 Welcome to the Crypto Minute! Holly got an ounce to ZK Roll-Up coming soon. Guess we're skipping Web 4 and going straight to Web 5? Things don't even pretend to make sense anymore. Binance announced they'll be hiring 2,000 new positions. Little Celsius thing's been real doozy. Might narrowly avoid liquidation, though. Market is such a bummer. I can't even afford sushi anymore. Oh, don't worry, dear. I can teach you how to make lentils. Currently, 42% of hedge funds think that Bitcoin will be at 75 to 100K by the end of the year. He was a little optimistic. This is the only floor I'll be sweeping for a while. Nexo offered to buy Celsius loans the middle of their withdrawal suspension. I hope you like cheesy news because the Kraft food group is getting into NFTs. What is that? Ooh, bear markets are for building. My money don't jiggle, jiggle. No, it just decreases substantially every time I check it. Michael Saylor says they plan to hodl. I would expect nothing less. Ignoring all the texts asking what happened to Bitcoin. Kazakhstan is now letting crypto exchanges open bank accounts. Apparently there's a bear market screaming therapy telegram group. And it's been a rough week, I don't judge. Crypto puns have their five year anniversary. Coinbase slashed their staff by 18%. The number of Canadians, the whole crypto, doubled in 2021. Never been a better time to remind you to get your crypto off exchanges. Keep stacking and I'll see you next week.