me waking up. I didn't understand. I don't know who you guys are, but I'm opening fire. If I have to keep repeating this day, may as well make it an adventurous one. This is a robbery, by the way. Can you just hand that over? Thank you very much. Oh, what? He got confused because I jumped over the counter. He thought I was at the other side. Ah, here he comes. There we go. So I like how they're like, help, help, but they're still just sitting there. Harder here. Okay. Thank you. More doughnut. I have lots of money from robbing people. Oh yeah, by the way, this is a robbery. Give me back that money. Thank you. Hello. Yes. I think you know what's coming, don't you? Honestly, I don't know how he was making so much money just selling this one product. God, what a world to have a repeating day in. It's fucking horrible. There we go. Nice way to end the day. There you go. The unfortunate thing with this game is, you just wake back up in your bed. At least on the moon, I could just kill myself. Oh my God, the way he holds the axe. What a city slicker. Sorry about your door. I'm just practicing my swing. Okay. That's another way to end the day. All right, a katana time. Oh, police will now kill you on sight. I don't know if they will, to be honest. They don't seem that competent. They just kind of walk up to you and say, stop resisting and let me execute them. They want to escape this reality too. The hell? Oh, he missed. Oh, I can drive. Well, maybe not, but I can like, you know, drive. I can move. I can't drive well as these people are learning. Jesus Christ, what is happening? This game was 15 Euro. Like there's nothing to do other than kill yourself and then kill yourself again. Oh, okay. Well, that is the best way to end your day, it seems. And I think it's a good way to end the video too. Oh, the game crashed anyway. Okay. Well, that works, I guess. That just saves you time exiting. Not a bad game. But yeah, we will end it there. I hope you guys enjoyed the video. This was an interesting experience. If you want to find some more of the worst games on Steam 2, let me know. We could do another video. I'd be interested. Maybe we can do some other ideas as well, like finding the worst free games out there and stuff like that or the worst knockoffs or something. But yeah, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. Stay safe, stay home where possible, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.