 Hello everybody and welcome to catching up with the Fappenings this time being Andy Roar That star will show that nobody saw except us and ten of the people That's pretty exclusive crew Hey, look at least we're getting one more season at least I've already seen Post talking about the excitement because we're gonna be getting cameos in there like K2SO And I'm just like better not be a fucking cameo Better be a character No, actually cameos. It was like the best thing about Rogue one. So hopefully he'll be good it and or two But we shall see So you guys felt the need to send some messages our way We're gonna give them an old read through an Ansari do and and here goes that very thing Number one first of all don't believe on Dora's lies Bosch lives I mean anything to you guys Bosch No clue. Oh, I got nothing either. All right. Was it wasn't he the bounty hunter? Bosch is a detective. I know that like boss Boss is that is that I thought it was oh, okay Transition guy the guy from Star Wars not from whatever you're talking about. Oh, yeah, okay. I say right Anyway, you should play Alan Wake and control massives Played Alan Wake. Have you guys? I have not played Alan Wake But I Played a couple hours. It's Remedy's newest game I played a couple hours of but I hear good things about it. So I should give it another shot What's in the universe? It's like as I understand it's kind of metroidvania like still third-person action games sort of remedy thing with like Telekinesis powers and stuff like that but a bit more of a Yeah, sort of metroidvania structure and I believe that it's set in the same universe as Alan Wake So I don't know what that you played Alan Wake. Maybe that's more of a self for you. Oh Okay, I Just read and or is not true Star Wars and all I could do was laugh But you know, it's true and or is too competent to be Star Wars That is the best argument you could make for why it's not like especially Disney Star Wars It feels fucking weird with all of those guys. I mean, I often don't consider it when I'm thinking about Star Wars a lot of the time. I'm thinking about Disney Star Wars Yeah, and then there's and or like over here, you know, yeah, it's on its own little island Yeah, the as they've dubbed Mando verse feels like this horrific slime that and or has nothing to do with doesn't even know it exists Like if I saw I think Cassian and Mando in the same frame, I'd be like what the fuck I think Mon Mothma is showing up in our in Ahsoka though. Yeah Can you do that? That is one of those things or it's like, oh, yeah, right because it's the same universe. Yeah I had Dave colonial treater Uh Well, I mean if anything you'd say hopefully her like appearance in that show is mercifully brief So that the majority of her time can be an and or brief Lord Longbong of Mewbslington Abbey Is there any good chance of a Kong fap of Peter Jackson's long Kong when there's less going on? It'll be a movie fap for the ages. Yes. Oh, well wags. He's screeches for the good boy. Oh, thank you. I Think there's a good vibe Yeah, I think I think that'd be interesting We still I'd look forward to the day that we watch on versus the Zilla This that's the time we get around to it The sequel will probably be out with the two of them fight against like space Godzilla or something some evil variant Mecca Godzilla 2, you know, it'll be it'll be fun on the bun. So yes, it'll happen. I Just started watching Chernobyl and reading House of Leaves, which are now two of my favorite pieces of media also new fear unlocked radiation poisoning It is it is pretty terrible Isn't it just like it just it just makes your cells you melt you basically you melt. Yeah, like yeah I think what radiance is yourselves, right? That's what it does when you yeah It knocks your knocks knocks around all your electrons and stuff so that your cells can't bond together properly Really Really one of the worst ways To go yeah Yeah, Chernobyl really well, it's just I guess to expand on a Chernobyl and because it was episode three That was the episode when the firefighters In the hospital feel like that episode and all of that stuff like kind of drove home how When we were watching it and he picks up the What's that kind of brick cold with the guy up the graphite? He picked up the graphite brick I think we were all just like oh Like you're so fucked Mm-hmm Well, it's the crazy thing with that show is like how much it makes terrifying what is essentially an invisible killer Because it's that shot when they were looking into the reactor when it was on fire and it's like what are they looking at? They're looking at like a piece of human machinery that's like being destroyed and yet the vibe you get is almost like Cosmic horror. Yeah of like geez. This is like this is like a this is a force of like nature that Like that it's just it's like can't even imagine like what it's well I guess what we can write, you know what the consequences of it are gonna be but still it's like it's sort of a strange kind of terror Hey, cast I was sitting in my local cinema watching previews for the machine Which was mayor rat. Okay, and a trailer for Jedi survivor came on screen. I was blown away I've never seen a video game trailer in a theater blew me away. I've seen them for some time now. I Saw I remember like back in the day ration and clank three. I remember seeing a trailer for that in cinemas. Yeah I would go like my gas will be as early as or more than in eight years ago I'm trying to think of what film would have been but I remember seeing Minecraft trailers on there once and I was like, oh What's going on? I see any of our ads for yeah video games not not nearly as often as film trailers obviously But yeah, you see video game trailers I saw a fast X for the lulls and good God it felt like it was made for the people who thought Andal was boring Lull high rags and drinker platoon Hello I mean that I'm totally fine with films like that having their place. It's totally cool of me But yeah, if someone said like let's fix a bad deal with some racing scenes and be like And people think AI will replace people they can't even write an apology shake my head Hey, man, that's probably not AI. It's just bad humans write a bad apology What a ring I literally just finished Andal and I haven't cared so much about anything from Star Wars in years Give me a man eating cereal talking to his mum of the piss saber any day. Also. Howdy raggedy rag raggedy is Hello Yeah, there was even The way they talk to each other Cyril and his mum it's very There's loads of great subtext in it and they like cut each other off and ahead of each other They know exactly what the other wants from the conversation One thing I've come to believe in my career is that there's nothing scarier in a scary movie than silence People love to throw ominous tones and drones and atmospheric rumblings and I don't like any of that I really think silence makes you sit forward when you hear ambient sound that to me Just the absence of sound is way more frightening and it lets you zero in on little details like the sound of a faucet dripping It starts to make you hyper aware. I was always wanted to lean into that direction I think that's kind of where the horror lies Mike Flanagan proving. He is incredible at directing a horror high rags Hello Yeah, he uses a lot of silence Yeah, and I wish more people would too quite frankly. I Was an interesting question just watch the descent And there's a lot of instances where they opt for just silence ambient noise instead of doing like the sound effects or Ramping up the like background noise to basically tell you how you supposed to feel The descent is like such a great Teaching movie for horror Well, it's got so many great lessons in there and it's so low budget. Yeah, it never feels low budget It's more important for you to Understand your budget and work with it than it is to just have a big budget. I think It doesn't feel in any way cheap. They had an idea the amount of money that they worked with was able to excellently capture that idea and Have a great have an immense level of respect for it I can't wait for us to see the sequels. No because What do you mean this the descent was so good and they made sequels so so what so we got a we got to watch them See how good they are You know, I was going to sleep the other night probably recently because we watched it recently And I was thinking about your idea of how to do a sequel and I was like Try I was like I was like watching the movie of my head of a descent to Where oh a good game Then to yeah descent to I've never heard of it Fair enough anyway The whole like, you know, the the the team aren't reported as being found And then easily the easy way is just the brother of one of them probably Juno I think that would be the most interesting to go with Especially being that they you argue they come from like an active family. Maybe he's ex-military as well and then You know the the rescue teams went to go and find them and they found no trace or at least very little trace Because they don't check the correct caves, right? They gave they said they were in different ones um But then, you know, it could be the Juno would have told him his mother or something about his plans so then The you know the more information is spread out in terms of where they may have gone, but there's just no trails to follow There's nothing So, you know, you have that that passionate bro Who's like i'm going to take some friends and we're going to get in there and figure out what the fuck's going on Because uh, it's pretty mysterious for like how many was the team six seven girls? Yeah, something like that For them all to go missing You know, it's like and they just run all of the scenarios Like could have been a cave in could have been could have been someone else Maybe maybe something horrible happened to them some some weird guys out there kidnapped them. Who knows? They were alone out there and stuff and then just uh They go in with a bit more, you know I don't know if I'd make a team bigger than what we had in the first one Definitely look forward to like creating a whole bunch of new characters and they approach with a bit more preparation and firepower and uh Maybe dig a little deeper and find that this thing runs way further than they thought And and and then and then you could probably even make another one after that Where they the creatures are like being exposed more so to you know, people find them more information blah blah blah But then you have