 be rocking me a bit we gonna bet y'all chicken on i got Justin jefferson i got a bunch of shit in here man talk this shit over the bottom of jefferson i take that i take that cousins you know you can't own your cousin niggas i'm not brawlin i think i ate something out of y'all those chairs don't fit in your new one let's get the jefferson Justin jefferson damn that wasn't a feat though that's your hottie yeah hottie that's your hottie that's my fucking young boy that's my fucking young boy make it please in the playoffs make it i took him on under fuck it you know why the sun don't run up and move the ball up five you first for the breath come on y'all uh-huh nice patience y'all we got thick ass moustache go through nigga man niggas the more walk the beaten stash man did that shit man that's supposed to be the fucking uh i was bad lost the tune huh how many yards was that though uh-huh how many was that last play six fucking eagles could have had him that took the head man took jail and rugged stupid ass man yes we did how we take the nigga who to back up for this nigga now that's unbelievable how we really need to get kicked in the center of his ass about this shit and that nigga was ranked higher than rigger like why the fuck would you do that's one of them i'm about to pick a gym no you didn't you pick the fucking ruby yeah you call me that i remember you call me that we drove that nigga snap the fuck out who the fuck is this nigga you talking about no big dog see and all that shit big dog was wrong like a motherfucker he ain't shit fuck the next round the next round supposed to be your best round huh running back fucking around fuck you talking about you just got cut yeah baby you just hit you hit what i i thought you said i can't see the game i said i said i said i said down when he's cooked i said i said i said i said down when he's cooked i said down when he's cooked i said down when he's cooked he white though y'all he ain't getting the slang he call him a fuck over nah man i said cooked like barbecue big you gonna know all my slangs in a minute you gonna be going home using them your wife ain't gonna know what the fuck you talking about let's go let nigga daniel jones look like he relaxed you know you ain't man i wonder what you just went showing up so far you wanna win this loss i don't know don't let that nigga run you got that nigga on the under the rest of the the rest of the the rest of the the rest of the i said i said i said what's up niggas what's up what's up what's up what's up y'all what's up y'all what's up y'all damn he took that mof the fucker to the house damn he took that mof the fucker to the house damn you're gonna see my mof the fucking ticket it's what i got man nah niggas What's up, Mom? I bet on Minnesota. You said I wanted to go in between the Giants and the Vikings. I said, I bet on Minnesota, Mom. You high, Mom. You smoking that shit. You're correct to be in here. You probably smoking dookie weed, Mom. The fuck out of here? He's so good. I bet you're really got white socks on the voice. Y'all so goofy, motherfuckers, man. Y'all say anything, man. I swear, man. All my bets, all my bets already on my, uh, grand. You know what I mean? Now it's time to chill. I put all my bets in early, baby. Then I chill. If you got a problem with gambling, they'll call 1-800 gambling. You know what I mean? Ooh, see, come on. Barkley put them on. He put the moves on them niggas. Yeah, my forebrain had his number locked then, so I didn't know who this was. What's popping? Who this is? Oh, whoa, what's up, dawg? No, no, no. My partner was trying to come down here and shit. Him and his folks and shit. Yeah, can you do that for me? All right, bet. Appreciate you, man. Oh. Yo, Tiff. You going to that concert? Yeah. Who I got, what name? What name? You want me to put it in your name? Yeah, I'll put it in your name. No, there's going to be a will call. Yeah, put it in my name. That's how I am, right? What the fuck is they doing, man? Who told them to try that dumb shit, man? Yeah, this is like J. You stupid ass at home, man. One yard, you got a good front of back. You can play action sight or run the ball. See, that's that overthinking shit. Nigga, the coach thought he was a fucking hot shot, man. Nigga, the fucking coach thought he was a fucking hot shot. You bitch, this ain't the