 Jay leave Okay, yeah, go away. Okay. I left. That's not let's fake leaving doesn't count. Hello. Welcome to Kenobi episode one It's really exciting because You know, this is the one that we've all been saying for months on end This is gonna be the master work all the other ones were kind of just Yeah, yeah, it's all been leading to this but they were They just fell short in certain ways Oh Always get back up, but this one is gonna be the one that's perfect. I think that's that's my expectation I've already heard several great things everyone the internet is loving it buzzing about it It's not a reality at all that I have seen everybody being hypercritical of it already and that it seems that not even the prequels Can save Star Wars now. This is this show is kind of a signaling of We we are we are now in the era. No, you say that all the time. We've been in it for two years This is the result of it. But it feels like this one. We're really edging closer to like the prequels Which we remember it for so long Mandalorian episode one. It leverages this the prequels quite a bit This is just like oh, yeah, of course men but and then they had a Naboo star fighter They had the other flashback of order 66. Yeah, this is the almost end point I don't see how you could make more use of the prequels than what they're gonna be doing this Especially with cuz I was making sure the file worked and the one we had how it fucking begins Let's I don't know if any of you know, but we're gonna get there Hi, personally and looking forward to seeing you and McGregor be Obi-Wan Kenobi cuz I like him and I think he's a good actor Good job. Is there anything else anyone's looking forward to other than that specific thing? I don't know maybe I can't wait to be on Tatooine again. I'm very excited to be on Tatooine again I mean if more collectors are in it, I'm excited to see them as well I guess at this point. I would just say that I'm kind of I look I'm okay with just seeing cool imagery and appreciating the imagery for its own sake and the puppets and the props and stuff That's where I'm at It will be cool to see some new planets and maybe some new aliens like and appreciate the work That was put in from like all other people who are not to blame if the writing Really cool and like a Star Wars prequel tribute to Obi-Wan this footage It'll do great and that I like I'm already kind of writing it off Like I'm not even really expecting anything but this show hypothetically could be awesome like in turn You know we an era that's pretty underexplored in Star Wars canon You know like the the sort of Empire period before the OT and imagine if you did the really low stakes Small like a low-stakes kind of slow-paced Contemplative Obi-Wan story where he has to deal with doubts that are arising about like the Jedi order the Jedi code Like his mission and how he should best oversee it and then we present him with difficult choices Where it's essentially are you going to do what you know? You need to do which is ensure that Luke survives and that the Jedi can maybe come back one day in the future And by doing that you may have to breach the Jedi code to essentially allow the Jedi to survive or like are you going to rigidly? Stick to principles that you believe to be right even if it jeopardizes your mission You know give him some like if Obi-Wan in this show a mess is up and has Luke Skywalker die Then that means George Lucas never makes Star Wars a new hope because Luke dies before that film Therefore Star Wars never existed So it creates a time It supersedes all other canon. This is the canon That's what the finale is that they reveal like we're doing a new timeline everybody Honestly, I could see a timeline where Disney made a show where like Luke dies And Obi-Wan replaces him with another child and doesn't tell anyone. Oh, yeah in this child. She'll be the best Oh, no, I think I think like they'll just make what no Like the the original original original series Luke wasn't really Luke. He was a different child Oh, that's whenever we see him outside of the original trilogy. Anyway, we're like, this is Luke, but not Luke That's right. This is a puppet looking at him dance. Oh, well, that's saying What will be the fate of you and McGregor's Obi-Wan in this will he be? ruined much like many other Will it be neutral or will it be great for him? You know, we could get any kind of result on exactly what's gonna happen We've had a couple of talks and predictions about the nature of the trailer combined with what we had assumed They might fuck around with the potential is enormous. You've got a little bit of restriction from You know the content that exists in terms of what we should see him ending up as Maybe I should say rather than what we should see him as because theoretically this season should Mold what is what remains after the prequels into what we see in the OC? I assume that's what they're gonna be gunning for George was very much obsessed with trying to get everything one-to-one like you see Everything is like that nobody did anything for 19 years. You're like, all right Fishing the death star, but uh, you know you can explore it and I guess We're about to see whatever they decided to do is everyone ready Oh, hey, he said the thing I remember the thing Oh, look Carson. Oh Wow, we're just like Do they think that nobody knows this so this is the thing we may as well take this time to talk about it exactly I When the hell do we ever do this like this? We don't even do this We don't do this we don't do this for Boba Fett didn't we like They didn't even show footage of Boba Fett from the OT right they Hopefully hopefully this means that they'll be keeping Obi-Wan in character You know because if they showed Boba Fett before Boba Fett that would have really contrast it I was like a low splash effect on Maul. I thought there always was There always was oh, yes, it's like all right. I guess they're just recapping phantom menace They're relying on us knowing exactly what this is Okay for this like work because everyone knows this no one doesn't know this it's really hard to Sort of think about this as though you are someone who's never done anything Star Wars before and you're brand new How does this previously track for you? It's the music This one's doubly weird about this is this music they're playing over all of this recap stuff As wise as master Yoda And as powerful as master window It's just it feels out of place because it's not because it's not was he I want more And I know I shouldn't How do you know the ways of the force? I understand why they did it right because this show is it's not like the show is hosted on a service where you can Just see the prequels whenever you want The internet this is baffling because it's like wow with two minutes in and it's just been remember the prequels Like literally as in remember them remember the because this will be important for later. It's like yeah, I know I know I know the way the way they cut like oh wait, did I miss like