the thought of Maybe as best as just one movie I think one movie is the way to go. It seems like one of those one and done kinds of stories And I fully recommend it Especially for those looking for horror Absolutely, I would highly recommend the descent Uh updating to add a campaign. What about saying you'll add pve to your game and they're not doing it overwatch 2 is so funny I mean that yeah, that was uh That was like the big selling point for that game, right was that it was gonna have a uh Like story pve component. So now that it's gone. That's like, well, what is that game? What is the point of overwatch 2? This uh, reputation is tanked now, no Well, it's a blizzard in general, right? No, I heard the upload force pretty good Uh, indiana jones 5 unbridled rage mohler I don't see it I'm sure it's gonna be great. Why would you assume otherwise for the hell? It's being it's just gosh in this era any sequels that come out are usually filled with a lot of great insight into like the legacy of the characters What the whole franchise meant to people when it first came out, you know, I'm excited. I think everyone should be Good stuff Yeah, definitely Hello, all hope you're doing well. Where does andor land in your star wars rankings? I'm back and forth on whether it's better than return of the jedi Um Return of the jedi is complicated So I think it's safe to say that the greatest payoff of return of the jedi is more potent than the greatest payoffs in andor But even that I could imagine someone saying no, I prefer You know, like some of the speeches that are given or some of the greatest action scenes like okay But at least for me and that to be fair, that's one of my favorite payoffs in just all of star wars, right? The uh, the throne room scene how could it not be right? So, um, but then I think the reality has to set in like andor is way more consistent than most of return of the jedi It just is Yeah, um I I wouldn't begrudge anyone for thinking that andor was just, you know, better overall. Um, I don't even know if I'm that way or not, um It's tough to say Um But it's you know, I put it above the rest of disney star wars on the prequels Yep. Oh, yeah, it's easily. Yeah. Yeah, it's absolutely there. Um, this is above the prequels undoubtedly This is above Um, but yeah, I think with return of the jedi, it gives it a run for its money. That's for sure There's definitely a competition there that I can see Oh, stop listening to if about a week ago. I just wanted to say thank you for the great content Week ago. Oh, welcome. Welcome. Oh a week. We have a newcomer in our midst. You know, if any of you Wanted to send something but didn't know whatever message to put in and so you leave it blank Whatever which some people do Let's be super curious, especially if you're a viewer within the last like year or so What was the video that made you aware of eFab? It would be interesting to know, right? That would be interesting to know. Yeah I know there was we had a super chat one point that said they found us through arcane coverage and I was like, oh, that's neat That is neat Found us on something positive. Yeah before we devolve into our typical negativity and destroy arch one thing at a time Uh, and of course as springy was telling me before we, you know, started this recording If you don't know what to ask or what to say Pick a pair of mega man characters And ask us which design of them Why why much do you turn this podcast into a house of lies? Uh springy springy didn't want me to mention that but I did Is it really a house of lies if he's the one lie like we've played we said plenty things that are true How would it be a house of lies after one lie? Well, I mean it's the same with uh, well, I mean that was what the doctor the dentist was saying in the simpsons, right Ralph was lying about brush his teeth Oh, so because the dentist says it Okay, so it's okay. Okay. All right. No, it's it's it's wow. This is incredible. It's just it is incredible This is this is uncredible is what this is. Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah I should realize dentist had such sway over your opinions for me. I'll keep that in mind Next time off to ask when if you say something very strongly, I'll be like, did a dentist say this? Well, let's ask the dentist first see if it's okay Are you done? Uh, yeah, yeah, I think so We didn't get a denial there rags Hi rags consider. Hi. This is my first super chat ever. Blessed be the dawn and a question for fringy What are your thoughts on the ace attorney series cheers? Uh, I mean Wow As your dentist And then you cut me off. That was rude. Um, what I was gonna say was I really like, uh, those games But I uh, I'm not sure what I would say in terms of like if I would give like a broad general recommendation of them because they are They're more like visual novels than like hyper interactive like mechanics focused video games Um, but I find them like super entertaining the ones that I play in anyway I think I played like three or four of them Um, yeah, they're they're they're super like entertaining and fun Uh, but the they uh, I believe that the the team that made um, ace attorney made ghost trick as well Which is a really cool game that's got an interesting like puzzle mechanic and a super cool art style Um, and a pretty engaging story as well But that one is uh, not many people have played that game. I remember that was a matthew mitosis made a video on it that uh prompted me to uh pick it up and play it And it was real fun I've said that that one would be something that I'd find easier to recommend because I think it has more involved uh gameplay mechanics So yeah, those are my thoughts sweet Sort your noble and it's filled with and or cameos and good writing It should have included a content warning for all the naked miners though I remember that pay off. They're all real hot and so they need to they got the other hot Yeah, they got a dig down underneath the uh thing. They got it. They got to install that concrete barrier down there What was there? Nope down doesn't get into the uh groundwater. What was their feat? uh, a lot of them died a lot of them died early A lot of them had complications. Yeah from the radiation. They didn't die in the show But yeah, no it was like later years later, you know later There were a lot of liquidators that were brought in who had a health problems later on um It's it's kind of the problem is like in terms of deciding what the death toll was from Chernobyl It's it's it's a lot easier to point to like the firefighters or the people in the facility who died like within a week or two as obvious clear casualties from um From the the uh the accident, but then it's like well, what about the people who got you know some kind of cancer 10 years later What about the people who had these other sort of health problems years later? How how well can we sort of account for them as being direct consequences of them? You know working in Chernobyl It's uh, it's complicated Very tough to track that sort of thing especially, you know given that area and you know with things switching over politically and Trying to yeah, it's it's a really tough thing to really find out but What we do know is yeah a lot of the the miners who went underneath to um to excavate to prevent it was preventing the uh It was preventing the the stuff from the reactor hitting the water right and potentially causing like even Yeah, that's what the miners were able to do if they had to build that big uh pad that concrete pad underneath the reactor Yeah, a lot of those guys Got ill. Um, yeah, they did get ill Uh morely you should come to barry island. I've I've been to barry island. I know barry island To not to be confused with an island In which many people there are fans of barry A different thing Uh, there are four indie movies drinker. It's okay though. Everyone forgets that tintin exists I never saw it either, but I I want to Den of nerds and star wars theory hate and or literally for not having any cameos also for having bricks and screws Yeah, we try not to we don't I don't I don't give uh their opinions on star wars too much seriousness, uh, which is odd for a channel That's it's like the most popular star wars channel The bricks and screws thing is absolutely fascinating Like like we can't have we can't have that shit and there's got to always be The aesthetics of any of the buildings we've seen so far you can't have anything else It would be madness It makes me think like have they never been bricks in all the prequels in the Uh, the ot was they never a brick? I've there's got to be right and if there wasn't does that mean that bricks can never be used? Is that how that works? I don't know. It just seems like a real weird Thing to say no bricks allowed Four birds Uh, I use your critiques to help with my writing for my horror novel and my writing has improved I'm also happy. You don't do culture war focus on writing We will happily happily avoid that I just think that um here and there but you know, we will talk about the the thing itself gladly culture changes a lot our um sort of takes on a movie hopefully would Sort of be similar to if we were running this show 20 years ago and 20 years in the future Where it's just about the film itself Um, yeah, I think you're welcome to acknowledge culture surrounding it and we will hear in there, right? Like Depending on whatever happens if some like like house of dragon season 2 comes down everyone's talking about Uh matt smith because he recently went on a big blimp and there was an accident Or something we probably mentioned that or something, you know, like in 50 years from now someone's to watch that review Just be like, oh did he okay? I don't see how that's Okay, but oh, yeah the same way they talk about like mark hamill's car crash and yeah that nature or um, you know Like he fledger dying in mid production that sort of thing It you know, it's important It is a part of you know, cinema history that those things happened And it's good to recognize that those things happened and it informs why uh decisions might be made in the material itself Oh, yeah, we you know have a bit some bombs here and there, but I I can understand what you mean by that. Yeah Um, I love y'all seen 75 percent of episodes any comments on sk Well, you can you can finish them. You don't have to stop at that point and Just assume it's bad from that point on. I've seen all episode if you want Many of the people in discord are like You know, they'll watch