 After your father's murder you were orphaned you were ten years old you went to live with cousins on the sheep and horse ranch in Montana and And one morning I just ran away Not just what set you off You started at what time early Still dark Then something woke you didn't it was it a dream? What was it? I Heard a strange noise What was it? It was screaming. It was some kind of screaming like a child's voice What did you do? I went downstairs. I Crept into my uncle's home office where he worked as a Windows PC repairman. I Was so scared to look inside But I had to what did you see? Laptops lots of Windows laptops and their fans their fans were screaming They were slaughtering these spring lamps No, I mean that's what I thought at first to because it being a sheep ranch But but it was all these windows laptops with their their CPUs maxed at a hundred percent And they were screaming and you ran away No, first I tried to kill some of the running processes because you know how windows Has so much stuff running in the background monitoring everything that the user does. I I Press control-alt-delete to bring up the task manager, but the task manager It wouldn't open none of the programs I tried to run on these windows laptops would actually run it was like everything was frozen They wouldn't run but you couldn't you did didn't you yes? But first I took one of the laptops and and I ran as fast as I could Oh, I don't know I didn't have any food any water All I had was a USB stick with a Linux operating system on it So I could wipe out windows on that laptop. I thought I thought if I could save just one but The Ubuntu USB stick I had it didn't work You know how you're supposed to verify the ISO by doing a checksum I almost never do that and this time it caught up with me I didn't get more than a few miles before the sheriff's car picked me up My uncle was so mad he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman the orphanage They used max so I never saw the PC again What became of your lamb if by lamb you mean the laptop I took with the intention of installing Linux on it It's still running Windows still wake up sometimes. Don't you wake up in the dark? And hear the screaming of the fans Yes And you think you could make them stop don't you I don't know you won't wake up in the dark ever again To that awful screaming of the fans. I don't know. I don't know