the first season of the show? What is what's going on? Yeah, like well the three seasons or something because Well imagine imagine revenge if the set started with like a compilation of phantom menace the attack of the clone It feels as weird as that because Why do this like this? You do have season recaps on tv shows, but like yeah, it just feels odd Surely if there was anything important to establish in terms of character You would want it in the actual story rather than you can establish characterization for everyone That's like already been established in the prequels. It might be you know It might be important to go over what's the same and what's different in the actual story You need to see these like he's in the rain. I can't believe they don't put a little fucking sheltery thing on top Yeah, so mean maybe he's like oh, thank god rain. Yeah, maybe cleaning my wounds Except on my back Those are maybe the rain on Coruscant is just like toxic This infects him feels like a city a weird planet to live on with a trillion people Like man, they showed a lot of fucking footage from yeah prequels. Yeah, we're three minutes in This is why it feels like we're at the peak of uh Prequel usage. Oh my god. I hope Jar Jar shows up in this. I like how they didn't say that she died of sadness Why would they want to remind us of Four shades. Oh, that looks so bad. That looks terrible. That looks bad So they're gonna bring like Qui-Gon back, right? That's one of the options they have. They're showing up in this guy I don't know I feel if Liam Neeson would because I would have thought we'd heard about it It's keeping it secret. No, I think they'd be able to get him and they'd keep it secret. Yeah, no, it's not of course They can get him. I'm saying it wasn't announced a lot of the I figure it would be a cameo or something Maybe well a lot of those get announced too, right? Like, um, even um, I guess you want to keep some surprises. Maybe New footage Hey, what's the sand? It's a tiny forest Oh, no, it's ninja. Oh Fucking order 66 nice This oh, it's black widow training Oh, no Oh, we actually do That is so awful. The cameras just start shaking. So the shaking is so deliberate like it's so fake The difference is that when you're running with it, you'll have an automatic shake But that was like I must shake the camera with my hand sort of thing Should the camera operator there like so, okay, that's such a shake of the camera Oh, dude, that might save a totally nearly one into the kid there I think that having action music here was a bad decision I think that was a really bad decision. Yeah, they didn't shoot to the roster. It's like tragic Not Well, I mean like it would be great if it was just silent Yeah, you know It could be silent Attica kill the odd likes they're escaping At someone who was about to say the line I think it's gonna be I assume these guys are gonna escape and be in the shard No, I want them to die. Well, well, I was actually Hoth expecting them to show who saved baby Yoda there, but maybe we'll get that a different time It might be the inquisitors, right? Like that's that was a weird opening scene Like in terms of that's a really weird opening scene You spent four minutes on remember the prequels and then one minute on aren't clones shit And now we're 66 and now we're 10 years later. Oh, finally familiar ground. Yes It's my favorite well, we have seen a lot of tattooing, but also haven't seen a lot of tattooing Do you This bit of tattooing. Yeah I don't know if you guys uh, remember the tattooing was like quite well-featured in a new hope and in return of the Jedi It was yeah Pretty cool to be back here on the streets for no vehicles in the streets Everyone just wanders around there's space for vehicles, but they have to go get the fuck out of the way Everyone we're the empire We'd be debate guys you can tell by the soundtrack This is a very The two the two leading it looks so silly Like she looks fine the other two just I can't take seriously. Yeah, this is the goofy hat like what's going on Someone yelling from the back you wait we have like space parts you prick You land it in the road you land on my dog Let's see tattooing police get like a ticket to him. It's like uh, uh, uh Would people on tattooing just like stop and stare at all this? Yeah, why stare? I don't really care. I think they just it's it's not a win. You know, it's the outer rim That's this cool lightsaber. Oh, it's this lightsaber the spinning one It's like one. Oh, no It's actually something to remember is that stupid if they don't have to use them as helicopters in this That cow it's the huts are in power Um, so you gotta be careful with what you fuck around with as the empire I imagine that they will take full These guys don't give a shit. We'll take full care with the will building. Yes. I agree. Yeah Hey, would you guys like some blue water? You know who we are You know what we do you know what we do Jedi Wow, holy shit. Do you know the key to hunting jedi friend? It is patience Jedi cannot help what they are Their compassion leaves a trail, but I thought the whole thing was to be disconnected I guess the compassion would be that they help people and so the stories of them helping people I just find it cringe that it's like they're self-aware villainous people who are like, ah, you have compassion hero The whole point of the the the empires are like, well, we're we've got orders so things are safer But like these guys are just overtly evil. Yeah, it's really lame It'd be a lot cooler if they diluted themselves into thinking that what they're doing is good, you know Even though they're tapping into the dark side Inquisitors can use the force, right? Yeah, I believe so So what is the jedi to do? Help you and Help you How did you this is really They're gonna kill him and then a jedi will maybe yeah, the jedi hiding in this group of people probably I'm really not being sold this guy's intimidating right now. No, it's a bit weird, isn't he? Oh, it's like sharp there His main goal is to blow up and then act like he doesn't know nobody. Oh nice, dude You could have done that in a non-obvious way. Yeah. Yeah, what was that? You'll never find us Wait, what? What that's not interrogation What what? She stopped he stopped her from yeah, because he wanted to interrogate him keep going Keep going. He's yeah Then we should be hunting bigger prey. He is not yours to find like what? Pass this third sister. I will not warn you again third sister his fixation with kenobi or I will relieve you Why do you have a fixation at kenobi? I wonder I bet she's she's one of the uh, the younglings and then she got Brought into the fold as an inquisitor and maybe she has like some sort of grudge against everyone because he fucked up Yeah, I yeah, I think I've already figured it out. She thinks he screwed up because he created He created Anakin. Yeah, I bet now she works for Darth Vader So they just why is she trying to kill him then because that's like why he stopped it. I'm just saying that