one or every other one because they're very selective everyone these days They want they want specific topics slash if we do a particular thing and it's like, you know, that's fine It's fine. It's all right. It's all right What is the amounts of total hours that you would have to spend to watch every single episode of efap if you started from the beginning? Kind of a problem. Well, you know, that's a good. I think on the website efap.me there is Does it account for just the main episodes or does it include many I thought it included everything but Part of the problem, of course, is that most people are fans of more than just the one channel And so if you're fans of let's say, you know, nerd rotic Drinker and and efap you got you got a lot per week to keep up with if you've got like a full-time job And you don't listen to it work and you know, just normal duties like Family stuff or just taking care of things. Um, so I can imagine you want to pick and choose which episodes you like to jump in on but Hopefully we provide enough different things that everybody has their thing covered eventually I mean, I would say so. I would say that there was a good amount of variety in terms of the format and the topics that are covered And films all the new and video games Yeah Uh, I use oh wait, uh Though the sequels are often interpreted as sequels. They are really standalone films bearded idubs Bearded idubs What? Bearded idubs Not sure what that is Bearded idubs There's idubs and then there's bearded idubs I cannot help but think about Neil Breen With his With his big beard When someone says bearded idubs like oh, there's Neil Breen and bearded Neil Breen in this movie Yeah So Though the sequels are often interpreted as sequels. They're really standalone films. I mean they're both things Uh, they are films on their own, but they're also a sequel to a third sequel. Yep I always enjoy seeing you guys talk about andor I like talking about andors fun and you'll get more of it. I do like talking about indoor I want to get more attention on that. I want more people to see it That's some good right right there rolls around or have to figure out what kind of coverage we want to do I'm still not sure it will work for like e-fap tv I don't think it will I think I'll just be paying attention too much. I think it'll be Think it'll be kind of too You know attention intensive But definitely talk about it Briny since you liked fox in space. Have you seen the donkey kong animation return to crocodile isle? It's excellent recommend to any dk fan Uh, I've not heard of it Uh, but I might check it out Uh, not sure if any you've played it, but if so I'd love to hear e-fap's take on castle crashes A playthrough for e-fap gaming with you three would be great I've heard it is a good co-op game I've played it many years ago. That's that's going way back. That's classic now Did you think it was good? Uh, yeah, I remember it being good. It's uh, it's like a like an arcade game Uh, yeah where you fight, you know on the same screen you go forward and you fight things I'm I think I'm vaguely familiar with it. I'm not sure if I ever Played it for longer than like 10 minutes. I think in the hopes of setting it up to be Something to stream with friends and then we just never did Maybe one day A shilling or a public credit for and or Well, thank you Thank you. Your credits are good here Uh thoughts on rick and morty season six. I thought it was good high rags Hello, I only watched the premiere, uh, because I don't care about that show anymore. Yeah, me and fringy kind of go disenfranchised from that Yep, totally. I just don't care anymore drunk. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just not interested Uh rags, you know all these horrific pokedex entries people if you read well, how about this one swab blue From the ruby po-dex po-dex po-dex entry All right, uh swab blue. Yeah, I'll post the name Alrighty, well you carry on with the next super chat and I will get that lined up for us They are suffocating febe wallabridges conjoined forehead twin with a hair in the new indiana jones film Hashtag just is for the mole. Hi little platoon I have no idea what that's referencing exactly, but we will be seeing her soon enough when we watch that movie Gonna be uh Gonna be the indiana jones guill for the film Um When does that come out it comes out soon right within Like a month or so when was it? Um, I'd have to check but the flash of course is coming first Absolutely Flash gets priority for us. Oh, of course Absolutely, which one would you rather see and my answer will probably be the flash because it'll be such a goofball movie And I don't have to be in pain. I have to get to be laughing really I assume it'll probably be the flash Yeah, I think it'll be goofy and crazy and I think indiana jones the dial of destiny Uh, would will just be bad and you know in a more regular way and I'm sure it'll probably be entertaining in that aspect I think but Yeah, not quite not quite to the same level as the flash will probably be I reckon Greetings all high rags Hello just chatting to inform. I started efap last august and I'm currently at 124 I will continue my foray until I catch up farewell Very impressive my dude keep up a good work. You are you're becoming quite the efap historian Yeah, you've still got a few episodes to go couple hundred two in there, but yeah But some of the best but some of the best Some of the best and are they are ahead of you. I won't tell you which ones though So we'll have to watch every single one to make sure Is it true that scottish people can't say purple burglar alarm? It's difficult for them, but they can do it. I think Let it pull burglar a lot of them. Yeah, there you go. It's very difficult. Yeah Um, uh, by the way, I got the pokey pokey dex entry for swablu do it This might help if I provide a picture of swablu I will copy this image and I will paste it here So that so for context look at them go. Oh, I don't remember that one. Yeah The ruby entry they wanted us to read Um, buh buh buh swablu has light in fluffy wings that are like cottony clouds This pokemon is not frightened of people it lands on the heads of people and sits there like a cotton fluff hat Is that it? Yeah Oh, so I guess that's like wholesome and they were saying like oh, I guess that's why they okay Yeah, they're like you generally hear ones about like child abduction souls being sucked out of people You know, you know, he's just like he's a fluky hat Yeah, yeah, yeah haunting the dreams and also I was like an a testament to how to pokemon sort of Design elements in terms of their evolution. This is Altaria, which is what swablu evolves into Um, you know, there's definitely you know, you see the connection the clouds have you know, sort of It's like he's a bird a bluebird and a cloud kind of and I think that's a pretty appropriate evolutionary step On his journey towards becoming perfectly suited for his environment. What gen is this from? Um Because if it's ruby, I that's I definitely remember it from ruby and sapphire. So I think it's three This well, it's number 334 Yeah, so yeah, it seems to be yeah, so gen three because I have 150 pokemon gen one and two Fair enough Let me see. Yeah, and it says it says it's 45 pounds. I would have guessed lighter. He's a big boy Uh Theories on andor's low viewership Oh, I think we've discussed it before but uh to recap I think that one of my reasons is that star or is that disney has And to a degree george has done this but Star wars isn't really like um about drama and political intrigue and like deep character conversations for the most part It's not to say it's bad But especially now especially in disney star wars the audience has been particularly almost like trained To be very very superficial surface level hate bricks and screws Yeah, to hate bricks and screws They've been trained to look for cameos and references and tying this person to that person They want to see their member berries pop up Um, it's just not the kind of show that you typically see in the star wars universe and it I think throws people sort of for a loop when they get into andor and there's Like no bombastic action scenes or there's no fucking Mandalorians flying around or lightsabers getting pulled out and there's no Darth Vader It's just a story about like characters interacting in this world and you know doing stuff and making Interesting decisions and there's real stakes and tension Which I legitimately just don't think that a lot of star wars people want Yeah, I mean after so many shows in a row people were less interested in checking out whatever disney has next And then it's about characters that nobody cared about anyway people weren't even sure who cast in andor is Was and or even a person was it a place an event? And there's always gonna be a battle and following obi-wan kanobi in particular Yeah, it's kind of a not it was just set up in a bad position there It was came out after rogue one Who knows? Oh, yeah, uh, it'd be really cool experiment to run that Yeah, because between rogue one and now we got A star wars movie or two star wars movies, right? We got the last Jedi The last Jedi uh solo and the um What the fuck was the rise of skywalker rise of skywalker and then we got Mandalorian season one through One and two we got boba fett and we got kanobi so Yeah, and then andor comes out and it is Like like we said earlier and or is like its little thing in the star wars universe to where it's like easy to believe it's almost Like just a passionate like fan Series that was made by people who actually really you know really do care about it. Um It's often it's on little island over there First time you covered andle was on Christmas this time was two days after my birthday I love andle and efaps you guys covering it kind of feels like an extra present Oh, well, very glad to hear that word. Yeah, man. I'm I mean, it's the same way for arcane with me at least like I'm I'm very optimistic But there's always that part where I'm like, oh boy. Oh, don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up So, you know, hopefully with andor season two we get another really uh another get another really good one Star Wars fans are acting like fairies now. Yeah, I'm a star wars fan But not like those other star wars fans rags would know what I'm talking about Definitely, I do know what you're talking about Well the star wars fandom Thanks to disney by the way because I really don't think the prequel ot sort of split was