 I should have been using a lip balm this entire time. Are you doing it? Oh no, this looks so bad. Oh my, what did she do? Screen idiot. It's the nightmare. How does it look? Is this Joanna IRL? Yes. I heard you screaming through the screen, so I had to come. We're gonna fix your hair today, Joanne. Yes, we are. I'm ready to live my extra life. Yes! Me too! I can't get my hands on my hair. Wait, look at my hair come out to yours. Do I get to do your hair afterwards? Yeah. I'm thinking bright orange, like a safety coat. Yeah, I think that's like right up my- Should I feel? You're gonna have to talk to Mother Goose about that. Mother Goose! This is like not that bad. You're hurting your pulse. It's like the worst thing I've ever seen, guys. It's not. Exactly. I look like a yellow highlighter, but like... We're fixing it, though. We're gonna fix it today. We're gonna give her a whole makeover. She is gonna look so freaking incredible and beautiful, and I'm so stoked for it. This is gonna be so much fun, you guys. Just get ready to see a whole new Joanne. It's gonna be sick and happy. Reporting live from my studio, Joanne is here. How do you feel? This is something I never thought I would be doing. I'm here with the one and only Mr. Mondo. Like, we're doing the most today. Three time offender. Two time offender. Oh, three times now. Now, yeah, three times. And now I've actually been here. So I'm, like, really up there on the list. Is it gonna end here, though, is the question? I think it should just never end, to be frank. Four years later, we're still... I'm bald. You do a shaving head video next? Yes, yes. Let's go do your hair. Yes. So what's going on here? That's who you are, my question. I don't know. I blocked out and now I look like this, so... So we used a box coloring kit. Yes, two. Where were they from again? It was Manic Panic Lightning Kit. Perfect. Okay. And then I used the L'Oreal Feria. And it was called Extreme Blonde. And then it was a little tube with the purple thing in it. Right. Did you read the tube? It's a conditioner. It's a conditioner. It was conditioner. Yeah, but it was purple. But it was, like, the lightest purple. You could possibly... Oh, okay. Wait, I wanna show you actually a purple conditioner. Okay. I'm scared. Is it, like, magenta? This is a real purple conditioner. It's blue! What happened? That would tone your hair. Oh, my God. I was watching you use that, like, that light purple conditioner and I'm like, that is gonna do nothing. That's quite the color. Wow. Okay, so why is it blue? Yeah. Everything opposite on the color wheel is gonna cancel it out. Blue cancels out orange. Violet cancels out yellow. I didn't know. So it's, like, a very deep violet so it cancels out all the yellow. So, let me look through it. The other thing is, do you know what developer is? No, I have no idea what that is. It's a base, right? Like, a peroxide? Okay, that's all I know. Actually, take your guess. How does this work? Actually, my chemistry teacher explained it to me. You know this. It's summer, like, it's all out. Please, no, I'm on my break. So, hydrogen peroxide, there's four different levels, 10, 20, 30, and 40. Okay. So, basically, it depends how light you wanna get your hair, how fast, if you're using foil or not. Basically, the bauxite, you don't know what you're getting, right? Shouldn't you put that on the bauxite? Did it say anywhere what you were using? No, it didn't. It sounds like illegal, right? No, so that's why, like, bauxite is not one size fits all. I mean, they try to make it like that, but color, it's like, you can't do that. Luckily, you were coming with from virgin hair. Yeah. So, that's why you didn't get, like, a total mess out of your hair. I was actually surprised that you kind of, like, put it all over and it actually isn't, like, that splotchy. Oh. Pat on the bush? Let's talk about it, though. What do you wanna do? Up to you. We talked about that picture of Jennifer's eyes. She looks so good in that. I think that'll be really good for you. Yeah, yeah. But the other thing is, we have to think about your hair growing out and you having a line of dark hair up here. Yeah. Are you gonna keep up with it? No, no, no, no. This is, like, a once-in-a-lifetime thing, yeah. But you definitely need less yellow. I agree. Because you have pink skin. So we're gonna bring some of that yellow out of your hair. We're probably gonna lighten it a little bit more on the ends just to get that nice and pure blonde and then tone it, give you a little bit of a shadow up here and make it. I don't know what any of that means, like. Don't even worry about it. Okay, good. Hey, what about haircut? If you wanna, like, cut it here, I'm gonna leave that up to you because you know what you're doing. So, yeah, I'm not gonna. Well, I guess I'll just surprise you. Yes, please do. Yeah. This will be good. I'm very excited. And a makeup license is coming. All right, let me put a cape on you and then mix up some bleach. Yeah. Wait, so 40 