 Here we fucking go. All right, all right, all right. I'm off to refill my drink already. Oh, bye. Got getting drunk at Christmas? Wow. It's not crimbous yet. Hey, it's more than a day, okay? And once you decide that it's more than a day, let's just say it's more than a month. More than a year. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. It really is. Christmas looks really blurry. Blurry. Blurry? What? Are you drinking? Are you drinking right now? No, I'm actually not. I actually don't have any alcohol here. I've drunk it. What's on my rank on the EFAP ranks? I mean, I'll have a beer every once in a while and no one knows. You should have five beers sometime in secret and see if people pick it up. I think they would at five. A lot of people will cry wolf when it comes to my drinking. They're like, oh, Reg's drinking again and I'm completely sober and haven't had a drop. So really they're just saying you have bad takes? I don't know. Maybe my, I don't know if my drunk takes or my sober takes are better. They're probably both pretty good. I'm willing to believe they're all accurate. I remember that shirt, jacket thing, the buckle we had. It wasn't with the buckle. Oh my God, I only noticed the splat in the corner. Oh my God. He moves, keep an eye on it. He just jumped. Oh my God, that was so exciting. Only the best graphics at EFAP, alright? Oh my God, the splat. The Christmas splat. I feel like there's some music in the background that's like chimes of bells and then lightly. It's beginning to look a lot like Crimbo. Even though we really ever get snow over here, sad face. I thought it was like always cold over there. It's always cold, but it's, we're stuck between two extremes. We never get anything. You know, like, you know when Britain's weather is the equivalent of when you put all the colors into one big mix and it comes out brown. I think we're shadowed then. I just forget that all year round. You're like, oh well. What's the weather today, Brown? Brown? What about Scotland though? It's different there, isn't it? Snow. I'm not, I don't live in all of Britain. Wow. It's so tiny though, how couldn't you? Wow, you're trying to say I'm massive. Yeah, it's like during the Ice Age, Scotland just didn't exist at all because it was underneath like three miles of ice. Like that's the funny thing is, Time to make up for a lost time. Yeah, like the funny thing is, Scotland's actually only been liveable for about 15,000 years now. Really? Yeah. Damn. I find it difficult to, to sort of account for the fact that the entirety of the United Kingdom is smaller than Victoria. But yeah, it doesn't, like, I don't know. If it was too small to be a real country, but then again, there are countries that are much smaller than that. Luxembourg is like 10 feet across. Yeah. 10 meters across. Liechtenstein is so small that you can actually rent it if you want. Neat. Apparently Snoop Dogg was thinking he'd rent all of Liechtenstein for a music video, but apparently the negotiations fell through. Of course he would. I've pulled up. So apparently you can rent the entire country of Liechtenstein for $70,000 a night, for a minimum of two nights. Yeah, you gotta at least think a week. Come on, yeah. Like, what do you get? Like, that's what I'm thinking. Like, what do you mean if you rent the country? Like, what do you actually get for it? This is what they get control of their armed forces. The armed forces of Luxembourg. As I can see, do you get passed laws around? Because I'm going to go in with a hockey mask and go fucking pubs. Well, I paid for it. A birthday present for somebody to be the death spot of a small country. Yeah. All the streets are nearby declared called Wiener. You start construction on the Google logs. Can we use it? Can we kill them? Yeah. Can we use it? Can we kill all of the people? You're like, no, that's still no. Our national bird is now the cow. Bird? I think my favorite part that I found in this article is that on Airbnb, they are, they mentioned that there are 500 bedrooms and 500 plus bathrooms. But the cancellation policy is super strict, meaning you can get a 50% refund if you cancel lots of 30 days before you get there. The whole country is planning to be owned by a new death spot that weekend. They have to change their plans if you cancel. It's a country full of people who they cannot rule themselves. They have no idea how to actually run a country. So they just rent it out to everyone. I mean, that's the right idea. If you want to rule us, pay us. Fuck taxes. You pay us if you want to rule us. Okay, I agree with that. That's fine. We run our government based on the weekend monarch. The weekend monarch, yeah. Hey, what's up? Some rich stag do is in charge of your country for a few days. To be so stressful every weekend, you're like, who is it this time? Oh, it's like some pop singer from America. You're like, oh. What happens if you steal the tows? That's what I want to know. I always steal tows for the whole tail. Just take all the livestock. I brought these 30 cows with me. What the fuck are you talking about? Prove it. The airport was a bitch. I do like the idea of some dude riding out of Lichtenstein with a suitcase overflowing with towels. Man, I've been cycling all of the livestock through the bell detector. What a huge lie. You've got to make sure they're not smuggling anything. Well, you know the phrase, I do that for all the rice in China, except it's all the towels and Luxembourg. Except you could probably actually own all of the towels in Luxembourg. I've heard they have very nice towels, actually, Luxemburgians. Luxembourg specifically has very nice towels. Who's our monarch this weekend? Is like, oh no, the president of Namibia. He's coming in. He's coming by. In fact, I'm speaking, was it Namibia? Namibia? I think it was a, they recently, like, voted in a politician whose name is literally Adolf Hitler. We talked about this earlier. I just liked all those fucking San Andreas memes. They are shit. Here we go. Good stuff. Good stuff. It's literally like one big main town in like eight villages. It's tiny. A big city and then the eight towel factories that's around it. I think calling this a big city is very generous. It's like a town, it's the capital town. The capital town. The capital village of Luxembourg. Yeah. It kind of looks like the map of like Kingdom Come deliverance. That's what it looks like. Yeah, that's pretty big. So yeah, I suppose we should be like, I don't think any of us ever talked to you before. I have a doubt for this. Maybe Rags, have you spoken to Dan Gil before? I think I've been on a couple of streams with Rags years ago. I think so. It would have been a while ago. But maybe we can start over. Yes, hello. We just reset our relationship. We have 113 with special guest Count Dancula. Don't know if a vampire or not. Never got to ask you about that. What is the origin of your name? Have you ever had a video explaining that? Was it just for funsies? No, it was literally like I was making a shit posting channel that I was just going to upload. That's what it was. I wasn't going to like, I'm going to be a YouTuber. I'm going to make some retarded videos with my friends and just post them on YouTube. They're going to get like four views each. I was like, I don't care really. But then I turned around to my which was my girlfriend at my time, the wife now. And I said, what's a stupid sounding meme name for a YouTube channel, a shit posting channel. And she goes, she thinks for like a few seconds. Count Dancula. And I'm like, yeah, that sounds fucking retarded. I'll just use that. It's backfired in so many fucking ways. Honestly, see when you're into politics and everyone's calling you Count Dancula. It happened to me. I was in the European Parliament on the day. I ran an MEP elections as Count Dancula or what a laugh. That is fucking awesome. On the day of my candidacy got announced I posted my balls on Twitter. I got yelled at so many times. I was in the European Parliament and I was giving a big proper speech to MEPs and media and all this shit about freezing my speech and everything. I was in a suit. I was fucking taking the shit. I was in a fucking suit. And then when I got introduced on stage the guy went, and now next speaking Count Dancula. You've just seen all of these French and Belgian people everywhere in the room like, what? Nobody took me fucking seriously at all. Did you get any like, he's not even a Count sort of thing? I do count. When I was at a UKIP meeting I actually had like an older woman come up to me and shake my hand and she was like, I've never met a real Count before. I just went, and you still haven't. That was like Faulty Towers Lord member. Yeah, that was funny. It just cemented, see how I say that politicians keep passing all these laws and stuff, but they have absolutely no idea how the internet actually works at all. You should have called yourself the Count for political purposes. Right, Danc? And now introducing to the European world. Someone made me aware that there's apparently a really, really old law that if you claim any kind of title that you're not entitled to the punishment's execution. This is one of those old laws that aren't really enforced but it never really got repealed either, you know? I'm Mr. Dancula. For the first time in hundreds of years we're going to execute this Dancula guy. He's on the run from the Luxembourg authorities. All three of them. If my government could it would, trust me. No, like I want a big, mad title like fucking Idi Amin. You know that dictator? Have you seen his full title? I'll google this and I'll read the full fucking thing out. Me reading this out will be the entire fucking podcast. I swear to god this is, hold on, his full title. Some people use big pickup trucks, other people use excessively long names. I don't know. I need to fucking find it. Oh yes, his full title is Idi Amin, his Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal, Al Hadje, Doctor Idi Amin, Dadda, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of all the beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the East and Conqueror and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular. That's his full fucking title. It sounds like one of those comic villains that over the top guys should laugh at. Sounds like the best character in a TV show. He also said he was the uncrowned king of Scotland. By the way, fun, fun fact it's related to what we were talking about. See how the small country Lichtenstein see depending on what side of the fence you're on. You know, we had a few unfortunate battles in the past over who should be crowned king. Basically, if it was the Jacobite side that won, which is the Scottish side, the side that we're on, the true king of Scotland is actually a member of the Lichtenstein royal family. It's actually he's the he's the heir and he's next in line and he looks like a fucking dweeb. I've got the discount on the on the rental. Yeah, that's cute. Or we could just add Alex Lichtenstein. The Scottish Empire. Yeah, the Scottish Empire. It's just kind of a permanent rental. I love the idea of renting planets in the future, you know, be neat. That's how far humanity is gone though, which is like, yeah, I'm just going to rent Earth for a bit. See what's up. The Earth will be a shit hole by then. Well, apparently you can name there's like a service where you can get stars named doors, whatever you want because we got so many of them. So eventually when we're interstellar travelers going through space you'll have like, ah, yes, this is the planet Gluxon. It is orbiting around the star. I don't know. There's going to be a lot of stars named and want. Yeah. Or for this fucker or something along those lines. And now we approach planet Cunt. We are now approaching the audacity of this bitch. What if that planet is like the most resource filled planet that everyone has to go to and they're going to land in like fucker town. Yeah. And there we are. If you look to your left you will see the giant penis constellation. And if you look to your right you will see planet 420 Weedla mouse 69. The dick one, the setup for the joke they would be like someone named to that. It's like, no, no, it just looks like it. I mean, they carry that. It's like a big cock, see. So anyway, I was going to mention. X, X, X sniper wolf X, X, X, X, X. Why? Why at the end? Why not? It means a thousand years from now we get a laugh at some stupid little astronaut landing there. I was the first person to discover this. X, X, X. First person to land on your mom. Ha. Yeah. So I guess introductions, right? I'm Mola, hello. I've known you for a while, of you rather. So it's neat to meet you. How do you do? Bonjour. And then to my left, the green plague doctor is called Fringy. What am I meant to say? I guess this is your open to be like oh, I've seen your stuff. I've heard of you as well, hello, I guess. Yeah, it's funny, right? Because a lot of the time when interacting with each other, they're like, oh, so what was the first thing you found me from? It's like, oh, well, I think we all know what the first thing we heard of you. We'll probably ask you to give a quick summary of that for anybody who was like, who the fuck is this guy? For anybody who isn't aware that jokes are illegal in the United Kingdom. That's actually started happening though. There was a few people who were talking on Twitter and they went, wait a minute, you're the Nazi punk and they're like, yeah, I don't mind. There was one that was really funny, a lot of people don't know my wife either and there's lots of normies that started following my wife and she posted a picture of us together and they were like, what are you doing with him? He's amazing. And she's like, that's my fucking husband. Now I'm just picturing in my head that your life is like the ending of invasion of the body snatchers when somebody finally figures out that you're the Nazi punk and they turn around and point at you and scream. That's happened in the street a few times. That's kind of fucking annoying. No, there was one time where I accidentally walked through an anti-Trump rally because I didn't know it was an anti-Trump rally. Yeah, this was in the United Kingdom, this was in George Square. Do you know a tailed feature? I think I was there because I went on holiday in the UK and I remember I was in a bus on a tour and I went past this big Trump balloon that they inflated. Oh, that shitty one. Yeah, it wasn't great. See, if you were walking by and there was a large crowd of people and you heard someone shouting, shut up, you communist F words and that was me. I don't know. I don't know. I think they thought they were going to intimidate me but they didn't. They don't seem intimidating? No, it's the Nazi punk guy. How are you going to intimidate him? That was a fun argument. There was people, they came up to me and I didn't know it was an anti-Trump rally. I was in town with tailed feature because he was buying some guitar gear and I was buying magic the gathering cats and then I'm walking through the fucking big crowd and we saw people gathering and we were like, there must be some kind of protest or whatever. Tragic the gathering. But then as I was walking back that's when everybody had the signs out and we were like, oh shit, this is an anti-Trump rally and then people noticed me I got surrounded and do you know how fucking hard it is to act like a tough guy while you're holding magic the gathering cats? Dude, depending on who you're talking to they'd be like, you mean it bolsters it, right? Yeah, that's one of the odds. Oh, this? Yeah, I get pussy. Thank you, didn't you tell Mr. Count, didn't you tell them that you don't even live in the United States? Why are you protesting? Did you use that argument? Oh no, they kept trying to say like, oh you're a racist, you're a Nazi and this is the thing is I'm not on Twitter, I can't get banned in real life. Right? You're a racist, you're a Nazi and I was like, yeah, well you're a faaar You know, you just made me think imagine watching Hitler live react to your Nazi punk video that was so fucking awesome He'd be mad, like the Nazi I'd be offended Of course, he'd just be hilarious like you see him frown, like what is this bullshit Everyone always talks about the case like this is back when the Nazis were in full swing you've heard about the norwegian guy that taught his own dog to Nazi salute and Hitler and the Nazi party tried to ruin the guy's life they tried to destroy his business and all that but there's another case that someone made me aware of and it was found hidden deep within SS reports at one of the fucking SS stations, like way back in the day it turns out that in Germany there was a travelling circus and while they were in Germany travelling around they taught their circus monkeys to salute like whenever they said Z-Kyle and it literally the report literally says something like this the report at the end of it says see to it that the primates are destroyed the Nazis literally killed circus monkeys because they hit salute I find it immensely strange that like you were prosecuted for making fun of Nazis it's just so bizarre my trial was a laugh my trial was such a fucking laugh one of the things that was funniest as well is I remember just seeing this out the corner of my eye because I'm in the dock I'm standing in the accused box and I'm talking to the judge and talking to the prosecutor and all that stuff's going on out the corner of my eye I see a cop running through, see how everyone sits in the audience gallery I see a cop run over to a guy and sort of give him a bit of a bollocking and then I've seen the guy getting taken out this is all just out of the corner of my eye I can't turn around to watch after they took a break from the trial I went outside and I was like what the fuck was all that that happened in the back and they went oh yeah a guy got thrown out of your trial because he was playing with a Rubik's cube well the judge was talking and I was like what and then the guy came over and he's like yeah it was me and he's still playing with a Rubik's cube figure this thing out he didn't get contempt he didn't get contempt of court for disrespecting the judge he just got thrown out I think the cop ran up to him really and just kicked him out that was it to move on so very swiftly to my right is a guy called Metal Mander Metal you watch tank stuff right I do indeed one of the rare times I have a new guest that I actually watch the content of so that's nice great and then to his right is Rags as you probably know already and then to his right is weekend warrior oh greetings so yeah that's who you got today chat get over it sometimes they're just so very ungrateful but yeah I was going to say there's enough alluding to it I don't know if you just want to give like a quick summary shouldn't take too long right it hasn't been a nightmare over many many years of what happened but I just think it would be fun for anybody who didn't know let's just say what is your origin story Mr. Comic Book Hero well I was bitten by a racist pug and then well I woke up one morning and I found out that I had the power to really upset Jews it's not even really active it's just racist it's just racist yeah fucking marvel I'm in the marvel universe technically I haven't got my movie yet but I'm waiting anti-hero is what they'll call you yeah probably I'll have an anti-hero you ultimately do the right thing I think I'm not getting my movie because of you know who secretly runs Hollywood but hey ho I'm kidding the pugs run Hollywood yes the short short version is a girlfriend always talked about how cute and adorable her pug was I thought it would be funny to make him do something really horrible to upset her so I taught him to Nazi salute whenever I say Z-Kyle taught him to jump around very very happily whenever I say the phrase gas the Jews and so many times so funny I posted a video on the internet and then I got arrested and I went through I went through a two year absolute lawsuit of a trial that I didn't take seriously at all and at the end of it I was found guilty and fined £800 refused to pay the £800 and was like saying to the police come and get me and instead of basically going through the proper channels the police without my knowledge and they're legally supposed to tell you if they're going to do this they seized the money straight out of my bank account wow and so I went through I went through many different appeals firstly I went to the sheriff appeal court which went really badly to the point where the judge at the appeal court threatened to arrest my lawyer for doing his job oh my god we went to the high court who basically says oh well because you haven't went to the sheriff appeal court we can't look at your case and I'm like yeah but they told us to fuck off they threatened to arrest us if we tried again we tried to go to the supreme court the supreme court said no we can't go to the european court of human rights and I haven't went public with this yet because I need more information but they also told us no based on a technicality oh no fuck that wait isn't that supposed to be unconstitutional like there's no due process they just took your shit oh no we don't know we can't have one of those our government can do whatever the fuck it wants it's really bad court stuff you have the right to appeal but that doesn't mean they have to accept your appeal if I wanted to appeal to the high court they could just say no you have the right to go up and put that little piece of paper on their desk they just don't have to look at it or pay attention to it at all well that's nice yeah pop it down on the desk there you go my country is shit my country is really shit come save Scotland America jeez we've got oil we can have our oil I like the idea of some Scottish person just standing next to an oil barrel and just doing this sort of lottery they're opening up the barrels and pouring them all over the ground to try and lure America please you can even drone strike our kids it's fine we set up a bunch of straw children in a straw house like right there you know you love to do it it's the nicest training camp get them America agree and they just saw Scotland off of Britain and take them away just like hey yeah we just take one of our amazing aircraft carriers and look a line to it and pull it over well I mean what would be like the next port of coal if the European port of human rights doesn't pan out that's it that's it next up would be God I suppose wait is Scotland common law is that right we've got our own laws but we're also based in common law as well like we've got different devolved powers from England like see for example in England you can own an air rifle the only rule is you need to be over the age of 18 in Scotland you need a license for an air rifle that's fun air rifle could kill everyone on planet earth if you shot it yeah isn't the no the air rifle takes the air out of the area right that's why it's called the air rifle it's just in case we give someone a bad bruise you know for a second I thought you meant the rifle like takes the oxygen out of the area and kills people yeah that's it air powered rifle air powered rifle but it's occasionally it's like one of the weakest like forms of fuck around and find out ow ow you tried to bruise me you know how far away I can inconvenience you from that's right the story of this gun that can suck the oxygen out of the area I know it's so neat that would be cool right it files it just sucks on the air for ammunition that would be cool also it's basically the suck cannon from ratchett and clank 3 just reminding me vaguely of the fucking gun from fallen kingdom it's like a gun that fires a laser that makes a dinosaur attached to the target and eats it it's like it's a very strange gun I wonder if a dinosaur could eat through mendo's arbor probably not no it's an imbalance it's an awkward response well he could swallow Mando and the acid in his stomach he could get swallowed by Mando even if he has acid saliva in Mendo's spine Mando is unstoppable hope for those who are like we've got minis coming out they're on the way four are done you'll get one tomorrow and then two next week we'll be watching the mandala do you like your star wars dankula you just say mandala we're watching the mandala the mandala I watched the new v-makes once each and walked away the mandalorian seems to be kind of alright I do kind of like the mandalorian it's much more it's better than the other one I totally get why people enjoy mandalorian compared to the sequel trilogy oh yeah be nice if it works better no I think no I think mandalorian is like you've watched it without critically thinking about it it's like oh what a fun star wars adventure then when you watch it again oh this was my favorite episode hey I didn't say that I didn't say that man I was asking if you did say it no I didn't I just repeated what you said in a slightly defensive manner is what I'm saying right now oh what what was my thought it's like hey can't even keep your life straight I'm not lying you fucking dog bird you fucking gaslighter dog bird he goes straight to his species to say why he's wrong that is fucked up what's an n word doggo oh my god no what a c word n word doggo digger hey someone's spamming in chat what the fuck what are they spamming that you've been lying why you bend me bro if you're gonna spam it at least make it the correct spelling right my voice is too powerful woah really that's your spam it's not even the chinese like panaman square thing really are you okay weekend are you alright no I'm kind of like I'm feeling the heat you wanted to slap chat didn't you wasn't that when you were around no not today because I'm leaving maybe next time chat chat chat listen to me I will be back chat and pay attention to that okay chat be a good boy chat no no no it's just that you know I'm here I'm having fun calling rags c word n word so yeah yeah so yeah I think I'm running on adrenaline now because I feel sick the adrenaline is kicking in sweet do you have the corona virus I hope not fuck that shit I saw a tweet ravioli ravioli give me the vaccine only so oh my god I mean if that's like a spell it should work right Harry potter's really really fell far Harry potter can you give me the corona virus vaccine your blood is the cure Harry fucking Voldemort's just dying what virus my drink is empty there are no viruses in magic land what are you talking about mr potter oh yeah should we ask for a disease itself before chat explodes what is better Christmas or Halloween Christmas I'd say I think so yeah another one for team Christmas in fact I think yeah the only team halloween is here which is okay oh my god Christmas outfits we're among the sheep right now I would get my guns but we don't have those in Germany I'll get my air rifle I'll suck it all out of the room Christmas is good because I get to hear all my really really old family members be racist because they think it's totally fine when you're 86 and you don't like the slain eyes you can't change them let them do their thing my favorite one people of like maybe 50s 60s 70s I'm not 100% sure but they'll be like to be politically correct they'll go oh it's the colored person they're like what I'll find the negroes I'll just remember you're still out on that one grandma you know have you seen the annoying trend on tiktok that went to twitter where they're like my face when I am a 1945 white person and my black friend is being arrested for being I hate that I fucking like see cringe I can't handle cringe like see cringe compilations I can't watch them I cannot deal with cringe which is why as soon as I see that I just click off I've seen screen shots what I've seen I can't watch videos like that it's embarrassing wasn't there one wasn't there one girl that fucking painted herself like white and everyone pretended to be Anne Frank oh yeah Anne Frank in heaven I saw that there was another one as well someone in heaven someone got banned from tiktok because they made a reply saying I'm at this is Anne Frank too and they were empty and ashes out the fire oh just one I think they get banned for yeah damn it yeah you don't want to offend Anne Frank it's weird how like tiktok's like hyper popular right didn't it go is it banned yet did that happen or is it not I don't know what's going on with it I don't think it's going to happen I think it was refused the ban was refused and Trump is going out so it's not going to happen either way Biden might not like tiktok you don't know I imagine all people really hate tiktok or we can't say to where tiktok oh my god tiktok yeah let's call it tiktok hearing him misspeak is like the funniest shit that's really funny what was the really old one turned on the record player it's like dude you saw it all that's not fair plenty of people still using records I'm going to refill my drink up right back at least Biden didn't go pokemon go to the polls or some shit that was like oh fuck what do you mean that appealed to me I thought to myself I play pokemon go much like the Clintons do that's how you reach out to the people yeah shoot yourself in the back of the head two times they're just like us I too assassinate bogey nail pedophiles I can imagine them holding a phone in a promotional photo and just tapping their thumb on it over and over and over again they're like this is what they do right yeah doing it pokemon my god they'd be interested in normal things you know that's what they think of us us lowly podcast anime of which you're very familiar with right thank you you like your anime I do like my anime weeb I will that as a badge of pride share your anime hotjigs coming out steins gate is one of the worst fucking animes ever everyone keeps thinking I'm saying that it's fucking terrible it's shit see if by episode 8 nothing at all has happened it's a fucking shit anime and everyone keeps trying to go it's got a trap you love traps and I'm like yeah there's a trap on it and I still think it's shit I think I watched the first three episodes I was bored I disagree dank I disagree I enjoyed it a lot there was one episode that I really enjoyed how did it go again where the time travel plot actually happens no what was it they did again they fucked around me a banana turned it into jelly the big fat guy said something creepy the ginger haired girl and the main scientist guy had an argument and fell out then the little cutesy girl did something cute and then the fucking main guy has this little internal monologue about something that happened between him and her on her past what episode was that again oh yeah fucking all of them all of them that happens in every episode I just described every single episode I do think I see where you're coming from where's the time where's the time travel plot what's happening it's like relationship building walking around with the trap I will admit when the first episode happened with that fucking satellite crashing and shit like that I will admit okay that looks quite cool and then for like the next eight episodes I was like nothing's happening I'm getting no answers whatsoever like this is so stupid I stopped watching they're world building dank they're like setting up the time travel machine and the name of that guy that is time traveling but I forget his name right now attack on titan the world building in the first four minutes yeah because they talked about it you know oh wall seen a titans exposition time you know it's not a meme I do get that why you dropped it I disagree that it's shit but I do get why you dropped it like by the time the 8th episode rolls around where's the time travel and words 8 episodes is like a season John Titor thank you chat John Titor he's more happy than those 8 episodes than in Mando though oh god last time I was gonna say this totally applies to Mando what you just said it's like one episode oh the one where he meets up with someone who has information he needs but he has to do something for them and collect a thing and he's like oh that one it's like I hear you know where to find X I know where to find X for a price gotta help me first yeah that is every episode actually good stuff um speaking of media oh wait a minute they're probably gonna be curious actually what's your favorite anime then Cyclopass I do like Cyclopass I've seen all the series because see how I'm the guy that's always like fucking screeching on about dystopian governments and shit of course my favorite anime is the one about dystopian government good job Dank the social link between us this is great did you watch the third season Dank not the second one the second one's shit yes I'm happy you said that I was about to say it is the second one that's got the spooky boogie episode no I think isn't that the first season I can't remember it's probably been about four years maybe since like I watched it all but like I loved it I probably would watch it all again spooky boogie yeah there's a person with an online username in this episode called spooky boogie do you hear in Japanese characters say that name and they never say it normally they just go spooky boogie this funny as fuck hearing that throughout the episode the first season yeah it's fun and the main villain is like this philosophical psychotic guy that keeps quoting philosophy yeah but he's apparently oh great another annoying anime trope his psychopath is always at zero so their guns can't shoot him yeah it's fucking funny he's murdering people in front of the cops but the way the cops guns work is it measures up their guns measure a person's psychopath if it's above 150 they activate like non-lethal mode where it just stuns them and then they get sent to like a prison that sort like a Buddhist temple or some shit like to try and relax rehabilitate them so their psychopath is lower if their psychopath is above 300 then that means that you are irredeemable you're beyond saving so the gun goes into alithalimodem but see when the person gets shot they swell up and explode like fucking it's gruesome and it's horrible but the problem is when you when you see horrible things and experience horrible events like you yeah so that's why so cops are basically like making people swell up and explode and then they're like why does all of our cops go past levels keep going up I can't figure it out maybe we should use normal bullets again they explode so funny yeah I would honestly highly recommend psychopaths it's fucking brilliant apart from like when the people swell up and explode there's also one bit that goes absolutely wrong with the hostage situation episode where one of the hostage taker brutally murders like one of the hostages the other hostages so the other hostages psychopaths levels because they're so stressed out and they're going mental like it goes through the roof so when they've run outside all the cops like guns all go alithalimodem and just annihilate all the hostages like no one gets fucking saved and the cops are all like good job men I've shown that by somebody as like a fucking meme part of the series or something yeah yeah yeah it's quite fucked um we haven't seen many anime over here I've seen Code Gears have you seen that mm-hmm I know the memes about it of course that's the one I'm watching currently it's a weird one it's a really weird one what else is there fma brotherhood you must have seen that right no wow it's great man have you ever heard the Philly of FLCL as it's called I think I heard about that I love that show I think I love the fact that whenever you go on like any anime website and just scroll to the bit where it says plot it will just say something like quite frankly we don't know none of it like that was the thing is I watched it all and it's fucking brilliant but like at the end of it it unlocks some power where it's like yes it's interacting like it unlocks the power of the pirate king as it's called and he's sitting there powering up like fucking Goku and then the entire season acts like this is what everything has been building towards this moment him unlocking the pirate king's power even though it was never mentioned once throughout the entire thing and then what was it at the end I read up a bit on it and apparently the writer went yeah the entire thing was in allegory for puberty and I was like how how none of that none of this made sense like I felt like puberty like he gets into episode one a woman's going past him on like a green vesper and smashes him in the forehead with a bass guitar he puts a plaster over it and then for some reason he grows like a lump where he gets hit and then the lump grows and grows and then it just erupts basically a gigantic like nine foot robot erupts out like ten year old boys head and then another one and then the two robots fight each other and then one of the robots wins the robot that came from this little boys head has no idea what to do with itself so it gets a job and the little boys dad bakery that's episode one but it's just it makes no fucking sense but it's fucking good I really need to see this maybe it's just too high brow for you I don't know it sounds it sounds very like complicated thematically I'd say layered the kind of thing I would just love to watch they just randomly change like animation styles like halfway through episodes as well it's almost like they lost a contract with like one studio so handed it to another one and then they just go yeah we're doing it this way now it's just okay what if it's what if it's stylistically designed to be that way I don't know they do it a bunch of times and other as well it makes no fucking sense but I've really enjoyed watching it we can what's that mean from what is the origin of that shit the stylistically designed to be that way I think it's a Luke George I think was the name of the guy I don't know I fuck I forgot I completely blunt on the it was the problem is he's got so many of them like if you had said we just got to get Jar Jar working he's the key to all this I would have gotten a straight away so yeah other media include this is going to tie in really nice did anyone know the 4k Lord of the Rings released recently wow that's not enough excitement 4k Lord of the Rings should be like ooh then again imagine all of us don't even have a 4k monitor or TV let's go so and it's like not a shit remaster from what I understand it's hell yeah boys they took care with it and people are happy with it and they release different sets of things and it's like hey remember good stuff and it's like yay Lord of the Rings killing goblins and stuff it's all good but what would be thematically appropriate then is for us to cover not even a second how many Lord of the Rings videos we covered now since things like 5 3 how many did we cover in 100 was it 2 or 1 it was 2 right 2 well we did the we did the cinematic venom one we did the weird guy the weird psycho guy oh wait have you heard of like this criticism I'm almost certain you wouldn't have someone to enjoy this so we covered someone who did not like Lord of the Rings hated it he thought it was really bad and he had a review that goes over all 3 movies and all their problems but there's one in particular I want to tell you about so remember when the battle of Polino Fields is over and they're thinking about going to the black gate to distract Sauron from Frodo and Sam remember Gimli says that let him stay there let him rot what are we care remember that no they're like they're concerned about whether or not they should go to Sauron and he's like nah fuck it we'll just stay here let him rot in Mordor oh yeah a little bit I kinda remember that oh well the guy who was reviewing the film was like confused and he was like why does Gimli want to kill Frodo and Sam and that that's really out of character for him it's like a major flaw in the film alright right ok we it's one of the most confusing things I think we've ever heard on the show it's the kind of criticism you just don't expect to find except out in the wild if you rewatch the films thinking about how much Gimli hates Frodo and Sam some stuff lines up I will say you know just some looks you know Gimli was actually Sauron the entire time I think so maybe the reason that Legolas kept beating him like any kill count is because Gimli wasn't really trying because he didn't want to kill his own soldiers I don't want to reveal my power level yeah exactly but I'm going to look like I'm into it Sauron's actually only 4 foot tall and really hairy you just can't tell because from all the way up there of a tower on fire you just can't notice it's actually a dwarf the reason he wanted that women's hail was for some dark magic spell this is starting to line up there's a lot of references that just sort of I don't know it's concerning like who led them into that room where the troll attacked them it was Gimli fuck yeah he said that they should go into Moria and who slowed them down when they were trying to chase the Urokai it was Gimli oh no I can't run that fast like sure Gimli at the very end of Gimli's life when he's just about to die he actually gets taken into the east with Legolas so that means he actually gets to go to the Undying Lands he's infiltrated it now release covid in the Undying Lands he's going to finish he's going to finish what he started I'll take it all these elves with me I think you've defeated Sauron do you and then Sauron said absolutely no travel unless for essential activities they're a mask when you're going out from work and invading armies that was the main reason the elves attacked they all joined in anyway enough of this shit we want to go outside bored there's nothing to do in Rivendell skip to war I guess yeah I think that was they tried to start something with a horse called the SS Liberty or something like that none of you got that joke never mind I was joking the chattel though I was going to say you'll be alright I know it's something that you should google that unless you want to be put in a watch list I think it's still late for that I was going to say it's already too late but we're on all kinds of lists it's great I made it into the partisan right category on transparency tube I'm still not popular enough to be on that one they listed my wife's channel on it as a right wing anti-sjw when she bakes cakes she has a cooking channel and she makes cupcakes and other types of cakes and people were laughing going right wing anti-sjw and she posted she just tweeted out pictures of caramel cake going here is my caramel cake of hate the ingredients are two spoonfuls of racism I did DM the guy and went like come on why is she in there and he went sorry we've removed them it's just because they run an algorithm and it's because hot audience and mild audience have a lot of overlap so that's why there's just no connection there it has to be politics so you're afraid of jars of boiling jam right is that one of your deepest phobias no it's not I'm not deepest phobia it's just I have experience in the past of pouring very hot liquids into something that's very cold or vice versa right and on these occasions the container has exploded and when that container is made of glass it makes me afraid so basically she's pouring boiling hot jams boiling hot jam into these jars but the jars have also been like heated up a lot in the oven so to me I'm looking at it like that's a nuke that's about the ball she's pouring it going exactly I was freaking out but she's going it's fine I've done it loads of times but I'm sitting there looking I can take it anywhere in the body but not my eyes so I'm looking away from it like I'm doing it and she's getting mad at me because I keep looking away that's not bad yeah some people confused I got removed from the website enough people complained I think that he was like oh I think I got removed as well it's just it's weird apparently our algorithm is wrong at a worse chance than chance yeah if they just flipped a coin they probably would have been better off yeah there was another person that made a university paper they were saying what was it we looked at all these channels on YouTube and assorted them into like their various categories and then it started at far left left liberal libertarian and these are all like a paragraph long list right and then it gets to the far right section and it's like four pages and it's just like everybody like they had all the classic far writers in there like Shu on head and Chris Reagan like yeah yeah I don't know man I've hung out with them outside YouTube you know where a few drinks in them they say some shit I'm kidding on they know they knew what Ghibli was up to in Lord Dreams yeah they knew Ghibli like you're the good elf you're the one good elf you're all right how about side by side with a good elf you won't be said to the mains there is a link for you folks if you want to pour in to watch together we have a video today where you leaving us weekend is that what you want to do no no I saw a tweet where Brie Larson is hosting the game awards or some shit what the fuck is that oh Jeremy hey she's a gamer what do you mean if Brie Larson is hosting the game awards right I just in the distance I just heard Jeremy Hambley coming in his fucking pants like I don't know what it is with him right like he fucking hates Brie Larson any time she does I do a podcast with him every week for those that don't know Jeremy Hambley it's the quarter and right he fucking hates Brie Larson but he gets so excited any time that she does something because then he gets to like make like 10 videos on it and stuff and I'm just like why do you make so many videos of Brie Larson and he went she paid for my truck I'm just like fair enough that makes sense the fact that she's hosting the game awards he's coming in his pants right now you don't have to appreciate it I missed all of this what were you saying Brie Larson is going to be the presenter of the video game awards the whole thing or like just add it for one of the I don't know it doesn't look good I think this means that the last of us you know what I think this means I think this means that the last of us is going to win game of the year in the game awards I don't think they will I think the reason why I've seen somebody say this and it makes a lot of sense to me the reason why that game is nominated in so many categories is that it will get at least one award I wouldn't be surprised if it won I don't see the you know how game journals are who choose this shit they're all disconnected from players I never expect the the game awards as a whole as I mean Ori and the will of the wisps isn't nominated for game of the year and it's like this is what it is action to venture third person cinematic story walkie talkie games that's what gets you nominations for these things and it's so frustrating that that's what we've now decided is like this is the high art category third person shooters with stories that's basically your surefire guaranteed way to get nominated for a game of the year or what just convince people you have a good story yeah dark just kill people that means it's deep if you kill people if you kill people and feel sad about it you have to qualify after it by the way that was bad oh I shouldn't have done that and then you're set and you're covered and you can pick up your award on the way out I've not played I've not actually played the last of us too I'll admit everybody knows I have a pension for trans people so you'd think it would appeal to me but is it true that the entire game you're playing so that you can go and kill this bitch and when you finally get the bitch you decide not to kill her even though you're mumbled exactly according to dunkey it's about choosing the optimistic or getting an optimistic ending that's not optimistic at all what the fuck depressing that she lives oh and the funny thing about the game awards sorry freany like ellie loses she didn't win anything she spends the whole fucking game losing things they got heaps of like the game awards to as a presenter what does this mean they're not people in the video game industry at least it's not like pokeman and shit like that oh hell no don't they sometimes get streamers and stuff to present boogie one personality of the year that's aged like I can't remember when I think it was before people realised he was a monster who's this boogie turn on yeah I'm aware of him like see because I'm sort of friendly with him but I'm also friends with Frank Hassel I was the internal mediator for like that whole thing where I'm like boogie why did you point a gun at him you knew that you weren't in danger boogie and boogie like I shouldn't be talking about DMs out loud I have to say this because it was so funny right I'm like boogie you know you weren't in danger you know he wasn't going to actually do anything why did you point a gun at him and boogie replies with he said he was going to rape me thank you and then I'm like do you in your heart of hearts could we believe that Frank Hassel was going to come into your house and but fuck you and he's like he actually said that that's what he was going to do and I'm like but honestly like I don't I do not condone it right I am strongly against going to someone's house right but I would admit that this was funny but he's like we've got castle doctrine we've got castle doctrine and then Frank just goes castle doctrine means I get to come inside and but fuck you it feels like of course like you know about Dragon Lord because you made like two videos on him it just kind of reminds me of that right where you did the worst possible thing and have just exacerbated this issue oh no I didn't I didn't make any change to it at all like this this is the thing I was like but all I did was brought attention to see people that are in like the UK and America and Canada and all that like I brought their attention to Dragon Lord but see in Germany everyone knows who he is everybody in Germany knows who Dragon Lord is I mean like they have music festivals outside his fucking house and all that and this is the thing is right nothing major has happened in his life like recently right there's been still loads of like trolling and people smashing his windows and like doing all that type of shit right he's been catfished six times and one of the catfished he's standing like in a park to the girl quotes and instead a bunch of guys run up and throw jugs of piss on him see because he gets basically banned from he's banned from streaming by the Bavarian State Centre for New Media which in German translates to BLM but basically BLM banned him from streaming he ignored it and he kept streaming and they went okay you've kept streaming here's a fine for 900 euros he didn't pay it he kept streaming and they went okay here's another fine for 2000 euros on top of the 900 euro fine he ignored that he kept streaming and they went okay we're at the point now where if you don't stop streaming the police are going to get involved and you're going to be arrested for like not paying the fine and that was the last I heard about it but to be fair that was maybe about six months ago right but the thing is like dragon lord he can't even buy a new t-shirt so how the fuck is he going to afford like 2,900 euros to pay the fine so I think like the next big thing that's going to happen is he's going to go to jail he's going to go to fucking prison and that'll probably be when I make the third video right German representation right it's fucking mental but like this is the thing is it's not like Christian where like Christian is at least like actually like severely autistic and very mentally unwell where you can sympathise with Christian and just do the whole doesn't know any better like type thing like but whereas dragon lord doesn't actually have anything wrong with him he's just a fucking idiot he's just that's why you can't really pity him that much because it's the thing is if he just stopped replying and stopped like antagonising these people if he stopped going outside whenever they come to his house all of it would die down but every single time like fucking easily every single time someone sits outside his house and goes Rainer who are Rainer he comes out right away like how am I fucking going off his nut he gives him what they want every single time every time I've got a video of him beating someone with a broom that's the last one that happened I think that's the reason why I mentioned the whole boogie thing because it's like the worst thing he could have done was what he did giving him a reaction and plus doing something that was super dangerous like firing a warning shot just to cut in on that he fired a shot wasn't it near a school zone and when he was like confronted with this he was like nobody got hurt as if that was just the point the bullet didn't land on a child so I guess it was alright I think he said like if there were any damage it would have been reported by now so there wasn't it is I feel like a lot of people forget which is funny for me to say who doesn't own a gun like I find it strange that people forget that bullets are like physical objects that they come down they don't just keep going forever ridiculous thanks to the old west there's like a thousand thousand bullets all flying all over the universe because they just fired them up and off they go they do that shall be in waitings as well I've seen many I've seen many I went and get ruined on live leak just because Uncle Franklin they'll be about too far to the left and that's yeah that's a five-year-old child gone it's the results um yeah I did you any of you guys check out the um Monday mat and boogies like big blow over that I think it was fucking hilarious is that the one where is that the one where Monday mat actually schooled boogie well they were both like it was such a bizarre scenario just like having a contest to see who's the biggest loser Monday mat was trying to do because the whole thing where that was Monday mat was like oh I'm just asking questions you know like I'm invested like Monday they both they're both so crap and it's like having it's like when whatever the mood was initially crashing into each other just like this implosion of are you implying that boogie has a gravitational pull what do you think is the low end of the scale of when people say an impossible meets an immovable object an unstoppable force like what would be like a pathetic force meets a movable object and the un-meltable ice cream versus the broken hail dryer that's pretty good like the un the world's most manipulative person versus the most unmanipulatable I don't even know I think what was it the boogie was shouting like this is my life this is my life this is my life this is my life you can say I was about to post it it's a bunch over there but I just remember being funny the whole thing was fucking crazy because I didn't know about it before the memes so I was just seeing all these images of boogie his gun at the camera and I was like what is the gun at first I didn't really know what was going on and people were like boogie just fucking fired a shot at Frank Hassel that's what I heard at first and I was like what and then they were like everyone's like Frank Hassel just went to fucking boogie's house and it all kicked off and I DMed Frank Hassel and I went did you just go to boogie's house and he just shot at you and he just rolled back yeah lol what a fucking boogie that's the thing is I think see to anyone that isn't familiar at all with Frank Hassel's content I understand how ok you might be a little bit worried about it but see if you actually like watch his content he actually has like strict rules like where he doesn't like lay a hand on a person he doesn't touch them at all like there's even videos he has where people are like fucking punching him in the head and shit and like pinning him down against fences and he doesn't retaliate at all yeah I mean he's got strict rules about that shit I think that was the asking questions thing that Monday Matt got in trouble for he was like was it performance was it all just to you know wrestle up some views and caused a major blow a battle of the titans if you will the Matt vs the boogie do you want to know how it all started it all started cause someone like said boogie was opening magic cards on a stream and someone sent someone sent him like oh shut up I'll do that someone sent him like a super chat on stream mentioning Frank Hasl and what was it I can't even remember how it got mentioned but boogie said something like oh Frank Hasl that's a weird name and that was it Frank Frank heard about it and Frank came into the fucking stream chat and was going I'm going to find you, I'm going to hunt you down I'm going to certify and bimbo-fy you you know and he's like there was one I think it was all caps just I am going to fuck your arse and then what a strange person oh yeah boogie started like freaking out on stream and there's the more and more boogie spoke the worse and worse he was making it for himself oh yeah that's boogie he's the more he talks the worse it gets like that time he was talking about the holocaust where he pure says oh