that significant But now there's like fucking three different huge passionate groups for star wars that exist and hate each other And it's like good job And I don't think they can release anything now that all star wars fans enjoy No, even andor came crashing down kind of like andor's probably their least successful thing and we think it's their best thing Easily their best by by a significant Absolutely in disaster over there like we're We were talking about how like is it better or not than return to the jedi? And I think there's arguments prone against but nothing even else comes close. I think with disney What's a real story if that helps We were sent in to do a um a board meeting where it was like a Sort of an accounting of the current state And you have all the major creators of all of the different things to do with disney there And it's just like you do like a recap And with every you have clips ready and you're just like all right the lads who made you know, for example Mando season three like john favre one day floating there and you're just like what the fuck was this and you just play the clip of The guy getting vomited up or him slipping and falling in the bath Like you're just like what do you do it? What is this? So just to have them go like well What And then we look at tony gillroy and we're like those uh those bricks and screws more of them more Be more of them next Down and we go from bricks and screws to bricks and screws I'm gonna get himself like a little little brochure filled with bricks and screws and just stop picking up some new ones bricks and Shoes No, well star wars does have Shoes actually It's kind of indicative of the state of store wars if you have characters wearing shoes I think that's one thing andor does super well as it shows the variety of kinds of places Um, which it never was technically which it was never really Lacking but it kind of was um I mean we talk about it a lot in terms of like getting the hell off of tantatouine You know not seeing the same places over and over But you know bouncing between you know ferricks and Mon moth was on curasan. I think or I forget exactly where it was specifically curasan quest chin if You were there with with mr. Gilroy right making this show and it was as it is And then the wizard he's in the he's in the little toilet and he comes out and he's like hey I gotta tell you something If you replace What's his name Path, but why have I forgotten it? I've known it so many times it begins with a piece like the boss of the The agency for the empire Bug me Is one of those things where the second I try to grab it it slips though. It's gone. Yeah Your brain is gonna remind me of it like two hours from now Pot of gas pot of gas that's Someone said uh replace pot of gas with talking and you will double the audience interest and acclaim. Do you do it? Uh I really like having pot of gas. It's gonna be a cg talking. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah Like no no no casting suede that that's gonna be a lame and it's not even gonna look that good It's gonna look a little I like that we have pot of gas. It's like a different kind of uh Oh, I know you I'm sure you understand the point of my question Yeah, no the point is yeah Do you make this once will change to double the audience and therefore give it more of a chance to get more seasons It's yeah, it's really tough to say honestly. I don't think I could begrudge someone for doing it Especially if it's not like a crazy change, you know, it's nothing like huge Oh, he's not a major character in the story Yeah, he's a recurring character, but at the same time it's like damn shouldn't have to change it You know like that just to get twice as many viewers wizard Well, and then then he's like replace luthan with bail organa and we can double it again Yes, or no, I know no, I can't no That wouldn't be I I'm unwilling to I'm unwilling to lose luthan. I think Luthan will be luthan's place in star wars history will be revered Uh, as already kind of is If I stick the landing, yeah One of the best characters in the the entire thing Yeah, he's like He's the the cassiest clay of the star wars world Okay, now final question uh You have Fuck why have I forgotten a name the the main blonde girl who's like Irrifying in terms of like your average sort of cog in the system for the empire Or they not something the the imperial officer. Yeah I again, I forget her name But I know exactly who you're talking about was it says the one that serials with yeah four times in the show So four scenes, whichever episode it'll be she's gonna sneak off and uh meet with darth mull And they're gonna talk about how It's so plausible. He's gonna give it tips. It's so fucking plausible He's gonna tell her like oh you need to do this and this and you'll rise at the empire at uh, and then in the calls He lights his lightsaber Yes, and in his scenes, there are no bricks and no screws. I'll see a single one. Yeah, it's just nothing but white It's just panels Robot leg and says see my robot legs. They won No, he did to me And then the wizard says Obi-Wan Kenobi did to me on Naboo after I killed his master quaggan jinn The force he just says that Oh Yeah, the wizard says you have to have four scenes and they have to be at least five minutes each one and Yeah, and you'll get you'll get five times the viewership then you got previously Fuck that's hard because I feel like you could I feel like she's a really good character in my way. I could be a good character if you accept all three of those They all stack so you get like five times two times three Oh my god, we're gonna. I mean it would It would ensure that Like well, so my question for the No, I we're not losing luthan. I don't think at all. No way. No Yeah, I can't lose luthan. He's Too iconic. He's too important for the show too important for andor as a character My follow-up question to the wizard would be So so Let's let's say I basically ask the wizard if I if I do the darthmore one I get my guaranteed five seasons of andor if the wizard says yes, my follow-up question is Do I ever have to show darthmore ever again after that first season? Well, the fact is dude, I would I would If I were making like a season two three four five after he'd been forced into season one It's like well, we're gonna have to do everything. We kind of make it work, right? We'll do what we can Actually work give him content to work with blah, blah, blah, but Yeah, I mean I think in spirit of it. It'd be like, yeah, darthmore's gonna be a fixture in this show now Well, I guess if we uh, we hope that the the writing team can uh make that work and do something with it I mean, I think he can write. I mean there's ways to make it work dark Dark mall could be like a a backseat character kind of, you know And she's a good character. So I mean, you could make it work, but You'd have to like really think about it and try That's I think that's what it is. It just feels sludgy as well as if one of the requires really is he has to activate His lightsaber and each of those four scenes Like for fuck's sake And here is a unicycle And then it has to play it has to play dual of the fantasy spins and around Yeah, yeah, it's like a while the orchestra's in the room. He says do not fail me And then spins it and flies away like the inquisitive Oh, yeah, yeah, the helicopter Does he does he have to say uh, darthmore out flies away like ryan's secrets I love the idea that uh, that's the one scene of every time it comes up in the episodes where everyone on set is just like Everyone's faces are all like down while they're filming it. They're like, yeah Yeah, it's like doing a porno shoot to afford college. It's like, oh, well, you know, it was like, you know And yeah, I guess the the final deal then would be the uh, the wizard said you have to have at least an hour worth of beta in the show and it'll get times 50 people watching it At what point do you say this show has become something not worth saving? Yeah, exactly Well, what's interesting about it is of course It's still up to you to implement it, right? So The thing is an hour of vader is like fuck that's gonna I feel like I mean like I think the vader is a smaller stretch than darthmore, right? I think vader would work better than darthmore because vader is what it makes sense. Yeah I really like not having vader or the emperor That's why yeah, well, I don't like half and half and like maybe I wouldn't be surprised if vader shows up in season two when I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe But like as a very briefly maybe just as a hologram, maybe Something like that or a short meeting at the very least you get a name drop more than likely as an enforcer probably. Yeah But if things escalate, yeah Things are going to escalate because it's gonna lead directly into rug one That's kind of the point of the question though, right? Like sacrifice an entire episode's worth of time But strictly vader stuff But the show will be successful like guaranteed Do you think uh, do you think uh, talos is gonna show up in uh Who's talos ben mendelson? Um, I've seen people say that they really want that to happen. Obviously him and k2so Uh, especially uh, well, we got the yeah, yeah that I think uh I'd like to see k2so that and see it's funny if you're like, well, how's anything from dothmore? It's like because he's part of the little andor story, you know He's cool to see him go up. I know you're referencing captain marvel, but crannick, right? Is his name Yes, I think that's his name. I forgot though. That's why it's like, oh, yeah, talos Yeah, I feel like he's possible, right? What if that did they get a mads mickelson? Maybe do we get any connection at all to our Jena or so or did they leave that just for a rogue one? I think they're gonna leave it just for rogue one. I think I think so. Yeah Which would be nice because I just don't really remember anything about her We'll probably do a thing in the fucking post credits where they're like, we got some prisoners to pick up You know, it's like and then you go, oh It's and then they name the transport name which is the same transport name is in rogue one or something where she's picked up Whoa Yeah, I think you did say the last scene is going to be connected directly to like the first scenes of rogue one I wouldn't be surprised. There's literally and or meeting up with that guy And then maybe yeah the little chat. I don't know. Um, it's just a fucking shame. They didn't get to have more time But