 Yep, Charlemagne, the guy Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Bang, bang, bang, bang, what's happening? I don't even know why I did that. You know what I mean? Like old habits die hard. It's crazy. People just be doing this shit for no reason. Like why? What was it like when you had a gun? What was that like? I got guns now. Oh, but do you do that with it? No, I've been trained before. Now you keep them really locked up, nice and secure. You don't play with it. You only go get it if you're going to like train at the range, clean it. You take your girls too? No, not my girls yet, but. But you will. Absolutely. I don't know why. I don't know if you can start training at eight. Yeah, you can start training at eight. That's fire. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know why. Now that you have one, you hope not to use it. Yeah. We're back in the day, you're saying you were hoping to get the opportunity to use it? Not really. I just like to have it. So when I do this, people think you're really about that life, you know what I'm saying? Be like, dough boy, be like Ice Cube and Boys in the hood when he just lifted up your shirt. We got a problem cause? Like it. Just to let you know, let them see the handle. You know what I mean? What would your pose be? Like when you were when you were staying out this. You went sideways. That's how you know. Whenever you see somebody doing this, they don't know how to shoot. They don't know how to shoot. You know what I'm saying? It should really be like, you know, wholly steady. Like that. You got to hold your wrist, right? Yeah. Why'd you go on top? I don't know, man. I don't know why people do the stupid shit to you too. Why do we do the stupid shit that we did as children? OK, because we were high like Taylor is now. Heather, how you been? I'm actually really good. I mean, it's great to be here. It's the funny thing is that you and I showed up for work today on time. On time. That's crazy. Oh, I was the on top. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was the on top. Maybe we were early. Maybe we were so on time we were early, Shalmy. We got a text five minutes late already from Taylor. And it just said, y'all be there in 10 minutes. And then that's it. This girl. Then she came in 20 minutes after the text. High as fuck. High as shit. Done smoked weed, ate edibles. Is women's history mothin' grits? Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. Yo, it does do that. Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. It does do that. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want. You have Black History Month now, Women's History Month. You're too cocky. You're too cocky to come down to earth. First of all, all the times I had to wait for y'all. It's never happened. Yeah, we've never been late. It's never happened. We can't be late because the podcast starts when we're here. That's crazy. How can we be late? That's never happened. The podcast can't start until we're here. So that's one of the things. We have a time set too well. We've been more reliable than your period. Show. First of all, don't ever. Show. Don't ever. What's going on in a period? What's going on in a period? We've been more reliable. I've never been pregnant, so don't try it. Don't try it. Wait, is there a period? You think I'll be over here and y'all talk at work. I told you I wanted spiritual. You think I'll be over here and y'all talk at work. Wait, what's happening with your period? You think I'll hang out with that little conversation. No, we're talking about it. Yeah, I heard about it. I heard about it. I heard a conversation about somebody's calendar being a little off. Wait a minute. Yeah. That's mine. All right. It's night. You ain't talking about it. All right. I'm not in your business. I'm not in your business. No, that's crazy. How you been? Did I ask you how you were, Hezzi? You did. OK. I've been good. I've been on schedule. Show me when a period is so bad. No, I don't. That's you too. No, I don't. I'm a stud. Salute to all the studs out there, yo. We don't recognize y'all enough, man. You know what I'm saying? Y'all toxic shit. You do look like a stud over there. I'm a stud, bro. You got big stud energy. I was like a scorned stud. You do look like a scorned stud strapping on. Scorned. That's right. Mad as fuck. I'm not the one to use the strap on. Make them suck it, even though none of us getting pleasure. The girl not getting pleasure. You don't. They don't suck their own scrap. Right, though? You know what I'm saying? Because think when you was little, you used to try to suck your own dick. You know what I mean? What do you mean? When you was little. What do you mean when you was little? Oh, you still try doing that? The older I got, the closer I got. Damn. That makes sense. You know what I'm saying? Yo, yo. That makes sense. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, it stopped growing, but we was getting there. You was trying to go, yeah, yeah, the taller you got, you was like, oh, I got it now. I'm going to get down there. I'm going to get down there. Fuck you think I do Pilates. You know what I mean? Y'all do Pilates for what? Core strength? Nope. Listen, you know you have a certain age. After this conversation, you know what I'm thinking. Who am I thinking about right now when it comes to sucking your own dick? Oh, of course, Matt Broussard. Do tell. Comedian Matt Broussard from Guy Code, the dude who said he could do it. No, I don't remember that. He was on the Guy Code episode with all of us. Really? Yeah, remember? Oh, I know they bleeped. I know that episode just got erased from that. No, it's out. I don't remember that. No, I'm saying they probably erased it. And we were like, what was it like? And he's like, it's a lot more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. Sucked to some type of completion? What? Sucked to some type of completion? I actually didn't ask that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Wait, why? I was thinking about somebody else. Who could suck their own dick? Marilyn Manson. Remember, he got his ribs removed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he got his ribs removed to suck his own cock. I don't know if I believe that. What? I don't know if I've also taken the easy way out. You think that's the easy way? Surgery to suck your own dick is the easy way out. Or a commitment. I mean, yes. Or a commitment. Or a commitment. I respect commitment, yo. If you get fake titties, are you committed? Yes, you're committed to wanting big titties. I guess. I'm not mad at it. Shout out to all the studs, though. We appreciate you, man. You know what I mean? We was having. How did the studs come on your radar? What happened with the studs? No, I just been noticing them for a while, but I've been noticing people not noticing them the way they do. And why aren't they noticing the studs? I don't know. I think because, you know, when you have, like, male energy in that space, I don't know if it's just respected. Because even the studs love the films. You know what I'm saying? The studs even love the films. The studs fit in with us. That's the homies. You know, they're the homies. That's the homies. You know? So I think it's kind of like that in a way. So nobody really looks at them and think that they have empathy. Nobody really has sympathy for them because they give off, like, the manly energy. Like, it's kind of like us as men. Like, people are just starting to care about our feelings just a little bit. Yo, question. If you're a stud and we need studs to answer this, do you always take the strap with you? Because as a dude, like, you're strapped all the time. All the time. But meaning, like, you're ready to go. If you're single, you're ready to go. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? We're shooters out here. Studs pull up like this. So the studs, let's say you're kicking game. Like, you need to have it on you. If you kick game, we'll go to the gym. You need to have it on. You got to have that thing. And do girls care about how big a stud scrap on this? I mean, you got to have multiple. You got to be able to look at a girl. Shit, that ain't fair, yo. That ain't fair. Yeah, it's not fair. They probably can eat vagina better than us and they got multiple, multiple scrap on us. Depending on the girl. You know what I mean? All we got is what we got. What we got is what we got. God damn. And do you wipe your scrap on off for multiple women? You mean, do you clean your strap on having sex with other women? Yes. I mean, I would hope you would clean your strap. Yo, who got the brilliant studs podcast? I need to know more about studs. If there are studs, you should know podcasts. We need a stud you should know. If there are studs you should know. I want to hear that, yo. Because there's some really specific things about their culture that we need to know. One, do you wear the strap regularly? Do you just let that shit dangle? Yes. Number one. Number two. Do you tape down your titties or do you just let them hang? No. And if you don't tape them down do you consider the stud for real? Here's the thing. And do you tape them down? Or do you just wear what tight ass, what's the shit call a tailor that y'all be wearing? Wife beaters. Sports bras. Sports bras. You wear tight ass sports bras just to keep them concealed. Why are they embarrassed about their tits? Because they want to be y'all. But there are guys with tits. I don't think they want to be us, yo. No, I think that they like us. They like the way that... I think they like the way we move but they don't want to be us. But they like our energy. They like the way we move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like that masculinity. They like that testosterone. Yo, salute to the studs, man. Shout out studs. All the stud muffins out there. We appreciate you, yo. Yo, real talk. We need a stud on the podcast. Just talking that shit. Just breaking backs. Yes. Is there a stud day? Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta be, right? Like, we gotta... I want to celebrate the studs. My name is Jogan. We should... I wish we could have a stud on the pod. Yo, is Sam J a stud? I don't think Sam. Yeah, no. Sam is a stud in terms of she got the strap for sure. National stud day was February 5th. Holy shit. Really? Yo, it would be fine if it was February 15th. Why? Just the day after Valentine's. Because studs be out here breaking hearts. That's why I call them toxic studs, man. Wait, why? Studs be... Because they be out here turning girls out because they eat it crazy. Then they got multiple scrap ons. And they be turning girls out and breaking hearts. Man, I done seen... I done known plenty, plenty of women to get turned out by a stud. Dello almost got turned out. Dello almost got turned out. And it wasn't even a stud. It did not almost get turned out. Lucky it wasn't a stud. If it was a stud, you would have been flipped. I wasn't even close to almost. You bought her a fitted hat. If you bought her a fitted hat, you are in love. That's an engagement ring. No. That's a stud engagement ring. Yes it is. A new era Mitchell and Ness engagement ring. You bought her a fucking fitted cap. Tell the truth and shame that that won't happen. If anything, I was a stud because I just dipped on her. Yeah, because it wasn't a stud. But if it was stud energy and she ate your pussy crazy, you'd probably be a lesbian to this day. She is. She talks about that shit all the time. Oh my God, she is taking a sabbatical from Dick. Are we going to the next topic? Sure. By all means necessary. By any means necessary is Taylor's segment What We Got Taylor Gang. Kat Williams shows off. Everyone keeps talking about this and trying to beat his time. Michael Blackstone. I'm not mad at it. There's no hating here. You can't hate on this. That is a 57 year old man who ran a 49. He's not 47. 