well oh damn this one was wonderful boogie has said well the nazi sciences were actually doing a lot of experiments on Jews and the camps and stuff like that and as a result of those experiments we actually we actually greatly advanced a medical knowledge which as well boogie should have stopped talking that's that statement although true not nice it's true but you know it's not a nice thing we don't talk about that but then boogie decided to end it by saying so in a way the holocaust was kind of a good thing no no no boogie no that's it that you can't talk about the holocaust like that boogie it's the big bad that's still not even his best quote it's easily the rape one what does he say at least not even rapists stand for something at least nazis and rapists believe in something just like what do rapists believe in yeah imagine comparing people talking to you and saying that nazis and rapists will be better imagine that shit he's just i don't know what i don't know what i still like boogie and other people in the youtube community don't feel the same way but i still have like an element of like party for him but i think he's probably in the same situation as dragon lord but he doesn't realize that the way he responds to these things is encouraging it well that's the constant question right like is he doing it on purpose boogie is he just trying to drum up some shit or is he just stupid or what's going on there and that's what people wonder but as it turns out if you ask that question boogie will come on your stream and yell about how you were a terrible person which to be honest doesn't help does it it's like how fucking dare you ask that question you're like you're kind of supporting one side of the argument there with this just say it and then of course i was just going to say like one last one the uh was it three dollars is a lot for a person of color oh my god oh yeah i don't know yeah he did that reminds me that reminds me of that fucking poster that got hung up in schools like around england and they all got immediately taken down because they said everyone should be accepted everyone should be equal it doesn't matter if you're black brown or normal it's the pop accounts guys do you not know about that that quote by the way i've never know i've never heard of that it was on stream can we show them it it's really funny oh i know about the boogie thing not the poster thing no well i was going to say if dank hasn't seen the boogie one that shit's fucking hilarious yeah i think i must fine also there's five people in watch together if anybody else hasn't jumped in go right ahead you've used watch together before right dank you know who does uh yeah i have yeah we use it to watch watch uh porn watch okay no no we don't he's pulling so much better with friends though no it is actually when i was in america like me know me know a bunch of like subscribers on my channel i actually watched footaboo together oh there you go yeah footaboo i don't know how that didn't get drowned in emmies hold on are we all in the watch together uh yeah looks like six are here all right i'm here time for excitement oh y'all sproggone i'm glad you're still black that's a lot of money i guess for a person of color what the fuck you know how he instantly says that and he's like oh fuck he knows what he's done regret he regrets it immediately that was like the putie pie realization yeah he came from there like you know the infamous incident on the bridge where the instant putie pie says he just goes oh fuck oh Jesus you do the full circle you're like in aid of being not racist you come all the way back to racist yeah i'll just roll it back is that the little psycho pass gun he's holding up also i was gonna say just representing your show how do you feel about that if um i'll roll it back if we play it again right it's just funny look at how he tries to distract his audience for what he just said immediately y'all i'm a black person sproggone i'm glad you're still black and thanks for two months to support man that's a lot of money i guess for a person of color or is it not i don't know oh it's also usb drive he just points out himself dominated yeah what's his psycho level or whatever it is uh no no for 1488 apparently it's so dumb no it's so dumb he could have stopped that thank you for subscribing for two months he could have stopped right there it's just a weird thing to say general like you just say thank you and just like oh that's a lot of money for you you you you black person he goes hey i've got a job and he's like yeah not bad for a black guy i'm really proud of you know you in particular for doing that you are not normal person oh in fairness apparently the following clip is the one we were just talking about so they can see it in context so bring it but i want you to know i think you are the lowest of the low i think you are the worst of the worst i think that there are fucking rapist and nazis out there who even though they are rapist and fucking nazis they are more redeemable than you because at least they're doing something they fucking believe in i believe in rape so i'm gonna go out rape and get shot by the cops at least i've died when i've believed in that makes my died screaming world of warcraft i love the quote my believe in i think he thinks it's like an ode it's just so funny what do you say can you imagine like a rapist being in his twitch chat going thank you boogie thank you for representing us every boogie every boogie insult is like wily coyote with one of his contraptions that he thinks is really clever but it ends up backfiring and like exploding himself he pushes the boulder off the cliff to hit the person that swings all the way around and back into his head what happened with that that first clip was like when wily goes off the cliff and he looks down there you go as soon as he looks what a strange tangent love you boogie you're coming out with these quotes they're just wonderful the whole point of us actually being here today we're an hour and 20 minutes of just not what we were supposed to be doing which is what a shock classic e-fap we've been asked to check it out so many times with the 4k release and with dankula here has apparently watched lord of the rings don't know if it can be verified prove it who's your favourite character favourite character lord of the rings shit i don't know maybe at least sarin was doing something he believed in yeah i don't know maybe i'd have gone maybe warm tongue purely because i threw a guy out of a club once that looked exactly like him and we were all like fucking making fun of him and shit like that and he was arguing to get back in the club and i went away and go back to sarin thinking that i made like an excellent amazing fucking joke and nobody fucking got it i just basically maybe the bouncers are like fucking nailed i know probably aragorn i would say aragorn movie i've seen the movies a bunch of times and i've read the books as well full on dude nice i haven't read the semideleon yet though i hear that's the hard one to get through it's all boring that's why i've heard hearing that count dankula has read the lord of the rings books i want to do like a like when boogie said that's really great that a black person could give three dollars you know i don't know if i could make it work oh that's great that your Scottish can read oh that's great that Scottish people can afford books that's really cool like where did you learn how to read up there in scotland look at you big guy oh wow reading them words straight from one fish two fish red fish blue fish to the lord of the rings slow down but yeah you are you're familiar with uh with good old nostalgia critic right who doesn't know him i've heard of him i've not really watched his stuff a legend in the film criticism community someone i think that just commands respect from any and all audiences and so that's not cousin that's so mean he has done so much he's like the guy who started it all i don't even know what is the amount of years he's been going for it's more than 10 right does anyone know the actual character probably 12 you know he's still he still pulls a healthy view count you would call it right how's he doing these things i think so yeah he's tracking along since 2007 wow google search he's like elrond at mount doom he reviewed crampus recently and moulin somehow crampus has more views than moulin do you think that would be odd you think people are still in the mood to watch people dunk on it yeah did you watch moulin dank who's really good the new one no wow no i didn't do you hate women or asians or both i don't know it depends depends depends on my mood you know if my wife's being annoying it's women if i can't go to the pub because it's locked down it's asians yeah that only makes sense yeah well we're gonna listen to what he believes are the top 11 dumbest things that happen in lord the rings now he likes to go one way beyond whatever he says that was his thing right he wouldn't do top 10 he always does top 11s he likes to go one step beyond or something i watched him a lot back in the day so i remember that shit do you regret that time spent or do you feel it made you who you are no i had fun i should go back and watch one of the videos i really liked if we get like the moon walker review which was pretty funny there was some funny bits in there i don't know if i still find them funny though he's very um he's very high pitched yeah that's that's how i that's what i come away with from his videos it's very performative yes so anyway oh god my ears oh god i just fucking blasted on the screen sorry for that chat here we all are in the hotel biggie saw frank castle there i apologize you know don't make me do this you know that's how boogie would have animated it as well there'd be fire behind it but it's like a guitar playing well that's what he thought in boogie's mind when he whipped out that gun in front of his house that's what he thought the imagery would be he thought he was the coolest mother fucker who ever lived when in reality i don't know how it's possible to look so lame while holding a loaded gun who's uh oh he was resident evil one wasn't it when uh mila jovic holding the fire axe we were all like she looks kind of lame with the fire axe i don't know how he did that he swings it really awkwardly and you're like oh that's that's like cruise control for cool you shouldn't have that much trouble with it i'm kind of sad we only have one of one of them to watch left i know just one well if you count monster hunter we got two right all right it's like one of the old school ventros isn't it i think this is old it's pretty old videos only the best special effects 2015 wow oh my god like six months were pointed at him yeah it's a lot of guns yes such a long intro holy fuck but he's so cool guys it's pretty badass like you know you're in for a drink the gun does you know you need a gun if you're gonna review films you need a gun on a red tie and the baggy pants why does it have a gun his legs do look weird there you're right one of them is clearly deformed and the other is deformed i think those are baggy pants probably no those are those are just his legs he's not right that bulge at the bottom his left leg is actually the gps tag he wrapped it around his cock that's where they put it instead of assuming it's on his ankle it's on the tip of his penis that goes all the way down his legs that's how it makes sense it lights up but then again if he's fully naked there what's the red tie rags how do you explain that huh oh that's just that's just part of his body markings it's like you know how lepers and stuff they have spots and stripes so he just has he's like a black widow has a little hourglass on its back so you have right here it's the same thing it's incredibly deadly you can tell by the gun do not approach the point of the hourglass to be like your time is up sort of thing is that what they're doing with that those pesky little black widows because they're fucking with you sure I mean because they kill right they're poisonous aren't they yeah they're the of yeah the North America we've got like I mean I know in our state we have black widows and brown recluses black widows are no joke no one dies from spider bites because it's 2020 I'm assuming like I heard it's incredibly painful I'm assuming black widows are like child's play in Australia you guys probably got a whole bunch of I usually the funnel web is the one that's cited because people have been killed by funnel web spiders and also they're really freaky looking they stand up on like their legs so they play their I wish to see oh yeah that's terrifying it will haunt your nightmares yeah apparently the ones is huntsman's and apparently they apparently they don't kill people with their bites but they have actually caused like car accidents because apparently they hide inside car and you're just yeah and like you'll just be driving and then all of a sudden it will fucking crawl across your lap apparently one woman when he pulled down the sun visor and just a huntsman just fell out of it and landed on a fucking lap and they're pretty big they're pretty big the bite won't kill it won't kill you I think huntsman's there are their fangs are too small to actually penetrate they're literally harmless they just look really off putting you know the funnel web this looks like a classic sort of just spooky spider like this would be used in for anything that has a scary spider in it it's like huntsman's just big it's like yeah but that's it well funnel web is big like that big again I feel like the ones that concern me spider-wise and the ones that you couldn't stomp on with a shoe and expect to kill you okay you know what I mean like because at that point you kind of have to vacate the house I would imagine yeah this is why we need guns you gotta stop the spiders like that but I mean huntsman's no huntsman's are everywhere whereas like funnel webs are mainly just in Sydney so if you don't live in Sydney then you're okay sort of sort of well again it's really brown snakes are the ones you've got to be afraid of not even spiders at all just brown snakes like in summer you need to hide why brown fringy yeah what do you mean I just because you've got taipans down there as well don't you that's another poisonous snake that's good oh maybe I mean I think they're only in central Australia they are well yeah the reason why the brown snake is concerning is because it's the most venomous snake in the world and like it's not uncommon to see them in cities where people actually live so the main thing is when it's summer you just got to cut your grass because that's where they like to hide and if they bite you you might die like depending on how quickly you get to the hospital you guys want to see something pretty cursed pretty cursed why not fuck that nope nope nope juice this is supposed to be a christmas e-fap not a halloween e-fap what's going on everyday is halloween in australia why show me this we're all wearing headphones right now it'll make you a better person this means I'll have to either never take these off or I'll never have to put them on again what the fuck it was a picture that I've seen today as well with a big fucking huntsman spider but it was actually you know how like the handle to open the door of your car see that little duke it was one of them just sitting like right in there right in there just waiting for your fucking fingers to come in oh man thanks guys you're gonna have a great day today I would have fucking ptsd 11 in australia man fuck that shit post-traumatic spider disorder while we're on the subject dankula do you know what a do you know what cassowary is yeah I do yeah do you know that they can kick through steel plates yeah they've got a big claw on their foot as well that can fucking disembool you dinosaurs I remember my first I went on a trip to Northern Queensland which is where they live and there was this walk through the rainforest and there was a sign that said there is one cassowary in this area and it had a bunch of information what you have to do if you would count a one because like if you would count a one there's a good chance it will kill you oh man sorry you gotta be I think they said stay perfectly still don't run because it can catch you oh no I think like they still can catch you don't run because they look like dinosaurs holy shit yeah you gotta is my mic still doing the thing it's funny because people are like get a better mic it's like this is not a cheap microphone it's not expensive microphone from the sound of it it's the connection I don't know if that means the computer or the microphone at that point you probably have spiders in your ethernet cable that could be it crawling around yeah usually gets fixed once you take it out and plug it back in like a thousand times so not too bad I just unplugged it from the computer did that make a difference no alright I'll go for a quick pee I'll be right back shut up I'll figure is that is that better I don't think so alright what I guess should I just should you just what should I just keep talking into what I unplugged it from the computer oh yeah it's still doing the thing alright this randomly came down with a case of hiccups now I'm just punching the mic I think it's just his voice no it's not funny the voice isn't naturally scratchy yeah the voice is naturally coming through with audio defects I'm guessing that isn't fixed alright so it's just going to be an entire stream of listening to me trying to fix my microphone Xbox 360 my quality Jesus it's not like I could deal with it honestly it's not too bad but chat will probably continue to remind you in case you don't realize like chat you can put up with this right chat come on chat yeah we're going to watch nostalgia critic like relatively you should be okay with it alright here we go I'm not even going to wait for metal a piece of shit wow I remember it so you don't have to now who's there who in the rings is awesome I'm winning critical praise box office praise changing the way many blockbusters are made was that a joke loaderings is awesome loaderings is there and being one of the best known film trilogies of all time who the hell is going to argue with that who are the rings when from being the story that could never be filmed to the best known film fantasy of all time but that doesn't mean it doesn't have some dumbass moments I mean with 500 someone there was just a woman in his room the whole time there wasn't a woman in his room there wasn't a woman in his room wow were you suggesting that was a sound effect I'm suggesting that was that was one of his bros what incredible production value that he could fake a woman's voice but yeah what incredible production value that he he built this whole city that looked just post apocalyptic in these guys in armor just for this review the mansion can build of course there's going to be problems here and there and when you have a film series that needs to bring in a big crowd you need to take big risks some of them pay off, some not so much and hey it's still good to look over the weaker aspects of a film because truly no film is without flaws and it's fun to review the mistakes choices that maybe in the future could be tinkered with more especially seeing how technically these films are still being made and while on the subject I'm not going to put the hobbit films in there seeing how they're still in the process of being put out this is a while ago huh 2015 this was made 2015 yes readjust my mic here they didn't even have 4k Lord of the Rings back then I hope he's evolved as a critic I hope so too and I'm also not going to draw too many differences from the books it's an adaptation things have to be changed I get that I'm only judging these goofy choices in the realm of the films themselves so let's look over one of cinema's greatest accomplishments by acknowledging it's top 11 greatest downfalls why top 11? this is the top 11 dumbest lord of the rings moments damn it no I don't know what the right phrase was I guess is it at what point you said it too many times we considered you dumb if you haven't gone yet I guess sorry I grew up I'm not watching you anymore metal's grown up now I'm a big boy I can even breathe I don't understand the music I don't get it he's like I actually ruined my day I want to see one of his videos in written form and then what it morphs into along the way he's scribbling down ideas to his crew and none of them say no they never say no to anything that he suggests don't bite the hand that feeds right you know those people are like yeah yeah yeah you do great I feel sorry for them I really do and for him because some of these choices are so strange just letting Gandalf die dumb ass dumb ass just letting Gandalf die I don't know if it was really gonna have to wait until I don't know how you can textualize this alright nobody ever talks about this one nobody ever talks about it in the book as well as in the animated movie when Gandalf is facing the Balrog the Balrog uses the whip to drag him down with him causing Gandalf to shout fly you fools as he plunges to his death fly you fools that's kind of funny though fly you fools look at Frodo there listen this was a time in a place when everyone had 70s hair regardless of it being a fantasy universe or not it wasn't a time and a place where everybody looked like 40 year old alcoholic legend I just like expression he's like sucks I guess that was an OP guy I'm mildly concerned that the Balrog dragging Gandalf into the deep dark endless black pit oh well but in Fellowship he hangs onto the cliff most likely trying to make the line more dramatic no it's because the whip got his leg and tripped him you left that part out the whip got his leg tripped him he caught himself before he fell and then for a variety of reasons he went to go finish the Balrog sure that the Fellowship didn't put himself in danger trying to save him we got the Goblins like right there arrows are already skidding on like fucking parts of it I think we saw here in the clank telling everyone to fuck off is good because you won't have them coming toward you and risking themselves falling off yourself is pretty definitive right like let's pretend for a second that he might have been able to actually climb up he was given a few minutes we're gonna get hit by a couple of arrows and they might get trying to help him and you might not even be able to make it and then of course I don't know if we can be definitive on this I don't know if Gandalf wants to kill the Balrog or he simply thinks I will kill him he does in a little bit of background see how like I can't remember the correct terms but see how Gandalf being like Gandalf the Grey the Wizard himself he's considered like an ethereal sort of being like he's above human see how you get different levels like in Lord of the Rings the god is called Erowa Luvatar he's like an angel right the wizards or angels or whatever sort of pretty much yeah but basically see the Balrog like see when it comes to the levels like in the hierarchy of celestial beings like Gandalf and the Balrog are actually on the same level even though it doesn't look at what you find because Gandalf actually fucking manages to kill the Balrog but yeah Maiar thank you chat yeah he's a Maiar basically like Gandalf's a Maiar and the Balrog is also like a Maiar so they're the same level that's why Gandalf knew he could kill it but the others like couldn't yeah so I think you could infer from the scene that there's plenty of reason to fall off whether or not he could have gotten up like it's not and the idea that because he's pulled back isn't he Frodo by army or is it or is there an arrow going army I think and if you were like why are they doing that instead of saving him it's like I don't know probably because of all the arrows but then again I uh let's see what he says but the quiz if he's hanging onto the cliff why is everyone just looking at him nobody thinks to run over and actually pull him up I mean it's actually not that much time for him to do that it's also very dangerous just for many reasons the fucking bridge was just broken in half mm-hmm I don't know I I respect Varumia's decision to pull back the little hobbit from sprinting over there he's right there they do not have enough time to get to the bridge they're actually decently far away don't get time you little idiot no I take it back Frodo does it's one of the few times he actually tries to take action they hold him back cause it's dangerous a ring bearer you dumbass if he's in danger then the mission's over goblins just shags Frodo and takes the rig they're like fuck mine now finders keepers precious bitch I think all the people that complain about this scene don't remember the goblins firing arrows at them during this time maybe he'll show a shot of it now and at that point I'd be very surprised if he didn't account for it there's no reason to I suppose if you wanted to go out on a stretch you could make the assumption that maybe the orcs are firing at them goblins and they go far away I mean maybe the orcs maybe maybe they don't want to get shot with arrows I guess is that 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 it might be 13 goblins some of them might be stones I don't know with more on the way it's like between 10 and 15 I would say you can't acknowledge this there's no excuse but hell just going to stand there and look at it anyway the very least you could do is be a moving target by walking forward and picking him up it's in slow-mo you're not a moving target if you're running directly at the archer yeah moving towards or away I don't know if you've played a video game yeah someone's running towards you it's not a moving target if you've run directly at the archer it's worse than a stationary target because if you're moving towards them you're getting bigger and bigger and bigger dude imagine if a bore of me was just like we're going to come and get you Gandalf hang on and he just gets shot by an arrow like Gandalf in the back and he's like oh they're like hang on Gandalf and he's like oh let me fall like no Gandalf we gotta save you but a bore of me was like no no he's gone bullshit I am I'm right here I haven't even left yet I can hear every word you're saying what's funny as well is that this happens over even less time than it's shown because it's in slow-mo this is a pretty quick moment say remember he told us to fly yes fly forward and grab me please you live forever in our hearts stop the joke it's too long it's time to stop the joke was that a trope of his videos when we last covered him was it that he draws his jokes out y'all just don't appreciate the incredible humor it's pretty funny I think there's an undrafted version that's like three times the size he just keeps going and going it's gone it still makes no sense whatsoever the only justification I can have for this is that well it did give us a cool intro to two towers what okay but if you were right that wouldn't I mean come on that opening was awesome even if they did land in a giant lake and somehow ended up on top of a mountain they fought for a long time I mean you can move from a lake you know you don't have to stay in the lake also it's got wings who knows why were they concerned for him if he could survive a fall into a lake and yet still had the strength to walk up to the lake they don't know about all this he's a middle-earth angel right at this point in time they don't know that they know you can die and they say like this barog is pretty dangerous stuff whether or not he can survive he still don't want him to fall in a fucking hole humans actually never understood the extent of Gandalf's power that was the point like see all this shit summon and lightning and his sword and all that stuff like that stuff got kept secret from the humans they were fucking blown away by fireworks I don't think they knew about this yeah I think if most people look at the barog and they look at Gandalf they're like this seems kind of one sided I don't know and they would also be like is this CGI I don't believe it whether or not you have a god person I would care if they fell down a big hole I would I'd be like oh no a big hole don't fall down and they go oh no this could be bad for you even if they can survive a big fall they're all the way down there now that's no good that's my review also hi Fringy how you doing is that better does it sound better that does sound better for now does sound better yeah what did you do with the drivers well I'm hoping that that'll have remedied all the problems I don't have to deal with this shit so far so good welcome back maybe you just can't talk about spiders his first argument was why didn't anyone save Gandalf when he was hanging on the edge of the bridge they're really far away weren't they yeah they were yeah there's a lot of reasons I guess we just went over them so I'm just letting you know that's where we're at it's very high high quality so far alright that's reason 11 alright okay great on our way to reason 10 die I didn't think this enough how are you fools you called us a nitpick itself okay he must have thought this was a real banger he would do this would do this for every one of them it's so funny the way that I'm making these noises please why did I forget to swap save why would you oh is he doing that for everyone of course yeah those bajillion endings oh no no no no no no no this is a bad this is a bad one these movies are like 11 and a half hours and the endings about 20 minutes exactly the endings provide like closure on what is it how the way I think it was because I've recommended this before with I think we were covering cinematic venom just right before he made shitty videos he made one about lord of the rings as many endings talks about how important all of them are what parts of the story they're all closing out and how the plot of destroying saaron may be over but the story of what happens to all the people you know as a result of all of this is still going and people who want to leave the cinema fuck off just go yeah pretend the credits roll you don't need to stay if you don't want to see what happens to all of these people we've been watching for the past 12 fucking hours I do like I'm very curious this is such a like overdone criticism but okay let's see what he's got yeah this was coming on the one hand you can't blame these people for having an ending that goes on forever I mean it's wrapping up three very big very long movies lots of characters and stories need closure so all right I feel like that already count as his whole point right two plus two is five I know it's full but but but that's not what I necessarily take issue with what I take issue with is the fake out every other second it looks like the credits are about to roll instead they keep the plan that's yeah that's a you problem buddy you just assume credits are gonna pop up when we still have things to resolve I'm sorry see how that but then with the zoom out feminist tariff see if I actually did end at that point I would be really mad yeah it does that's it are going as king it's like what happened to him it's gonna end with Sam and Frodo together on the volcano if it ended them on the vote oh that would have mass affected the fucking franchise see if it ended with them on the mountain that would have ruined everything did they didn't they well you know they did if you go and read the fucking books that have been out for about 70 years but then it keeps going and looks like it's gonna end with them in minus minus tariff minus minus oh top of it there's so many god damn fadeouts in this film you could say so the kids the criticism is not only that things fade and then they come back in that's it okay funny thing is if they would have stopped at any of those people to complain I don't know what happened to these characters what the fuck and if they were to hard cut instead of fade would he really not have this on the list I wonder wow for the ending of clue here at the end of all things they think they're gonna die god that was a long clip for copyright yeah also what in the Frodo thinks that he's going to die does this seem low res to any of you for 2015 yeah who I don't know how youtube was back then it was better than this yeah okay I say back then was like oh he's doing clue Joe you mentioned clue he's doing clue okay hold here it's gonna take like two minutes isn't it it doesn't help either that ending 1.2 looks a whole lot like a curtain call ladies and gentlemen I don't people entering a room what it was of course they want to see Frodo like the whole reason they went on their quest was because of the ring like of course they want to get together again they walked into the room one by one though yeah see that bit right there there's a whole quarter of the book left after that point you can't just go nah fuck it just give up halfway through his criticism was that they enter like a roll call instead of all at once like I don't fucking care why do you why can't they all be appreciated one at a time what's wrong with that what's wrong with you does this a re upload from 2013 that's more excusable I guess also like the door is only so wide what if they all tried to get through the door at the same time to see Frodo and everyone's just like ah stop stop also you know weird would be getting around to all the different people that Frodo has woken up you know they might be doing different things coming in different times this isn't very funny well comedy is subjective for me comedy is subjective should be the name of his channel I'm just glad I'm two drinks in already I don't have any alcohol you know what I got recently I picked up these little mini drinks but they're like encased in a bottle that's made of chocolate and they're like small they're really neat there's alcohol in them too it's good that there's an industry for combining chocolate and alcohol that's my commentary for the day you need to get those when I'm over next time that sounds kind of delicious it's like a shots with him a little bit less but still anyway you're the one looping it he doesn't look creepy at all he doesn't like old people I guess he's going to be one one day if he doesn't kill himself through laughter yeah piece of shit you're low on the list because honestly I actually do like the endings I mean yeah there's too many and they fake you out too many times no shut up you just said you don't like them this is so weird you started by countering his own point then goes on to claim the point then says how about I like them okay this is how to follow this absolutely worthless they're very poignant and kind of touching so on the whole I can't be that angry at them maybe just a little angry you're just desperate to get to 11 yeah seems like it I mean at least these are in order of like most potent right let's hope I don't know I'll do you think number one is going to be the whole eagle thingy I mean the Eagles are definitely going to be in this list yeah I've got a feeling that's going to be in here and I've got a reason for it as well I always forget the reasoning I know there's one but I always forget it but I'm sure we'll get to it we'll do it when it comes up but there's book and film references for that and a little terrifying stop it oh my god see that's terrifying you're not as attractive as you in my count I'm sorry you can cast spells oh my god I don't know why you got another eight of these number nine Gimli's idiot moments what idiot moments Gimli's great fuck off Gimli's fucking great Gimli's probably my favorite character in the series it was fantastic it was funny as hell so again when making an adaptation as big as Lord of the Rings you can't go into quite as much detail as the books can so good time characters have to be simplified understandable enough but good god what did you do to Gimli he's lovable and fierce he's drunk he's drunk you're not yourself when you're intoxicated oh no a drunk dwarf out of character I know right that's what they call him back home Gimli the sober he's like a puritan for dwarves why reference the most justified like funny moment from him maybe he wanted something actually funny he wants to eat drink and be merry and kill orcs yeah he's a fucking wonderful character at first he started off okay he was simple and emotional but still had a sense of honor and dignity what he still has from the movie he was simple emotional and still had a sense of I just I so the the journey for Gimli is just that we don't know him yet you can clearly tell that he's like standoffish because he's with a whole bunch of people including elves that he fucking hates um like as the story goes on he's just more open and fun and he also cares about the fucking fellowship yeah this is you reference the scene where he's just found out that like many of his people have just been killed off without him even knowing and their home has been desecrated it's also his uncle as well Balin like who like Gimli was pretty much raised by him as a child just like I understand like yeah he was really upset here he's still pretty boisterous but as the movies went on he just got Goofier and Goofier what do trees have to talk about except the consistency of squirrel droppings and Goofier was that clip I don't think I was thinking but how is any of this out of character because he's does he expect Gimli to be cracking jokes at Balin's tomb oh Balin finally something he's good at jumps up on the sarcophagus and just fucking dabs I've always wanted to dab on the dwarfs oh classic dabbing Gimli he's the only flavor of badass a just silly comic relief no he never stopped being a badass this was pretty neat about Gimli he beat Legolas here at Helm's Deep yeah even that bit for Helm's Deep yeah there's a little goofy moment where he goes you're gonna have to toss me and then he goes don't tell the elf but then Aragorn tosses him and then like one swing like Gimli takes out like ten orcs fucks him up watch the scene again Gimli's fucking great at Helm's Deep as soon as he's actually he's like send them to me why would you even like oh he's just comic relief he's like no he's also awesome the part against the wogs he's just stacked up because that's simultaneously him being really strong and him being comic relief what is it like two orcs in a wog or on top of him he kills the warg and then a an orc looks over and then he snaps his neck and then it falls to the pile and then there's a third or a second warg and then someone shoots it and then it falls on the pile and he goes oh because it's very heavy I don't understand how this sounds like he acts to berserker in the balls that's correct he did I could have picked a better spot I could have jumped at this I should have had to toss me knock them in to realize that his whole rights merely existed he'd get a chuckle out of the real heroes it's true you don't I don't know if all the dwarves are like him like fucking how the dwarves are fucking more ancient than humans by far you need some comedy when the dwarven women all look like dwarven men you know you're just like it's just weird women running around and all dwarves are traps yeah they're often mistaken for dwarf men and this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women and the dwarves just bring out the fools in the- so he makes a joke this is bad he can't be doing this you're not allowed to be humorous just watch this scene and tell me if the punchline music doesn't write itself oh tell me about punchlines I hate this guy I like this is like the anti-comedy where his punchline his joke occurs and it just becomes silent silent is the grave non-midi it's non-midi it gets less funnier the more he tells the joke we would have to wait for a prequel to actually get a dignified dwarf character what give me a spell on all the characters in the hobbit I'm sorry are there characters in the hobbit Thorin fucking I hate it in the cinema when he goes from being like crazy power drunk king like normally back to normal in like one scene cause he dreams about drowning in gold or whatever I remember just being like ugh I find really annoying in the films cause he's really super melodramatic about everything how could you- Gimli's fucking legend I'm outraged at the time we only had Gimli as the dignified representation of the dwarf what is this weird obsession like you need dignified dwarves like how do you how do you decide who is and who isn't and then why do they have to be wait until this guy hears about mary and pippin salted pork the fucking face he makes he's just already dreaming about salted pork man he's already off it's like the first it's like surprise that it's like oh my god heaven Gimli he had as badass moments in there too because if not I think this would be middle-earth's interpretation of dwarf blackface what I don't understand yeah that one the stereotype is that they're funny maybe that's what he's saying yeah it's fucked up you portrayed dwarf as funny I'm so confused alright then I don't know it's a little bit across the chest stop it cause he's shorter than what it normally is nostalgic critic thinks he's more funnier than he actually is he thinks he's hilarious yeah hey remember that time when nostalgic critic cancelled his show and tried to do sitcoms but that sucked too hey they were very funny and he went back to doing nostalgic critic now he's trapped he's trapped forever in a tomb of his own making prepare to be funny fuck off Legolas is perfect moments if one character can be too flawed then another can be too perfect again Legolas started out as a very precise somewhat advanced hero in the first movie but as the films went on you started to wonder why he couldn't just fight this war himself no right elves elves are also magical beings like in the book see how the scenes where they're going up mountains and stuff like that and everyone's like knee deep in the snow elves are actually able to walk right across the top of snow without like their feet going into it because they're sort of magical and this is the thing is why is he such a great warrior why is he able to like do these amazing fucking sex shots where he's bow and arrow well when you've been practicing for literally three and a half thousand years you tend to get extremely fucking godlike good at what you're fucking practicing at shop there's a reason why everyone wants the dabbing ghibli I was extended edition of a fucks sake I mean there's a reason why everyone wants the support of the elves and any war I mean yeah they're pretty good and Legolas is like particularly good even with elfy people the idea that like the only one of the things that he does in the all of the films that ever struck me is interesting was the this scene but going over it and applying that he's like super light I don't think that it's an impossibility that he does what he does I'd have to look at it again it's not like the fucking you remember the hobbit one where he's climbing on stones as they fall that was one where I felt like okay Legolas he's jumped the the stony shark you know I like straight out of devil may cry he's jumped the ball rock look at the bitch why everyone's doing their best to fight off soldiers on ground yeah hey Legolas would you mind bringing down a five story Ella no I think he just had watch out Aomic brought down two of them yeah fucking Aowyn and Mary brought down one I don't like it's not an impossibility come on you can do that in your pointy-eared sleep but the bizarre thing is he can without even batting an eye it looks like I don't know he clearly put some effort into it he definitely gave it a really good try it does already on this why is it there was even still a struggle at Elms deep at first it looks like all the humans are going to have to fight but then look they suddenly get an army of giant dinosaur elephant killers this battle should be over in 10 minutes no they're not there was a lot of Elves for the same Elves races it was 10,000 to Urukai and that's about like 200 Elves yeah so it's not it look at the scene here they're fighting skills seem too good to be true that's like a lot more what do you mean too good to be true yeah also this was 3,000 years ago they're firing arrows why is this like oh that's just too good it's too good to be true it's too good to be true that I could pull back the string and let the thing go and hit something and get a crowd of like 10 million orcs what are these strange stick throwing devices that they had oh my god that was dumbass yeah that's essentially a wall of flesh if you fire an arrow directly forward you're gonna hit something yeah no this is that's the kind of sorcery only the Elves could unlock you know haha we do they will come at us and descending order from left to right resulting in this cool ass shot that's not descending order from left to right it's not no it's from the middle yeah there we go look it's the middle out alright can you not do is this a problem that this happens yeah if you look at it as the metal arrives first like see how the wave is there I have used how come next generation 2020 technology to highlight haha does he want this relatively disorganized group of just random running orcs to all arrive at the same time yeah otherwise it wouldn't be he's saying like oh they did it in a way that was cinematic it's like my sense they also did it away I don't think he even would call that a criticism I'm gonna point this out because it's a joke it's a joke even well if it's jokes not funny and if it's a nitpick like he's saying it's valid it's just more like no it's invalid fuck you let's cool that shot everything is coming up but even with all these bad asses on their side I love this shot even when there are loads of people on his team that are good at fighting he still has to fight he's not showing off it looks cool but like if he's light footed and he can slide down it means he doesn't have to be running down the stairs he can be he can be still atop the moving object yeah I feel like it's beneficial walk on snow yeah they have hollow bones this is super good for balancing actually really it's really clever elves are like cassowaries but fantasy ones fantasy cassowaries they will kill you you cannot run from an elf they will catch you Trino is essential to taking out those five guys you could have just as easily killed walking down the stairs does he not understand what's being achieved here he gets down to where he wants to go but he also doesn't have to focus on running and he can just shoot that's the idea running down a staircase and also running up a staircase it takes attention so you don't fall he's also trying to get to Gimli as fast as he possibly can wow oh my god that was awesome yeah it was cool you're making it as if it's not also like that it can't work in the scene to remind everyone this is considered one of the dumbest things in Lord of the Rings apparently okay yeah of the 11 things one of them is that oh Legolas is cool they're like yeah you know the thing people constantly complain about he's too cool no rags you know he's just showing off enough of this bullshit we need to see him you know miss and and choose bad things in fact I'm surprised Legolas didn't just end this whole war keep saying that I don't think you understand yeah you've said it again but like unless he has 10 billion arrows and can just teleport everywhere and fire them all he's so freaking perfect sorry what did you just say one foul swoop sound like it no because he's a cassowary so one foul swoop in fact I'm surprised Legolas didn't just end this whole war in one foul swoop wow he did he said foul swoop foul swoop do people say that ever that's new to me one foul swoop nice well this was before the era where he was doing it way more so we should be okay oh oh really funny people the child like oh I think he was saying foul swoop is like he said foul swoop I know what he meant to say that's why we pointed it out foul because we know it oh my god look I know you said you didn't want to see any cringe I'm sorry you're doing it not actually hot, not physically fucking hot you're doing it my nose is bleeding Legolas you're too good to be true and that is precisely the problem foul did it again this thing again he combined the audio with that clip stop what a strange video it wasn't funny this time also stop posing it and just get past it don't let it linger it's like a bandaid just rip it off well it's just like if you take the stabs you know in succession and get to heal a little bit I feel like you might better off than just one straight like oh those close up shots I've mentioned this before what? close up shots close up shots what for how a lot of movies and shows back then felt they needed to get a lot of wide angle close up shots this would be fine if the idea was to create an uncomfortable scenario which just fills the screen with the emotion that's the point you really get what this character is feeling I don't understand this is what's happening for a while it seems like a lot of directors did it just to be different and artsy and here it's no exception while this decision did tone down big time in the other two movies and thank god for that you put up with quite a lot of it in fellowship of the ring and don't get me wrong sometimes it's called for like this scene where Frodo's about to put the ring on at the prancing pony you could justify any of these you just have to appeal to what they're feeling like that scene that we get by Samwise that's because Gandalf was like right in his face yeah he's essentially interrogating him because he's worried about the ring like anybody but also we have no frame of reference for the ratio of close ups shots in the film so like he could say oh man look at all these close ups it's like how much how much of the screen time is this how much is too much we're not dealing with that last episode of Game of Thrones where it's like 70% is walking the characters just walking around I'm sure this represents like 1% at most yeah honestly wait might not be the best name for a place like this I look at the end of here and I feel more the decaying mule uh-huh uh-huh I the problem is that if you put that on the sign up front a lot of people might not want to come inside yeah people might find that off-put I don't know you could have a sign I feel like if you wouldn't it wouldn't it be interesting if there was a bar that just had a dead mule on the street in front of it it's like oh now a days we think that was like eccentric and like goofy and funny it's avant-garde the avant-garde mule it's uh it's something from the cursed efab art guy for some reason this guy wouldn't love the pictures for me click on it here oh my god I believe it's something even if it means sacrificing everything there you go Nedwood Johnson what does it number mean I'm sure it means something I'm assuming it's just like a prison I don't know what it's a reference to if it is one maybe it is I don't know I feel like there's too much talent on display here for it to be just a random number you've seen this image tank the fuck is that that's a cursed efab guy believe in something like rape ah now I understand was it obvious duh idiot the luck is here it's supposed to be a little off and uncomfortable so the close-ups work but come on when Bilbo is just talking normally do we really need to he's not talking normally that's normal he's about to make himself fucking disappear he's about to end his life in Hobbiton he's fucking leaving this is the end he's so stressed out in this scene talking normally by ass even when Gandalf is saying goodbye look at that you can count the wrinkles under his eyeballs why is that a problem that is him literally saying keep it secret yeah very important nostalgic critic does he understand the language of cinema does he not all the shots he's complaining so far especially for Bilbo and Gandalf those are like important movie moments so that is the reason why they zoomed it in a zoom-in shot for a really serious scene when a character is saying something very serious is absolutely fucking normal we have no other distraction this is entirely focused on the ring keep it secret keep it safe just keep that in mind at all times you'll need that right up until you drop into the fucking volcano how would you like it if I filmed conversations like this oh no don't give me a close-up of your face don't do it hey Malcolm did you hear they might be getting a new judge for American Idol yeah I heard they might be getting a new host too oh really you mean they're getting rid of what's his name it's not a pause pause I'm just gonna say something what he's saying also is kind of let's say let's buy this fucking stupid scenario that it's about American Idol what they're talking about is also important to American Idol that the zoom-in actually makes sense for what he's talking about this is so dumb I think this is a little just mildly amusing you can justify zoom-ins in a lot of ways the idea like I was uncomfortable therefore it's bad it's like oh alright guys name again is it secret is he safe okay there's a joke there is it secret is it secret instead of secret see here's the thing that's the little nugget buried underneath all of the the rest of the 32 minutes of this movie I can appreciate what he was trying to do there but good god we don't need to be this close is it secret is it safe you can't use this as an example um this is before he knows about it versus after he knows about it look at the difference come on no number six you all invited me on he'll just to make me really fucking angry a lot of guests say that how many times have you said that we could worry I remember EFAP 93 very well that was the first time I got really mad at watching a video this is just mildly no actually I hate it a bit yeah I hate this one too yeah it's not funny the points don't matter it's kind of like his youtube channel right now so wow also number six dennythor just dennythor as a whole what why is this bad he's a bad guy what are you supposed to what the fuck let's hear his vapid point wow you don't even think he's gonna make a great point what is wrong with you just dennythor if there's any character I think was more over the top simplified in these movies is this one and I know a lot of you may disagree but I got some serious issues with this guy everyone describes him as a shakespearian villain being very complex and very sympathetic I don't know that I've heard that for many people about dennythor but he's not many people say he's sympathetic is that true in the books you read the books right is that true does he have layers he was just basically a man that had just been driven mad through various other things it was like the death of his wife the fact that nobody wanted him to be the fucking guardian and minister if the people hated him and all this shit and it was just basically a these things that drove him mad were complex but basically by the time he appeared in the books he was just a nutter he's just basically seriously like fucking mentally out that was that really he's pretty well characterised in the movies he's like obsessed with maintaining gondor in the world of men to the point where he's lost his mind in terms of strategy yeah and he's obsessing over Boromir's death and yeah the dynamic their family the dynamic between all of them is fucking great in these movies find it odd I don't have any criticism of dennythor's functionality except he probably wouldn't have made it to when he jumped off the minister it's like the top of it from where he started getting burnt that's probably the only thing I can think of well I'm glad you guys saw that but for me I just saw a crazy asshole the whole time he was a crazy asshole yeah he seems to have just two settings extreme jerk or extreme knuckle yeah when he's not frowning or stop yeah he's a crazy angry asshole he's quite far along in terms of his I was shaking his head I'm really disappointed that they portrayed a man who had been driven mad as a jerk and a nutball look at what this is doing for the mad community like it's making them look terrible representation here so the dwarf has to be like noble indignified that leaves very little room to actually feel sorry for him and the hold is the intention they were going for you will not take my son from me the light has ended condor is mine abandon your post I don't understand the people were telling you that you're supposed to like sympathize with how he is happy that his whole city is about to fall apart because he's given up I think we're supposed to feel he's antagonistic it looks like they're supposed to be a real tragic element to him like he used to be a indignified steward and has gone mad with power but there's just so little dignity you can see in this guy and I know the idea that's the point I don't think it was mad with power that's not what he's not mad with power he's just mad he just went fucking mad see if someone goes mad with power you don't then order your men to set you on fire yeah true he's mad with fire his big concern is losing all of gondor because he thinks they're