 Are you in the UK? Or maybe in Europe? Any alright? Well, guess what? I'm coming on tour! That's me, your main mate, and bloke, Crank Game Place. I'm coming on tour in the EU, and in the UK. Any alright? God bless it, Queen. God bless your soul. I'm coming to Stockholm. Dublin. Edinburgh. Hurraga. London. Amsterdam. Copenhagen. Shelford. UK. I'm coming to all those places for the I Have to Do This show tour. This is probably the last time. And because we're going overseas, venues are a little bit smaller. So that means... I am so sorry. That means that tickets might sell out a little bit quicker. Go to IHaveToDoThis.show. Get your tickets now, and I'll see you in January. Do it because it's what the Queen would have wanted you to do. Oh no. Do you like slime? Do you like goop? Do you like goop? Do you like... No, not that one. Welcome everybody to Slime Rancher 2. I haven't made videos in a while. Whoops. Slime Rancher 2 I've been excited for for a really, really long time. Slime Rancher was a game that I played a long, long time ago that I really, really, really loved. And so I wanted to play Slime Rancher 2. And it's a good thing that I looked over at my recording, because hey, hey, hey, there is no audio coming through right now. After a long day of slime ranching, Beatrix Labieu was enjoying a cool glass of carrot juice as she watched the sun set across the Slime Sea. Suddenly, a boat arrived at her dock with nothing inside but a mysterious letter. You've explored the far, far range from the dusty shores of the dry reef to the furthest reaches of the perilous glass desert. But are there worlds yet uncharted? Beatrix Labieu, Rainbow Island awaits you. Climb aboard if you're ready for a new adventure. I don't know why that's the voice that I decided to go with, but it's the voice that I decided to go with. Beatrix excitedly boarded the boat and it took her across the Slime Sea. Eventually, she saw an island unlike anything on the far, far range. Mountains, trees, and grasses, and an array of colors, and that danced and moved like a dream. As she explored, she found an abandoned conservatory overlooking the rest of the island. Curiously, it was equipped with everything a Slime Rancher like her would ever need to wrangle slimes, start a farm, and build gadgets. How convenient, she said. F**kingly. And so, when the adventure begins, Beatrix tidied the boats, ready to backpack, and set out to explore Rainbow Island and uncover the mysteries. I'm excited to uncover the mysteries of Slime and Goop, and come! It's all come, guys. Look at us! Look how pretty it is out here. Damn, dude. This is a pretty slime farm. We can sprint, oh, and we can jump, and we can play. Wow, press E to activate. But I don't need anything yet. I don't have anything yet. Your backpack can back things up and store them in a vac tank. I should, I should get that. I'm gonna get it for when it's time. Look at me. I can pick things up with my vac pack, with my pack of vac. Like this slime here! Come back here, you f**ker. I'm gonna get you. I'm going to capture you. Yes! Slimes are your key to success. Shoot slimes through a coral barrier into the coral ranch. Look at him! Hey! Don't you love to see it? So now we need carrots. We need to farm. We need to slime. We need to ranch these guys, dude. I'm excited. Are you excited? I almost called you chat, but that's a different platform. You're known as... I don't know what. Whatever you want, honestly. I'm, I'm indifferent. Whoa! Get a little out of yourself, sir. I love how they bounce around. I don't have Wi-Fi in this system offline. How do I, well, how do I get the system online? I need some carrots. There's so many things that I need. All right. Well, adventure awaits. Everybody adventure awaits. Look at us. Shifting colors like a dream, fading just as quickly. Oh, geez. Look at all these guys. So here's the thing with these guys. Oh! Oh my boy. Why can't I get them? Why can't I get them? Why not? Did I get them? I don't think I got them because he doesn't, he's not showing up in my thing. Ooh, carrots. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. That's what I need. I need to start farming carrots. See, because not only am I... Oh! I got a little bunny rabbits. A cotton slime. Hop, skipping a jump, and oh, it's gone. So if you guys don't know about slime rancher already, you are a rancher that is ranching slimes. You know, I'm trying to get these slimes. I'm trying to... These are the slimes. There's many different... Oh! What? Well, here we go again. I'm sending the drones out on the... Drones? Are we gonna fucking drone strike the slimes? Jesus Christ. All their scouting locations. Once I fur or confirm the conditions are all the same, I'll get to work. This place, I still remember being in all of the rainbow fields. I felt like being in a beautiful dream. Ah, chicken. What I was saying before I was interrupted. You farm these little slimes. There's a bunch of different kinds of slimes. Slimes can combine together to make new slimes. Like this guy. He's a mix between a pink one and one of these guys. Then what happens is you put them in the little pens, you feed them some of them eat meat, like the chickens, some of them eat vegetables. Some of them eat fruit. It depends on the slime. And then you feed them and they pump out plorts. Plorts are basically their little poop and with that poop, you get money. Okay, their poop is worth something. Chickens, I need more hens. Here we go. Because with the hens, oh, then there's also these big boys. You know, I can't suck up those big boys. Those big boys are too big. Our backpack is filled, okay? So now we're gonna go back and get money. I need a garden. I don't have anything. Okay. I need to give these guys some food. They like carrots, right? Oh, these guys like anything. They like