47. No. Kat is 57? Kat is 57. How old is Kat? Let me look it up. No, Kat got to be 47. Kat is 50, y'all. There's no way. There's no way Kat is two years older than me. Hold on. How old is Kat? 52. I mean, that's incredible. 52 years old. Credit where credit is due. Short people don't really age. That's a fact. Like that. That is fact. Duvall told me that. But it is kind of true. Short people don't really get old. They don't get old. That is something to that. He ran a 4.97 in the 40 yard dash at 52 years old. And this isn't like him and his homeboys. This looked like he's with an actual football team. And they clocked him doing this. His form looks pretty decent. I wonder how he moved. He was that fast. He was moving. He was moving. I'm not mad at it, man. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing to be angry about here. He is what he claims to be. Shout out, Kat. When it comes to that. Did you watch? You know he's doing a live Netflix special. I think it's a genius idea, my boy. A live comedy special. I think it's a genius idea. Especially with Kat because he's convinced us that he's incredibly entertaining when he's just ripping off the cuff. He'll talk shit about anybody. This is the moment where you go, oh, he's going to say whatever and nobody can silence him because it's live. I have to watch it. Yeah. And it made me think about, um, I wonder how soon after club Shay Shay interview, did Netflix come to him? Because Kat really hasn't said anything. He did. He did. He did. Then he did Rogan. I think Willie D's, but I think Willie D was before. You were saying that might be before. I think it was before Rogan. I couldn't be wrong. It was. It was before Rogan, right? Before I thought Shay Shay. Yeah. He was before Shay Shay. Willie D was before Shay Shay. So he did Shay Shay. He did Rogan. He really hasn't done anything but go on tour. So it's like you give him a mic and you put him out on that stage live for Netflix. Everybody will be tuned in. Live programming is the only way to go for most of these streaming service. You've seen what Netflix did with the Jake Paul Tyson fight, right? Jake Paul Tyson fight. How you feel about that? Okay. Shout out Jake. Jake finds a way. This motherfucker finds a way. Literally two days before all these YouTube channels going it's over. It's done. Jake is finally finished. Influencer boxing finished because he had just fought this dude down in Puerto Rico who was a professional boxer. Wasn't that good? He knocked him out. People didn't really care. Nobody watched it. But I thought he was on the undercard of the woman fight. He was. Serrano. Serrano. She got hurt. She got like I think some hair dye got in her eye. And so she had to pull out of the fight. True. Anyway. So, and he just finds a way. I mean this fight is going to be massive. It's Dallas Cowboy Stadium. It's going to be the most attended fight. It's probably already sold out. Did they even start releasing tickets? I don't even know. Netflix bought it. You don't have to order it. Netflix bought it. Oh yeah, Netflix bought it. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to get at. Alive. We're talking about live events. It's going to be a live event on Netflix. This is a game changer also because it's not like there's a fee. I think Netflix could also charge $20. And then people would have watched $60, $70, whatever the fuck ESPN charges. But I think they're just giving away and they're getting sponsorship. This is going to be the most viewed fight. Dude, it might be the most viewed fight in history. I haven't watched a fight in 15 years. I will watch this. You're watching this. You haven't watched it in 15 years. Not that I'm aware of it. No, but check it. Check it. It's also on your phone. Like it's so unbelievably easy to watch. And even if you're out at the bar, you're putting it on your phone. You're watching with no audio. You're at a club. Wherever the fuck you are in the world, if you have Netflix, you're putting it on. I think it might be. And it's a Saturday. The most viewed boxing match in history. I don't think that that's that crazy to say. You know what it's more intriguing? It's like, yeah, what you said, Jake finds a way to make these things historical. He finds a way, man. What I find more incredible as a man born in 1978 is the narrative that Mike Tyson has created for himself that still stands the test of time in 2024, even though I'm old enough to have seen Mike look mortal in the ring more than a few times, but he still has this air of invincibility. This air of he never lost the fight. This air of, oh my God, Mike Tyson is so scary in that ring. It is really interesting, because any other fighter his age, we'd be like, there's no way, but because it's Mike Tyson. But why? And I love Mike. He was so ferocious. I mean, with all due respect. He was so ferocious. I love Mike. So scary. He wasn't until he wasn't. But that's everybody. No. There was this one fight I was watching the other day. I'm going to tell you who was it. It was Mike Tyson versus Frank Bruno. Oh, yeah. Have you ever watched the Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson won both fights, but I think it was the first fight. Frank Bruno was giving Mike Tyson hell. Frank Bruno. I'll tell you about the knife round. Maybe the hardest puncher in boxing history, Frank Bruno. The British guy, right? Yes. Yeah. It was an unbelievably hard puncher. And he buckled Mike in like the first, the second round. Yeah. I mean, he was an unbelievably hard puncher. Frank Bruno was a beast. I forgot what round it was. The razor-erotic fights were good fights. I don't know if that was a razor-erotic. If you were taller than Mike and could box, you would give Mike problems. Most importantly, if you were willing to take a shot, because Mike is going to touch it. Yes. And that's what I'm saying. In this Frank Bruno fight, I forgot which one it was. It might have been the first one. I think it was the first one. I don't remember how the second one went. I was watching the first one again. Like, Frank, look at this. Frank Bruno is giving Mike hell. He's going to buckle him in the second. I mean, look at that shot. That's the thing. But Frank's eating him. He's a tough guy. Frank was really tough. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you go back and you watch a lot of Mike Tyson fights, don't watch the highlights. Well, he's knocking people out in 20, 30 seconds. He looked mortal in quite a few fights. It's not just the Buster Douglas fight. It wasn't just the Lennox Lewis fight. He looked mortal in a lot of fights. But the fact that he's still able to keep that, that, that, what's the word I'm looking for? Air. Air. Invincibility. Yeah. Well, can I ask, as a non-boxing guy, how much does the actual technical skill set erode with time? As opposed like... Oh, I don't think it does. So then Jake Paul's in trouble, right? No. I think people got to put some respect on Jake. I think, listen, if Tyson wins, people are going to go, well, of course he won. He's Mike Tyson. Right. If he loses, people are going to go, well, yeah, he's 58 years old. Of course he's supposed to lose, et cetera. So they're going to find a way to discredit Jake. But Jake should win this fight. He's fighting a guy who's 58 years old. It doesn't matter how amazing he was. Like, you know, Father Time is undefeated. So... What are the stipulations? No stipulations. Like what size gloves are they wearing? Are they going to wear headgear? No headgear. No headgear? No headgear. It's a real fight. It's a real fight? I don't know, man. No. If Tommy Fury were to go up against Mike, would you think he would easily be Mike? The only reason I say no is because Tommy hasn't really proven to have any punching power. But then he beat Jake. Yeah, but he kind of... He out-boxed Jake. Whereas with Tyson, if you don't have any punching power, he's just going to walk you down. He's going to keep throwing. Jake has knockout punching power. So if he touches you, you go down. The thing with Mike is that if Mike gets inside of Jake's range, he's going to touch him and he's going to cause problems. See, that was fight number two. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm a 57-year-old man who's taking a lot of punches, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like he's been quite battle-tested. Like we're not going to see this. No. You know what I'm saying? Also we were talking about this on Flagrant. Like how many fucking months do you need to actually get your body in shape? For us to get in shape and we're younger, it would be months. Yeah, Ron would it though. Oh, he's training all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike always posting videos of him training. Absolutely. Okay. That's what I said when you talk about, when you say Chris about like how much of that do you lose? Mike, if you watch him in his boxing videos, he's still got it. Like a lot of that is muscle memory. Like he stays on it. Okay. You lose so much. I mean, I'm here to tell you, you lose so much in your 50s. Chris, but you never had with Mike. I know that. Like Mike can lose 40% of what he was. Chris, when I was younger, I could put cream cheese on a bagel so much more efficiently. You lose so much more in your 50. Chris, what did you ask? I had something. I had something at one time. Now you could hoop a little. It's long gone, but I had it. Now Mike seems to believe that his basics, what do they call it? His fundamentals are so strong that he'll never lose that. I don't doubt that. Now here's the reality. People would love to see, like Jake has positioned himself as a villain in this game. And he's positioned himself as a villain and he's taken on guys that he shouldn't be and then he's beating them. And now the narrative is, oh, well they're older. It's the wrong sport or whatever, but he's still the villain. Mike Tyson gets to be the face. Everybody loves Mike Tyson. They want to see Mike take out Jake. Mike still thinking shit, too. Come on. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. They say Brawlick. He's like diesel, man. He's talking about diesel. So then say that. Why'd you got to say it? He's not diesel. He's in shape. I just say he's in shape. You know what I'm saying? He's in shape and he still got girth. No, not girth. He's still like… Brawlick, they say Brawlick. It ain't Brawlick, though. What is it? It's like old man Brawlick. I don't want to fight that. That's scary. That's a thing. That's crazy. Like, he still got it. But here's the thing, man. You're saying he still got it, but listen, Mike lost a lot of fights. He lost like five or six fights. Like he's like- Yeah, it's a professional fighters. Like that actually boxed the entire lives. But Jake, is that now? That's the thing. I mean, he's what, eight fights in, seven tomato cans. How many years have you been? I don't know, man. It's still a 57 year old, man. I hit my thing. If he beats Mike Tyson, I don't want this to seem like a thing. Like, oh, I beat Mike Tyson. Like I saw Jake, so I'm putting an eye on Mike to sleep. We've seen that before, Jake. Oh, you're trying to say that what he, if he does win, it's not that impressive. Nah. Nah, nah, nah. If you spar against Mayweather, right? And you beat Mayweather, that's still, that's something. Cause Mayweather never lost a fight. You know, Mayweather's still pretty active in the ring. So even if you beat somebody like Mayweather, that matters. You knock out 57 year old Mike Tyson, it's just like, and I don't think he's gonna get knocked up. Now let me ask you, does Jake have to knock him out? Yeah. He has to knock him out, right? No. I mean, he doesn't have to. He can win a decision, but it'll be anticlimactic if he, I think it will almost get looked at as a victory for Tyson. Yes. If it's a decision. Yes. Because then people go, yo, he's 57 years old and you couldn't even knock him out or you couldn't even go to a decision, et cetera. Now, if he does knock out Mike Tyson, I think what happens is some other boxers step up and they go, I'm gonna knock out Jake Paul for Mike. So then he gets another fucking payday. