 When it comes to art, we as humans naturally love to be surprised, to experience something so different from the norm that our perception of art itself has changed. And it is for that reason alone that I believe that Dragon Ball Z, Ultimate Tenkaiichi, is one of the greatest pieces of art mankind has ever created. Every piece of the game being perfectly designed to subvert your expectations, from the name itself to the graphics, the beam struggles, the ability to create your own character for the first time, accompanied by a unique story mode exclusive to that character that you created only for this game to be the worst game I have ever played in my life. Okay, the intro bit is over, man. The game is terrible. Let me calm down, because I truly do believe that you can find something good in any game. That's why today on the channel, I am playing through the entirety of Dragon Ball Z, Ultimate Tenkaiichi's character created story mode. I mean, this was the feature that was supposed to sell the game. So surely if any part of this game is good, it will be this story mode. If you like Dragon Ball games, though, definitely make sure to leave a like and subscribe because I'm going to need all the support I can get after playing through this game. We're going Machi-Ato chat. It's Machi-Ato. This is super Machi-Ato. Let's get his hair. Do we want bed hair? Wild hair. Oh, Raditz bald. I could definitely see bald working out. And there's only three hairs. Oh, this could be teenage Machi-Ato. Yeah, yeah, yeah, teenage Machi-Ato, even though I can't hear shit. Am I sure? Yes. Oh, there is another earth that exists in parallel. Oh, I like the narration, actually. Something unusual is happening there right now. OK, this soundtrack does kind of hit, though. I got to give in to the haters. This soundtrack slaps. It's a little mysterious. Who, wait, who was the single man that did this? Who did this? I actually don't remember. A single man? Whose ass I got to be? Surely we can find him somebody. Someone change the world like this. Oh, I didn't know a teenager was going to sound that young. A man has taken over the world. And that is not very good. This minigame is ass. Come on, bro. I couldn't get at least a good. Oh, shit. Look at my boy. His name is Machi-Ato. Oh, and I got a scouter, too. Let me just sense that word. Oh, we got a strong power reading coming from over there. He looks downright atrocious. Ride the Nimbus? How do I ride Nimbus? Maybe in my capsule case? What? Nimbus? Oh, shit. Can I, like, dash? I can dash. Look at me go. I'm riding Nimbus. I'm crazy. To change the world, this journey of training must continue. Yo, the narrator's, like, in my ear. What the? Who the fuck? Me, you. What are you doing here? OK, yeah. That is not the voice of a grown man. I don't normally see your type around here. My type? You mean redheads? From the Ginyu Force. I know all about you, guys. Oh, man. I chose the wrong voice, man. You're here to join the force. As long as I get to be the leader. Oh, shit. All right, then. I'll show you just how amazing we really are. I was going to insult him. I was going to call him an ugly fuck, but I didn't know. You know, this guy might be my subordinate soon. Oh, shit. We're max range combat. OK, so I think we have to try. All right, so if you don't know, Ultimate Tengaiichi's combat system is basically rock, paper, scissors. So right now, I'm just kind of building up my key because you need it for defense. I come here, bitch. Oh, I didn't even know what I did. Let's play rock, paper, scissors, triangle. And he got it right. This is going to be the whole game, isn't it? Square this time. Damn, he's good. My god, Ginyu, with that big fucking brain of yours. He'll never get square again. Ugh. Chain that shit. Let's go. Follow that up. Does anybody know if there's any higher combo game to this? Triangle. I was wrong. All right, now I have to mash. Shit hurts my fingers, man. Let's go. Ugh. Ugh. Oh, I'm just dropping combos. I'm not even playing the game. Damn. Square. No. Is he about to put the, oh, oh, shit. He's fucking putting the sauce on me. Oh, no. Oh, no. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What options do I have? Defense reaction. Avenge that shit. I just guarded it. Hold out, Makayana. Hold out. Oh, I tanked that shit. I'm different. Stop with the fucking Key Blast, man. Triangle. Yes. You bitch. Now I'm going to triangle you. Oh, heavy attack. Heavy attack. No way he dodged all that. I'm going to die. I'm going to die on mission one. Please let this hit. Please let this hit. No. All right, be honest. Am I dead? Be honest, chat. Am I cooked? Oh, I'm so fucking cooked. This gameplay is hot ass. Look, man, I'm trying to just enjoy myself. Oh, burst mode. Strike booster. Triangle combos. Restan. Mix ups. He's done. He's cooked. I might actually have to come back. Follow him, Makayana. Beat his ass. Let's go. He's dead. He's got one health. Are you kidding me? Die. Got him. All right, that was super intense and really fun. The captain of the Galaxies, illustrious, can you force me beaten? Yeah, and it wasn't even close, asshole. Oh, shit. I'm actually the leader? Thanks, but no thanks, mister. Oh, damn, how did I pass that? I really walked into the job interview and turned it down. You're more important than leadership of the Ginyu force? Wait. Yes, correct. This. It's a dragon ball. Ginyu is such a nice guy. What the fuck? A dragon ball? What? He's like doll seven to get a wish granted. He's just actually nice guy? I can get a wish granted? Bro, my voice makes it sound like I'm in a wish for unlimited candy. The young man found a dragon ball. I didn't find shit. He gave it to me. Bro turned a new leaf. He really did. Wow, what a, I got the achievement. I'm going to change the world. Yeah. This is going to suck. Is that what the fuck is happening over there? Bro, there's pretty big problems going on, man. I didn't even notice that. Hold on, I'm going to beat that guy's ass. Man, he really better rock my shit. All right, let me get this cut scene, too. The cut scenes are actually pretty good. Where are you? Oh, what? This is, what the fuck was that angle? What the fuck? No, they did. Ew, why do you stand in there like that? No. Oh, shit. He ugly as fuck. Oh, I can sidestep. OK, I see, I see. Dodge that shit. Yeah, stay mad. Pussy. Man, he's beating his chest. Bro thinks he's him. I can't wait, I paid it. Ouch. I didn't know what was happening. And so ends the story of Machiato, the brave warrior who tried to change the world. Dodge it. Nice. Let's go. Huge. Let me get a big keybox for him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm about to be possessed. This time I know the quick time. This time I know the quick time. Here we go. Ready for anything? Ready for anything? Got it. Dodge. Oh, I'm out of there. Oh, kick his ass, yeah. I broke his jaw. Stay mad, then. The camera angles are so bad. This is probably the worst great ape has ever looked. Oh, am I? Wait, they want me to throw hands with them now? This controls like ass. Oh, god. OK, 3,000 damage because I made one mistake. No, I don't want to lose 7,000 damage. Thank you. Dodge that. We're here. Bro, this is basically like how Jerry fights Tom in that. 6K. Damn you, 6K damage. If I get hit by that again, I'm cool. It's over for Machiato. I'm going to have to do this all over again. There we go. Give me a cut scene. Give me a cut scene. OK, here we go. Ready for anything? Beat his ass. Oh. Dodge it. Last second. Over here. Give him the three-piece. Give him the three-piece. Break that rock. Is there another quick time event? Please tell me that's good enough. No! Machiato! Come on. Come on. You have to hit it five years early. It's true. Bro, stop. Oh, my god. Sorry, I just really wanted to play the capsule minigame again. It's just so addicting and fun. Dodge to the left. I dodged that shit. I'm taking up all the space. Oh, I forgot I have to fire back at him. I'm finally firmly grasping the mechanics, Jack. Not retire? No, I can't retire. I can't retire. Not until this guy falls. That was a hard one. That was a new one. That was my brain headed with just, sorry, I went quiet. Break his jaw. Bitch. I really hate this game, me too. But now, I've got to focus on my enemy, not the game. But I'm still not going to. I fucking hate it here, man. Bro, retire. Please give me one more chance. Jack, I'm basically only asking for one more chance. Just let me embarrass myself one more time. I'm sorry. Time for your training arc, please. OK, one more. Jack, I'm going to be honest. I know we're getting our ass kicked. I'm going to do one more. What? Wait, what's going on? What's going on in that city over there? I'm going to do one more training. I'll do one more attempt, and then we'll train. One more attempt, and then we'll train. OK, one, two, three, and then launch. I was really hoping he would die before that. OK, surely he's almost dead. I fucking hate him. I hate him. He was two-key blast away from being dead. I'm getting folded like Yamcha. Bro, let me show you how Yamcha really taught me how to handle it. OK, that was the one we got last time, so good. Good RNG. Now I know that I have to dodge outside. I know that there's only one way to dodge, and it has to be outside. OK, good. Go. OK, good. And stay close, but not too close. There we go. Perfect. That was damn near perfect. Just don't give me. There we go. Good job. Good job. That's what I want to see. He's learning as he fights. Oh, no. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get in. Get in. Get in. This should be it. There we go. We're in. OK, hit it early. Hit it early. We all know what I have to do. Watch out, Makiata. Watch out for the giant fist. Come on. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Oh, too early. But I'm still alive. I'm still alive. We technically made it. Oh, god. Clutch or kick? Yes, that's good enough. Oh, I caught them. Throw it back. That's high. Eat shit, bitch. Let's see. OK, Makiata is a legendary bitch. Broke killed somebody, then said, hooray, I won and skedaddle. He traveled far and wide, but he could not find the other Dragon Balls. They should be around here. Are you looking for something? Oh, why do you look so mean? There's this pair, a girl and a guy who were looking for the Dragon Balls. A pair, you say. I don't like this. I'll collect them and return the world back to normal. Yeah, I think that's a good goal. Did you hear that, 18? Yes. How did Makiata not see her? How? Wait, you're androids? Then the two were looking for the Dragon Balls. Is that you guys? Yes, we already found them. With this Dragon Radar of ours, they're actually pretty easy to find. No shot, he has it. How does his ass have a Dragon Radar? I can't believe it. Awesome. Awesome. Can you give them to me? I could save the world. Yo, Makiata is just a hero. Idiot. You think we'd hand them over? Yes, please. Yeah. Why else do I find more players now? Hand over that Dragon Ball. No. No way, never. No, thank you. So you want to be all rude. You want to be all high and mighty. You think you two are fucking sweet. Don't block that. Triangle Combo Starter, go. Let's go. All right, charge up. I want to be at full just so I can... You know what? Fuck it. Do I really care about my long-term health in future? No. I'm just going to burst this shit. Wait, let me recover. I have to recover first. Recover, recover, recover. Dodge it. Nice. Oh, missed time. I mistimed it. Damn. Seven dude is beating my ass for what? Spirit High. Get in range, get in range. Look at him, he's hit. Oh, combos. Am I still in Spirit High? Do I get a special ending? Future Gohan should have just won the RPS. I actually agree. I'm going Spirit High again. Call me crazy, but just believe in me. Bring in AT. Oh, shit, how did he... Nobody's ever subbed one of my combos. Damn, I still have to beat AT after this. How did I not vanish that? Wait, this is bad. I was confident before, but he has his full ultimate and I have nothing to answer it with. Oh, no, I can't even charge because I'm in Spirit High. Oh, no, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to pay for this. I've got to kill him right here. I'm going for a square. No, don't kill me. Mercy, have mercy on my soul. Wait, never mind, bitch. Oh, no, he didn't even technically die. What did I do? Wait, maybe I earned their respect. Ah, shit, they still want to kill me. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, I don't have anything to guard this with. I won't run. Oh, no, run, Machiotto. At this point, you should run. She better not break my arm. Is that all? I'm dead. OK, I died. That's the first mission that actually killed me. Nah, hold on, let me try again. Let me run that back. He just beat my ass. Oh, damn. Oh, he just spiked me off the ground. All right, I should dodge this next one. There we go. That was come on, bro. You know that was a counter. There we go, nice. Big deeps. You're still trying? Damn, Machiotto's talking that shit. Let's go. Talk that shit. I love it. I love the confidence. All right, get ready for the triangle starter. Triangle. Yes, that should be game. That should be game for 17. One more. There we go, he's done. 18's coming in, skip this shit. I can't. We've already seen all this. Oh, opening combo, you know I'm him. That was supposed to be triangle. Try one of these on. Full power energy wave. Max distance, you're cooked. All right, she had to guard it, but at least she had to use her option. Damn, she tanked that shit. My god, I tore up the whole city. Machiotto, I thought we were trying to save this place. OK, I just wanted enough to. Would you stop? Square. What? I'm mashing to my heart. Yes. Yes. Triangle? Oh, please give me one. No. No, wait, yes, yes. It's getting close. It's getting close. Going to spirit high? That's so risky. Wait, it might be over. It might be over. It might be over. She can't respond to this. She can't respond. She has no key. Die. It's over. You have no