 okay there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro, Kites, New Jersey, Route 17 South, I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback. For more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about. Maybe more madness. Who the hell knows? Who the hell knows? I would say to my partner, does that legal letter Jackie have taken your door incredibly effective? Well Jackie's been doing this for so many years. She knows what she's doing. I know. What do you want to know? Oh it's not I guess it I guess it could be a question tied to it. Alright let me tell you let me tell you remember I tell you about the Wilkinson Sword razor blades I was getting from the dollar zone that the Indians own well guess what I found out why they're a dollar they're defective once only one side is sharp the other side is like a butter knife so they scoop so is are they defective the Wilkinson sword blades the Wilkinson sword blades and Jimmy Madonna bought from the dollar store thinking he was getting a bargain where they are they defective I guess I mean Jess yeah I was wondering why I was wondering why one side was like sharp as hell you're so so but they're sneaky there's always a catch-billie moral is certain things you should buy certain things you don't go near over there you just now I have a sharpening stone maybe I could shop why should you have to bother with that shit come on Jimmy wake up a few swipes you know buy a nice blade you know on YouTube they show you how to sharpen regular disposable blades on a piece of denim jeans you just go like this in one direction on a pair of denim jeans you're right I think I tried it it didn't work a razor blade on jeans or denim really work I gotta get through to you I tell you don't bother don't bother this crap I think I think a lot of people you buy into it yeah don't buy into it it's just it's nothing I mean for for a dollar store no wonder they grunt at me when I ask them questions they're like look they give me I was in the Indian like they're going to know about every fucking I think I think what they do is they have a buyer that goes out and they and tells them this is what we have we have cases they don't tell them about the quality we have this many will sell you for this that's all they do they don't tell them about the wall they don't care about quality really they just want merchandise this thing you can buy is maybe glassware you know some glasses and mugs right or or have you know garbage bags for the kitchen not even though they're going to be weaker than most go to a grocery store get a good the bad brand I've always got to stop and shops on all these years there's never been one with a tear strong as and when you pull it up your fingers don't go right go right through it you're supposed to do it that way that's why you have the tie the door strings yes don't grab the bag providing the drawstrings don't snap on you right never never yeah you gotta learn how to be a good consumer a buyer that looks for bargains all the time you pay a few pennies or a dollar or more you get more that old guy Joe drives all the way down here to go to Costco I said your car carries 12 gallons of gas you're saving say five cents a gallon of 60 fuck there's no Costco near him no I said you'll come all the way down here to save 60 cents everybody laughs at you Joe you're anal you're looking to save a buck God wake up you're almost 90 years old you've got to stop this I I know a guy that lives in West Millford to say County he went to a gas station and paid a fortune for new tires instead of coming down by my brother-in-law's place in Garfield he says he says oh it's too far I says yeah but look at what you paid for the tires completely blew away the gasoline that it would have took him to come to Garfield you can't get through to people you try and then like we're talking this morning yeah and this is a guy that prides himself on being logical and intelligent yeah I mean sure you went down the street to a gas station but they don't care give me enough of him I don't know what to do we wanted to fucking fire enough about him yeah so it looks like Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook is siding with the Trump administration they're now calling any opposition or criticism of Trump to be fake Russian profiles now before it's fake news now it's the Russians Trump always cries and lies about fake news the CNN the greatest news network there is as unbiased as it can possibly be that that reliable source is that that guy's good to the stateless you have it I initial I saw the swing about Trump's fake news Mike Bloomberg says he knows Trump very well and he says he's a everybody calls him a con a con artist in the business world what did I tell you 30 plus years ago the gentleman in the sexes watch after this guy Trump is up there yeah is Donald Trump a huge fake is he a frontman for a consortium I wonder if he plays dumb and he's really a con man he's a frontman he's a faker just said he's afraid of course he's a con man he's a faker yeah Charleston whatever you want to call him who's a faker that's it well if I want to know anything it might might