 All right, oh 49 just knock on the door wait till they open it and say your line. It's gonna be so great They're gonna die No, not literally. It's a laughter. It's a prank. Yo come on Say it so long try the knob So good if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound it may in fact scream excuse me What tree? Where? How did you make it scream? No, it's a perfect plan trees need oxygen to live We throw it in the giant whirlpool. Everything's afraid of drowning. It'll scream watch for the bubbles watch for No, I will sell my first board of the scarlet king if you scream This game is based on the relatable feeling of getting lost in an Ikea Meanwhile true fans comments mark and maji because they know what the game is really based on Dr. Bright's I'm allowed to make my tequito identify as an attack helicopter. It's an overuse transfer with joke And my lunch is ruined in a world of anomalous individuals not have evaded the foundation as often as Santa Claus The Holly King the Yule man Santa Claus the time traveler Homeless my blood is made of Bailey's Santa and what the hell is a lap lander But thanks to our collaboration with Sonos in their seasonal audio noise tracking aggregator or Santa index We will track the jingle waves. We will securely contain Santa Claus We will protect the populace from his anomalous actions, and we will answer the question When can you play Christmas music without annoying everyone around you? Godspeed agents No, no, no one's gonna fall for that Are you serious? No, no, it's completely obvious what that is Why are these protagonists so stupid? What's wrong with you sex what sex and on this monitor we have an event the living house is shedding its skin Oh, it's gonna be extra hungry for d-class this week as you can see our security has been upgraded since the last containment breach Anomaly contained this is a missive from the scp foundation The foundation has fallen Every mobile task force contingency destroyed countless researchers lost the overseers are in hiding the ethics committee I'm not even sure they existed But I have to announce Mariah Carey has breached containment I repeat we are in the midst in the process of undergoing an MC class end of holiday scenario Find your loved ones while you can and hold them tight Because it's time Sorry first time being kidnapped kind of nervous. So like why did you pick me? Do you think I'm cute? I'm gonna kill you. Okay, daddy vibes. We love a bad boy king, and I want to die There's something wrong with your generation freeze police. You're safe now, ma'am. Okay. Oh police It's not that deep chill and did you just assume my gender because that's a fun But I'm here to see that's a fun. So you were that's a fun So and this is why your junior researchers. What are we looking at? This doesn't look anomalous at all Oh once again, you all tagged me in the comments promising me that this time scp4521 is going to scream Let's find out That's a whimper at best do better God What I'm stretching our agents training thus conclude your orientation to work at the scp foundation and remember as we say in the foundation fitness initiative You don't have to be the fastest staff member. Just not the slowest d&d tiktok. I need your help a charisma save SCP 2 3 1 6 titled field trip, but colloquially known as you do not recognize the bodies in the water Constantly requires checks of your cognitive resistance value your CRV. That's a wisdom save, right? I don't know what it is But I think I just found my new hyper fixation SCP 3 8 1 2 is described in the article as being only vaguely humanoid So you can start by drawing a sort of human shape with a start by drawing a hand holding a pen Drawing a picture of a sort of human shape with start by drawing an artist drawing a hand holding a pen Which is drawing a start by drawing an animator at his desk drawing a picture of an artist start by drawing MMS from the YouTube channel. So okay. Here's the thing drawing a picture of an animator at a desk Start by drawing a Sitting at Drawing a picture of mms from the YouTube channel start by drawing yourself drawing it start by drawing start To draw SCP-3812, start by drawing SCP-3812. Regular shirm here in the voiceover booth, SCP-3812 is not that complicated, you just have to understand the concept of narrative levels. So why a human being exists in what we conceptualize as the real world? If I write a fictional story, then those characters exist one narrative level below me. And if I write that those fictional characters write their own fictional story, then those characters are two levels below me, one below my characters. And if it turns out that our real world is a simulation or some sort of fictional reality made by someone above us, then they are the narrative levels above us. SCP-3812's anomaly is that it exists in all narrative levels simultaneously, so it was written by an author, but it is both above and below the author at every single narrative level. And just like an author has absolute power to change anything they want in the fictional story they're writing, so too does SCP-3812 have the power to change anything on any narrative level because it's above them all. TLDL-3812 Solo's Goku and probably even Popeye. We don't want pictures of Spider-Man, we want to put him in a box! Oh, I run 5K every morning thanks to the Foundation Fitness Initiative. Remember, in case of containment breach, you don't have to be the fastest researcher, just not the slowest. Yeah, I got the cleanup roster here, it says D5708 is a Koopa, is that correct? And now for today's site-wide announcements. Shout out to all of my anomaly-pilled little Pongchamps feeling super containment core today. Steve! We interrupt your feed with an urgent message from the SCP Foundation. Never put spoons in your butt. Despite what you may have heard about SCP-7052, putting one spoon inside your rectum will not improve your general mood. Putting three to five spoons in your buttocks will not make you luckier and or cure grievous wounds or illnesses. Thrusting seven spoons into your posterior will not make you more attractive to romantic partners of your preference. Godhood is not 12 poop-shoot spoons away! Don't become a statistic, just say no to butt spoons. Dr. Sherman out in the field, I need an opinion from you, team. What do I do? What do I do? It was me, I was the monster all along. I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. When I find the individual who gave SCP-999 a hit of SCP-420-J, they're getting promoted, this is awesome. Let Dr. Buchanan's fate be a reminder to the rest of staff not to make any Mushroom Kingdom meme-based mistakes.