 what do you do for work i'm a project manager oh look at you running the ship man i run the ship hard how does it feel telling people what to do freaking amazing i love it yeah man the other day i told my design team to do a thing that the client wanted and they did it and then i went home and turned on some prints and wrote i'm him on a bunch of sticky notes and then i put them all over my body whoa what uh i'm sorry dude i yeah don't do that okay sorry so uh you're the head honcho man how does it feel to have your decision directly affect people's lives uh it's like a drug today my dev team needed something for me and i was like no not today i'm too busy so i went home and got a trophy and put best manager ever on it and then i cut all my fingernails and toenails off and put it in it and i sent it to my ex crazy huh