Philly special. Fuck, you think this is the Minnesota special? It's the fucking dumbest shit, man. Fuck, you think this is the Minnesota special? Fuck, you think this is the Minnesota special? Fuck, you think this is the Minnesota special? You try and go down like Doug and shit. Fake ass Philly special. That was the fucking Minnesota special. Special fucking it. Look at this nigga talk about Eagles' first round exit. Nigga, this the first round. What the fuck did you talk about, you dude, bitch? Wait, hold on. Let me talk to Jose Gallardo. Eagles' first round record. This the first round. Do you fucking see us playing? I don't know. This the first round. Do you fucking see us playing? How the fuck will we be a first round exit? Jose Gallardo. Now go watch fucking football. You know what you like to watch. Because obviously football ain't the fuck what you like to do, Jose. So all of the Eagles got a first round exit. How the fuck is that possible? First round. Resting. We fucking resting. We fucking resting. We fucking resting. Jilla Hurts got his fucking tuxes on ice right now. Jilla Hurts got his fucking tuxes on ice right now. Jilla Hurts got his fucking tuxes on ice right now. Fuck this you talking about. Fuck this you talking about. Fuck this you talking about. Fuck A.J. Brown getting the motherfucking back massage right now, like look at these niggas playing. Look at these niggas playing. What are you talking about, man? Nigga's crazy, man. You ain't even reading the chats. Calla Boy Nation, y'all better make it I'm gonna make it the next week, you hear me? Well, let's see what the giant's doing. Sex through fumble touchdown! Oh my god, oh he out. He out. It's crazy, man. It's gonna be good, they got make-up play. I ain't safe while I'm barfing for work on them boys, man. Tiff, my grandmother, when she was alive, could have ran through that hole for four yards when she was 98, man. I don't give a fuck if I go to the first round play out or not. That hole was the biggest shit. Damn. Oh. Oh. Tickets for Celia? They're sealed. They're sealed out? You got rims on the skirt? What you got rims on? You got rims on the maxima? Why nigga tripping, man? Nigga put rims on the maxima? Yeah. Come on, Justin. Come on, Justin Jefferson. But they ain't do that one-third of one last time. They want to do all that dumb-ass shit. Come on, Justin. Come on, baby. Come on, Dalvin. You want me to say it on my father's joint, man? Shit. Yo got a lie, man. You going to take a deep breath, man. Come on, man. What you waiting for, man? It's cool. Bro, I'll call your phone, bro. I don't want to rise. I'm going to shoot back. What's up, man? You going out? I know you're so fucking amazing, man. It's dark. That's what you mean. That's what the fuck happened that night. You talking about it's cool and it's dark. What are you talking about? Yo, you seen the craziest shit not to go out to the house. All right, man. I'm glad you're warm, man. Come on, baby. We need to touchdown out this shit. Damn! Man, you got on a fucking 84 jersey, too. Take that shit off, man. What the fuck is you, Randy Loss? Losses shit out that joint, man. You can sit down right there, bro. You're standing up and shit all in the shadows, man. Just sit right there. That joint right there. What the fuck is Randy Loss, man? What the fuck is you doing, man? You're the fucking number 84 jersey on. Man, I'm going to fuck the old driver with his stupid ass, man. I'm going to fuck the old driver. Make no sense. What's up? Bleak month now, don't know, man. I'm going to make sure you're on the phone today. Steven A. Smith episode. Let me ask y'all a question. I'll ask Steven A. Smith. Who career would you rather have? Aaron Rodgers or Eli Manny? I'm going to ask y'all what I asked Steven A. Smith. Who career would you ever have? Eli Manny or Aaron Rodgers? I see all the smart people and the winners are seeing Eli and all the losers are seeing Aaron Rodgers. Don't be calling me by them bum ass giants, man. What's up, nigga? What's popping with you? Appreciate that, my nigga. That's what's up, dawg. That's what's up, man. I'm glad you're home, brother. That's how you doing it, huh? You one of them niggas got Maserati on the front of your Instagram name Maserati Ryan. He had a good speaking engagement in Houston. Steven A. Smith. That was that ass shut up, man. I don't know if it was for me when you seen it. How much he just ran for? He said he got 49. 