 I'm on my way home from work, but leaving this comment reminded me of the best audience interaction I've ever had with a performer on stage and I had to share it before I drive, so watch this for context. Me and my bestie, we love Demetrius Comedy, so we go to the show and we are in the cheapest of the cheap seats, we're under the balcony on the ground floor on barstools, we don't have real chairs, but Demetrius end of the show is like, hey, I'll tell my old joke, shout him out, and people are awkwardly yelling random things because they are not, we can't all be performers, but I think, oh, I'm under a balcony, I have echo, I'm very loud and I yell, did you ever find your tambourine? Demetrius stops, he stares off in the distance, he heard me and he says, I've never had such a thoughtful question, and he begins a diatribe that not only could he not find his tambourine, but there were seven tambourines in that apartment, but it was, it was just my moment, it's not like the opera, but it touched me. SCP-4521 test number 3769, no screams yet, but, what, it's playing music, the tree is talking. I mean, I'd rather it be screaming, but, it's never talked before. You can easily tell where I got my name, just take one bite of the bitter meat from my nuts. Did I just get these nuts by a fucking tree? Summon the entity, order the milk again, source of spatial anomaly still cannot be ascertained, still not how milk works, multiple entity sighted, the SCP wiki has over 14,000 stories on the English language branch alone, begin test, enter SCP-3008, now I know you cadets have not witnessed an actual test of SCP-3008 in action, so let me give you SCP-3008, lovingly nicknamed the Infinite Ikea, is located in Redacted A popular misconception about SCP-3008 is that it's impossible to escape, and that's just not true, actually if you look at the documentation on the SCP database, you'll see that we've had people escape, and we've had the employees escape before too. Speaking of the employees, here's some footage that we captured, it's pretty weird looking if you ask me, but they just kind of mill around unless you're there at night and then they get angry. But yeah, we send in drones or people once in a while to get the lay of the land and the different tribes of people who are trapped in there, and we get their footage until the signal runs out because of a battery or something like that. Alright cadets, scoot off to your next class, I'm sure they'll be fine. Researcher CoyoteDog just got back to us with some more samples of the breakthroughs they've had in their research. They've created two miniature SCP-999s, one of them spliced with cat DNA. They also created a pen out of a solidified sample of SCP-999, I feel better just fidgeting with it. And there are two even more miniature SCP-999s floating around in this pen. If you wish to procure a sample for your own research, you can find them at the Coyote Yards Etsy shop. And what would you like to order? Can I get an ice caramel, an ice- I cannot express. I can be started. Or me. Say. Non-GMO salt? Of course it's non-GMO. Well it is. Salt is alive, but you weren't supposed to know that! Why do they call it oven when you oven the cold food of Elthar to eat the food? Hmm? Oh! I can translate that. It's saying, the Lorax is gone, the trees speak for themselves, we're going to keep your skulls on our shelves. Uh oh. SCP-6670 is a brand new SCP article that is making even the most experienced writers on the wiki say, oh my god is that fucked up. I'm not spoiling a damn thing, go read it and then come back and comment with what you think about it. An unknown entity is engaging with the research vessel. They've moved up to Rettler and are deploying small arms now. We don't yet have a visual. What do you know? Cthulhu was on my 2021 bingo card. Ever since instituting this fashion show testing protocol, we've had a significant decrease in behavioral issues both from 049 and the D-Class personnel as a whole. I'm not saying I understand it, I'm just not going to knock if it works. Stop saying that. The best Chicago style pizza. Where's the cheese? It's under the sauce. There's no cheese on it. It's under the sauce. I'm Italian and this is hurting me. It's from Chicago. It's just sauce. The cheese is under the sauce. That's not enough cheese. The cheese is under the sauce. It's not enough. It's under the sauce. There is no canon and there are multiple universes and layers of reality so there may be some version of Dr. Sherman that isn't asexual. Wait. Being asexual doesn't preclude you from having children either adopted or natural and I have been being compared to this guy