 Howdy y'all, I'm Judd Riggins and I want to welcome y'all to come on down to Crazy Judds Used Car Emporium. I've been slashing prices all weekend from all cars from 1970s models all the way to 2015. So get your ass on down here and come and see these cars. We got cars, we got trucks, we got vans just like this beautiful 2021 Toyota Sienna. So come on over, get yourself in one, bring on the whole family, drive it home, they're going to love it. Hell, bring everyone you know and bring your mama too. We came in the family here at Crazy Judds just to ask my sister Bonnie. She's been servicing the fine folks coming in here since 6 this morning. Just ask for me when you get here and I'll set you straight with a glass of fresh hand squeezed sweet tea. We got Chevy, we've got Nissan, we've got Ford, you can afford. Automatic or manual, it don't matter, we got everything your heart desires. Drive these sticks just all day. So come on over and plop your behind into one of these five automobiles. They all drive smooth as butter. I'll test for every one of them myself. Zero down, zero APR. The only thing that you got to put down when you buy from Crazy Judd is your trust. I would trust my brothers, my babies' lives. We got new cars, we got used cars, we got used cars that look like new cars. Hell, we even got new cars that look like used cars. Hop on off that catcher sitting on and run on down here today. We can get you in a brand new Ford Pinto, everything we got is top quality. Hell, we ain't got no damaged goods here son. Crazy Judd's used car in for him. Hell, I got so many damn cars I ain't got no idea what to do with it. So come on down, I might even give you one for free. Hold on folks, I ain't done yet. I got a special offer for you today. You come on down here today and go ahead and get yourself a vehicle. I'll let you have a romp in the hay with my sister. Howdy. Come see us at Crazy Judd Riggins used car in for him. Hell, I don't care how y'all folks get here, just get here.