That's nice. Well, I think I don't know. I have no idea I was because that's where I was I don't care about your motivation. I'm more so That's a great side of a story. I don't care I have no faith that it'll be interesting a lot of the I feel like a lot of the people who Like me sure would say I don't care about a motivation. They probably would yeah I'm also just like why if she's had to explain to her that they're trying to find literal any leads or pieces and Then she's like executing him against her orders and it's like why and it's like we should be hunting obi ones Like that doesn't even line up. This is the calcium At this point, I would much rather watch a show that shows how this world operates really like how we get food This is like the most interesting thing I've seen in this series Are they just mining they're mining meat from some dead critter? I feel like it. Yeah Yeah, I like this. All right. Well, yeah, nobody wants to work in here lines I work at the meat mines. I think I would have preferred if this was the opening scene Yes Oh god, I beg for a really nice person for a subtle opening scene. That would have been nice Yeah, that's actually still on my mind the opening scene being a bunch of people getting killed but I bet we're gonna We're gonna pan through the timeline with all of those. It's only half Please I have a family Wow, Jesus christ, take it all. Why are you a dick? Why what if people get paid not because they're dick but because there's like economic hard times or something Something you want to say? Yeah, you're mean. Yeah, you prick. Hey, I'm obi on Kenobi I fall in the clone wars. I'll beat you up. That's what you should say. No, they don't know we Hey, you look like Obi-Wan Kenobi They don't know him. I mean, I guess we're not we're just gonna do that the show our way I imagine a lot of people wouldn't know what he looks like You'd think he's one of the biggest war heroes for the republic at that time, but at the same time Until the next day. Well, the people's appearance is really good. Look at the pig first and what the fuck? I don't know. That's kind of hard to say. They just left the meat out there. I guess it's fine Who comes around the next day the next group. It's dry. It turns into jerky It's Sandmeat. Nothing wrong with a bit of sand. It's a little gritty I'm getting a little bit upset already because this is kind of like what I would want for the whole show like this kind of vibe And I know it's not what it's gonna be. Thanks for talking over. Yeah, rags. What the fuck was the point of that? Like what? What do you achieve? Shut the fuck up. Free to carry on. What were you saying? I think I'm getting a little bit sad now because if this if I could see like this But across the whole show, I think I'd really like this show, but I know that that's not what we're gonna get No, yeah, it's gotta be bombastic and grandiose and like the most you're gonna get at this kind of scene is probably gonna be episode one Yeah, probably for another 10 minutes. Maybe I don't want to plot this though. Can't stay here. Oh, this is probably where he lives as well Like just in a little cave This is a little hole This is what I mean. I like this as a juxtaposition for what his life used to be and now what it is It's really sad. It's some hiding chill out. Finally We finally get to try hustle and bustle for a mission that I hope he has doubts about like he's not sure about whether it's gonna bring anything about The whether he could be doing more, you know, yeah, what a nice little trouble. I mean, I just like seeing you and mcgregor back A sweet cave Yeah To be honest with you, it's surprising. They're not just I can go it all out and being like let's just make a trilogy Where's the main character fuck it? I'm just you know, I'm a meat miner here right to the cave Just now They did which is all enough. Um, what ray makes in tfa was a practical setup. Uh, the little thing she makes You can get it for yeah, yeah, of course it was because it's oh No, no, it was like a sci-fi food, but they made it practically. It was really kind of cool. Honestly, um, it's kind of lame that that was CGI But whatever this was just soup. You could have just done whatever Oh, it's a little uh model of a I'll give you 50 I need a new processor board Oh I got just what you need I almost want to see a show that just jaw was doing that thing, you know You don't like this kind of like this. Yeah We got hubcaps distributors catalytic converters I actually want to watch the adventures of obi-wan and this jawa. Yeah, that's the team. That's the buddy card Oh, he actually escaped Wow, the inquisitors are shit I've heard the jedi are all but extinct Well, thank you tika. Goodbye I'm rude, bro. First name. That's it. Yeah, the chillin homies Order 66 I remember this Yeah, they show this in the beginning Yeah, but now a natural way to incorporate this footage Yeah, it doesn't make the four early minutes seem kind of Well, I mean they were always super fast, but it would be cool Or just like have it maybe make the memories worse than what were the events that he remembers it even would be super cool That'd be super cool He's starting to miss remember because he blames himself so much. Yeah He's starting like more fire on anaconda more pain scream Yeah, and maybe like a more vengeful face on his a more vengeful expression, you know Maybe he's wondering if like he yeah, maybe They have the actors they could have recreated the scenes, right? Yeah, I wonder if it was like He's definitely showing up. He's talking to him now to show up later I think we're done with the slow stuff plots about to begin. No, go back to slow stuff. That was fun Yeah, we got a few minutes. I was gonna say you've had a whole like five minutes. Come on. That's enough It's time for an action scene of some kind This is we're 20 minutes in and they're doing to be fair that 20 minutes It's been filled with lots of other things. You know The inquisitors stuff was funny Hey luke Okay, fucking weirdo that old man up on the rocks. Uh, hey Hey, I told you to leave us alone Your hope would have been different. It's like, oh, he could be an old benkenobi He just sits on a rock sometimes and watches me with binoculars He just watches my kids from a distance with binoculars Oh, no, he's thinking about hard racing Well, you know, it's because luke was an experienced pilot even by a new hope Which is why he knew how to do it in the trench run. No, I mean what we're seeing here is parallels Like that's that's what we're doing here. Yeah the half a joke with the racing thing He's just like an a king Just like that scene was fine, except I don't really know why he was watching him through binoculars You know that that feels like he's far away Oh, so the reason he has the little model plane is because obi-wan brought it. Oh, it's a gift to give to him He's cleaned it up and everything. Yeah, that's that's fine. I like that. Yeah Okay Oh god shaky. Oh, it'll be the jedi. He'll be like help me