 The world is full of discrimination, racism, bigotry, there's so much hate, hate for people like me. I'm Chad and I'm a nice guy. You know I just don't think women appreciate just how nice of a guy I am because I am a nice guy. I don't know how that sounds, but I'm actually nice, like I'm really nice, you know? I mean yeah, I'm looking for sex or whatever, but it's not like I'm a **** or anything. I mean I'm not actually having the best of luck with women right now, that's why I changed my name to Chad, because you know, chicks dig out ****, right, so it hasn't really been working. Chad's a bit of a **** really, me and the guys don't like hang out with him or anything. He tried to hit on my girlfriend and then got pissed off when she wouldn't sleep with him. The **** up with that? Yeah, so I just got approval for the nice guy convention. Receptionist was kind of a ****, but you know, she was hot, so didn't really matter. Now, nice guys, we're getting no low. Most of my guy friends are nice. I mean, that's because I don't know any women, but that doesn't matter, because I appreciate my guy friends for how nice they are. It's good. I've known Chad since about last year, actually. I've been trying to **** rage, but he's not really getting anything. Nice guy convention? The what convention? It's, you know, since you're a nice guy, so I thought I'd send you an invitation to the convention. It's convention for nice guys. Okay, grand, yeah. Cheers. Rachel never sent me an invite to 21st. I think my invite was to go past. I definitely sent you an invite. Yeah. Definitely someone. Okay. It's definitely in the mail or something, or if not, you know, I'll just definitely send you an invite. Cool. Good luck, yeah. It was a disaster. No one showed up except for Peter, which kind of sucked. What sucked more was DJ, because he was actually really expensive. You know, nice guys are really genuine and sincere, and no one gives a ****. You know, we try to treat women with respect. What can I say? I guess no one likes nice guys. Are we done here? Can I? Okay. Let's finish last. That's why I'll treat you like trash.