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Rogan saying? What is he saying about this? Yeah. Listen, I'm not mad. God damn. Oh, you remember that fight. This was crazy. When he fought to do a Dow syndrome. What? What a new name? Nobody ever talks about this show. What? They look to do a Dow syndrome fight Mike Tyson got out of prison and it was so crazy. What was this guy's name, y'all? That was like maybe the scariest Tyson. Pull it back, pull it back. He finally released him. He's the most terrifying looking Tyson ever. Now he looks, he was so in shape, man. And I'll never forget the way in or the stare down, brother. You could see it in Tyson's face when he's staring him down. There's this crazy, he's following him everywhere he goes, like a predator dude. Like Peter McNeely's kind of looking down. McNeely. Look over at Tyson. Yeah, look at that. Yo. Tyson, you saw it. Yeah, but here's the thing. Yes, when he came out of prison, he was in super shape. He knocked out McNeely, but then he got in the ring with Amanda Holyfield and looked more to his fuck up. Let's not take away anything from Amanda. Amanda was one of the greatest boxers ever. It was beyond, beyond great shape. Yeah. Listen, I love I am Mike Tyson. I'm just saying that it's very impressive that he's been able to keep this air of invincibility. When you look at him still like you need a code, you know, to get to him. And then like you got to see where his eye winks like in the video game generation. Does a young kid, does Paul feel that way? He's not invincible. I think there's a generation of kids right now who are going to watch him fight Jake Paul. And they're going to, if Jake beats him, they're going to talk like Jake just, you know, knocked out Thanos. And then they're going to go Google and realize, oh shit, this dude's lost madfights before. And it's just, I don't know. It's just, listen. What do you think happens in the fight? Honestly, I think it goes a distance. Really? I think it goes a distance. And I think. You think Tyson can last a distance? Yes. I think it goes a distance. Cause I mean, it's not like a, it's not like a. I mean, he went the distance with Roy Jones. Yeah. But wasn't that six rounds? Six rounds. And it was like a like exhibition. If this is a real fight and Mike fights the way he like, when we watch him sparring and he's like attacking. Yeah. Jake going to catch him. Hmm. Jake going to catch him. It's inevitable. Like Mike can't do that. Mike can't just rush in like that, fighting that 27 year old kid. Like Jake Paul, he has enough boxing ability to land one. And if he lands one, I don't know if Mike can can take that at 57 years old. I couldn't be wrong though. I don't fucking know. Also, I don't know how much of that movement he's going to be doing inside. I don't, I wonder if Jake is grabbing them or even Mike is grabbing them. Yeah. I think it might be like one or two punches at a time. Yeah. I don't know. There's got to be stipulations, yo. I don't know. Dreya Michelle reveals pregnancy with 22 year old NBA star, Jalen Green. We are overjoyed. Got him. Got him. 22 years old. Wow. How old is Dreya? I hate that she's older than 39, but. Here's the strange of things. Here's the strange of things. No, I'm not hating it. Why would she lie about her age? What reason would Dreya have to lie about her age? So she could get a 22 year old pregnant? But here's the thing, right? It's playing. Everybody talks about why would a 39 year old want to be with a 22 year old? How come we don't ever look at it from the other perspective? Oh, stop it. Why don't we? You like older women too, right? International women's day takes. Get out of here. Why don't we ever look at it from the perspective of the young man wanting an older woman? So, why would a young man want an older woman? Look at Dreya, Dreya's beautiful. Are you crazy? Yeah, she's not all older women. You want a woman at the height or around her peak fertility. That's the whole idea of attraction. Nah, now when you're 22. No, no, what I'm saying like- The whole idea of attraction is fucking. For what reason? The fuck? Oh. When you're 22. So you're telling me that you're 22 shows, everybody you have sex with, you're pregnant? All right, let's stop, let's stop, let's stop. There is a biological evolutionary reason that we want to fuck. What do you think it is? A nut. What else do you think it is? Just a nut. Are you genuinely sitting here across from me and you think that there is no compulsion? At 22, I was not thinking about getting nobody pregnant show. Fuck 22, our behavior is dictated by millions of years of evolution. I, to be honest with you, I've never as a man said- You're both not that fucking retarded. I'm telling you, you're both not that fucking retarded. You're saying that you wanted to get a girl pregnant? No. No, it's your programmed. Your brain doesn't know the difference between getting a girl pregnant or not. Your brain is just trying to spread its seed and it's trying to- I was just saying whenever you get hard and shit like that, it's not just attraction. I want babies out there in the world. We're programmed to do one thing as a species and that is procreate, make more of us. That's all we're supposed to do. Everything else, like I want to go study science in college, no. But what attracts you is the reason your wife is pretty. Yes. Don't, you're not just out here attracted to any old thing. And what is that? We are attracted to women that are around their most fertile stage because we want to get them pregnant. The reason why we're not as attracted to a 60 or 70 year old woman as we are to like a 25 year old woman is because at 25, a woman is at the peak of her fertility and at 70, she can no longer have children. So our body shuts off its attractiveness to women around 70 years old. Now, if you love your wife and you've been with her for years, there's a different romantic connection that you've built. You're rearing children and grandchildren of a family, of course. But some average 70 year old woman you're not attracted to. You are attracted to beautiful women at 25. Beautiful, key word. I think you're attracted to beautiful women at any age because you ain't never, at any age, looked at Roseanne Barr and said, I want to get her pregnant. You're right, but you would prefer 25 year old Roseanne Barr over 75 year old Roseanne Barr. Never prefer Roseanne Barr. I think 25 over 75. Never. I think so. You would never. I think you want them to want the kid Roseanne Barr. The headsy headsy. I think 25, you want to break that down. Roseanne Barr? Roseanne Barr at 25. You got to Google Roseanne at 25. Over 75. No, but what about when they're at peak pregnancy age, but they're ugly and we're not attracted to them at all? That's my point. I just didn't want to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I just tried to use somebody that I know I could say of course, I got nobody would try to cancel. Yeah, I got it. Of course. Of course. We're not into ugly people, yeah, as much for sure. Cosmetically challenged people, for sure. Yeah. Andrea is 39. She can still get pregnant. This woman looks like she's 25. That's 25 year old. Which is? Oh, yeah, you tell me you're not taking that down. You tell me you're not taking down on the left over on the right. Come on, yo, look at that right there. Beetle juice. Ah, it's nice. Come on, bro. Stop it. She might look better now. Stug, bro. Stop it. Yeah, that was stug. I don't know, bro. That's kind of crazy. Shows of Roseanne, bro. 25 year old Roseanne, bro. Yo, let us know right now. In the man history month. Let us know in the YouTube comments already. If 25 year old Roseanne Barkey get it. Y'all go after Google, this one's very good. I don't know, man. Go to that black and white. All I'm learning from Andy right now, he was a wild boy. Top left. It's 14 million people in the city. He told me you're not taking that down. Yo, there's 14 million people in the city, bro. Tell me you're not taking that down. I don't know how many women were in this city when you were 25, but God damn. All right, maybe not everybody could get it. That's what I'm saying. No, it's not what you guys are saying. We're arguing different things. Man looked like a Twitter egg at 25. What is the argument? Like, that is craziness. What are you saying? OK. The argument you guys are making is that what? Big back bar. Nobody's going to get mad at that. Nobody's going to get mad at me saying big back bar, are you? Nope, you know? And if you do this, remember what she said about Michelle Obama. What'd she say? Yeah, you know. Our battery's down. One for the other. Now he's jarring. Why are you threw Michelle under the bus for no reason? Because they used to say something about Michelle too. But what did you say you said you would take it down? Nah, I should get it. Nah, man. Come on, no. You think so for nine? Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is Drea looks like she's 25. Drea is beautiful. She's stunning. Drea is beautiful. But once again, nobody talks about the other perspective. They're so busy calling out Drea and saying Drea is a predator. First of all, you're not a predator if you're 39 years old and you met the person when he was 21. How's that predatory? If you were turning? Yeah, I think we have to treat adults as adults. Like, you're a 21-year-old adult. The word predatory is crazy. Yeah, if she met him at 16 and she was going to AAU games, that's a little different. Yes, our baby's sitting there with some shit like that. Yeah, I hate this, if she's babysitting, that's fucking it. Babysitting is crazy. That's right, sure. So we got to look into that. If she's babysat him in his life, that's a problem. That's crazy. That really is a problem. Now, yeah. Now listen, as a dude who's 20, how old is he? 22? 