going to lose that's why he's going to fucking bury himself that room was full of faggots true he's supposed to lost all his honor but you're supposed to give some idea that there was some honor there to begin with and you don't really get that I would say the point is that he's lost completely and that we see a glimmer of what he used to be right before he dies and also we have the and this is one thing I think the film should have cleared up the whole Palantir issue with Denethor if they'd added that in it would be much more satisfying to know that he's got access to information that has essentially driven him even more further along in terms of fear as far as corrupted him and helped to drive him mad he had the Palantir, that's what it was he had the black orb ball thing he had one and they they don't do a good job at sort of illustrating that and elaborating on it it's just sort of like implied kind of but that's sort of a big deal and that would explain a lot yeah reward that which is given he does actually seem thankful and somewhat kind in this brief moment and I'm not saying we need a ton of that when someone is pledging their servitude to him he's kind yeah that slates in pretty neatly to the character yes he just fucking hates Faramir no matter how hard Faramir tries and how he sets Faramir up for failure and then blames Faramir I can't believe my son became a furry furry mirror that image yeah yeah he'd go and parties and be like oh it's Faramir and my other son this is why your brother started calling himself Baramir he calls Faramir Dave he like forgets who he is Baramir shall lead my armies what's my other son doing busy being a wolf breed other kin you cannot wear that costume into battle furry mirror I'm an elephant I'm an elephant I'm an elephant I know man but a lot of the things would have been so much better if everybody was in furry costumes make it happen a lot of the furries a lot of the furries what we got but no we need obvious symbolism to show that the decision makers in their ivory towers don't understand the fragility of life I mean at this point in the film he's already pretty much convinced that he's going to lose like overall it's part of what I like all of his motivation is that he's terrified of Mordor really hold on the reason that Lord of the Rings was written was well token was in the trenches it literally is a giant allegory for how greed and power is bad and war is bad also it's going to be a requirement from most specificity because they do defeat a large amount and win a lot of battles via war you know the complexity of just war is bad it's like alright he wrote it he wrote part of it when he was in the trenches token was in World War 1 like that once he's sitting there in a trench and he wants to basically write a book putting children off war that's the point I'm pretty sure wasn't there a controversy over the Tolkien biopic or whatever he wanted to make it clear that war wasn't influential to Lord of the Rings he wanted them separate I've heard that they were not related the way I understood it was it the Hobbit he was writing I can't remember I've never heard that I haven't been in the trenches did influence part of the war is bad message I don't even really agree with war is bad there's way more to it than that and I think Lord of the Rings does a good job of showing there's more to it than that especially this this scene to me is more important to the Faramir-Denethore shit that's going on as well as the state of Minas Tirith right now and I don't know the execution of that scene is great he's just nitpicking what a f*** his criticism here is that I found the message too obvious like alright I wouldn't have said the point of this is to say war is bad I would have thought this was between Denethore and Faramir and that's what it was about well I do think they see the comparison with the rich person in the ivory tower yeah I can see it I can see it still going huh of course shut the f*** off it's not even benign he's not even benign he's psychotic and mad yeah I had to pause there because I'm like benign well that's not true benign he deliberately sent Faramir to die that's the point of the scene gentle and kindly that's not that did he mean clearly he meant a different word maybe I just don't know what to make of that it was painful poor Faramir indeed even his death seems over the top goofy just when they're about to give him something close to a remorseful moment what do they do what is this oh that's the consequences of his actions yeah him standing on fire isn't goofy yeah I would scream if I would be on fire yes it's very prestigious that a man's on f***ing fire normal state of a man normally men aren't on fire and when Gandalf says here lies so goes denisor son of denisor's father whatever the f***ing name was yeah that was pretty somber it's not funny at all it's not goofy he brought on the fire oh wise guy what a f*** trying to burn your son alive this is a lore of the rings it's a f***ing itchy and scratchy cartoon oh my god he actually committed to save I mean if he's specifically talking about how he managed to run from there all the way to the edge of the cliffside whatever you want to call it he specifically is weird I imagine being on fire I'm no expert here but I imagine that that might make the bodies adrenaline kick up a notch or two sure and I could picture him running for x amount I just think that he runs really far if you remember how far away this is from there yeah it's for drama they didn't play the scene enough for a joke I don't get how he's got Gandalf says and so passes is it son of exalion I think yeah it's very like this is a result of his own actions and now he's gone and the music that's playing is not like it's not like that it's not supposed to be goofy it's your problem if you don't see the scene like that it's one thing to say I didn't find it the drama didn't catch me it's another thing to completely misread the scene nostalgia critic watching saving private Ryan and the boat explodes and all of the soldiers run out and he's like that's funny what world are you living in hey man man on fire funny make me laugh you still get it okay you see man not usually on fire but now man is on fire man not in natural state all I gotta say is if you were looking to create a sourphal Shakespearean villain yeah whatever I think he said sourphal he said he said foul swoop earlier so I don't know okay so like I'm pretty sure sourphal isn't a word because Merriam Webster as has been, oh wait no that's enough yeah you start Merriam Webster to look smart and I just looked up sourphal and there's wiki dictionary apparently it's an adjective comparative more sour this isn't a word no way I can't find anything here on definitions he refuses to accept that this is a word folks it is full of sour you might even say sourphal you're being sourphal sourphal sourphal sourphal a little more dignity than this why that part's fucking awesome shut up this is great this is Gandalf basically just saying fuck this guy we're defending the city and everyone's like yeah that sounds like a good idea I guess that was right after he'd done the whole flee, flee for your lives like fucking but like what was what was like he's supposed to do just Gandalf just go ah just leave him he's not being a problem he's just demoralizing the entire city's defence I can say that it's important not just to get him out of the way but he needs other people to see him do this to this person this person's a fucking idiot we'll be back in a bit until then we'll have to see the emotional weight of this scene what does he mean we'll be back what is this like he thinks he's like a tv show or it's like we'll be back after this commercial break this is a youtube video what do you mean you'll be back what do you mean he's doing that probably godfringy so mean it's not supposed to be goofy dumbass that's not meant to be funny this is very dramatic I'm not sure why he's saying look at this shot does he think this is like a comedy shot in his mind yeah this is hilarious he finds it hilarious yeah what can you do he has an ad break good job braid shot no this wouldn't make it alright nothing happened nothing happened I guess it was just a noble ad break this was just this was just you wait a minute is this back in the day where you used to get your ads in the middle of a youtube video and you would actually announce it what is what is this what's he doing who announces the youtube ads I think they're on channel awesome I think they rolled an ad in there if I remember well this probably has an ad at that point on youtube because watchtogether doesn't play ads so yeah I don't know I think it's just an artsy thing it's just a a full commercial break I think it's entirely cynical you know it's like oh man look at us we're like a real production commercial break that's what I'm saying alright okay yeah must be so awkward when your video gets demonetised it just comes straight back after nothing happened wait a minute I was hoping we were going to get one of these oh my god it's almost like funny just because of its absurdity I'm not dead we never heard of that alright thank you so Gandalf is, Gandalf the Grey is gone Gandalf the White is not entirely the same he makes a point of that it's gonna be bomb what I mean oh my god this is such a dumb Ryan Peppa never were dead though I wouldn't say that we thought they were dead we thought holy shit what happened yeah that's just yeah we're gonna find that his analogy is along the lines of you know on TV like nobody's dead because I can bring him back what that generally means is that the death is really vague it's something that isn't concrete or definitive like seeing them get shot in the head and then they can bring him back seeing them fall down a massive shaft and explode yeah or like crash into the ocean or I don't know go to hospital and then I don't know maybe they die off screen car crash stuff like that not like I don't see how that compares to anything in these films yeah like if someone was watching it with me and they were like wow they faked out Pippin's death I'd be like no they showed that something bad could happen to him if that scene were to continue in one particular way yeah we got the leads to them going for this whole search and chasing the group was it Iroquois or orcs Iroquois, Iroquois, Iroquois well Iroquois and orcs but then all meters back on the menu boys like she now yeah what about them they're crashing okay so honestly like see hearing that fucking orc sound like a fucking extra from Eastenders I like that I don't need those I remember when I first saw the film it cut to that or I was like oh Jesus I mean you know you must take this seriously when I say you are ugly he's like wow it's just you who are ugly Iroquois is dead but he wasn't so he fell off the ledge and there was water below he landed in a river so that's just suspense building that's all that is movies have always done it oh is he dead is he alive oh who knows oh he's alive also are we not counting all the people who did die are we just ignoring them no they don't come back so they're not useful for this point and I think the analogy for Kiwi is wrong because like in the in the olden days before the internet you had to wait a week before you know what happens to the characters like in the scene he's showing like with Pipin getting stomped on by the horse that was like Aragorn doing detective work right he's trying to find out what's happening and then at the end of it they realize that they fuck off to some tree ants if I recall correctly right they're investigating hi and in the scene for Aragorn as the audience you actually find out that he's not dead it's not like the movies baiting you for the sequel to find out he's alive right it's not like that hasn't it already shown that Mary and Pipin are alive at that point yeah also I can't remember this is a weird I need him to be more clear like what's are you upset that you thought they were all dead and they weren't is that what you're saying I'm sorry they're doing the TV thing what is his problem then they think he's dead no they say right there he's alive Sam says you're alive if you call that a fake out it lasts like half a minute no this one's alive the thing is if you pause the film from the moment he says opens up the face and he looks kind of dead it's just like is he dead I'd be like well I don't know what does she love Stingard do I don't know you make some limps about own fish yeah and when someone tells us we're like ah okay like I'm sorry that's on you buddy I don't know what you want me to do the idea is like how is it a bad thing for a writer to find an event that can make the audience be super concerned for the well-being of a character but it's all consistent within the narrative like why is that bad I don't know what the fuck any of it the ending had too many fake outs this is like a new world record this thing was set up yeah that was again it's on you I don't know what to say yeah that was set up you knew he had the male he was referencing the the myth roll we knew he was established that he had that yeah that's like oh Chekhov Chekhov's armor mouth of sorrow seen from Return of the King because it was twice that they did a Frodo death fake out we already knew it but we don't know that Frodo is dead and it's not even a fake out it's not it's like it's not a fake out it's the characters who think that he might be dead how can you call this a fake out when it's just the characters experience I'm happy to see how these people react to the knowledge that Frodo is dead because I want to like for all they know that's true and it's sad Aragorn fucking takes his head off and then he says I refuse to believe it it's just like Gimli's hiding his massive erection because Frodo is fucking dead yeah legless in front of him going what's that what's happening oh I'm sorry and then when Gimli finds out Frodo is alive Frodo is this face again you lied to me you told me he was dead I have spoken I was bitten to show thee know that he suffered greatly at the hands of his horse we've done this we've done this already the whole spider killed me oh my god I see his problem he's conflating the TV fake out with the movie fake out and the problem is he actually knows that Frodo is still alive it's not like a fake out in TV where the audience thinks the character is dead it's not like that I would argue that it's really neat that all of the heroes of this story are fighting because it's the right thing to do not because they see a victory in sight so I think that's also a good way to look at it when you find out that Frodo might actually have died and they have the ring it's like fuck it we're doing this anyway oh right I'm going back to some cringe fucking clip fantastic you missed it it's so good I think the black guy is funny yeah the black guy is funny I picked up the no dialogue of him just standing there with the hair and the beard and the helmet I think in the axe I think that's funny alright it looks like he doesn't want to be there honestly we just want you to open your gates for a moment I go last but they don't have the ring I don't have the ring unless he shot the eye with a normal arrow is that the joke that Legolas is so powerful he just kills Sarum with an arrow I guess okay oh no it's still not funny oh that's still what it costs us once oh my god fuck off it's not funny gotta get that never be funny Jesus Christ oh wait wait that face though I just saw this impulse went from my body to scream and I just barely could hold it in how can he how can he criticize the film for doing something already I don't want to do that anymore so uh yeah Moller I was gonna post that too I just I like it when you crop it this way cause it took his face really long gotta go all the way up gotta go all the way up to the top all the way up till you gotta get that nice nice and long oh yes I hate it oh god looks like a wobbly face wobbly face it looked like a cartoon that you draw like a Pixar character I thought it would be his dream to be a Pixar character well he's already a cartoon in fact I think the only reason Boromir never came back is because Sean Bean has it in his contract that he has to die the first person to do that joke it's hilarious it's so fucking funny that was the top tier comedy that was old in 2013 yeah it was that's true oh boy we'll roll that he's in and stay dead but everyone else that's just a roadblock to pass no they don't die yeah they don't die notice how they do things like take cover and deflect blows so that they don't die and not run to a bridge where orcs are shooting arrows at you dumbass Jesus they listened to Nostalgia Creek more than might have died and that's all we want matter what these characters are fucking invincible look at this how many times do they throw themselves and never even come out with a scratch on them the funniest is probably this one these are like really why do you think they sent them as part of the fellowship they're really good yeah these are top tier yeah these are really good that is fucking ridiculous yeah plus all these Urkai were born like yesterday they haven't had like any training they just figured out to walk it's like oh shit bridge the skill of the swing the sword at the men yeah they're strong yeah man they're fucking tits I hate men that sounds great this long line of killer monsters all being taken down by two men one of them has okay so it's still a choke point and they still have to run away and they're only buying time and it's a surprise attack and they're both very good at killing and Gimli has an advantage of kind of being awkward to hit for a lot of them before he hits them the rest of them even in the final climax they know they have nothing to fear listen to how they talk certainty of death small chance of success no what are we waiting for so that's Gimli commenting on how a lot of what they've done has been incredibly dangerous yeah I don't think that's him commenting on some supposed plot armor he thinks he has this is also after King Theodon is dead yeah it's also like the way that Bob's like when I was like oh is there a thousand of them get my axe yeah yeah he said that right I'll take the 300 on the right you take the 300 on the left something like that this is Gallo's humor adding light to a very dark situation trying to win against insurmountable odds I get the impression that he would consider it and you know glorious to die in battle sort of thing yeah it's come on what a goofy character come on burp for us Gimli blackface dwarf we've done a million times even if we die we're bound to bounce right back they don't die they never died before though I think they know that they're not wizard what an excellent pause I almost said it I almost said it I helped myself out get coronavirus oh god it's like having a cold you're out of commission for a bit but you come back swinging nothing like walking through the valley of the shadow of death when that valley is just the size of a thimble oh he thought that was a good line he thought that was a good line he said it so seriously he was jealous that's really awkward I don't even understand the point that is fucking ridiculous is it only another three times after this okay you can do it you can do it I'll punch your butt and think of the queen I'll double in my eye all in's life is not the ring I think he takes this literally I think he takes this literally the first thing I want to point out is that she sacrifices her immortality to be with Aragorn meaning if Middle-Earth is overtaken by Sauron she's fucked so the ring has to be destroyed that's the whole thing that's why dad's Arwen dad said it and if the ring gets back to Sauron and he gets it Aragorn very possibly could be dead and so it's gonna be bad for her things will work out best for her if Aragorn succeeds and the ring is destroyed Elrond is like you'll outlive him so it's gonna be really lame for you and she's like oh yeah that's true I'm gonna leave and then she's like wait a minute though it's gonna be really great and then Elrond's like super up sexy realizes that after her choice it means she's gonna like she doesn't have the immortality of the elves anymore yeah so they're gonna want the best for her fucking she's like Elrond is obviously concerned about Arwen staying behind I don't really this isn't hard but it's best for her if the ring gets destroyed now there's no doubt that Arwen's role has been expanded in the movies and to be honest I really don't mind it's a bit of a sausage fest in here anyway and hell even a woman who does join alright okay okay I think it was a welcome tradition but then we get this really weird nonsense Arwen is dying the light of the even star is failing again dying to elves it's not even supposed to be that's not even a thing right because immortal beings yeah I don't know I guess even after the die they go to the undying lands anyway so I guess he's interpreting this as like she's she's got a poison now that's working through her for as long as the ring isn't destroyed or something I guess so they said no rags if the ring is destroyed Arwen marries Aragorn and will thus die no she didn't she give up her immortality to save Frodo I thought she gave up her immortality to be with Aragorn I think that would mean she stays in Middle Earth but she doesn't go to I think that's what it is the elves are leaving they're going to the boat shit at the end but if you stay um you don't get the immortality elves can die of sadness oh no how the hell did that happen we get something about the light of Bruhaha that's now somehow tied to Sauron growing because I have no clue it was made up for the movie I guess as a means to give Aragorn something else to fight for or maybe keep her more out of the way so that they're being reunited would mean more I'm not sure what the intention was but brother doesn't make no sense what is that light thing she gave up if it makes her mortal then how come none of the other mortal people in Middle Earth are dying because they're all mortal mortal means we are dying yeah we I hate it I hate it the elf pov they're not humans they're not man most people have said because Arwen's dad is half elven blood she gets a choice to make between becoming mortal or living forever she basically she gives up immortality she sort of like becomes human or like she basically gets to choose do you want to be human or elf because she's like half and half or some point or she's not fully elf she's in that picture hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha it's terrifying make it go away if it does make her mortal how come they were talking about how much it's gonna suck when she stays immortal in that other scene in fact it's a booker yeah he said yeah you're just gonna fade away and it'll be miserable it'll be shit and you'll just be sitting here and it'll be just fucking awful you should come with me it'll be the tits yeah tell they made immortality look like such a bitch she probably be welcoming death by this point in most cases like this she doesn't have a line where she says she's a mortal life she fucking she's sad that her husband's dead immortality cures your grief over people you love dying I guess obviously right oh I guess I'm still alive someone's saying no all elves are losing their immortality in middle earth that's why they are leaving which is why if she was if she was gonna stay then she would die because she'd have to be with Aragorn who's the king of gondor so if she left him she'd get to live forever but she'd be without him if she loves and of course she's gonna die along with everybody if they don't beat Sauron it's explained but this was a new scene and talked in very little detail about it the more think about it it would have been cooler if they wrote it that she went to fight with the rest of the army she was originally filmed in the helms deep battle until they edited her out wouldn't it be nice to give her a little bit more battle damage than a branch from a tree ooh look at that scar it shows she's tough would it be? I don't think necessarily that's the case at all I mean I think Elrond would have some pretty crosswords to say if she went off to helms deep I mean she's just not as major as the other characters I'm afraid I don't know what else to say pushes on after battling prickly leaves if you're gonna expand the character at least do it in a way that makes sense until then look pretty cry and don't cut any edges the perfect woman the perfect woman is not cut by tree branches yeah la la la la hello it's fine Sam and Frodo's gayness oh my god no we're doing it alright I've seen people saying this video inspired cinematic venom and it's like well I feel it's it's pretty obvious now we have arrived so before we see him explain this I just find it amusing that you've got dumb moments gayness wow this video is really from youtube in 2013 gayness is gay gay? you're dumb oh my god you gay I hate this n-word video it's just great some things about lord of the rings number four the homosexual agenda gays are trying to take over middle earth oh bother yeah more like middle earth I'm a quote skeptic guys is showing affection gay yes stopping sub gay it's not gay to kiss your homies good night though that's just being a good friend on the dick or on the mouth either yes I agree but these are like actual points he's making right so what exactly is what do you think his points gonna be they imply a gay relationship but they don't do anything with it yeah Frodo and Sam are pretty gay like they are a little bit like Sam like words of encouragement and stuff like that yeah he's always talking about how you're great and I love fucking potatoes and things like that I was lying dying like at the side of a volcano and my friend said stuff like that to me I'd be like shut up you piff what are you doing talking about fucking strawberries you faggot when he started talking about putting things in a stew look the most gay part was when he said share the load you know I don't think they're gay if their whole quest is to destroy jewelry anyway yeah they're destroying a ring yeah they're trying to destroy gay marriage it's a massive it's a huge allegory for how men have to destroy the concept of gay marriage that's what the ring stands for I'm not gay but $20 is $20 it's like I mean you can't deny it we're not gay we're in a fellowship it's different alright okay now one thing perfectly clear before anyone has a heart attack if Sam and Frodo were actually gay in the story I wouldn't care hell it'd be cool maybe they'd be the first gay gay it'd be cool I don't care it would be cool I'm picturing it it should be neutral yeah but he's just watching him with a little flag that has gay on it yeah gay they ride into battle with a horse and it has the gay pride flag sticking out of its arse they ride in on unicorns and their hair is like and the unicorns shoot again rainbows out of their eyes all the elves are Antifa and all the orcs are like they've got all the elves dressed up in black and they've got masks on fucking Sauron that the eye just has a big fucking maga on it's like little piles of rocks anywhere neatly aligned ready to throw most of the realm of men gets to protect their borders but I make a black gate and everyone loses their minds it's like when was that fucking meme that went around a while ago when it was a play on Trump's speech and it's like when Mordor's sending the elves over here they're not sending their breath they're sending orcs sending Urakai I'm sure very fine people a lot of Mordorians are probably wonderful but your orcs are Urakai and you're saying it isn't orc doctors who are sneaking into gondor okay I just want to see an orc doctor orc I need to see an orc gondor I want to see an orc gondor black gate just got 10 feet higher characters dynathor's pyre just got 10 feet higher but that's not what bothers me what bothers me is that the intention was not to show the power of love it was meant to show the power of friendship yeah which they nailed pretty good job absolutely nail it this is one of the quintessential examples of friendship being portrayed on screen this is like the best bro down in the history of bro down the point is like sam will do anything because he cares about his friend for his friend I mean there's so many lines there's so many lines you helping your friends out? that's kind of gay bro what does that say about you that's f slurshit come on you have friends? fag that you guys talk to each other at night I bet you talk about your problems what a f friendship and being in love are two different things yes exactly thanks Sherlock you know I'd really like this how does the critics going to explain love guys alright how does the critics going to tell us about love he starts a show he's like the love doctor well I hope he does it with another skit I hope oh yeah nothing conveys true love like a nostalgia critic skit or you want to live the rest of your life with but there's also the love for a determined person who will always have your back and be by your side and the reason that bugs me is that this relationship while I do believe unintentionally makes them look more romantic than friendly is that it's obvious Tony wanted to show the strength of friendship for reasons of love which the film does immensely well it's this weird thing with him he can't have people like does he think that if they were romantic that they wouldn't also be friends too well yeah those are two different things most people don't say I get to marry my best friend that's not something anyone's ever said they always say I have my best friend and then I have the other one that one's for sex and then I have my wife who like she cleansed my house for tax purposes married to a woman however my heart belongs to this man it's super interesting I think he just wanted to watch he just wanted lord of the G strings that's what he wanted it reminds me of the cinematic venom defense oh I don't have a problem with gay people but these and then they play a scene and then they're like ew you're like seems like you've got some issues so I find it super interesting though but like of all the things to target with it it's you've failed Tolkien's vision that's what he's going with right now wow so instead of Jen then I have my wife who looks pretty, cries and gets hit by Bush top tier wife I hit her Bush ah ability and rather than lust or romance lust and romance is fine and we see it everywhere we have the approval of Doug Walker that we can have lust and romance thank god thank god man yeah big stories but that's not what this is about this is about two people who care for each other as the closest of companions what is this I don't know what is the sixth problem here if I'm getting it right we've got a few premises one, you can't be friends and lovers at the same time two Tolkien wanted them to be friends so because he has interpreted them as gay that somehow means that he's like that that's undermined the integrity of the lord of the rings I don't think the Star Trek critic has any friends and that's why he doesn't know how he blocks if he didn't pay those people they wouldn't do skits for him it's one of those things where you're like hey Doug you want to hang out and he's like whoa I'm not gay it's your matches hey man the new fucking he watches everything the new movie is out and he's like whoa not gay you're like oh okay that's fine that's a good review a few popular stories I can think of that really dive into that you don't often see two people incredible friendship between two people he felt he had to show references for other shows or media that has presented friends that's a very uncommon concept you see there are shows that have done a better job of such thing it's very informative what do you think happens in war what is happening right now I'm waiting for something that tells me why it's bad it was he was saying it was supposed to be a friendship and it's a love story instead so they fucked up that's the whole point no it's not it's not an argument friendship element was played up more than a romantic one hey what are you what is he it's so wrong all the Sam quotes he's going to look out for him they're all gay I don't think it was intentional but it's still hard to ignore that it comes off I've never even thought to think about it the memes started I can appreciate the memes but they were just really good friends and it was cool to see and so much of that comes from just how freaking lame these lines are let's just look at some of these scenes don't do it so what's awesome about this is that Sam has been the POV of receiving stories about heroes that he knows about and now he realizes that they're on a journey that will essentially generate those kinds of stories being told to people one day he's using this to cheer up Frodo and then also to say like what he says after this there's part where people like culture as well that they all farm during the day then at night they all go to the whole village they all go to the bar and tell stories it's okay it's okay, right? it's referencing this exchange but I think it's kind of one of the best in the trilogy where Frodo says if Frodo couldn't have gotten far without Sam and Sam's like you shouldn't kid like that and Frodo's like oh I'm not I think it's a really great exchange it's really well done there's lots of little hints as well toward this sort of idea that the storytelling is important I think Frodo is vaguely trying to wake up after he's been hit with the mogul blade Sam is like look Mr. Frodo the trolls from Mr. Bilbo's stories it's like hey very quick and of course you see that actually happen in the horror or read it either way also I'm going to careful copy right here I don't know how he managed to nail it well fuck you you think this is bad your opinions don't count no it's clearly it's gay clearly god damn dude they're trying to be like yeah you're really great and the other one's like yeah you're pretty great too I've got far without Sam now Mr. Frodo this is soon after Sam saved his life by the way yeah Frodo's very serious right now he's like yeah why is it gay? why is it gay? good question why is it gay? how do you see that scene and go oh they're totally fucking is it literally as simple as the fact that they both look each other in the eyes and they share their feelings that must be gay when addressing another member of your gender you must stare at their shoulder never at the eyes I'm just waiting for Gollum to roll his eyes and say oh Christ just prepares gay how come like legally how does this pass for comedy it doesn't yeah I know with present company I shouldn't advocate for laws on humour but like this ultra critic is really pushing me that way I'd like to say I've actually changed my mind on free speech whatever you've done Doug an independent there needs to be like an independent government authority that vets jokes you know like you submit the script and there's just this dude reading through it just like oh you thought that was funny hi yeah yeah I do like the idea of dragging them off of the jokes are particularly bad what would be an example I guess any number of jokes in this you see Doug getting like dragged into a dark corner of the room he's just like no no like like that scene in Spider-Man 2 his fingernails are just dragging fucking screen crap the gay rage lamas lamas bread also I like to say he's saying this is inconsistent with how much Frodo loves Sam like in the gay relationship that he shouldn't let him go just for eating the bread he definitely isn't being corrupted by the ring and he definitely isn't being influenced by smiggle he convinces him that Sam is after the ring and that he's essentially like eating all the food for himself and Frodo's paranoid enough because of the ring that he believes all of this like that's the thing is as well with like Sauron like it's not just he's not just some big dude we're a big fucking mace and like armies and shit like that like see before he does anything he's always like decades of corruption he has a magic it was his magic apparently can reach in and influence like the darkest parts of the human soul and shit things like malice wrath, fear, schizophrenia all this type of shit that's what he does and that's what he's doing to Frodo there what the fuck's with Boromir yeah it's what we're fucking done Boromir and it's what we're fucking done Denethor and like it's just partly what fucking Sauron does yeah but Sam actually starts to oblige until he makes this little discovery what exactly is he supposed to do so he knows from this that he's been sabotaged rather than it being a misunderstanding yes that is the point of this I've seen this complaint before the people like why is Sam changing his mind now and I'm like I hate humanity because he knows now that he's being manipulated by Smeagol he knows it and he has to go back and save him because Smeagol is friend to know him and take the ring remember you're not you wearing the ring when his return had been a lot more powerful if they didn't show this scene if Sam just said fuck it he's my friend I'm gonna go and fight for him anyway wait can we roll this back Sam was just wrought all the way down he's saying it would be better if we didn't see him pick up the bread and realize he'd been sabotaged because then we'd be like oh he came back for him regardless of anything because he does friend the reason he came back so the reason he left in the first place Frodo essentially banished him yeah but once he finds out that Gollum is gonna fuck I need to hurry up this is because of fucking stupid cinematic venom parry potter references Frodo like yeah he's like he's gonna fuck him over I'm coming in and the best thing about this is Sam walks in expecting to possibly fight Gollum he sees an enormous fucking spider and he doesn't even flinch yeah he's just like I need to fight this is why when people pick Sam for their favorite character no homo though this is why when people pick Sam for their favorite character I got nothing to say I'm like yeah that's fair that would have been a lot noble but no he had to realize that he didn't eat the bread that he realized already he didn't shut the fuck up you didn't understand it eat huh I know that Mr Frodo is being intentionally sabotaged by this little gremlin and I have to go and save him because Nicolas is going to kill my friend and take the ring intentional but the more cheesy these scenes are played out the more you can't help but think of a corny romantic novel if you say so I mean if your mind goes there then your mind goes there imagine thinking that the lord of the rings is a corny romance novel imagine being that wrong what I don't get is like why couldn't why would this be a flaw why wouldn't this just be your additional reading that you enjoy yeah I don't understand why this has to be something you hate you're like gay yeah the cinematic venom video was hilarious because he kept trying to walk the line between gay is bad and this is bad because it's gay he was like no no no that's not what I'm saying but it is disgusting like wait what do you what do you what's okay it's actually the uncle at the dinner table I'm not gay and I don't like them but I'm fine with them I just don't think they should be able to get married they also smell bad what is it is it wrong to think it's fucking foul you're like it's alright uncle anal is something that should be held sacred between a married man and a woman a man in his donkey man in his horse so you're surprised at the comparisons and I think we all know there's plenty of those granted at the end Sam gets married granted it does work when he granted it does work granted the way that it was written does work perfectly however this is the third worst thing about the lord of the rings yep which but oh god so eagles is going to be two or one what do you guys reckon I think we'll be eagles the way one what do you think number two will be did cinematic venom have the eagles in his I don't think he did we were blown away that he never brought up the eagles yeah we were shocked that he did the gimley thing and everything else but he didn't have the eagles the photo goes on his own path and they do share a connection you legitimately believe in just maybe you believe in it a little more than what was intended no I was just you for you but I can't they just cut out audio they did just cut out for me as well but um you only want to cite this moment as clearly they were fucking I can carry you up this mountain of death to plunge you into the hot steamy insides of men I don't know dude that would have been great if he had carried him all the way up and just threw him in we did it I can't throw you oh you think you had to cut that out we only got one more to go we only got one more to go Sara there is no doubt oh no number one gonna be the eagles it would be yeah it has to be at this point but saraman was cut from the uh his death was cut from the theatrical I guess yeah the director's cut but in the books he doesn't die he actually invades the shire yeah after everything's gone down but um yeah so there are I just when I judge Lord of the Rings movies I'm judging the extended I'm not really hitting the theatricals they miss out on way too much oh yeah I think because I didn't watch these in theatres um the first time I watched it I must have watched the extended cut because I absolutely remember the only person who did tank you would have watched it I watched them all in the cinemas oh okay good I was like why am I so old the um the extended editions have essentially replaced the originals that I saw before it's I mean generally if there is an extended edition I will always kind of use that as the default not that the theatrical really yeah that man that's much better isn't it whenever I have to rewatch Lord of the Rings it's always extended are always now it's always extended 4k otherwise you're not a true fan I I really don't want that 4k when I was like when I first watched the extended versions I was kind of blown away like every single time there's a new scene it's like what's going to happen what is it oh my god new content from Lord of the Rings and then you watch the Hobbit films and you're like okay enough that's fine yeah you to a character came when Saruman the only human villain you have throughout any of these movies was completely left out he's not completely left out yeah you have Denethor you have Grima Wormtong who's in the scene oddly enough you have Griboromir the funny thing is it's not Saruman technically isn't human yeah that's where I was confused also so the theatrical versions are functional it's just that when you see the scene and the extended like holy shit they should have kept this in it's really strong there's really good moments yeah everyone in chat is like he's not human two people have asked what about Ghostbusters extended and what about the extended version of Ghostbusters 2016 like that's the version that we watch that is the version we watch and if people are going to defend them I expect them to use the extended versions the whole the defaults are the extended versions and I apply that to everything I've always said just tell me what you're talking about and if someone asked me should I watch the regular or extended version of Ghostbusters 2016 I'd be like so neither but if you have to watch one and you want to get what the creators were good in for yeah I guess the extended has more is it more functional than the original I can't even remember anymore now because they're both horrible but oh my dead wrong what have I said that's incorrect yeah I don't you can default to the I guess it's interesting that you can someone said my mic is default to the extended cut yeah I always do for like everything as far as I'm aware someone asked about like what Blade Runner I go with I'm not familiar enough with the dead versions yeah there's a couple yeah well that's the thing with Doxels 2 and I was reviewing it I had to choose between Doxels 2 or Doxels 2 Scholar of the First Sin and when I looked into the it was described by the people who made it as the definitive edition for Scholar of the First Sin so I was like alright then I'm judging that one hmm yeah I just saw this version that exists essentially I don't blame chat for having a bit of confusion like it can get complicated if you have let's say theatrical extended directors and final like if all of those cuts exist I'd be like I don't fucking like what the hell we can discuss individuals if you want and I guess the rule that I use is the extended editions just because the theatrical is not the automatic default that I will use for something to be honest with you theatrical is like the last version I want to use if there's multiple because those things are they edit it down for like time and shit like that but yeah the real proper version is going to be the extended I'm not saying it's necessarily better but um it's not about it being better it's just about whichever one I guess that can be defaulted to that has the most context I'm not even using the version that's strongest for their argument I'm totally fine with that even if it's a movie that I'm attacking I would expect someone to defend it with that movie's strongest version yeah to clarify if there was a flaw present in the extended version of ghostbuster2016 and they were like that's not present in the one that I'm reviewing I'd be like yeah okay that's fine alright yeah it's fine yeah it's not really that big a deal someone said what about star wars special editions those are weird um so yeah that's uh that's fair like so I would I will definitely say that if if that's George Lucas' real vision for the films and that's really what he wanted to actually do okay but again I don't have a problem with you using either I just default to the extended editions but I don't think they add any scenes do they it's just like Hans deal with the Jabba that scene isn't in the original cuts I believe right it was in the first cut then it was not in the theatrical I can't remember the history of this but because Jabba was a guy it was the scene that was shot and it was deleted well no no so the the version that came out in theatres I'm pretty sure had the scene where Hans Solo talks to human Jabba like the earliest version I'd have to check the Wikipedia for the exact specifics but they I'm pretty sure that scene got cut out because Jabba became a giant slug and it doesn't work anymore but then George put it back in when he like made it so that he put CGI over and the best part I don't know if you guys know this but Hans Solo walks behind him and around him when he's talking to him in the original version but when he's a slug he's obviously got the tail so Hans steps on his tail and they like CGI him above the tail and back down it looks awkward as fuck oh you're right yeah he was just right someone said false smaller what I said cannot be falsified I said I don't know that so good luck with that one when we don't know something I love it when they do that they're like you've given out false information it's like I haven't said anything definitive so that's impossible except for the fact that the scene exists which is true I know that's true yeah I think you're seeing that yeah it's weird I remember when I first saw it I was like what the fuck and I think there's videos of like George Lucas looking over the CGI of it I remember just watching that I don't know what cuts and what specials and stuff but and if we were going on the attack on one of the Star Wars movies and the person defending it said we're gonna use the originals I'd be okay with that yeah they can judge which one they want de-specialized I think is the best version of the OT could be wrong on that as well yeah I find this all very interesting and the Lord of the Rings if you wanted to criticize the theatrical versions I would just ask you why you're gunning for them not that you'd be incorrect yeah I would be curious I would want them to try and justify what the extended editions what they add that takes away how does it make it worse why are you not using what I would say is very clearly the superior version which is weird to call this like a dumb moment of Lord of the Rings rather than the dumb moment of Lord of the Rings theatrical version it's a very strange decision they made to have in a theatrical version this very important scene with closure of the villain of the second movie essentially Mollus says Epstein killed himself he did in the theatrical version you're saying I got a lot of questions did Epstein kill himself in the extended version I don't know I haven't seen the extended version in his cell the java scene was cut out of the theatrical curtain well this is the thing like I said I just know the java scene exists I couldn't remember which versions it was a part of which one was it cut out and which one it was put back in but replaced java with CGI it's hard to keep track of all that shit you know who will know is Hello Greedo that's the one thing he's probably useful for in terms of his channel is telling you the differences between each of the versions so there you go go check out Hello Greedo right we recommend Hello Greedo here right now all right anyway what the hell he doesn't even make an appearance a way of goodbye or anything he just doesn't show up this is the guy that was the center of the poster in the last film okay but so I guess we're not we're using the theatrical version as the issue yeah I just like the logic of he was the main poster person this is clearly the villain poster by the way yeah oh I gotta find out what happens to Grima but like since he was on the poster for the second movie that means he has to be probably the third I just feel like that's an interesting leap you made there what if he died in the second one what do we do then you were made second to only that giant eye thingy and he doesn't even get a little wave goodbye there he does he does yeah if I was the starter critic then my issue wouldn't be with the movie it would be their editing decision to not have this in the theatrical version and I agree with it I really call this a dumb lord of the rings moment though and he does say the filth of Saruman is washing away I believe that's in the theatrical version so like his name is used and this is the thing when you're in the cinema and you see that you're like oh Saruman has been defeated and I think Gandalf says something like he's up in his tower he's nothing he can do now or something like that yeah he has no power anymore he's essentially just an old man yelling at clouds which that's the fate for all of us one day guys yelling at them clouds we're all gonna be ex wizards locked in black up city and towers yelling at clouds in one sense you couldn't make the argument that Saruman is really the villain so you don't need to spend a ton of time with Saruman Saruman is really important who's making these arguments Saruman is the main villain so you don't need to spend time with Saruman it's like who said this who are you talking to but there's two big problems with this one the excuse that they give is not to go after him that he's too harmless now to do any real damage fucking what well let's just have his head on bed on with it no there's no power anymore yeah there you go that's the theatrical vision which in terms of story it's still functional it's just that when you see the scene you're like holy fuck they should have included this yeah Gandalf is not a vengeful sort the filth of Saruman is washing away yeah he's learned his lesson that's not what he means yeah it's the end you see all this water everywhere that means that is getting washed away I don't expect Gandalf is thinking that Saruman's learned his lesson and he'll come out as a better person in the end he's like no Saruman's just gonna fucking stew up there but he's not gonna be able to do anything just come strutting it he's telling okay my bad sorry not bad Gimli would probably chop his fucking head off a Gandalf would be like yeah I don't know I don't know there's a lot of cool stuff you could have done it's not bad the way it is in the extended but a lot of cool stuff you could have done yeah what if Grimo really did have his little redemption arc and sacrificed himself to save Theoden and something like that a lot of stuff that could have happened it would have been very interesting I mean come on chances of an ancient evil that we don't kill all the way possibly coming back and biting us that doesn't count he's an eye but Saruman's like a dude now he's so dumb he doesn't have these powers that Saruman had and I think it's established early in the trilogy that Saruman can never hope to be as big of an evil or as big of a threat as Saruman his industry is dead the trees of fucking nuked eyes and god left is him and his tower now no see that means he could still be bad he's gonna cast spooky spells like boogly boogly boogie boogie no Saruman made my hair green and second had a perfectly good scene of him shot and edited already yeah so edited the proper edition of the film so clearly this is something that was gonna be in it they chose not to have it in it this is obviously a choice they made there's reasons why I think it was a bad choice but why do you spend so much time saying it's bad without it and then you recognize that it exists you gotta choose an edition and stick with it and if your point exists as an editing point that's an out of movie criticism which is totally fine but I think here I think it's a really bad decision that they made but what it's just stupid way to approach this also anyway I have to use a little I'll be back oh wait do not come out properly cause yeah only see gay cloud png gay cloud png dude I'm a cloud chill why are you gay can clouds be gay I don't know then who is gay so while we have this little break where is it you're sharing memes we got a spot which is very accurate to my face oh my god it's a battle spot Jesus it's blood hey I think so that's what happens when spot grows up got himself a beard he's a part of the gaming scene that's terrifying while you're saying my face is terrifying fuck you I'm saying that the blood coming out of your eyes is terrifying but if you want it to it doesn't happen to you could you imagine just being the person who's just oh there I go bleeding again it's like oh that's my face oh yeah someone just said as well nostalgia critic used the mouth of saran from the extended but then he ignores the extended for saraman like he's using this as criticism that they didn't involve this scene and then he's used it as criticism that they involved the scene prior but you gotta pick one man no I don't I can do whatever things I want to criticize whatever way I want the extended edition it's right there right at the very beginning it ties up all loose ends the connection between him and grimer a final sender he has a very high pitched voice I did mention this I warned you guys I don't know what else I can do he also said grimer that's a pokemon so true but the question is does grimer or grimer have more dignity which one is enough between him and grimer and yes they don't just ignore the big evil genius who could obviously cause trouble later he's killed off and in a pretty cool way am I that closing for copyright but um yeah just just I'm just waiting for him to get to number one I guess at this point well I'm sure he can survive that maybe not I guess this scene was cut for time which normally I would understand for a film this long you don't want to overstay your welcome but it's the second scene in the movie I'm pretty sure the reason they have to cut is because they overstay their welcome because they have to I guess they just have to because for I don't know contractual reasons or something I don't know how it works what he said is like it's total non sequitur it's the second scene what does that mean it doesn't seem to not be cut from a film if it was I don't even think it is the second scene if we go by I guess he's counting all of the Isengard event as one scene you know fine I guess but like cutting things from anywhere is possible the idea if it's first or last or anywhere in between doesn't really matter nobody first view matters that's not the reason that's not the reason why you have to cut it if we're talking about length in terms of cutting things down for length it would be that you'll get bored later on or like tired what is it good to do whether or not it's at the beginning of the end of the movie this is a bizarre argument yeah you can cut stuff at the beginning out of concerns for length you can definitely do that yeah of course you can the idea he was gonna be like oh this first two minutes isn't grabbing me that's not how that works I don't know why you're making that out it's so weird I mean and also if you're in the theatre at this point you're probably not leaving just because if you're watching the return of the king in theatres I doubt that you're there like oh man you know this scene didn't really get me I guess