obi-wan Kenobi on my own Enough with the shaky You're making some kind of mistake. I'm sorry. My name is nari. Oh, I don't care. There's no mistake You're looking for somebody else What are you doing here obi-wan? My name is ben. You have no idea what I've been through Yeah, I do You know I do Yeah, like I actually do. You're being very egotistical actually Oh, maybe maybe he's referring to something else. You'll draw too much attention, but I know where to go They're hunting me. You have to help me. I'm not really sold by this guy's performance to be honest Welcome to the middle of the desert and bury it in the ground. Burry it stay hidden Live a normal life. Stop using the force in front of the visitors. What about the fight? The fight is done We lost what happened to you Oh a lot The time of the jedi is over the time of cutting meat is at 6 a.m. So I gotta go to sleep I'm a meat miner now. This is what I was born to do. How did he know he was out here? I get how did he know it was out here? He sensed him with the frost What a lovely planet. I hope nothing bad happens to it Oh, it'll be fine for at least nine years This is what I was missing the sunday of clothing montage It seems so unnecessary to have Storyline for luke old layer to be honest with you. My guess would be that they they saw like a uh Oh, we can have like older on actually be a setting. We've never really done that in like the you know Mainline stuff. Well, yeah, I'll have to see what they choose to do with it She insisted you would find it amusing your highness. How the fuck didn't the rest of them knows I would Man, they are not reliable servants if they just do whatever they're really not Yeah, execute them fire I love running in the woods with my little bug The new toy that we're gonna sell What's his cute name tell us lungus. That's not cute. What's this moulin. She's gonna pretend a pod race, too Rider Pleasure barge boring. Ooh a tri-wing. That's a new one How'd you know it is probably Why is everything leaving now? I only have two way down No, lola for the rest of the day, but she didn't do anything shut her down. No, it's it's not a punishment for it. It's for you God you're stupid If you behaved as well as you climb You'd be a senator already in the past tense. It's clumb senator already senator already. Oh, no All I ever do is wave Then do more than wave you get out of this what you put in there with a good dance or something. I don't know I promise I won't do it again Liar, too She's gonna take the ladybug. You know, I can feel you doing that You can't have oh, no the shaky camera's back That means there's someone watching them from the tree Oh Look CGI smoke. Yeah, that's a shame. Why oh my gosh Man that meat cuts well. Geez. It's like butter. It's a knife. It's that's the quality of the knife Yeah, it is the blade, right? That's what he's not. Is he allowed to do that because he's not subtle about it at all It doesn't look like he's allowed to but that but he's so obvious that it's like he must be right Oh, this is a scene with the guy with the wump nose No, we have that already that already happened. You missed it Hey, that's not a gun train. Just no, it's just a regular train It's a little train. I want my gun train back. It'll evolve over time now. We'll get it Oh, it's a little baby gun train. We got you. I gave you. He brought a big truck today I want you to stay away from it Aw, that's why he's not in there in person then Is he okay? You care if he's showing. He's my responsibility Owen. I'm his uncle We talked about this when the time comes. He must be trained like you trained his father. Yeah, I mean, yes, but you know I trained a lot of people and I won't let you make the same mistake twice You know while we are here Who are you? There's a jedi hiding on this planet Probably more to know on this. Well, it's a planet dude. They're pretty big He wouldn't happen to be around here would he Or you'll be punished Just some of the back the other side of the planet already. She's not very nice. This is the outer rim. We're not under the empire Okay, all right then Is she not still screaming? Well, no, that's done with now. That's over. She calmed down Yeah, maybe she passed out. We didn't see it would have been really easy to just show her pass out from there You know something Wait, why is she picking on him? What? Because he looked at you about Yeah, use use force mind thing. Kyla did it farmer, right? Why do you know that kids is everyone a farmer is on the meme concern? They might be You got a jedi on her farm, too No, why should I know I would have no love for them. We jedi vermin you protect your family Yes Yeah I'm getting a little close. I think you could protect them from me Why would Why would you say that why what why would Wow, okay. What what the fuck like we don't know I'm lucky day for him It's so I guess he was here today I like that the whole plot's gonna be good because on the day that Owen decided to confront everyone these guys They would not do the same. Hey, everyone gave him a prezzie last night. All right. He was prompted So the the other inquisitors don't seem to be happy about this. Why are they letting her do this? Now we just don't like the empire and you're dumb Wait, what do you remember anything? Rewards will be given That's a different way of convincing people. Yeah, we're gonna care it. Yeah, we're gonna care it not stick here No, there's a bit late. Is it randomly killing people like I don't know She's very angry. Why are you holding certain grudge against this guy? It's just here Bitch, you keep ruining our good cop bad cop thing by being extreme I mean you are looking at this right? I don't know Careful third sister if you go too far Maybe you don't go far enough. All right Oh, there it goes. Amen Thank you, Owen. Say that louder. Yeah, like someone else is like, wait, are you a Jedi? And he's like, no, I can get the reward. Let me call them right now for it. Thank you for what? Well, because the thing that I put down wasn't for everyone. It's for that other guy Well, yeah, of course. So it's just the Obi-Wan saying thank you for that. I know Careful me. Hopefully nobody heard you Right on time as always. Poor Luke living in some dirt He gets to be fucking royalty on this glistening beautiful planet The Empire is finally lining some pockets Or cpc3po, where would he be? He could have been. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I'm Well, he would be with Alderaan. Yeah, same with rtd2. Thank you droids It's good manners. You don't need manners when you're talking to a lower life for Oh, he's bigoted. Okay. You know the difference between you and me cousin Uh-oh, I know things. You know, my father says they never let you leave this planet They don't want anybody to know about you because you're not one of us You're not even a real organa. Yeah, he should he probably shouldn't know that You're scared. He absolutely should literally nobody except her parents should know that not even she should know that You're scared of him your father. We want him to like you. So you repeat what he says Even though you don't really know what it means Never made one decision for yourself in your entire life and never will never will You should rather that census with cug How is she this annoying when she's this old? He's your cousin. He's rude to droid You have to rise above Leia You have to rise above that God, she's gonna love her the solo. He's an asshole to droids It seems like you missed the opportunity to have people bully her for being different and that she doesn't know how to deal with it yet Because she's so young. Yeah, what an idyllic place I had a whole plan. It's way better than a moisture farm in the middle of some That watered or asked mogadishu looking Just the whole this is your future this insane Wonderful metropolis of glistening alabaster buildings Look, she's not an organa. She has to know by the start of the OT, right? She's a newborn when she's given over so they just need to fake Some papers and hide a pregnancy Well, I guess people might have known her supposed mother wasn't pregnant But you can fake all of that. Yeah, remember if they didn't care that if she made a public appearance like a week before Leia arrived and they couldn't write but people on this universe don't care about pregnancies. We learned that from the prequels I thought you said you've really got through to her What if you hire someone to not let her do that? Yeah, just lock the door. Oh wait, we got creepy creepy men are outside. Yeah, so Oh, yeah, that guy Wow, she water is just Running straight into him, huh? Oh, you didn't even because I believe you Don't talk to him Did your parents thought this is that rule? Oh, it's a stranger danger. Look at his outfit stranger danger. Oh, oh where those come from. What the fuck? Why did she run up to him? Let's have a light Waddle after her. I can't wait for the child. What is that run? What is that? Where are you going? Just it's a child. Do you know slow they are? You Oh, oh no a twig. Oh, no. What are you legend? Oh god Oh, no, you got me. I can't get out of there Oh god, they're so slow. Oh, no, you got me again. What is this? How is she getting He's gonna get shot in front of her Michelle complete that was the stupidest chase That was embarrassing They could have just got it. Like wow, you look cgi They could have just got it right away. And instead they had to show us how incompetent they were first Yeah, you could have had it out. She's wandering around She turns around and thing overhead. You didn't need a lot. What the fuck? Yeah Because one of the guys doing like a little waddle run because he yeah, you can't You would catch up to her too easily so he has to slow himself They knew where she would be. She left unreliably and unusually, but she always unreliably goes out there That's what I'm saying. Like how could you Unreliable they live there. They didn't know if she were only like the king and queen of a planet We can't afford someone to like watch after her And bail can't you like hires and private investigators or something on your planet? Yeah, you're monarchs and the princess has been You're talking to literally a guy who fucking has to steal meat from his own job. It's been 10 years I'm not who I used to be Find someone else Yeah, like you you have the resources and the the connections to be able to hire some. Oh, they left the planet. Wow Wait, so like it's uh, it's not gonna be about luke then it'll be about laia That'll be the which I guess if you had to make it about one of the two It makes more sense that she would be the thing that would kick off We couldn't have anything happen. Yeah, his whole childhood was uneventful Well, I'm assuming it's just gonna be someone's after her to get anyone else to help anyone and luke Well, that's that's what he said. Oh said I would have been the jedi they caught him. Oh, they didn't even hang him by the neck They did this weird like comfortable looking cause I was about to say Oh, man, that's pretty grim that they hung him there and they just on his torso Nobody would hang anybody this way. Come on Why is his head up if it's not tied up by a thing his head would be hanging down Oh, maybe maybe it was originally a noose and then they were like, that's too dark and they CGI'd in That's too dark. Yeah, that would explain that actually at what happened. That's exactly what happened I feel like the good scenes are done now. No more The one where he cut meat the one way he talked to the jar That's right. He's headed for daiu They hid their signature behind a freight transport. I can't she's my daughter Hope you won't I'm not the man you remember. Well, you're going to have to be you've made mistakes. We all did It's the past Move on be done with it. Oh, okay You couldn't say what I'm doing by not getting involved. Yeah. Yeah, you can't hire like a alien Private eye Fucking anyone You can't hire limerow They let her keep that they let her keep that keep that nice I didn't think that the obu and kanobi show would be mostly me being annoyed at a young leia organa Wow, it has a little butt Oh, well rip Then he could do that. Alderaan doesn't have an army does it He could send a whole army. I guess they have a security force. It's pretty I mean, they have a security force and they they clearly have resources to Yeah, I mean like they have ships hire an empire hire an army. That's right. It's true money Money can't be exchanged for goods and services And what what he said as his rationale for getting obu wants to do this is that It's too dangerous to get anybody else because they might figure out Something about leia and where she comes from. Why but she's adopted people know that even the kid Well, she's the daughter of royalty Why wouldn't it be enough to say that like just we care about her. She's our kid I guess unless you I guess the problem is they must be presuming that this has something to do with like her lineage That seems like otherwise. Why would you assume that? You know who would resist? Oh my god. Yeah, and he remembers the spot Going to maybe sensitivity coordinates. He took coordinates. I don't fucking know Don't tell me you got on the first fuck off So he was just how he dug like he dug and then he hesitated like here it is and then it was just like fully Yeah, he would have seen it ages ago like Oh Here we go again. Oh, he's got Oh, yeah, you would have the two of us of course. Yeah, yeah I'm hearing people cooming all over the world from the same Those will be ray skywalkers one day or something. I can't even remember at this point So that's the through line. Okay. She's literally doing this to draw out kanobi So, yeah, so it's actually the opposite then that they shouldn't be using kanobi for this job Because he's the last person that should get involved considering the nature of him and bail organa's relationship and stuff Well, that's I think that was his point right because he meant to protect luke and how can he do that if he Well, also just