22. So when he's 40. Same age as his son. Say again? Same age as his son. Same age as his son. That one makes a strange that she has a son and that's 21? No, it's just weird. That's a little bit as to it. Dude, stay older women. It's weird. It's just weird. I've always thought that, you know? I've said that for a long time. But it's just like, I'm not, I can't sit here and act like it's illegal. No. I can't even sit here and act like it's morally wrong. I don't even like when we infantilize him. Like, he's a 21-year-old. How do you know what that means? Say again? When we treat him like a child. He's a 21-year-old adult in America. Yes. Like, he can make his own decisions. And if this ends up being a bad decision, he'll figure it out. But she's not grooming him. She's not taking advantage of him. At all. You're 21. At a certain point in time, we have to let people make their own fucking decisions. That's right. And I'm going to tell you something. If I was a 22-year-old millionaire man, every woman I probably would be dealing with would be older than me. Because these older women are amazing looking. Draya looks incredible. She's stunning. Yes. And has always been that way. So the question is this. Let's say you're jailing Green. I think this is why this comes up. Let's say you're jailing Green. Let's say Draya's got, I don't know, five more years left of fertility, maybe. So she can put out maybe three kids with them, tops. And that's pushing it like they're going every single year that they have an opportunity. There is a limitation if they just want to be together for the rest of their lives. And there's a limitation to how many children they can have because of that. Whereas some people that are jailing's age, they might go, hey, listen, I want to have six kids. And I want to spread that out over the next 10 years. And she just doesn't have that. Draya might be cool with that, though. Draya might be like, look, I'm mama bear. And then you go knock up girls. If you want to get your little, we can have some sister wives. You know what I'm saying? Go do your thing. I mean, now we're talking. I'm just saying, now we're talking. She had to say a while back about, I guess, being in relationships. Like one. She was like, one more kid. That's what she was saying. So like the person you're dating, you see like a future with them? I think the question you were asking me is if I wanted more kids. And I feel like I want more kids. And I feel like at this point in my life, right? The relationship is amazing to have, right? But that's not what I'm basing having a kid on. Because I'm very nontraditional. I feel like you can co-parent without being in a relationship. Maybe just two people saying, hey, you want a kid? I want a kid. Let's just have a kid. And like, let's just see. Really? So you would do that? I'm very free-spirited. I'm very open and just. So. I don't know what I just watched. She wants to have kids. Nah, she even threw it. No. How many kids you got? Two, right? One? This will be our second? One. There'll be a second one. Man, salute to Draya. I don't see nothing wrong with it, man. I just think it's weird to call people like Draya predators, even when they was. I agree. I think that's fucked up. That's a weird language. He's 21. Like, at what point do we consider people adults? And what if, yes. And what if he's a young man who likes older women? Everybody always like, oh, you're older. You like younger women? Is this weird as a woman? I mean, yes, he has a bag. But like, as a woman, it's just weird to even want to date with a younger guy. But you love who you love. I mean, unless her maturity level is the same as his and OK then. Now, see, that's what I'd be thinking. Yeah, I don't know what to even talk about. What is a 40-year-old woman seeing a 22-year-old guy? I don't understand. Oh, my God. Can you imagine how annoying it is to watch the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight with a 22-year-old? And you've got to explain who Mike Tyson is. Oh, my God. You've got to put out oldest Hindu games. Is this the guy from the video game? Yes. And she don't even know about the video game. She only know it because you used to wear the t-shirts. I got mad Mike Tyson t-shirts with the characters on and shit and hoodies and shit. Like, she's fighting to do it from the hangover. You know what I mean? Shit like that, like, I don't got time for that. Like, that's what I hate. I need to, when I make certain references, I want you to understand it. Yeah, free Draya, man. I don't think people realize what she's actually doing through right now. She got to speak two languages. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's always talking about, you know, oh, it's just so messed up for all the women to mess with a younger guy. No. Do you know what that older person got to go through? Dealing with that shit? Mind-boggling amount of annoyance. It don't even make any sense, man. They don't understand any of your vernacular, any of your slang words. They got all these new slang words that you don't fucking get. Yeah. And then I saw Donna Rollins say some funny shit one time. Donna Rollins was talking about being an old man dating a younger woman. I think he said this on his special. And he goes, I would date an older woman if we grew old together. He was like, he said, I'm not going to be this age and go find an old new bitch. That shit is funny. It kind of makes sense. That's what I'm saying. I know an R&B singer right now, Salute the Keep Sweat, man. Keep Sweat said to me one time. Keep Sweat said, man, why would I ever date a woman my age? He not make too much money to date a woman my age. That ain't my thing, though. You know what I'm saying? If I was out here, y'all already know what I'd be trying to get if I was single. What? Pied the bow? First of all, don't be blowing up my spot. What'd you say? What'd he say? But old R&B singers? That's where it's at. You would want old R&B singers? Absolutely. Stephanie Mills, Patty LaBelle. You know what I mean? For what is that? No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I would be dating. And what would you want to do? You would want to have sex with them? No, that's disgusting. Why would you say something like that? That's what I thought. So you want to just have the conversation. I'd be a dator. You are a fucking stud. I'd be a dator. You a lesbian. Doesn't she make pies, too? Yes, she does. Yo, you just love pie, man. That's really what it comes down to. Older women that offer that pie? Oh, listen, I was in Austin, right? Yo, this is Christmas there. I was in Austin, right? And I was on a panel for Vox Media. We did me and Angela Rye were guests on the, what's the name of the Today Explained podcast with the O.L. King. And so they did a Q&A at the end. And this guy stands up. I could not understand what the fuck he was saying until I could understand what he was saying. And he goes, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, all the man. What is Taylor's mama's pie? Do for your mental health. And I was like, what? He was like, what is Taylor's mama's pie? And talking real low. Oh no. This is in the middle of like 20 very serious political problems. Yes! Wow! God, God, the intro, the election. It was about politics. The whole conversation was about politics. And he's like, So a guy with a speech appointment stops a very serious conversation to ask maybe the greatest question in history of all time. I got to explain to the audience who Taylor is. Were you there? Taylor's mama's pie. That's why he was stuttering. He thought I was going to be there. He just smacked up. I'm like, Taylor Haynes is a producer that works with us on various shows. Her mama, you know, loves to give me her pie. Her mama's giving her pie all the time. And it's so tasty and it's so warm. And somebody was like, yo, is she selling it? I said, not to me. She said to me, show it is free for me. Yo, what's up, real? I'm a stud. Don't say nothing crazy to me. He said, hey, crime. All right, let's pay some bills there. Wait, hold on. Before you guys go to the ad, I want y'all, what's y'all take on this? Do you see this? What's our take on what? Social media reacts to rapper Rx Hector hyping his mom up as they celebrate her birthday. Popular Atlanta rapper Rx Hector was released from jail today after being sentenced to five years in prison for iPhone robbery and assault. What do we react into? What's going on, man? He said Friday's night. Oh my God, look at this. What's up, Glock? Wait a second, y'all, don't play with her. What's the problem? What? It was a beautiful mom. Whoa. OK, he got it. OK, OK. Everybody's on his way. This guy is real. Look. He slapped his mom's ass. OK. It ain't no clock. 12 o'clock on the dot. Let me tell you this. With all due respect, I don't blame him. With all due respect, I don't blame him, but it's his mom. Oh my God. It's hard for me to answer that question, because my mom don't got that kind of ass. Mine neither. My mom's ass. That's what I'm saying. Lats, toast. I never even thought about it. But if that's walking around the house, it's hard to not want to do something to it if it's walking around the house. Yeah. That's a good question. Somebody in the Twitter comment, that's a real comment. Is that his real mom or stepmom? If it's stepmom, then it's less. I would hope that's his stepmom more than his real mom. That's crazy. The first comment under this post is Hollywood Unlock. It says, my son is the exact way with me. It's really a boy-mom thing. What? Somebody said, please stop. Nothing wrong. He's clearly playing. What? My daughter taps minds because they say it's too big for my height. And my son does as well, always making something, what did that say? Weird. That's why everything not just social media, like it's... Small fucking guy. Got three New York Times best-selling books. Can't read to save his fucking life. See that shit. Oh, there you go, Taylor. I mean, I used to do it to my mama, so I don't want to create a double standing just because I'm a girl. What? Y'all all weird if y'all think it's okay. He didn't just tap her on the butt. He said jump. She kept tapping her butt, and she kept clapping her cheeks. We are not about to normalize this. Some of y'all love coddling boys and wonder why some of them can't function and want their woman to be their mama's kid and be raising kids is what I see from the comments. I'm a boy-mom too, and this is dumb. Hmm. I mean, I think it's strange, but I try to mind my business because I don't know what's strange in this world anymore because the things that I think are strange are perfectly normal to y'all, as those first few comments say. But I also think that a lot of times those people are bots in those comments, and if you let the bots get about four or five off early, it can kind of switch the narrative because people don't really think for themselves anymore, so they'll go in the comments to see what a bunch of people think, and then they'll be like, well, maybe I'm the weird one, because I think it's weird that he just clapped his mama's cheeks. Now, I could watch this video a few more times. Not because of him touching his mama's butt, because yo, bro, bro. Yeah, I mean, she got it. Yeah, but that's my age. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how old your mama is, but I was born in 1978. I would assume she's around the same age. No, bro, she got it. I'm like, okay, salute to her. All right? Yeah. It'd be an issue if it was her daughter. No. No. There's nothing better. Not at all. Not at all. Is he straight? Because that's the other thing. Women, y'all be letting gay men do this, y'all. If he's gay. No, I don't. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know the brother. He just came out of prison. Everybody, come on, stop. Everybody can't stop. I don't know. I mean, listen, man. The each is old. I ain't, you know, that's their relationship. My whole thing is, does she have a problem with it? Clearly not. Clearly this is how they get down. You know, it is what it is. That's a good cake, too. What restaurant is that? What's that? I don't think it's the one thing. That's not the birthday from milk? Milk. Tell her there's one more thing. Shout out to the South Carolina Gamecocks, Don Staley. Last year this time, I told y'all that women's basketball was better than men's college basketball. Last year this time, when we were recording at WTF Studios, I was in here talking about how good women's basketball is. Now you got everybody with the hot take. I saw Kevin Garnett and Paul Piss saying how women's college basketball is better than men's college basketball and they can't even name five men's college players. I told y'all this last year how good women's basketball was. That's actually a really interesting point. How many men's college basketball players can y'all name right now? I can't name one. How many of them can name one? The only men's team I've been remotely paying attention to is the South Carolina Gamecocks because there they finished the season number 17 with the men's as well. But women, you got, was it Caitlin Clark? Caitlin Clark, who's a beast, just broke the all-time scoring record for college period. Salute to Le Mans Paris, man. Le Mans, what you're doing with the South Carolina Men's Gamecocks is incredible. But you got Caitlin Clark. You got Angel Reese. You got Flauginé Johnson. You got Juju at USC. You know, you got Ashlyn Watkins for the Gamecocks. It's just a great sport. Look at this, they fighting and shit now. Yeah, I like it. They dunking in the games. I like it. Everybody in women's college basketball plays like Tim Duncan and Steph Curry. That's fire. Everybody. They dunk it? Huh? You said they're dunking? No, they play like Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan. They're all fundamentally sound players. And now you got somebody like Caitlin putting it on the floor. What's the young lady name for South Carolina? I think it is Ashlyn Watkins who played. She played like Kyrie Irvin, yo. Yeah. Like it's just, it's just the front. Yeah, Ashlyn Watkins. Loot to Ashlyn Watkins. Yeah, the fighting is kind of cool. Girl fights are fun. But this is more of a stud fight. Stud fights are, what? They're not stud leaders. Exactly. They used to be a time. Women's basketball. Was more lesbianic. Yes. More studly. More studly. More studly. Now you think it's not. I think there's still a fair amount of lesbians in girls' basketball. I'm sure. But studs though? Yes. Yeah, I think there's some studs. I think you could catch some strap from one of these girls. You know Papito? You don't think these girls are throwing around a strap? You think so? Yeah. No, maybe it's Malaysia. Yeah, Malaysia. Malaysia full away. I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name wrong. Whoa. Malaysia full Wally. Look up her highlights. Can she dunk? Nah, but her. She's like Kyrie out there with the ball handling. Malaysia or Malaysia? Let me see. Malaysia. Yo, she can't even have a sneaker, bro. That's fucked up. Am I? You can't get, you can't get the air Malaysia sound. Am I? L-A-Y-S-I-A full Wally. Play with the L-S-U coach said. Because people were kind of mad at this comment. What'd she say? Listen to it. No one wants to see that ugliness. But I can tell you this. I wish she would have pushed Angel Reese. Don't push a kid that you 6'8". Don't push somebody that little. That was uncalled for in my opinion. Let those two girls that were jawing, let them go at it. Now see here's the thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. She says she's pussy, yo. That's what I'm saying. Coach says she's pussy. Yo, girl basketball is fired. That's what I'm saying. Girl basketball is fired. Now, when you watch Don Staley's statement. Is that her name? Don Staley? No, that's Kim Mulkey for LSU. Don Staley is the legendary coach of the Gamecock. But Don Staley's statement was very good too. You know, she just apologized for everybody and she's like, that's not my team, whatever, whatever. I'm not mad at this because it's real. I like that. This is a real statement. You know what I mean? She started off like, yo, we don't need none of this. But if you want that smoke, go pick on somebody on your own side. I wasn't mad at that. But what I would tell her is that, you know, Angel Reese didn't have anything to do with this. You know what I'm saying? Angel Reese didn't push Flaugin' A to it. I mean, Angel, Flaugin' A didn't shove. Angel Reese wasn't the person who shoved the Gamecock player. It was Flaugin' A. So Kim, not Kim, what's her name? She just hit the game-winning shot in the three-pointer. It don't matter. No, it does matter. Oh. Okay? Why do you want it? Jesus Christ, man. I mean, does it matter? Bro. It's women's mug, man. Is that why we're talking about this? No, we're talking about this because women's basketball, Collins' basketball is fire. Let me look it up for you. Okay? That's why. What's her name? She hit the game-winning shot against Tennessee, man. You know who I'm talking about? My team. The game. Cardoso, Cardoso. Camilla. Camilla Cardoso. Camilla Cardoso was just being an enforcer, man. That's what she did. I'm not mad at enforcers. The game needs enforcers. She hit the game-winning three-to-night before. Then you bumped my teammate. I don't like that. You going to the ground. I don't have a problem with none of it, yo. The tournament is going to be fire. I'm definitely going to a game. I mean, we might have to go to the game. Going to a game. Let's pay some bills. Look at this. Look at Malaysia. Oh, my God. Actually, that was filthy. That was filthy. Malaysia is a beast. You can't do nothing with this show. What? You couldn't do nothing with it. I'm slapping that ball into the fucking mouth. She's a little bite. Stop. I mean, that was pretty. That hurt all year long. She's a freshman. Nah, she's nice. She's nice. Malaysia is dumb nice. Let's pay some bills, Taylor Gang. Taylor. Come on. Are you going to play with it at 8 o'clock 101? Really? Come on. Making big tales. It's not even like... It's not even, do I think, in a three-point shootout? No, of course not. But if she's playing D on me, what is she going to do? I don't think you'll get the ball. What if I star with the ball? You start with the ball. You're going to miss. How will I miss? I'm going to back her down. How tall is she? And I'm just going to do a layup. She could be seven for it's not gonna stop me from backing her down get her in the fucking Why didn't we ever get any women to take up and I wonder She's six feet. She's free flight. Fuck I'm six too, but I'm I'm full of testosterone strength muscles jumping ability huge dick Caitlyn Washington, bro Malaysia watching you to laser that they stay too ill off the handle you can't hold Oh, come on fast stop it. I'm not even gonna play D. You what you think you running the 40 right now? I'm not gonna play D. I'm just gonna shout out things that they're insecure about That's how you play deal Longer than your first Your daddy don't love you I mean you gotta do what you gotta do. I don't have the head see anymore. So I gotta talk that shit That's my superpower. You don't want to play me. You're doing like you just did me like hey, hey, you got a little You're not gonna get your mustache waxed yo we're saying all I can say women's basketball is fire man I'm not for real shout out to all the body in a shot to Malaysia as well telling you That finish was crazy. No bullshit the finish that finish was unbelievable. It is very exciting to watch and good for them They take it very serious man Mood and I got more stars I think that's the other thing too, but that's because most guys can go to the league. Yeah, so then NBA I mean they stay in the NCAA They get to develop stars. I know that's right in college basketball gets to develop stars All the stars that could be in the men's run to the NBA You know go like this right here you you're yeah, there you go You you were making a great point because I was gonna tell us to wipe their mouth. Yeah, because what do they got on it? Probably yeast. Okay, so here's the thing Come on Women's mind, right? We're just two dads who like to come here and be fucked. We're girl dads We can make these jokes, right? Can we brought women into this world? That's right You don't know. She's a girl dad yet. Oh my daughter doesn't know that she's a girl dad yet. What does that even mean? But how does that hurt my feelings? Just cuz you didn't start thinking When you realize it was a girl dad cuz you're a girl dad Yeah, like when I was you're not a girl dad. You're a girl that has a dad Just like my daughter You can't be a girl dad Dad your dad's You can be a girl dad You identify as a girl dad, it's okay. Are you a girl dad? This is America What's it like raise these niggas like I'm their daddy cuz They girl that's to me their girl dads to you that still I thought about it Daddy's girl. Yeah your guys are These girls is the dad, right? 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I talk about mental health in the book Of course, I have a mental health, but I talk about all kind of stuff like Growing growing up how to Navigate being a father, you know, no, no, I'm saying the topics that you would talk about. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's like fill the dead air It's a really good strategy. Oh, it's a bunch of I mean, I mean it can be something as simple as this, right? Like I'll be we're about to talk about something in a minute I don't know you mean like something from the book like you said in the book you also Have things that people can bring up if they can't sit in silence. Yes, like what's one? Oh, so yeah, the topics range. So it's like my thoughts on Politics in the current political landscape my thoughts on being a father and you know how to navigate being a girl dad Yeah, it's just like different things you can title me was the one title mint culture Oh good and the worldwide nigga net like it's a it's things that you can actually Discuss. Yeah, you might not want to discuss the worldwide nigga net. Why? Well, you can you just would have to use the acronym, which is WWND. No worldwide nigga. WWNN Tell you I'd be WWNN. Yeah, okay And listen, make sure you go get your tickets for the second annual black effect podcast festival Happening April 27th at Pullman yards in Atlanta gillian. Yolo gonna be on that podcast stage The poor minds podcast Dray and let's see gonna be on that podcast stage Mandy and wheezy horrible decisions gonna be on that podcast stage Debbie Brown, she's gonna be on that podcast stage doing her podcast deeply well So we got the mindfulness mental health thing covered will Lucas. He'll be there doing black tech green money live So we got financial literacy covered the baller alert show They'll be there doing that podcast live and just hilarious. She'll be there doing her podcast carefully reckless live She'll be doing a just fix my mess live on stage So everybody that's always calling in the breakfast club one just to fix that mess and emailing her podcast and sending her messages via her Podcast carefully reckless. She'll be doing there doing that live who you most excited to see at the at the fest I'm always This is gonna sound politically correct But I'm always excited to see everybody because I'm I love the evolution of podcast I think about it 11 years ago craze probably longer. When did when did last we can start Chris? Oh 2011 okay, yes, so rogue. I think about guys like Rogan Rogan is like Rogan's like 10 11 years old More than that. I think not that much. Maybe like he's right. We're right behind him Like maybe he might be he might be 11 or 12. Yeah, and where we're where we're 11 years in Yeah, so I just think about how 11 years ago people didn't even know what the fuck a podcast was crazy now a decade later You got all you got people making a lot of money people have turned this into a business I just came from the I heart radio podcast awards in Austin, Texas Monday crazy. This is my second annual black effect podcast festival We sold out last year. We don't pay to sell out this year So I'm always intrigued to see how people take their live show. So with that said I'm very excited to see poor minds Okay, I have not seen them live before but I've heard them a lot of amazing things about their live show Horrible decisions always puts on a great live show. I still have yet to see I haven't seen anybody better yet on stage Wow, I haven't big compliment. I haven't it's hard Shout out horrible decisions. It's hard to give that the 85 South show even though 85 South is incredible Because of what they do It's three stand-up comedians. Ah, and DC is a performer. Yeah, you know what I'm saying I see I see he not only does he do stand-up, you know, they act You know, they do music they sing like they know the stage or lends himself to that Yes, I like when we when you go see 85 South show, you know, they're gonna be good on stage It's surprised to me when I when I see like damn Mandy and Weezy really So I feel I'm very excited to see poor minds. I can't lie. I'm very excited to see a poor mind So make sure you go get your tickets April 27th Pullman yards in Atlanta second annual black effect podcast festival. When did Rogan start? 