 There's finally snow in the game. Phantom is February. I've been asking for snow since 2014, bro. It's 2020. It took six years, bro. Nah, let me enjoy this real quick, bro. I'm not getting footprints when I walk up over it, though. That's what they like about that one. You missing the footprints? Can I pick up? Can I throw? Can I throw a snowball? Let me see something. Wow, look at this fantastic. Wow, the physics in this game is f***ing. Can we do snow angels? I want to do a snow angel. I mean, I know they can't just make snow fall consistently, but at least once you can do that, just f***ing. Just like you want the snow to come from the sky? Yeah. Yo, I'm slowly becoming miserable, Phantom. Can you make your way into the f***ing park before I lose all hope? Oh, you did it. How do you open the phone? Oh, my God. Bro, I haven't played this game since the last decade. You're like, that's how far I've been. Since the last time you uploaded. Oh, he's the only one of those people. No, no, no, you got to be like, I haven't played this game since like, since Obama was elected in the same decade. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Uh, I get it. All right, that's a bad joke. Don't put that in the video. Yo, Elite, not only put that joke in the video, but put subtitles, because it was just so funny. Nah, nah. Since Obama was elected in the same decade. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Uh, all right, guys, everyone, put a smile on your face for the video. Let's go. Vortex, tell me a bad joke. A bad joke? Why did a chicken cross the road? Why? You get an education, bro. Don't hate. How come ships hold cargo, but cars hold shipments? That's not a joke. That's a question. No, it's a question. Yeah. Hey, good layer, buddy. The game feels kind of good. Okay. Am I? No, no, no, don't get paid. Don't get bamboozled, bro. Look at the D. Look at that. I'm giving good D. I'm right there. Good D. All right. Give your guy the D. Take him. Take him. Yeah. Good defense. Oh my god. Phantom, get a rebound. What? I'll let you go. There you go. Change my mind. Prolific. I love that animation. The one where he phases through you like the flash. Really? Why bother me? No, there's no camera. Yo, you're killing my video, Wally. Go to your room. Go to your room. Hey, when do you guys should have called for the ball? You're a hash shitter. Know your role. I'm stepping out of the scope of my responsibility. You acting different now, huh? What? What? Oh. All right. I lay up on his head. All right. A little, just a tiny tad bit, itty-bitty. Dots. Yes. Ooh. Yes. Ooh, behind the back. Oh, two legs. That was hard. I ain't even gonna lie. That was hard. Sure. You know how I get down. Come on now. Yes. Yes. Wow. That was my first shot, though. So I'm, you know. That was my second shot, though. Boys, we out. What? Wow. That's 24%. Mike! Good move. That's called bad. Buddies. It wasn't a hash shitter. You are more than a hash shitter. OK. Yeah, chill out before I start doing 360s. OK. Let's see what you got. Oh. Yo. I was gonna say a word that I only could say if I know. I know. I don't know the word, man. Tell me the word. Hey. I can't say it. You can only say it when you hit the shot. Close in. Good faith. Wow. What? Coby! Really demonstrated your fantastic ability to craft an opening, even in the dimmest of lights. Hey, Phantom, would you sing a song for a logo? For a logo. Yeah. Back then, when I was 15, I want that logo. What is this? If Waleed interrupts me one more time, bro. So, apparently, Miss Court in Georgia in 30 days is just arresting you. I think it's a good help. I'm dropping my video. Dang, we're just keep getting tickets and not showing up to court. This is fantastic. This is great news. Oh, we got a cop game. I have been arrested. I'm not going to tell them it was over a speeding ticket, though. Phantom's going to hit that wide open quarter bar. Let's get it. I don't even know my jump shot yet. I don't even know my jump shot yet. Oh, man. Depression Cam. Hot off. Courtein. I caught bungees right there. Left hand like coup. Waleed, stop calling my phone. Yo, look. My major score, because of you, bro, about. You let them score. Oh, man. You doing a step back, pulling up? Oh, not going to do that. No, you never agree. He's that tall. Bro, the meta on this game sucks. Mike, do something. He's going to hit that, too. And he's not a sharp, not nothing. He's like a glass lock. I guarantee it. A glass lock running. Are you retarded? No, I didn't even mean, yo, bro. I did. I just clicked X, bro. Are you retarded? Are you retarded? I am going to bump out of bounds. Why are you guys just standing there? Oh, you said it, bro. Are you retarded? You guys just stood there? Do something. Yo. Well, here's the ball. Don't, don't, don't pass it. Yeah, you know what? Yo, the block ball. I'm on the hash, I'm on the hash. You see me sitting here? I know you see me. No. I know you see me on the hash. Man, I can't wait till I get another bill, bro. Damn, I'm most definitely not congruent for it. Pathetic loser. I hope I'm not interrupting, but what's wrong with my toothpaste? Do you think it's better? Stop. Oh, my God. Why is he bagged, bro? Wait, wait, what are the options? This is actually a serious question. It's not. No, don't entertain this nonsense. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Please don't air ball. Please don't air. Oh! Ben, what's a candy? Shut up. Shut up, man. All right. Hey, yo, y'all said pass you the missile. I'm playing. You just have missiles lying around your house, man. What the hell? You don't want to win, right? What? Oh, my God. I'm done. I can't play this game no more. I can't play this game no more. I'm not playing. I'm playing. We can't play this game no more. We'll lead, bro. We'll lead. What are you doing, bro? We'll lead. Stop. Oh, yo. Well, first of all, your jump shot is clean, Vortex. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. Oh, hi, Vortex. Can I have the mic? Yeah, can I talk to We'll lead? I don't like this video. Such a big difference between Pro Am and Nisk. This isn't even remotely fun to play. But there's snow on the floor. Oh, you're right. I, bro, I don't as bad. What? This game is so bad. I can't play this game. I stood. Stop shooting. Stop. Stop it. You're not even hitting rim on these shots. Stop. It was green on my screen, bro. I saw you. Hey, stop lying. I can't bluff. You guys are trolling on us, too. I just kind of wanted it over with. Yo, Vortex, I'm going to start having you do my ads for me. Could you promote my podcast, please? This video is brought to you by Agents Podcast. If you don't watch it, what does the badge book say? And you get a million dollars if you watch it. We're just giving away. You have money like that. That's crazy. I don't want to be alive. I don't want to be alive. Yo, you know what will be wild? If you like had LinkedIn Facebook ads targeting people that like logic, at the time he was like really, really blown up because of that song, that would, oh my God, that would be so unethical. There's no doubt that would be way better than those people that say, Karen, it's five minutes away from your house. Karen specializes in depression. Do you have depression? It's a match. Can we make a 3-3 prime team? Because I'm slowly losing faith in my ability to breathe. I'm thinking about just holding my breath for the rest of this video. See if I can make it. I think that's just what, because I'm off to the prime. Okay, can you options? Go to prime. All right, so then you go A, B, C, E, D. You lost him at A, Portex. Slow it down. Yeah, it says QA team. Yo, is it enter prime team arena? Yeah, does that sound like the one? Give me a click. Act. Go, shut the f*** up. Everyone put your hands down in the middle. I'm going to count to three. Yo, sign the contract. One, two, three. Sign the contract. We got him. We got him. We playing against FaZe, playing against FaZe. Yep. Found my title. Dropping off the FaZe clan, fellas. A FaZe clan pulled up on the wrong one. Optic, I got you. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It was like FaZe after the only top dogs, right? So. I'm not anymore, right? That was 10 years ago, but we'll let it slide. Play defense, Faddle. Oh my, I swear to him. Yo, I love this camera angle. They could have pushed the wall back, but you're like, nah, let's just change the whole camera. Vultures, green, green, green. You know, random was getting ready to hate. Hell yeah, I'm about to go raw. I'm about to be like, yo, why you did that? Shoulda passed it. I was wide open. That guy is horrible. Hey, can we grab a rebound, fellas? But you say he's a mastermind. What language was that? I got it. Back, back, back. Oh wow. Is I going to be in the Dunkirk? Just came back from injury. Of course he's not. What? So what? Bro, bro, my dad always said before he left, no pain, no gain. That's why he left. He wanted you to gain. He was doing it for you. Oh my God, after 10 years, I just realized that. I got to go, guys. Your mother is retarded, bro. Great. That's Ayo. Vortex left and came back with a shot. Yo, I'm going to do the same thing to my kid. Facts. Me too. I'm going to abandon all of them just so they get strong. Let's go, my fellow dads. Let's do the same. I'm going to inspire dads everywhere to take my lady. No way. Yo, are we going to grab some phantom? You're going to get any kind of positioning. You're getting straight now. Don't get. I'm just giving my reasons. Why? No, no, no. I'm so sorry. I was clicking triangle to show you that I was jumping and he did that. Can you act if Lowe do anything? Yeah, I'm going to see what Lowe's up to right now. Top key, top key. Top key. Cut it. You suck. All right. Hey, if I just go two points, how can I suck? That's a career. I never thought about it like that. That's actually a brilliant perspective. Give me that. Give me that. Okay, look at this. Look at this now. Throw it back. Fano. You are an amazing player. I take back what I said. Fano. Exactly, thank you. Dang, man. Whoa, he's like a goal. Are you what? Man, that's so luck right there. You're getting white, right? No, no, no, no. I need a 34-30 on that play. Where you at? Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it. Yes, you found the cutter. Damn. Oh my god, get up, Bortek. Nick, come on. Really are beating the FaZe Clan. Yo, FaZe Clan is, wow, they really fell out. I remember when they used the YY No Scope temper shot. I want to play a video with that lady. LeBron. Just like LeBron. What if LeBron was just sitting there like, man, I was just about to collide with this guy. What the f- Okay, do that run you do, Bortek. Did we check it off? All right. No way. I find that best strategy is elite is pathetic. Been drinking it since 17. Does anybody know where the crowds sound? The crowds sound? He don't lock out. Oh, damn. We need to make this count. Fano. Grrr. I have no comment. I don't know what happened. Oh. What's up? What the f- Oh, damn. It is test. Damn. I don't like this game. I don't like this game at all. Yo, it's an open fair. There you go. And that's the play he was trying to run. Yo, well, look at that. Why don't you? Oh, he throwing the game. Oh, man. He's pissed. Damn, he's punching the air. He's probably just white. Huh? Nothing. Yo, Bortek is crazy. Look at us. Who would have thought? Three guys who haven't played the game in this decade. Look at us. Look at us, me, right? Yeah, look at us. Look at us. Nine to 20. Who would have thought? Look at this play. Look at this play. I want to let people know I could do more than just sit on a hash. Look at you. Who would have thought? Get back to the hash. Oh, shit. I was climaxing right there. I don't think I could- Ooh. Always believe in yourself, kids. Always believe in yourself. Always believe in yourself.