oh well, yeah, they didn't have enough mall scenes. That was it I mean that might have been the case is that they didn't have enough of the Stuff that people have come to expect from star wars shows in conjunction with releasing after A monumentally disappointing star wars show Wow, disappoint. Well, I I think even we were disappointed with it. Why aren't we even though we weren't expecting it to be good Check out our episode one coverage. We're just talking for ages about the potential and that we I think we considered it Okay, we were like, this is an okay star. Yeah But then episode two Episode two sucks Yep And then when he fought for Darth Vader and I episode three Holy shit in that big empty quarry, let me fly him again He did fight him again And then he he left him there even though he came to the conclusion that it wasn't his friend anymore And thus he had no reason not to just kill him and it was a Basically a moral necessity to kill Darth Vader there. Yeah, they needed. Yeah, he did not do pretty much Because some people say like, oh, he was dumb to not kill my moose to fire It's like, well, at least he fucking bared the man and chopped off his limbs. I think I think we've said before but the joke of like he just uses the force to push push push push push into the lava And he's like, there you go The joke in robot chicken when he just takes his lightsaber in that etiquette's like, wait, are you fucking robbing me? No It's not the uh, oh that it's like, oh, I'm burning to a crisp. Please just kill me. That's not the high ground way I mean the jedi way. I mean, you know what I'm saying. I beat you and I'm on the high ground. So So that would make that would make two star wars robot chicken references so far in this efap Here is a unicycle Are Oh, yeah, and yeah, how many simpsons references we had zero This deal this deal gets worse worse and worse all the time. Here is a unicycle I was actually Watching a season 12 episode of simpsons recently and they go to this Park that's created in the 1970s to imagine what the 90s would be like in the future And it's like it's all absurd and insane and stupid. You know, it's all irregular jokes And then like uh, the future will be filled with electric cars Then hobo gets in one with bar and it's like it's got like a sad face. It's chugging along and it's just like Then it goes, um, I can get you to half the distance You wanted to go and double the time and you'll have to refuel me several times and People will think you're gay and then it just cuts. I was like, what the fuck Man the shade for electric cars Which by the way, have they recently come up to like the via fire for being shit electric cars are Really fucking heavy for starters the batteries and like weight. Yeah, like yes. They weigh a lot more than I did not know that I did not know that batteries are incredibly heavy Well, you associate electric like things with being lighter But I guess something's gonna operate a car It's gotta be massive because the bat because the battery in a normal car for those of you who don't know is Quite heavy. Yeah. Yeah, they're small, but they're heavy Well, that would be heavy. They are and like a giant lithium ion battery that has enough charge to get you like 350 miles Shit's heavy. Like I'm pretty sure but I just never thought I weigh a lot more than uh It's the reason why that whole like idea of tesla trucks is kind of absurd because like the truck itself would be enormously heavy Like compared to how much and there's a weight limit on how much you can put on a road Like roads have weight limits and yeah Lithium ion battery in it The truck itself is gonna weigh so much that like the amount that you can actually tell is gonna be a lot lower than you Could with a regular like diesel truck There's also that um, I believe lithium ion like they just they just degrade You just lose your like the amount of distance you can travel over time when you when you have an electric car Like the the amount of distance you can go just decreases over time with its use And then there's also the fact that like as I understand electric cars are just more likely to just Explode this is more likely to burst into flames than a regular car is And those fires are really difficult to put out when it's a like lithium battery like on fire. So it's yeah You know, I guess we're sort of in the stage where electric cars have kind of become I mean, maybe just maybe everything will just be you know, maybe hybrids the way to go. Maybe that'll end up being what's Well, I think because the hump we have to get over to progress I think the real way to go is just better public transit Just you need better public transit than like electric. Um I think that works in a lot of areas, but I think there's just a lot of areas where public transit just doesn't make any sense at all Uh, that's sure like in rural areas and yeah, like around here We got buses that's like it and it's not like a huge deal because you know, a lot of people in massive swaths of you know America, especially Everyone's got cars things are spread out um A lot of suburbs and a lot of you know, different cities people moving around commuting people want to go places It's more part of the culture. Um So Yeah, I mean, of course public transit is really good in a lot of places but Who knows what the solution will be is the viability to the flintstone approach Only if it holds in there the car and then walking only if it makes the sound effects whenever I start taking off I can't even do that. That's like a weird plastic cotton pan banging. Yeah. Yeah That's I like how it's just it's just walking But with the dragon a massive car It's such a great little joke The flintstones was really good was Eh, it's a living. I think they're rebooting it. Unfortunately. It's a living only if john goodman gets to play I don't know if they're gonna I'm not sure if that's gonna be the case He's a little bit old now. I don't know if you played who played barney and that well Well, I mean you could say he's downright prehistoric wasn't but who played um barney rubble I almost said I almost said barney five rick maranis, right? Uh, was it forget? I thought it was rick the manis Uh, oh damn. Let me let me double check I know that hallie barry was in it Uh, oh, yeah, it was uh rick maranis. Yeah What a weird mosey ozonal played uh played uh beddy I wonder if it's any good I probably not Probably not but I'd be curious one day. It's also and also it's it's again It's like oh live action remake of an animated television show. No, thanks. Don't need that. What do you mean? Yeah, but that was like that was from a different time. Yeah, it's it's a very special That's true. That is true. It is from a different time But it's just again like the flintstones is the flintstones bites like very nature of its premises obviously like lens Very cartoony. Yeah It's a cartoon world a prehistoric world with talking dinosaurs and crazy sort of uh RK contraptions and everything anyway Back to be super chest now. Come on. Disney has amazing law like operation cinder where the empire blew up loyal planets after palpatine's death Because why build a new empire? Oh, yeah I think we thought it was a joke. Oh well because it was because you guys hadn't heard of it We were watching it was recommended in their bill borough episode in season two where they talked about operation cinder And I think you guys were like what's that? It's like, oh, let me tell you It sounded like one of the stupidest fucking things that has ever happened And like that does not help because like bill bears great performance and that random moment of giving so much character to someone who You know, like I looking back on that. I was so insane It's just like like they randomly decided to have character at this show. It's like why not they did Yeah, and then they were like let's reference the law our law operation cinder from battlefront two where The empire decided that the way to preserve power was to kill people who were loyal to them To say like look we're in charge. That is so in charge But your loyalty is rewarded with death Difficult things to repair in terms of like writing that is so fucking shadow the hedgehog levels What do you do with that if you're asked to make a story after that was retarded It's uh, it's a really stupid thing that because the reason why it was done was because uh I remember it was the big hype for battlefront two was wow We actually get to like see an imperial perspective like that that's the the side to get into players But operation cinder is so obviously and bafflingly like it's said that it is the thing that makes the main character go Like oh, yeah, maybe the empire's bad Yeah, maybe people would think that At least the rebels won't kill me Like It's just like what kind of plan is that you kill the people who are loyal to you to show that you're in charge What is that? like what Like no, no, no, this is the opposite of what you do. You killed the other side Oh It's so stupid. Yeah, and then and I guess the thing is as well as if it was just in the video game You could you could kind of like pretend it didn't happen because of the way that you know People treat canon like reflect things whether it happens in movies or video games, but no, it's all it all is You know, it's all there and it's all all canon Then I wonder if they're gonna make a battlefront three sounds it seems like they've given up on that um I think I mean battle battlefront two despite everything they've done to it Which I've here is a decent amount, but it has such a negative reputation Yeah, it does that's kind of like battlefield which despite everything they've done to it It has such a negative reputation Well, no, I mean this guy has a pretty good reputation. Yeah, it depends. I talk to as we are very well I guess but but like the game is successful and popular and still getting updates. So Like I appreciate about thousands of active users I mean, I would love a battle are a star wars themed battlefield game But um Who knows what they're gonna do. I don't want either of those series to just fade away and die Um, it's just a shame that they would do so not because of us but because they made a lot of bad decisions and uh uh Okay, I don't know who this is you're covering but apparently this is a view a few people have including Thor skywalker and robot head I don't know if you're covering them today, but this is very strange I think there's something we didn't cover but that definitely um is important