 Hello everyone, I'm John Furrier with theCUBE. We were at KubeCon in LA for the Linux Foundation, Cloud NativeCon, KubeCon. We've been there every year at theCUBE. And this year they had an in-person event and with the pandemic going on, it was kind of a hybrid event. Not everyone was there, that's usually there, but a lot of people were in person and watching online. We wanted to try something new with theCUBE by introducing a comedic angle to the programming and we put out a new show called The Grill with the net millennium. Retired software developer and comedian and she had some fun by interviewing guests and trying to bring comedy or a daily show like Vibe to theCUBE to bring things more lighthearted commentary. We had everyone there, Kube alumni, Stu was on. A lot of great commentary. Let us know what you think and enjoy the program. What are you hoping to learn or get out of the conference that made the risk worth it? I came here because virtual is the worst thing in the world, even for introverts. And if I have to sit in my office at home for one more day, I'm going to go insane. It's been really, really nice to see people, especially a show like KubeCon has a phenomenal community, 3,000 people, pretty cool. Nice to be back. I'm loving it. I missed it for a year and a half. It was fun being with the family, cooped up in like a very small space, but I'm like being out in the open again. It's a lot of people I already know and who I missed a lot and so it's been good, real good. It's like captive audience. I can say hello and make a person talk to me. What is the thing that you wanted to accomplish in person, the conference lunch? I was going to say getting my badge scanned by every vendor booth that I try to walk by. We have a yearly tradition with the marketing team where we go to karaoke. So you can't do that over Zoom. I represent containers, Tupperware actually. Oh, lovely. Are you doing a Tupperware party later? Is that the after party this evening? Yes. Secure supply chain seems to be the early buzz of the show. So with the solar and hacks early in the year, everyone's worried about, you know, security even more. Yeah, well, I just thought given the nature of today's like software security supply chain that it was actually riskier to come virtually. So I thought it was pretty safe coming in person. Opportunity where pants for once. All right, so we're trying to find out if there is humor in tech. And I don't just mean how all of us look. Do you have a favorite tech joke or any tech joke? I don't think I've told a joke in two years. Oh, why do Java developers wear glasses? Why? Because they can't see. Why is beef stew a bad password? Why? Because it's not struggling off. I was walking around the conference, talked to you and asked if you know of any humor in the tech world. And I said, there was an app for that, an app that I built and deployed and it shows you jokes like this one. What is a Dine programmer's last program? Goodbye world. Dang, I actually love that one. What is a wind turbine's favorite music? I have no earthly idea. They're big heavy metal fans. It's not a tech joke. It's a dare joke. I love telling dare jokes. Three guys walk into a bar, you would think the other two would abduct. Dan's hair is a tech joke on its own. It has its own identity. What's the largest gap in security in the government? What? People. So Heisenberg is driving along in a car and the cop pulls him over and he asks, do you know how fast you were going? And he goes, no, but I know where I am. Perfect. QA engineer walks into a bar, orders one beer, orders negative one beers, orders two billion beers, orders a Steven, orders a lizard, all these things. And then a real customer walks in the bar, asks where the bathroom is in the bar explodes. It works on my computer. Well done. Well done. That's a great one. That's a great one. What is Kubernetes? Kubernetes is a really, really, really convoluted way to do what we've always done. Kubernetes is something we made up so that we don't have to explain what Kubernetes is. Kubernetes. Think of Kubernetes as the magic of Christmas. Even if you don't celebrate Christmas, you're probably familiar with Christmas. And so it allows you to think of your servers, your machines as elves instead of reindeer. Could you repeat that, but with more jargon? I think that'll help me. Yeah, let me see. Containers, registries, cloud native, developer, DevOps, DevSecOps, Kubernetes. Love it. Kubernetes, that's interesting. I think of it as a compute platform, but honestly, I think it's genuinely what will run most of our software for the next five to 10 years. So reindeer, you know their names. Elves, notoriously unreliable, probably only one nine. If one were to be crushed by a present, you'd want another elf to jump right in. Kubernetes was created seven years ago to help us raise money from VCs. The presence through the load balancer, the sleigh, are going to be excited to get those presents. The Santa has a list that's sort of a policy as to which apps go. There's a lot of hype as a tool for people that understand Dev work to use, to do things at greater scale more efficiently, but I understand, you know, it's a lot. Wow, I gotta say we have a leader in the mansplenation contest. The day is over, everyone has their presence. The cluster of the North Pole is secure. What is Kubernetes? They still haven't told me. You're gonna start with well, actually. Well, actually, it's called Kubernetes. Kubernetes, Kubernetes, Kubernetes. Yoga wasn't hard enough, so we had to put it in a steam room to make it, I don't know, better. That's kind of Kubernetes. The hot yoga of infrastructure. As we're dealing with a bunch of Tupperware, we want to make sure that what goes in it stays fresh. Let's be honest, it's a fluffy layer on top of Linux. Kubernetes is software that runs other software. You want to dress just like your buddy Chad because you guys are bros, you know, and so you start making a chart of everything that Chad's wearing so you can wear the same exact thing. Well, Kubernetes is like that, but for containers. Thank you for having me on my show. You're welcome for you having me on your show.