49 Russian yards. 52. He's definitely covered. He didn't, man. He said 100. This is nothing this nigga run for. It's like... 100. You might have it. 22 or something like that. That was like five yards. We got 10. We got 10 right now. 10 yards to see him? Yeah. We got it. We was tired of this shit, man. You can give me a coke, bro. Come on, man. You gonna fuck around that play next week. I need someone to keep playing, man. Keep playing. You gonna fuck around that play next week. Come on, baby. They working Minnesota to fuck. Minnesota to do shit like this. First half. They try to put all that shit together and it's 20 to 100. Like, they got Daniel Jones looking like Joe Montana, man. Yeah, they can't do that. What? That was a legal setup. I thought like two people were in motion at the same time. I thought they set up. Man, that makes it... They fucking, man. They like fuck Minnesota. They doing those fancy shit. Those Statue of Liberty's the shit from 1968. They gonna run this shit in. Damn, man. I checked the fucking app, man. See how my bets going, man. Come on, man. Minnesota, let's fucking do something, bro. What the fuck is y'all doing, man? Throw the fucking ball to Justin Jefferson, man. Where is the fucking place for Justin Jefferson, man? What the fuck is going on, man? Fuck you ain't throwing the JJ, man. That's down by his feet. I'm holding. Let's get some fucking points. That nigga's a big body fucking binge, man. Goddamn. Goddamn. Man, I'm a little nigga. I'm a Eagles fan, man. I just bet on this shit. You asking me about dabbing the door down there. I don't know that nigga, man. I have a son of me by asking me about defensive line, but I don't know other niggas' teams. What's that? I don't know other niggas, man. I know motherfucking Josh Sweat, man. What the fuck did you talk about? What the fuck did you fuck your cocks, nigga? What the fuck did you buy a hard grave, nigga? I don't know, fuck it. You know Dabbing Dwarf? What is Dabbing Dwarf? For who? For me? For me, dude, I do the defensive line, but what do you do for the Giants? Why would I do that? I don't care about that nigga, man. Matter of fact, I bet against the Giants. Dude, I really don't care. Those bugs. Come on, y'all. Let's go, baby. Well, he fucked him up. If he got any big catches, Justin Jefferson. If he got six catches for six, 35 yards. This whole line looks like 97 or something like that. 94. We back in it, baby. Fucking go, Kirk. It's going to fuck down. Let me talk to y'all. Let me see. Gilly didn't even say thank you for your donation. Oh, thank you. I didn't even know you gave me no donation. We need the Giants to lose. What was it? That's the donation. How many different times have you been rich? Can it be done again after some bullshit and $10 donation? Man, okay. I mean, I know my fuckers got rich. Fucked it up, got rich again. Fucked it up and then got some money again. Put your hustle in, baby. Put the hustle in. That's all. Ain't nothing about the falls. About the give back. Like spaulding in the playoffs, baby. Hear me? That's one thing about me. They knocked me down. While I was down, they kicked me. They threw dirt on me. They tried to nail the coffin shut, but I popped about that bitch. Still alive, nigga. You thought I was dead. That's what they said. You thought a nigga was dead. Still alive, nigga. Yeah. Still big check cash, nigga. Yeah. So shit, you can do it. You can pop right up on the niggas. Right when they least expecting it. That's when you pop up on them niggas. See, that's what you thought. They gonna try to act like they didn't know what you were talking about. What was what I thought? Why you slapping your neck? Because that's what you thought. What you talking about? I feel opposed. What you mean you thought I was dead, nigga? You thought I was dead, nigga? I'm not. Fuck wrong with you. Who told you I thought you was dead? Everybody. So you can bounce back, man. Don't ever let them think you're dead, man. Bounce back on their ass. I mean, never about the falls, about the get back. They thought I'd be doing security at Ross right now. But I'm not. But I still gonna do security once a month, for a day. Just to remind myself where these niggas had me. They told me. Loopy Young, man. Bounce