be an additional few words let me think is um is the fact that now they're they're blaming criticism on the Russians is that just another way of saying fake news or no okay is it is it another Trump distraction accusing criticism on Russian Russian yeah reword it Trump yeah that's Trump will not say anything against Russia as you well know all right is it because Russia primarily has something very big on Trump's government over his head see how you go out of Jimmy huh right to the question can't blackmail maybe even the maybe even maybe Putin has something on Hillary and the Republican Party too he never know maybe he doesn't the main thing we're talking about is Trump here right that's Putin have anything on Hillary Clinton because he seemed to hate her an awful lot that's Putin have anything on Hillary Clinton no Hillary Clinton had a lot of baggage with her as well as you know but she was so much more professional would have been a much greater president than Trump would you go yes sometimes you have to go with the lesser of the two evils boy that's why voted for her not for him yeah and then obviously obviously the Clinton elitist and the oligarch screwed over Bernie Sanders I mean I was a good as Jimmy Madonna just said the Clinton so-called Clinton elitist did they screw over Bernie Sanders no so we lost fair and square basically is what the ambulance in Bernie Sanders just simply lose fair and square yeah well the only difference is Bernie's donations came from regular people Hillary's came from big corporate fat cats what's wrong with that because they're evil who says look at what CEOs do look and what would you without them what do you want who you want in there honest CEO how many people do these CEOs of blue I said a greedy see millions of people without the CEOs needs corporation you haven't look at look at that scumbag Jeff Bezos of Amazon what about him you know what kind of working conditions he has for you know many employees came came forward no but I know everybody here that works for Amazon loves it really Jeff Bezos the CEO of Amazon what do you want to call him I call him a lot of things but he's the CEO of Amazon what do you want to call him a bad guy is he a slave driver because people are being interviewed on video and I'm watching how about the wall seems against doctors in this room in the reputation because one client has a bad experience but 99 others have a great experience that's what it comes out to you hear one guy's complete but how about the thousands of rain it's like restaurant critics yeah or movie critics or movie critics don't go by that members Cisco and Ebert thumbs up thumbs down go to the movie you determine for yourself don't listen to a critic what is critic one person's opinion now are they better than you or the critic might get paid better than you no they're just a person with flaws are they human yeah so is the pope so are our priests is every human fallible yes so couldn't they be wrong yes there you go there's a bargain you see the point I tell people that I tell psychologists I've met that so you could be wrong but I said if you're so great you people in your field why do you have the highest suicide right so what's your point and then you got like a few people make these statements but you don't back them up and then you got the bias cases where somebody's paid off let's say a restaurant pays off a critic oh I know that my friends have gone through that with their place that's obvious that's obvious oh I give you five stars William on your steakhouse the 201 magazine yeah or the BC magazine the bossy my buddy's diner always gets diner best diner in Burton County I told spirit you know you're not the best diner spirit you're not even close by the buddy Jerry on the Harrisburg Pennsylvania on a bunch of pizza restaurants place parlor I said he goes as bullshit very the publisher came in and to that reason I said how can I get right the best she said you give me a year you know I just answered your question briefly bam you know what the the most you know what the best hot spot for the locals in Lancaster County is called cactus willies 899 you get shell steaks freshly made to your order with all the trimmings no I'm just I'm just saying it was such a fantastic bargain which means yeah but you said it was good too so maybe they deserve their right no they deserve it not what I'm trying to say is that good when you travel always talk to the locals about where to go when I my buddy owns the diner I said come on spirit let me tell you something I wish Denny's opens up a ton of locations around here because you know how what a ripple of these Greek owned diners are you know but our Denny's never that great let's say change the whole process when I've been to them decades ago wasn't very impressive so I don't know what they're like today well the I have did blow them away I mean to better try to keep up with the competition to be fair today's marketplace of Denny's the chain Denny's even close to being of the caliber of those venues have a lot of catching up oh golden corral ask about the gold are they really as good as the commercials portray you know