I'm done see you guys I'm a Maori I think he could have framed this argument better though like I think there's an argument in here but he just fucked it up what these weird qualifications like if we have a five minute discussion scene between two characters and we're like right we gotta chop it down to three minutes and the first thing you tell me is you can't chop anything from the first two minutes because nobody's gonna be bored in those like what be like what what who are you I'm sure the next course will be more eventful god if it's a time issue why didn't you shorten one of the other bajillion endings that you had oh oh you're so dumb all that is disappointing one more the eagles that's where people started to bitch and moan they didn't need to know every single detail that went on after the war was over but we do need to know what that's you I'm fine I wanted to feel so I went back and read the books that's I wanted to know what happened that's the thing what you see in the movie is like a quarter of it so much fucking shit happened after all of that happened to one of the biggest villains in the entire film series of course we always want to see the bad guy get the short end of the stick in the end but next time try letting us actually see it because that short end of the stick can impale pretty nicely that was you're really proud of that one huh this is like the thimble thing and it's shit but he thought it was really clever he had short end of the stick on his page and then he was like also Saruman dies by getting impaled there's a joke here he tried didn't work out that two for one coupon that could get you an extra life at the pearly gate sorry I already used it funny oh god I paused right before that's just great last one guys we can do this brace yourselves and the number one dumbest lord of the rings it's the eagles it's the eagles that could have stacked yeah we did it we did it fucking called it here we go surprising literally nobody so we've got eFabs had a bit of its own arc with this this was first brought up in one of the earliest eFabs could be number four and I think I was the only one that showed the most opposition but even I conceded like it's not enough of a problem you can't actually prove it to be a problem you can only say that they could have done more to be clearer about it that's the best argument you could make that's not that strong at this point though we've come across this so many times let's just do it we've got a lot of arguments to go through well do we want to go through as he says them well let's present our arguments first I suppose because we've also got I'm assuming Dank is going to want to do some book references and then we'll go strictly from movie as well just to account for both alright so when it comes to I just don't really fully remember I've seen the videos like a bunch of people have made videos debunking the whole eagles thing and explaining that like that's before they went into Moria that's where Gandalf was actually leading everyone they just didn't tell them about it and then the whole fly you fools was him telling them to use the eagles and all that stuff so alright so eagles right you've got the ring you have to drop the ring into this big spook volcano alright now the ring you can't use it it corrupts people who are around it and you cannot let Sauron get the ring Sauron gets the ring you're screwed he becomes super powerful if he gets that ring back so you have to make sure that you do this all very secretly that's why you send a fellowship of people for instance and not like a huge army you've got to be very very very sly and on the down low so the problem that the eagles would have is that eagles flying around Mount Doom which is right next to Baradour they would obviously be seen and if they're seen they would be killed by arrows or most likely the Nazgul would take them out because those things are no joke and if that happens then Sauron gets his ring and it's basically guaranteed that he's going to get that ring back yes we're looking at so that's why you can't just send eagles into Mordor and just have them fly in all kinds of arrows weaponry of any kind that can hit at range and the fel beasts that's a big concern another one is the gambling aspect being that yes if you're super lucky get right in there and drop it in but at the same time if you fail at any point if you fall off the eagle in any way that ring is fucking lost that's falling into either a place filled with orcs or a place where you have to work really hard to find it again it's a better chance for you to take it slow and steady and be sneaky and try and get in that way then we have the eagles aren't a taxi service that's one thing along with how they are very likely since they're beasts to a degree we don't know how the ring works with them is kind of where I'm getting at with that as you know Gandalf is the kind of person who's like fuck keep that ring away from me it's like super tism magic eagles might have a lot of trouble with it too you don't know big risk as well and these are things that could be made easier by one quick conversation about it but they're also things that you can infer from what we've seen anyway it would be how I imagine it would play out is that Sam knowing the stories that Bilbo would tell he would say well what about the eagles that Mr. Bilbo used to get to like can't we fly them and someone just says oh and have the Nazgul swoop us out of the sky and take the ring for themselves no we must be more sneaky we have to be more guileful than that you have to sneak inside of Mordor which would assist his character and also explain why it can't be done because Sam would say something like that maybe I feel like that's all the major ones yeah and there are is there a line in the movies where he says someone controls the skies someone like that something like that at some point I think so oh yeah it's a meme to use this one and the sad part is that people use it as an example of how plot holes don't matter they will say look at this plot hole therefore plot holes don't matter because Lord of the Rings is good this is a valid plot hole it's like no stop it's not though is it everyone in the world brings it up and of course so am I everyone I don't care how many people are ringing up it's wrong the amount of people who bring something up doesn't mean anything he gets to do it now too he gets to be wrong too it's my moment in the sounds they wanted to win this war quickly and more logically they would have used these damn things from the beginning and every excuse that people throw out in terms of the movie never holds water like what who don't want to get involved in our world affairs well that doesn't stop them from interfering one two what do you think the elves are literally doing they're fucking off yeah but they also helped Helms Deep therefore that's not an argument they're clearly not fucking off only some did those were the clear exceptions to the rules well this is kind of what I'm getting at the argument that the eagles don't want to necessarily get involved however they gave Gandalf a ride at some point and they help out in the end it's just like we just don't know enough about the eagles are they the same eagles and besides that whether or not that argument is true or false doesn't account for the rest of the arguments I'm curious if he's going to go over and all times in all of this well they wouldn't be able to get very far the evils of Mordor are just too great oh I don't know they made it to the gate they seem to be fighting getting to the gate as you can walk to the gate they got to the gate good job so this how gates work things pretty good and even if they didn't you can have Gandalf nightlight reflect them off like he did before he doesn't seem like he doesn't have a staff anymore I fucking love that scene I actually love that scene favorite scenes in the movie um this is before he was Gandalf the white by the way like I'm assuming he's making this argument because those Frodo was separated from Gandalf by the time he's Gandalf the white not to say that he couldn't cast this spell as Gandalf the grey but uh I don't know just saying yeah we don't know evil flying things much like Gandalf they would have been tempted to use it themselves and become evil in the process for what a two hour flight what do you see how fucking quick Boromia fell to the fucking ring he fell at the original like fellowship meeting he was like right away going we should hear it's a gift yeah Frodo can resist for days on end I think all the Frodo is clearly shown to be special Frodo and an eagle are not the same thing a hobbit apparently like Gandalf went into it about how hobbits are able to resist the ring's corruption much much more innocent wait wait a minute are the eagles like magic magic people like do they appreciate artifacts and whatnot but you don't have to appreciate the artifact itself it's a corrupting influence this is the thing we don't that could easily be a problem the ring is corrupting you know what I mean? I just find it interesting all this effort being made to say they could have done the eagles it's like chill it's not true well how the hell did they put that ring on a claw anyway they had to put it on it doesn't need to be on the claw yeah, Smeagal didn't have it on like ever Frodo has it around his neck all the time Smeagal smits the whole thing about the eagles are really obvious targets it's like yeah they are it's not like they could just waltz in Mordor they went at the best time because the armies are collapsing Torons dead this is so dumb much more sense grand scheme of things really? because how many times do Sam and Frodo get spotted captured and injured that's not what they intend so they were captured by they were captured once by the enemy actually wait how many times do they get captured zero in the fellowship not in the fellowship they get captured by Faramir in the two towers they will get captured by the which isn't really fair because that's a result of being left on the ground because you're assumed dead calling that being captured is like okay referring to the Curithungal one for every day it takes them to walk on foot thousands of lives are probably being lost yeah but it's way what if they lose the ring to Sauron then what happens and eagles these are fucking big eagles they're just gonna walk in the door and not oh okay we can't shoot at the eagles I guess so what the fuck is this argument our Nazgul aren't gonna take him out yeah or the ice it's only by pure fucking luck that this plan worked at all even Gandalf several times in the movie everyone's acting in character is why what happened happened the golem thing the golem thing was foreshadowed in the first movie like he still has a part to play right come on bro come on come on Doug probably the dumbest strategy they've ever come up with nope why the hell did I do this I should have used the eagles I think all of us know how the ending of this film really should have gone down he's gonna use Legolas again yeah he's gonna put Legolas on an eagle no I have a token I want Legolas oh no the door will say Merry Christmas oh my god oh my goodness gracious motherfucker that's the funniest thing I've that's the funniest part of this whole video they don't have the rings till the joke doesn't work yeah oh this whole thing doesn't work rags by the way this whole thing doesn't work whiskey oh my god fucksit this is really funny okay you just don't get it even how it should have ended did this okay oh well then I guess they can't be wrong alright then if they did it guess someone else said it so well that was incredibly easy yes it was can you imagine what it would be like if we had walked the entire time very funny this is bojack horse oh fringy I'm still a wound you can't just imply that it's not funny at all oh my god you can make up whatever excuse you want you can say that you can make up whatever criticisms you want doesn't make them valid some way or another this was the right thing to do but for me this is by far the dumbest lord of the rings moment I guess it's schools pretty high if this is the dumbest thing yeah this doesn't even check out outside of gayness you know we're doing pretty good now let's count down the most awesome lord of the rings moment no let's not we can hey that doesn't save you alright buddy oh hey this movie is awesome he's doing the wall thing where he shot on it for like 28 minutes and at the last two minutes it goes oh every review is fine it's just an opinion I don't care if he likes it or not it's just his christians were shit you know exactly he's like oh but I think all the other stuff is awesome I'm like okay I don't even trust you to tell me why it's good let alone why it's bad he's trying to like he's like trying to like extend an olive branch like oh guys those were bad moments but some moments were good do bro like most of it was good like he's trying to be like he's trying to save face it's kind of like don't get mad at me I actually do really like also yeah yeah the way it paused the mass screen makes it look like she's got a fucking third eye oh no it's fucking David Blaine shit oh my god problems even more that exist it doesn't change the fact that lord of the rings is one of the best film trilogies of all time it gave so much it changed so much as much as we like to go fun of it there's still just too much fun of it what the hell for me I'm off to partake in the ancient Middle Earth art of dwarf tipping I'm the Nostalgia Critic guy remember that was funny he thought that was funny oh I thought he was talking about like if a dwarf is your server and they give really good service you should give the dwarf extra tip but I guess they're offering like cow tipping except for dwarves he thought it was so funny his smug reaction directed oh they didn't edit the script then if they were the ones who wrote it with rubble this is post editing wait I'm standing up guys you can't you can't see it but I'm standing up that was great like well that wasn't good that was that wasn't funny do they have a it's not funny it's not funny then it's not funny now and word it was a blooper you have no heart was the animated Lord of the Rings done by Ralph Bakshi yeah you bet your ass it was it's fucking amazing have you ever seen it it's great I've seen Coontown what's that I want to see it wait hold on you want to go down a rabbit hole just look at the things that Ralph Bakshi he did that yeah he frits the cat absolutely he did I think he did I did wizards I don't know who did Allegra and Entropo Wizards was a fucking strange one because you hear it I love it army of gnomes and you think ah this is obviously some like children's movie but then you watch it and the gnomes are like literally wearing swastikas oh yeah they bring in the nazis and you're like damn no it wasn't Ralph Bakshi that was a morizio nicchetti careful you almost did a hate crime well it's the Italians you know but yeah wizards is great we should watch it sometime that was 1977 but yeah that so as you can see consistent with everything else we've seen people are really good at criticizing Lord the Rings oh yeah they do a great job unstoppable you might even say so yeah I was hoping oh my god that's not what I wanted to do sorry chat you're going to see something spooky for a second there you go I got a bound smaller like okay I saw that like cracks I saw it do you have to abandon this you don't even want one round one round no I'm good I really feel I'm really feeling it now like I need to go as well because I was actually in the middle of filming like a fucking hour long mad life I'm still going on my cap have you ever played any jack box games before though because I think it would be interesting to see you check this one out it wouldn't take that long like 20 minutes half an hour okay go for it then I'm feeling it now Moller so I got to go do you want to tell people where to find you and what you do before you vomit all over the podcast I'm not going to vomit in the podcast I will try to aim for the toilet I'm a weekend warrior I do game and video game reviews on my channel it's not the first thing you see that has a frog no it's not it's the cute one with my face the face of the cute man there so that's it this was fun except I really feel ugh do you like that I keep bringing you back for the Lord of the Rings videos that are really bad it's fine I think this was better than the other guy because at least this was like only 32 minutes Jesus Christ I hate fucking hate the other guy even more than this but I hate Doug Walker's video too so there you go so uh I've been told by the way that the other guy is releasing a documentary on himself about his behavior on the internet why would you do that that's so arrogant well one of the all the clips in his video are of people shitting on him and he has one clip relating to EFAP where he says my response I responded to EFAP like a little bitch so no idea what's happening with that one but you know interesting developments as they do but yeah it's been fun Mr. Weekend warrior so it's always a pleasure it's always been fun it's always fun except when we talk about the videos have a good one lads bye you're a man bye bye I'll see you guys yep yeah um yeah so sorry you always do that what because it's funny the idea is to make other people laugh as well as myself rags how to fucking bull that was great so all you need is a browser right now people in call I will boot this thing we'll just have a little bit of fun before the rest of the night where we catch up with them stupid chats where are we I'm gonna go for a quick pee though shut the fuck up I'll be back when we say I can too yeah yeah we can do whatever they want to do if you need a pee freaky rags I saw somebody in chat earlier say funny freaky thinks he's right about bojack still I am have you rewatched that show no I wasn't actually offended by the joke as for bojack though no I'm definitely right on that one alright rewatch the show think about it alright it's not funny um well we did lay out our issues with it it wasn't like you know we weren't fucking around in terms of like oh it simply isn't funny yeah yeah I mean well the humor is actually a huge problem but the more frustrating aspect of that show was just the fact that they wasted a lot of their drama mm-hmm the rags is on the screen I am out but that's every EFAP so I don't know why you're showing it that's like saying oh mollus here fuck this I don't think I've been on one I haven't been on I can't even remember which ones you're not in like this it doesn't really happen just the one it was ages ago it was like over a year ago there was one I couldn't actually that was back when like Wolf was here and some other people but yeah it was ages ago that was the only one I missed I'm pretty sure so I don't know why they'd show up be like oh the guy who's here 99.9% of the times here fuck that I don't even know why you clicked on this link honestly what is happening well in fairness rags they would have clicked a few days ago whatever when I was racing that's probably what it was they were like oh sweet one of those EFAPs with rags in the round rags wasn't on the spider-man debates what what you were were you you were on the first one I think you're on the second one as well you didn't come to the third one I think there was a third one yeah this is that's called the spider-man arc we had three debate streams in a row maybe I missed one okay so I missed two okay the point is I'm here 99 something percent of the time I don't know why he'd show up if he can't stand me also I'm fucking amazing so you're wrong wow fringy the ego on this guy the war games aren't scary yeah I think that was the early one that I missed oh you missed that one fuck that was a journey alright I guess I gotta cover this up so people can't take you guys it's places uh oh Schwumbo you're wrong fringy I may you know it's funny I feel like I'm easing up a lot more on criticizing people for bad grammar though admittedly by me mentioning that I've kind of identified in your quote that there was bad grammar so maybe I haven't improved on that maybe that's something I still need to work on his opinion of back he is trash but back he's really really talented and he makes very interesting movies who are you sorry Ralph Bakshi I I really I really like his animation and the the style that he sort of presents the way he does things I think it's really great and I've seen wizards fritz the cat and Lord of the Rings I might have seen word that he's done I'll have to double check I probably have but those are the three that always come to mind yeah I haven't seen his stuff for the most part we'll watch we'll watch wizards or Lord of the Rings sometime Coonskin creation learn humor bojack is genius level I do hope you're good God calling that level I really hope you're joking all right also like I the episode I saw was probably the one of the few things I wanted to not finish I'm back well yeah it's there's the jack box what am I supposed to play as again I forget he's a big fucking naked fat guy neat go to your browser type jackbox.tv and then I use the password that you can see in a little group then game shall begin oh the code is wombo why would you tell people that why would you do that was I the first one in do you need to reset the thing no I'm the first one in who should I pick a chicken or a head someone took my apple wrestler I'm gonna take the Christmas tree oh no I'm gonna be the chicken instead I'm gonna chat is asking if we ever brought up the fact that rebirth is locked at 60 FPS while soma was capable of 120 I don't know if we did I don't I didn't you but I definitely noticed when I was playing it that it was for no reason 60 FPS when it's fucking 2020 that's the thing a lot of that game felt like it was just from a fucking older time yeah I have no clue why they decided they would lock that game to 60 FPS on PC in I've never understood 60 FPS locks in general on PC like why not just have an uncamped frame rate surely it takes more effort to put in a cap you think anyway yeah so the way this game works I'm assuming because you said you unplayed it before I think it's you grab you go your browser it'll give you like a little canvas with one like a small pen and a big pen and a bunch of colors you draw a champion to battle based on the sort of recommendation they give you for example it could be like the champion of strength or the champion of cuteness and then the following round you'll be shown a champion someone else drew and you have to draw someone that can beat them and then they will fight and the chat will vote on which one would win the fight okay not too complicated I'm muting myself because I'm eating wait I think rags took a call so we'll wait a sec I like I can tell from the click that you have a blue yeti microphone yeah you do everyone was making fun of me for that today going this peasant style uses a blue yeti I have mine still by that's the one I used before the AT-AT they're good microphones I used to use them yeah it's not bad the video I uploaded tonight was demonetized don't fucking pear shame me man I've just seen many people point out which is now that they've pointed out I do remember this that some games tie the physics in game or systems in game to the frame rate so like if it goes above 60 it wasn't that I remember Total Biscuit made a video on like need for speed rivals where if you uncap the frame rate to 60 FPS it runs like double speed it's unplayable they use that in speedruns I wonder well I feel like you're probably not allowed to use that in speedruns there's like a million categories for every speedrun I'm pretty sure there's one for uncap frame rates I see some of these speedruns and I feel bad for the developers like I saw those ones for Ratchet and Clank where like you could basically jump across the whole level and all I think is like man they put in so much work and you broke in it to get all the way to the end without having to do anything I know that Super Mario 64 had one where like I think there were glitches where you could clip through like the staircase and get to the end of the game in like 13 minutes or something Oh as someone just highlighted Dark Souls 2 had weapon degradation and it would double in speed if you boosted to 60 FPS You guys probably do this first game without me I have to take care of something and then I'll probably be back right after that Alright So carry on with your game and I'll be back once I can Alrighty Yeah, see you in a bit It'd probably be like 20 minutes or so Also before I go, someone in chat said Uncapped frame rates can produce bugs that don't exist in lower FPS and do you want to know whose fault that is? Devs, consider that for a moment as you as you just I don't know Just consider Also we're going to have to Can you drop out? Yes I can I'll drop out of the game He's still there for me Do I have to redo the room if you I close the browser and everything That's alright It might be tis a matter, we have to reset the room but also we'll have to open it up to let full lucky contestants in chat to fight with us I suppose I don't know if full is enough as is This enough Room not found Don't fucking lie to me Give me a second I shall repost Don't panic People Mandalorian is on the way We have watched episodes 1 through 5 We have not seen this new episode as people have been talking about I hear there are blasters in it Didn't mean to spoil it Alright If you four in, or us four in rather I will open it up Chat, you ready? You're going to have jackbox.tv open As soon as you see this room code you're going to type it in a join It's too fast to join, I'm curious Desperate to draw Probably squats Oh god, you're going to get so much flak for this Someone said thank you for hanging out I finally have a reason not to watch Bojack I was always skeptical of the show You can watch it if you want I'm not commanding you not to watch it I just don't think it's very good Really, someone had to name themselves that to get fucking bad That's why we can't have nice things Imagine having a smelly knee That's cray-cray I hate when that happens Just wake up My knee Yeah, I hate those smelly knees Nah, I'm not going to I'm so good I know I'm still wrong Stop arguing Wow What are you wrong about What are you Oh, I'm allegedly wrong about Oh yeah, don't care about that Wow Going to college Bojack is really good I'm going to college Like a college degree You need to undergraduate so I'm just gonna head to Bar-Jack Horseman All right, so you got two minutes starting now You would have had your prompt draw away folks Whatever I want to but If if the prompt isn't that helpful just draw whatever you want How much time do we have you have one minute 25? Oh? Yeah, it's probably worthwhile to pull up the stream at this point because you're not only be able to see The stuff for the time will be up there. It's like a 10-second delay or so 50 seconds I feel like I've ruined mine by uh Over drawing it and I want like a notepad for this game alone You have 15 seconds Line is a minute eight seconds Better hit go Okay, so this one you'll be you'll see what someone drew you gotta beat it What what do you mean beat it? Oh, just draw someone that can kill it You take your fist and you beat up your monitor screen This one scares me a little bit. I have tried this tactic before hopefully it'll work Are you drawing skills? Thank you the full artist? and It reams with autist No, I'm fucking I'm fucking shit I'm trying all of us are really good. So it's gonna be awkward, you know We're just next level artists Feel like I've already ruined it 50 seconds. Well, I'm I'm sorry to giggle him like a wee boy It's always a good sign to me. Oh, yeah, all right Show your art ism kids But who are what show your art art isms. Oh, yeah, all right again if you want to stream up Check him out and in this corner. We've got long bendy Manfella Correct, oh my god He's not bendy if he's crack at the spine I'll go with big bendy In this corner He's also cracking his spine Meg wire paper boy I Mean I need vote for Angus because this is what we could be born to do Oh We got a nuke Being out of touch Dude don't fuck with Dean How's it this fucking child we like a Wellington boot for a little half Kicked it right out of the frame uncle your tis versus yeetie boy. Yeah, you see yeetie boy It's a dominator and he's get level and he's get level four plates on so fucking good luck. Well Looks so angry as well. Oh shit beat beat him Uncle the artist went yet like the death What even is Ultimate nemesis what of all the people to have chosen for nemesis the game chose that one Clearly it's the smelly cactus I don't know what's going on with that cactus is terrifying. I know Like a lovecraft Unconceivable Capitalized DL. I did like a really funny. I've only capitalized the axe Then like a small L that you'll do it suitable actually yeah cut it in half Is that yours for you which one ballot man who's also a crocodile Not even baby spot is cute enough to beat out the crocodile man Crocodile makes a scene all right I Would have preferred it if you hadn't yelly about it being raw, but you know what? Yeah, I am seeing these funny drawings. I am I'm seeing them. Oh salty boy lost Oh my god, so off of the violent business to a trade That looks like that looks like a diamond axe, ooh, yeah, that's pretty powerful. Can you defeat the pipe? The champion of smells they both smell pretty bad also the drain I want to make sure everyone understands that the drain has suck there is suck there and something else written in white that I can XYQ Something Probably something at the halftime Fringy is winning All right, so you get the same thing but Going forward you will be able to use your past drawings as tag team to help your new ones My prompt is pretty normal my god, I've had a I've had an idea What have you done I think I've just committed a claim I 15 seconds two seconds one. I'm looking I want to see who fights the one I just drew You really got to figure out how to defeat your opponent. I could love this game How am I done already mad skills yo, 55 seconds. Oh, actually, yeah, I think it's really early in that case Damn it. I'm done. I don't know else to do it Yeah, that feeling when you're complete, but that doesn't feel like it's complete The joke works. That's all the matters All right Fringy doesn't have skills otherwise you'd have a good upload schedule showing them off. Hey listen, all right buddy. All right listen You said listen that you didn't say anything. Yeah, I was kind of on board. Yeah, I was like all excited Wow Is that the thing you didn't say? Here we go guys. I mean if that's that's one way to go But hey, which means it's time for the tag teams. Each matchup will include a All right, you can tag in your old heroes Because we got Boyga This is squatting Champion of gluttony Yeah, because the bigger's not doing nothing gluttonous. He's just chill All right, what are you implying about burgers? Well, all burgers are fat and eat loads. Let's fuck up Oh, it's changed the champion of having it all baby spot versus spot eat. Oh Jesus It's what it's so I guess yeah, it's what he consumes the baby And I fucked up on you know, baby baby world Gay.exe is the winner I want you to appreciate shadows weaponry and the slogan above him He's world roger Edgy the edgy fucking wins, okay nothing stopping him. He has a dark saver out of machine gun What's straight out of mando, there's nothing stopping him anybody who votes for the wrong person is wrong Look at how well he's kill it in But see he's little colored outside the lines because he's edgy. He doesn't follow the lines. Oh, yeah, he just called him a little colored Oh, no He's not a little color. He's a lot colored get it right Fappy McFat fat Hahaha Yeah man coming for a pinch. Oh, he's against the sewage, right? Oh, I feel like that's only going to amplify Fappy McFat fat He's got a regretted and post-net clarity, but hey, gotta do what you gotta do, right? Nice one for you, it's a good drawing. Nice one for you, it's a good drawing. Yeah, exactly. This is fucking great. I don't wanna live, man, versus lifeguard Luigi. The expression on lifeguard Luigi's face. Yeah, there's no confidence in that, I think that's gonna cost him dearly. What a poor dude. Concern, okay. I'm voting for lifeguard Luigi every time, that man deserves some hope. He's trying, okay? Look, he got the little life-preservery, the circly thing. I forget the name, but he got that. It is the fate, it tells it really well. He's very, he's mildly concerned. I think he realizes it's a lost cause already. But he'll try. I finally tried to save someone who didn't want to be saved. This is the hate crime, isn't it? Boy who fought the Jew, who carried Jews. Dude, that guy, he's got a 10-pack. His neck muscles are as big as it's packed. I feel like, was the neck drawn as the body, and then you just went, no fuck it, I'm gonna make another body. I'm in a water toilet, so. Yeah, I think Terry Jews is gonna clog the world's toilet. This boy who fought the Jew. I don't know, he don't, I don't think he's got what it takes. No. Terry Jews is a fucking Death Star laser, by the way. You tighten. Oh, he's powering up, bullshit. Oh, jeez. Nice secret move. The champion of Gloop. That is such a baller drawing, I'm so happy you've got mine. I wouldn't have it though, other way. Again, when you get chumbo, it's the better way to take it. That looks so small. Flombus looks so scared in the sky. Chumbo, the tour of worlds. I just love that he gave me the pro champion of Gloop. And then it passed it over to me, that's just, that's pretty. Yeah, that is great. Oh no, Moogslee versus Susan Wojcicki. He's gonna ban me. Ban? You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. You're kidding me. Who had- I don't know that anyone would ever vote for her if this stuff could happen. The champion of owning stock in Mountain Dew? She probably would beat me on that. Did those dealers do anything? But I- Will I beat Gordon Ramsay? You know, it's the best seasoning there is? Mountain Dew. She'd cook your takis in this Mountain Dew. Yeah, I know. Some people actually used to vote for her, cuz it's good for some people. One of them was me Just any person with a gun. Oh shit. There's more basically Jay The champion of dropping out of college. I feel like a person with a gun could drop out of college Probably just something else that college mangas the kid who beats newspaper bed would probably drop out of college I Angus like, you know help Jay out in that little Shit I won. I think that's the first time I've actually won. Damn. I thought I was out. You came second by four thousand Oh All right Chumbo either of worlds really put and push me ahead. I think yeah He's a thick boy. Oh shit Would you would you thank you for one more and then I allow you to leave? Yeah I'll allow you to leave Yeah, no, yeah, it actually beats me if I Do it Oh my god, what's happening? I know right? Oh my god. Is that adding two people help? cool Hey, Jay, did you like that round? Yeah, fix your mic. Hello. Hello I'll let you know that I actually do have one ab so whoa, it's on you whoever do that Oh, hello, I'm this hello, mr. Moriarty. Hello. How do you do? I'm very well? Thank you for inviting me nice. We got almost a full cast for this We'll have one lucky person from the audience will jump in I reckon Hope it's not a smelly knee the smelly deal. I'll be the worst. All right. Here is your room code Don't want it. Oh Yeah, what if I don't want the room code? Yeah, I'll just use another one. All right, and let's get the definitive answer. Yes or no chat Is this a Christmas modifier for Jay's avatar? Does it count what what no, there's nothing Christmassy about it. That's that's what I think too. Yeah, correct How do you feel that your ideas of Christmas are being being trampled on by the world? I don't believe in Christmas. Wait, you think Jay Jay doesn't actually think that's a Christmas avatar does he? No, this was something I had any way and put on as an excuse That's a lot of nose in there. Oh, there's one guy said yes. There you go Wow, thank you fat guy Wow, who's not chosen their avatar you're holding up everyone Cronjord Did you give them free me? Wow free me? All right chat one lucky person gets to jump in here you go. It's who's dude And of course people in chat you won't be able to vote unless you rejoin New code as as you do. Oh my god. The person who joined is called and I'm rags. Oh Well, my goodness gracious. Oh, it's rag. It's a phony rags. Good day. All right. Let's start it up Here we go coloring your characters with a pink marker to really make those weirdos pop Gonna make you fucking pop bitch That's not you Remember when we drew the banana from the opening That was me. Yeah, I did that. What did I draw the counters? I can't remember. Was it like a banana killing you? You grow a guy squishing it to death. I Found I found your drawing really appealing. Oh All right gentlemen two minutes and go I already like my prompt. I like my problems a lot I don't know what it is with this game because the prompts in quip lash always fucking bore me This one's funny. I guess because it's drawing instead one and a half minutes remaining I'm just so terrible at this man. Like it's so shite And this is the only place that that's true You know change the name once you've submitted. I don't think they like you do that. I actually don't know 40 seconds 20 seconds. I love my drawing have fun with that What's your question oh Also, your only option is the top left is an undo button It's supposed to get like something it's like what the hell Maybe mistakes have been made I fixed my avatar by the way, I was gonna say it looks way better Christmas avatar. Thank you He said the thing I just clicked something Mel you fucked it up. I did really no shit. Ah Stop the leading my tizms 30 seconds I don't have to do really weirdly 15 seconds. Oh god. I have to rush the end of mine. I'm sorry. Why doesn't he look like it what I call it five seconds So it was drawing like a longer line And then I accidentally hit the right click and it deleted the whole fucking thing I don't know what happened. I think it was something it's something weird Just to quickly do a Oh my goodness This is gonna be tough because it really depends on the stability of or I guess The density of like the the gumball machine like can it take a hit from my back Why does that kind of look like me I figured that you don't get one hit done before the gumball machine is gonna fuck you up Really good The winner is whoever writes themselves to be the winner Yeah, what if the gumball machine has a gun? I mean that is pretty much true. It's like guy who pisses on gondos Oh, yeah, well my guy is the guy who pisses on gondola I have the armor that isn't her me is the specific I Don't want to take away from both is it was quite a good one, but Smith Unearned confidence Metal in a parallel universe Yeah I can't vote for something so low effort fucking hate invisible Smith, but not really The code one metal you want the poop Jays like my strategy I'll draw I draw I'll draw nothing and then shit Little son Samson, I mean he's still good The joke was originally going to be the man who had no limbs or head Also known as body Yeah, I still can't believe hey am I gonna get a fancy animation old Just a kick with your torso Blood splatter This one's tough what do you guys reckon Oh My god What appreciation Oh What's the name of the monster under your bed little Timmy his dad's his name is Galathar the skin-eater He's my friend. I am happy Galathar what I Been the flesh Muller defeated the IRA 2020 yeah with Eric the schoolboy Yeah, where is he that's right Where is the hog? No, it's French. It's it's German for the bar the what if the hog the I I follow that joke But also if it's a silent W. It's the here hog I like that one I like it big here I His little frowny face You drew a little box to sit on it's very kind of you Wait what All right, I'm winning again all right next set so I guess I'll have to make Galathar a real thing If I have a right story, but a monster under the bed Shut up Coom Lord No Damn never silence me Well, I just did No, I'm not silent. Oh I failed then That's when I feel bad that I drew you as a poo and I want to apologize. No, you don't what you feel bad, but you won't apologize I don't feel that bad not bad. Yeah, I just like to pretend I have 20 seconds 13 seconds. Oh, oh, there we go. Got it five seconds check my Twitter. What's happening here? You want to if it's a meme just save it until we get to the end of this rain Yeah, weird for me to get stuff on screen right now Okay, they just let you write any words, right? There's no Damn it, they actually said I'm not allowed to write that one. Okay. Oh Oh, now you're gonna have to use a different character and and you have to get around the system Literally replace an A with a four and it worked just stuff. Oh What you were writing What? What? You're writing fans for stick. Oh, no, sorry fantastic for but now it needs to be fan for stick because They wouldn't let you put that in because it reminds people that terrible movie Well, the movie was great, you know, I never watched it for ages then I finally did and I was like wow That was really bad and yeah, that's my story. I feel like that movie. It's just so forgettably bad It's whatever Yeah, it's bad, but it's not upsetting. You know, it doesn't make children cry I know I might have made some children cry Okay, three seconds left guys hurry Didn't make the thing it's clobbering time was what the things brother used to said take to him for a beat in You can tag it to them's in You guys confident in your challenges blood for barrio sunshine for some reason versus punko the glob I think flood for barrio sunshine has a good chance just saying yeah He could probably do a lot that molotov. It's not going to be able to you know, do it's job It's been unfair actually What is punko's sign say, uh, nothing because I ran out of time Well, it looks like It's just death It was supposed to say bad things bad, but the thing is just so fake. I asked the the glob motto Lose the man who got their limbs to disappointment. All right If you win your next one, I think you've got the game Oh, bullshit To be fair neither do you all right, this is the champion of judging their parents Kids die. Oh shit. I can sub someone in Oh, galitha get in there Eat the skin of the fair Very Come on galitha my boy. I will leave you galitha are Oh, so close. Oh shit. I was fine. Dankular as well. It makes sense I'm afraid galitha consumed the fairy Get 69 votes there for a second Too much for not for galitha Not for galitha So this feels like a throwback to a previous one, but hey adam the daisy who is also a rapist Jim dead of go right by daisy Hang on so you're not allowed to say rape, but you're allowed to say rapist. Yeah Yeah Damn I feel like jim's on the war path after what happened to his stuff the careful IRA like Their daisy looked rough though Jim really hates a fucking daisy I don't even understand how a flower could rate my daughter that many times You bet your ass i've got a revenge for it Jay jay is involved in this I know it You stole my jerk You'll find out soon enough That little stick member reminds me of a stf movie The champion of puberty well I knew it but with piss that is such a jay thing to say I understand the the matter of this game I See this is rock at launch a spot the champion of gamers I like how there's just a little bit of weight on the rug. Yeah, I don't get it They drew the rocket first I guess shut up that didn't happen Oh Dude shameless self-promotion, that's the spot. See maybe sports. He's gonna core it back this one. I don't think it's enough time invisible smith. Oh Oh god, no You can't beat that apparently Invisible smith's hard to beat but rocky launches bought found a way No, no Dude rocket launcher spot as a beast you don't have to be too I get the impression that it's sort of a cutting meme Yeah, do you like him? How do you feel you like spot? Technology I feel like technology is No, don't let Karen with it's Karen with a K That's right. It's important because Karen can just go with a C as well. I guess Oh god the werehog I feel like Karen would call the werehog's badger and feathers Well, I'll get the manager. Oh No technology wouldn't you succeed Karen versus Galathar or Galathar? Yeah, Karen dominated As Karen's do Future Hollywood stars some But real I don't know it whoever drew the the first one on the left. I don't know what you were going for honestly We act a little like a monster Oh my god, somewhat astractive Astractive spot is getting down it It was undyne rags They got a bit see a laser come down from the side obliterated Do chop two pieces Dude, if you just change the light label there to uh to michael jackson that could have won That's is that jay again What are these is jay again Guy with big brain but pisses himself Both of mine have already been uh have been shown All of them have already been shown. You've inspired someone to the piss Hey look, I I would say But the thing is guy with big brains a plan of attack isn't just piss related So why is the piss hungry commode gonna be him? He can't control his piss if he could he wouldn't be pissing himself. Exactly. That's not that's not how he attacks If they entertain us Sorry, we know who wins it for birthday entertainers here. All right, who who? Yeah, I'm not sure. No, I don't think we do ringy the guy who pisses himself Well, the guy who is a toilet beat you so I don't want to say Are you happy to take all of his piss and it gives him strength His power level increases with the amount of piss And here's a frightening super villain. All right, and mom was not pregnant. Oh shit. Moriarty won one Hey Really? Hey, I've never even come close with him Oh, and I'd be free me free. I'm dominating you in the funny drawings competition Oh, but I'm beating everybody else though. So, you know, that's true that place Everybody cares about that place. How do I get fifth place like almost every time? Very very middling metal Yeah, yeah, oh if I had to describe you that I would say you belong in fifth place That's so offensive. It's all Galathar is my favorite drawing. I think of all time A little dude on the bed is looking down. Are we are we getting a shirt for Galathar the skin eater? I don't think so Oh On that note, I'm gonna need to go and I need to film for like another hour It's like Tell the people of the efap world what what you get up to on your channel and where they can find you Uh, you can find me in the local police station You're in all of them Yeah and all I'm counting down kill on youtube. Um, I make I do a series called absolute mad lads where I talk about mental people from history And I also make jokes that get me banned from israel So No, the bad the band get lifted I was banned at one point But then the when they realized that I'm not actually super ultra mega Hitler They came away and oh and left it the band What even sticks their fucking guns Um, oh, it's okay. You can come though, and I'm just like well, I wasn't really gonna but okay, thanks Yeah count down killer on youtube check out the mad lads series and Yeah, I love it description and chat and of course, uh, thank you so much for hanging out with us And we'll uh, we'd gladly have you back if you'd want to No, this is this was fun. I'm down for that. I had a laugh Good shit very nice and uh, yeah, great. Good luck. Have fun with whatever it is. You're up to with you filming That's the next big mad life. It's probably gonna be a no long. How about you shoot my fucking head? Thanks for having me guys. I'll see you later. Yeah, that's your man. It's been great Well, and that leaves us a lot. Do you guys uh, two choices here? We could we could go with one more round of champed up or I or I move on to The super chats. What would what does everyone what's everyone feeling? Oh, come on I'm okay with uh doing super chats. Wait, really? Either is a okay with me. I mean, I probably have a bunch of people to catch up with We do well, but at the same time. Well Even if everyone around I'm cool of either. Yeah, we'll we'll we'll just vote if is every who here wants one over the other I would prefer another champed up Is everyone else on the fence because I am also on the fence, which means it goes. I'm on the fence as well Put this in the chat just for for later. Oh, uh, let's see Okay How do I show? Oh, yeah, there we go. So well. Oh, this is terry Terry jews. Yeah, uh, I guess terry jews Uh, oh, by the way, I just want to so on the topic of boogie being an idiot. So he He uploaded a video called PlayStation fighter versus xbox series x where he's like comparing graphics and one of the things he compares Is a pre-rendered cutscene from call of duty black ops cold war They look identical. They are identical. It's pre-rendered Wow, well to be fair Has he looked at the pre-rendered cutscene on his pc as well just to measure It's pre-rendered and he's like, oh ronald reagan looks the same in both. Yeah It's like it's just playing a fucking video file or something. That's some special shit And I like how he qualifies saying I watched it, you know 4k hdr It's like the cutscene's not in fucking 60 fps. Why Like the most worthless thing you could do to compare consoles is comparing pre-rendered cutscenes Instead of like well, do you guys remember the days where people would uh, I accidentally showed it so we're gonna have to redo it Well, the problem with what happened is he didn't he didn't like do any research She saw somebody post the clip Somewhere on the internet and then just pulled it for like he didn't actually look into it I'll tell her I want some technology Because we can't like get gameplay and then compare render distances and clarity and any aliasing and resolution and all that stuff now Yeah, I I remember the like we're talking really early like this is where I'm when I first even got Um a pc but I remember the discussions of a pre-rendered cutscenes as if they were in game graphics Like that was a thing that people would say just be like, oh, I look so good. It's like why do you why would you even it's nothing? It represents nothing Fucking bullshit Did anyone play the Wolverine x-men x-men origins wolverine video game on xbox 360. Anyone play that? I didn't know so it's a game I wouldn't mind being able to play again because I remember the the core gameplay being relatively fun It's not a great game by any means, but the fucking trailer for that game was this pre-rendered Cutscene with wolverine. It's just fucking ripping a bunch of like army dudes to shreds I remember a friend of mine being like, I can't wait for this game. I was like, that's not the game. That's just some movie Oh, I'm visible Yo, they wouldn't lie to us, dude Well, because the conversations would be Oh, sorry the joke is Invisible to me far and it's a white page. I'm not gonna change the setups. We're gonna see a white page Didn't intend you to The conversation would be like, oh that looks amazing can't wait for the game. That's not the game. Yeah, but still It's like there is no still Stop there is no still. Yeah, but isn't it weird how no one pronounces the p Incense in Smith. Shut up. You made me watch the Dalek TV show Um Something again in this video that frustrates me is boogie says we're reaching the point of diminished returns We are not even when it comes to like graphics in video games. We are not even close to like photo realism I think you gotta like look what a real I think we gotta look at what a real Well, yeah, I mean considering like nothing in a video game looks as good as like Thanos or like a leader It's not even close. Yeah, like there's nothing in a video game that's that level Yep I think a more apt thing to say would be that in terms of feasibility We're probably getting to a point where you can't do The amount of work on individual characters that you would need to do In like a video game production cycle to do photo realistic That might be something worth saying but diminishing returns in general You just got a I don't know man. You got a like broaden your scope of media or just life in general I think technology is going to develop so to make the to make making those things easier Dude, we'll get to for it. We'll get to modern gaming diminishing returns at all No, I mean, yeah Come into plays when you talk about like high-end GPUs and things. Yeah, that's a very specific context and Ultimately like with like movies are still shocking us with with the top budget Yeah, and that's the thing it's not even just recreating photo realistic stuff It's creating stuff that looks like it's real, but we know it's not as in like well Thanos was a good example I guess But we're just sitting there like what the fuck I can see his his his his stubble I think it's all about tangibility the idea that you look at them and believe that they Could exist wow for you. You didn't even join your piece of shit. I did join. I'm looking at a black screen that says champ dub Read Let me just Did you use the second code? I I did Ah, there we are. All right I was wondering why we weren't doing anything. Oh the pink just do nico's did a Gimli dab that looks adorable. Um, how do I get this to where I want it? I don't know Copy link. There we are. I have three different devices accessing discord right now. It gets complicated. Okay Those are rookie numbers just get more screens boop j Okay, there's that Wait, why isn't it sent? Did I just send that to the wrong group? You put it into efeb 113 Do you mind one of you just I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. Thank you I You go so under appreciate it really this whole thing would be like Collapsing if it weren't for you lies. Okay, definitely would I think my favorite part again of this boogie video is how like it's pretty clear that he hasn't taken it upon himself To do any of this work on his own. He's just pulling videos from like elsewhere and then cutting them in um This is Fridge is now like using game spot footage for his Yeah, it's even got the watermark in the bottom I even like oh, yeah, of course it does. Um, I even like the gimli's, uh It's dabbing on barlin. It's uh, it's the way we remember him Anyway, uh, looks like oh wait looks like we got pleb and the massive have joined us It's not massive man though Remember that clip from my stream. Here we go. Everyone Repair yourselves about your stream. Shut the fuck up. No you You guys are way too toxic. I don't like it. Shut the fuck up mum bloke. Oh my god Even me The most toxic we were trying to enjoy resident evil films and you're just sitting there shitting on the Look, oh, you guys can't like stuff No, that was a comment on the manual. Oh, we're watching the last resident evil tomorrow. Are you guys excited? I'm very excited. I haven't seen this one. Oh shit I know that uh, I've seen it. I can't remember much at all about it, but even Glenn is in it And that's the important part All right, everybody get drooling All right, what does that mean? I'm gonna draw something pretty monstrosic Monstrosic, that's what they call it right monstrous Monstrosic sounds yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a monstrosic. Yeah Jay made me aware that there's a monstrum 2 coming out soon. By the way, anyone ever play monstrum here? No, I've seen you play it Lots, I don't know how I feel about it. I'm like, do I do I want to check it out? Do I not care? I don't know Well, you can always check it out and then decide you don't care afterwards I guess so You're gonna play it with me, Jay Sure, I'll do that. That's so I'm such a dark sense of humor You're gonna beat out Terry juice Oh I don't know about that Drawing doesn't make any sense I drew it too high. Fuck I didn't I didn't put any piss in mine. I'm already gonna lose. Do you think um That the chat and us when we vote don't should like should we compel ourselves to pay attention to the champion of modifier? No Because I do some of my drawings really do try to that's like my goal is to win that modifier Someone who's just ignore the modifier and draw my own thing. I say no Well, I look at it for like inspiration, but then I will promptly throw it out as soon as I get whatever I needed another minute for mine, honestly, I was making a good one at everything Oh my god, another cursed efab art Mine definitely cursed. Have there been any genes this round? No, no No, no, no, no. Oh, well, I'll put that on screen once with don't yeah, I just I just put it there. So don't forget I like that response Yeah, that's how I feel I don't even know man you have one minute and 20 seconds I should get started then Oh, why is it a fucking red? Yeah, you know you have to use like the weird pink ish one There's one that's close ish to red Like if you want red, there's an obvious choice. Yes, it works. Most people detect it as red Yeah Wait, where's the white? You're not allowed to ask that All right, fine. I will improvise Go down. I'm at like that point where I I'm not sure if people get the joke if I don't explain it But explaining it makes it clearly less funny in the title. Oh, Jesus Christ the duality of comedians 17 seconds eight six four 12 Are you listing ages that Netflix would sexually exploit? Yes Very I went very low effort. So I'll probably win Nice Someone in chat said jay is racism. I agree I'm literally racism Uh, I seem very big like that glas is like yeah, it actually seems like he's really small. Yeah, I think he's lying I'm going with the whim. Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to go with the worm Margarita is what's big Well, that's not what the title is The champion of margarita villa stan marsh, right? Also the man who has big ass marita margarita the way in one so clearly mark was lying the worms head would not color Wow, man. Oh, you lost to a viewer Wait, what what does this have to? The champion of instagram likes Shushy Orange man bad wrong Orange man bad I guess it would be chussy like tiktok surely chussy. What is this? Oh, I see. Oh the orange man banned. He tried to ban tiktok. So all those chussies on tiktok would be in trouble Are there chussies on tiktok or is that sure? Why not? How did trump win? Oh God, this is yeah, I think this is what you meant by dark humor. What is horny kylo got Mr. She didn't call me back. I ain't my job versus horny kylo with force Like adam driver. It's been an image of him Easter Island head Oh my god Horny kylo got it that blade by the way. It's just like the movie. It is Fitton, it's just like the guy Who's fucking tasting everything lime It's rigged Think about sports Dude diff has a gun Does he? Is that a little peen? He also has a little peen. Yeah It's a funny day narrowly edging him out. I know this pal's place. That little peen made the difference, I think Angry genocide man Now obviously a small meal would defeat a normal person. Yeah Yeah, the real question is like I like that these full hot dogs that keep getting bigger They're getting closer to the viewer That's art that's perspective. This is an art master Someone who recognizes things closer are bigger I like how he is just circle, you know, he's not even he's just a circle Wait a minute offensive Rubik's cube I like the offensive rubik's cube I like just some guy, you know I'm sorry. Just some guy can't can't beat offensive rubik's cube. I feel like just some guy needs to win I am for him Oh god, freaking out Just jump $7,000 ahead of you My poorly Wow I could see that being an extreme work to help I could see them being a rejected emoji I should not have supported you or something. Yeah, I mean Bad vision of chicken Is that young colonel sanders? That was when he was in his prime. Yeah, he's looking pretty fly man. He's gonna wreck that chicken turn him into a Back when he had the plantation. Oh, yeah Oh Moriase even beaten out I'm actually curious Bad version of as the leader Alcohol, but it's just bleach Shooting range Spartacus Sadness the champion of good times. I guess alcohol I'd rather go to the shooting range with Spartacus than drink bleach It's okay. It's alcohol I'm getting beat by bleach. Fuck off I voted for you metal don't worry metal defeated by bleach That's a bullshit. That's all right, dude the two two randos are beating all of us right Man, I'm doing really badly this time No, no, you're not I am I'm coming You guys should know that for that Kylo drawing I googled a reference image Of course, how could you get it so accurate otherwise? One minute and 20 seconds remain I've drawn guns in mine and I hope rags can not only appreciate them but explain the value of all the attachments 20 seconds I think mine's pretty funny this time around if I don't win I'm gonna be really upset 10 seconds. You know what's annoying is they added like a little yellow flare to the Weird drawing to let you know Why not just put a timer? Yeah Yeah, I a timer would be great. Well, I guess you're supposed to be playing it in the same room So the timer's gotta be uh, they know why but the yellow water jake come on Why would you have the jackbox dot tv is a thing you could even do? Oh jeez Man, I'm going for it with this one We have almost a minute 35 seconds 30 seconds. Oh, I don't think I've got this one Did you involve piss? No I could piss on my drawing now 10 seconds All right, just in the nick of time Five seconds And zero All right, here we go Don't forget to bring in helpers if you're drawing is all shitty No, you are Smilly finger pumbo What is that? Schmidlbazorb Schmidlbazorb eater of finger nails All right Oh god. Pumbo's gonna beat me. That's either a third lack on the back. That's a big finger though. That finger might be able to Can smooth finger pumbo's nails really stand up to schmidlbazorb No, that is one Cthulhu level face right there. Oh horny kylo comes in the champion of gentle lovers Schmidlbazorb is obviously gentle with everything but the finger nail I'll just tail just eat your fingernails. It's not so bad. All right Schmidlbazorb came through Yes, dude. I you know why I saw Schmidlbazorb eater of fingernails and just thought fuck Shocked pads versus shocking pad but fancier Sweater vest No, I'm really interested I was trying to go with this one. I'm curious You're not quite as fancy of shocking pans. It really depends on who's brought it. Oh, Colonel Sanders versus a small meal Oh, no, what happens now chat? Tell us tell us the end of this story Well, I guess a small meal doesn't age very well, you know like either it rots immediately or it turns into Well, McDonald's food doesn't rot. Sanders probably rots once he dies. Yeah, and McDonald's food, it's you know, it'll stay forever It's drenched in all of the things formaldehyde Have you guys seen that video of like a 24 year old 24 years old McDonald's meal that hasn't rotted at all? Who is? So this is a high level Consider a frug versus Frug isn't a funny meme I Like they drew this and thought I could add one extra person on the left there. I have enough room You know they've subbed in mom but people are still frowning, you know, they're still saying boo Alcohol is what we need to get through a nostalgic video. Here's the margarita. It's what fifth place feels like metal Oh I literally my meme was calling you'll be bad and it got voted in metal. How do you feel? Oh, yeah, it was really funny Oh my god, I know what I vote for You see I'm upset. I'm like you should be drawing things other than piss and poo I Like you fucking oldest hell PC there as well You subbed in diabetes Oh, if you subbed in diabetes, this is diabetes, holy shit Oh, it's done. It's fucking over everything. Oh my god. This is this is the end game Everything from me I Trump beat diabetes, which I think is canon by the way. Well, you like your desks rags Enjoy my trump and jay a desks Okay, this is uh, this is definitely something I like The champion of escaped convicts with the tequila worm or super gene Quad have a have a better chance. I don't know What's close Super gene went rags. I think I think you're gonna win buddy. Oh, wow Work so hard on my little Super gene squad So mr. Bob the banana thrower versus guy with good balance on balls except not I'm very curious how that is to me. Are we implying sabotage from the banana peel thrower? I think yeah, I think so So, okay, this is important the narrative was That everyone thought he had fucked up his banana is ball balancing, but it turned out it was actually a banana peel thrown by mr. Bob Mm-hmm So honestly like Yeah, this isn't fair at all. I think that the the ball balancer should win and he did Fuck you blocker versus pond track waltons. I don't care. I want to I want to I want to rig the election The words plot holes belunker are enough to get me about I You're exploring caves wrong Anybody thought there is a better jackbox game than this one. They are wrong Watching palm trek waltons fly down from the sky. That was pretty cool I'm just about to see it Curtis Curtis long guns silverson versus man who can dodge anything What are these weapons? Hey, come on Listen, you don't miss Thank you so much for subbing him in for you that's funny I mean you were already dead Yeah, he needs career counseling I feel like oh man. Oh my god pleb one Really? It's it's with the the daily eater of the bleach I'm the fanciest shot At least you beat metal I'm not lost and get fucked m Also, I would understand I went up against pleb metal. Yeah, you know that worked out for you So I uh, I need to go p-quick so you guys entertain yourselves. Okay, that'll be m's crowning achievement I got the e-frap and I won I won. Yes pl pleb pl pl 3d It's pleb and chat Oh, yeah, most if he got the code Yeah I was hoping my I was hoping my inward rubik's cube would fully through but increase genocide man Wait, you mean that didn't say ginger? Wait, what's that? No, mine and that's cut out It's okay for me You didn't miss much Okay Guys we're supposed to be entertaining the people mutually is important peeing Yeah, well, we're we're supposed to be doing a lot of things I'm just Watching these desks roll by and going wow Watching these desks roll by I like to imagine it's like in way wherever you are. There's literally just like some desks chugging along past you It's like down a gradual slope There's a lot a lot happens when you're just at desks Desks are places of magic Mmm Fucking fancy shirt. I like the person chat me like has dank shown up. You couldn't you can scroll back in the stream and see his picture for like four hours Probably even more Yeah the Desks better than floor gang. That's a pood upon morm It is You guys you guys watch PewDiePie you gamers Yeah, I'm I'm such a I say the gamer world all the time Dude, I love being a gamer. I have a bridge moment Oh, I love it when Pontric Volums is on the screen. He's my favorite. He's my favorite of my creations They say you shouldn't pick between your kids, but uh I like Pontric Desk gang is up here. I agree. I have two desks in my in my living room. Well, okay Yeah, big old show off Yeah Well, you should just like uh, you bring people to your house and you're like, hey, look at all my fucking desks Look at all those desks. No suck my dick whore You like big desks I got all the desks What kind of desks are they? Big ones There are people I know that actually think pews is resists That's it. That's from chat though Ah I do not believe that pews is resists Metal, are you serious racist metal? Are you going to play fortnight next? Not a craters has been added. Fuck no Where you got against fortnight? Uh, yes Why people asking me about having children having them what? Ha Don't answer that you're on the left Careful The regular chat. I mean I look at the chat sometimes Also, we are gonna move into super chats now. So any of you Literally any of you Including those in chat may leave. All right. This is my this is my opening to be like, hey if you want to fuck off, all right I will I will do that. Wow. I wasn't here for any of them. That was actually a test to see who's a true friend Yeah, well, it's not me, sir. Oh There you go I suppose Since you jumped in for a game, I guess you'd be like you do you want to mention Who you are where you're from? What do you want to just go? You don't fucking remember? Yeah, no, I mean, you know, I'm good Wow Well, this is pretty sad, man. Well, it was it was a nice having you man. Thanks for your drawings. We'll catch you around All right, guys My internet is really playing off. I like can't hear anything Bring it on. No Should we try going to Singapore? Maybe they won't even send us to Singapore do It's exciting journey Can you hear it better now from gallon? It was the server clearly for Singapore is working great Oh, um Yeah, does anyone else want to hop out before I? You grow home. No, I'll chill I got some time still. Yeah, I'm weirdly super awake even though I Had like normal wake up time today, but I'm I'm good. Well, see if it wasn't for super chat We would probably watch the new episode of mando, but uh, you know, uh Not with jay though. We would ask jay to leave Yeah Jay, have you noticed jay ruins mandalorian? No, nobody agreed with that. All right. I guess nobody disagreed with it either Also, I uh, I guess the last game I played was clone walls. We have to figure out what what i'm playing next on the old dual fan Oh, yeah, and it's all pleb and chat congratulations on your victory Good. Oh, we can hear you. We just don't care what What are you talking about? No, jay was saying he's about to leave. Oh, is he? Yes, he said it twice Jay if you wanted to go you could have said And still nothing weird, how did you know this by the way? I'm right. Hmm What? Is it like what's happening right now? The voice is fucking up or something jay. Yeah, I cannot actually fucking up No, I haven't heard anything from ages for many of you Hello, really really moller. Oh god. I'm gonna I'm gonna listen to hello moller. Be sure. Wombology I'm trying to get adam the daisy who is also a rapist on screen. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I can hear metal Can you hear me? Oh We can hear you moller. Thank goodness. Yeah I can christmas is saved. Well, I can hear myself on the stream. So My detective workers. Why did you say sorrow instead of so? To accommodate for the frugal are you uh, are you having now jay? I want to make a film at home Yeah, I'm having it. All right Thanks for on my video glumping your piss. That was very good of you I'm always happy to come on your stream and glump on my piss to come on my stream and to glump on my piss. That's Yeah, so much you drew some nice piss jay. Good job. Thank you So the trick metal, uh, just just uh, as someone who wins to you Um, the trick is yellow. Can I can I can I kick him here somehow? No, I can't shit Yeah, thanks for the tip. No, fuck off Um, oh, I'm I'm so I so do love hearing those words Fuck off or piss What's the difference these oh, okay, bye Uh, yeah, so this is adam the daisy was also at right best and this is another rendition. Uh It also zoomed in for a moment there, which adds to the creep factor But yeah, I just wanted to let you guys know that this is the true vision This is from the account on twitter. Let's just like I draw cursed e-fap art That's it Yeah Thank you so much. That's quite cursed It is Yeah, you know e-fap it's just a constant source of both hilarity and horror In distress, yeah Oh, no What why I've got a render still still in the oven Ah Is it a render queue? No one's gonna get that except me That's that's good enough for me Some people in chat Anyone in chat know what what metal is referencing and there's like one word I'm looking for if you know All right, I'm curious if literally anybody knows that reference because I don't even know if that's an active meme Or just a meme between us It might only be between us Which is fine, you know, I can take in-house me All right. Also I'm running out of gamecube games that I want to Play because I know them versus like and they're entertaining to watch to a degree So we'll be moving over to ps2 soon shocking. I know Oh Who is James and Daxter? That these two little little little clan boys Also, what's with the why don't you why wouldn't you be like, oh my god, you should be doing xyz on gamecube Why do you hate gamecube? Uh, I don't have I've not had a gamecube Man, you missed out a childhood. All right. You never had a child. Yes. I mean rags isn't wrong It was saying that But it's about time I played this one just saying I didn't have a gamecube myself But a but I borrowed one from a friendo at some point and my first console My first console was a ps2 and I got it. Uh, well, I didn't get it It was my parents when I was four years old it was your parents Yeah, my parents are a ps2 Oh I want to delete the save file and I guess I did it wrong because pressing a on it to access its options just starts it It's like thanks I must have missed an option I will try again I played that like a million years ago on stream than I I mean second one didn't work Awkwardly this is what I claim to be my favorite game of all time I just don't play it regularly enough Not the same way as my favorite films and tv shows of all time, which I rewatched within the year Metroid's a game that I don't play enough. I feel bad. Sorry Metroid. You deserve better Metroid is really good I uh, I feel what I mean, what is your list of favorite games like if you had to I think I give a list on my um Amnesia video, I can't remember which one it is, but uh all I can do the best I can do right now is give you a Couple because I won't remember all them, but Resident Evil 4 is up there Uh And see I'm already blanking even though there's like a hundred Dark souls I find that it's hard as well. Yeah, and this is strictly favorite not best So like my sunshine is on there and Luigi's mansion even though like I don't think they're like amazing games or anything Hmm everyone starts saying them so I can also go. Yeah that one too Uh, I I tend to default to them. I I've stopped putting them in ascending order. I just sort of have a big blob I'm much better. I like I'm much clearer with my movies at this point my games. I'm like, uh, fuck. It's so many. Yeah um, because usually I default to like PlayStation 2 Trilogy if I'm being charitable the all four of them Crash Bandicoot 2 it used to be 3, but I uh, I think 2 Is probably the one that is that was my first game I ever played. So I'm extremely biased in favor of that game um, and Super Mario galaxy, I think often falls up there too Yeah, galaxy is amazing galaxy, uh, and then Uh, I again, I kind of collect all of the PlayStation 2 grand theft auto games In a big like sort of together. So three vice city and san Andreas all together um Lot of PlayStation 2 era games. I'm noticing I never really I never, uh, had a PlayStation or really played on playstations See to me that's never really had Everybody had a PlayStation 2 Everybody I knew had a PlayStation 2 Not all of them. I guess the friends I guess the friends of mine They'll just tend to have tended to have like Xboxes Well, Xbox is more popular in America, but like PlayStation 2 I'm pretty sure to this day is like the best selling console of all time Which is pretty funny because yeah, Xbox is the only one I never got and barely played I never had an Xbox, but I did play Halo 1 and 2 Halo 1 was the first like shooter game I ever played. So I'm glad I started off strong I think uh, I think the first shooter I ever played was called Operation Desert Storm 2 Uh, PlayStation 2 Um, I don't remember being very good Someone asked if I ever played mitroid prime hunters on my ds. Oh, I played demo I did I I I had the real game and I do remember the demo as well that came with ds's I uh, that hunter's demo So like the ds is fucking insanely good like what a what an incredible system What an what a what a huge lineup of great games. Yeah, there's shit tons of people had ds's in my school Everybody had it. I got a My friend my ds the death got the original one and then he got the ds light and he let me have his old one And it was just like you've unlocked fun Thank you for that Yeah, I had an original ds But I also eventually got a 3ds excel when those came out and that was fucking tight It actually kind of worked a little bit. It worked enough to be like, hey, that's cool I eventually bought one of those I ended up breaking it and it's uh It was really funny. I sat down on a table and it broke Oh Literally just just put it a friend of mine was there and he was watching me I put it down to I think it was even to show him something It was like just look at the screen Put it down and half the screen like displayed, you know, fucked graphics and it never worked again. I was just like, um Okay, I think it was one of those things where It had fallen at many different times and taken damage in different ways And that was the the straw that broke the counts back, I guess Bit of an add to climax really. Yeah, no, it was it. I was just like really, okay This is a lot of hours on that ds I uh I think I had uh, I definitely had oh man, it's because Game Boy Advance like I played the shit out of that um And PSP I played a lot of to buy city stories I would like to know my hours in monster hunter freedom unite on PSP. I played that a shit turn Monster on PSP was fucking awesome I remember a pokemon Go ahead actually. Yeah. Oh, okay. I had I had a monster on PSP when I had one, but I never understood a game So I had played at the time four other friends who bought it. We all played the fucking multi that was like I was I even remember at the time being like, I feel like we're ahead of time with how well this multiplayer works And how amazing this game is On psps as well, so we could do it in school which infuriated teachers But I mean you don't learn anything in school, right guys School is for the gays Ratchet and Clank 3 had fucking good multiplayer Like it was a base mode. So you you had another enemy base and you captured control points On the map to like unlock vehicles and spawn points for minions so that you can attack the other base It was really cool. Um a little unbalanced though because all you need to do to avoid the turrets outside of somebody's base is just straight jump And then you win but Still that was good times I uh, I really miss the ps2 days. I really do. That was like that was some good shit That was fun I remember I was always like really impressed by just games in general at that time And then like the ps3 came out and it was kind of mind-blowing And xbox 360 as well. This is like, holy shit. This looks so real and it doesn't look real at all Yeah, I remember when I first saw cod 4 and I was really impressed Yeah, cod 4. I remember that um though. I had a friend who said cod 4 kicks halo 3's arse And I never really accepted that I ever For us it was never a versus thing. They were just so different We never really compared them head to head. They were just totally different Now if I was going to be stuck with one it'd be halo 3 I'd pick halo 3 over cod 4 even though I had more coal Yeah, cod 4 is really good, but halo 3 gives you a lot more options. I remember the custom games on halo 3 Oh, yeah, halo 3 was insane I uh, I think I remember um I because I didn't play metroid prime when I was like a kid Uh, I played them a lot later on I remember I thought metroid prime 3 looked really cool and I bought it and I couldn't figure out how to beat the first First boss, so I returned it and gone. Uh, before some leashes instead Fools and leashes was good, so Yeah, I played it on we believe it or not. I played on we yeah Um, when it came to metroid, I did not I never played the first one I got into it with metroid prime 2 echoes, which I played in beat and I liked And I played the third, but I don't remember liking it I never like finished it or put that much time and effort into it in echoes I like three though. Oh in three. No, I liked echoes. Yeah, three is the one. I just didn't care for and I never finished It's funny. So about I just didn't like it mentioning that along with uh force unleashed force unleashed. Do you do you ever have this sort of um Man if I had a youtube channel was making videos back then I would have made a video on this particular thing I'm talking about with the force unleashed 2 fucking pissed me off Like I really liked the first one the second one not only is like a downgrade Mechanically, but the story was written by someone who didn't give a fuck. It was just like even there's probably problems in the first one Like uh, I've it's been so long since I played it But the second one was just like let's just do it again even though the first one's like story tried to fit into a The star wars sort of timeline Um Yeah, like, you know mass fact three would be an example I suppose like of something you guys would probably have made a video on If you had channels going, I don't even know if you maybe you did have channels going at that point Yeah, I didn't but like do you have any of those sorts of examples? We are like, oh man if I was if I was doing the tisms Let me see I'd have to let me think um like he came that really pissed me off Well, I guess I could be applied to movies too. I'm just curious Um I've had my YouTube channel since 2011. So it's always more just like oh if I had like the understanding of editing and and But I do now back then that would have been great Uh, when it comes to games games um I would have I might have said something about Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 5 Like what's with all these weird changes they made? What's going on with these characters in the story? Like they this is just You know, it's it's a downgrade in a lot of ways. Why did they they improved on some things? Why did no fucking Resident Evil game keep the inventory system? Yeah, like the thing that Thor is praised and beloved for they just never did again Probably because it's work to have to make games. I guess so, yeah It's so much balancing would have gone into it unless they were just really lucky with how everything worked out which I don't I don't know if there's really anything else I would have Talked much about in terms of stuff like I hated that really pissed me off There's a lot of stuff I don't remember until I like Like force unleash 2 for example, which by the way was a really short game too Boo down with force unleash 2 Force unleash 3 got cancelled star killer was gonna team up with Darth Vader. Holy fuck Maybe it was a good thing that it was cancelled, right? Maybe Though and I think I mentioned this before I can't remember if it's the first force unleash or the second, but there was an achievement to Pick up a stormtrooper with the force throw your lightsaber in them electrocute them and then throw them into something explosive And it was called poor bob I appreciate that Poor bob indeed Yeah, they've got a rough life. So anyway, I guess I'll start with the superchass Unless there's anything else. Do you want to say anything about anything? Uh, you know, we better not are also going this huge tangent about stuff. We'll never get any superchats answer Very true. Don't want to do too much negativity. I deactivated the turrets and then I destroyed the turrets. I am very good at this game Use the turrets to destroy the turrets Why aren't the space pirates trying to run away? This ship is gonna blow you guys. Maybe they don't know Well, they like only like crippled as well these dudes I can't remember Crippled people don't run away from danger crippled people So the first one is high rags Oh, hi there Second one is molla. You're gay All right Super cat spit in facts. I was gonna say what can I do against this? I'm getting annihilated by truth logic and argumentation So glad to see you lads have You seen fat man yet. It's probably the van Helsing of christmas movies. I'd highly recommend it. Also. I can't wait for more Batman I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Yeah, I'm a fat man The big chunk Yeah You know, I remember I think my first exposure to that was um God, this is like going back to 2006 um, I remember there were people who were making like they're making Machinima but in super smash brothers one specifically the first one Okay I just remember like they There was that and every time like mario fought some enemies They just play scat men while they were just playing a stand in game of super smash brothers While putting in these subtitles as though it's a story I remember I was like really impressed by that when I was a kid. I was like, oh man. It's like a it's like a movie And then I'll get to the halo three comes out and then we should have a cut It just takes a massively forward and plus finding red versus blue Yeah Red versus blue and hobby in the chief, man Yeah I do like hobby in the chief more than red versus blue I mean, I'm a weird one. I I was never really taken with red versus blue. I always thought it was fine. It was okay I think uh, I think I haven't haven't found it very enjoyable Since I think season six. So I want to say reconstruction. I think was that one. Yeah Um, I like that one. I don't think I really like them as much since then So basically I haven't been a huge fan for like a decade Yeah, and most people I think have gone off now, right? Because russeteat is Well, yeah, russeteat's been in a lot of controversy lately Nothing's the same anymore. Really good Well russeteat is now like a huge company. I mean, I think they were I think full screen owns them And like full screen is owned by some other massive conglomerate Yay That happened to machinima.com as well. They got bought by Warner Brothers and then shut down Well, it was yeah terrible investment overall Uh, how do you all I hope it's a good one? I I hope so too. Oh me too. I hope so Uh, poonis I guess that's a reference to jay ahead of time What they said poonis Like what else could I make of that made him's like a nice sculpture I saw a nostalgic critic and lord of the rings might I temper my sense of decency in anticipation It was a ride to say those Oh, this will be an interesting e-fap. Well, I would hope so I'll be helpful with it. Daddy dank has blessed this podcast. My life is complete Oh Mr. Renta has a terrible negative review of rick and morty episode pickle rick e-fap it Is this do you know about this jay? Uh, I think I saw it come up in my sub block. It's not my sub block. It's my recommended Uh, is it the one that's like Pickle rick is bad Pickle rick is bad. Well, it's not actually pickle rick bad. Um I mean a lot of games against pickle rick involved like it's not funny and it's like, okay Oh animated atrocities pickle rick. Is that the video? Perhaps I don't find it funny Yeah, but like it's good though. It's really well written that episode. It is good. Yeah, it is Really well written. I've never seen the episode. I'm just aware of apparently there's a there's a rick turns himself into a pickle or something Wait, hold on. So it is that video I've never seen a rick. I've never because I'm into like the idea of pickle rick is not It's not a funny idea See now understand the nuance and intricacies of the character and classical physics. It'll be funny. Yeah, like if someone said I don't find the the idea of him becoming a pickle Funny and that was the like review of the episode. I should be like, okay Well, there's a lot more going on. So I don't know really why like I've never seen the episode I haven't I've never seen a rick and morty episode. You'd probably like it I reckon rick and morty Yeah, I very well might you like pickles, right? Um, nobody in chat. No, actually, I actually defy Sorry, I got a I got a gun for you now. I'm sick of people just defaults into oh rick and morty You know, it's not that good. It is good. It's really good Don't let the fact that there are a bunch of memes and like that the fan base is kind of shitty Sway you from like recognizing that rick and morty is actually a very good show. It's very good It's not just okay. It's not just oh, it's kind of good. It's very good. All right I like that. That's the conversation right now. That's certainly deo brando. Shark tea was pretty hot in the four suddenly I like the idea that we're all like a room in a circle together And that is what's literally said in the in the conversation by people who are all present The series is bad the third series isn't bad. In fact, the third series has some of the Like no citadel rick and morty episode is the best episode of the there's no higher shot. It's all right There is no bad season. There's just bad episodes the citadel rick one Oh, it's good. I am my money. I'll be my pick food I I think citadel rick one is better. I don't know. You said some more things about bojack Here's the difference though when I was saying how great bojack was I couldn't have given you a lot of references at the time because I'd only watched most of that show once And a lot of it a long time ago Whereas with rick and morty like I've seen those episodes several times over I like how characters in rick and morty like Minimum the character work is incredibly strong which put already puts it Yeah getting pumped out these days. I just I just think that they're calling into question your like credibility We're just like I'm sorry one thing that he liked previously and now thinks isn't very good As if as if all of us don't like that Well, I bet most people on chat think that that you know never mind We know something that you don't It's there's a reference to this one of the bad videos that mel see this quite funny It's still completely mysterious though. You have no idea what rex is talking about but We'll drop hint. This is gonna be so one of these days As you guys know efek has seasons arcs and stuff. This is one of the uh, the big mysteries that doesn't get revealed for another like few seasons It's crazy how people will be like. Well friend, you think bojack you thought bojack was good ones And then we'll be like, yeah, but blimey manner is bad Yeah, that's right. All right Yeah, why don't you say that chat? Oh, we can't trust any of you because you think blimey matter is good. There you go And I can't trust chat Blimey manner as well. I shouldn't speak for all of you. Some of you think blimey manner is bad Chat is one like homogenous entity. Yeah Blimey manner is bad because the Yeah, that's right In fairness, it is kind of woke you guys have to agree No, yeah, I mean, it's not like there's such a thing as black people in the united kingdom Like that's a foreign concept. They didn't have to make them black though. So it's kind of woke, don't you think? I I do like that sentence. They didn't have to it's like, what are you? Friggin is so over sensitive to things he likes being criticized. Hey, look, I'm sorry. All right If you're sitting there like saying oh rick and moody is mediocre. What do you expect? Like, oh, that's cool I respect your opinion. Why are you here? Like I was gonna say that's isn't that the whole brand That we we our whole thing is like being belligerent about the perspectives we have because we feel that we have references that can prove it That's okay when you do it to the things I don't like I do I do like that in the ideal world the conversation about meteorites. I like x oh cool I I don't oh And then that's the end of the conversation slowly I wouldn't want people to be like wireless straw man. The realistic version is because I've had plenty of these in real life Like oh fucking, you know, let's just take interstellar. It's like, oh, I really like this. So do you not you go? No, I don't really it's like oh, why it's like well, I just think that um Like this the science in it is fucking absurd and nonsense and then they're like, oh Well in fairness, I guess you don't know this but like Neil deGrasse Tyson said that the science is kind of on point and it's like, oh Well, pretty sure Lawrence Krauss said it was bullshit and uh, the all Neil deGrasse Tyson said Is that if you were to enter a black hole what you see in the movie might happen in real life? I Well, I thought it was about just a relativity being portrayed on screen Like relativity and time time dilation being portrayed on screen for the first time If you go into anything about the rest of the film Well, there's gonna be more to it But what I'm talking about is like a conversation that happened in real life This is a thing that actually happened. I don't know exactly what's true But the point of this conversation is that they went okay Well, uh, I still liked it. It's like, okay, then they're like, what else didn't you like? What's wrong with it? It's like, well, so the plot is fucking garbage Like oh god, this is lagging like how I might have to swap the video codec. I'm not sure um But the point is they were like, oh I really love the characters and then I was like, okay So all the decisions many of the characters make make it impossible for me to fucking get in deer to them Except maybe Matthew McConaughey to a degree But he still enters a black hole in the hopes of getting back to his daughter, which is hilarious um I and then they'd be like Yeah, okay. Well, I liked it Yeah, and you're like wait a minute. I will even have your conversation Well, it's it's just like wait did the conversation change something happened like it we were discussing it and then we just it was Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to I I still overstepped a bound And that's fine if you don't want to talk about Because because right like every we've talked about this before but like everybody has a reference For what they liked about a thing And if it's a misunderstanding it can get really awkward, right? Because then it calls into question whether or not you did like it Do you do you still like it if the thing is all gloopy? And before anyone's like wow, you think you're fucking Killing out and ruining feelings But no this has happened to me if I like like a thing and then people it's happened recently with spider-man 2 I'm not sure how I feel about that movie anymore Happened to me with John Wick to Just break out the spider-man 2 might not be very good. Where have you been jay the amazing spider-man 2 actually? Oh, did you say that? Um, spider-man 2 might not be very good in that debate. I said that uh I think rags myself and for you all said like south falls rate some really good points And we're not actually sure anymore. Yeah The spike in the octopus arm is kind of like a massive. I like to you can like hear your brain searching for their words on What to call them? Yeah It's a big problem They never should have included that spike though Even then you have the problems of spider-man should be able to knock dr Octopus out with one punch Remember spider-man is super powered and dr Which he delivers quite handily several times And this is the thing uh when you put that to test you might you might automatically go come on guys We don't do this with fight scenes usually why are we doing it to spider-man 2 and it's like well We kind of did a lot of the time with a lot of things and to be honest with you. Why wouldn't we? Like it's worth exploring Yeah, um I honestly thank god for tlj in terms of it rely being reliable as a uh a standard to refer to Um, that's the only thing it did that was good Because most profit from a bad example Yeah, most of us especially in this community will agree that the things we've discussed are pretty fucking bad in tlj, but If they prop up in other things you're like, uh-oh or crop up Uh spider-man is always pulling his punches. Mmm not a good defense my good my good man You're dealing with someone who's potentially killing civilians. I think superman a superman spider-man should be more than on board with knocking someone out And besides all we have to do is find a reference where spider-man does something that is easily lethal to a person which uh Probably happens a couple of times at least Well, remember he threw that clock thing. Uh, yeah the the point at it right at dark off That's the kind of stuff i'm talking about like spider-man will put great effort into You know responding to his enemies and in the same way as batman I'm not claiming that spider-man is looking to kill in these moments But certainly looking to do damage and this damage could lead to their death. Yeah. Yeah Oh, also, it's pretty weird that doc ock threw a car at spider-man. Uh, oh wait. No, he threw it at peter He thought peter was a regular guy. You should have spider-man powers He would have killed him You should watch the rest of that scene like honestly pull it up on youtube right now and uh get to the end where he's He's told peter what he wants. Yeah The way he throws human peter at a wall And like it fucking takes a chunk out of the wall Do you know how do you have to push someone to do that? Yeah, that would break all of your like rib bones and punk she lung probably that's it for you But um, and this is the thing. So I guarantee you someone's gonna be like, uh, excuse me He is essentially spider-man in that scene. He's got his powers back. It's like it's not that's not actually the point The point is That it's like are we what's happening? Are you not listening or are you not are you listening or are you just waiting for your turn to talk? I mean, yeah, I I would argue at this point. I guess it's part of our job To put up with this like we get it all the time. So it was like Clarification is just a part of what we do I guess but um Doc ock does not know that he is spider-man. That's the point But he needs him alive and yet he does two things to insta kill him What what does that mean? What difference does it make and he doesn't know he's spot about it? So like well A lot a lot of difference Well doc was just being a little you know, he's handling him a little hard What and so and so what that leads us to is the ultimate conclusion is homecoming is probably the best spider-man movie Oh, it is uh, no way it is the live action one spider-verse. I feel is uh, fucking excellent as well Have you rewatched it recently? Yeah, it was just a couple of days ago. I watched it with uh, yeah Yes, the spot of us is really good. I will happily show rags it eventually and then we will maybe have you got paper rags I haven't yet. No, I just haven't seen it yet. Yeah, you should I think I've made rags watch all of the spider-man movies now except Obviously you watch the ramy ones on his own But uh making him watch the amazing spider-man's was mean. I know and I understand. I'm sorry Yeah, he made me watch those two movies. They're they're catastrophes No, they're not The fact that in the music when electros finding he hates somebody he lies to me That's the backing music Kino shut up Oh, finally enough the next super chat is how did you like spider-verse long man? Uh excellent. There are a couple of issues assuming you I'm assuming when someone asks me this they want my perspective on like writing so A couple of issues a few things that Might not have gone the way that they would have if not for a bit of luck, but uh Scoring extremely high and they do an excellent job with the amount of time they have and how many characters they're balancing It's uh very impressive and I'm very concerned for the next film because it's different writers and director Isn't different writers and directors you can guys like people who love into the into the spider-verse Kiss goodbye to that fucking sequel being good with how they've completely changed the creators and obviously well That's not a guarantee. I'm just saying I'm just saying be concerned I think because it was Phil lord and Christopher miller and they did the lego movie, which is also really really well written So I would I would say at this point that those guys are just really good writers. All right. Let's see Who who's doing it? Uh, I checked it yesterday. The writer is the same writer as wonder woman 1984 So, okay. Well, I now you know, I've I've read the plot synopsis for that the lead one Um, and I am a hundred percent confident that like that is the film based on the trailer And uh, we're gonna watch it. So we will find out and if it is dog shit, which is what I'm expecting Um, be very afraid for into the spider-vis too It is it is funny how there are no good dceu films wonder woman isn't a good one either guys Wonder woman has such huge issues. They just call it good because it's not the other ones Well, they did the same thing for a fucking aquaman aquaman and aquaman is a disaster like wolf annihilated that film Aquaman is an abomination Hey, but it's fun, but it's fun Tlj was fun Well, uh, so so yeah, so the the guy who was directing uh into the spider-verse has worked on Unlimited avatar the last airbender the legend of quora and voltron legendary Bad news all around. Do you remember when we were all talking about the people writing rise of skywalker? It was just a collection of disasters Oh, and also the guy who who's so the guy who's writing uh the spider-verse sequel wrote mortal combat movie that's coming out like next year Uh, he wrote zombie. He wrote. He uh, he wrote shang chi and the legend of the ten ring which is coming out next year, I guess um, he he wrote god no the story of godzilla and he wrote the screenplay for Expendables and he wrote doom 2005 boy I don't understand why people would keep like is it just Do people just employ him because he's around well, it's a way to make money The way that it works with a lot of scroom writers I think in hollywood is you're just Hired for the project like you don't have an original idea a lot of the time You are hired to write for a specific thing That seems to be unless you write a spec surely it's like partially to do with who you know as well, right? Oh probably yeah, like if they know you when you you're quick maybe as well I have a dbd copy of transformers 2 Why I got this like I said I well like I didn't say actually I I got this what um, I think I got that when I was like 14 or 15 Uh, which explains that because I think that movie sucks us Um, and I remember watching the behind the scenes thing And that that film was written during the writer skill of america strike on like 2007 So the writers got like they apparently they wrote it in four to six weeks. I think it was like yeah, it shows Writing a whole movie in four weeks Someone said I feel like you guys just assume that people like one thing more for not being like other things that are bad I don't know. I'm not entirely sure you're referencing there If it's more charitable by saying that they like it because they compare it to other things Not because they're actually that stupid that they can recognize all of the issues and still think it's good Yeah, maybe it's mando the referencing in which case I am almost 100 percent certain that uh people like it because it's not as bad It's a sequel is not because it's good Because it's not yeah, because I think you walk through the problems with people like one by one step by step And just it tells the part that basically every level there's nothing good the plot's bad the characters are bad Everything's basically bad except the I I can't like it money spider-verse was garbage The story was uninteresting and forgettable. There were barely any character development it's Whole film is miles development. I don't know what to say Are people actually arguing against spider-verse? Yeah, this is the thing I thought the homecoming was the hated one but spider-verse actually has people who don't like it Can you believe it? spider-verse is really cool Because this is the thing it's not just I say this is if it's not tied in it is but Not just the writing the fucking animation is awesome Looks very cool. Yeah Um, but yeah, I guess there are people who think spider-verse is poopy recently Southpaw did a debate with sk comics who I believe considered spider-verse once upon a time to be bad But he now thinks it's very good. He gave it a nine at the end of their conversation Interesting. Yeah I yeah, so um I think the most loved spider-man movie is probably tied between spider-man 2 and spider-verse They seem to be the most loved I should be homecoming spider-verse Okay You should focus your efforts on blind manner at first, you know, that's like hated The blind man should be the most popular spider-man film Someone said season 2 episode 6 of mando is definitely the worst. We're at batwoman levels now. We're already at batwoman I heard that season 6 was the really good one Episode 6 and yeah, that's what I've heard as well Well, I've heard episode 5 was great and see fuck you got me doing it now Episode 6 is the uh the one that outdid even episode 5. So Yeah, we saw 5 and it was pretty bad. Yeah, well, I consider it average like the the action scenes are bad, but the story is coherent So whatever. I don't know what it is with mando It can't do action scenes to save his fucking life It was very boring. We're constantly bored of all the action scenes. They're terrible. They are very dull There's no stakes involved. We know that mando is indestructible He could do anything. He's just impervious to all damage beyond reason Fucking annoying relevant meme I just saw Sorry It's true, but not for the posting it not for the reasons they think What are you referring to with an equal meme? I just the meme I just saw on equal memes Which is like prequel memes, but for all of the stars Yeah, let's I'll put it up Yeah, there I mean definitely seems to be statistically at least they can sense us that mandalorian is really good. It's not Someone told me a friend I have in real life told me that he thought mandalorian was the best piece of star wars media ever Oh god, and I haven't seen I haven't seen it, but I was just listening to him like It's okay. It's okay to be an army It's okay. It's okay It's okay. That's all I can say It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault Who did this to you? I just yeah, I mean better than empire. Oh my It's hard enough to argue that it's not well written arguing that I I think they're just too far gone Um Dankular on e-fap. Yes dank go on stitch and adam Maybe he will Um if mr. Thought Referring to thought theater, I think was to make a video on tasm 2 as he's gone through the film and believes you can Count your claims. Would you cover it with him? Well, we had the they had the first debate where we pretty thoroughly went through a decent amount of it at least um I don't believe he has good counters to our points, especially after that I don't believe you can make good counters to electro first of all That's just fucked electro's power levels and the way they defeat him is all fucked Which isn't small for any movie by the way Our antagonists just none of it functions And i'm still not willing to to like concede that his motivation is strong in any way shape or form like It goes it's it's max feels hard done by by the system He sees hope in spooderman He thinks spooderman is is attached to the police for no good reason He then once he gets tortured for a while Through means I am not willing to fucking ever understand He's shocked in form like they it's fucking through it And then he jumps to I want I want a world without mercy I want people to understand what it's like to not have spider-man and so i'm gonna turn the power off Whoa, what is that? I'm gonna go All right. Well, he's gone um So, yeah, uh, electro is like non-functional Uh, so if like already like without addressing all the other things I feel like Hasm 2 is is is broken um And we think the first one's worse Yes, uh I'm already forgetting the main problems with it, but uh, I kept notes if ever it's relevant, but tazam 1 is even worse Which is that's our hot take by the way rags I guess yeah, all I hear about is how terrible the second one is But I legit think the first one is worse in terms of its plot and everything Yeah, fuck all makes any sense in tazam 1 Oh, wow, he died quick. That was a boss Someone said what difficulty I got it on pretty sure there's no difficulty choice in this So, um, yeah, hopefully I won't have too much trouble So, um, as for whether or not we would cover his video I can't confirm either way. I don't know that I really want to talk more about tazam 1 and 2. They're really bad Uh, hope theaters somehow survive the theatrical experience can never be recreated at home It makes me sad that one of brothers is doing it though. I get it It doesn't make me sad. I'm happy that there are two options Um, yeah, I don't want to see the death of theater. I'm glad there's a second option As for you cannot create it at home I'm sure you probably get damn close. I mean, yeah, like so forgiving Extreme examples like a billionaire literally creating a fucking theater in his house. Um Having like a surround sound system and a 4k tv that's like a hundred inch or some shit Like you can you can you know like and then and then further down the line I don't know because to say that you can't recreate it to imply that there's like some major thing You're going to miss out on the cinema also comes with drawbacks just saying Other people other people Other people just draw back for life as other people. Yeah people ruin life But every year it gets it gets easier and more affordable for you to make a home theater system Like this kind of technology we already have doesn't get more expensive It just becomes more affordable over time as technology does And then so Yeah, and and and then of course, um You cannot Undermine the value of the the choice of like new movie comes out We can all go see it in a theater or If say for example, I know this is a crazy thing But what if you have a friend in Germany one in america and one in australia And you all want to go see this film because it's just come out and you have to wait months To to watch it because you can't go see it together And you also maybe don't want to go to the cinema for whatever reason Well, that'll never happen. Um, yeah Then it coming out and streaming at the same time means that that selection of people Can can watch it being on the conversation and they could do it all together That'd be pretty neat and it's like yeah, but that'll cause the death of cinema It's like it'll cause the shrinkage of cinema and I mean Maybe cinema will will head toward its its place where it's gonna be now Yeah, maybe it should find it. Maybe it should settle into the natural size for itself This uh, this kind of does feel like the I think it was a debate in new york Where they wanted to keep move around because it would you know, completely cannibalize the taxi market To which my immediate thing is if it's gonna do that already, maybe it should like yeah, maybe it should happen Maybe it should maybe taxes are an archaic model. Yeah, it's super market, right? Yeah Like don't release the oven. It'll fuck the The stone oven market and like if if you're really good if you've got all this taxi experience And random people can take over your job You probably were a shit taxi Like if just some random dude can do your job better than you can and that was specifically your job to be a taxi driver I don't know. Maybe your job just doesn't need to exist Maybe there's no point in it existing Another thing I don't want them to go. I want people who want them to be able to get them But uh the idea that they're gonna shrink in size. It's just like I guess that's inevitable The market needs the supply and demand right if like if you're not enough people want to do it The last thing we want to do is like start petitioning people to start going to the cinemas to make them survive It's like well, I'll be artificial. Just just let it be the way it is I like the cinema. I just don't um always want to so for example wonder woman coming out on streaming Is awesome because I'll probably check it out if it was wasn't doing that I don't know that I would have gone to the cinema for that movie. I just I don't think so No I don't want to because I have I would have to like I know part of the experience is also kind of part of what some people like about it But yeah, if I just want to see a movie You know 90 minute 100 minute movie I gotta get dressed Go out Get into the car drive there Get in line get a ticket and then i'm there and I and my brain wants to spend even more Wait, let me before someone fucking straw man's you um, obviously rags isn't saying it's hard to get dressed He's just comparing it to watching it on streaming Yeah, this isn't the amazing spider-man 2 where it's difficult to get dressed or undressed. Okay So but yeah, it's like sometimes maybe I just don't want to Put on shoes and socks and clothes and not that I normally do anyway because I'm a dog But I mean theoretically why would I want to go through all that? Especially if it's like winter or something like that and it's just like cold as balls outside Or if it's raining or something like that and you just all want to put on the jacket coat and go outside When it's all nasty and shitty and then you go in and maybe it's like part like the theater I'd normally go to was in a mall So you'd go in you'd park some place and it would never be close You'd have to walk in there and then you go inside and then you have to get in line to get a ticket And then the ticket's like 10 11 12 bucks like fucking hell That's a lot of money for not 100 minutes of entertainment. Geez And then if you want something to eat well that popcorn that you just bought that's another fucking six bucks or whatever Geez are fleecing you Then you finally go and you get to the thing and you go inside and you sit down and you find a seat Hopefully it's a good seat. Mm-hmm, right. Hopefully you get lucky and you get a good seat Yeah, that applies to whether or not you book ahead of time a seat because the seat might not be available Yeah, and Then this is where this is where we start to really gamble, right? Is how many people are in the theater the closer the number is to zero the better? Uh, so I depends on luck if it's busy Then you're probably just gonna have people munching on their fucking food Dude chatting and being on the phones and kid whining in recent times We're cinemas sell like fucking hot meals to take in And they stink up the whole it's like what the hell are you doing? And and you see people I gotta have my burger and my my fries and I gotta have my chicken And they come in with like a fucking they need like I don't know like a retractable table And then they set it all and you're just like why why did you go to a restaurant first? Please And then and then you're like all right, I'm ready for my movie. Well, guess what asshole that might be the case However, you got to sit through 20 minutes of ads For films that you're probably not interested in at all and in the ads are all shit anyway Especially if they're comedies all the comedy ads are fucking core shit Uh, and then you got to sit through the ads for non-movie stuff Ads for comedy Theater maybe you should buy our app to purchase this and get our rewards club so that you can popcorn I'm arena munios or whatever and blah blah blah blah blah And it's like, okay And then the and then the theater finally starts then the movie finally fucking starts And maybe if you're lucky You're get through the whole fucking maybe maybe the movie isn't oh, I wasn't even doing that But that's also a part of it But first off maybe the movie isn't terrible and if the movie is terrible then you have all of that misery plus your poor But this is also assuming That all the other people in the theater are just well behaved Okay, and then after the movie's done and this is doubly worse if you hate it because you're just going to stew You got to walk out. It's going to be dark now Uh, you go out to your car. You get it. You go into the car. You drive home and now you're back and like it's like what a Can you see why people don't want to do that To go see a movie like I get it. I get why you'd want to go out and do stuff You know, but like to go see a movie like remember this is why I'd never go see a movie alone I always they have to be a social thing rag as an advocate for the destruction of theaters just the Hey, it's cool that we have the option now and it's like you shouldn't resist that. I don't think It's weird that people are on Twitter, you know like oh man one the woman deserves to be in theaters. It's like what Okay Well, I can see people making that argument for um god zillering versus kong. It'd be like that's supposed to be in Something like that. I see people say that for black widow as well like oh her first You know her movie shouldn't be on disney plus as if it's like inferior that it's released to streaming Like what a weird backward mindset That's it. Um Let's see, uh I'm trying to make it run better by the way. It's sad. It's sad that with covet keeping you home What rags is describing sounds nice. No, no, no, no, you're just fucking desperate Is what's happening. You're like man all that shit you describe. It's terrible. That sounds so good. That's because you're desperate Well, so yeah, there are a lot of people. This is what I mean It's this there's the choice elements. So there's people out there who like I hate being at home I like watching my movies in a theater. I should be like, okay. Yeah, go for it I'm just saying that the idea that a whole bunch of releasing on streaming Is just neat because I have a preference for that with a lot of movies that I want to see I don't really want to go to the theater to watch certain movies For example I can guarantee you if you like I'm just looking at my room right now. It's a pretty big Living room I have I have like space above my desk to put on a big screen which I will do in the future There's a couch behind me if I have the opportunity to watch the new movies on this screen on my couch with my food That I don't need to pay 15 million euros for I'm gonna stay on my fucking couch Oh, and and let's remember let's say you go to that theater You've got your sodie pop and your poopy corn Right and your munchin and slurping and all that good stuff If you have to pee which you will Uh, well they ain't pausing the movie for you Mm-hmm. So I mean tough shit. You got to find a time to go pee Um, whereas at home you can pause whenever you want take as many bathroom breaks as you want You can have whatever you want. You could you could cook for yourself a proper meal And then eat that as you watch it or you can have any choice of beverages Which will be guaranteed far far far less expensive than what you can buy at the theater Metal humble brain, but it's room again one. I never bragged about my room before Two I would say the same thing is this room was half the size you can have Places with big living rooms one room being big is not like okay Yeah, that's all I could just say to my friends like yo you come over to my place and we can just watch it here We don't need to sit enough Me sitting at my desk is way more room than I get With my one chair at the movie theater. Oh, yeah being a tall person in cramped fucking seats When you go to the cinema Yeah, I like the person as well, so it's just in the Someone said If someone said I could have watched endgame on streaming and I didn't have to go to the cinema That's one example would be like I I'd like to go to the cinema for endgame I think that'll be And then I'd like to do and that's all I mean it's the choice if I had a friend who was like I fucking hate cinemas I don't even have legs. I don't want to go to the cinema and I'd be like, okay Uh, I hope you and someone says endgame is coming to streaming. I wouldn't react like oh, no It's gonna make it so that less people go to cinema won't make as much money on the box office specifically Oh, no, and let's say that you fucking love movies Be happy for less crowded theaters. Oh, yeah, that's actually a really good argument that I think I've seen high top make funnily enough Um, and I can't remember who else it was But the idea being people who really want the experience of theaters are now going to be the only people left going to theaters So that's a good thing because they're probably not gonna be people out of my yeah And I I don't the theaters are not going to die some will right some will that just can't They just won't be able to support it. But that's just that's just nature I don't think that the desire for going to movie theaters specifically for the movie experience there is going to die Someone mentioned in a super chat that um, they might go the way at least towards what the current state is for uh Theater productions like plays and stuff. It's like they're still around They're just a neat. Yeah, like plays are a very I don't think plays are gonna go away Like it offers something that's very unique that other forms of entertainment just don't give And that's the same for theaters and I'll be glad to go to if if the one in my area Like stops and the only way I can get to one now would be like a Let's say let's say someone absurd like a three hour drive That would probably put me in a position where I'd be like, okay If I've got the option i'm probably not going to take it as much anymore But I mean still my choice And it's just like why does it why does the theater have more right to exist than any other thing that could be there It's because you're used to it. Yeah, I think so just like taxis We've just been around so we have more of a right to exist And I understand the the the the thing people think about and what might be lost, but it's just like The times are changing folks. I don't know what to tell you Coming from people who have seen a bazillion movies and theaters by the way There's a lot of movies and theaters and I don't I don't even know if I'll taste a hot right now I don't know if they're hot, but it doesn't matter because it's true. So there I for one You know what eFap fans you should be happy that you'll be getting us reacting to Wonder Woman 1984 Fucking straight away. You don't have to wait for that one Like when when the rise of Skywalker was coming out like we had to I had to play in like a month in advance the day I was going I had to buy tickets in advance I had to get the seat that I got was the seat that I got. I had to sit I had to sit in the fucking theater full of people He were just I mean they weren't exactly enamored by the film but Is I don't I don't want to do that again Yeah, I don't want to have to book tickets a month in advance for movie. 