is like, okay So we have categories of star wars and not star wars and you put and or in not star wars. Okay. Cool. Kenobi I'm assuming that goes into star wars. Yeah And they'd be like well Well, yeah, of course and it's like cool. So Kenobi's awful So whether or not a thing is star wars Like we need to have another axis now where it's like Good and bad not star wars star wars So if it's good or if it's bad and not star wars or bad and star wars doesn't matter. It's bad But if it's good And star wars that's good If it's good and not star wars What does that mean? What happens now We okay, we're gonna make it Is that all right I'm not entirely sure of what it means to not be star wars as we struggled on that stream to discover but Even if we agreed Is it really that bad if it's still good? Ultimately the goal here is to have good stuff, right? Seems to me. Yeah I mean if you went if you wanted to make a If you had a bunch of people who made a small offshoot series to the lord of the rings About the innkeeper who runs the prancing pony and a story of how His grandfather saw Gandalf and Thorin sit down and start their little quest and then years later, you know Frodo and Sam and Mary and Pippin stopped by and all the shenanigans that happened in between and it's an interesting drama about trying to keep this Business afloat in this town outside the shire and everything like that is like well It doesn't it's not as lord of the ringsie as other lord of the ringsie stuff, I guess But I mean if it's good it's good if it's a really interesting neat drama that takes place in that world It's like yeah, there's you're probably not gonna see any elves or You know gondorians or whatnot and you probably won't see an orc But you'll be a really really good show if it's written well Don't do that though, you know ruin it I don't stop touching lord of the rings unless you make golem too That's the thing golem because it has gandalf in it. I guess counts as lord of the ringsie like it is it's definitely lord of the rings, but uh It is it's distinctive enough in its art style that it's not part of like the the peter jackson verse of lord of the rings Uh, it's a different continuity in a sense, uh sort of like rings of power I don't think anyone is ever going to allow it to be considered anything close to candid any way shape or form Don't even say fucking rings of power Ring of power isn't even I don't think yeah, people don't even consider that. Yeah canon people are like the book is like everything tolkin wrote the lord of the rings trilogy And then people people acknowledge the hobbit exists, but they don't look at it And then look over in the wastelands like oh look I can see golem power Bringing improve everyone's day by talking about the walker walker coelka Oh, yeah, the the happiest animal like the the perpetually smiling little little kangaroo kind of looking fellow Oh, yeah, they're happy happy. We've uh, we've talked about him on stream before we've talked about them for sure They they do they do really are lift lifts, you know your spirits like Let me see if I could find uh Yeah, like I mean come on look at him Guarantee everyone will love it is what Uh, yeah, I mean they uh, they're adorable You have them as a pet or are they wild? Oh, no, no, no that you they're on our rotten island. That's where they are That's so that's the only they're like wild, but they're very used to human interaction They are because people go there all the time. Uh, and yeah, like Let me let me see if I can find a picture of one smiling Because that's the thing they always look like they're smiling just perpetually The one of the interesting things about the quaka Is that uh, where they live? Uh, the side of the island that has no people The quakas are Naturally, I guess you could say uh diurnal. You're sorry nocturnal Whereas on the side of the island where you know visitors come Uh, the quaka there are diurnal So they're up during the day because that's when the humans are out So they kind of sweat they they've over time swapped their sort of sleeping habits To coincide With you know being around the people who you know give them a lot of food and stuff and essentially help them flourish Yeah I like how it's just for them that evolutionary strategy is being adorable That's uh, amen. It's that's that's how it works. Yeah. Yeah, it works. It works It just keeps smiling I have gotten the parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes packets with the pizza before only ever use the red pepper Flakes though those are spicy Yeah, I have used the red pepper flakes before I have never used the I I never put even I don't need more cheese on my pizza I've never really eaten a pizza and gone man. If only there was more cheese. You don't put cheese on your cheese What are you a savage? I'm not I'm not I'm no cheese fiend um But I uh, yeah, but I do sometimes put on the little red pepper flakes. They are they're sort of nice Sort of nice. Maybe rags is just a huge fan of lunchables pizza No I'm not lunchables lunch those ones. Yeah, those are like fun and great if you're like 10 But they're not like They're not good, you know Rags was thinking of round table. They give them Maybe Uh, burning my two-year freebie to say hello Hello How you doing? Hello. Hi I've gotten many delivery pizzas in america. No less never have I ever gotten crackers with my pizza Apparently you're not living so much out there if you'd experience Dexter jet sir saves crackers with his pizza Pretty neat. I'm still waiting for that dexter jet sir tv show. They start media We'll get around to it I watched and or after efebs recommendation and now i'm sad because my old passion for star wars is back But I feel the future content will be sludge You don't need to feel that it was mando season three came out Went back that was the sluggiest of all three of the mando seasons Yes, it was it was the sluggiest sludge that i'm the sludge-o-meter. It scored very high The sludge-o-meter, but the baby was so cute and look there were so many mando laureates Apparently that wasn't enough for some people unbelievable H bomb a guy made a neat video on deus x revolution and said it's a movie game Two years after the last of us two came out. He didn't even make a last of us two video What's so weird is that human revolution is super gameplay focused. Um Yep So unless he just has a weird definition of movie game It must be in the context of deus x as a franchise for that one still I can't see what I how I don't know human revolution like all game play Yeah, and it's super it's in it's good gameplay too. Um Whether it's you doing the action or like what I did was a a no kill like a like a pacifist stealth Playthrough which was really fun to to to play Um, I had a hoot doing it so Behold my awesome milestone behold Um, yeah good stuff very much As an enjoyer since the first fap and never missing an episode. I humbly request you massives watch danger five It's quality Aussie comedy in my opinion Danger five, I don't think I've heard of that either fine I'm the guy I made though Uh, I delivered pizza once rags is right about the crackers and parmesan parmesan packets. They are free if you ask for Well, I'll be Hashtag not my golem grease Yes, the uh The famous greasy hair of golem that uh tanks performance for a lot of people's computers, which is fair A lot to pray, you know Your favorite deus x and y It would be human revolution because that's the only one I've played I ain't played them Uh The thing is is that I have played deus x but I haven't completed deus x so Uh with that, uh, well, I mean, I think mankind divided is the best One uh between human revolution mankind divided in terms of gameplay but narrative. I think human revolution is stronger Uh, but I I imagine that once I complete the original deus x I might just I might come to the conclusion I think most people have which is that that one is the best one I think they meant to say to me to play it, but they said also mal play deus x Your mal, what's your name? I'm mal now. What's you? Yeah I noticed a distinct lack of star wars mitch on this guy's shelves. How can we trust him as a true star wars fan? Very true. He knows the rules. You must establish your cred Before speaking to matters like yeah, your status symbol on whether or not you're allowed to talk about Play Star Wars is how much uh, how much of that stuff do you have gonna need a few more funko pops, buddy That's that's a nice phrase You're gonna need a few more funko pops, buddy before I know that's you It's pretty funny because like I don't really I guess I understand the appeal of funko. I no, you know what? Yeah, I understand the appeal But I don't think I want one like really at all. I only have two and they're very specific whereas uh Conversely, I recently discovered that there's essentially like funko pops, but they're little like rubber ducks For characters and I bought a crash bandicoot one. It's like a crash bandicoot little rubber duck And I I way prefer that as a gimmick Like a rubber duck version of uh, because I saw a rubber duck version of the balrog It looks really cool. Whereas. I don't know what a funko pop. You know balrog looks like Mm-hmm Sure, it looks fantastic Sure, it looks great. Can't wait to get one Uh, good evening mothgi the little mothma mothma mon and critical mothma Okay, are you guys related? I guess they all are I assume because of the name that you guys would uh, you know might be related If and or change this name it was plucked out and put back into the timeline after the sequels It would be interesting. We'll build a pro-empire planet trying to keep order and after it's full Move the franchise forward There's all kinds of neat stuff that you could do with the changing political climates and where people's loyalties lie And what they decided to do after the events that we're so familiar with from the movies Will they do them? probably not I don't even I guess I'll have to post this it starts with uh, hey massives Little message of course and then it says rags. Please read as Boba Fett As Boba Fett. All right I am Boba Fett. Let's see Uh, let's see he's got a bit of a like that that New Zealand sort of accent doesn't he? Uh, yeah, he does have a New Zealand accent. Yeah when I was a child I made a promise. I've spent my life tracking you down to fulfill that promise You killed my father mace window. Would you like a job? That wasn't bad Yeah, I think it was all right for off the cuff. Yeah, I'd have to refine