anything, anything at all. Nice, nice, nice, nice. Nice, keep eating, friends. Oh, and then I have these guys too. The cotton slime. What do they eat? Diet veggies, okay. So I could give them. They might get a little bouncy and escape. Yeah, some of them definitely might will do that. Yep, some already got out. It's okay. It's okay. I'm just gonna have them eat all these because I just need some plorts. Now we get to hear the, I don't know what, the plort market. It's like the stock market. It ebbs and it flows. Oh, 72, baby. Not horrific. Also not super great, but it is what it is. Now we'll take these. These are worth 22. They are on the rise. Oh, we are so close. I just need a garden. Okay, we got some plorts. There we go gamers. So over here, I think is where I'm going to have my garden. We can have a couple of different gardens here. I'm going to buy that. Yes. Oh, but now here's the thing. I don't currently have anything because they ate all of the things. So I need to go and collect some more carrots real quick or I can do fruit. Well, no, I should do veggies actually. So it is nighttime now. And what happens at nighttime? There are different slimes that are out. Oh, oh, see now it's grown all that. I want to check something out real quick because I saw over here that I could go downstairs. Which means, yes, I do already have, fabricator allows you to craft back upgrades. But I don't have any, that's so cool. Heart module, pulse wave, dash boots, jet pack. See, these are all great things. I don't have any money is the issue. What I was wondering about down here though was some of the slimes cannot be in sunlight. So I was thinking maybe there was a place down there where, see like these guys, yes. I was thinking that maybe there was a place down there where there was no sunlight. So then those guys would be safe. But I don't believe, I don't believe that is so currently. It's so satisfying and so calming to me. I don't know if it's calming to you viewer at home but it's calming to me. Makes me feel like, no, don't need it. Thank you. I don't want you to turn because then they get really big and the plush are worth more but then I can't bring them anywhere. Refinery links, whoa, that's cool. Come here, come here. Yes, little gents, a tabby slime. That might be good. See, these guys are a bit more, these guys are a bit more valuable but the upkeep, gotta think about the upkeep guys. You know, the upkeep on these guys are definitely going to be a bit bigger because I have to make them a special tank for their special lifestyle, lifestyle because they can't be in sunlight. So I have to cater to that to make sure that they don't die. Okay, I am going to go back down here really quick. Just to search, I was I'm pretty sure there wasn't an area, oh there, no there. Just wanted to make sure it would have been nice if they already had a spot for me to put things down but I understand. There is this area but I have to unlock it, I'm pretty sure. I do, I do, it's 1800 for the gully. I have to kill some of them, I don't want to but I have to, it's so sad. Just throwing them into the fire even though it's water. There's way too many of you in here. Gotta take some of you away. Once again, throw them off the cliff. But there's too many and they're going to escape and then they're going to eat the chickens and stuff. It's a travesty, I know, I'm aware but it's what has to be done, okay? It's what has to be done. Ooh, see, big, big roostro. Oh, struts is stuff like the king of the coop. How much is this, 250? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Throw those guys off the edge. Love getting a plort. 242, wonderful, yes. Give me plorts, give it all to me, all to me. Yes, wonderful. Okay, we're going to buy that and then we're going to do high walls for that as well. Yep. See, this will be good. We're going to see real quick if I can get some fruit. Because if I can, sun's already coming up. Uh-oh, this is not ideal because those guys are about to die. There's still time, there is still time. We didn't make it in time. We will keep these phosphor slimes. How much of this phosphor slime's worth? 32, it's pretty good. That is pretty good, pretty good. Cotton slimes worth 22. Okay, so the cotton slimes are actually not worth, not like worth very little, they're pretty good. Guys, we're already starting our upgrades, all right? We don't need the pink slimes. We don't need them. All right, the pink slimes, they are worth so little. So we don't need them and we also don't want them near all of our stuff either because, no, I wanted that, fuck. We don't really want them near our stuff either because they're going to come in and eat our vegetables and our hands and all that. But in the meantime, let's start farming for some resources here. Get some more fruit, that'll be good. Ooh, lettuce, huh? See, we're out there, we're working, we're getting money. Baby, this is nice. Ooh, baby, what do we got down here? How do I get you? How do I get you? Oh, I want you, lucky slime. I don't remember how to get the lucky slime. Hello, goodbye. We're working guys, you know, we're getting there slowly but surely. It takes time, it takes time. You know, Rome wasn't built in the day, it was built in two days. Patience, my friends, patience. Ooh, more map. Love to see, love to see. I love more map, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. Anybody, anybody, anybody know that quote? Let me know what that quote is from in the comment section below. What's on this wall here? What's this? Let me tell you, chat. Keep calling YouTube, chat, but you know, what's the difference? Ooh, is this, what is that? What, that was cool. Open the pod. What is this? A power chip. That's nice. That's real cool. Wow, what a nice little gift. What I was going to say. The real way to play this game, which