 My name's George Keyes, I'm 23 and I'm from Hartfordshire. I've had one long-term relationship, the love of my life, but the bird done me over, she's a wrong one, so I had to get rid of her. My ex would describe me as funny, outgoing, maybe sometimes a bit childish, probably a bit trappy sometimes, but when a bird gives you a brief what you're meant to do, you've got to give it straight back. The best way to get revenge on an ex, it's got to be to sleep with one of her mates, isn't it? Because your ex knows how good you are in bed, so her finding out that you've shagged one of her mates, it's going to tear her in half. Well look, put it this way, I love women obviously and I love peanut butter, so them two combined would just be my ideal dream, I think. The most embarrassing thing my mum's caught me doing, well nearly caught me doing, I was watching this brilliant polno, you know when you're zoned into it, I thought nothing's going to distract me, I was nearly there, I've heard me mum coming up the stairs, well she ain't going to bother coming in here, next thing I know the doors come open, whoa mum what are you doing? What are you doing George? Nothing, I was tickling my belly, what are you doing just walking in my room? What do I like the most about myself? Probably my sense of humour, my one-liners, I'm always throwing them out there, definitely my sense of humour and my personality, 100%. What do I like least about myself? Probably when I've had a drink, I could turn into a bit of an asshole, turn a bit spiteful, get a bit trappy, but when I'm sober I'm the nicest player. The one sexual thing I'd like to try, I'm not being funny, I've tried it all, I've done the lot, there's nothing else I can do, I just ain't put peanut butter on a bird and licked it off, that's what I ain't done. The weirdest thing I do when I'm alone, probably just sit there and eat loads of peanut butter. My next on the beach, I might meet a lovely little bird, preferably someone I really get on with, someone who I can have a laugh with, someone who's down to earth. That's what I'm looking for, someone who's down to earth, definitely.