 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different. Usually I jump into a map and I try and kill everyone. BAM BAM BAM BAM Well, today is different because we have bigger fish to fry. We gotta kill every virus we can find. I can't think of a more fitting thing to be doing in quarantine than stopping this damn virus. Alright. Finally, it's time to be a hero. Let's go stop that virus. And just to be clear before we start, I'm not belittling the situation at all. I know it's very serious. I hope you're all staying safe and I hope you're staying home and distancing yourself as much as you possibly can. If you're an essential worker, then you have my respect. I hope everything's going well for you. But yeah, we're just gonna have some fun and try and keep ourselves a little bit distracted. But yeah, let's get started. Good work in Colorado, 47. Thank you. I skipped that mission. I've not actually done any of this campaign. It's kind of weird how much stuff relating to the current situation is in Hitman. Like even in that Italy mission I did, there's a mission that's like destroy the virus. Wait, what? Infiltrating below the helipad disguised to turn my staring location? No, I'm a clown. I did higher level biology and if I know anything, which I don't, but I am still under the impression that only a clown can stop this. Oh my God, maybe I'm the clown. It all makes sense. Alright, well at least I have my feckin' fish. That's the important thing, I guess. Owen Cage is currently held in isolation. Me too. God, I'm relating to this target more and more. Maybe I shouldn't kill him. He seems to be in the late stages of the infection, delirious and confused. I'm always delirious and confused. Oh God. I roll up my controller usually. Usually I do a really slick thing where I just unravel it and then catch it, but on camera things don't go that way. I'm here for the virus. Hand it over. Uh-oh, the gardener spotted me. Sorry. Ah, Jesus. This is not going so well so far. Look, I'm here to kill the virus, but I never said I wouldn't kill all of you two. What was that all about? What was that? Hold on a second. What the hell was all that about? Well, he said he was like Jesus. I can't kill Jesus. I'll be the villain in the new Bible. A fortune teller did tell me that would happen to me before, to be fair, which is weird because I thought they weren't supposed to tell you negative things. Oh wait, does- No, he's not my target. Oh, feck, okay. Well, I understand now that NPCs get infected. So we gotta stop there from happening and maybe scorched earth isn't the best strategy here. That's fine, apparently. Can I just disguise myself as one of these? Will they see me? I have a big problem here with these disguises because while I can dress up as the bodyguards, they're all Japanese and he looks even paler than me if that's possible. Hey, folks. Yeah, I got the fish the boss wanted. I'll see you guys later. He said he needs it. Look at his split. I don't know why. Oh, god damn it. I could have hacked this to get in. I was like, he's right there. I could take him out so easily. Wait, I can't get through any of these doors. Wait, did she just swear? Not for feck's sake. I'm gonna have to get f***ed. Oh, god. No, big fish time. Oh, he might have went unliving, but he made one fatal slip. When he tried to match the hitman with the big fish on his hip. The big fish on his hip. Oh my god, so many people are challenging me. Feck off. I'm a doctor, trust me. This is the cure. Oh my god, a fish right to the balls. I hope he's not allergic to seafood. Is everything okay? Yeah, go away. Oh, god damn it. Yeah, I'm snapping people's necks on camera, I forgot. Oh wait, he's right there. I could kill him. That's what I just said. Stop repeating what I say. That's what I just said. Stop repeating what I say. You were infected. Oh, are you serious? Oh, that fish here was insane. Oh, god. Reporting in, please ignore me. Okay, you didn't even know I was fecking there. This is not going according to plan. I have no conscience, don't even bother. Give me the cure, I need it. Uh-oh, uh-oh, is fire the cure? Jesus, I thought that would kill him, but no. All I did was create a fire in a lab, which could potentially blow up the cure that I need. And over the cure, old man. Come on. Okay, it looks like some panel on a wall or something. I gotta fecking get to a panel. I think a panel of psychologists would help more, to be honest. Initiate incineration procedure. Oh, this will get rid of the virus in the room. Okay, virus is gone. Yay! You think I'm really gone? You should see me in my fish. That's my weapon of choice. I am desperately looking for this vaccine, by the way. Ah, fantastic. A vaccination. Why don't they just vaccinate the dude instead of lighting him on fire? Modern science is weird. What are you guys doing? I'm gonna open this. Finally, I can have a heart. Destroy the heart for no reason. This is not relevant to my current mission. He's just chucking it in the bin. For no reason. I'm gonna need a hazmat suit. Otherwise, I'm just gonna keep getting this thing. A bio suit. Perfect. Ah, now we're golden. All right. I gotta get back to saving people before it's too late. God, I didn't think I'd ever say those words. I'm a doctor. Trust me. He's still looking for me. I'm here. The biggest problem with my strategy is people keep running for help, and it's making the situation worse. This is why we need social distancing. Social distancing. Look, do some of this. Social distancing, all right? Okay, this is the one time I'm ever gonna say this, and this is no other double meaning. Stay in the closet. Thank God the mainstream media doesn't care about me. Don't breathe at me like that. I'm really good at body language. I could just tell that was an aggressive breath. Oh wait, actually. Hold on. Yeah, I think that was me. Maybe I'm not as good at body language as I thought I was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, thank God. Sorry, I just saved your life. I know it doesn't look like it, but I actually did. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. You're going to another person with it. Come back. Oh, I don't know how to save people. He has it, too. Get away. Oh wait, you have a hazmat suit. Oh, sorry. I just realized you have a hazmat suit, and you were actually in no danger all this time. Sorry, folks. Go about your meals. I apologize. I think the target is here somewhere. Where are you? There you are. Going around with no clothes on? Are you serious? Wait, did I just kill him and pack him? All right, that's fine. I'm just efficient is all. Wait, you weren't even the target. I thought it said he was the target. Who was sleeping in there? Whoever you are, great job. You're doing a fantastic job of keeping yourself isolated. I commend you. My strategy I have to admit was the wrong one because everyone's running around crazy because they're scared, obviously, and they're just spreading it more and more. Okay, important thing. Wash your hands. Oh, but I'm wearing a hazmat suit, so I guess I can't. Okay, well, I'll leave it on for people to remember to wash their hands. Where the hell is the second target? I don't know if he's the one spreading it or what, but I really need to get rid of him. All the guards are gathering here, and by gathering here, I mean they're bringing body bags here. What? What did you just say, you sick freak? Aha, I found you. Thank you for wearing something different to make you easier to notice. Hold on, I'll be right with you. There we go. He's dead. I don't think he was patient zero, though. Oh, he was the head researcher, actually. I'm just getting reminded when he keeps breathing like that that every outfit that I seem to roll with in this game always seems to be annoying. The first one had bells all over it and was jingling. The second one had a big cape that was swishing all over the place, and this we have the heavy breathing constantly. Sorry, the myth that those hats can stop axes is unfortunately for you false. It was just spread by the big hat corporations, I'm afraid. Oh, not a very good throw. Oh, almost. I think all the guards may be dead, and in other good news, I'm starting to control this situation. I definitely went about it wrong, but I'm fixing the mess I made. Like, all these people are safe because of me. I just would really insist that you just social distance yourself right now. Do not go near anyone else. Okay, honestly, I don't even need to kill you. You'd catch your dead out here alone. Why are you out in the snow in a towel? Okay, I definitely shouldn't have freaked those people out by walking in there with an axe. This made the whole situation worse. He knew what was happening there. It's like the worst game I hide and seek ever. Please stop running from me. I'm trying to fix this situation, and you're not making it easy. This really hammers home exponential growth. Like, this is just on a hitman level, and I cannot keep up with it, because they keep interacting with each other. Ah, come on, there's no need for that. I'm doing my best. It just happens to be terrible. Oh, my God, we're down to single digits. Yes, this is going... I was gonna say great, but no, that would be a total lie. But it's going. God damn it, I can't get to this guy in here. This is a problem. I don't know this map too well either. It's very confusing, to be honest. Okay, we're down to one. Christ, now we just gotta deal with him, but I don't know how to get over there. I don't think my fish is gonna work on that scanner either. Nope, no luck. It looks like there's a level above that I can get out there. Let me try that. Okay, and down, and where is he? Jesus. This is very awkward to get around. Oh, we may have him. Yes, here you are. Virus is dealt with. Well done, 47. No one else is infected. I knew we could do it. Okay, I need to get out of here. My job is done. It's not done well, but it's done. Create oil leak. Can I still use this to escape after I make the oil leak? I sabotaged my own exit vehicle. Off we go, Agent 47. Look at them. Oil everywhere. It's like a massive pile of bodies and then a trail of oil leading to the guy who killed them all. Alright, that is the end of the mission. It's an interesting twist on Hitman. I've never tried this one before, and I don't mean to be making light of the situation at all. I really hope you guys are staying safe and staying at home wherever possible. It is fucking weird times to say the least, and I guess we all got to do our part until this whole thing is over with, which hopefully is sooner rather than later. But yeah, stay safe. I hope you enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching, as always, folks, and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now.