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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Published on Sep 16, 2012

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Music by Jake Chudnow: http://soundcloud.com/jakechudnow

Great list of how famous people would approach the chicken question: http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/

How we should all FIRST hear the chicken joke: http://ivy.comicgenesis.com/

E.B. White: http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/9...

Frog Dissection app: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/frog-d...

Anti-Joke Chicken: http://www.quickmeme.com/Anti-Joke-Ch...

Anti-Joke Cat: http://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat

"No soap, radio": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_...

OLDEST JOKE: http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/c...

Original Summerian: http://etcsl.orinst.ox.ac.uk/proverbs...

Agyrophobia: http://www.medterms.com/script/main/a...

Death Clock: http://deathclock.com/

Percentage of earth that is paved: http://www.artba.org/about/faqs-trans...

Chicken Population: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07...

Mary had a little lamb (pics in video from a book I own): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Had...

Computational theory of humor [pdf]: http://arxiv.org/abs/0711.2058

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doctoraizay
Anti-joke cat actually made me laugh.
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ThePiggyEmpire
2:48 Who else thought that he said the N Word?
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The Next Houdini
not me
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Skylord Guillaume
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
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A Completely Generic Duck
Wow, this comment has so many levels to go through in your brain it's amazing. Not only is the basic thought pattern that you don't expect the outcome to be "To get to the other side" so its funny when you discover that it had no meaning the whole time except now its said so much that the unexpected answer is expected, but due to the amount of comments in this comment section that have the start of that joke with a different outcome, you no longer expect the usual expected answer of this joke that's supposed to be unexpected in the first place only to find out its double not what you expected and it was actually the original joke the whole time instead of being another spinoff joke, bringing the whole joke around for a loop.
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Samuel Tee
How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two at the front Three at the back Six million in an ashtray
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Isaiah Wilcher
Samuel Tee 💀💀
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It's Merk
great, i'm questioning my life now because the chicken who crossed the road is apparently suicidal
Dank Slav{-}7
Why did Hitler cross the road? To invade Moscow
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Patrick Piazza
it was stailingrad
Mega Mewlite Ulmate Catswords
Hey! respect countries, it's not like I came from it.
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MaxRift
Why did the chicken cross the road To crack a cold one with the boys
Jimistocles
MaxRift I was kind of hoping to get Rick Rolled. I am disappointed
JoanIs Stupid
Oh my god! Its bill high the drugged up guy!
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Destin Smyth
How did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Mako
Have you guys ever been trolled? Read more
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jaya surya
Mako failed.
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