2009 2009 how many years that What is it what are in 15 years? Let me see we're 2024 so like 14 15 years. Yeah, very young still very very young crazy Very young um house passes bill The fourth tick-tock sale. Oh, yeah, what's your theory on this from Chinese owner our band the app? What's it thinking I Don't really have a theory. I think that you know the the US and I think all it whenever you see stuff like this These countries have more intel than we do these countries meaning cuz the America's not the first country to ban tick-tock Oh for sure and also keep in mind China doesn't let our apps in You know I'm saying for this exact reason. I don't want us collecting data. That's right. So yeah, but but but Taylor Made a good point earlier. Which is which is rare. She made a good point. I didn't even say nothing You farted just now He's that shit the way he must have aimed that shit that she must have bounced off the wall because it sounded like it came from you Taylor Oh my grandfather's grave guys listening God is listening. Okay. I farted but you've also farted in your life Stop act like you're some saint. Yes, you do fart for all the guy I want to act like someone else did why you don't know how to have fun You've probably done that before in your life for an all-day take off your underwear full of shit Under is full of shit. No, not under where when they do those those those scratch pants. Oh, yeah, yoga pants That's why we call them wolf pants. You got the wolf She said that your cell phone your smartphone is already collecting mad data, of course So that's why I said why you so worried about this thing. No us the idea is it's collecting data So like if America is collecting data on its own citizens, that's okay If another country's collecting data on our citizens, that's a little concerning and then also when you have a social media app They can put they can one understand the culture here And then they can also push certain content to change the culture That's right So what if they push a bunch of videos that make being a Democrat really look really cool or being a Republican look really cool Or a candidate look really cool, and then they start skewing elections in that way or even radicalizing That one anime Don't you ever forget it Oh for Darby's Ever forget it Other than we know what this is This is a Chinese app in America feels like they're collecting too much of our data They could be spying on us everything you just said is true show other countries have done it I don't other countries have banned it. I think it's terrible for for Biden Yeah, because you know Everybody always want to talk about the black approval rating Biden getting his ass kicked all across the board and you know He has very low approval ratings with the youth. This ain't no way to get the youth on your side Banned in a favorite app. Yeah, and they could just make another app though Huh, they want to talk to sell to somebody in America, but So they're not against tiktok They're against the idea that the data might be going back to China and now tiktok claims No, all of our servers are here yada yada yada But there's no way to actually make sure that's not going back to China and since it is a Chinese company and since Chinese companies are Tied to the what is it called the Communist Party? Especially the successful ones. They are working with the Communist Party. So why wouldn't they take data? I'm gonna tell you what you about to see though I feel like this is just the beginning of a lot of regulations You know and legislation that is gonna create be created around social media And what's gonna be very interesting to see in the future is how much y'all really want to invest in your careers? Because I have a feeling that at some point you're going to have to have a license to broadcast Certain types of content meaning if you're on YouTube or one of these platforms and you're presenting yourself as a source for news Yeah, it's interesting. You're gonna have to go out there and get some type of license Like I don't know if y'all know radio stations and television stations. They have a license. There's some sort of accountability Yes, they actually have to go out there and get licenses You can lose your license if you get too many FCC fines, you know You can lose your license if the FCC says that you're transmitting things over your airwaves that shouldn't be there A lot of y'all motherfuckers that's out there spreading a lot a lot of lies and bullshit y'all better get used to it Y'all better have fun now. Yeah, that's coming But isn't there a version of that though because YouTube they'll strike your channel if you're doing they're not doing it fast enough But it's too much bullshit information leaking through the cracks They have too much influence over people and what would happen with for people like us who like talk about the news We talk about culture, but we're also saying that we're idiots Will we just be able to get to talk about whatever? I think we might be a little bit different because it's it's it's a lot of what we do is satire, right? You know, so we'd be protected by satire. I would think because those are there are very Specific laws in America that protects that yeah, I would think you know I would think because you know, we give our opinions I think that's the difference people know that when we're giving our opinions instead of these are the facts There's people out there literally presenting false information like there was a whole article like I'm pretty I did not send you that article Did I send you that article on the bottom? Let me read it. I'm gonna read the headline I think I told y'all to go look this up the headline of the article was Fake news YouTube creators target black celebrities with AI generated misinformation I'm sure it's not just happening the black celebrities, but you know these things are happening like there They'll take pictures or they'll take audio. They'll take the pictures in the audio and Create a false narrative around Pictures in the audio and say people got arrested and say people are you know admitting the things that they didn't do like It's all types of wild shit going on Eventually they're going to put a clamp on it. I think this right here is the beginning stages I think well, I know I take that back it started when they bought everybody from these social media apps onto the hill and Did that made them face the parents of the kids who committed suicide and all kind of stuff it started with that Yeah, this is the next step house passes build a forced tick-tock sale if they forced tick-tock to sale you about to start seeing rules and regulations and Stipulations clamped down on a lot of well think about it like with with AI and AI is now ability to create video It's ability to like write essays, right? Etc. You could put out an article you could say hey AI put out an article about how Charlemagne the god is is it actually a stud and Then you could say AI create a news website that that article is from and then you could say AI Populate that news website with news stories for 10 years and you could take one little clip from brilliant idiots Obese even though y'all know I'm saying it in jest But just me saying I'm a stud exactly and now we we could go to that website That we asked AI to create and we like this is a fake website and then all of a sudden It's got stories about random topics for 10 years. We go. This is probably a legit website. That's right That's right. I is gonna make making fake news and Misinformation so much easier and the concern isn't the people within the country The concern is People outside of the country in governments outside of our country using it to manipulate us What if what if you're China or Russia and you hear a fake AI of President Biden? Talking about how you gonna nuke? Like literally and what what if you leak it and don't even make it seem like it was an announcement You leak it like it was just a private conversation that they were having with somebody like Joe Biden was having a private conversation What did the head of the military and he said we're gonna have to nuke Russia such as a now Russia's like oh word Like you just don't know where this shit can end so and and I don't think humans are smart enough to get in front of What if AI breaks into a country's defense? Systems and forget about a fake conversation Signals that they're incoming missiles. Yeah, I did that's why would they do that? Well, I mean because the AI hallucinates that's one of the dangers with Oh, you're saying they become sentient and they decide that they want to this is what we should do We should AI hallucinates. Yeah Explain, I don't fully understand it, but essentially there's a point as it collects data where It begins feeding on itself. It's collected everything It's like the snake eating its tail and when it gets to that point It just starts creating new information that isn't actually connected to anything anymore They get to a point where they just start making up shit If you got to create five six stories a day to eat you just gonna start making up some shit It's easier to make it up. God damn AI It is easy to make it up Then everybody shit. Yeah, man I don't we it's gonna be an interesting time that we grow up in and our kids grow up in imagine like Having to tell your kids something that they read on the internet Is completely fabricated do that now yeah, what do you mean? It what you're saying they'll come back with things that are Here that they might or maybe they have a bigger they have a stronger bullshit detector Maybe they grow up knowing what they don't know like but you don't know what you don't know So like like let's just say like my 80 year old She'll come home and tell me something that somebody said to her in class I'm like what that's not true like where'd you where'd you get that from what he said or she said and I'm like Where are these kids getting this shit from hmm to me? These are kids that are on TikTok these are kids that are on these social media platforms And they're getting a lot of this BS information it happens to adults Yeah, like adults fall for this shit. You know I mean like they like my daddy falls for some of this shit No, you're right. That is true a lot of adults are falling for these kind of scams My daddy called me in 2016 because he thought Birdman came and shot up my goddamn house Why cuz there was an article somebody put up a goddamn article saying bird ran that's shot up my house in 2016 My youth of Saturday. I'm downstairs minding my business My interview yes, so then my wife could bark man call your daddy. I'm like why I go upstairs I got like seven or eight missed call like what the fuck just happened all cuz of some stupid ass Fake TMZ article did the week of the bird man put some respect on my name shit saying bird man have my house shot up So imagine this now we haven't understand the fake news exists And we have understanding the Photoshop and how you can manipulate pictures our parents have no understanding But they're also on the end we got to get old people off the internet You gotta get my like this Facebook is not safe for you know because they could create entire websites They could manipulate pictures they could show a picture of you Dead word up and your family might believe it up. Well, that's an active scam right now with car crashes They threw remote calls. They get a snippet of your