that him getting involved in any of this makes lots of questions raised Why don't you hire a bounty hunter? They they keep secrets. I'm sure I really don't understand the rationale of not hiring It's so much better and you can get more and they can work openly With more power so many and you don't jeopardize Whoa, don't be showing that shit. Wow There don't you know what that means when everyone sees that Damn I ain't getting on that Uh, I guess we're gonna hear john williams new theme. Oh Well, I mean, they honestly, right, you know, we're talking over it. We'll hear it. Wait. No, I'm just kidding Are you serious or not like me it was it was like that one it was like you seen just undefined Yeah, like this isn't improvement I don't know if anything happens really I guess but it's fine. I suppose I feel I feel like the plot points that we have so far are dumb And they'll probably be made more dumb with context, but like we could be doing way worse. We definitely could be Don't worry. We will we will That was probably the most embarrassing chase sequence I've ever seen. That was so really bad Is it more embarrassing than the um than the multicolor bike chase from Yes, Boba fat. Yes. I think it's my favorite. Yeah, I think this was more pathetic. They had to waddle jay They had to waddle. We have to pretend that like there's no way they could have caught her And we have to cut every time anything ever happened like you had someone just run into a tree because you just needed them to just run They really did They could have had her like escape down like a tight hole or something that they couldn't fit in or like climb a tree They established that she climbed trees and then felt they're like, oh no a tree Weakness the main problem that we've got here is that the thing that brings obi one back into the fold to go fight is pretty Contrived. Well, yeah, it's all it doesn't make any sense. Well, so yeah The inquisitor's logic is jimmy smith's character bail organo is friends with obi one during the clone war's big big old time So if we kidnap his daughter, it'll draw him to it'll it'll have him try and contact Kenobi it'll draw Kenobi out Which is a plan It's a bit Rough around the edges, but she's been established to be that so I guess You know, here's the question. Is that not going to cause problems for her? Like if they find out that she did this presumably so but I guess she believes that she's going to be fine Bail could fire anyone. That's the thing that i'm really hung up on Is that like there's no reason to assume that bail would be like, okay, the army could deal with this She needs you don't be one We can't trust anyone else. What about the senate? We cannot let this become public. We're your guard then or a bounty hunter. Only he is obi one So it's oh, he didn't really address the question Why not use a bounty hunter because you're the only one who knows how important she is She's already incredibly important on a surface level. She's your daughter Yeah, if you give a bounty hunter a master's pile of cash, which they have a lot They definitely have This might be a more relevant thing to bring up if only he knows how important she is It might actually be a really bad idea to get him to get involved because that might That's what I was saying when I said it's the opposite it's the it's We've gotten the you the logic they provide should lead to obi one staying the fuck away from all of this Because if they find out like wait obi one's trying to rescue lay it. Why why why would you do this? Well, I mean the assumption would be that he was friends with bail right and the bail contacted him Yeah, but if anybody gives a stronger eye to it and is like, all right, let's torture him Let's see what we can get I mean just just think about it though like bail So bail was friends with obi one, but he's also a rich senator on on a alderon He could like hire lots of people. He probably knows lots of people But this obi one going after layer here kind of I mean pretty Closely confirms that at least bail is in contact with him, which means that surely the inquisitors will show up at his door Why is obi one coming to help out because like, yeah, bail is still part of the senate like so he's still part of the The government in a sense I'm not clear on right is the is the alderon senate separate as an entity from the empire or do they mean the senate in the empire No, he's part of the galactic senate the galactic senate doesn't get dissolved until about a new hope It's still there. It's just got no plans Yeah, and he's and he's asking that he request help from the senate and he's like we can't make it a public matter Which is absurd. This is because I bet on the local level Planetary senates are still pretty darn powerful First of all, the bill is just going to disappear Everybody in their staff will notice that because all their jobs regarding the girl will be done There's guards that were sent to go and get her and she's disappeared so they know one of them is dead One of them is dead. Yeah Yeah, so no way. This isn't public words getting out the layer or gone. No one's ever really gone Secondly, why are you concerned about it being public anyway? Wouldn't that help you? So, yeah, there's this this assumption I think this is an intuitive reasoning that people will grab but it doesn't make sense They'll be like, yeah, you wouldn't want too much attention on this because people might find out that she's anakin's daughter And you're like, why would they find that out? No, in fact Is that people will be keeping an eye out for her all over the galaxy People's kids get kidnapped Do you think maybe they do a more doing? I think I think just imagine it this way It's like if you get the word out and it's public that layer has been kidnapped It's like that means you've got many many eyes that we'll be looking out for her Like and if you put out a big bouncy of like, yeah, if you can find her and then bring her back safely You would get paid some money That's the way you do it I will give you this massive pile of cash and you'll be on the good side of a royal family of a beautiful planet Yeah, you're gonna have a lot of people looking to bring her back to safest Surely surely the empire would get in on it. Surely you get like empire troops like hey A senator's daughter has been kidnapped. Yeah, this is a member of the government. We are an We actually do things. We are an empire. We we perform functions Maybe that would be happening anyway And he would get obu on as well because he maybe doesn't trust the empire Like that would be great to have that explored right would be great to see him go Oh, yeah, the stormtroopers. They've sent loads of stormtroopers to find her but like I'm not really convinced there Maybe this is actually something to do with the empire Right see those suspicions developing him or whatever see him actually get a reason to suspect that the stormtroopers aren't trying to bring her back You know what else it's because it's inquisitive