options, 18. She's off at the same time. Oh, whoa. Why you? They should just quit. They should just quit Machiotto serious. Don't worry about me. Hurry and run. It's kind of wholesome. What do you mean? I think you understand what I mean. It doesn't matter if you're androids. You do have human feelings. The feeling to protect someone precious to you. Machiotto's a what? Number 17 and 18, learn the importance. What? What kind of sesame street ass bullshit is this? Having received the dragon balls. Dan, they gave up everything. Machiotto ran their pocket. Go level up, please trust me. You think I can't beat this guy's ass? All right, Chad, let me try this glacier battle. Let me try it once without training and we'll see what's really up. Oh, okay, wait. The soundtrack seems to think something intense is happening. With the dragon radar in hand, he continued his search. Oh. But for some reason, the signal disappeared. No way. Signal went dry. What happened? He heard about Piccolo, the reincarnation of the demon king who'd once plunged the world into terror. Wait, like, old Piccolo? Like, could Piccolo be behind these disasters? Okay, why are we assuming that? Did this game bring it up old shit? Yeah, why are we talking about- You're Piccolo, am I right? Yeah, that's my name. Oh, shit, he's cool guy, Piccolo. What did you come here for? You're looking to die. Didn't you come back as a good guy? No, you're still a villain. I'm so confused on the lore right now. So then I'll defeat you and return the earth back to normal. There's no way this is all Piccolo's fault. Machiato is not thinking straight right now. It's your fault, isn't it? What? Wait, Piccolo has a million in one hell. Doesn't matter, I'm going spirit high. I don't care if he does have 75 million health bars. He's a bitch. Take one of these key waves. Send him through another block of ice. Damn, got him going through the whole tray. Volleyball fist. Here I come with the volleyball fist. He can't react. Oh, he doesn't even know what he's looking at here. Let me explain it to you in my very high-pitched voice. I have volleyball fist. Come here, bitch. One, two, and three. All right, so he still has 10,000 more health than I do. Bro has no aim. This game is so black. We're just responding with Key Blast. Triangle combo, easy. I took more damage in that fight than I thought. What fight? Oh, he's dropping lower hands. Oh, no. I can't take this combo. I wanted to do my beam super. All right, bro, you just started fighting me. Oh, bitch, let's go. Oh my God, I'm styling on him. This is all Piccolo's fault somehow. I don't know how Machiota reached that conclusion, but if Machiota believes it, then I believe it. Now he's not gonna like this one, chat. Wow. Now he knows he's losing, but... Yeah, respect me. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Chief! Whoa! He just gets the... I'm gonna... No, I'm bouncing. I have to bounce it back, chat. I have to bounce it back. It's my only option. It's gonna cost me half my... Wait, wait. What a shame. I can't fight like I used to. Not with this injured body. I thought you could defeat him in my place, but I guess I was wrong. Oh, he is still a good guy. Oh, it was a cut scene. It was a health check. What's this? Back. He's a hero. I can't lose hair! What's happening? No way! Let's go! You just pissed me off. Oh! Right, I won't hold back this time. He looks sick! He's beating the shit out of me! I'm a Super Saiyan. You can't do this to me. Come here, bitch. Come on. I gotta change the world of Makayano. I can't get folded after Super Saiyan. That's just something that can't happen. Makayano! It's now or never. I'm going crazy. He's gonna clash with it. Even all my strength wasn't enough. You ain't nothing but a bitch, Piccolo. Say goodbye! Let's go! He's still alive, though. Well done. You have my respect. Why did they switch over to chip tunes? Mr. Piccolo, did you... do this on purpose to train me? Bro is good with his teaching methods. Listen, and here's what I found out. Someone found all the Dragon Balls. And then asked the Ultimate Shendron to make Earth a living hell. Whoa! Evil! It's really close to finding out who did it. And then I killed him. No! I could find him. I was attacked from behind by a Great Ape. I beat one of those. I'm guessing he was sent out to get me. They sent the Great Ape after Piccolo? But... I'm thinking you might be just the hero the Earth needs. Really? You believe in me? Like Goku or Gohan. Wow, I can be cool like Goku or Gohan? Even after serious wounds from the battle with the Great Ape, Piccolo still offered to train him. Whoa! And as a result, the young man's Super Saiyan