Pink and Girly





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Published on Feb 19, 2012

This song goes out to all the men out that that just want to order a girly drink at the bar. Fight the Power! Written/Composed/Rapped by Rob Goldman. Enjoy!


Here we are me and my friends at the bar,
looking left and right to scout out the stars
a hottie to my left, I approach and say
"You look very nice, do you mind if I stay"

She laughs at me right in my face
Then she walks away like it was a race
So I go to the bar and I order a drink
the waitress asks if I would like to rethink

I grin and say make it a double

tonight I am looking for trouble
She hesitant and can't understand
but she doesn't care cause I got cash in hand

She brings it to me, she wasn't hasty
But damn girl does that look tasty
Who needs a drink that is strong and burly
I would like something pink and girly

pink and girly

Back to the dance floor drink in hand
they all look at me like I'm taking a stand

I get to the middle, people circle around
I feel like a king they should give me a crown

The crowd cheers when I bust a move
A girl cuts in and I approve
her back turned to me not eye to eye
I get real close and touch her thigh

I place my head, right next to her ear
Ask her if she wants to get out of here
She turns around, and says a cliche
Look at your drink I thought you were gay

I storm away, in a fit.
But let me tell you, it was worth
Who needs a drink that is strong and burly
I would like something pink and girly

pink and girly

I sit at the bar for the rest of the night
Long island ice teas are such a delight
I get dirty looks from the guys in the room
They think I'm gay they just assume

They pound their drinks thinking its a cinch
But I watch their faces they as they flinch
C'mon man admit that must annoy
While i sit back and just enjoy

Their unknowing, naive, and ignorant
and their too afraid to be different
I don't care that's their choice
they can do they what they have their own voice

But one taste, one sip, thats all it would take
to know that they were making mistakes
they wouldn't be drinking strong and burly
they would be drinking pink and girly

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