is stupid about using Kenobi as opposed to anybody else a bounty hunter is like free The ability to travel the universe while he's like wearing a face that is Can get him in trouble at any moment Kenobi like yeah Well, also he doesn't like have a ship or anything So he has to fly around his literal weapon for attack and defense is a signal that he's a jedi like Yeah, it's pretty catastrophic Django Fett is just someone who is just so much better for this job. I know he's dead, but my point is just a title like that Well, Mando, I guess we could just say yeah, because you'd be around Oh, dude, they might even have Mando show up in this is there's no reason they wouldn't right? How old would he be at this point? Um 15 years younger than he is in the show. So being as like 30s like early 20s, maybe Yeah, he'd be a young young bounty hunter, but still do you think it was maybe like a really weak attempt of them To do the whole political thing. It's like oh if they figure out that we can't even take care of our daughter Our standing is going to go down and they're not going to be able to connect up anymore That that because they do because they do a thing with I would still recommend a bounty hunter a private bounty hunter Oh, absolutely I was I was just trying to figure out what the fuck that we're going for here because it's fucking stupid because they do the whole thing But I'm to get with the party they have it's like, oh Politician talk stuff and then they'd be like we can't let anyone know because we have high standing I've been way more interested in this right if they started out with a where they actually did hire a bounty hunter And we got this bounty hunter doing it and then at some point a a specific A clearer reason for Obi-Wan to get involved develops To be honest with you. I'm not too fond of she gets kidnapped and that's going to be the storyline What if he did hire a bounty hunter? And the bounty hunter Unbeknownst to him was a Jedi the bounty hunter gets killed The empire discover the bounty hunter. He hired happened to be a Jedi which sets suspicions I don't know. Yeah, I have to again. It's like, uh, it's too close. I want to stay as far away as possible You know, that's why I don't even like it. No, he's on a mission to rescue lair. I'm like I would rather just never see a Jedi ever I think I think the problem is it's gonna be hard To make any show that is about Obi-Wan going on an adventure that returns to the status quo that they need for A new hope that isn't gonna cause like some big You'd have to have them do low level stuff on tattooing here and there Yeah, which isn't like that's that's not very marketable. It was like a Exciting limited series Well, I have to But it's well, you'd have to make it like a character focused Thing which is not what they do That's what they should have done because that would have been the only thing that I think you could because because even here It's it's like I said before you can't have the story be about luke because nothing happened with luke He had an event for life. Well, it could it could be so it could be people getting close to finding luke I hope you want to stop them and they Well, so I think that's what I thought they were gonna do Um, I don't think I but but it seems to me like we're not gonna see luke again until probably episode six And that it's much more about laia, which if you have to pick one of the two it makes more sense for it to be her but it's still Like oh, you know, like it's it's uh It's a little bit of a stretch to imagine that um that obi-wan have like any direct connection with laia because laia Introduce him in a new hope as though she's never met him herself only He's she even says a friend of my father during the war or something like that Unless maybe maybe this will be them retroactively making it that this was how she knew about him. I don't get this Yeah, like I guess so we could we could you might have enough wiggle room And that's what they're relying on for literally every line from the ot at this point Is there enough wiggle room to be able to do some stuff? I'm sorry. Why are we pretending that in this series? Vader doesn't fight him three times Oh, right because I mean I'm not I'm just dealing with this thing first I guess I guess we there's not much left really other than to see Like what will come of all this the reason we're focusing so hard on that one plot point is because it's just the thrust of the entire show There's lots of little bits that surround it that aren't great either, but uh, I'm sitting quizzes fine They cringe. I mean that's why the first thing that comes to mind. She's just like Unstable, I don't know why she can keep doing that and they're not saying listen you You're fired Maybe that'll be a source of conflict going forward. She was I doubt she told any of them about this and when they find out They're probably going to be furious, but I guess what what'll probably happen is They'll be furious, but then Obi-Wan will reveal himself and then that'll give you Well, yeah, he'll He'll tell her what actually happened He'll tell her stuff She'll probably fucking beat him in a fight and then you'll have to explain everything And she'll be like, you know what? You're not actually maybe you're not so bad actually. I was wrong. Well, yeah She's she's gonna probably become good. I feel like It's very predictable at this point the like any major like I don't know someone who's in the fold of the empire We've just got so many instances of them turning good at this point. The other two won't turn good No, that no, uh, but she's obviously like the the main character of the uh, the inquisitor She's got the most stuff going on the other two are just kind of there Well, yeah, and that's the other problem. See this is my main problems with the inquisitor scene wasn't actually necessarily like Characterization it was just cringiness. There's lots of cringes. Oh, absolutely. They well the exposition was pretty bad Yeah, yeah, and you know what we do. Yes, you do this I think uh, the only reason that was there is because they probably know that the majority of people who watch Star Wars stuff Have never really seen inquisitors before that they've only been in like games Like we would see them fucking hunting Jedi like we don't need we saw them doing the thing that they do for this whole episode Yeah, so much of so much of what they do It would be so much but talk less for fuck's sake He has like a huge speech Oh, yeah, and his voice is not intimidating enough. I'm sorry You know who we are so what is the Jedi to do? Help you No, they were like stoic and silent for this whole thing. It would be so cool It's just like these these shadows that move and move across the place searching for the Jedi and killing them Yeah, imagine. Yeah, you he walks into that bar and he says 100,000 credits to whoever Tells us where they are and then he just leaves and everyone looks at each other like holy fuck 100,000 like that's that's life changing