it But you know even in its unpalished form that wasn't bad at all If you you know if you put on a mask like like a helmet filter over that Spit an image All right. All right. Let's let's calm down He said spitting image, which is true if you just put the mask Spitting image for a sound though He's got a face for bounty hunting Uh, uh, yeah, he hires people who try to kill him. That's the remember he did that a couple times in his show If you steal water from your subjects And you try and kill him you'll give you a job Good old Boba Uh Bell's relationship was handled very well not distracting to the story at all I'm assuming we're talking about the lesbatisms Of which yeah, that was our monothmosis cousin Not a sister cousin. I believe well, yeah anybody who thought that like got in the way or something I just be like, I don't and I don't understand that that's just that's absurd It was part of the problem when you try and review it for having what he was referring to as like Agenda driven stuff related to that and you haven't seen it. Everyone's just wondering what you're talking about and like what? Yeah, two minutes of lines that relate to it may be a relationship Like maybe five minutes tops Which there were there were that's you're allowed to have that for characters when they have relationships Yeah Um Extinct animal of the day bluff downs giant python fringy's version of the world serpent Extinct giant uh left downs giant python Allegedly extinct Okay, so yeah, it's apparently an extinct species of snake from Queensland Um when it lived during the the early the early uh pile of scenes so it was about 5.3 million to 2.8 million years ago the biggest snake found in australia with a total length of up to nine meters um This rival was the largest Extant snake species the reticulated python from asia and the green anaconda from south america And so it was a long boy. Yeah um Yeah, it's kind of interesting to think about like the giant animals that used to live in australia the mega marsupials or whatever they were called Are they not going to be lesbians in a hundred years? Surely they were lesbians a hundred years ago Well, it's just guys Yeah, like what does that mean? And I mean it's a little bit of a stretch because as we all know, you know, the the gays will eventually die out because they don't reproduce Um, but you know for the sake of fantasy, you know, what we'll put them in stuff like that as a non gay I have theories that they lay eggs though Oh, that's very possible. Yeah. Yeah, don't rule it out Especially if they're being portrayed as alive and well in sci-fi that means they're gonna somehow hang around Well, remember star wars is a long time ago, so they were everywhere, but now it is a long time ago Yeah, alexie far far away real A new hope is considered in part a vietnam common tree prequels were analyzed to death as a bush slash war on terra critique They've always been a little current. Yeah. No, that it's absurd to be like if you're drawing modern Allegorical things out of the thing then that means the thing is too mod with like, I don't know modern messaging or something It's like hang on hang on Yeah, that's a bit come on now This is some of the most entertaining shit in the prequels is palpatine using rhetoric that can easily be like seen as connecting to all kinds of modern political situations. It was intro like, um It's we've talked about it's just like you just need to tweak the dialogue and those political scenes are some of the best ones The prequels where he's like convincing the senate. That's true. That is actually true. Yeah Ah politics boring Boom mola you gay and I'm in lesbians with you also high rags Hello, you can't be in lesbians. That's very very true. Well, I'm I don't know about that Hello massives. Hello Hi I'm playing lego batman 2 while listening to e-fap and it's actually got more substantive character writing the most things these days That doesn't surprise me at all Also play little nightmares and hi raggleton Hello hearing about this little nightmares thing. What happened to the big nightmares? Uh too much. You gotta work your way there. I don't know if you can handle them big nightmares Okay, fine They're pretty serious. Let's uh Yeah The worst rated game recently was war thunder with a massive seven percent with over a hundred k negative reviews last week Because of community outrage you should look into this promoted even I've got some friends who have uh said they're gonna stop they're stopping playing a tank game because Uh tanks and planes Is it something to do with their like uh microtransactions? Um, I'm not certain. I think a lot of it has to do with like, uh, the Balancing issues and obtaining like the currencies and things in the games But I don't follow it too close to myself if my friend was in here. I'm sure he could Uh go on and on about all the issues in it But I sort of pick it up because I'm you know, we're pals and we chat and all that and he plays it So I you know, I get a whiff of some of the issues, but you know, it's not a game that I play myself Think about how Tolkien drew from his Catholicism Nordic mythology and the lord the rings But it's never overtly done or even easy to pick up I mean, I don't have any problem with it being more overt too Yeah Or It's cool to have like No, it's some bobs that you're like, oh, they're referencing this and this relates to this. I Okay, I see where you're going here And if they were more subtle then you're just like, oh, that's because like a lot of the names Tolkien came up with are inspired by Um, Norse fleams, right? That's what people have said and it's like, okay, cool. Cool. Cool Um Yeah, I don't I don't mind. It just depends what you're going for really The force can be resisted by imagining playing card games according to Kotor Okay Maybe that was used as a like um, like a metaphor Or something in some body's training. Mm-hmm like oh if someone's trying to If so if someone's trying to like force something on to you like mentally You know, you can keep your concentration by thinking like imagining you're playing a card game or something like that You know, maybe it's a distracting element of it Like the more you think about the thing they want you to think about the more power they have but if you try and distract yourself Uh, then you can last longer You realize 99.9 of the star wars galaxy doesn't have the force Jedi sith etc like what? Ah, but yeah, the force is all around us. It's binds us. It's a part of the living it and It's like luminous beings. We are you can make that Connection but then you'd also be like, yeah, but didn't he say handle doesn't have any of the force in it It's like well if everything has it then everything has it um Yeah, talking was all about that shit being like nice Religion it's over shut up Which is weird if Tarkin lived through the clan war. I don't think about it. Well, no Um, if talking said the yorul that's left that ancient really it would be weird. Oh, yeah He was like you're he said like dead religion. Yeah Okay, I was about to say it wouldn't actually be weird for him to call it ancient right in terms of referring to when it started Um, yeah, I guess so. Yeah Oh, yeah, I don't know So that works for him. Yeah, that works for him sweet crispy goddamn critters chat gpt appeal Right Hey, did you guys know that jarred is making videos again same channel name? You should check out his video called efap continues to be useless garbage lol. He's so salty He just wants to be covered. He just wants to be covered and also we already know we're useless garbage We don't need his we don't need his video on it. And I find it sweet. We fully aware. I think it's sweet But he's like he wants to draw us back in that's all right. We got other stuff to cover Okay, we got the old kinds of things aura sci-fi fantasy um What's the other ones romantic comedies comedies in general? Shit, this gotta be like one more Thriller Thriller mystery There we go. We got them all That's it Trying very hard not to think about how much cano be assassinated a new hope shout out to my fellow force users live long and prosper yo Oh, hey, yeah shout out. Um, I guess that covers both franchises say Live long and prosper my force users With a little bit of tweaking it's halo Oh No, I know but is he's always he say like with a little tweaking and or is halo Yeah, he's making the joke, right? You just uh, yeah Oh, have you removed star wars, right? If you remove lightsabers or the force that it is every other science fiction story True What a stupid thing to say and or is better halo than the halo show so i'll take it. Oh, yeah With a little tweak and this is breaking bad with a little tweak and this is the prawn The prawn With a little tweaking. This is sandwich molotism also high rags Hello Teletubbies with a few tweaks. It's dune Yeah See the connections at least The idea the gpt output describes most sci-fi shows is particularly stupid for stargate and track Because the protagonists are agents of the status quo That that whole section of his video was so ill advised Why did you do that? You lose a lot of people That's kind of statement this guy's arguments sound exactly like gary and az It'll make arguments like that with okay calm down Do you anything that separates stargate and star wars is the force like no, they would never say that scp of the day scp of the day is the scp rolls on canon jk scp 4000 I'm gonna paste that so you can do with that what you wish. Yeah, I Oh, this is rated very highly Extremely highly 26 and a half thousand up votes. Jeez um I'll keep this up on my side monitor to read later because it's something that's rated this highly is pretty must be pretty impressive Is there anything you can do for now, or is it something? Uh special containment procedures These aren't really written in an easy way to It's an extra dimensional forested area With numerous anomalous qualities includes including a hazardous nomenclative phenomenon. This anomalous location is accessed by performing 4000 dash halloway c document attached after completing the procedure Subjects emerge from the opening of a dilapidated brick wall fixed into the forest floor The only way to reliably traverse the unusual terrain is by use of a single dirt path Uh, yeah, it just goes on it's these are long a lot of these don't owe themselves well to be Read aloud because they're like the thing about scp is like I really really like them But they're like essentially many Short stories a lot of the