an awful lot. Fine. In your canon, Dr. Sherman can be your dad. Now go clean your room. Note that this doesn't apply to regular Sherman because he is in fact an actual human being and we don't confuse creators with characters here. Doc, can't we just blow that bag of bones up? No, we're not going to blow it up. Have you seen this thing? It's incredible and it doesn't hurt anything. It just walks from one way to the other once a year. It is easy enough to evacuate 1200 people for a fake nuclear reactor league. Oh! Hey Ralph! Good to see ya! Remember Samara, you and I made a deal. You come to the containment van and I give you this tasty bag of nacho cheese Doritos. Wait, these are funny graham crackers. No! Wait! I have a hostess cupcakes! I feel bad about what happened. So you're apologizing? Yes. I'm sorry. Okay. I don't forgive you. Herb, I said I'm sorry. Yeah. And I do not forgive you. Uh, not sure you get what's happening here. This could be the last time that... No. I'm not going to give you closure. You don't get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it's never, ever going to be okay. I don't want the tree to speak. I want the tree to scream! Fascinating. SCP-682 seems to have no interest in attacking SCP-053 and... Okay, very funny. Who gave them a coloring book? Stubbitt's toe. Put it on the burner. Give SCP-682 a bite? This duck's unbreakable! Downsides of being tall. Part one. The entity has been pulling the D-class into the void from their bed. We're starting! Try the new order. Chicken nuggets and fries. Test successful. The spatial anomaly can deploy other food stuffs. In this case, chicken nuggets and fries. And leftover milk. I'm sure you're gonna have one. Here what? Subject report! Here what? A distraction! Perhaps the entity can't teleport while being observed. What do I think of Detective Void, the Vulcan, the Rubber, or any other SCP content creator? Well, I can't know every content creator because there's so many and new ones are popping up all the time. There are two qualities that they can have that will make me appreciate and respect them if they have them and not like them at all if they don't. And they are respecting the source material of the SCP Wiki and making good content. And you'll notice that those two things are very often intertwined. The creators I like put in the work to get the details of what's on the SCP Wiki correct. They work with the community. They contribute to the Wiki. Maybe they write articles. Maybe they contribute artwork. They are involved. And then there are the people and groups who don't give a flying fuck about the artistic integrity of the SCP Wiki. They just think they can make a cheap buck off of all the work we've built. They churn out videos as fast as they can without care for animation or sound quality with terrible clickbait thumbnails. Sometimes they change things in the story on purpose or because they just don't care and it actively makes the story worse. Some people have been known to straight up steal art from SCP artists and use it in their video. And the worst ones won't even do the bare minimum of citing the SCP website, the author, and the story in their description. Using SCP works is literally legal as long as you attribute it. You can't even pass the first hurdle. What hits us the worst is when these cheap, churning out content houses are more popular than the actual artists who made the stuff. So if whoever you're asking about respects the community and puts out good work, I'm probably a fan. And if they don't, I'm not. Follow Cy42 on YouTube and Twitter to help us spread ethical SCP content. Look, I got Siren Head's thing, even though it's still not an SCP. But what am I supposed to do with giant, partial circle head? What's a zombie guy looking at? Oh, the water. There's bodies. D5886, in my professional opinion, you should start running! Entity is canine-like, yet entirely uncanine-like. Multiple entities! Ah! I have no idea why I thought watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade while wearing the Spookifier 2700-EX by Dr. Wondertainment was a good idea. That sound is the souls trapped in the balloons, obviously. Let's go, boys, go! Build time here every breath and every day you're in this place your two days nearer death but you go! We're a process man of mine and I'm telling you no lie I work and breathe I'm on the fumes that trail across the sky just under all around It allows me to spell it's packs of hell and dust all in the air Let's go, boys, go! Build time here every breath and every day you're in this place your two days nearer death but you go! Thank you in advance and cheers!