money. Yeah, that's insane Like holy shit and like back and forth and obi one's like, oh, should I defend the people who are willing to turn me in for money? He's like, oh boy, how entry is when I mentioned like a really casual problem Like he gets ransacked by some Jawas and they find his lightsaber or something. It's buried. He has to go track it down Yeah, because it's brown. Yeah, and the Jawas they try to like rat him out And he has like try to find a way to stop the Jawas But that's like, you know, you can't really kill them. I'm like, oh the Jawas say Oh, if you want to buy it off of us, we'll sell it to you But it's x amount of credits and he's like, but I don't have that kind of money He's like, well, we'll give you two weeks to give us get us that money or else we're gonna Tell them we're gonna sell it. You don't be like Because we because we know each other so well We'll give you first dibs one week and he's like one week and they're like Five days I mean if you are uh, if you are a lightsaber replies, you are The problem with that is that they definitely want him to be going around with his lightsaber in this I guess it could be Luke's lightsaber that they find But that's the thing though It gives you the opportunity to be like how fucking clever is Obi-Wan as a character How resourceful using the force in loads of subtle ways using weaponry that we're not familiar with him using And then when he gets that lightsaber back, it's that much more meaningful And then he can get the lightsaber back and he can like maybe have a climactic fight against like a villain of the piece of something I don't know. You're fine. There are ways to do it. There are ways to do it There's a lot of ideas here that I mean we've just given off the top of our heads that I think are better Because what we have is just well because our foundation is pretty crumbly That's right now for the show and so it's like and that's the best is probably gonna be I have a feeling Well, it's well Honestly, if you gave me both all of the stuff it's like elevator pictures, right? Would you like to see this show where Obi-Wan's lightsaber gets stolen by Jawa's and he has to like buy their silence Or would you rather see a show where Leia gets kidnapped and Obi-Wan is like summoned to go and save her? I want the Jawa one. Yeah, yeah I want to see him just like how do you in the star wars universe You have to make a hundred thousand credits or whatever in a week your obi-wan Kenobi What do you do? Like you'd also just have the thing of like you would probably have to consider drastic means of silencing the Jawa's like Oh, would he consider killing them? Would that be something? I think we need to have that kind of quandary for him. Yeah, what do you would he execute someone who knows too much? That's our season's second act low point so to speak where I don't I like like the job that I thought was gonna pay it It didn't work out things went sideways and now I've got to consider I might not actually be able to get the money Do I have to steal it? Do I have to like do crimes in order to get the money to get this lightsaber back or do I Fuck up the Jawa's like well. Hey, do I give it up or do I just say? Yeah, do I just say fuck it and I find a new place. Can I take care of luke? I don't know if I maybe I can't even maybe I'm not able to do that. Maybe my cover is blown It's like we're in this place like oh no We have to do like we have to get in all these things from the other things we have from star wars We have to crunch them all in like, you know these people these people these people Crunch them all in any means necessary. Don't do anything Interesting I'm really upset because I've just we've just put together a show that I really want to watch Again, literally watching All the resources to make that because like what we what we've just described there probably wouldn't be like that intensive on the budget It would take place entirely in tattooing probably and it's low level. It wouldn't have any ripples in the universe He could go. Yeah, he could go off. I mean he could be a bounty hunter and always wear a helmet That's the thing and he wouldn't have a is is he subtly uses the force here and then there's certain instances Where he really like he could make a friend fight with them and he saves them at one point with the force and they're like You uh, shit. Yeah, you have the force. That's what maybe that that clues in his buddies He's been working with that there is a huge price on his head This guy that they've been hanging out with and that could be our moment where they're like We're not what a great like because we've been we've been with you for x amount of episodes and you got us out of some scrapes and Yeah, money's money, but You're you're a good guy and you know, you're you're so bad after all You have a whole group of them, right? And then like you have some personalities that you just know Would sell him in a heart in a heartbeat But maybe two or three guys who are much more reliable and loyal and stuff and so you just Create a whole big fight there The payoff is the person that he's like at odds with the entire time Decides in the end to not give him up because of Well, then maybe they have some kind of bounty hunter code, right? And it's like we don't give our own up and that guy could that guy could stand in the way of the others Even though he doesn't like obi-wan That's the payoff for a relationship that's built between a crew, you know, they don't give you up One that when money's what they've wanted this entire time and they choose to not You'll give them up, but but that would be That's not happening Then you have like an actual surprising thing that happens that you build up like you have a couple of episodes But you do just I don't know bounty hunter things Like we could have done in mando, but we don't do that. Yeah, let's have bounty hunter get on kanobi show fuck it No, then you don't even call it anything with kanobi Like you keep it completely secret and then you have the big reveal like episode six or whatever And it was like, whoa, what the fuck and then you end on Whatever he is like a bounty hunter and he uses the force is like, whoa, what the fuck was that's gonna be And then nobody knows and then the next episode you get the reveal. It's like, oh, fuck That would be a really cool thing to lead into a proper kanobi show. Yeah Yeah, that that would earn your reveals. Don't just like look at the character I didn't have a key here. Sorry. You know, you could maybe change his hair dies beards to come across as a different person Yeah, maybe maybe he could disguise himself by using makeup to look like he was another race No, that would be nice. That would be a good choice. He could he could actually use whiteface like the inquisitor Yeah, yes Anyway, that was kanobi's Opening episode Yeah, that was a thing, you know, that was that that happened The reason I wasn't disappointed is because my expectations were really low. Yay All right Help you