powers were awakened. Wow, we went Super Saiyan! But at the same time, he realized the terrible power of his enemy. Who is this man who possessed the Seven Dragon Balls and plunged the world into darkness? Who could have possibly done this to us? My guess is feel off. They now knew where to find the Great Ape who defeated Piccolo. Yeah! The young warrior defeated after the Great Ape. This ain't my first rodeo. I've taken down Great Apes before. I'm about to win. Oh! Where are you? Let's go! My guy looks good. Minus the haircut right now, but he still looks good. Oh! What is this evil energy? Oh, shit! He looks like an HD render in real life. Why does he have real hair? What the fuck? There you are! This is for Mr. Piccolo! Yeah! Tell me who's responsible for ruining this world! Tell me or I'll finish you! Damn! My guy went straight to, I'm gonna murder you. I'm gonna kill you, bro. Bro, I don't care if you have HD graphics, 1080p long play fucking look. Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Keep up the pace, keep up the pace. Alright, come on. What's he got for me? Come here, bitch! Yeah! Oh, fuck you. Oh no, he did feel it. Oh, don't call me a punk. Boom! Oh, I gave his ass a concussion. Do it again. What the? Dodge it! Dodge! I'm not done yet. That counts. Yes! What a dodge! Holy shit! He's got me. He's got me. He can quite pale. Oh, bro, just called me pasty. Damn, I should have never came here with this black-ass haircut. Go Super Saiyan. No way. Ha! Go Super Saiyan, Machiano. Come on. Oh, flip his ass! No way! Flip his ass! Yo! Oh, he ain't got shit on me! What the fuck? He ain't got shit on me! Nah, he don't want the smoke. How do I transform? Can I not go Super Saiyan on these? How do I block? Oh, no. What the fuck do I do about that? Woo! We're too clean. We're too clean. We're too quick. Oh, we got him. Give me my next cutscene. What the fuck do you've got? What a bore. Nah, you remember what happened the last time you talked shit, bro? I have to believe in myself. Oh. Yes! Let's go! Ah! He's fucking him! I'll do my best. What happened? Not yet. Ah! Oh shit, run! Run! Oh shit! Ah! Oh shit, we're clashing King Blast. What the fuck? This is sick. No. This is impossible. Oh my God, Machiano is him. Don't embarrass yourself, baby. Don't do it. I don't know how, but I'm going to embarrass him. Machiano just goes for the throat with this kind of shit. Oh! Oh, it's too easy. Hold that. Hold that for me. Oh, he's cooked. Now give me my answers. Oh, making it look easy. You've done it now. Have I? Bro, you went down like a bitch. Tell me who's responsible for messing up the world. All right. Wow, he's actually just going to fess up. The Seven Dragon Balls had soured the ultimate Shenron was Omega Shenron. It was Omega Shenron? Yeah, keep laughing then. I'll beat that ass again and you get back up. Finally, the young Saiyan learned the name of a man who plunged the world into chaos. And he now has a mission. A man he must defeat. Omega Shenron. No way. And worldwide disorder. During his search for his enemies' whereabouts, the Dragon Radars signal the location where three Dragon Balls could be found. Three Dragon Balls in one spot? That's a score. That is where he will find Omega Shenron. Omega Shenron! Are you the one who screwed up the world? You must be the one with the same idea of collecting all the Dragon Balls. Don't be a fool and try to resist me. Or else I'll kill you where you stand. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. This might be a little bit above Machiato's pay-grit. 60,000! Oh! Oh! Triangle! Oh! Help! Police! Police! Finish Machiato! Finish! Damn! Okay, I'm still alive. Stronger than anyone I've ever fought. Run! Run! But I will not lose! Go Super Saiyan then! Come on, kick it up! Kick it up! Let's go! No way. What?! Damn, we're going back and forth! He's going to square me this time. Oh, you triangle spammer, bro! Spamming! Machiato, if you have Super Saiyan 3, now would be the time to bust that out, man. Now would be the time to go Super Saiyan 3. I'm not going to lie. I can't fight back! Dragon Thunder! I didn't have a chance! Dragon Thunder? Isn't that the one where he, like, gores me? I don't have any key! Please don't gore me! Please don't gore me! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! I didn't even break a sweat. Oh! We're clashing! I'm going to go with square again. Ah! Final Revenger. He can't block it. We're still in melee range. Don't even... Yeah, that's all. Bitch, don't smile about it, because you know you're about to get... Hold on. Don't run for me. Grab his ass. Suplex. Woo! Give me those horns. Oh, God! He's got squares. He's got squares. Dodge it. Dodge it. Dodge it. Please give me a vanish. Please give me a vanish. There we go. There we go. I'm behind, so I get a free triangle combo. 