times on the entries that flesh out what the anomaly or the creature or the phenomenon is So this yeah, I it's just like paragraphs of stuff on it and a lot of them are amazing But yeah, they don't owe themselves well to like super chat stuff Some do I guess if they're really if they're really short and concise But Not necessarily Yeah Oh the scp foundation has the pride colors on its logo. That's a that's a fucking lure Geez Like it affects the law. It's like hey, it's like yeah, like the scp foundation would definitely okay It's like it's like chucky wearing the pride colors or something. It's like Geez the Incredibles 2 is an underrated movie. No The Incredibles 2 sucks. No, it's it's pretty bad actually the Incredibles 2 is bad Oh, but so that's the first half second half I especially loved when Edna grew seven feet got swollen said it's modent time and mowed it all over the place Okay, there you go It's modent time because I needed it known that we can't even joke that Incredibles 2 is underrated Yes, it upset me that movie just like toy story 4 upset me Just like monsters university did not upset me. No monsters university is like just pretty middling That's what it is. It's just like a middling whereas. Yeah toy story 4 was like infuriating That was a tough one. Isn't he fat movies on that if you're curious what we thought of it Indeed you should watch it. It's quite painful. Uh Spock had the neck pinch and mind meld. Couldn't that be considered force powers He also mentally controlled a woman in the yangs versus kong's episode Don't try to make sense of this now Don't try to know what the reason they're saying this is because the guy said Star Trek is just star wars without the force and the force are you know powers in some sense. So You know, there are plenty of equivalent things people can do in the star trek universe that might be considered equivalent to the force, but Don't even try to entertain it. Just ignore it. The the comic was so fucking dumb that That you know all those sci-fi shows are the same but when you add the force you get star wars It's like no stop it sit down. Just sit sit down relax broaden your horizons best buffy slash angel writer much more sweeten Uh of the team mutant enemy team that wrote and directed the whole thing. Um, there's plenty of good writers in there But he consistently whenever he gets the writer or director or both credits It's uh all the big special episodes. They're amazing are usually him or his I'm pretty sure my four top picks for both shows are like all his Like oh shit. Well But uh still plenty of good good good folk in there doing good stuff Also be a bad e-fap when one day one day Hey, Malna if it's no trouble, could you play Sekiro while or where nothing is going on? It's seriously one of the best from games and some of the best bosses I will at some point plenty of people saying that it's their favorite I shall get around to it in the future years. I'll show when exactly but I will The first half of Dark Souls one Uh Beg on s is peak, but I think the second half is noticeably worse Do you all still hold the opinion that the entire game is the best from software game thoughts? I'm all a All the from softwares games have issues as one would put it Um, I do currently I think I hold the position that Dark Souls one is the best experience. Um But that goes beyond just mechanics though I really like the mechanics in that and I think the balancing of the health peaked with Dark Souls one I think all the other games have trouble figuring it out, which is I don't know how that happened, but um Yeah Dark Souls or like Bloodborne. I adore There's like a lot of issues with that game and then Sekiro I haven't played but as far as I can tell if I was to play it thoroughly I would possibly think it's like my new favorite, but that's what I heard Oh, there you go Principles are underrated and or villains have principles that are respected Darth Frank just shows up being an asshole because the script said so through Frank What do we know about him? Well, uh, he wears, uh, he wears this green mask with his beak on it And he's got yellow eyes He's got this brown robe And you know, yeah, like it's like it's like a robe kind of like a jacket kind of robe Because someone something it's like a trench coat Um, and he's got like a green shirt underneath it Uh, and he's got his hood, right? He's got his brown hood And you know, he he dabbles a bit in the arts, you know, he draws a bit You know works on a computer for a bit and he's from a mystical land That some argue isn't even real. Oh, it's in Stranger Things called the upside down. I think Yeah, I think so it makes sense geographically it makes sense that it's called the upside down Yeah, uh, but yeah, Darth Frank is uh, he's he's an interesting guy. He's he's an odd one Where are the lightsabers? Where's Darth Vader? Also? The Jimin bits rags I don't know Cyrillic or whatever it is. Yeah, that's hello No, it's not you made that up I did not make it up someone else made it up and I'm just going along with what they think so there. Wow, huh Can't call me a leader How many directors would even say covid saved their show? I don't think any of them could or would this was like this is the first time you'd ever even heard of this Like covid stop production. So I redrafted it's like what? What? That's interesting. Yeah It's almost like a kid. Whoa I have this dream that your last of us two video will be as long in minutes as it's been days since you promised it to us Yep i.e. It'll be at least 1,033 minutes long How many hours is that? Like in 2018 hours something like that I have to make it even longer by the time I decide to actually make it if that ever happens I had potentially a different timeline Tony covid gave me the time to rewrite all my scripts and everyone else's scripts. Thank you, tony feckin. Thank you I haven't told him about redrafting forever It's a superpower people don't utilize they just assumed I did it already it's done. It was good This find the first time whatever I put down probably really good What they pay me for I ace it first time Anyone gonna try makes the big bucks? Anyone gonna try bolt gun who'd mostly good thing so far? Yeah, I got a recommendation from mark the cyborg the other day about it and uh, oh no He gave me a copy. That was it. That was that discussion. Yeah, he gave me a copy So I'm I'm thinking about yeah delvin into it. It was on my to-do list Uh, so it's definitely on my to-do list oddly enough though. I've gotten bitten By the minecraft bug So that's uh, that's what I've been kind of playing. I've been playing minecraft Uh, quite a bit. Oh, oh wonderful beautiful. Oh, miney boy magical minecraft Oh, well, how about it? Uh with a little tweaking and olive is a great How much tweaking at all I swear every podcast I see just reminds me of how good efap is by comparison you guys make all the other podcasts look bad Oh my Um Interesting see harry. I don't want to make anyone look bad unless they're Shit, and they suck and they say mean things about us. Yeah, we'll mean things in general I mean things in general those meaners Yeah with a little tweaking pizza crackers or a thing Yeah This one says who drew this I think they're talking about the baowen drawing Uh Short man is bad man high rags Hello I like this tony guy. I like him too. Neat Tony. Yeah He's all right in my book I would love to have a chat with him off the record see what he really feels you know open up to me valiant prince You spoiled us with length for so long mubil What do you mean we've got an average length of episode that's like seven or eight hours or something therefore If you get a five hour one and then you get like an hour and a half catch up Pretty much the same as this always been Same as it ever was Moodle is now longer than you high rags. No, he's Hello He has to make a video that's longer than six hours first as he does that he can have the title Yeah, remember when jay was like, did you make your video? That long to make one that was longer than five doctor who I was like, no Like the doctor strange one That'll out long do you virgin molly versus chad mootle nobody would say chad mootle kind of sigh up We are the e-fap audience we expect length you got to do longer e-fap You've got to step up short man bad molla rage. Well, you guys got your eight hour one soon after this on the cinema wars Which was a fight well spent He lived a lot of war And uh, we got one left It says pokemon of the day daru maca pokemon entry white white Definitely gotta post a picture now I think this is him. Yeah, look at him Oh, look at him And then there's also uh, there's this one as well So I don't know what the difference is between these two, but there's This version and then there's also this version. So i'm guessing maybe they're different depending on which game Oh, he's cold. Maybe Or they're like different elements of a similar pokemon Got inspired I really like him I really like this guy Oh, he's look at him Oh I guess they want us to check out his pokemon white entry All right, all right, right because the entries are always like some crazy lovecraftian like horror Well, we had one today that was pretty chill, right? So I'm sure we'll be back Yeah How do we find this shit? I'll do we find it On the pokedex, right? Uh Oh Jesus, what is happening here? Where is the entry? This isn't this isn't simple Uh pokedex entries. I think I might have found it In all kinds of stuff here Let's see I know what he can do When its internal fire is burning it cannot calm down and runs around when the fire diminishes it falls asleep All right, okay nice Daru markers droppings are hot so people use them to put in their clothes to keep themselves warm That's horseshit. No one does that Maybe like that one like maybe on some island they do that but like no come on When it sleeps it pulls its limbs into its body and its internal fire goes down to 1,100 fahrenheit Oh, wow, it's so really hot. It's very hot. Don't touch him even when he's sleeping Oh, hey, my name is you know droppings are so hot people use them for heat so Dropping like it's hot dropping like it's hot Oh god People are weird what we've learned People are strange the world of pokemon is a strange bizarro universe And with that We are finito with the messages for the andro efap. Thanks so much for sending them in. You're kind kind of We will see you on the next efap thing. Whatever it may be Toodles for now. Bye. Bye. Bye everyone. See you later. Bye. Bye. Bye