we'll start doing this soon, is getting the automatic plort collectors. You got automatic plort collectors, you get auto feeders. Automation is the name of the game. Automation, you get that money. You get the automation going. Your money's making money, you know? And that's what it's all about. Sweet, sweet, capitalism. They are 22 bucks a piece, which is pretty good. It's pretty snazzy. Now we are going to do a garden as well for this. We are going to grow fruit there. So we need a solar shield. And we need an air net, which there's a possibility that we could get that with this. Mm, okay, okay, so we put the high walls on this. Okay, I'm going to come in here real quick. I'm going to sleep until the night. These guys eat, yep, yes, yes, yes. So I'm letting them escape a little bit because really all I want is their little wonderful little plorts until I can afford to keep them. Yes, good, good, good, delicious plorts. Let's see, they're worth 23 right now. Excellent, excellent. Look at that, that will be good. But now we need to make sure that we get enough plorts to give them the solar shade before morning. Because if we don't, they are goners. They are goddamn goners. They will be dead in minutes. How much is that? 425, shouldn't be too hard to get. We're going to get some carrots real quick so we can feed the little bunny ones, the little cotton guys. Okay, this should be enough. There we go, solar shields. Good, good, good. Okay, so now we don't have to worry about that. Once the morning comes, also going to real quick get some more of the cotton guys because they give us a solid amount. Their plorts are worth a solid amount. Oh, oh no, there's those guys. Oh no, oh no, I forgot about those. Those are the bad slimes that can hurt you. I can't remember what makes them like that. I think it's like if big slimes can't eat or something, I don't remember. So on this, I think we definitely want the plort collector. Will we get enough from this barely? The plort collector, baby, thank you. See, then watch, look at this. It'll automatically get the stuff from them, which is sweet. You'll love to see it. See, look at this, huh? These guys are safe, they're safe in here. They're doing okay. Oh, but some of them are really hungry. That's what happens. I think they get too hungry and then they cannibalize, I think. So we shouldn't have too many, oh no. We probably shouldn't have too much stuff. Oh, they're all hungry, aren't they? Oh, uh-oh. Okay, I need to go get food for these guys quick because this is not good. Wait, it's already, what? Is there like an eclipse happening? I just slept until morning. Why is it already dark again? What the hell? What is happening? Why is it already night? Oh, did I sleep an entire day by accident? I think I did. That's why they're so hungry because they haven't eaten an entire day. Uh-oh, scatios, whoopsies. Some of them might be in rough shape. Some of them might be making a ruckus. No, not yet. Surprisingly. Okay. Do they eat meat at all? Nope, only fruit. Okay, this should be enough to satiate them. I probably shouldn't have this many slimes in here. Probably way too many. Nice. Look at this. Money, baby, money. Love to see it. So now we're gonna upgrade the plort collector on the other one. This is wonderful. Look at all of these plorts. Look at all of them. This is beautiful. Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful. Auto feeder. Good. Who should do also. Ooh, twice as interesting. I do want some of that. I want a little bit of an upgrade on my things there. Ooh, activate. What? Victor, hello? Beatrix, do you remember me? Testing, testing. Perhaps you lost your jeep. Taken away by the mysterious bow. Never to be. Nope, forgot to turn the display on. Nice to see your face again, Beatrix. Missed you greatly, my dear friend. While I'm excited for you to partake in a new adventure, I already have that day to make it complicated things. Last night I received a message from some artificial intelligence program. It's written in code, but not one I realize. I recognize. I'm in the process of analyzing it. I'm certain that this message was sent from where you are now. Take this home portal. It should be, it should make the early stages of your journey easier. Well, okay. Take care, Beatrix. We'll be in touch. I can just teleport home? This guy too. Wow, fine in all things. Twice as fast with these babies. Okay, so. I've got a whole lot of chickens back home. So with that, I need some slimes that are gonna eat meat, right? So I think, I think the tabby slimes eat meat, but I'm not 100% sartan. They do eat meat. A cube berry. They might be better than the other ones. Than just the normal fruit. Might provide more nutrition. Give us more ports. Where are all the tabby slimes? Are they a nighttime dweller as well? No, they're right here. Hey, I need you. Thank you. Yeah, I wanna get a few of you guys because I have meat for you. You have what I want. Good time to feed. I'm just gonna fill this tree up. That's the beauty of the auto feeder. God, it is so beautiful. Okay, it's time for tabbies. Now, chickens. It's time for you all to come with me. Be quick. Oh my God, it's a fucking massacre. And they will live among you peacefully. Oh yeah, auto feeder, thank you. We still might have enough. Whoa, we still might have enough. Nope, we don't. Well, friends, we've got a solid farm. We've got little boys that eat meats. We've got little boys that eat fruits. We've got little boys that eat vegetables. And they are not doing well. They are just not doing well on all fronts. But that is where I'm gonna leave it today. Thank you so much for watching. Hope you liked a little bit more chill, normal, let's play, you know, getting back into it. Thank you guys for being so wonderful. 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