28. Come on. Come on. Give me 5k here. I need 5k damage every combo. Please. Please let my stats be good, man. Hold one of these, then, bitch! And he actually does get the guard, so that's a little unfortunate. But that's fine. I'll take a free 3k. Aw, he's sweating now. He's sweating now. He thought it was gonna be easy. He thought I'm the final boss. No way I can lose to this kid. But guess what? Do I go square here? I'm going triangle. Yes! I did square, actually. I just mixed the fuck out of me, which mixed the fuck out of him. Turn him around. 16k. We actually have to help lead. We've got the lead. We're going crazy. Oh, he just fucking led me. Oh my God. I have to guess this right. No! Massed like my life defends on it because it really, really does. Please! I break free, Machiano. Break free. Finish it. Finish it. Yes! Free triangle combo. Let's go. If I can get one energy blast, he's dead here. He can't guard it. He can't guard it. It's over. Hey, Shenron. Suck my balls. Boom! Get him out of here. Get him out. What? Yeah. Oh, he's scared. What? Uh, why is he laughing? Come on, bro. If you're still alive. No shot. I'll admit you have some. Don't make me lose in the cut scene game. Now then, give me all of your dragon balls. What? What? No! Wait! You should be dead. You are the foot gathering up all those dragon balls. I can't lose my dragon balls, man. These are the only three I got. You have to start all over. Why is Shenron being a prankster? What? Darn you. With only one more step left in his quest to collect all the dragon balls, they were scattered all over the world once again by Omega Shenron. Six of the dragon balls were collected. Yes. The four star ball was all that remained following the dragon radar. He headed after the last dragon ball where he once again met his fate. All right. Oh, brother. It's him again. Why did you scatter the balls and make me look for them again? You're behind all these tricks. I've been waiting for you to collect all those dragon balls again. Why? I still don't understand his motivation. I hope you're stronger than you were before. Of course I am. I'll defeat you this time. 70K health? Damn. He's got reads. Wakey, wakey bitch. It's my turn to play the goddamn game. Triangle. He's got me read like a book chat. Got a free combo off me. 6K, 8K? Damn. Damn. 11K. Stop. Makiata with the amazing tech to just monologue out of Okie. What? This is all just for my amusement. Peace is boring. Peace is boring? Damn. Bro is a literal child. We'll get away with this. Pick it up, Makiata. Pick it up. Sorry, Omega, but you're... Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't have any meter. I don't have any meter. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Please don't. My sternum. 14K. That wasn't even a cool super. He just... Oh! Stop telling me to... I just need... Demon death ball? I still don't have any meter. I can't dodge it. Run, Makiata. I'm screaming. Ah! Guys, you stoned. I'm going to beat his ass. Don't even worry about a chat. That was... That was a mistake. Spear high. Spear high saved me. Let's go. Triangle combos. Huge. Huge. Get the lead. Try to get one more combo, though. I'm going to greed for one more combo. Go. One more. Yes. One more combo. Hold this. Omega. Give him 10K. Give him 10K flat. Oh! Damn. Somebody's... Somebody's getting cooked. Somebody's getting cooked. He's trying to bring me into physical mode. No! He has the advantage here. I'm out. Ha ha ha. Fuck you. I'm not playing that game. Right. Damn. He's good though. Okay. That's not good. As long as it doesn't do 20K. Hold out, Makiata. Hold out. Oh, 11K. That's peanuts. Do my best. Go. Go. Go. Give me one triangle combo. Just one. Just one. I'll just take one. Give me enough for one beam and maybe I can do this. Come on, baby. Come on. It's enough. It's over. It's over. Omega. You're going to pay for what you did to me. It's over. Spirit hide. Cheese. Die. Wait. Where's my beam? Where's my beam? Fuck it. I got to go in close. The beam's not working. Left. No. Oh. Fuck you, Omega. Fuck you. Guard this if you can. He's going to try it, but I don't think it's going to be enough. Fuck you. Beach. Over here with your big ass horns, bitch. What? Oh my God. He's actually done it. Impossible. I'm Omega Shenron. This is far from over. It's way too late for you to save your pitiful world. Nah. Don't cry now. It's over. You're dead. Damn, I'm him. Whatever, loser. Yeah. The game is finished. Just shut up. That's what I'm talking about. Seven