 Allison, good news, I got a tree. It's a bit small, don't you think? That's the beauty of it. This little guy was only $300. Very reasonable. But I thought we talked about getting a full-size tree this year. Full trees are way more expensive. I thought there's got to be a better way. So I got some books. Turns out trees grow. So your idea that you just learned for the first time is the fact that trees grow. Yeah, check it out. You had some water and other junk, and these babies get huge. I basically rofl that family tree farm. We're going to be swimming in Douglas firs in no time, and then we can sell them for a profit and buy a shark. OK, slow it out. I had three lattes. I got that. This is not going to work. What do you mean? Starting with the basics, trees take years to grow. There's no way that tree is getting any bigger by Christmas. Yeah, regular trees, maybe. But Christmas trees are magic. Plus, that's what the plant food is for. Just say what the plant food is. It's cookies. Great. Number two, that tree is dead. You take that back. It has been cut down and crammed into a little bag so that we can use it for a month and then throw it away. It is never going to grow again. Who here read the books here, hmm? Did they say something different than what I'm saying? No. Three, I get the impression you think the decorations are going to grow too. Yeah, it's like fruit. Ow. Hopefully that answered itself. All right, fine. You know, I only wanted to do something special for the holidays, but I can see now that was a mistake. I asked you to get the tree. Once again, it falls on me to defend the spirit of Christmas. Hold on. Has that tree gotten bigger? It has gotten bigger. It's a Christmas miracle. Oh, you just bought multiple trees and swapped them out. Yeah, and Santa isn't real. No. Ta-da.