volume means, like, 40% or, like, 40 grams? Yeah, 40 volume is, like, the strongest you can get, but everything below that is just more dilution. I see. Yeah. Right now we're using 10 volume on you with Olaplex. Wait, so when you were doing your hair, what were you expecting to happen? I thought it was gonna look like Madonna. Like, I really did. You kinda got there, though. Really? I feel like. Okay, when I searched up platinum hair, like, she was like the one photo that came up. Like, I was ready to go like, Papa, don't preach. I've been losing, you know, like, I was ready for that, but it, you know, I looked like Gwen Stefani, but, okay. Who also looks amazing, but. I like this little spot you missed me. The sideburns? Yeah. Don't forget the sideburns, my dude. I should've done my eyebrows. Okay. You really should have, though. I don't wanna change my appearance too much, too, when my subscribers are like, Joanna, what's happening? Like, who is this on the camera? I don't know. No. Too late. Yeah, this was such a spontaneous decision, but it was always like in the back of my mind. And then this weekend, I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna do it. And then I just bought the bot styling. And now I'm here in New York and you're doing my hair. Literally just flown to New York. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So originally I was gonna dye my hair pink and I like, I bought the box dye for I was gonna look like the model on the box. And I bought- Should we make you pink? Don't give me an idea. Yeah, I know. But anyways, I think that would look a little bit insane. So we're making you pink? No, my mom would kill me. Someone has to have pink hair. Hey, my dude. Joanna. Yeah. We have finished the lightening process. How do you feel? My head is a solid 10 pounds heavier, I have to say, but you know what? If I look like Madonna at the end of this or any other blonde- Jennifer Lawrence. Or Jennifer Lawrence. Sorry, Jennifer Lawrence. Who? Jennifer Lawrence. If I look like Jennifer Lawrence. This isn't even on. Sorry. We're gonna wait 25 minutes. Oh, yes. I'm gonna live my extra life. I just cut so much hair off. It's okay. Do it. When was the last time you saw a hairdresser? So the second time I cut my hair, yeah, it looked really bad. Like the back, you can insert footage here. I didn't think it was that bad, but then like I put a mirror back there. It was pointy. Like it was sharp. I think it would like cut someone if they got close. Wait, remind me what you did to do that haircut. Oh no, I just did the same thing. Like I put it in two pony ties and I did that thing. But then I wanted layers. So then I took my dad's buzzer and I just like did one of these. I cut like on a diagonal. Yeah, and then my mom was like, you know what? No, we gotta go to Stephanie, my hairdresser. She's like, yeah, never do this again. Oh my God. So needless to say, I never went back there again because I do this often. I mean, before that, what was the last time you saw a hairdresser? Like it had been growing out for a while because it was so long. I looked at that video today and I was like, why did my mom ever let me have that long? Mom! You agree, right mom? Like it was bad. I have such a pet peeve for like really, really long hair. Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I've always wanted short hair, you know? Do I have to like, what's it called? Blow dry this after I take a shower? No, not if you don't want to. Because my mom has a thing where I have to like blow dry. Why? If you want to look good. That's right, mom. But you know my daughter would be spending four hours a day. I don't care if she wants to do it or not. You're feeling yourself? Yes. Well, I can't see it, but I look cool. From what I can tell, I look cool. Whoa. Do you know what toner is? Not really, no. So the main difference is like bleach is gonna lift your hair and toner is just gonna deposit whatever you want to look like overall. What do you mean I lift your hair? Your hair is full of pigment. That's what gives it color, right? Yeah. In order to make brown hair, you have basically all the colors in your hair. So when you lighten it, you're gonna see red first, and then you're gonna see orange, and then you're gonna see yellow, and then it's gonna go white because you're lifting like through the different. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. The more you know. The more you know, yeah. You say in one of your videos that you would like braid the girl's hair at once. Oh yeah. So cute. Like I would sit at recess, have a line down the block like. It was so good for me. Hello, my dudes. Doing a corrective color. It has been a long process, but it is looking so good. She has not seen it yet. No. We're gonna wait to show you at the end the surprise. So we're gonna bring the makeup artist in, and we're gonna do your makeup. We are gonna beat your face officially for the first time in your lifetime. I know, I've never done this before. And we're gonna blow dry it. We're gonna show her the finished look. So good. Joelle, would you please come in? Get the makeup snatched. Let's do this. Let's finish it up. All right. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm good. I'm so excited. Are you excited? Yes. Would I be able to tell you what we're doing? Yeah, it's a surprise. Yeah. Jeffree Star is quaking. Wow. I know. Like I'm gonna steal his career. First things first, we're gonna start off with a face mask. This smells very good. Oh, I love these. Oh, it tastes good. Oh. And that's supposed to eat it, but. Mom, I made it. Guess what we're putting on your hair now? That's so beautiful. Like it doesn't even look like hair products. And that's so pretty. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. It's the same like scent we use and everything. You ready to see yourself? Yeah. I'm scared, but I'm excited. It's a whirlwind of emotions. I'm a tsunami. You look so different. Okay. Let's turn you around. Mm-hmm. That's it, do we? Wow. And bleaching my hair to this. Like this. I don't understand. I'm gonna sleep in this makeup. I'm going to cement it to my face. And if it doesn't look good the next morning, so be it, okay? I feel like a pink ostrich, but in like the best way possible. This is all your fault. It really is. And the makeover's not done until you fully are living your extra life. Yeah. So we have to do the Glitterati. Oh my God, yes. We have to take on the Glitterati. And now you've graduated. So you get to live your extra life all the time. So how do you feel? Do you like the color? I love it. It's more than I could have ever imagined, you know? We did a little root shadow up here. Yeah. That way when it grows out it's like not crazy. It looks more highlighted rather than like. Yeah. A harsh. Exactly. Blonde up at the top. I think this suits you a lot better. And then it's like this nice, sandy, like champagne sort of. No, the white is beautiful. Now we match it. Yeah, we do. Thank you so much. It's all your fault. This is so insane. I'm so excited. I know. I'm actually. Every time I look at you I'm like, whoa. You guys did such a good job. Like I'm coming from me bleaching my hair with two packs of like drugstore bleach to this. I did not think I was gonna be here. This was like so spontaneous. I, what's happening? We planned this like what to do. Yeah, literally. You DM'd me. And you were like, I need to do your hair. And I was like, I agree, lol. Now I'm here and I look like this. I'm so happy. Me too. Beauty is not a go over to the store and pick up a box, die. To be blonde takes a long time. Are you really trying to sub tweet me? Like. Were you surprised at the process? Yes. This is not something I could do at home. Your eyes are so pretty. Oh, thank you. Yours too, they're blue crazy. Like I wish they had blue eyes. Mine are just like poopy brown. No, they're really pretty brown though. They're like hazelnuts. Thank you. Hazel, hazelnuts. I'm allergic to hazelnuts. Do you know that? Sorry. You look so good. We did a natural like blonde on you. I wanted to bring it down a little bit, the blonde, because she's gonna end up growing this out. It's gonna look weird if she has like a line where it grows out. And this way she can wear the blonde for a long time and it'll still look fresh. She'll have roots, but it'll all blend in and it'll look so much better than having a dark blonde across your head. Yes. I mean, you're probably gonna go back dark anyways, which is like sad to me because you look good. I'm hoping you're just like gonna be addicted to blonde after this. Yes. I mean, I already am, but like, we'll get through it, you know? I feel like it'll, my roots will slowly grow in and it'll just slowly get used to being brunette again and it'll just, it'll be a phase. Or maybe not. We shall see. Yeah. Joanna, you look so great. Thank you so much for coming here. Oh, no problem. I had so much fun. Oh, I had so much fun too. This was the best 2 a.m. decision I've ever made. This is so much more than I had anticipated, by the way. I was telling her, I'm like, what did you expect when Brad was gonna do your hair? I was just gonna do like a little thing? No. No, we're gonna go through it all. We're gonna make sure you look like a complete different person just for the fun of it. Like, why not? Ah! That is the second time you've fallen off a person. Yes, I have. Well, thank you guys so much for watching today. Follow our social medias and follow Joanna. Subscribe, that's what you call it. Subscribe to Joanna, but you probably already are. It'll be linked down below her channel and she'll be making a video, a little vlog video about this. A little vlog, yeah, hopefully. We'll see. If it's, the footage isn't awful because my mom is in charge of it. Love you, mom, sorry. Where's Mama Goose, Miss Harry? Mama Goose is out there, yeah. Alright guys, that's all for today. Don't forget to what? She won't see you next time, but I will see. Love you guys the most.