back on their ass. Bounce back on their ass. You think I'm stupid as shit, don't you? Yeah. They got some boy's shoulder bag. He got his numbers. He walking ginger. Slating walking ginger. Fuck, I was holding slating up. He ginger. He got a concussion. Damn. That's Richie. James. Huh? Yeah. What are these people doing, man? You ain't throwing the ball to Elfield, nigga. Fuck what you doing, man? Go ahead and take a knee. Nigga, go to the locker room, man. I see y'all at the halftime, baby. I'll be back. The legend, man. Aw. What up, baby? You see them walking in here on smooth. You see them walking. What's going on, y'all? How you be, my brother? Congratulations on anything. Let's get it, so much. Today's evening, they Smith said, Jailer Hurts is the best player. I did not. I did not. Jerome Boots in his. Jailer Hurts is the MVP. I don't know about that. Right. Man, you're going to give it to Patrick. He want to give it to Patrick, man. I'm just calling it like I see it. He want to give it to Patrick. My home, bro. Damn, man. The legend. Oh, what up, baby? You see them walking in here on smooth. You see them walking. What's going on, y'all? How you be, my brother? How you be, my brother? Congratulations on anything. Let's get it, so much. Today's evening, they Smith said, Jailer Hurts is the best player. I did not. I did not. Jerome Boots in his. Jailer Hurts is the MVP. I don't know about that. Right. I'm not sure. Man, you're going to give it to Patrick. He want to give it to Patrick, man. I'm just calling it like I see it. He want to give it to Patrick. Damn, man. The legend. Oh, what up, baby? You see them walking in here on smooth. You see them walking. What's going on, y'all? How you be, my brother? Congratulations on anything. Let's get it, so much. Today's evening, they Smith said, Jailer Hurts is the best player. I did not. I just did. I did not. Jerome Boots in his. He, he gave fully propped. He's the future. Without question. I don't know about that. Right. You're going to give it to Patrick. He want to give it to Patrick, man. I'm just calling it like I see it. He want to give it to Patrick. My bones bro. Damn, man. Oh, what up, baby? You see the walk in the air on smooth, you see the walk on. What's going on, y'all? Thank you, Megan. Where's the sale? About the check-in. How you be, my brother? Well, congratulations on everything. I appreciate it. Let's get it. So much. Today's evening, they Smith said, Jalen Hurts is the best player. I did not. He did. He did. He did. I did not. I did not. Jerome Boots in his. He, he gave fully propped. Jerome Boots in his. This is the future. I don't know about that. It's like that. Right. I'm not sure. Then you're going to give it to Patrick. He want to give it to Patrick. He want to give it to Patrick. I'm not just calling it like I see it. He want to give it to Patrick. Patrick, my home's broke. Damn, man. Over Jalen 14 at one number down. I appreciate you, man. Let's go, baby. Come on, baby. Make a plate, Minnesota. Make a fucking plate, man. I mess another one of my tickets up. Come on, over here. It's like in your fucking defense up, man. A thousand years old. Couldn't call a good fucking player all day, man. Minnesota defense ain't shit, man. Fucking defense ain't shit. Minnesota always want to play these hero games, man. Look at my phone with that. Minnesota special, special fucking. You know what I mean? It's crazy. We're taking a video. We're posting it fast as shit, man. We kissed his head off off that fucking Kansas hill. They better check their dozen folks and cousin. He slapped this shit. He slapped this shit right off the turf, man. No, no, buddy. I need to try. He's killing it. Well, come on, baby. Let's go, baby. Justin Jefferson here. How many catches? Six for 40. What yards? Same thing. Yeah, six for 43. Six for 43. Yeah. So I need them to get a 31 yarder and a 25 yarder. You know what I mean? I'll be good. Come on, Justin. Snatch a 31 yarder and a 25 yarder. Come on, y'all. Let's get a stop. That's crazy, y'all. Them fucking niggas couldn't tackle one nigga, man. That's crazy. Get up. Come on. Goddamn. Yes. Fucking go. Fucking jail and rigor. Just fumble. Fucking bum. That's why we got rid of the fucking bum. You can have them. Oh, we dressed them in the first round. The first round. He's supposed to be an asset. Way too