about the golden corral commercials for that book a french fry culture are they as good as they look and claim on their TV commercials but a few friends that went to them nobody's anything bad and these are three people that don't know one another so it's like totally you know I was said as you well know don't you have your conversation yes yes an interesting one amulet the your the way your image of the blue eye is that an ancient symbol for warding off evil okay good I don't know why you can't hold it still you're always swinging well I get I get I don't know I'm I have a nervous symbol of the eye is that a symbol of good that's to be it's something about the blue eye because they're all blue you gotta keep it still when you ask this question you've always got to swing plus it's got good weight to it yeah it's um you know what those yellow teeth oh God yeah and then oh how venomous out you remember Medusa from the Greek mythology it will be like kissing Medusa the Gorgon or Gorgon has some people now these the people that generally come in to chat with you in the morning do they ever come in any afternoon or they just strictly the morning crowd you get like tourism coming here in the morning from the holiday in yeah well they're smart you notice the Europeans love this place yeah no no I mean I mean the fact that they have a shuttle to the to the 163 bus to the city instead of spending high prices on Manhattan hotels they stay here and they get a shuttle well I hear this hotels incredibly highly rated yeah well you you told me even the restaurant got a good rating well it was phenomenal the guys over here I met people wife I recommend that they went I said how was it they have a bona fide chef in there running said the menu is incredible and you cannot go wrong with the food four to seven or five to seven the fried calamari they said he killed four and it's only five or six dollars they said it is the members they said this is not any ordinary restaurant here well I one time I asked an Italian chef I knew they used to come for seafood when I worked there chef Franco I said chef Franco is there any secret to deep fry and seafood he says yes yes any shellfish scallops oysters calamari one minute and you do you do not walk away from that deep fryer want and the oil has to be clean and very hot he says that the oil is not very hot it'll be greasy because the batter will absorb staying at the holiday excellent excellent restaurant everybody goes you know the guys said you don't know this is phenomenal I met another guy I said he said my god yeah the menu is big with everything's phenomenal just think of how smart just think of how smart the person was who first built this McDonald's here knowing that there's a holiday in next door but he knew if there was a holiday that I think this was here and that was a different in the day okay it's just called rough rough on the draw you put it in things worked out these work out you're gonna go outside for smoke all right you know franchises are like no they're not franchise oh no he downright owns all yeah oh so when he visits he inspects his rest he owns them yeah and they have to meet his standards well there is the summer all the guys he owns all of his restaurants he doesn't franchise or sell any of their mouth every look I'll jump into your hands you see he's Portuguese he's from four four River Massachusetts yes who cares I find it interesting to you don't research things you don't care at all with these Portuguese are well it's knowledge that's not knowledge of what is Portuguese oh I learned a lot because there's a lot of Portuguese immigrants in New England that's how they got their seafood so why that's how they became famous for seafood is emerald a gaseous Portuguese yes he is does he just claim to be the fool everybody that would be funny what is he a Jew like I knew a racial race from I heard she's a bitch in real life she's from four River you know Glen Falls New York is right I told you a few people I met I meant to go ahead wait on her you know who I am and I said I forget to play a role you should have said all honey excuse me all the manager was this poor lady doesn't know who she is because when you say you know who I am meaning you don't you know who said that to the cops reese with a spoon the that actress no not just her a lot of how many have used that so you don't you know don't you know her boyfriend her boyfriend was drunk and start in a fight when they were out and that's what she said to the cop about the lady over here they're very very heavy open a guy friend of her I guess smoking smoking I said he was smart right I was there I was up front if he was smart if you say he's a quit eating you know what that'll be perfect well come back if your name is Reese with a spoon does that mean you spoon you spoon a lot with your boyfriend yeah do you know who I that means you're better than other people do you know who I am no they think it's my stuff it's my stuff in my apartment completely and totally safe well if you had candles they'd be melted by now they say that every dog has my going to be barking real loud soon it swings fast it just