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Oh, wait no crabs. Uh, anyways, it's been fun. All right catch more fish in the crabs later. See you around frungledungle Yeah Nerd Holy crap, how did I not recognize the trap daddy king himself the keeper of pringles slayer of boosie Count dankula. It's gonna be a good show. I think so I think it was a good one. Dankula was a fun man I'm always everyone you guests enjoy themselves That's the best time He stayed for two whole games champed up. You know, he was having fun He was Uh Good luck with this one. I've seen it already. It's not the worst thing even for him, but it's not good either Have a nice weekend afterwards It was pretty bad I think it was pretty bad. It was like one point. Yeah, I think we were okay with I remember The awin one was like 50 50 And that's about it Why do I why don't I think about it 2013? I might have even seen that video back in a day and I just don't remember it I'm so sorry What do you think of mysterious In far from home? I guess they mean mysterious um I think that he's uh pretty well motivated um I like that he's jealous of iron man having taken His technology and made something of his own with it and like in a deranged fashion Decided that he wants to try and take iron man's position in the world and using his skills as well as those of people who have also kind of been scorned by uh You know different things that have happened in the mcu kind of works, but I like the exposition in that scene Is a little awkward the dialogue they use Oh, where am I going? Uh And I like him. I really like his um, oh shit. I have to do it all over again. Damn The all the scenes where he's like battling peter with the um The mind fuckery were pretty good um But there are problems in far from home undeniably Mysterious not as good as vulture Yeah, vulture's great Now I like jake jake jake jil jil jil and whole though. He's fuck great jiggle balls That is what he prefers to go by By the way, I I checked out the hell diver a tutorial mission at least uh, I couldn't totally see that being fun co-op Oh, yeah, it's really good co-op Yeah, uh, I read I interesting mechanic with the with those drop-ins that you can do the gd do you Yeah, yeah, you ASD buttons with the control. I've never seen that before. That's pretty cool. Yes, I think it works pretty well It really rewards good muscle memory if you yeah, yeah Muskela memory of all morning not playing it at all because I guess I want to just keep it fresh until we play it Maybe I mean yeah, I'll look into it. We got to figure out more if have gaming things as time goes on, right? Yeah, so they'd be good Yes, can't wait to watch you destroy this video. I hope you guys would cover it. God bless you guys at EFAP. Oh, it's noice Thank you Well your critiques are rich and I have never been more astute with the power of objectivity. Oh my god My critiques are finally not poor Gotta say it all epically I am a child Cloud oh It's a lot of cum. Mm-hmm You guys want to go play in the snore? As you can see EFAP has been snowed upon for this very occasion It's ongoing which by the way Omega and Axel if you guys are listening fucking great work Love absolutely the Crembo Look for EFAP. I hope you guys in chat like it, too Why is it Crembo this year by the way? I don't fucking I Just accepted it because that's a funny word when I was like, why is that when did that very good? Very that's very good. Look. Yeah. I approve The Crembo man part man's a good touch. Oh, yeah, the little bouncing spot is awesome These these fun little memos. They know what's up, you know, I'm nice Well, oh wait you guys Grandma got ruined by rags. He was coming all over here Christmas Eve. You might even say there's no such thing as that dog Oh But as for me and grandma we believe hi raggleton gene forever. Hello also table gene forever that war still rages on Bonjour Oh, bonjour Hello commandant metallic Oh, hello Fringy a guru a deaf in the same mom Don't know what I mean. I'm sure he'd say nor Jamel a decor De Noelle mollure to the valet gardé plus Suvant completely agreed There's just no way Well, of course Racism is the only way my son My controversial way Have you massive seen the new video from CV looks like he's pulling a shinobi got into a debate with one of his friends And they think that insults are the same as death threats Okay, so they're not People are really stupid. Yeah, if I call you stupid, it's the same Then I was saying I will tell you to put a bing bang in your bum bum. Oh No, that's that's sexual. Don't point it. Can I me? Stop it boogie. No, stop it. Stop now a Christmas themed eFap. It's like all my halloween's have come at once Can Halloween come? What does that mean? Definitely? Is it black and orange? They come pumpkin spice. Oh Yes, Merry Christmas you bundles of sticks are you to know you Collecting vids for the holiday best not named so I can make farm Family watch them need mollus reaction to the last of us bow chica. Wow. Wow scene will make a nice gem. Oh You're gonna show them my reaction to that in fairness. I wouldn't want it to be understated that Pippo was really the hero of that scene save Pippo Unchained Just sold out a lot of rings TV series or What about people? I was about to make a joke saying they've never seen the people on the horse before I Have people ha people ha is definitely one that was all Hey, Paul Just saw that a Lord of the Rings TV series is in the making and my first thought was dear Lord Why that's been in the making for a while once it arrives you bet we'll be covering it And to do to be doing stuff like that after the 4k announcement and release that gosh There's there they have no shame Hmm Let's see how many points cinematic venom copied from Doug. I already I'm already afraid also. Hello, Raggleton. Oh Hi there Okay, I would have to get someone else to confirm how much he did or didn't copy because to be honest with you I can't remember outside of Frodo and Sam a gay He definitely got inspired from that video Um Daddy dankie has graced us this evening. We are truly blessed. Oh, it's so true This podcast is officially dank Can you objectively criticize food totally Like yes, there's so much to food. This is the thing. I'm not the person to ask about this But like I know the difference like we're the extreme temperatures would be Easy to sort of quantify right like whether or not they're until frozen and The status would relate to added add ability which can be quantified. I'd imagine But again, not it not a sheaf as they're called I think Gordon Ramsay would probably have a lot to say on this Ramsey Ramzon But obviously whether or not you like the taste not much you can do with that one This is already infinitely more interesting than the nostalgia critic We had what was it like an hour and 20 minutes of intro this time around? Yes What we do Very nice indeed. I'll take Lord the Rings is good, but it's boring. That's not it. That's nothing It's just There's always someone who finds the thing boring. That's just you know what that's boring Dank on eFap just became officially based and you have made me one happy crusader Axis thanks you for this gift that accent makes me miss my home We've been trying to get thank you there on for a while He'd been asked if he'd come on eFap before and he was like okay with it But I think he like didn't even know if it was a thing He thought it might have been like nonsense like come on eFap. It's like very funny Even though this is like what even is the joke there? But uh, yeah, and if he's up for it, we'll totally have him back some day I'm gonna one for a gaming one. Oh, yeah, that'd be good Dank on eFap. My body is ready Hopefully your body survived Thank you. Are you absolute mad lad good to catch you guys live for once painting up some Astartes listening to lovely lads high rags Oh, hi Paint them well Oh, this is meant for weekend warrior fuck mary kill or rank Gura coronae And pika also high rags I guess we'll never know Guarantee you that I guarantee you those are vtubers Oh, they probably are. Yeah, what what is it? Gura? I'll post it for you rags. We'll have to supplement weekend warrior Gura Gaur Gura virtual youtuber It looks like a shark and some chicken a shark hoodie I'll find it. Yeah, that's all Next is corona Vtuber I guess Images Way better than the shark one because of weekend warrior retweeting all the stuff they do It's just my type line all the time Oh, uh coronae is the definitely the most attractive definitely coronae in fact, it's not even close It's actually kind of kind of obvious. It's definitely coronae. All right Oh, wait, you have to fuck mary kill Oh, uh fuck coronae mary Wouldn't you want to marry coronae? Well, I assume like here's the thing if you marry him. I assume it's like a lot of fucking Right Because if that's the case, I'll fuck pika the ones and then discard her for eternity And then I'll just marry coronae And I don't know get her whatever she likes. She looks like she's the fun type and then fucking kill the Gura shark one All right Is it because she's a dog rags? That is something that I noticed after I determined she's the most attractive But I did notice that that is I that is legitimately a coincidence But it certainly helps She's like a dog girl Like one is a shark girl one's a dog girl and the third one's Just blonde I guess Blonde girls She looks like um Yeah, she just looks like a chick Glad to see the count show up. Thanks for getting me through the rest of my work day. Merry Christmas. You massives and mad lads also high rags Oh, hello Hey guys, just want to say I'm a big fan of nostalgia critic as I am of you awesome dude So whatever you say still love you all stay awesome guys Oh, yeah, you bet. I'm uh Glad she like uh You know, I'm sure there's things nostalgia critic says that are either interesting or entertaining, right? Absolutely, there's he had to get to where he is somehow Yeah Uh mercury nimbus massives, please define these terms for future reference Objective good bad logic logical convenient contrived plot hole and sundae I mean I don't know if we're gonna be able to go through all of them. Let's not I don't know if that's reasonable I'm not detecting any commentary from anyone else on this topic So well, are we we can go through the list really quick? Um, if you want are we looking to find with going through the list like our understanding of these words, I suppose Uh, so what's first this is objective Uh, doesn't have to do with opinions or biases That's removed from those things Are not relating to those things People will take issue with that because of objective opinion, right? Not influenced by personal feelings or opinions and considering and representing facts. There you go Yeah, just all biases have an objective opinion Yeah, like if someone shows you two plus two is four It's your objective opinion that two plus two equals four. It's it doesn't matter how you feel about it Or what your opinions are on it. It's something that's been demonstrated to you objectively And so it's an opinion that's not based on your personal preferences Next one is well, so good and bad Uh, how something relates to a certain standard is generally how we're going to use it in describing things unless we're talking about morality In which case does it does it even but even then that appears to you know, it's yeah, it's even the same thing So some of these bad Yeah, the broadest definition is Good would refer to a high achieving of the standard and bad is just lower achieving of the standards It's the broadest fucking way. But as mentioned morality is the most common usage for good and bad, I think But yes all kinds of ones because like it as opposed to like wellness like people say, you know, how are you and they're like, I'm good is like Well, I mean you're well But generally your people are probably not asking about your moral state when they ask in the same way that like You're hammering a nail and they're like, oh, don't use that hammer. It's not it's not a good hammer You're like not a morally good hammer. Like that's not what I mean It's um Yeah, and you usually can tell from the context of the sentence what people are saying But sometimes you have to clarify and that is fine Next is logic logic logic, um Logic would be like How would I define logic? Um Let me see A proper or reasonable way of thinking of something Unless which is how most people do it unless we're talking about like the science of logic that deals with rules and processes But even then that's still related to the first thing Then logical Logic, I mean Of are relating to logic. I yeah, I mean, I just I Um Then convenient Which is just Like a something something circumstantial that happens for the benefit of something Yeah, and it's like going to be in the context of luck almost every time is what we talk about Yeah, like a a convenience means that it is a a coincidence that essentially works in your favor Happens to work in your favor inconvenience to be Uh, one that's out of favor and then like a neutral one that's just an event occurs that is now going to um I don't even know i'm trying to think of what is like a neutral unlikely thing to happen A neutral unlikely thing to happen like in stories when Something happens, but you can't call it convenient or inconvenient to the character. It's just gonna be It's now presented appears to be chance-based. That is just acceptable. Well, like to a degree, uh, vulture being Uh, Liz's dad in homecoming isn't convenient or inconvenient to anything necessarily Like it's inconvenient. There's a stressful car ride for for spider-man But it ultimately really doesn't do anything for anybody in any way because all it does is remind him of of The choice he's making between his life as peter and his life as ruderman compare that to You know, you're about to die and then Uh, like I don't know at some point in some way a gun fell on the floor You can now use that to kill the person who's about to kill you. It's like wow Um or just like people I've been a lot of coincidences are things not happening Like characters who both live in a city not happening to bump into each other Like it makes sense that they wouldn't it's likely that they wouldn't Which is why we don't mention it when it plays out that way that you would just randomly bump and that's what we call Out the opposite. It just so happens that these two people Just sort of happened to bump into each other at this time in this place people's incoincidence Like yeah, I guess that is what I'm talking about because all of them come into the umbrella term of coincidence But then it's like is this coincidence convenient to a particular character Sorry, I think I'm I'm I'm missing Forests for trees or trees for forest with that conversation for that. Yeah, that should be clear Uh contrived It's just something that doesn't come across as anything but artificial really Yeah, essentially an artificial convenience constructed for generally for the furtherment of the plot Yeah, because typically these are in relation very very unlikely for it to happen Like the beginning of a new hope is contrived And we're just assuming these are relating to writing at this point rather than just general definitions Because of course you can just look on google for a lot of these Um plot hole so Oh and inconsistency in the broadest way an impossibility this shouldn't happen Yeah, I would I would separate that into two categories as implicit and explicit um Where I would which is really they're both the same thing But slightly different if that's a good way of phrasing it. Do you want to give examples of? An example of an implicit plot hole, I'd probably say would be like the hyperspace kamikaze in tlj Right. It makes absolutely we It's it's an implicit plot hole because the reasons we give are obviously if that's something that you can do Everybody would be doing it all the time It would create huge issues for the world if people could do it all the time But it happens So apparently it is possible and an explanation is either that explicitly contradict anything However, based on the information that we have about star wars We are led to reasonably believe that that is not a valid tactic Uh, except it's just introduced here because it's still a huge problem, but it's implicitly so It's like is it impossible that she's the first person who came up with it. It's like, I mean essentially yes like it's not Because that's the argument right uh For a lot of people but like she's the first person to think of it. You're like, I Yeah, which is not true at all. There's no way. Um, not possible Uh, yeah, you're that that would be like that would be an occam sledgehammer Which is something I want to start out. It's a phrase I want to use more Just the opposite of occam's razor where you have to try and come up with the most ridiculous explanation that creates the most Amount of assumptions possible in order to try and explain something in a movie as a defense. Yeah Tm occam's ledge hammer But like an explicit plot hole would be like a breaking of the laws of like logic Or reason in order to have something happen. Do you mean like this kind of six bullets you fire five and they're all gone Um It would be like I would say that most plot holes are probably implicit ones um Probably if i'm just guessing off the top of your head an explicit plot hole Yeah, that would be an explicit plot hole Because it's basically saying that a thing can just randomly stop existing due to editing In a universe like there's their uh, or a um When when ysma and krunk arrive at the palace before kuzco and pacha Right and they just they by all accounts. It doesn't make sense. Like that's an explicit plot hole Yeah, and this isn't something I've thought about much maybe if there's a better way to Phrase it. Let me know because this this is an idea. I have not thought about too much. It's still in its relative infancy But I think even though they're both bad and you should never do both They're just a just a categorization thing another example. I supposed to be we point out that, uh fin Has information and then doesn't have information or rather he doesn't and then does in the beginning of tlj and uh The it's not an you could call it. It's not an explicit plot hole because he his memory failed him Yeah, it could have been that he just happened to have forgotten that against all reason Uh, so that would be an implicit plot hole still an extreme Yeah, and one's not even I wouldn't even say like ones necessarily were I guess an explicit one is technically worse But it's just such as it's a distinction without a difference essentially at that point Um, but that might be one way to think about it and I would say most plot holes are probably implicit Uh, because we look at them when we go that doesn't make sense And then we reference prior events in order to establish that Even though they're not might not necessarily be explicit or the way that we gained that information might not necessarily be solid Like if if something contradicts like the title crawl Right, I'd say that's explicit because that's out of universe information. That's established as fact Um, a fact of that universe Um, someone asked for the fobs ruin the star wars movies. How are we judging that? well Based on what the capabilities of the fobs are and the problems that they would Cause in the other movies if they were actually used and the fact that they aren't used Because they they didn't exist until Mandalorian made them up And it's not technology that you want to just introduce into a universe like that Especially when you treat it so cheaply to the point where so far in season two of Mandalorian We haven't ever seen them be referenced or used like they dare I say it probably wisely Just fucking just shut the fuck up about them. They didn't mention them ever again in the hopes that people would forget Because every time you're and this is a suit and I'm This is assuming you have to be tack Captured and like tagged to have these things lock on to your bio rhythmic signature But I want to highlight the amount of times people are captured in star wars like that would create an Yeah, they have their signatures Leia would be one of the greatest examples of the empire being fucking stupid if they have Leia They can get her signature She's never going to be able to get anyone near the rebels ever again without endangering them And we have to pretend that that's not a thing either with ho Yeah, you would get an early warning detection system whenever anyone you tagged Comes close to anyone of the trackers. It's something they would absolutely use. It's an insanely useful tool And there doesn't seem to be any way to undo them Because they never mentioned they in the season first season of Mandalorian They never even suggest the idea of getting rid and I'm pretty sure You know a conversation with shad he was hoping that they would explain how they make sense in season two When the prediction rags made at the beginning of our watch of season two was they're going to completely fucking ignore them And they have from what I understand in the first five and possibly six episodes. So Yeah, good job guys. You wrote something to make something easier for yourselves You didn't think of the implications and you didn't have any creativity to be able to make it So that it was actually easy for you to just make a fucking competent bounty hunter And now look where we are you have to forget they exist So someone said because each one's affected differently the movies from no real change like a new hope To completely destroyed and revenge of the citizen sequels So they're all kind of tied together if you have leia getting captured in uh New hope Then she's tagged she's now tagged for life The empire can always find her You can never get away All you got to do is as we know we've established this that the empire can send out probe droids to all the planets You can never get away You could never hide one beep and it's done and they know where you are um Mando says that establishes the issue. I've got this in our edit um So that people can see it and you know what this will be nice So I can be on record before it goes live as countering this potential stupid counter argument so Mando is operating as though fobs don't even exist anymore Even though in season one he says to caradoon that they're never going to stop until he kills the imp But we find out that the imp works for another guy who is desperate for a Baby Yoda, which means I don't I don't know why killing the client would I'm willing to accept that if Mando is convinced that the imp is the only it's like the top of the chain and that once you get rid of him I don't know why he'd think that but if he thinks he's the top of the chain He's the only one who's interested in baby Yoda and getting rid of him means baby Yoda's safe It's like if he believes that what it doesn't even I agree with you that's dumb, but He knows from the imp getting killed for no reason by um What's his name? Moff Gideon? Moff Gideon, yeah The Moff Gideon's interested in baby Yoda, which means not killing him All his bosses all the people connected and tied to all of it like the the remnant of the empire whatever that means You're still in serious danger But he just doesn't seem to give a fuck Because the empire is not gone They're willing to yeah the empire is clearly gone. They seem to be getting stronger as we go along Like the empire is clearly not gone. They've got secret bases all over the place and Access to tie fighters and all sorts of stuff and vanish ranks. They're making clones and troopers Pristine trooper armor. That's not old and shit Yeah All just really nice and dandy and really keen stated they were created in a timeline so For that question the first time we see them is in the Mandalorian And it is not presented as new technology. It's just this is just this is accepted tech Right, remember the first time we see the um carbon freezing chamber used on a person Lando is specifically like oh, we've never used this before on a human is like Right, but everyone knows what tracking fobs are karadun knows what they are They're used as like identifiers of oh, I saw you had a tracking fob I assumed you were with the guild like even people outside of the guild knows what these things are Like these this is apparently information that people are privy to it ain't new It ain't if it ain't new that in as extremely useful as they are the idea that like Organizations wouldn't use them to track down people Especially as prisoners being new by the way not that anyone's gonna care about this But they still fuck with the sequel trilogy completely as well because of ray getting captured. Oh, yeah And remember if you like think about this from the perspective of like soldiers in a war if you're prisoners You can never exchange prisoners now Because that prisoner you can never have a prisoner exchange now because you'll know that there's the chance that some of those prisoners That you've been getting back they're tagged Which means they can never go to your bases because they're always going to be findable You can never use them for ambushes They always know when you're coming like it's just don't do it We already had a little bit of this early warning detection system That made sense in the form of when ships leave hyperspace too close to something You get a little bit of an early warning. We see this both in rogue one and in uh empire um So that's not a bad rule to have that's a pretty that's a pretty good rule to have If you jump out of hyperspace too close to something They will know that you're coming And they'll have some preparation which gets rid of one of the issues that you could have with hyperspacing Which is just why don't you just arm your cannons Instantly jump next to somebody unleash all of your guns on them and then just blip away Right, you need to have some limits and some rules on things so that your fights aren't just fucking lame And if you're gonna go down that avenue then it needs to be the tool around which space battles are Like built around like the whole what was it? Um like wing commander We're at the end they Like the whole idea is you can't communicate through portals but portals are the best way to travel So if you know that enemies are coming through portals you destroy them one by one as they come through And they can't radio backwards to let everyone know that it's a trap, right? I Is wing commander game I think it's I think it was like a movie or something like that. Maybe someone in chat can I'm pretty sure wing commander was like a really old game because I think it's a game But I also don't know the movie based around yeah, it's both 1999 Wing commander Because I think the whole thing like the ending of that was like they found out that the alien faction Was going to come through a certain point portal wise And why that was really guarded like a military secret or something because obviously the enemy knows where you're about to jump through And they set up an ambushed your fleet is just fucked and I guess to cap this off Because we we just saw it but the end of episode five Mandalorian they established that they've now got a tracker on Mando ship, which is fucking hilarious because they already have a way to track him Yeah, it's completely like this is evidence that they have completely forgotten about the fobs Like I don't even know I'm what like how you defend that like what what what do you even make up at that point? They all collectively forgot what fobs are The dna of yoda has changed so it doesn't fucking work that way anymore. I don't know what you argue Yeah, this is not this is not you got to be really careful when you add tech Have a certain usefulness to your Uh series for instance like an episode three of the first season when they just Casually establish that mando scope can both see and hear through walls And he never uses that ever again Like wow, holy shit Despite being someone who regularly moves around corners and immediately starts shooting stormtroopers because that's one of the most common things They know how to do in that show yeah One of the hyperspace travelers that is way to travel can't be used for position jumps but Just it's just it's just like basic sci-fi writing 101 And it's the same thing with fantasy stuff when it comes to if you're world building a fantasy world or you're world building a sci-fi world Be careful the spells you put in and the technology you put in Because if you write something that's too good then everyone should be abusing and if not then you got to come up with a reason for it Because you don't want to make everyone in your universe look like a bunch of idiots Because oh omitting that people do things can make them look like idiots based on the information you have Or they have a they should have available to them But they don't act on mandalorian season two episode one where we're all yelling at the screen that they're not doing the most obvious thing And then they do it right at the end Well like the tasm two thing where it's like you guys's suggestions, you know a scientist might not do the logical thing No offense to the people making these kinds of arguments. I just mean that uh, if rags and I can come up with them And a scientist can't I have concerns Yeah, I mean because we came up with these things like instantly And like mando not being able to come up with put bombs on a banter and feed it like oh Oh, I just I feel like I my My expectations for someone trained as an elite mandalorian warrior since childhood are A little higher than the average bear So I saw some people discussing this in the disco They were like I hope they have an episode where boba fat can teach mando some things It's like mando's really fucking he's not young Mando shouldn't have like obviously you never stop learning But I feel like mando should be kind of at his plateau Yeah He has been trained so much to do this that he's sort of at that area where he doesn't progress much at this Point if he's going to be trained in something it's not going to be mandalorian ing like he's that's his whole life He'll be teaching other people how to do it, which by the way that could be fun Who knows? Um, oh the last one was sundae sunda s-u-n-d-e-r sunda Sunda, oh it's a tear To rip apart. Yes, sir. I don't know why they'd be asking that in relation to those other ones, but S-u-n-d-e-r, that's what it says. There's no yeah, it means like to to rip something or part or to split it apart Like if you if you sundar armor you you you put a huge gash in it or you tear it apart hence the phrase tear a sunda There was a level in dragon age origins called mage's a sundar I think it was a level of the fade and I will do the obligatory Fuck the fade and the first dragon age origins first mod I ever installed for a game was skip the fave mod I love dragon age origins to death But fuck the fade Um, and yeah, that's it from all righty Primba's theme looks professional as hell. It's great to see daddy dank on e-fap also high rex Hello. Yeah, man. Uh, really happy with how these the halloween and christmas ones turned out And of course e-fap 100 looked awesome as well Absolutely, we're very impressed very happy Uh, this just says no Plastic this is how you're doing. I'm doing all right I'm frustrated that metro is not running as well as I'd like it to I'm gonna have to try a different back end and once I find a safe spot, but I might not carry on with this game if it it runs like this the whole time because there are There are parts where I'm gonna have to actually be able to function properly and if I can't do it Uh, how do we find though? I remember playing it Without any issues at least first one. The second one was the one that gave me issues. You know, emulators are Down to a little different pc. It can fuck up completely Fair enough, but it does turn into a slide show a little too much and I don't like it But uh, how are you guys doing? I'm doing good. I'm doing well I'm I'm just chillin Like is wrong with you Mel chilling kind of hanging out answering questions going into details about things Yeah, just just just zipping away on my my drank this year How do I tell which way was the opening which is oh, okay good. It's supposed to be 4 a.m. I didn't even notice 3 a.m. Actually 4 a.m. In nazi germany Ah Good to see you on dank since e fappa normies when it comes to anime watch anything new also recommend gundam ibo high q high high q and golden that's how I describe how smart I am. I have high q excellent and I mean we talked about anime a little bit, you know You got you got his hot take out there. He and e r can go on and off of talking about stein's gate, I guess But I've always known it to be one that people recommend for good time travel but I know nothing about it myself hi rags Hi, I saw you once on a stream with steve mccray. How do you know him? And what do you think about the current lawsuit over non sequitur show? Thanks Yeah, um, I need to see how he's doing hop on a stream of his every once in a while, but yeah, we met because I can't even remember how it is that we met But we just hit it off fairly well But I hope that he gets apparently he got screwed over By I gave like I think his name was kyle Apparently he got screwed over out of like rites and everything to the non sequitur show a podcast that they were running I was doing pretty well If I can if I remember correctly So hopefully that is legit something that could be settled because Seems that he really was kind of screwed out of his half of stuff Uh Yeah, hope justice is done and it seems to be that he deserves like money and rights and stuff But I hope he's doing okay. We haven't talked in a while. I hope we can He's a smart man. He's a philosophy. He's a philosophism guy Can't go wrong with philosophisms also high rags Hi Lord Longman of mubeschlington abbey. Would you ever consider doing a youtube audiobook? You velvety voiced massive ps. Hello wags Oh, hello, I think you this person may have sent this before because it sounds familiar, but uh I am on board with the concept. I just spend my time making the the videos and so Uh, I don't know what context it would come up, but of course I did that short read out of something wolf wrote so it's like a Fun side project and it means that you know here and there some things maybe some things maybe not I don't know. No promises is the ultimate thing, but I'm not against it Uh play through hatred since one one one Episode one moment. I guess a solid five out of ten decently challenging survival mode equals good replayability Noir aesthetic can make it hard to target slash navigate has objective target highlight key that you might rely on too much All right, then Um, that's the game that was super controversial, right? Yeah, yeah, everyone made a big stink. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I never played it, but it would be funny if it was good Like and it's just not anything like because I've just always known it. Oh the edgy game about killing everything Uh rags, why you know upload man? Um It's in the works it's in the works and then I got things planned for after that just All kinds of reasons but do not you worry Stuff is on the way. I know it seems like it's Taking forever, but it is a big project and I really want to get it right This is definitely the biggest thing that I've ever worked on You know as long folk it takes sometimes sometimes Mm-hmm What is your reaction to recent discovery that platypus's glow in uv? No, I don't know what you would say Also, Merry Christmas month mohler rags and everyone merry crumbelombus crumbus Metal and dankula equals doodle sack Let's do the zuck excuse me. What does that mean? Doodle sack All right, I got ourselves a doodle sack. Oh no, give me the answers. What is doodle silk? Is that when you suck a dude? Backpipe. Oh All right, I was expecting something else. I'll be nice pipe. No It's Bag of pipe bag. I think the German pronunciation is like bargain pooping, isn't it? No, I just I I just said the word you asked for a word. No pronunciation. I didn't say translation Idiot bargain pooping. No, it's not bargain pooping even though I really wanted to be We all know the correct pronunciation Can you play the bargain pooping? And if you can't why not Sweating heavy in americanism. Oh gene that's table gene as well It's the same person Rags, what do you think of edc in 10 millimeter auto? I don't see why it wouldn't work. It seems a little much, but I don't see why that wouldn't work at all I mean, if you think it works for you if you're comfortable with it man, go for it Get Count Dancular on efat wait a second. Hello. Hello. Oh Hi. Hi. What's up? Check out screen rants lord of the rings pitch meetings Uh, perhaps at some point that's the um The meme with that is like I've seen some of those videos. It's like For really shitty movies with shitty plots the guy will be like we're gonna have this thing happen And then another guy is like, why would you have that happen? That sounds like it doesn't make sense It's like we want it to happen and then they move on like they're pretty funny Where's raw he'd love this guy true Ra would love Dancular As a Jew I find this highly offensive now. I'm just playing Laughman So if I thought it was really funny and the people who found it offensive are dead inside. Oh my god Thoroughly changed in a moment Um funds for a phoniatrics treatment for Dancular I hope he gets the treatment he needs for his phoniatrics Uh dank what are your thoughts on Scottish independence? Probably a big he might have a video on it. I don't know I feel like that's not Other than yes or no, I feel like it's gonna take a while for him to be able to lay out Um, but he might have a video on it. Go have a look see a dank in your opinion Which member of the Nazi party has the most attractive feet? That's funny, uh, but I need to use the load so I'll be back All right Has dank been asked the question yet? He was asked and he chose rimbus mio Rimbol achon That is a dead end game. What are you doing? Asked Dancular about his fetish for cheese singles and feet Cheese singles What a combination Tree singles and feet I mean, I'm tempted, you know don't knock till you try sort of thing, right? I'm gonna do an efab tattoo on myself. You're welcome. Oh my Nelson the gentleman take care. I don't know what you're planning on doing exactly The efab logo it's gonna look strange. I will I will tell you that You're gonna support instead Uh, warm hammer 40k is better than star wars I mean, I'd say that's very likely at this point considering star wars is in the gutter Harry Potter and the mysterious bat soup Voldemort to make this soup He's using it to turn us all into something. He's like, no, I just want to kill you Spreading the bed Spreading dust goof Uh, I actually caught one live happy christmas lads hi rams. Oh hi Yeah, um happy crumbobulus, I think we're gonna be doing that throughout this entire month, which is fine I think we've encouraged the theme on stream, you know Seaward n word equals crossbreed manook also high rags. Oh hi there No, the bad guys are infinitely spawning At least after the freeze stopped for you Yeah, I know right, uh Based christmas chads Yeah, we're very we're very pro christmas on efab as well, you know Yeah, i'm uh, I feel like i'm pro christmas I like me some crumbus I miss molla content. He used to be my favorite mad boy. I mean I still make stuff where I rip into shit Uh semi regularly not only on this podcast but in minis and movies As for me being mad at stuff just you wait Going after the boys Um, and i'm current well this is the thing i'm currently going after mandalorian Uh And as much as we laugh at how dumb it is once we get to like episode seven and eight We're probably gonna have portions at the end of the recordings where I talk about like How this season has been a fucking disaster Because I imagine it's not going to pull it through And we'll probably go over the greater connections and patterns and how whoever's writing it doesn't have a story to tell Rather they have a vehicle that they want to shove star wars shit into Is that kind of the problem when you have like a million different writers and directors for all the episodes? I mean jon favreau seems to be the consistent through line. It's just that he's not writing a story. Okay Yeah, he just uh, he wrote the first he wrote and directed the first four episodes. I believe Or he wrote the first four. I don't think he directed the Yeah, he's um, but he wrote the first four. I think if he had a story to tell you would have told it Well, rather he would be telling it. He's not Yeah, here I start I I see the stuff that apparently Dave Filoni wrote and he's supposed to be the good one and it's shit So, I mean, I don't know credit what credits do He's the one who helmed like almost entirely episode five and is the best of the lot So I find that interesting because I would have probably said Jon favreau is better than Dave Filoni, but Maybe in this context of Mandalorian like I would prefer to have Filoni than favreau. I don't know I mean, yeah, I guess now and now that they've even doubt because I mean even before because if Filoni just wrote Five which was bad But one bad thing isn't as bad as four bad things consecutively. Um, so it still does put him ahead. I think I still would want to Clarify the kind of bad that five was isn't the kind of bad that certainly won three and four were Like it's almost non-stop with the amount of things to comment on that they're getting wrong We're talking about first season. No second season. Um, oh, okay I don't know what Filoni did in season one. Filoni wrote the gun fighter Episode five. I think oh, okay. That was pretty damn bad. So and that one was bad But also Filoni wrote or sorry, but favreau wrote episode four and that's just That is a fucking steaming pile of shit. Hmm. Which one was the worst episodes of tv I've ever seen It's pretty nice that again. It's the one with the that was the village in the city. Oh, yeah, I think That's the second to last episode. I watched I think also chat. Don't worry. I already know that what we say about Mandalorian Is incredibly unpopular with the fandom manage right now. That's fine Yeah, well, they can be wrong because the Mandalorian is a shit tv show. It's fucking trash You'd expect people who really like Star Wars to hate it the most but you know, whatever It's um, but there was a second to last I watched before I picked back up I should clarify because I obviously watched them all Episode four was the one that started to get people to realize that it was really poorly written Yeah But yeah, uh It's not looking good for the Mandalorian overall. I And and so I guess what I was trying to get out there was just that um I imagine these people out there would love a video from me on Mandalorian I should be like I've been doing coverage that I'm not only editing but sorting with like References and with other brains. So um I mean that's available. Uh, well, there's only one right now. There will be another one tomorrow everyone Oh premiering at some point. It'll be episode two's coverage then on Wednesday will be episode three Next saturday will be episode no friday will be episode four because e-fap will be on saturday instead of the reverse um And hopefully I will have edited episode five and six by then too And so we'll catch up and the e-fap lads will finally be Hot off the presses with coverage of new media. Can you can you fucking picture it? I certainly can No worms We're talking about content. Do you guys have anything planned for like christmas at all? So I think What I want to do is pre-record an e-fap for christmas Sure All those people out there who aren't doing anything for christmas because there's gonna be some people Yeah, I ain't gonna be around on christmas No, okay, that's fair because I'm just gonna be chilling In the evenings because I'm mostly only at family stuff and like like the Afternoons and shit. So I'll just meet at home So, yeah, I'll eventually get home probably late in the afternoon. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, because I'll probably just do some some straw much at some point under twatch Nothing else is happening We uh, we're probably gonna try and get two christmas movies Free fat movies one on christmas day and one at some other point. I'm hoping for that But honestly, you never quite know it. We're already at the fifth of december. Jesus christ I know, right? I haven't even recorded any christmas ones yet. All right. Well, yeah, so no, it's just wondering if you guys Want to doing something live, but I guess uh, oh certainly nothing live, but um, might be able to hang out. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's fair. I'm just wondering. We'll probably be back home. I might be tired No, I'll probably I'll probably get home and just crash but yeah, no worries I'll entertain the people it's fine On christmas day, I mean, I'm just gonna be at home in the evening. Anybody who streams on christmas day is a loser I don't make the rules now Streaming the day that wonder woman comes out. What is wrong with you? I've heard it's your favorite movie of all time What's not even out? Wow, I can't believe it. You've already decided. Geez. What a fanboy prejudice, right? Oh, that makes it worse for you I don't know why you bring that up. So just as wrote twitch tv sluge metal commander Sluge Yeah, most stuff for me is on the way. I've just been between and in amongst editors so once I'm able to settle on some a new one I'm after and uh I'm hoping that I won't have to do anything for batwoman except react to it, but I'm the one who's like, uh Currently editing the mandalorian episodes and it is taking time away a little from my main line work But mandalorian's only eight episodes and I've already done four so I'll be back on with the boys the boys script is uh a bit of a monster because there's so much to Figure out how to like so first of all I gotta collect all of the issues and then categorize them And then condense them down and then make a script. It's it's the process. I'll get there I will shit all over the boys Yo, yay A question for shad next time he's on can you objectively prove god's existence? If so, is there any objective evidence of this exist? There's no fucking way that he's gonna be going through no way He doesn't have that like hey shad you want to come out and talk about some media show Also objectively prove that god exists. Can you like objectively prove the existence of god? I feel like that's not a subject that uh, ifa's really in it, but um, I don't think I don't want to Trying to make him do that the shad do any streaming like I don't know if he does well. I haven't seen him stream. I don't think he is unless he has another channel that i'm just not aware of Yeah, I don't know that he does but Uh fringy wise twilight princess objectively bad rip it a new arse. Holy green man Oh, I remember not liking it rip it a new arse whole green man. I read that as rip it a new arse. Holy green man Uh, but you should not give it a new ass. Yeah, that is the one that gets shit on a little bit, right? I uh I never played it so I don't know People in chat. Can you answer that question for that person because I certainly don't know So i'm gonna try a different back end Oh, I love trying new back end me brutal. No So as of last friday, I can confirm that at 30 yards a 30 06 round will leave a tennis ball size exit wound on a deer That's really close 30 yards is close to get to a deer All right. Yeah, I imagine that a big bullet was going to leave a big hole in an animal. Yeah I can believe it Yes Speaking of lord of the rings 12 minute hobbit short 1966 I think this business is a couple times. Yeah, it's 12 minutes in particular. Yeah, definitely I'm with you dan killer cringe makes me want to die All right People who use tiktok need to be roof necklace roof necklace. Oh, no, I think I know what that means, maybe Um, this one says genitalia. What do you guys think? Generally I think I guess not technically generally I guess we take all the genitalia that are out there. That's a good point. Yeah Not a general preference actually Uh, have you guys like a soca in mando? She was dull and uninteresting That she was super cool with her two white light favor. That was super cool. I uh I thought she was pretty meh the storyline was pretty meh. Um Yeah, the premise is soca is freeing some town from Well, I guess that was not necessarily her goal. It was to get information about Thrawn, right? But I guess at the same time she's freeing a town from An evil overlord And Before she assaulted the shit out of it mando happened to turn up She's nice and incidental and he was like Yo, I've been sent Because you're a jedi and you can take care of What is his name gondu gong gongo gongru gondu Little little kid's name is where he was born rogu rion do was born Um grogu grogu, right grogo. Baby yoda is called grogu grongus and he's uh, gonna be trained by a soca But then the soca's like nah, he's filled with emotions can't be doing that Because he's a fucking infant And then they're like, oh help me take the town And then they do because it's really easy because the town's filled with fucking idiots and then that's it Really? I don't know. I don't know what I was supposed to take from that episode that was so interesting I am bored with mando as a character. I am bored With like the plot lines probably just because he never was a character We were just hoping we'd get one and one still hasn't shown up yet. I'm still waiting for a character. Yeah Please protect the child the child is big demon Where I go the kid goes And uh, yeah, I think Because this is this is another thing about like Uh, what phil is bad and it's like I always want to kind of bring it out every time it comes up Phil is not inherently bad. It's just that I think every time you look back on an episode of mando you're like, what have we accomplished? And you get frustrated nothing nothing we went to the thing that someone told us about To know about another thing someone told us about to go to the next episode Don't repeat that It's like like you couldn't like it's the lamest kind of progress Where you came here, but no actually you have to go someplace else. So you don't even like feel like you're making progress Yeah You just learned that you didn't have to do what you did really No, we get the info is like, oh we go back to tattooing. Yay Wow back to tattooing back to the backwater spaceport is apparently where the shit just happens ever all this shit just happens Don't we have to know that it's it's jacu now So, yeah, how do we try to I didn't care and watching her slice people apart with lightsabers is not enough for me to like Some star wars content. That's Yeah Need more than this like the fights in the show are not cool. They are boring Who attacking the people with their lightsabers in the force was probably the most sense of fighters made in Mando the And still not a high bar or anything like I said But their approach to attacking it was pretty retarded either way I don't know. I just I wish it would wish it would better. I wish it were better Haven't caught you have Haven't caught eFap live since 100 mary eFap must Oh It's been sometimes since 100 We're already getting closer and closer to the next fucking The anniversary 13 out of 50 wait a minute Uh fun fact the last time lichtenstein went to war they sent 80 men and came back with 81 because they made a friend along the way Oh What a nice story It's a really great story. I love that story That's great to see dank on eFap, but i'm sad you didn't get armor skeptic back on for this his fury would be most righteous Oh, he would have been welcome to come on We'll load the rings coverage TikTok is for needy millenials who have too much damn time on their hands. No one wants to see a crappy dances Also high wags uwu Hello, and uh Yeah, I mean I definitely feel like a boomer when it comes to tiktok. I'm like stay away from me Disgusting new things exactly Fuck off china I hate change Uh have some house some africa money. Don't spend it all at once. Why thank I grew up in madatee rural scotland I didn't see anyone who wasn't white and christian until my family moved abroad when I was 13 It made axis sad Fair enough Uh, all right. Yeah Hail zack snider We'll see What if he makes a bad movie with the snider cut do we still hail him? What happens then? Some people will Uh mohler, would you rather have a permanently gaped rectum or six testicles? I don't know probably six testicles I guess Yeah, I would definitely go with the six testicles Like I'm worried about a lot of things when it comes to Yeah, that's yeah It'll be annoying to have six testicles I guess but like I'd be able to control it It would just be like, yeah, I just got like, you know I'm like don't judge dank who would be the better waifu and why jeremy colbin or Xi Jinping or Hitler Hitler Yeah, Hitler kind of wins out there surely Anything's better than the communist I think Hitler would have interesting things to say about games It'd be a pretty good game I want his opinions on bio shock and tetris But the new tetrises, you know after his time I've seen all of them I think and I like all of them and unforgiven. I like a hell of a lot. It's my favorite Western really good Yeah, I like the new true grit a bunch and what was the other one? Tombstone Oh, yeah, I like that too. Yeah, they're all Pretty dang awesome movies. I don't know What else to say exactly Like I like them all for different reasons really strong characters at all of them really fun and consistent representations of like Westerns unforgiven being my favorite because it's In a similar way to one punch man, it feels like a really Good cap off to having seen lots of westerns prior to it, especially being the knee stood ones It feels like a movie that could be in continuity with any of the characters he played Which I think is part of the point as well as the point to make some of the film I don't know. I don't know what else to go over, but you know Good shit Maybe we'll do something from forgiving someday. I don't know if that movies would work, but Something Did you see Cosmote Variety Hour release a video on bvs? He got everything wrong and deliberately lying. He's just cinematic venom with better editing Um I don't know if this is from the perspective of someone who thinks man of steel and bvs are good Or if it's from someone who's saying he just got references wrong in general, so Would have to re-watch those movies and then re-watch the video. We'll see your points because I don't know A lot of people out there who say man of steel and bvs are really good That's fringy slyly mentioned earlier. I don't know if you guys caught it But the uh, the ultimate edition does not fix bvs is what he said Can he be trusted? I don't know. What do you think chat? Let's see some reactions Well, he was wrong about bow horse jack guy man cartoon. So clearly he can't be trusted Cosmo took a shot of your commentary and tfa about him in the bf bvs video. I was uh, I was sent that I uh, I saw it He was like Yeah, I'm okay if the change is like better though or better for the context or whatever There's some fucking wishy washy shit that could easily be justified as either way He's just trying to account for the fact that he uses two standards at once Which isn't a surprise. That's that's what cosmonaut does. This is his whole thing I wish you'd stop pretending to use any kind of consistent standard beyond what he enjoys Because there's some things where overall not good fringies, right? That is a real who cares the vcu is all low quality. Well, that answers my question If you didn't mean to it still does Um I think that's way you have to pay a minimum of $14,000 Lished in stein you literally can't steal more out of there. It's too small Oh, that's pretty amusing Even if you try to steal from us, it won't be as much as you paid Also, I think I'm gonna go to sleep because the tires have hit me hard for the last five minutes. So yeah, fair enough It's been a tough five minutes Yeah, I know how Molly throws on and on. I do. It's true. No, he just does not stop. He's such a lip flop I'll tell them about your tizmy stream No, I have tizmy streams. Uh, yeah twitch I streamed there Pretty much every day at the moment, uh, I've been grinding away just at the three thousands Followers over there. That's pretty cool. We as we get singer needs Like you promised. Yay. Are you I dude are you on the memes with my chat? That's what they all say Uh Yeah, we're uh mumblo and I will actually play a bloodborne Uh at some point. Uh, we need to figure that out Still, yeah, I'm not sure when exactly we'll just have to talk about it at some point and then we'll solve it Yeah, we're gonna I don't know quote unquote race it or just Yes, we are definitely going to race it. It's not going to be that we try and just complete it That's the actual challenge. We will call it a race to make people more invested in seeing it There you go. Exactly and when one of us beat the game before the other and by that I mean kill the orphan of cos One of us will claim victory over the other Oh my god Uh Yeah, I'm currently playing uh dad of dad of boy Uh, finally another good coat of water after all the psp ones, which almost fucking ended my brain Especially ascension. Fuck ascension. I just want to get that out there especially on heart, maybe it's bearable or normal, but man Trial of Archimedes can suck my asshole. There you go That's that's my who couldn't do it It's insane This fucking trial is fucking insane. I'm sure there's like an optimal way to do it, but I Fuck that It's like the spiral thingy that goes down in the first photo war or the second one. Forget which one it was But man You get like super tanky enemies on heart And then you die and then you have to do it all over again It's like three stages and they take forever and you don't get health. You don't get anything Uh, I hated it. So that's that's why I rage quit and went to go to work. Uh, anyway That's that's about it. Yeah, do you want to want to just see me chill out Hang around play the games and if you want to see some massive hang around It just goes to twitch, uh, and if you like the youtube's more, I have the archive channel as well You can go there if you want if you prefer that There you go. Yeah That's about it Sleep well mootl. I will see you tomorrow. Yeah I'll see you tomorrow. Good. Bye Bye chat your flanguses Oh my goodness, he just said that That is a wild I can't believe he did he will be Pima banned. No way about it Uh This one just says I think it's the first season Not sure what the reference is Read the manga record of ragnarok tankula There you go Uh Come in efap watch dbz abridged Come on guys recommending anime really Terrible What does the bridge mean? It's like when they they redo the dialogue with subtitles, right? I've never actually asked that question. I've always just assumed that's what it meant Like it's like, uh, it's the same animation and stuff, but it's a different Version of the show or something Chat answer that question for me I am boomerish on this subject Uh It's thought the flipping review already. Uh, we totally did and did it was it everything you wanted? Only took us three hours, but we finally started We didn't lie. No It's it's just some people don't expect to be though. I didn't actually tell dank at all how long this was gonna be So It was just lucky. I guess that he was happy to stay for five hours. Like, okay, cool. Hooray We don't yeah, we we don't tell him that we we go for like 10 hours Just a comedic fan dub fan made parody really good actually better than real stuff shortened in comedic fashion. All right Sword art online abridged is objectively better than the og Uh dank what anime has your favorite trap Yeah, we didn't get to ask that question Gotta send it to him in the discord, maybe Yeah, I mean definitely the kind of thing that you need to get out on e-fab, you know Very mysterious Asta lost in space is amazing No idea what that is Um, any high q fans Chat do you guys like H-A-I-K-Y-U-U I'm assuming again that that is an anime Is an anime Now the code gas abridged episodes a classic example lookup soup store Fair enough there you go chat if you're looking for some sort of a uh Intro to Code abridged anime you should check out code gas abridged soup store, right You know i'm guiding people now Door of soups Mola check your latest discord dm please I ain't doing that stream I lost there go like I check I check stuff like that and twitter and stuff usually between streams I find I've got lots of stuff to juggle, you know, you know how it is Um, I disagree with dank here Fooly cooly makes a lot of sense But you usually need a rewatch or two to start understanding. Oh my A lot of zany shit happens which makes it hard to put together in a first watch Hmm Like the idea that I have to watch something three times before I start understanding it. Holy shit. That's some high level This content of the big brain this big brain anime stuff because as we all know anime plots are They're great. They make a lot of sense Lord dank. Thanks for putting me onto longmont potion castle. What a legend I I assume Fucking pressed a assuming it was jump when it's b It should be a universal, you know a for jump and uh Yeah, I mean anybody who's put onto stuff. They started enjoying sure. It's a good Just don't know what these references are to anything as soon as we have a guest That has anything to do with anime. I am lost in the superchats Don't know what anyone's talking about Here I am. Let me still be back in just a moment. Sure Okay, look at me guys. I fucking I used the toilet once Must have giga bladder Also, I believe I'm fighting like the Weird turtle dinosaur thing next And I'm not sure I'm going to continue Metroid Prime on these sorts of things because like the lag is really annoying And I don't know how to fix it like I could play this But at the same time I would prefer if it functioned a little better That's this excuse me better get to the behind of you. Oh boy Getting married tomorrow wish me luck and high rags Uh Shouldn't need luck for a wedding. I'm sure you'll be very very fine What do they say I'm thinking This sayings with weddings and luck Sure Well, you know what good luck for good measure. I hope it all goes very well Also, yeah, I'm not going to remember the order of the upgrades in this game. I'm afraid But I think that really isn't A bad thing because I like walking around in these worlds Well as the music The atmosphere in this game guys top Tisms They should remake it for pc No reason they do that, but they should Nintendo I mean So gentlemen, how do you each like your steaks? Hmm Uh God it's been such a long time since I've had one suppose I'm not like too much of a steak nazi. I like a couple of different I'm trying to get which is my favorite I don't have steak as often as uh, I'm now realizing like We'll also be more interesting once rags is back. I will re-ask that he probably has way more steak knowledge than I do Being an emeritism and all Uh, you dumbo should watch intern internecyon cube internecyon cube on youtube It's impressively good. Oh wait, it's impressively google considering Okay, I think that is supposed to be good, but it is google. It's impressively good considering it's made with minimal budget um I deserve more love I'm all uh Hello Now if it's not bleeding when I cut into it, it's too rare Medium rare rare anything above medium and we ask for kindly yet firmly to remove themselves sirloin medium Medium well objectively best Peppered steak we've got all kinds of answers interesting uh Rags, how do you like your steak? Oh Uh medium rare Do you think then But it's fucked up that in some video games if you cook it to a certain degree. It'll give you the most benefit versus others Hmm implying there is a best kind Well that was for flavor now I imagine that the way you cook things can definitely change their like their Like the calories involved and how much protein and other kinds of goodies and nutrition you can get from it Like if you totally just char a steak through Probably won't be as tasty or as good for you As something that's you know less well done, but you can't eat it raw so Uh And a lot of it has to do with how you want to preserve it like yeah sure you're probably not getting All the nutrition you can from a piece of meat if you essentially turn it into jerky But it will last without refrigeration for much longer So I thought there's a lot of trade-offs, but I've had a a medium rare medium juicy kind of steak is probably the the good middle ground when it comes to Well, I mean, I think it's the best way to eat one taste-wise, but you'll probably get most of your nutrition out of it that way Dankula alt-right podcast confirmed also high racks Hello Yeah, I mean It's about time that we were honest with ourselves. This is every frame an alt-right podcast Especially covering someone like a well-known alt-right leader nostalgia critic. Let's say Our intentions Like I don't know if you've been around dogs. Hey dogs like all kinds of meat Hell yeah Dogs will fuck up a piece of meat You probably should never play doki-doki literature club. Also, I didn't get my high from rags last time Can I have an upgrade to all right lord? No, but I'll give you the double high I'll say hello and then I'll say hello That was two highs. I'm not sure what they're gunning for there. All right loud. Is that what they want? I don't know All right. All right lord I guess oh lord. Oh lord. Hello we're eating Chris Reagan on e-fap when If he's interested sure High e-fap also high dank congratulations on the we won also high rags. I've been waiting for this e-fap for so long Oh, hello I hope it was everything you thought it would be Let's say hypothetically everyone in this stream wants to start a band. Who wants what instruments? um The thing I don't really play any instruments. I don't really have a uh, I want to be on the keyboard I reckon drums sound fun Yeah, keyboard vocals for me. I suppose though. I didn't play a hell of a lot of guitar hero And that's literally the exact same thing as using a guitar, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's what it means I guess I'll be league guitar now But it would be with a guitar hero controller That would be the band Um, do you feel sad that we are making you kill these people? Oh, that's uh, lots of studio reference. Hey I see you there Every time you kill a space pirate. No more thog You were my mother You're like, oh wow, it's good that you pointed that out But I mean you guys are still shooting rockets at me just saying Seth did nothing wrong I mean as was said in rainbow soaps halloween Song with the audiophile from internet historian while he was on e-fab. I believe Seth was the one who was victorious at the end of the game Got a he got the lesbians out of the town That was his only goal. Don't you think it's awful not only did he look like a hero to everyone else So no one thinks he's a bigot or anything because he apologized publicly there But if you if he didn't truly change then he got what he wanted Exactly and I think he was awful convenient. It all went that way. He knew what he was doing when he got that bigot sandwich He knew what he was doing Don't believe anyone else's lies Uh dank, what do you think of the anime series loop in the third? I discovered the 50 year old ongoing series recently got addicted basically the looney tunes with heists actions and boobs or action Looney tunes with heists a new animated movie that looks really cool and I want to check it out What is it? It's an anime. It's an old one. It's one of those old school ones Whoa, I've seen some of it. I remember liking it. I can play a damn good electric triangle. Hey the band is forming a not Hey, not er response guy here I found two problems with his life is strange video. Mind you I haven't played the first game was on the cusp of being Self aware, but he didn't qualify it and the teen girl The teen girl dialogue was bad But if you said in your hypothetical jar jar movie, you could keep binks his voice if he said something meaningful Also chat two ten dollar super chats gives you more words than one five hundred dollar super chat I mean, I think most people would know that I don't think if someone's giving five hundred dollars in a super chat I doubt it's because they want to say the most they could split that into just What would that be 10 times like like 50? paragraphs I'm sure they know but um could Could a movie with binks his voice being said the same being the same way could it be meaningful? It's like well that I mean meaningful is a tough one to be definitive about right? if we're talking about like It's consistent with The characters journey And it has something relevant to say about the events that are happening is like that would be irrelevant of the kind of voice But some people might not be able to take it seriously. What's being said and why? Yeah, like and some people might define meaningful as entirely based on just what someone gets out of it. So at that point It would just be like, yeah, it could work for a lot of people Um, it's not the part being conveyed But as for er maybe didn't qualify a point in in his life strange video. Yeah, it's possible. I Haven't seen it in a long time and there are certain points that uh We don't qualify every once in a while. So you don't feel that we have to but then Some people leave comments and then we end up responding to them at the beginning of Episodes of our Mandalorian coverage, which you guys might just see in future Oh my god How exciting yeah Speaking of dunkey. He made a video mocking low effort content on trending games and When that's basically what he makes and got big off like league Uh, yeah, I uh, I was I think that we're talking about in the discord that video. I um, I didn't see all of it, but You like yeah, I wouldn't call dunkey's videos high effort content neither would I um, and I'm not even trying to be mean at this point Because I yeah, they're just not high effort. They're like really short tell that not a lot of effort went into them They're really short and the editing isn't like the short aspect is seriously important like scripting a seven minute video after playing through it he because this is this is the quote I heard so You know it might be paraphrasing or I got the wrong context But he says he makes it clear that like it's tough to do what he does because he's a one-man show and so He has to record it all edit it all get all the visuals right and and Everything which I all I agree with all of that But then he he like finishes the whole thing with and sometimes I'll have to play through a whole game Which I fucking hate it when people say that please don't say that ever Like the one I'll accept is sometimes to review a game I'll have to play through it like as much as 10 times like yeah That can be really annoying and you want to test everything out or whatever and you want to be extensive like that's fine, but Playing a game once Okay, people people do that and I assume you do that full fun like to say like oh It's trying. It's like okay. Yeah, like I Like for Fallout 76. I put in like 80 hours Into that game. Yeah Which I think is enough And so that's you know a bit to me as far as I'm concerned in terms of everything to complain about but then also the element of um All the things I agree with it's like yeah, but if you're making videos that are under 10 minutes Those things aren't as stressful if you're doing that like once Per even per month It's good that you're doing that. I appreciate it And uh, because he comments on how youtubers these days have like a shit ton of editors Which means they can pump out content way faster than anyone that's doing stuff like he is it's like, okay But he's not doing like any editing really He's doing he's doing more than like It's mostly just random clips kind of just put together in a sequence for the most part Um, sometimes it'll be relevant. It'll depend on what we're talking about. I guess like I mean my problem with him. He's kind of like cosmonaut editing. I'm fine with it. I think it's fine just don't The way he plays it in the video is like the content that I make and others make that's like high effort Is no longer as profitable on youtube or uh shared as much because youtube's going in a certain direction I'm just like, okay chill out He puts himself on the same sort of level as a lot of content creators that I consider to be uh Doing a hell of a lot more work. That's all It was uh, it was strange to say the least and I just would never throw in On my list of really hard things I gotta do You know playing the game. I want to review The one time And of course someone's probably gonna be like you realize he was joking I'd be like I can't even fucking tell these days If junkie's making a point you can't tell he's joking Oh my goodness. It's a big pterodactyl That's fucking ridders in it Fucking Radley Uh riddler He rags you said before about wanting a story where humans Were badass and that all aliens were weak it exists. It's called death wielders I don't know. I don't wanted it. I just said, you know That's something I think it's the other thing we were talking about in the first episode Yeah, yeah Last of us already swept the golden joysticks award including art story ps4 game and fac in studio of the year Oh Can you tell that those awards are a fucking scam? Like I said, I just People like if it wins whatever else in future people are like, can you believe it saying I guess so Yeah, I can believe it Doesn't deserve it, but I can believe it Well, are any chance y'all might view and comment on Astatis Uh, it's a five part warhammer 40k series on youtube total of 13 minutes Uh, the I don't I don't as far as I can tell it's just really high quality Sort of made stories. I don't I don't know what else I would say other than it's just really well made And I'm not invested all in 40k. So I don't know Anything about it. I don't think we're the ones to really comment on that sort of thing. I think it's really cool Very excited to see what becomes of it Not really the kind of content. It's probably for us to Yeah Also rags. I love your spastic heavy petting avatar made me laugh every time Yeah, thanks. I'm glad you liked it. Uh, I didn't actually make that someone else made that I do not know who though Whoever you are. I like it quite a bit All right, dank might have just earned his way on being the best guest on efap now I suppose we might find out who Is gonna be the the winner of the next year, right? They got they do those uh polls every once in a while, so We'll see. I thought I thought he was awesome We'll have him back if we can Uh, did you hear about cinematic venom ending his channel? He's got a trailer for the documentary about his channel's decline Yeah, we uh, we mentioned that earlier Some documentary about his channel. Well It's weird because like I said, he fills it with quotes from people who like have really awful things to say about him like the Stuff that I did even It's the kind of thing we use you hear someone say and you're like, oh shit. This sounds like a whole thing that okay. Wow um, all right, uh I don't know when he's putting it out, but Apparently he's deleting the channel afterwards. So Not a shame. We'll see. Yeah Yeah, that's we we were we are against it If it was up up to me, I would say don't do it I will say it was It was it was it made my life better having seen his lord the rings video in some in some ways I would like to see more from him, you know, hopefully he gets better and stuff. Thank you for your service dang Yeah There was to me image I would hope as well as Yeah, I hope there's some people in our audience who didn't know anything about Dang story because I just think that that out of context is so unbelievable Like what do you mean? How does any of that make sense to me like I know, right? I fucking know her Oh Did rags get his money back for that awesome game little hope also high rags Yes, I did Rags was gonna be fooled into Yeah, I uh, I did get my money back. Thank god my game was shit. Yes. It was You realize there'll be another At least you play Fallout 76. You like walk around and aim at things and do stuff What the fucking Don't know if because delayed tisms on my controller or if just bad at game how to tell Need to get boogie movie bob and mundane mat to have a meeting of the minds think of the advancements we could make The meeting of the blobs I'd be curious to know what they would conclude Who dropped the three of them? What are the first thing that even talk about would be? I don't know boogie would talk about himself and try to emotionally manipulate all of them the whole time Monday mat would be We would try to put up the air of smug confidence despite his horrible opinions and basically dead channels And movie bob would try to calculate how he could eradicate the mall I think that is the obvious Movie bob would just want to know what the politics are from the get-go if he doesn't already know See, I already think that would be a more entertaining tv show than metalorian I don't even know if that's something that most people wouldn't disagree with Afternoon brood. Hello if demon souls comes to pc. I'll probably try It over ps5 got any tips for someone who's never played with a mouse and keyboard tips for um Hmm Are you seeing that you want to play with a mouse and keyboard you never have because just get a controller If like yeah, I I mean if you want to move to mouse and keyboard, which you should because it's better Um, you'll get you will get used to it. It won't take you that long But you will get used to it. I mean I prefer controller for dark souls um Yeah, some games that people will prefer prefer some controllers. Um But I think most the vast I rarely ever use a controller for anything I play maybe that has to do with the kinds of games I play um Yeah, but um I one thing I would recommend though Is buy a mouse that has all those buttons on the side for your thumb to use Those are incredibly useful. Those are like I cannot state how insanely useful those are The g600 mouse is what I use would highly recommend it But you will get used to mouse and keyboard do not you worry Yeah, and I I don't know what to recommend because I've never played demon. Well dark souls with mouse and keyboard. So Like I don't know if there's any hot hot tips, you know, but um, like I said, you can Definitely play with controller if you still want to Grab one up for the pc Uh, would you all consider eric july as a guest? You know that is I don't know who eric july is but sure Hashtag believe in the rape I think I know a part right Uh, I'm convinced the acme company was using wily coyote to test their products Call me a tinfoil hat conspiracy nut, but I think yeah, but that's what I think I think this uh is a famous that if you have an invulnerable breacher That you can test explosives effectiveness on does not seem kind of redundant You're not really gonna know anything, but I guess you couldn't have him be the person to test it on Uh environments and creatures I guess you'll get some answers Because he orders it from them and then they ship it to him True So he would have to order the thing that they want to test I don't know Trying to steal sheep. I think I don't know what that means. I think it's a it's a meme from Somewhere Yeah, I don't know what it means Uh, can we make jay finally finish Lord the Rings extended edition? I mean hopefully one day I mean we can't get him to finish a stream Can we can we really force things like that? I don't know. I don't think so I feel like we should be able to be by the end of the day I mean we can't get him to finish a stream Can we can we really force things like that? I don't know. I don't think so I feel like we should be able to be by law Once rags and I can get it passed in law. I don't have any problem with doing it Just give us some time. We will sort it out Uh, Fringy say the line. I'm pretty sure he would have said it at least once today Hey weekend gore Gura It's probably a vtuber thing, right? Why don't they just let you jump as the morph ball? Well, it's part of how they design the challenges Well, look the first jump at least, right? Oh, no, this game is full of explosive challenges But when I say explosives, I mean those those blasts you lay down Oh wait, that was just a collectible. I thought I was actually I guess I'm retarded I'm not getting over there until I get Yeah, okay, I understand. Well, it was still worthwhile Uh Howdy ho ho ho euphlysms after a battle with a Faulty gpu and then a faulty motherboard. My new 380 build is finally complete time to play lego star wars at 1.2 billion fps Oh my god, that is the way to do it. I'm glad you got one Oh, are they like in low supply? Very low supply Also, I managed to find a free online ripoff version of the new ps5 spider-man game It's called amazing strange rope police If anyone bought a ps5 now is the time to regret very interesting video coming soon. All right Strange rope police amazing strange rope police Watch the big lez show. It's a hilarious internet cartoon about an individual called lez Watch it with fringy and tell dank to watch it also lcs lcs lcs lcs is the league championship, isn't it? Or is it a different lcs? Um league of legends esports. Yeah, that's what I thought Where is the elevator that I actually want I don't want to go to fender on it Oh jeez gotta go all the way there fine Yeah, chat. I'm gonna get lost regularly because I am not playing to remember the map if you know what I mean Reminds me of the time 18 years ago when a guy at school downloaded a gay porn parody of lord the rings Well, and like thought it was the real thing Sounds pretty funny to me. It's a guy. You know guys. The story's all right, but I just there's just a lot of gay sex in this And I just don't know if I'm down with it. It would be really funny if he talked for a while None of the reviews mentioned how much gay sex there would be in this And like he follows along with conversations about it For a while until he like brings up like nobody's talking about the sex. I find that odd So like are we not gonna address the elephant in the room here, which is that every 10 minutes they just start fucking dudes Like I'm not saying it's it's bad. I just I don't know it's weird. No one's commenting on it You think that you know they would Would you describe the lord the rings movies as dark? So Dark in the sense of lighting. No, but dark in the sense of it's got adult content or uh raw and and Unfiltered stuff that goes to the depths of humanity to some degree. Not really I've always content like awesome content to a degree even But it gets to be badass too Hentai banned in australia. No one wants to defend it But if we don't we lose shows like south park or the hot nurse from animaniacs No one wants to defend anime is hentai is banned You wouldn't I would have thought plenty of people would want to defend that not because they consume it even just because The fuck That is very odd You don't need to consume it to defend it Everything wants to kill me. I feel very abused attacked and victimized Uh because my mum won't watch them for that reason and I don't get it. They're so good extended, especially in tight I I didn't do this, you know, they just came in this way It's that guy that is follow-up. What is obviously about lord the rigs, but the what in between it is specifically about hentai So it just fits so perfectly So yeah, if your mother's too scared to watch hentai because it's too dark Uh, just tell her that it's very wholesome and I don't know you don't have to watch that weird monster impregnation stuff Yeah, that's that's just one of the sub genres, you know yeah I guess I have plenty of wholesome stuff is A lot of content that sort of pushes the idea of friendship teamwork and redemption um And yeah, and I'd say the same for lord the rings Not that dark yandell should have mary poppins flown up and out That would obviously that'll be in the the the sequels the remastered versions will have Well, I say that amazon series or whatever the fuck it is I can't even make fun of a potential remaster because they actually did a good job with it So I guess I'm talking strictly about remakes and tv shows It'll be a nightmare. Maybe um Do you agree with nostalgia critics philosophy that the foundation of all humor is from witnessing some form of human suffering or misfortune? What? No, like what do you think puns are? Why would you ever assume that the foundation of all humor is tied to suffering or misfortune? Now it can be very funny to see people suffer However, that's different from like taking pleasure in their suffering on some deeper intrinsic level Like if I see a grandmother falling down the stairs like that could be fucking hilarious Depending on how it's presented in like a comedy or something But that doesn't mean like I endorse it or that I would want that to actually happen Like knowing that it's real would make it not funny, but the fact it's in a movie um Would play a part in me finding it humorous Um, but yeah, most jokes no one Like even really offensive jokes no one suffers Yeah, there's also suffering involved even in the spirit of his point. I think that he's full of shit on that one there's Like to go really broad with comedy you can often like link it to surprise and Again, let's go in super broad in terms of even with puns The the humor comes in you sort of realizing something that you didn't quite get at the first glance or something and then that covers obviously people falling over or edgy jokes as well um But like laughter is a response we can have to all kinds of things For example, you know the the speed is crashing into each other that we found that hilarious If nostalgia critic was like so you're laughing because they're suffering but like no actually that's not really Why I'm laughing at that scene. It's more so the juxtaposition of trying to present these people as a threat Uh, and then they fall over each other because If the scene was presented properly and they like just someone getting hurt isn't just funny This is such a I've never even had to deal with this before I find it so odd as a yeah, that's bizarre I maybe I need to hear is kind of like is justification and maybe it makes more sense than it does Right now. I don't know Tragedy plus time equals comedy. Yeah, but that doesn't equal all comedy Yeah, like how do you explain puns which are generally regarded as like the most simple the most base form of comedy We can worry. I never retweets my vtuber shitposts. Oh Oh, man, that must be rough Maybe you just didn't see talk about fucking that's the most first world problem. I've ever Nostalgia critic seems like the kind of guy that diddles kids Let's not I don't agree with that. That's not he's like, you know Kind of an idiot. He's a good fall. Yeah, but like Uncomfortable territory Do something like that because like it's just so close to fucking with people's Perception of things. Yeah, like come on it much Fennel Rizudin I have I got nothing I got none either Will you cover nostalgia critics old versus new lord the rings? Old oh Is it like Because I remember he used to do these who would like compare an old version to a new is it like the um the films versus the The raff factory ones Um I would be potentially down for that. Maybe if we were to watch All yeah, I'm gonna find one and then we could watch his coverage of it So we could talk about it as well as seeing what points he brings up. Maybe I don't know Yeah, I'd be I'd be potentially down with that I would like to watch the raff factory stuff again That was just that's thing that That is another time and you you watch that stuff and you are Yeah, that is very much a different time. Mm-hmm, which is kind of what makes it interesting. I think Which is why we really enjoyed watching like Citizen Kane. Yeah You could just sell like this was from a different time Reading the poem or Uh, who's all you oh, where are you going from the Hobbit? We'll get you kicked off youtube because the line the f slurs are reeking Really Wow, I didn't well you say kicked off youtube. I'm assuming that's only if you're reported enough, right because YouTube's rules are weird It's just like they need to if enough noise is made about the thing You could probably say something really innocuous and if if everybody reported you, um, you'd eventually go down just to quell the noise Just an unfortunate thing at this This is perfect. I just finished watching all of the extended editions of these movies and now I get this Love you guys. Hi, Dankula. Also. Hello wangs Hello. Yeah, good timing on your part Did you think Star Wars was ending every time there was a fade? I guess so That's what I mean. That was a worthless criticism I think it's just playing on the meme that loads of people think that the ending took too long It's just like an easy point. I guess the argument was shit Not that the arguments are ever good for why the ending is too long in order the rings because I really feel like the conversation's over as soon as you realize how long it is in reference to the rest Oh, yeah, like it's it's actually not that long at all And I'm glad that it's the link that it is I probably wouldn't even complain if it was longer like the resolution you get really attached to these characters in this world Then you really want to see it all You know work out for people So it makes a lot of sense that you'd want to get, you know, a good resolution Well, what's Wesker's favorite holiday? Christmas forever possibly Christmas forever Uh I don't I don't know what I would have to reference what Wesker's favorite holiday would be from from wesker himself Though he likes Thanksgiving because he gets to take the turkey and It's like I don't know. I'm trying to I'm trying to think of a way where he like instead of marinating. It's saturating complete Mountain Dew saturation complete Bird saturation complete turkey saturation grace Grace um, so Rags and I and and four others possibly five. I can't remember anymore We've watched Five resident evil movies. Where is it? Yeah, it was the first five resident evil movies and they were all enjoyable One was definitely the weak link I want we have been enjoying watching them I brought this up one so that you guys Can know what's to come once they're all edited up But for two whoever the casting director was fuck you for choosing such a lame person to play wesker Yeah, it's weird. Maybe he's the only person who said yes. I'll do it because It's not even just the casting director. I guess it's like that guy probably would have been able to play him hammy, you know um But no they went with lame wesker and I am disappoint I would have I would have taken even an old jeremy irons playing him because he's he's good at being hammy I I just it just made me sad. I wanted to get out of it. It made me sad uh Lord the ring is ending on the boat. I'm frodo skywalker See that would have made it so much better There I got my double jump. You guys happy now No imagine world's just better with double jump Mm-hmm Two hours and 30 minutes into nostalgia critic vid. Oh, I guess two minutes and 30 seconds Sorry, you can hear weekends rage growing while he's saying while he's saying not much Weekend equals new wolf. Also. Good night molar and invite j Good night and Thing is with weekend. It's only seems to be lord of the rings content that makes him rage I Don't have the thing we care about more than Um an e-fap with it's a Gundam would be my x-men wish. I know you have different topics But he was just hilarious in the last friday night tights. Do it, please Hey, nothing's impossible. Yeah, uh, sure if he wants to come on. Yeah, I'm sure you can find some stuff to talk about Sure. Why not? Why not? Oh, where does this go? Yes, that's fine. Let's just get back to Fender on it. I don't even care how long it takes I wonder if Count Dankula will be able to last to this point in the super chat reading So he can tell you dumbo's to play doki doki literature club. I'm afraid he is gonzo, but um That request is just Popping up all the time. You remember I did say if you had requested a movie It's gonna be much more likely after a million times of requesting because rags and I can it's spending You know an hour to two or whatever Or a whole game We've not played before, you know, that's It's very likely we would rather fill that slot with a game. We want to play, you know Like um, like we're still possibly going to do all the halo games I reckon that'll be fun zoes Me Still better than cinematic venom Yes, I don't know that that's Helpful in terms of understanding how good the video was we watched today Like oh, it's better than systematic venoms ones like I mean All right That is that is true What did john snow even fight at winterfell or anyone else for that matter? I could obviously kill anything already. There was no point I um I don't think they knew nor did I know that she could just kill anything at any point with her teleporting and stabbing Oh, um, they operated on me. That sounds like that sounds really useful. It's super cool She literally like Move so fast past the the white walkers that they sense a breeze and they look like what? She's so good. What was that? It was too fast And too furious and stab away. She's what she does. It's so cool That's just mad that a girl did it. That's why Oh, yeah, that's Where's the elevator that That has eight Okay, now three dollars is probably a lot of money for a dwarf Can you imagine someone saying that? It's just the implication it's so funny. Good old boogie nostalgic critic is one of those youtubers you used to love as an elderly Sorry early teen not elderly teen Uh, and when you finally become an adult you realize he was absolute garbage as a creator Hey, look He can be quite the wild card This is the thing. I still believe he's made videos with some insight. I just don't know which ones they are Yeah, like he Definitely there has to be it's made so many Like statistically statistically you can't be wrong that often without ever being right You heard metal there might be one in there. Okay-ish Fuck do I have to break that with him? Uh Is Doug Walker an eldritch abomination instead of draining sanity drains the humor from everything. This is painful It's The jokes were were really bad um So he needs I guess he needs a writer But and it's the liveries terrible like the fucking is it sea crest is he out like that's legitimately clever But it's just buried under all this Fluff and terrible other stuff, you know His top 11. He just he he keeps going and he keeps going like sometimes Comedy is in its brevity It's not this is so insistent on itself and it just really just goes on and on and on and on That's definitely a problem he has Not knowing when to end the joke Yeah Destroys no a sandstone. I know it destroys sandstone. It's my thing. Which is that one Uh pickaxes structural integrity of metal is stable. No floors detected. What? So I have to go. Oh, I see. I was I was overthinking this like because I Try to remember the differences in materials for what destroy them My bad Elves are god's eldest children in Lord the Rings. They're objectively superior to humans in every way except their immortality I mean except their immortality. I'm sorry. Um, so like that's an advantage. I think so because you can kill yourself whenever you want. Yeah So if you're just like tired of living you could kill yourself But you can't just will yourself to live forever. Yeah, that ain't no weakness Um and humans are awesome in universe I uh Cool I think that's part of the point Lord the Rings is that each of the the races have their own sort of pros and cons Guru Kai obviously a Good at moving things. They must sleep. That's that's their pro I'll take that away from them Uh, is dug walker away. Uh, hi rags Hey, um Mola, please say this in your best sleazy voice Uh, what kind of voice would you do for sleazy? A car salesman type, right? Or I don't really know. What's I'm trying. I'm running on empty in terms of uh, What my stereotypical sleazy voices I guess, um Thinking about like Because the the quote is sorry kiddo blue doesn't suit me. So I guess that makes me invincible. Huh? That's too bad Mola bagano Oh, that's what's what's his voice? Um, you want to buy some death sticks? I'm gonna buy some death sticks Yeah, it's not like that. I want to go home and restake my life All right, very kiddo blue doesn't suit me. I guess that makes me invincible, huh? That's too bad Don't know if that's what you're looking for but that's that's an approximation. So We will work with it. Yeah I'll take Naruto is trash anime awful pacing and more filler than rags ruined grandma In an episode in the sequel show a character spends the entire runtime standing still and grunting on a bridge All right. Yeah anime shit. I uh, I've never watched it. So I get nothing Pretty sure when it comes to lord the rings Tolkien was inspired by will will one But there was no direct comparisons between nationalities and lord the rings in real countries Well, so this is um This is a double-edged sword of things. What dankula said Is uh is considered by a lot of people to be categorically wrong because Tolkien said the things that he said however to interpret the scene where The the the the minister of people are heading toward osciliath and they're all getting fucking moaned down because of a shitty choice The denith all makes for whatever reasons he makes them You could definitely talk about that scene in reference to how world wars were fought Isn't it like the idea that that is on the movies and I don't know if that's from the books, right? Yeah, so in that way it was in the books Yeah, without that, I guess you just talk about peter jackson or just I'm how how you read that scene, you know Um, but I don't I saw some people recommending. Um, there's interviews with Tolkien talking about this Uh, so But I have to check them out first to get a better perspective on it I am sincerely pissed Tolkien is such a noble writer and his style is a lost art and the heck nostalgia critic Um, well as he did he did clarify he loves the films He just needed to find 11 things he had issues with and that kind of thinking about it now That explains most of the list because clearly you only had a couple and so he like went nuts and tried to find any So he just like dragged a couple. I wonder if you like looked on a list online like floors in the Lord of the Rings Yeah, maybe he did a really bad list Very bad Uh, your guys opinion on this as someone who just wants to see the real superman again I wondered if there's a point you think okay, things have to change in an adaptation But this just misses what makes the work special So Let's uh go with I guess Hill House is probably the best one if it was a book that I had read many times in my life And I not only thought that it was the greatest book ever written But that I show people it and have them read it because I think it's the kind of work that everybody should read because it has something Important to say And then an adaptation comes out the Mike Flanagan one and it has fuck all to do with the book in any way shape or form I would be pretty angry And I would possibly make those arguments And I would highlight that um, he's missed the point of the work as well Like instead of just making something he wanted to make he's missed how like important this work is or whatever At the same time I'm not calling the work bad in terms of like Structure and writing and story and stuff It's got to be real real careful with that line being crossed I think you can be righteously outraged when something that's adapted from a previous work has Not done it the way that you would have thought was important and maybe And maybe you could also legitimately have like false advertisement concerns as well Yeah, and because of course a lot of fans are going to be checking this thing out Visibly because they like the thing it's adapting. So that's uh, not very fair either Um, but again, I just want to make sure we separate out those two sort of metrics. All right, we're almost there to Fendrona drifts Sleazy voice Lord the Rings talking where am I? Also, yeah, I would uh, I think that there's an interesting conversation to talk about like What in the original was so special about what the story was getting across and if the adaptation tried and failed Miserably to achieve like the same thing I wonder what's worse for it to try and for to get it like backward And fuck it up or for it to not try at all and do come something completely different. I wonder which is more infuriating probably probably the former Because at least you could because when it comes Because if you have something that isn't even the thing then it's probably going to be really easy for people to compartmentalize That it's not even that thing. It's just the name and that's it. That's where all similarities end But when they specifically are trying to do something and they fail at it or even worse as you said get it backwards then I mean, I could see how it that would be seen as a much clearer Like if there were a lost Jedi book and like all the arcs are really well done and clear and and represent a sort of journey from uh Failing and trying to move on from that and Luna stuff and then that's what we got in the film. It's like Jesus christ Yeah, I mean like like we wouldn't have a problem with that. We'd say it's good, but it's a bad adaptation Oh, I meant yeah, like it at that point it would be a bad adaptation and it would be like Infuriating and that they clearly were trying to adapt it, but they were just too incompetent versus they just wanted to make something else interesting, uh thought there Maybe pia jackson took the will war one change charge over no man's land angle more thoroughly than Tolkien because that was his Directorial interpretation. Yeah, it's definitely possible and I gotta be honest guys ultimately we got the uh Good old death of the author is poking its ugly head in here We gotta be we've got to be honest even if peter jackson and tolkin said that that is not how you can read that scene I'd be like you can't read it that way So It's just that I I was more invested in the what's happening for faramir as a character versus Uh what this represents overall in in the battles to come all or the war itself Though I still stand by the whole like cooling saying that scene is war is bad. It's still to me. It's like weird No, it's just is defending your lives at helms deep a war is bad moment because if you're like well No, that doesn't count because that's defending yourself from a war someone's committing on you or something I'd be like, okay. Well, then fine. Let me make it more specific defending A country that you know is like being destroyed for no good reason by declaring war on the ones that are doing it Is that bad? We've got to be careful. Is it war is bad to retake things that have been taken from you and unjustly through a war This comes in with a whole like Revenge is bad. It's the most fucking lame-ass take ever. It's like you're not exploring any of that at all You see revenge Cycles makes you violent. Everyone dies. It's horrible And then you're like, so who's who's responsible to stop committing the bad? I guess it wasn't abby No, not her. She got what she wanted Even got to be outraged at alley We let you live and you did this it's so funny to me. It's like you probably shouldn't have fucking idiot Do you know how humans work? Like I think we've talked about this before but I just find it funny if I if I killed every single person You loved rags and said like I've left you alive. You better not come after me like Yeah You wasted it Currently working on my first critique the last of us part two. So I'm gonna have to catch this one later There enough demon souls remake. It's my game of the year Absolutely kicks every other game of the year's booty. Also the ost slaps Yeah, I mean the souls Games ost is fucking fantastic. So I would be surprised. I wouldn't mind playing that someday But I don't have any intention to pick up a ps5 anytime soon Amola. Hello. Hi rags Hi Uh, daddy dank love your apex content your video about hentai in australia Patiently waiting for equilibrium memes where sean bean is murdered for reading anime He's not reading anime He's reading um, I think it's yates. I don't remember I haven't seen equilibrium in a while But uh, a little while. Yeah, I agree. We'll be good. Not Chris for no one but uh Batman actor fucking Christian bail. Yeah, uh, yeah. Yeah, he's in it. Um Who else is in that movie? The guy who was in saw three the protagonist in saw three is in that movie And the one who plays alfred in the gotham tv show I think he's in it too. These are some distant references, but anyone who knows what i'm talking about. It's probably like, oh, maybe uh Rags would you poop with the door open and efap chat watching you if you could then sleep with any single person you want in the world? Yes I was actually like thinking running my like simulation of you in my head like what would you say and I was like I'm pretty sure he'd say yes to this Ha ha ha ha ha Lord the Rings trilogy and possibly the Hobbit as well are written as a biblical allegory thanks to his friendship with charles dickens Uh, well, I mean, what was it cracked? Certainly thought so Yeah, they picked out a race pair uh all kinds of religions I preferred different interpretations Choosing a mortal life like elrond's brother elros who chose a human life and became king of numinal Little loser. I mean Yeah, I think king of numinal is neat. It's not quite as neat as immortality. Yeah Yeah, that's gonna be a hard one to pass up They call me doctor love Fair enough egoraptor hates god of war because you throw axes at things and stuff happens okay, so Sorry about this, but Nobody should really