dragon paws. All of them right here. I'm a dragon. It's good to meet you. My name's Machiato. Ultimate Shenron. Here my wish. Oh my God. He's speaking. He's speaking the language of the gods. What? Something isn't right. What? Oh my God. Where is this evil power coming from? I can sense evil in him. What's happening? What's happening? Wait, what? Oh shit. I've got to take down Shenron. Oh, damn. Nah, I ain't going to go down like that though. Dodge that. This is Machiato's final form. If you thought I was going to lose to some worm, then you're wrong. Oh, damn. Okay, that was bad. Oh, he's hurt. All right, you know Machiato's giving his best ass beatings when people talk to me like this. Don't do this. It's no good. I like that Machiato realized he shouldn't try to talk to him. Oh my God, I almost reacted so so. Dodge it. We out. Oh my God, he blew up Kami's lookout. Oh my God, the vibes are not immaculate. Omega Shenron's vibes were so evil that he turned Shenron evil. I missed. No. I can hit it this time. Damn it. That's close enough. What's happening? What's happening? You can take this. Oh, like you, I go, go in the flag. God, show me again. Very easy. Oh, damn. Machiato, that's his favorite shit talk line. What's happening? Am I going to get hit by Kirin? Damn. All right, get him on the next one. Come on, come on, come on. You can take this. That's close. Okay, that's good. Thank you. Dodge it. Nice chin you got there. Boom. Okay, lightning attack. This one's not. This is a quick cut. Get ready, get ready. Dodge now. Go ahead, Shenron. I need you to speak to me. Oh, then of course I've got to try. Let's go. Okay, damn. Okay, I got to get out of the way. Back up, back up, back up. Nice. Good enough. I couldn't do it. Okay, it just goes until it hits me. No, I'm good. I don't want to no more. I really just, I would rather not. I would rather not try. Oh, Shenron, speak to me. Speak to me, buddy. Okay, this is new. This is new. Oh, got to go around. Got to go around. I thought I was going to go through for a second. I can do it. Let's go. Key Blast wave. Got it. Perfect. Catch that shit. Oh, get that weak shit out of here, Shenron. Oh, I'm going to tie him into a cartoon knot. Oh, shit. God, why did we choose to block that one? She was strong. Oh, Machiotto's on his last legs. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's just getting started. What am I? No shot. If I go Super Saiyan 3, I'm going to scream. Oh, are we going to beam clash? Wait, what is he doing? What is Machiotto trying to do here? He's just pushing it back into his mouth? What the fuck, damn. Wait, why did Shenron piss you off? You know he's being controlled. Oh, I'm going through him. Let's go. Damn. 50k. What did I just do? I just blew him up from the inside. I died. Why are they playing like upbeat music? I'm dead. Oh, wait, no. I was just falling to my death. The good thing my spine broke my fall. Did he spit me out? Did I miss the part where he spit me out? We did it. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Damn, what did I save your ass for then? I made a mistake. I'm not doing that no more. You should be able to change it back, too. No, I can't do that. Shenron's negative energy. Huh? It has far exceeded the power of common, my creator. The Dragon Balls are our last hope. Can anything go right for Machiyato? I feel like at every stop he's been... Target. That's what Omega Shenron's last words meant. Flashback? This is fun. I don't need a flashback. They should have been two minutes ago. Save your pitiful world. No. I will change it. Pardon me, sir. Can you bring back the people who were killed in the chaos? Of course. That is a simple request. But remember, the Earth will remain unchanged. That's fine. I'm going to throw a great party. If I can't fix that with the Dragon Balls. I'll fix it by my... I see. Damn, he's him. Your wish has been granted. Wait. Everybody's back. Now, let's not forget that everybody is probably going to be homeless. But I think it was a wish well made. Oh, damn. He meant immediately. The world could not be restored to peace through the power of the Dragon Balls. Oh, my God. I let Kami's look out in a fucking mess. The light of hope has not been extinguished. Damn, look at me. The light dwells in determination. In the young Saiyans' determination to fix the planet. The young man once again continued his journey for a better world. So what? So what did I accomplish then? I guess I got rid of Shenron and I made the world get lessy. Oh, and there's all the cool masters. I changed the world. No, I didn't. I didn't change shit. The last cutscene just told me that I didn't change anything yet.