jumps right in oh yeah legally I think you have the John the edge on this situation yeah yeah no is restitution the same as reciprocity restitution William Morrow get restitution for all this scumbag at John John Gabriel right once I get back in should I continue and have my people pursue further legal action that's how quick it jumps in right yeah cuz you're discriminating against government I mean how quick it jumps in with answers big swing big swing no but what I'm saying oh wow look at it now but there's no with because there's no there's no justification for what happens especially like if you even why did you do that you picked it up and oh because I don't why did you do that I was like what is he doing that you want it to happen a little bed it's like when you have a question pick it up and put it back make it comfortable yeah right on brother like JJ Walker used to say and you deserve very much to be treated with the opposite respect don't you relax I am relax no I mean I'm telling the amulet to know don't tell it no don't do anything don't make fun like an oldie don't read too much into it yeah but when you make comments you gotta watch out man it's nothing like Jimmy Madonna going to marry there's nothing like payback is a bitch restitution I don't believe it's a lot of my other friends know that yeah they mentioned they tease me about forgiveness even if you didn't have a health issue there's still no justification for forgiveness I believe strongly in vengeance I for an eye no two for two two eyes I want to get back at you worse tenfold I want to make you hurt I want you to suffer yeah and and with with the real estate company there's no better way as you know than to hurt him I don't forgive you in a while oh here's a good one all the so-called the police charities that call my house looking for money no they're there are there's is that a scam are most of the police charities have called people at home it's the best majority of them scams because police officers are very well-paid and this in general generally speaking right away before you even before you finish you quit except for me except for Mexican police they don't they don't get paid that much they're criminal anyway oh yeah what was the old what did you tell me about Juarez if you if you look if you're looking for anything bad go to a cop if you look at that wasn't even a 60 minutes later on whether it be drugs prostitution gold bars anything you want I saw when I was a kid I used to remember seeing these movies that took place in this deep south and kids are driving through a county let's say in the deep south and the cop goes you know this I could arrest you but if you grease my palm or whatever happened you know my body you know you got them Roscoe P. Coltrane what the goddamn line is and Ducksworth that's a good name no you don't know where the line is I saw the funniest banner I had a picture of a real stupid-looking obese guy with a gorgeous blonde with her arm around him says he just won 180 million dollars in the lottery and two days later he found the love of his life isn't that great I was hysterical I and he had a stupid look on his face he was like a funny-looking obese guy with the suit we're perfect ten with her arm around because he just won the lottery no I don't know that's the point but what people were saying is suffer if you're a fool for that what people she really loves you then you're you're more than you then you deserve it it's that simple now what what the stupid thing that most people were saying was they were ready to piss the money away I go no you don't piss the money away you numbskulls you lock it up and live off the interest you know how much interest 180 mil gets either invest it to build milk apartment complexes or invest it wisely to write oh real estate number of things it doesn't have to be just interest smart my dad always told me money can work harder for you than you can for like if you buy townhouses or condos every in resort areas of the country you can rent them out vision vision or no one will become an expert member nobody knew they couldn't give the metal lands away now it's over millions of dollars an acre you've heard of clear water by Tampa well clear water here's a lovely area and a lot of people go to Orlando straight they go straight east to Orlando Marco there's a place called Marco my aunt and uncle used to live in Marco Island it's by Naples which is by four Myers well that's the airport she loved it suburb of four Myers that's why she went there that's called Collier County Florida that's supposed to be one of the best real estate bargains real estate investment places in the country I heard they paid really premium rent in the side of a cliff oh yeah as your house comes tumbling down from what's like yeah yeah yeah not only that everything is brown it's basically a desert of course it's all burned we're gonna go yeah well like like what's happening that's what I mean it's burning all the time it's mudslides and floods what are you gonna do it's it's well yeah thanks to the climate change deniers and that's that have a good one people this has been a mega lab 21 production