 Hey there, friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Roblox. Yep, the quarantine has led to this. The madness has set in. I literally just made an account. It's called Do Not Call Me, Kevin, because I like throwing some mixed messages at you. And I'm already confused by this ad alone. Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa, wanna fight? Pick up that can! I don't understand. What happens if I click on it? My computer's gonna explode, isn't it? Alright, it brought me to City 17 Reborn. So is this like a half-life? I don't even understand Roblox. I'm too boomer for this. I don't even have it installed. I'm definitely too boomer for this. I thought I was running the browser. Reminds me of the time that I installed Chrome on my dad's laptop years ago. And then when I found him trying to use it, he was on it trying to explore Google and Google Chrome to try and get it to open. What am I doing? All I know is I'm an immigrant. I asked him how to make money and he said, Well, I heard there's money printers in use, but if I see one, I'll have to kill you. Do you mean like if you see me using one or just in general, if you see one, you're gonna hunt me down? Oh, he's talking about money printer. How do I talk? Give money printer. Come. Okay. The manners are not needed in this. Just make demands. God, this guy knows all the hits and tricks. He's like some Roblox paracord master. Look at him go. Why the hell would I play Half-Life Alex when I can play this? Oh, he's got it. Thank you so much. He said, this is yours. What? What? I'm so confused. How use? Oh, I heard an OO. That's why we're all here, folks. Don't tell the cops. Okay. I love Simpsons. There we go. I'm fitting in for once. He's just like, okay, he leaves. Do you want to have a pistol? Yes. Give gun. Wait, this is PRB. What? Don't just say I'll give you a gun and then go AFK. Oh, that guy's roleplaying as a blind dude. Oh, no, he's going up the ladder. Actually, that may have been a brush. Wait, what just happened to him? His arms fell off. What? I'm getting out of here. What the hell? He's shooting me. Why is he shooting me? What is he doing? They are going to kill us. I don't think it will come to that. Let's not get his... You know what? I'm talking to someone who's like five years old. There's no point in me talking. What? I don't deserve this. This is the same guy who was helping me. Oh, I'm going to go and mess with him now. There he is. I like Simpsons. That'll show him. You killed an idiot. How does that make you feel? You feel good about yourself? Why does it say that? I don't understand. He says it every time. All right. You know what? I'm leaving. This is not anything like half-life. This is like one-tenth life at most. What's this? Royale High. That looks back and terrifying. All right. Let's go. Let's see how this compares to the screenshots. Oh my God. It looks exactly like I expected to. It's the world of the future. Hey, everyone. I like Simpsons. Hey, Sydney. Can I have a pistol? Oh my God. I'm so overwhelmed. This is just amazing. Oh, a dress-up time. Wow. Fantastic. Oh, that looks disgusting. Hey, little critter. What are you? Oh my God. You are a human. Oh, I got hit by a car. What the hell? Oh, holy life fairy. Who are you? I'm your hit-and-run victim. Ah, yes. Back on the town. Prettier than ever. She has two faces. Get out. Get out. Let's go shopping. I don't think anyone wants to play with me. Probably because I look like this. I just said I like Simpsons. They immediately just turned around and bolted. Why does no one like Simpsons? Just jumped in the back of their car. Come on, Sarah, interact with me. Sarah, stop this. Just let's talk about Simpsons. Oh, wait, a wheel. A spinny wheel. No, it's my turn. Oh, I think I'll pick the pink box. What's that? I want diamonds. What do they do? Oh, my God. I think I just dislocated my arms. Oh, this guy. This guy looks like my kind of people. He looks like he likes Simpsons. I have it binded now. So I can just say I like Simpsons. Okay. That is just a fucking disembodied head. This is terrifying. Like being realistic for a second. This is really scary. Like that is definitely like a 48-year-old male. Does anyone else like Simpsons? No. No one will talk to me. Oh, I can do dancing. Um, what's happening? Are you getting abducted? Oh, they're talking to me. I don't know what they're trying to say. So I just said dab for Simpsons and I'm running away while dabbing. It's time for a new game. This one is honestly terrifying. All right. This is the most popular one by far. Stare rewards. Adopt me. I don't think I will. You're all fucking terrifying if I'm being honest. All right. Choose a role. I don't like to look at this already. Make me a parent if I have to be one or the other. I have a feeling like I'll be quitting this immediately. I lost my face. My face was beautiful. What? That's not what I wanted. Please give me a preview. I'm a man. Oh, great. No, I'm a man wearing baby clothes. Fine. Whatever. I have become what I hated. I want my house to be the void, please. If I could do that, that would be great. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do in this. Can I do a dab at least? No. Oh, it's Santa. He's shirtless for some reason. This is how I make my money to afford giving away so many gifts on Christmas. But what, running a gambling racket? Is that a syringe in the background? They're trying to trade with me. Oh, yeah. You can have this egg that he asked me to take care of. Can I accept? What do I give you? Are you just boasting? Here, I have this sandwich. Why did you decline? Feed the egg this sandwich. He's looking at it. Oh, what's going on? He actually ate it. It's gone. You little bastard. I could have traded that. Come on. I'm going to drop you off a bridge. God, this game keeps trying to sell me things. I don't want anything. Press B to put them down. Can I drop them? Is this using my controller? Oh my God, it is. I need a shower. You're an egg. Drop them in the river. Off you go. I feckered. Shower time for me and my child. Can I just drown? Oh, an invitation to a party. I can't wait. Only cost a pound and I will trade, but main part is to... Well, I'm going to go and say I like Simpsons. It's time for school. You're an egg. How many times do I have to tell you this? The only reason you'd be going to school is to be using an egg and spoon race, which frankly I'd sign up for. All right, I'm here for the party. Can I use your shower? I need to wash my eggs. I'll just make some conversation before I go use their shower. There we go. I'll give you some privacy while you shower egg. Just look the other way. Wait, what the hell is this? Oh God, I think they plan on using my egg. Get out of here. All right, I'm holding my egg and pizza at the same time. I hope I don't accidentally add him as a topping. All right, I have this uncooked pizza. Yummy, yummy. Nice bit of moist bread to ask him for money. I said I don't pay. Why would I pay? I've already used all your facilities. Leave. No, I want to use your facilities. I don't even understand what's happening. They're following me. Go away. No, I want pizza also. I like Simpsons. Oh, my egg hatched. It's a cat. All right, you can come from eggs, but I'm learning. Name him freeloader. Come on, freeloader. Let's grab some more pizza. Another invite to a party. Give me a ride potion for a creaked egg. No, I don't think I will. I think my cat's going to die. I keep feeding a pizza. Oh, they left the server. Bad party. Yes, someone finally said they like Simpsons too. See me too. Oh, what a lovely day this has been. Wait, they kicked me out of their house. My cat was in your shower. I just got cat burglared. It's done. What do you mean? It's done. Give me my cat. He is done. What does that mean? I cannot stress this enough. I like Simpsons. I'm coming. I'm coming. No. Dude, give me my cat back. What is this? I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm going to get you. Why are you doing this to me? You horrible person. Where is he? Where is my cat? They keep kicking me out and my cat is gone. I hate Roblox. I just earned enough to be able to ride my cat too. That sounds wrong. But you know, I like you could jump on them and stuff. I think feck Roblox. How do I leave? Leave this stupid game. I got scammed. My cat got stolen. All right. I think we can leave it there, but that was just amazing. I had a blast of a time except for the party. You know, we're no one like Simpsons and my cat got kidnapped. Unfortunately, I think it opened more questions than it gave me answers and I'm willing to play more if we want to learn more about this fantastic game together. I'm still very confused how the whole thing works and what you're supposed to do. But I hope you guys enjoyed the video. I appreciate you watching as always. If you liked it, do let me know and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.