take egoraptor's game opinion seriously Um I think if you've anyone's here's watched game grumps, it gets really hard to appreciate his input on video games When you see how he plays them uh Of course, he already pissed everyone off with his ocarina of time video, which I haven't seen in A long void time. So don't even know if it is actually terrible, but you know You hear stuff I thought immortality was a useless power. Yeah, if you don't have any other power it is considered a really shitty power That is canon. Oh, that was the thing that was said by a person Oh, what a jump Fucking nail in it Oh, I jumped. I fucking jumped. I'm so proud of myself Stuck at work sadly, but you guys keep me going. Oh I Hope you had fun at work. Hope you're home now and you can Some food you gotta sleep We've been going for nine hours I'll shim Rags is full hug, but char awful thug Mm. All right male or female char rags I don't know. Um And both are fine with me honestly, I think I'm gonna go with male though Because I have a decent mix of both on my accounts And uh top or bottom For me or the char If it's me guessing you're probably but um Y'all need a big strong char daddy in our lives And then you I want a fem char to rough me up and make me pay for Ascalon nightly What is ascalon? So like in the lore ascalon was a like a kingdom That the char used to fight And the char invaded ascalon and stuff like that and they'd been in this battle but the king of ascalon He was this crazy guy and so he Cast this essentially this big fucking spell That killed like all of the char and ascalon and city and stuff like that But it also killed all of his own dudes and now all of the humans because the ascalonians are humans Now they're like trapped to be ghosts forever Fighting over and over and over and like a ghostly form against the char So Yeah, there you go There are enemies fight a lot of fight a lot of ascalonian ghosts and uh that game Rags mic is making a weird compression thing whenever someone else talks at the same time also high rags Oh, hello. That is very odd. I hope that thing stopped happening Well, it's weird because um, I think I know what they're talking about, but it's not consistent like Doesn't always happen and I think it does happen to more than just you I think it's a discord thing and i'm not sure when discord decides to do it It might be when there's more than a three voices or just three voices Maybe it should always prioritize me. I know but it's you know, sometimes it just doesn't You might want to file some kind of lawsuit Talk to legal eagle I hear he's very uh He's very legal What if i'm not a i'm the problem is that i'm not a guilty woman That's like his exclusive cleontal. That's all he will do. Are you a woman? Are you guilty? I'll defend you so fucking hard. Does a lawyer ever advertise that way. Are you guilty? I will help you feel like you guilty. I'll help you and then the the defense Is like your honor they're guilty if they weren't guilty they wouldn't have taken the case I get a weird erection the thing with rags talks Yeah, well, it happens. It's a natural result of the way that I speak and all the things that Come with it. You can you know google like things to do about that You know, I can't I don't say I want to recommend google things to do about that Yes And the first thing regardless of context and what it is Will relate to what we're talking about or relate to I think we already came to the conclusion that you are ruined art and you are watching movies wrong. Also high rags Oh, hello That's all right Yeah, we'll get over it. You know I'm really not that worried now. Will y'all get over it when we tell you some of our incredibly hot spicy takes I don't know. I don't know We'll have to see about that one Several stress fang. Oh my god Hey, that one was breakable Oh, I think I just lucked out because I don't think any of these are the ones are breakable You're unbreakable Uh, hi raggy saggy Oh, hey there Building my fist pc so don't have the spare money to keep recommending out of wilds every stream seriously though play out of wilds I've got you man. Uh glad you're getting a pc done. Absolutely Everyone should have them. They are super useful tools If anyone wants to try and frame the conversation as what do you play games with is it going to be a console or a pc? And then you start weighing it up. It's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa PCs can do a hell of a lot more than that They are super useful for all kinds of things. Enjoy your pc Or it shall treat you as well as you treat it Hands are frozen in place you can't be having that looking wrong Doug Walker, sorry Doug Walker rated atla above lord of the rings His scale needs some work Does need some work Um If the movie had had this scene it would have been better. Yes, Doug and if my dong had fins It would be a satin rocket I thought you're gonna say like a shark My dong had fins it'd be a shark. I think that's fair. Yeah If the eagle in they wouldn't be able to land anywhere safe No, they can't just drop the ring into the volcano from the air. That is not how volcanoes work. See pressure complex structures, etc I don't think they would want to drop it through into the top I don't I think that would be way too fucking risky I think the idea would be to land and just get it in there as soon as possible, but once again That plan this is actually a criticism. I think we did we do we say this in our coverage with the With the movie's thing, but that saran should have probably a lot more Security on mount doom unless he's unaware that the ring Is they're attempting to take the ring there to destroy it? Yeah, I think the idea is that saran wouldn't even think it would be possible that someone would want to destroy the ring Because for the last x thousands of years or hundred hundreds and hundreds of years It's been coveted to the point of Dangerous addiction by people corrupted as sildar and Boromir and smegel had it for all that time like the idea that someone would Willingly come to mordor to mount doom in order to destroy it Like I can see that that wouldn't even factor into his mind Like how's it even possible that a mortal would do that? Yeah, um So the idea I guess would be that if we were to take this seriously and the eagles are all on board It'd be like we have to land outside the entrance and run in and drop the ring in there, which again risky as fuck Yeah, whether or not I guess because saran like Clearly you can infer that he didn't think that's what they were going to be doing um But like when he got access to it was pippin's mind right through the um Like I'm trying to wonder is there any direct reference you would give for when saran realizes what their plan is? I don't think so I don't think I've ever thought about this like is saraman or saran aware of what the plan with the ring is and do they know They know what it is. I don't know So would saraman know I don't know does he just think that what does saraman think that the fellowship is doing? I assume they think the fellowship is hoping to keep the ring away or to destroy it But I'm not sure there's any reference for them thinking that the way they're going to try and destroy it Is throwing it into the fires of mount doom. I don't know I have to ask a lord of the rings expert on this one I can't remember with this. I think I have to use rockets to kill this guy So he said he doesn't until the end pippin manages to keep information about froto away from saran and What did you tell him? I could believe yeah, that's probably yeah That's probably the reference I needed because why would Gandalf say what you tell him about froto and the ring if not for the fact that um That's still information saran doesn't have Yeah, all right Boromir brings up reasons why one does not simply walk into mordor The orcs can shoot them down the volcanic toxin gases would kill them So I mean that I think I think we covered it pretty well. There's lots of things to consider Yeah, um, it's mainly coming down to it's way too risky The eagles are magical beings they cannot enter mordor while saran lives because it's magic will kill them They can only enter once he died I mean that is not in the movies at all Yeah, it's not in the movie Though I would accept it if they had that as a friend of mine I don't think the eagles arrive until the ring's been cast in the fire So that seems to be the point where they're able to You know like all of a sudden they show up once the ring is destroyed there So I'm like well, maybe that lens credence to the idea that I'm not sure though that that goes into the navy pile missiles low The box is to destroy there are Remember the rng has a will of its own and wants Sorry the ring not the rng To get to saran if it should fall or rather escape from the eagles some Escape from eagles. How do they find it when it falls into a field or a swamp? It's too risky. Yeah, we brought that up. That is a big risk And doesn't fucking Was it nostalgia critic who said like putting it on a necklace around Frodo where everyone can see it is dumb? Isn't that so many said It's not mo it's not usually visible as far as i'm aware But also you don't want to you don't want to wear it You know, I mean I would feel there especially because it's heavy To the ring bearer in particular so you would know the instant it was unaccounted for Like we even see by the end there's like Like sores in his neck where the ring is the you know been weighted down Like it's it's a place where you'd know the instant it is not accounted for you're aware of it And you wouldn't want it falling through like a hole in your pocket or something like that But fastened around your neck with a chain seems like a fairly good idea consider Yeah, I mean I think it's fine and it Like the thing with barmia happened because it fell off not because it was super visible or something Someone also mentioned that saruman had birds by the thousands and used lightning storms to fuck up a mountain So that would probably dissuade an aerial attack by eagles Yeah, I mean saruman seems like you could have fucked him up to a tad. Yeah There's also things to infer. I think that it's just People slip into it way too easy halloween is for inferior beings Amen Oh, even even a chrysmoid chrysmassive celebrates halloween here. Okay, I mean that yeah We had lots of fun was booked over Total was a okay It's all right Gf met nostalgic rick once said he was legit nice and it was a shame to see him go down the gutter the egotistic way he decided He seems like a really nice guy that you could easily get along with You could probably just he's probably legit like a normal person when he's not hammered it up for the camera Yeah, it's one of the weird tidbits. I know is just that he thinks that's like That's the way it's supposed to be done like content-wise like you should act that way We have the wave beam Yep, someone pointed out the mouth of sarin says nothing about the ring after they capture the halfling and mordor Because frodo was not captured with the ring Oh, yeah, because that's that's part of why gandalf says to shut the fuck up to uh Marry him pippin, right because he's like don't say anything. This could be bullshit Yeah Be quiet Like yeah, and even the mouth of sarin looks interested like yeah Uh, how's rags? Oh, he's doing really well. He's doing really good. Um, kind of had a rough Thanksgiving week because I had a had a Fairly nasty flu. It wasn't the big coof Just a yeah Just a just a bad seasonal flu. I got tested though Um, that wasn't fun. But yeah, uh, I'm doing all right now doing pretty good been working A bit it feels good to be working on that video Uh, plug it away at that slowly but truly Uh, thank you for refat really nice when ending the work week hail rags. Uh, the red nose doggie Oh Yay. Yeah, we like doing it Nice to have a nice little at the end of the week we all have a chat watch a shitty video That's the way it be Uh, yes still better than cinematic venos video Uh, yeah, I I agree. But again, I feel like that really doesn't capture What we saw which is a really bad video It's been like as I said before cinematic venoms video is still contender for the worst video we've ever covered on efab, right? I'd say so. I'd say definitely. I know that people feel that way. So yeah, so It's gonna be hard for another video to be as bad as that one just saying Who's rags? Who's that one right here? He's a good boy. Yeah, yeah Still not his worst video, but man that was bad Um, what was the other one we covered the van Helsing one, which is worse van Helsing one or Lord of the Rings one? I don't know Probably the van Helsing one I think you got more wrong about van Helsing that he did about Lord of the Rings, right? Because you need It's probably well, it's probably because van Helsing should have been a lot easier and he messed that up It's like a really easy dive that you mess up Versus something really hard you try something really yeah I have a question for Moeller. You've described H bomber guy as a hit or miss I am curious as to which of his videos you believe are worthwhile his Sherlock one The shore that's like one. I think that's my favorite video from him. I'm not even sure at this point. Um I thought his response to paul joseph watson about soya was pretty hilarious especially when he pointed out that on the the bottom of the thing that paul joseph watson was like selling to people and Includes soya on the bottle and like I think he misses the point though the reason we did the whole soy thing is big is because it gets reaction No, I agree with that. Um, because that was something that I even was I'd chat with jay about like I don't When I referred to anything as like soya version if someone's response is Uh, soy doesn't do the things you think it does. I'd be like, I don't give a fuck what soy actually does You don't know what I think it does for like paul joseph watson actually argues like from a nutritional level Like I don't give a fuck about the nutritional part. I'm just I'm just laughing at the means And like he went on to say that the reason there's soy in the product that he sells is because there's so much of the Opposite you need to balance it out or something like that Brain force. I thought it was amusing. Yeah, but uh, I don't uh, I don't know much I don't know about nutrition. I couldn't speak to that either way neither do I One of the ones I mean, I know I just I just eat all my food groups and that seems to do the trick Well, you're still alive Yeah, it's working so far pretty well um His fallout 3 video is pretty good. I This is I'm no longer sure about the fallout 3 video because apparently there's several responses to it and the fact is I'm not passionate enough about fallout 3 to know What he did and I don't this is the problem with being a hit or miss channel After what I did with ds2 with him I can believe that he's misrepresented fallout 3. That's the problem. So I would have to play through the game and then check out You know what everyone's said and done in relation to it. So I can't I can't guarantee that one But I did see a lot of Sherlock and I thought his video was really fucking good at breaking it down um, I saw half of his video on What's it called the ruby? And as someone who hasn't seen ruby, I thought that was pretty good Chat you guys like your anime was was that video any good? Have you guys seen it? Because it's it's pretty apolitical from what I remember. It's just mainly about I think I I've mentioned this to you right. He's like he talks about how it's inconsistent It's just like hey. Oh, yeah, that's pretty It's like I know this Um, but there are plenty of videos like the from him like his ds2 video is one of my most fucking hated videos on youtube. So That's why I call him hit or miss I mean even if somebody like misses 70 of the time In a sense, I'd still happily categorize them as hit or miss Yeah, I mean yeah, if you if you're right a third of the time, you know, that's You know, it's not it's nothing to discount Ideally you should be correct more than 30 percent of the time. Yes, but you know It's still nothing to scot. Like you can't you still can't discard it You should pull the chat to see how many weaves. I already know all of your weaves Come on The amount of anime discussion Um Yeah Why is nobody I asked the there's gotta be somebody here who's watched ruby you guys are all obsessed with the animus I refuse to believe anything else Weaves will be purged All right. Fine. Fine. Look at all of them saying they're not weaves fine I'm offended more Oh, we we found the weaves in It's pretty good until he started simping for the white fang basically the antefer of ruby Okay, I guess I didn't get that far um Yeah, I'd have to look through his library to remember which ones uh, I liked but the Sherlock one which by the way, uh Jay put out a tweet saying that that one got taken down. I don't know if it's still down I hope not Because it was it was darn entertaining watching someone rip apart a show that I thought was really shit and everyone else was like Oh, it's so good though Have you ever had this happen rags? Will you think something's bad and someone else keeps saying it's good as you have you ever come across that? You know, I I I I think I've been there. I think I I know the feeling that you are referring to. Yeah God you should watch the game awards live, please I so the problem is I wouldn't watch them. Yeah, I wouldn't watch them while I'm alive. There's so many reasons first being I don't give a fuck about the game awards Yeah, I do not care what they have to say about basically anything Second every category is just gonna trigger me because I will ask how they categorize it I will not get an answer because how could I and then I will try and figure out what the categorization would be for myself And then pick an obvious winner as a result of the so this comes into problem next I wouldn't have played all of the games So it feels weird to try and even comment on it I barely keep up with like the oscar winners for movies each year. I do try But like oh blame all of it. I just you don't want to hear my commentary on that I'm gonna be like lost for a lot of it ruby is an anime because it isn't japanese fine You know what I was asking Uh ruby falling for and on is anime not a style it has to be specifically from geographically I don't even like I watched a video going over this and the conclusion is like it's so fucking hard To figure out what it means to even be anime at this point It depending on who you talk to and what they've seen But uh, of course, I imagine most people know what I and uh most are referring to Whether or not ruby is an anime is not important as it was where I'm going to Do I did I unlock speedball? Oh wait. Yeah, I did Hi dad I don't know if that's you or I that's aimed at but hello I mean it it might be and if that's the case hello son. I didn't even know you exist. Hello son. How you doing? Uh, this is what my discount the possibility of me having sons out there somewhere, but I highly doubt it Uh high rage Hello Is my name stupid his name is jordan newit No, I don't think so. That's fine. I've heard jordan's I think jordan's a strong name knew it as a surname. That's fine Yeah, it's not like Keith dinkle or anything like that It does not like knew it doesn't strike fear into the hearts of men But at the same time it doesn't strike hilarity into the hearts of men either Yeah, hewitt is fine What about knew it? Knew it. Mm-hmm I think knew it is an egyptian God, let me double check Well, hey bonus, right It's french for knight I knew it I thought it was a goddess and tell them It was like a astrology thing for it. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I don't know. Yeah, I knew it's fine. Nothing wrong with knew it It's a fine name. Nothing wrong with that Dank likes boon All right dank likes boon trap feet Burnt trap feet. Why my boon? Well done Well done trap feet. Hi rags. Hi fringy Oh hi Will we get to see dankula lopping as an ira member if he's the enemy like he did in his among us birthday stream? Um, I mean we didn't see it in that in that game, but he certainly drew some ira, which is the important part Poor shaming dank because he don't have a Ferrari No, right. You can't even rent lichtenstein Lord molla, can you and the masters of ephab do a deep dive on the twilight saga and possibly dissect each movie for entertainment purposes? um if like resin evil style like I don't know So on one hand it would be pretty funny Around the other it's twilight I feel like I'd rather do like the scorpion king and stuff like that Yeah, if it were on a list it would be lower down than most of the other things we want to check out So I suppose that's an answer Wait a minute. Oh, I can't I guess the power bomb I need to get through there Nostalgia critic war is bad message was too obvious. Meanwhile the layer of cinematic venom for no reason I'm sure together. I think war is bad for no reason together. They could make the ultimate lord of the rings take down video Yeah, I suppose I could Don't shoot me being a little colored is better than being a little hope Nobody wants to be a little hope That would be very bad little hope is Uh First super chat christmas is the best halloween sucks until rags. I said hi so You know christmas can be the best without halloween sucking this anti halloween sentiment is just getting to be too much Can't handle it for halloween I've watched a whole bunch of halloween movies tell me that he said a lot of what You didn't tell me that he said hello. Oh, I thought it was included when I said that But I hadn't finished responding to it. So that could have been on the end of what I was gonna say, you know But yeah, he said hello, by the way Oh, well, uh, if you see him tell him that I said hi I will Sweet Hey moly. I am six episodes deep into blyamanna. It's terrific so far, but I missed the characters of hillhouse How do you think the characters in blyamanna compared to those in hillhouse better or worse? Oh, this is like not an easy question to answer like Comparing that's the thing like I think Like if you take them all together They don't have an episode that ruins any of them true so yeah, like overall character writing rating Uh, blyamanna comes out ahead of hillhouse because of what they do to live in the last episode as well as To a degree all of them in terms of just how they respond to all of the stuff that happened and how they don't show us What happens when they realize the dad is dead? That's um annoyed me more and more as time's gone on when I thought about it Kind of let it slide when I first thought about it, but at this point I'm like, hmm, that is actually pretty bad uh But then you know the dynamic of them being The five children and how they what they mean to each other and where they sit and what they went through And how that plays into how they got older Pretty fucking great work Bly is just very different so Yeah, I love them all it's really hard to sort of Pick between or or to compare. I hopefully that answer is Something close to what you're looking for I ever wonder what it smells like when a baby cow dies then rots inside of a cow I didn't but now I know and I can never forget that the only way to get rid of the memory is with a bullet. Hi rags Hi That's quite a super chat That's quite a super chat. Um Hmm Yeah, that's uh, that's something. All right, then That was great fun. I'm glad y'all liked angus Yes angus, uh He's with a skateboard, right? I forget what the full name of him was was a skateboard warrior or something Something like that. I like this skateboard now. Yeah Very radical very cool What's Fringy's favorite Ozzy Osbourne song no more tears You ace that one Uh, when you eventually force rags to watch buffy would love to see either a mini or something similar to the hillhouse video Hi rags Oh There's no way in hell that I would show rags buffy and not record it. It's Whether or not rags hates that show Uh, there's gonna be a lot of interesting discussions about writing and other things to come of it. So But uh, that would be quite an undertaking. It is Last time I calculated something like an exactly like like a week of of content. That's how long it is. So It takes a while to get through all of that episode by episode What do you think of david lynch films? Uh of the ones I've seen I quite like But uh not watched a david lynch film in a while I can get up there, but I'm Okay, the when they the when they alert you about new Interesting things to find out in the map Actually, something I find annoying in this game. It's just like I'm fine. I'm doing fine. I know I got places to go You don't need to tell me where to go I need a hint. I'll ask you That's the thing they're like periodic too because I I guess it's there because I think if this game were made today, there would be options to turn that shit off Yeah I don't think there is in this They didn't think the average game cube player would have the mental capacity to So wait puzzles hint system. Is that it? How do I get there? Why is it hint system? I mean, I don't want it to turn all hints off It's binary. So I guess we'll go with off Actually, no Okay, we'll leave it on just in case because this is better for me in terms of if I get lost in super chat And I don't know where I'm going then at least the game can actually help me out uh Jay wins by drawing nothing. I know the cheapest victory, but it did come through Yeah, well, you that you're the clowns who voted for it. So yeah chat who you trying to blame Which is better twins or kindergarten cop? I mean, I watched kindergarten cop quite a few times when I was younger compared to twins. So it's got a Special a place in my heart Um, what about you rags you seen them? I don't think I have What do you think of syscalin ebit? Um, I think of them much like most critics sometimes they say some stuff that I think are interesting Sometimes they say really dumb shit The fact that they were there Early means fuck all to me. I'm sorry I'm not a syscalin ebit worshipper And uh ebit said some really really stupid things I don't Make this up, but I'm pretty sure he said something dumb about video games because he was a dinosaur A lot of people have said video games don't count as art. It's such a weird fucking comment Yeah, very strange And uh some of ebit's ratings were uh Interesting to say the least Do an e-fap on them your best and worst christmas gifts Hmm, do you mean ones we've received or ones we've given because I find the idea of like, hey rags. What's the worst thing you ever gave someone for christmas kind of funny Oh the worst that I ever give everything. No, there isn't one I give people Amazing gifts that are normally in the form of just like gift cards Or specifically maybe they want something Or I see that they could get a use out of something But generally it's seriously. It's just like gift cards. We our family does that a lot because we don't We don't generally have very big lists It's like one thing or two So the rest is just gift cards to places that they know that I'll use and I do use them And I enjoy getting gift cards to places that I use And yeah, that's like when you grow up. It's the utility of gifts that you really appreciate Like when you're young and you get socks It's fucking shit But when you get to be an adult and you get socks, you're like, yes, this is good Especially if they're nice comfy socks or like hiking socks Because that shit can be like 20 bucks or something for a pair of those really nice socks And you know, you're gonna use them Um, I'm gonna take any of snuggie ones And that shit's amazing I don't really remember like Bad gifts, if you know what I mean in Christmas like if someone gives me something I don't think I've ever been given something on Christmas. This made me Annoyed enough that I remember how bad it is. It's usually just oh, they got me something. That's nice As for best, it's probably gonna be something when I was a kid like I really wanted something and then I got it You're standard Yeah, there's some that stand out as being particularly good like a game or something maybe Yeah, I think there was a Christmas where I first got the Gamecube and um I've said this before I struggled to remember exactly from pre-sure. It was night fire smash bros and mary sunshine think or my christ fucking You hit pater there. Well, the funny thing is because yes, but uh, the It's again, I think I mentioned this on e-fab before it's just something that I look back on like wow um My sister worked in Woolworth's And it was shutting down Or at least our the local one we had was was clearing out I can't remember if it was shutting down or if it was having a clearance I think it was having a clearance because I got the 360 when it was shutting down You know the the whole like, you know, someone who works this they can just put something aside That that'll yeah a diesel dazzle um So the way it worked was I got the Gamecube for much cheaper than I would have otherwise Which is the only way they were going to be able to get it and the three games I got were all like Coverla or there were all games that just kind of ended up in in a place where they would be way cheaper because um I think it was my smash brothers, uh merely one that didn't have anything other than a disc. It was in like a little um You know like clear package sort of thing. Yeah Um, and so the three games were random. I didn't specifically ask for them I just got given them and of all the games I could get as a triple for the Gamecube Fucking great set So, yeah, that probably ranks pretty high Rags, I can't read super chats with you fisting me Sorry, it just happens like He carried away sometimes e-fat movie suggestion crampus I did I did watch it the one time. I liked it. I don't know if it's e-fat movies material It's always the problem with e-fat movie stuff But perhaps we'll just have a leak see Also kick punch a series unbridled praise when kick puncher is that a reference to immunity? Um, I'm afraid unless it's a real thing that they just watched in community never actually knew if it was real or not, but um, if it is that's some that's some Best of the worst type of shit that I imagine they would either cover or will cover but I think that's a community thing Hey chat, what's your favorite e-fap episode mine is e-fap one It's a page one I think mine's probably going to default to 100 at this point at least for a while It's a Whole bunch of events happen in that one Yeah, there's a bunch that are really good 84 Um 193 and there's been a lot of others on the way honestly, but Because it gets hard to categorize them in your mind Once I go if I were to look through like the thumbnails and stuff I'd be like, ah, yeah, that one was great and that one was great was that one was great But um, yeah, because there's been so many now. It's kind of great that there's been so many 93 is such a highly rated episode that video is pure pain Yeah, that's that one Hilarity is this fail one Here's a super chat simply because number one is sending any also high rags Oh, no one is sending any I see I mean, this has been quite a few Very thankful for that You're all right This one says lies and then they followed up with I stand corrected. I see the narrative there Quite the through line. Hi, muller and rags. Hello. Hi My brother had just had a baby which now makes me uncle Ben. I must say I felt fear before the other had a baby Frightens me I mean You know how all that works, right? You can just you could just have a female do it for you And it's it's you just like oh, it's mine now. You can just take it. You're all good. It's done. Yeah Yeah girls. You had it done, uh I would be very concerned becoming an uncle Ben avoid stopping robbers From robbing things All right Especially if they have guns Because you'll just be you'll be going down Nobody wants that Uh, does rags like being under or on top of the desk Well, I mean, I'm not actually on the desk I'm sitting in front of the desk So I I couldn't begin to imagine what you're referring to there and under the desk It's dark and there's not much space and I mean, I like the computer and the keyboard and everything's up here So I don't know what I'd be doing down there It's a really odd question to ask honestly. I don't know what got it I think it was a reference to all the desks you were drawing Oh, yeah, um, I don't know. I just they just happened to be useful People being at desks, you know I find desks are really good at just you can put stuff on them that you want and need Yeah, they're very very useful very multi-purpose pieces of furniture EFAP emulated Mario party when I mean that's what pommel party is It's like Mario party without the Mario skin Uh, which we have done before we could do again in future. You never know Uh more on the uh, we're on a champed-up arc at the moment Mola Jeff over at will class bullshit I said he'd be down for an EFAP gaming crossover with his high council new mola character womble-bomble All right, and uh, yeah, you never know with, um Gaming has seen such a boom in terms of EFAP, you know in the recent in 2020, I guess We'll have all kind of this there's still um, there's still releasing on moeller. I guess I'll talk about that toward the end the Like like there's still two EFAP gaming's that have to come out Um, one of them is is gaming with tonal himself for those who haven't seen it Don't get excited for they Revenge of the Sith game is really good that game next maybe Uh, once I swapped to ps2, there's a good chance of that sort of thing happening Um, I did play that game a bunch when I was a young man. So I wouldn't mind throwing it on. Yeah See how it aged What happens if I say punch j I mean It'll probably cause the same thing to happen, you know, he ends up leaving But I just feel it's it's somehow more violent, you know to kick someone versus to punch somebody With great power comes great response. No, no, no not yet Yeah, that uh, you're gonna have to wait a while before you deliver that one and Is that a quote from spider verse? Or I think it's they say that and then he says you all know the line or something like that. Yeah I can't even remember perfectly Oh my god, he's playing my favorite game. Yeah Well, I really love metroid. I'm also like four sides in high rags Oh, hi Yeah, metroid's awesome. Did any of y'all play starcraft? new Not in a long time Not in a while. I never did always looked complicated whenever I saw it Metroid prime is good rat also high rags Oh, hi Uh, what do you guys think of the ending of half-life alex? I won't spoil anything, but heavily affects the established plot and I don't know how to feel about it Not played it. I don't know much about half-life Yeah, to be honest with you. I've forgotten most of the half-life story to be honest with you Yeah, I'm just not the one to really ask about half-life story and lore and stuff. It was all right Yeah, I know. Hope it wasn't poopy Uh, want to see legolas in his finest form Go watch dgrj's six precise reasons to build stealth archer in skyrim along with his other videos on the subject also high rags Hi Six precise reason to build stealth archer in skyrim Do you take down an elephant and therefore the entire Possible army of mordor. I don't think so Sure, you take out dragons Easy compared mordor idea you to come Maybe at some point You know, not just on command On the topic of the closure of cinemas the easy comparison to draw is that live theater is still prevalent in modern culture just in a smaller niche Yeah, I think that's fair They will not be They're not going to be as easily accessible Which you know, it's going to suck for some people who can't get access to them at all if they close down scenarios and stuff but I mean What are you going to do and all of And all of this is sort of just it's a delivery mechanism for movies when we talk about theaters and streaming services and movies aren't going away So it's not like those are going to be affected It's just a result of how what will people Where will people get the movies And you know to a degree as well, um Like movie budgets have been ballooning like crazy and I don't know if that's tied to just The because maybe releasing them on streaming will make them calm down a bit in that regard Maybe that'll be better for the industry in some way. I don't know Let's see how all this plays out I just know that uh, it's a neat that I will be able to watch some movies Uh that I wouldn't go to the cinema for now because they'll release at the same time and Because I'm still I just think the option is good, but it just has repercussions. We'll have to see how far they go Uh, love you all please share these universal book tokens equally Very well Uh, hi moly your critiques ampoule. They are atrocious. So have you guys seen the news on The Last of Us 2 showing more of abby and his story? Just awful Uh Well, is we are we talking like some factoid thing or are we talking like they're considering a dlc or some shit because oh Don't do it. Um, I'm taking rags as vice and building a gaming pc wish me luck. I haven't done this before Good. Oh, yeah. Good luck. Take it slow Watch videos and get your info and things should work out. Okay Check out plenty of guys I'm dumb, but lord the rings plot hole Frodo is wearing a mithril vest troll can't pierce, but she lob can also high rags Hey, this is hello, you know, it's Yeah, we actually discussed this and uh yesterday was someone Yeah, it was yesterday the day before. Yeah, we were watching someone's video and they brought this up and uh so The troll when it stabs Frodo It stabs him Not anywhere near the center. It's clearly like along the side Uh, and also it looks like the Like the prong of the spear that the troll has is caught on the stone wall next to Frodo But it doesn't hit Frodo head on it's very much a side sort of blow and it hits low So it's not like on the ribs or anything Yeah, it looks as if mithril ket is it The the stab would have hurt quite a bit if you don't have something that could have Protected your skin and simultaneously pushed The the thing away from you a little bit, which I think mithril would take care of um And then she lob if you look at the The moments in the in the film of of right before he's hit it looks as if there's um He's not have buttoned up or strung up his uh Mithril is It's it's it's very loose fitting on his front to where you could barely even see it underneath his shirt It's very his chest is very open and she lob stabs him in the front Which by the way actually see it I think you could say is supported by the idea that he would have undone it because it's easier to access the ring Which he likes to look at And play with so He's got it undone and she lob hits him quite high up in terms of his torso So I don't know that uh, you can actually confidently claim that she lob even Interacted at all with the mithril vest But interesting Thought regardless Hi, muller and rags. Love your videos and streams Hello to yourself Hope you're having fun Hey long man. Hello rags Hello and muthul. I'm afraid muthul is dead Double question possibly. Could you think of any major plot holes in the prequels alone personally? I can't think of any In the prequels What's what's like a go-to plot hole in the prequels? A go-to plot. Why do they why do they try to kill princess amidala when they need her for the plan? We talking Domenis now, yeah Yeah, we just talking phantom menace To be honest with you, my brain is a little bit frail I can pull my notes here, uh Let's see menu Open Prequel notes. Oh, that's yeah, you're talking about when they're exiting and they're shooting at the um Yeah, the so Let's see Why didn't The trade federation keep the well, there's a lot of there's a lot of small stuff Uh, but i'm just going through my list of notes to see which one is going to be a big one um Well, because if we're talking about plot holes Because a lot of this is just a lot of super contrivances and stupid stuff um A lot of notes on episode one um And I don't want my silence to be interpreted like it's difficult for me To think of one because what i'm doing is i've got like pages of notes on these prequel movies for more to watch them They know because we've kind of we've been through a phantom menace and attack of the clones. We haven't done a bunch of this yet I guess one would be if you could classify it as a plot hole is that when uh Princess amidala is fleeing naboo The trade federation tries to destroy the ship and almost succeeds But they specifically need princess amidala for Sidious's plan Yeah, and I can't be more definitive than that. So I'd have to remind myself like what everyone's up to in that film because I've kind of My brain is low energy right now It's it's mostly the issue with the prequels is that there's mostly An insane amount of contrivance for the plot in characters acting incredibly stupidly And against all reason My first live fap. I love you massive. Thank you for making my lower brain scream whenever ships in 40k are brought up also high rags Hello, someone said they don't know the queen is on the ship was like bitch. It's the queen ship The queen was just cat. The queen was just moments ago absconded She was in custody you have lost the queen. They fight their way to the hangar They get in the fucking the queen's starship The royal naboo queen's ship and then they leave Is that even how even if they were right that wouldn't be good enough Like if rags and I have an incredibly important captive and someone is escaping and we know that we've lost her The idea is like yeah, just blow them up. I'd like whoa. Whoa. What if what if that's the fucking one we need You know, it's just a different kind of stupid for them. I would say But the force clouds reason and judgment and causes contrivacy. Hey The force the force the force. Oh, yeah, we don't we don't accept that Like yeah, that's not a good enough argument for you fap. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's it space because we don't allow spectral evidence in this court Which youtuber would you like to meet face to ass? I don't think about that honestly Yeah, I got I got no one thought my head Face to ass. I just like the the scenario could be all kinds of different ones I love how grogu has more training than ray Uh, yeah Grogu has been trained talking weird the idea that you could train this infant in the forest when it can't even like Understand simple concepts like arm wrestling and things of that nature I'll be honest with you if if I was one of the jedi people at that temple and they were like Oh, it's your time to train grogu. I'd be like I don't guys. Can we just wait until grogu's a bit older Like I feel like it's kind of a waste just go it can like understand words Apparently it does sometimes It's fucking weird grogu is a weird creature. I'm curious if they're gonna do some kind of growth spit at some point Because and then just say oh, that's just how they age because they're gonna want to Or maybe they make a grogu tv show and it's just set really far in the future or something. I don't know I don't know what they're gonna do Uh, what's their goal with show anyway? What are they going with all of this? Let me even say what's the theme of this show beside money, of course Uh, I've got no idea what they're trying to do with mandalorian. A lot of people theorize. They're trying to fix the sequels which You're doing a weird if your job is to fix if you're trying to fix the sequels you'd I don't know what the fuck you're doing. I don't know that we can even conclude anything remotely close to that They can't even maintain themselves like the idea that they're gonna be the ones to fix the sequels Um Another theory is just you know You stand at making money thing which which It'll I think everything we've seen so far is just like a fine explanation it all follows Because the idea that they're telling some grand story is completely out the fucking window I honestly think the more mandalorian goes on the worse it'll get for Having no fucking clue what it was doing and it'll just try and pull something big out of its ass randomly It's all been leading to this and then as for the theme of the show I'd have to Think about each episode and really try and dig because I got nothing off the top of my head Thanks so much for an enormous amount of content not just efap, but the dozens of quality content creators I would never have found otherwise Well, hey, that's good news to hear all the people we have on and You guys check out as a result. That's definitely a plus And uh I hope you're enjoying it you got lots more efap related things on the way as per usual Hey boys, I have great news. I'm finally editing Working on my long man anime review and took your advice on reviewing wish me luck But I got a quick question. What makes a piece of media manipulative to you. I'm curious You know, I think it's when they try to Essentially when they when they try to get you to when they try to give you a payoff without earning it And they try to use often surface level stuff to think that they've earned it Like music that will play or actors giving emotions that haven't actually been Um, like that's a big one Like they haven't done any of the work and they just want to pay off And I think that the music playing is a huge part of that I think it's probably like the biggest example That could be very cheaply used Yeah, the something like batwoman would would would do that in a heartbeat where it's just like Emotional scene is happening quick get the piano like yeah, that's how we do um I feel like that's come up a lot recently with things we've been watching where we're like, holy shit You've not earned this whatever that's happening You know, it's funny. We didn't say that about the um the luke fox Scene that we thought was good. I think it's because it kind of Was okay in terms of being earned Well, yeah, they had spent yeah, we we'd gotten a little build up on it in some prior episodes So a little bit of information it didn't Like it it wasn't like well developed, but it was kind of earned Like they'd mentioned it before they didn't just randomly pull it out of the rocks at the moment Our issue was they just fucking drove on ahead with the they killed him and that's like, oh, that's the plot developer I was like, whoa, you could have So much more you could have done There we are that woman season two on the way folks Uh, did you watch rlms video on the boy season two? If so, what do you think? They seem pretty positive about it besides saying it was slow to start I Wasn't a very good video. They barely talk about it. They get a lot of stuff wrong They don't provide references for things. I like red letter media But sometimes they just don't give a shit and their commentary on the boy season two is almost worthless Which can happen Uh, there's a channel that does this all the time where Like a subject is brought up and then nothing of substance is said about it called, uh, Chris duckman don't know if you've ever heard of it That's like the goal is to just try and say nothing while saying things sometimes Um, you know that can happen to just anybody And I feel like that's kind of they just they just didn't go into much at all about what was working about that season But uh, they enjoyed it And I think they did it for season one and that's why they did it for season two Like it doesn't seem like there's any other reason than that video was that video was made They said it was better than season one. Laugh my fucking ass off. It's not It's fucking not Shout out to g and t. They think the prequels Are objectively bad. They covered plinket reviews and kept saying we are defending the pt man G and t so the prequels are really bad. You don't want to be in a position where you have to defend them However, it is possible to defend them against bad criticism I think that's what this is saying that like they think that but well because we did this with cosmo obviously Yeah, we had to do this. Yeah, who's g and t? G and t grunko and chat help me out. Who's g and t? I don't know who g and t are Prequels are bad, but also overheated Perhaps I don't know if they're overheated. It's kind of hard to quantify. They're really bad That's the thing like it's They ain't good. They're bad I don't know what overheated though It's not sure Your mama grunko and tism grimlock and the terminator. I'm I'm not sure I I'm I It's g and t e a by the way g and t I don't know but all right Did you hey mola which star wars movie is your favorite empire? So Yeah, not a hard question But it's fine to ask it, of course What is at the back of this place? Hi rags Hello, also hi rags I gave you a double Oh, hello, hello Also quick reminder look into outer wilds. You don't even have to play it. Just buy it on steam Okay, uh, you don't have to play it just buy it. Oh, they said they follow up with indy devs deserve it for their masterpiece Okay, but like I don't know even know what it is Besides it wouldn't it be weird if I just oh, it's a spider thing. Okay Um, but yeah, I you know I'll have to look into it at some point Invite caddacris from for efap possible and I did um He did do a voice thing for one of my videos at one point. I don't know if he'd be interested, but yeah try that out at some point Hey rags muley. I'm looking for something to increase my disk space on my laptop because it's getting full. What would you recommend? An external hard drive yeah Or just you know go through all of what you've got and Try and make some space because maybe you don't have the money for an external hard drive But uh, they go for pretty cheap these days, right in terms of you can get storage isn't too expensive Yeah, you should be all right Uh I think most of the hate from efap is is because venom used him as examples Even though they made no sense granted dude is annoying, but sometimes he makes good videos Oh in relation to nostalgia videos are good. Oh nostalgia critic. Yeah, I'm sure some of his videos are good. Yeah Yeah Just the ones we but if we wouldn't cover a really good video that we agree with It would just be us for hours nodding our heads and saying yep, that's right Yeah, and even still we try to do that every once in a while Uh, what are other ways to send super chats youtube is dumb uh stream labs though admittedly, uh The so oh how am I gonna do this? So I guess tuesday I will put out part two of rags and I playing Resident evil Five because that's still those waiting behind little hope. So that's out next that has the first selection of Stream labs being respond to in it and a portion of efap 103 Um, and then the meme fab has the second portion of 103. You see how this is getting complicated now Thanks to how continuity goes um catalog system I still remember it all It's it's just that I you know, we just got to get them out in order and properly labeled so you guys can catch them all But yeah stream labs is the other way to send money if you want to Uh not involve youtube It's in the description. You'll be able to find it and and what is sent through there Uh A big chunk of them are being read on tuesday And uh rags and I are gonna figure out how exactly we're doing what catch up and where and what's labeled It's it's all coming. It's all in my head and I've got them all saved. It'll be fine Uh the thunderclouds broke up and the rain dried up the lightning led up the clacking shutters just shut up Okay Man, none of my jokes are landing today. Maybe I should follow Doug's advice and make someone suffer for them Geez, yeah, is that a thing? I'm not funny enough. I have to start to bust out the torture implements This when you know, you're running out of options. I guess it's like right it's time Uh high rags. How is your human? Oh, he's doing a okay looking looking good all as well Rags, who's your main apex legend? I have the most kills with lifeline though I haven't played her in a while since I started playing with another friend who really likes her So I've been kind of cycling through bangalore bloodhound and mirage playing those three Enjoying them quite a bit particularly mirage And uh any videos on apex coming? Probably not though you will almost certainly see footage that I save Played in the background of like dog bites videos or maybe some other ones because I I do save clips of You know things here and there and I've been playing it enough So you'll probably see clips of it. Probably no videos dedicated to it though Depends on how rambly I want to be on dog bites sometimes if I just want to make a video where I just talk about some thoughts I have And uh also haimola. Hello Guys, I say this often I watch anime. It is terrible. The good ones are the exception to the rule And ruby is the epitome of bad anime. It's so bad. It's hilarious huh There you go Obviously most anime is bad 95% of everything is I mean yes, but like I guess it's the people often are giving a special mention at that point I assume What is your opinion on flying games because project wingman equals chef's kiss also high rags? Hello there Flying games. I don't really have not played many flying games. It's not really much of a Genre that I've explored You play flying games rags No, I don't Yeah, project wingman as I'm not even sure what it is to be honest with you Lawn is a treasure protect him at all costs Don't know what that's referring to The character an angel called lawn then yes, I agree l o r n yes there's like a music person who makes like electronic music named lawn, but that's I could be familiar with Maybe the lawn angel has got an e on the end. So probably not that one. Oh Uh, I want wind to blow All right There you go. Hi rags Hello Any recommendations from bad dragon? Yeah, I mean it depends on how Used to things you are back there Um, surely it's there's so many different preferential sort of changes you can make depending on your interest, right? I enjoy a Chance I have a two Of him two unflared ones One's a medium one's a large you had to work your way up to that one though You don't you don't want to start, you know, that's not a starting point Uh, but there's other ones that have been just fine. Um Let me try to get the name straight Look at the thing here Everyone's arguing in chat, but what what anime is What anime is It's so music to me. It's like it's okay guys, but what is anime It's a genre. It's not a genre. It's a style. It's a medium not a genre like oh god Archer is a good one that I would recommend I think they've actually renamed this since from when I bought it, but it's very humanoid Uh, but it's a really good starter Um, especially if they're soft Um That and Yeah, that that'd probably the one I'd suggest you start with Uh Watch the searchers by john ford That's a right. It's good an oldie, right? They haven't remade that yet. They were Sounds like something they would have remade by now. Um And yeah, and that's uh, that's it well at least for this e-fap, which uh Brings us to the end of this e-fap because I I'm afraid I am desperately in need of some food, you know Ah, I see the tank is ill suited to continue on such low amounts of fuel Uh, but it's been wonderfully fun. I want to make sure I save the game so we can carry on. It seems to be running better Now, uh, I got the different options going so That's good. That's good Mando Four episodes have been edited episode two is coming out tomorrow Around the time e-fap would normally stream. We'll just premiere it and then Resident Evil will be on tuesday and mandos next episode will be I guess friday No thursday and friday. I don't know how I'm gonna spread these out. I guess maybe if it's saturday monday resident evil wednesday mando friday mando saturday e-fap We got another gaming to release on the next monday. Basically, there's loads of things coming out guys. All right. It's gonna be great It's gonna be fun We are gonna watch episode six day after tomorrow or maybe I don't I don't really know and we're also Watching the last resident evil. There's lots of things getting recorded and edited and made up And all in the meantime, we are both still working on our videos lots of things along the way Oh, yeah, the the the meme stream or meme video. Sorry Meme fap that'll be out like Like in january 1st or something because it just it's uh got the wrong visuals for now all on the way No worry arinos and um Yeah, I guess that's about it. Um Or anything you wanted to mention rags before we toddle off to offline world No, I I think I've I think I've spoken enough. I think I've said what needs to be said It's like your opinion, bro Um, yeah, I was 10 hours. I think they consider that a long. I can't remember. Um I they better We're in trouble. So yeah more plenty of things on the way Lots lots lots of fun to them. Thank you all for hanging out with us. Hope you had fun And enjoyed the first of the christmas themed e-faps more along the way Good looking stuff Yeah, thank you for the memes the art the company and the the donations all very kind I guess we'll uh, we'll catch you all next time Good. Yeah, we'll see everybody later. Thanks for thanks for sticking around Good night everybody