e-grow. Give him some time. Fuck him. Get him out of here. He's a fucking bum. You didn't even. They team didn't even fuck the playoffs game up to them. Fucking bum. Fucking jail and rigor, man. It's a fucking bum. Shit crazy, man. Like, you just like... Like, if he had a song, he'd be like, When you think of jail and rigor, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Fucking bum. We could have got Justin Jefferson. We got this fucking bum. We could have got Hank. We got Hank. We could have got Hank. We got Hank. The fuck? Fucking bum. That motherfucking ain't this shit since he been in the league. Fucking bum. Them bout to fuck my ticket up. You ain't even on my fucking team. We trained you to a whole different team. You ain't even supposed to be in the fucking game. They throw you in just to fuck my ticket up. Get you such a stupid ass down. Don't fuck y'all put him in a fucking game for it. Like, he ain't this shit since he been in the league. He's not gonna do nothing tonight. He's not like, oh, you remember the game? We had a breakout game. No, he never had no breakout game. Sit his dumb ass on the bench until it's no other wild receivers to go in and butt him and then put a running back in first at wild receiver. Get that nigga off the game. Fuck my ticket up. Nigga ain't been on the field all fucking night. They put him on the field. All you gotta do is fucking catch some shit. You know that nigga kicked the ball in the air for six seconds. You don't think the nigga's gonna be right there as soon as you catch it? Like, what's up with this nigga Tom? Like, the nigga said, poof, he back in one, two, three, four, five. Oh, the fuck did you think was about to happen, buddy? Who the fuck is your punting coach, man? You supposed to have a fucking clot going off in your biscuit, man? As soon as that shit get to three. Well, I know it's fucked up. It's still up there. This stupid ass gonna try to fuck my ticket up. Get his dumb ass out the game, man. Stupid ass. Got too much money on my mind for this shit. They scared the death of Justin Jefferson. You hear me? They got two niggas on that nigga when he go to the bench, huh? You still ain't got enough cash? Mm-mm. You got two big ones, don't even know I don't do it. Hey, man. Come on, dawg, let's go to Justin Jefferson, dawg. I thought I could count on my fucking cousin. I know my fucking cousin's a fucking night. Come on, man. They scared the death of Justin Jefferson. Come on, cousins. They all over Jefferson. They so worried about Jefferson. Look, all of them digging in front of Jefferson. Oh, coach. They worried about Jefferson so much, man. Yeah. Come on, baby. Yo, where the shit at when you're following me? I'm nervous as shit, man. I'm losing a lot of fucking money if these niggas gonna fuck with me. I ain't got time to be losing my fucking money on my motherfucker. My fucking Daniel Jones beats you. The fucking Giants, bro. I need Jefferson, too. You know what I mean? Come on, dawg. We back. Let's go. Come on, let's get it. Come on, baby. Oh! He ain't happy. No, he ain't happy even when they push him. He ain't got it. What a ball that, man. Hell no. Giants challenge this shit? Here they going with... Huh? They call him short. I think they call a fly on this. Hell. I'm going for it. Fuck you mean call the back sneak? Fuck you mean what I'm doing? You the type of nigga they tell you they putting a bullet in a revolver. Yeah. Fuck it, dawg. If you click it one time and it don't go off, you get 20 million, you wouldn't do it. You scare your shit. I'm doing it. It's the gun and the revolver right here, nigga. You would have been scared. You would have said, if it was 50 million out of this, no, you wouldn't have, nigga. You wouldn't have done it for 100 billion because you ain't got the faith that the bullet is not going to blow your fucking biscuit out. See, I got that faith. We're getting this. You know what I mean? It's my fucking cousin, man. Trust your cousin? You know I trust my motherfucking cousin, man. Fuck wrong with you. Trust my motherfucking... Aw, shit. Aw, come on, man. I don't fucking get a hold of him feeling me. Some bullshit, man. You're still a mumbo. Four for six. Nah, I keep the guilt going down. It's like, get in there. Back in it, baby. Fucking go. This way we need the interception. Yeah. Strip-sack-sack-strip-fumble, nigga. Right here. Yeah, for this money. Come on, man. I need this fucking money, man. Come on, let's go. Whoa. I learned about Sunday dinner. You didn't have no plans on cozy Sunday dinner. Why don't you order me some fried shrimp, too? I want your food, too. I'll just want some fried shrimp afterwards. Damn, you hit that nigga to the first row of the motherfucking bleachers, man. Killing them niggas on crossing routes. Come on, Patrick. Peter said me could play. What's up, brother? What's calling with you? Yes. What's up, nigga? What's up, dog? What's up, car? It's all love, man. It's all love. Call me when you get out of there. I can't hear you. Call me when you get out of there. Yeah, what's up, bro? Nothing. I'm watching the game. I'm on a live stream right now again. Yeah, it's my dude. Yeah, it's my gang. Bet, hit me when you hit me tomorrow. Come on, Patrick. Peter's saying, God damn, man. Them old-ass wills, man. And Patrick Peter said I'll be grabbing ass, man. Come on, man. Let that man ass go, man. Keep holding. How you carry that 350-pound man in his zone like that, man? So the Giants win this. We play the Giants. We play the Giants? We play the Giants. No matter what happens. Right there in the lower seat. We get the lower seat at our conference. That's the 36. So that means Dallas had to play Tampa Bay. And then the winner of that got to go play San Francisco? Yeah, if the Giants won. Your cousin's got to throw it to my man, Jefferson, man. Nigga ain't got no catches in the second half, man. That's fucking crazy, man. I think I lost some more paper, man. They brought you to Justin Jefferson. Over 94 yards of receiving, man. And this nigga ain't been here. I need a 55-yard of right now, Justin. Come on, baby. Who y'all want to play next week, Eagle fans? I got money on Minnesota, Justin Jefferson, the over. I had to beat the over. Where to play games, Giants? What the fuck is Kirk Cousins doing? Steven A. Epitodes driving three minutes. You see, I like that Steven A. Smith episode. He got 31 points. Them niggas ain't answered the bell all fucking day, man. I'm gonna close them niggas out right here. And he got my tickets right here. He got my fucking tickets right here. Come on, baby. Fuck up. Yeah. He's gonna call for me when they see you. That was shit. Oh, they got it. They did. Yeah, he's gonna put it right here. Well, I guess we playing the Giants, baby. We playing the Giants, baby. Come on, man. Fuck them, you're drilling them up, too. He gonna be sore for next week, baby. You gonna be real sore for next week, buddy. I need a fifty-five-yard pair. That's what Justin Jefferson said. You're taking a shot for the job? You know you're looking at Justin Jefferson. You're getting too much pocket. Slamy Monace Bersky. Slamy Monace Bersky, huh? Jefferson. I literally need to make a score. You need a... score from right here. This shit crazy, man. Just don't bomb up the Justin Jefferson, man. For fifty yards, man. Fuck it, this dickhead. I'm the New York niggas. I'm gonna be talking shit. I'm niggas gonna be talking crazy. All week, yes, son. We're the mother of the Giants, son. We back like we're stray-handing the niggas with this, son. Facts, son. I'm telling you, son. Eli Manning won on the same type of race, son. We're the my mother's mother. No, nigga, that's your grandmother, nigga. I don't fucking need to see your grandmother, man. You said your mother's mother, man. Fucking grandmother, dawg. What's up, dawg? More papers, we gon' tell her. Byron Hill, Torrance Bell. I need fifty-one... fifty-three or fifty-four yards receiving from Justin Jefferson. I need to throw that shit to everybody with Justin Jefferson, man. They must have been struck. Absolutely. How the fuck would you check down on Fourth of Nate? Kirk Cousins is a dickhead. He threw a check down on Fourth of Nate. Big dickhead. He's a big dickhead. Lost my fucking money, man. I don't even... First of all, I don't even know if I've met with Kirk Cousins. I don't even fuck with none of my cousins like that. Fuck with Waldo like that. No, he's another ass nigga. I'll be back, man. What the day? What you wanna bet, niggas? Niggas? You call it, I haul it, nigga. Nervous. Nervous. By the fuck would I be nervous about a nigga named Daniel Jones? Next week, nigga. Next week, nigga. All right. I'll be back, man.