voice. Okay. Oh wow with AI and then they call your elderly parents Oh my god, you're voicing. I've just been in a car crash. I need this. It's my fault. I'm gonna be at the county jail police station police call and help bail me out and then They have somebody call the same number saying hey, you know, we have your son They give them a fake number to call back. It said, you know, somebody answered says hi You're at the you know downtown Manhattan. Wow press one if you want to go for and then wow We can get him out. It's about to happen You call on AI now trying to call my dad. Oh that happened to him and they said to him I Just ran a stoplight and Crashed into your son. He's dead. I'm being detained by the police And and he was like what I just ran a I just ran a red light crashing to your son I'm being detained by the police. Your son is dead, but it wasn't your voice No, no, that's what scary your voice is out there so much Think about what they fake it and make it come from you. So literally your voice can call your dad Yeah, and then be like hey, I'm in I'm in an emergency situation. Can you send me 10 grand? Please I can't really tell you about it. Did my dad would know that was fake That's not how the family works. I get those calls I Get those calls it's actually kind of kind of insane. What do you mean? I'm sure you understand this shows I Don't think people realize that we got lives too That we have things that we gotta pay And people we gotta pay So if you hit me and Asked me for something if you say if you say y'all want yo and then by way I don't have no problem helping people out But you can't hit me and tell me like I'm trying to get y'all. I just had to pay my taxes So I need to stay on my feet. How much you think I had to pay? I May come to work smiling every day, but on inside. I'm terrified Okay, I may look like I'm on my feet. I'm on my back after Uncle Sam finished with me on my stomach Okay, I'll go Sam the only man that can make me lay on my stomach and say toot that motherfucker Okay All right, I know the internet thinks I'm gay, but I promise you the only man who has ever fucked me is Uncle Sam And I gotta act like I like it We can't even buck We can't even buck Okay, and uncle you gotta fuck gotta fuck uncle Sam is the only person We don't give consent to yeah, and he can just take it And if you say no you go to jail you go to fucking jail and when you come out jail what you gotta do still God Why do we act? Why is this okay? Y'all want to have a real cool? That's what we need to be Y'all revolting over the wrong shit fuck overthrowing the results of an election. Yo, come on Come on man. Come on man. Be a lot of support That's all i'm simply saying like we gotta change the way taxes are done in this country We don't know where the money's going. Okay, new york should look like dubai shows Facts though. Why doesn't new york look like dubai? We don't have oil We we spend too much money in taxes for new york not to look like also our richest citizens Incorporations don't pay taxes. That's and that's the other issue is that yeah, the super super rich new yorkers They're not paying no taxes here. They're they're living in delaware. They're incorporated some other place Shit so am I but what the fuck's that got to do with anything? They're getting around the system They know they're not making a salary the rich people don't make salaries. It's fucked up, man We out here making salaries bro. It's fucked up. Yeah It's really fucked up. Yo, what else we got taylor It's actually depressing. I'm not gonna lie. It's depressing It's depressing and that's why just so for everybody asking That's why I can't give you no money Let's do an ad taylor. Let's knock it out Then we can do some asking idiot Salute the door dash. Okay. 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I think this is a rollout Ford yeah, because tucker carlson got a show on x and so elon must gave don lemon the same kind of show because he wanted diversity of voices and uh, I guess elon must with don lemons first guests Where elon didn't like the conversation So don lemon is saying and so don put out a statement saying that their partnership is canceled because elon pulled the plug on it think it's a rollout They're gonna put out the episode. Well, he's he already said they put not the episode anyway, but I think it's a rollout And then where would he go? Continue on twitter. Well, it's gonna be on youtube. I mean, it's like tucker carlson show It comes on youtube it comes on x. I don't I guess it premiers on x then goes to youtube I don't know but I just think it's just a rollout for everybody to tune in to watch you The most common problem that's what I think as a person who knows the thing or two about manipulating people for rollouts I think this This is a rollout. Uh, Alexa grin says what is your favorite way to express yourself? shochi My favorite way. Oh nocturnal emissions Okay, okay farting what you're saying. No, no, no, no. What is nocturnally mission? Uh wet dreams Really? Yeah, I've been having some wet dreams Yeah You want to give us more details or no, I mean, I just come really fast. I apologize and wake up Who do you apologize for your dream the girl's sucking it up? Oh, yeah Hey, that's the whole point though if you if a girl's giving you head like you want it to be quick Like why would you sit there and disrespect her by having it in your mouth? Have you know put mad along? Yeah, that's a great point. I should I should be like you're welcome Yeah, the fact that I wish you don't want that shit in her mouth all of all that time Yeah, I I'm gonna stop feeling bad about that. You don't even chew gum for that long, bro Think about the thing about when you put something in your mouth How long if you was a cigarette smoker how long to take a smoke cigarette? I don't know a minute If you was uh, if you was a gum chewer how much long how long you going to chew the gum? Dude, you've completely changed the subconscious version of myself I'm not apologizing for coming fast in my nocturnal emissions anymore If a woman if a woman gives you oral sex, you know, if you should come fast That's the whole point It's nice nice like as much as here I am thinking they're sad that they don't get to suck it longer. No Here I am feeling bad for these girls. They're whole day. They've been just waiting to suck it up. Your jaws hurt, right Taylor? Oh, I'm not disgusting what I do, but I've heard that it hurt. Yeah What? I've heard that it hurt Oh, that's right. Because we heard that from trav Oh, okay. Yep. No, but you do it yet. Yeah You like bigger guys cocks you say that a lot more on the show you said on the show a lot but what y'all call big is like This I feel like I like this When your dad and brothers say when they listen to this If I was your brothers you'd be like, yo, my dad knows not to listen My favorite way to express myself clearly is talking duh And that's what that's what we do. You know, I like to talk All right. Yo, this is a good question question. Okay, Alexa gran same person Oh, you got a back-to-back Alexa. Fuck Rather go back in time to meet your ancestors or future to meet your descendants Either call for me go the future man. Well, yeah as a person of color The future I mean the way the world's going, I don't know if I might pull up to the future Damn, they really got y'all. I can go back out here Yeah Dude, I can go back and then meet all of our descendants and be like you won't believe this But in a few hundred years, we're gonna be best friends Back to work guys I'll take the future man because um Because when you go back to the present, yeah, you like the smartest person, bro Like you don't seen it all my fuck when you go when you go back in time Yeah, and then you got to think everything that we talk about is like recorded and shit. So Brilliant idiots breakfast club all that should be fine. Once I see 20 30 years down the line Oh, and then you come back now. I'm 65 and I'm the prophet. You're the oracle. You know what I'm saying No, the future. It's got to be future. It's got to be just gotta be the future man. Yeah gotta be the future Um probably hashtag poet, but I also think we say that because our parents are still alive I think if our parents aren't there, then you then you start going man, I might want to go back and hang out in the future We're only there for a brief time. We got the DeLorean So we're in the future. Yeah, you know, our parents are gone. I wouldn't even go. No, I'm saying like I wouldn't even go Look that shit up though Like I wouldn't look to see like when my parents I wouldn't look to see when any of my people actually passed away I wouldn't I wouldn't want to know that I'm saying if our parents had already passed away We'd probably want to go back in time and kick it with them for a minute. No You crazy Why You feel with them says day one What do you mean? Yo, this is a crazy question. This is a crazy question. We got some crazy questions Probably underscore poet shawl if you had to trust one white person to own you as a house lady Suck my dick probably you start crazy But One Are you crazy? That would be crazy if shit does end up like, you know Like what if we really end up going backwards as a society? Yeah, and Like slavery does return But You have to decide what white person to work for I'm just saying you going to work for like some cool ass white people and they like Nah, I've been waiting on this They like no, no You thought this is gonna be easy Uh classic now, this is a good one classic grand says can insecurity be a healthy human emotion Healthy is a weird word. It can be productive. It could be helpful. I don't know if it's healthy But it it could be helpful. I think it could be healthy Healthy depending on the circumstance. I'll tell you why okay if you're out of shape And you're insecure about the way you look there you go And you decide to make some changes You're going to gym. No, that's a great Workout and that could be the same with anything your posture and yeah, okay. I hear I hear you. That's right I hear um as long as it's not crippling if the insecurity is crippling to the point where like you can't make change in your That's right. That's right Like if you if you're if you're too insecure to To shift because some people are too insecure insecure to shift like I know people who have Crippling anxiety a way worse than mine. Mine is crippling. I know people who can't leave the house. Yeah, you know So, you know, that's that's you got to they got to go get treated for that You know, I think some insecurities like, you know, just knowing that you have that type of anxiety some people don't ever go get Help for it. You know, so I think yeah, I think I think insecurity could be a healthy human emotion What's your insecurity Alex? My height And then you can do about that though. I mean you could get surgery if you wear shoes and make yourself taller Okay Taylor, what's your insecurity? It's nothing like physical. I'm a physical. No, just general It'll be like scared to fail Scared to fail telling nothing about you Scracks me a scared to fail I hide it. Well, then really Interesting that's I'm so confident though. Like I'm scared. Oh, no you you're you're beyond confident We hear you on this pocket. Like nobody could say the things you say If they didn't have ultimate confidence in me It's just the fact what about you Chris? What's your insecurity? Yeah, I'd say it's a version of Taylor like not measuring up. Yeah, would be mine to my circumstances. Yeah Interesting. I just think yeah, yeah, what's yours, charl? What is my insecurity? What is my insecurity? I think um I think people pleasing But that stems from That stems from sexual abuse as a child Jesus fucking soul when You know the person When when the person I'll tell you the truth. I might go follow that bro. I'm just saying how am I supposed to follow that when the person Can't drop the m bomb was sexually abusing me as a child and then I made them stop They would call me ugly and all kind of stuff So there was a thing in me that just wanted to give people what they wanted Even if it made me uncomfortable even if it was till my detriment I would still do it So I would say the insecurity is like I I guess a form of people not liking people pleasing. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's That's what it is people are not liking me if I don't do something for them So it makes things like very trans transactional, but I'm at the point in my life where I just I like to be of service So I don't mind doing things for people, but I'm doing things for people because I genuinely want to do them Yeah, you want to do it. You know what I mean? Yeah, so yeah, I think that would be my my insecurity Hey What about yours? You don't gotta make it deep. Tell us. Yeah, tell us unless you want to Tell us I know what it is. What's playing security? I feel like it's something with your daughter Daughter just got here. That's that's a normal parental paranoia What that's not insecurity. It's not insecurity. I wouldn't call it insecurity There's anxiety a lot of anxiety for sure. You want to be a good dad and do those types of things Yeah insecurity. I mean there's tons. I mean for a living I literally go in stages and you know seek the validation of strangers. What a sociopath. What a fucking psychopath stand up comments are I mean to go out on stage by yourself and to try to win a crowd of thousands over and like to want that abuse Yeah, yeah, especially the ones who got booed and keep going up there. You gotta do it. No, you don't Now that you do you really don't it does feel I mean, I love it Yeah All right, there's nothing I love more than the person who keeps going on that stage Trying to figure it out. You're an animal. You're not figure it out. You're an animal You're just an animal. I love I wish I had that kind of confidence because I would have quit Um, hold question isn't always about making them laugh or are you oh my god? Wow? No, this is a good This is a good question. Like what are you trying to get out of it? I think that like There's no, but no because he's he says So are you it's making him laugh? I think on like your terms at least for me I think that maybe there's I think there's some people were like just getting the laugh at any The thing is okay. The only reason I'm asking I feel like Dave Chappelle I don't feel he's looking for people to laugh anymore I feel like to make them look at a different when jade Dave Chappelle doesn't stand up. He wants you to laugh But we was talking about this earlier. We was in the group chat through to our god D block We was talking about what we look for in comics and number one the root of a comic is funny So that's the number one gotta be funny. Make me think This is my personal point. My personal take make me think make me laugh. Make me think make me cringe Make sense make simplify something complicated. Yeah, that's what I want my comics to do Make me laugh make me think make me cringe simplify something complicated and if and then on top of that the cherry is if you can make Someone feel something. I think that that's really important if there's like a feeling that resonates. I think that's That's really great. Make them feel. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I think that's a great great way of looking at it Whole underscore sc says can y'all talk more about the business in a brand idiots and how it affects y'all's friendship? It doesn't It's just like this has been the ultimate kickback for 10 years We probably should pay more attention to the business Probably they all y'all be asking us for merchant all kind of shit. Yeah You know, I don't think we've ever taken the business I think taylor's been robbing us blind you think yeah starting some sort of like pie factory down there I've been asking when y'all gonna come up with new merchants. Yeah, we need to be better entrepreneurs. I did you didn't This time I far I do I do think merch is a good thing We need merch because there's I run into a lot of brilliant idiot listeners. Yeah a lot Yeah, like a lot lot and they be wanting to rep Rep So we need to do that. We need to get some merch going Let's make it happen. All your fans have gel in their hair Mine. Yeah respect. I've noticed that whenever a guy comes up to me and they got like how your shit looking out of slick back Or the g easy. Yeah I know they bought I'm I'm I'm not even joking I'm a I could actually if I could pull out my phone every time that happens. You'll be like damn They're all there. They watch they they they know brilliant idiots They follow shows and that's why they fuck with me. There we go boys. I'm telling you I've noticed it. I told my wife that the other day. I'm like, you know, I don't know I don't know. We got a look we got an aesthetic, you know Yeah, it's a lot To be honest with you, it's a lot more people Who talk to me nowadays? Maybe because I don't be out. So maybe I notice it more Yeah, but when I go out and it's a lot more white people. I think it's where you're at in your life It's easier than financially. You think They either said they don't hang out with blacks anymore, dude. No, I do. I have a lot of black friends But it's it's it's it's where they see me. So they see me on daily show They see me on the news and stuff And they they they see the brilliant in this podcast I don't think you hang out black people as much as you take them to anguilla or something But when you hang out black people, you have to leave america. You're like, uh, that's not true Like I only hang out black people that have passports. I'm not playing around with you guys. That's not true Yes, yes, I created my own ecosystem. You have a great ecosystem It is it's interesting. It is especially the news angle of it all is very interesting Why why was that because like, you know, you have white people walk up to him and be like You keep talking that truth, man. I like you. I like your common sense takes You know, I'm like no doubt then they whisper Yeah That's white talk for me when captain America was in the elevator. Yeah, exactly and he was with hydra And he didn't know if they was on him. So he just was with them I mean doing that a little bit, you know what I'm saying? I'm being honest with y'all Like, you know, he'd be in the elevator with a bunch of white people and don't know it and be like Milk it milk it What do they do let them through they get warm cut the line. Yeah He's one of the good ones guys This is satire guys. Now. Do I have to sit? It don't even matter. They're gonna take the No, let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go Somebody's just gonna take this clip and put it on twitter and is this gonna be me whispering? And I got Watch watch watch watch now. I gotta answer the angela ride for two weeks Okay for some stupid shit, okay, let's do one more. Oh, this is a good one Oh, let's do these last two. These are good e-man 96 says do you think robert kennedy has a chance to win the election show? See You just had them on Yes Really Why lock and change? I think he obviously needs to get more popularity I think if he had his voice like if his voice didn't have that issue, I think that he'd be like No bullshit a legit He could even be the frontrunner. I think it's just harder to hear him and listen to him talk I mean he even says as much but like I think that what he's saying is resonating with a lot of americans I really do. I think I think he's gonna put a lot of cracks in the glass ceiling I don't think he's going to shatter it but I will say this since 2016 I've been wondering how come A third party candidate doesn't pick up more steam. I think it's two reasons number one Most of them don't have the money to really compete with the big boys. Number two It just hasn't been that game changing candidate I do feel like it's coming though because I feel like People want something different so bad like people don't like trump. They don't like biden America isn't beat for the two-party system slew to my guy tim ryan. He always talks about the exhausted majority I personally believe that's most americans. I think most of us fall in the exhausted majority category He's gonna tie to all this shit. He's gonna serve and we want something new I think when the right candidate comes along Running third party and they actually have some real money like how aros perot had back in the day They go make some problems. There's a problem. They go make some noise. I agree. America is right for a third party candidate the last two the last Three elections. I feel like third party candidate should have kicked some ass It's up to us to stop being pussies and we are pussies. We say some I ain't got a chance to win so i'll just vote for the last two evils It's like the only way you're gonna have a third party is if you start voting when I did the the talk in austin me and angela rye would uh today explained Slew to my man christmas, you know, uh at amazon He bought that point up and there's a lot of people that feel like that like they're like, yo We're tired of the two party system. We want something new. How come we're not giving more third party candidates? Put your vote where your mouth is and what you said is true shows people tell it they tell us Only these two can win So you feel like you vote for one of these other people is a waste But that's just not how put your vote where your mouth is and this one young kid came up to be at the Vox media thing man. He said something so real he goes charlamagne. He said, yo what's the point of voting when The the power of the vote doesn't really go to the people when all of these politicians are controlled by the lobbyists When all these politicians are controlled by these corporate lobbyists He was like, what's the point of voting when you know, they're not going to be answering to us They're going to be answering to them and you know what fucked me up about that question. I don't have an answer I don't I don't have an answer to you. It's a great fucking question And this guy this kid was like young he was like 18 19 years old. He was the youngest shit. How would you answer that question chris? Because the alternative is worse and the corruption that he's describing Is real but it's not 100 per cent pervasive But you're basically choosing between which corrupted candidate because they're both corrupted by different lobbyists So the argument that you basically got to choose your lobbyists Don't even choose a candidate Choose the lobbyists that are trying to corrupt the candidate and then go with them because the lobbyists are going to represent your point of view Oh, that's my time Okay, um, all right. What do you think chris to that point? You want to or there should be a candidate who runs on an anti lobbyist platform Impossible. Well, Trump tried to do that in 2016 No, yeah, he did he was saying how he was paying for everything with his own money and he wasn't in the pockets of these corporations But his homies are owned the corporations Yeah, you know, so trump in theory made a lot of sense and practice is a complete different scenario, but There could be somebody else I gotta roll guys What about the own trump man russia china because somebody's gonna pay that bill Something's gonna do it russia. I think you already happen Listen, as always if you uh, listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots and all those shit You're right too with the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening