 You know, it's a rare season in a wheel of mud where I start the season undefeated. We've managed to go 2-0 in our very first two games. We're rocking a 92 overall defense and an 86 overall offense. One thing I'm starting to notice is that D-Lines and Madden are getting really powerful. There's so many activated X-Factor abilities. There's so many good players, so many good abilities. I need to prioritize my offensive line more than I ever have. We've already got 95 Marquise Pouncey and our prestige Trent Williams, who we're waiting on that team of the year card. By the way, I might be a little late on that Trent Williams when he does drop. I am in Hawaii right now as you're watching this. And I'll be there for about two months. Get flexed on. I own you from. Nelson Aguilar, 86 overall, did have a legacy game last game, but I still need to upgrade my wide receivers. We need a fullback. We need some backup tight ends. I don't know if 85 Shannon Sharp's really going to cut it. I would love to get 96 Steve Smith from a prestige, but for right now we've got 90 overall Steve Smith. And then defensively, Jalen Graham, Isaiah McDuffie, Liabilities, Pete Werner can survive. I really do have faith in him. Sean Taylor and Durwin is probably like one of the most insane safety duos you could have right now. So totally fine with that. Devonte Adams, dude, he's kind of wishy-washy. He made probably the greatest interception I've ever seen last game, but he also got absolutely fucking lost. Completely dunked on by DK Metcalf while his ability was activated. So I'm like, I don't know about Shadow Devonte Adams, but he's definitely staying on the team. Derek Stingley, Devon Witherspoon, both could be better, but we'll be great right now. And then I love my D-line. Jonathan Hankins, yeah. Probably not our end game guy, but we appreciate him for now. Backup Camp Chancellor eventually wanna upgrade him. And the rest? The rest looks amazing, man. It's Houston Tech since season. We've obviously got some upgrades to make, but we're two and oh, so we have margin. I always feel like whenever I talk about having margin to lose a game, I then proceed to go lose a game. So let's not talk about that. The very first wheel spin of season seven, episode three. Hope you guys are doing amazing. You're very handsome. I like the girth on that cock you got. One spin on the wheel of coins. We haven't spun the wheel of coins in a long, long time. Special teams, special players, special players. One spin on the wheel of coins determines how many coins we can spend on one player. 200K. 200K, baby. It's not the absolute best. There is 500K and jackpot, but 200K is gonna get me a dominant player. What do we take here? We can take another only wide receiver to pair with Jamar Chase. I do feel like that is pretty important. I'm kind of limited right now. Obviously I've talked about how my offensive line is depleted and I'd like to add an offensive lineman. What's 200K gonna get us? I think we gotta go offense. We have a 92 defense. Let's work on our offense. 200K can get us a 94 overall player. So we kind of just need to look for the absolute best 94 overall that we can get. Let's pretend we went wide receiver. What would our options be? 94 Niko Collins, it is Texan season. It's literally Niko Collins or Rod Smith. Okay, those are not great options. We're not gonna lie. We've got a left guard. We just complete the left side of our line. Oh, that's actually criminal. Isaac Samalo selling for 200, 9, 9, 9. Seriously. You could get Zitler for 200K on the dot. Kevin Zitler is an absolute dog. He's listed as a past protector, but he has run blocking stats that are incredible too. 64339. Dude, I'm not gonna lie to you. He actually is really slow though. This actually matters. Getting to that second level is pretty important, but I still really like Zitler. I'm gonna take him for 200K. It's a lot better than the silver I got it. I think this is the right call. 200K on the money. My only wide receiver options weren't that great. Oh, should have a discounted ability? Probably not zero AP though. If it was zero AP, I'd activate it for free. Natural Talon are posed up. Both are nice. We just don't have the bandwidth for it. So we will rock Kevin Zitler at right guard. Very nice upgrade. I'm excited. Kevin Zitler is the first ad on this episode. I still do want another wide receiver though. I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry Nelson Aguilar, but I don't know. Positions will 93 to 94. It may not be up to us. Any 93 to 94 overall player, but they must be from the position. I actually don't hate tight end at all. I really don't. I always use two tight ends. You guys know that. Gronk is amazing, but he needs a buddy. An 85, Shannon Sharpe ain't it. Who's gonna be the 94 overall tight end? That's honestly that works out really well. So there's Mercedes Lewis. There's Dalton Schultz. There's George Kittle. Dalton Schultz is insane. Dalton Schultz is so good, but I really have too many Texans players on this Texans team. I already have Willie Anderson. I already have Derek Stingley, Jr. We used CJ's Child last season. I'm gonna stay away from Dalton Schultz. I am kind of leaning towards George Kittle. This is a really fun option. The only thing we gotta hope is if I fumble, George Kittle is obviously not gonna be paying attention and he's not gonna jump on it. So hopefully Gronk's around. I don't know how many of you are gonna get that reference, but whatever. Hopefully we don't have Jameer Gibbs fumbling on the final play like last game. 94, dude, we got two playoff players. I just realized that Zitler into Kittle. Kittle, super fast, really good blocking stats too. Absolutely love 94, George Kittle. Such a sick tight end. Yeah, I'm gonna go to Slotwide Receiver. He's actually at 94 overall at Slotwide Receiver. That's kind of crazy. So if there's any sets that are three wide receivers, one tight end, George Kittle will actually just come in. And then we put Steve Smith in the backup just in case it makes the game go all weird. But that's literally perfect. All right, so we technically got a wide receiver and a tight end in one. Two playoff players in our first two spins. Well, the third and final also be a playoff player. It's, ooh, ooh. This is really fun. I haven't gotten this yet. All right, random mini-game times 10k points. What does that mean? So there are 23 mini-games between offense, defense, and special teams. The catch here is I don't get to pick. It's gonna be a random mini-game determined by our good friend, Google, right here. All we're gonna do is take as many points as we get. We're gonna multiply it by 10. And that's how many coins I get to spend on one player. So let's say I got rushing attack and I got 50,000 points. I'd have 500,000 coins to spend on one player. Hey, Google, pick a random number between one and 23. Oh shit, eight. Eight. So this is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Pass skeleton. Nothing spooky here, just a quarterback and his skeleton crew of receivers trying to score as many passing touchdowns as possible. Now I will say, taking a look at this, gold is 15,000, which means this probably isn't a super high-scoring mini-game. But that's okay, it could have been worse. Why are receiver battles 12? These are 4,500. Pass skeleton, let's do it, baby. I'm the San Fran 49ers for this. But now that I think about it, I should have been the Texans. Complete passes within the time limit scores as many touchdowns as possible. You'll get bonus points for longer passes, skill moves, and celebrating. Complete a pass to increase your score multiplier. Incomplete will reset it. Oh, so we gotta make sure we're always completing passes. That's the big thing here. Honestly, I kind of want to like test IUK just on that streak. Or maybe we should build our multiplier first. Successful skill moves, right? Like a juke. Does that give me something? A stiff arm, Joann Jennings? Hey, it said skill moves would help me. That didn't help at all. Let's go IUK, you gotta hang on. No, so there goes my multiplier. Oh, that dig is open. Nice catch. I'm just gonna throw to IUK. He's gonna catch it and keep the multiplier, but I gotta throw these balls faster, don't I? Just stack the multiplier, right? Big juke, we're at 1200. We're getting somewhere. There's Debo, there's Debo. Good dive. We're at bronze level. Hang on. Beautiful catch. Oh, the escape route's gotta be there, right? Don't need it, because we gotta touchdown Joann Jennings. All right, 5,576. I see a beauty right there. Hang on. Yes! Silver earned. Okay, we just take Debo underneath and let him get in there. Let him get in there. Go Debo! Oh, he's not in. He's not quite in. Joann Jennings, Super Bowl MVP. Oh, we gotta go IUK. We need the yards. Need the big yards. Okay, got me at 12,242. We gotta throw the touchdown here. He's there. He's there. Hey, I will take that. I feel like I probably could have done a little bit better if I had stacked that multiplier earlier, but hey, 16,147 is 160,000 coins to spend. I'm one player. No, we're not getting a 94. We'll get a decent 93 here. Apparently, Gino Atkins has a left guard. Hilariously, pretty good. Dude, he's got 82 speed. That's a damn good left guard. So Gino Atkins gets an ultimate legend. All the ultimate legends have an out of position 93 overall. Gino Atkins is my first option right now. Let me see if there's anything else that really jumps out at me. There's Gino Atkins. There's Zion Johnson. There's Peter Skoronski, who we've had in the past. Cool strange, Dalton. There's honestly an insane amount of options, but dude, I'm gonna try this. 95,000 coins for a left guard Gino Atkins. I do the 82 speed is actually very important to me. Slip screens, getting to the second level. He's already a 93 overall. Our offensive line is missing one player and that's right tackle. That's it. Take a look at that online, baby. Zitler's up to a 95. Pouncy, Williams and Gino Atkins now. Then at right tackle, we still sourced all. We got to get him out of there, but we also added George Kittle. So it was a full offense episode. We're still gonna be rocking Steve Smith, Aguilar and Chase though. The challenge will be a man. Dude, I worked my ass off for the four passing touchdowns last game. So hopefully we can get Octopus. Oh my God, Octopus, let's go, let's go. Octopus, if you're gambling to generate like me, you might have seen a bet on DraftKings called Octopus. By the way, it's a horrible bet. Don't ever fucking take it, okay? Also, if you gamble, you're gonna lose money. So just let's not even talk about that. Octopus is when the same player that scores a touchdown also converts a two point conversion. It is such a bizarre thing. I don't know why it's called Octopus. Oh, I do know. Octopus have eight tentacles. The same player is getting eight points. If Jameer Gibbs runs in a touchdown and then Jameer Gibbs converts the two point conversion, Octopus, current record of two and oh, we had in to get a dub, save our offensive lineman and George Kittle and complete the Octopus. Dude, I cannot fail the Octopus. Not my first time getting Octopus, but I have to clutch up. Okay, straight up, this guy's team is so fucking bad that I'm not gonna play him. That's embarrassing. Ray Lewis, Jerry Rice, Glock, Purdy. I'm excited to play Brock Purdy. Hey, we got Shadow the Vonte Adams, Flacco and Ray. Home field advantage. That means I got the Crimson Unis. Let's have some fun, boys. Ray Lewis, Jerry Rice, Glock, Purdy. I'm excited to play Brock Purdy. Hey, we got Shadow the Vonte Adams, Flacco and Ray. Home field advantage. That means I got the Crimson Unis. Let's have some fun, boys. Brock Purdy's got always activated Gunslayer. It's honestly kind of dope. Oh, he goes with a handoff. The Miles Sanders, who goes down pretty quick. Who's gonna get the Octopus? That's the question. I actually could get an early stop here. I don't think he runs it. Oh, he's got that out route. Good find, good find, good find. To Heinz Ward. Carter, okay. We got Stingley, Derwin, Ray, Werner. I'm gonna go on Sean Taylor here. Does he have 88? Yes, he does, darn it. That's not what I was trying to get to. And he's kind of lining me up. I'm not gonna lie. I like to see somebody rock Brock Purdy. You don't see this quarterback very often. Oh, Jaylen, dude. Don't ever, I will never catch one of you talking shit about the Jaylen Carter prestige. He's so damn good. It's already got three TFLs in this game. Sean Taylor's got a green zone. I want it, I want it. He could go half back. Don't throw the dig. Oh my God, what a ball, Avalanche! Oh, it was Demonte Adams, never mind. That was shut down Demonte Adams. It was not Avalanche. All right, I'm gonna Blitz, Lewis, Stingley, and Werner. I'm going on Isaiah Oliver. The Feds don't want you to know about the Isaiah Oliver. Oh my God, Juke. Juke's the other way. Dude, I'm getting dotted up. Can we chill out? Okay, let's go dime. Let's go dime normal Tampa two. This is a weird defense. I only bring it out every once in a while. Don't you dare run the ball. You ain't going shit with running them all. Jaylen Carter. Oh, didn't get Jaylen Carter. Somehow missed with Ray. He did get some yards on the run. I'm a little shocked. Okay, I think this is gonna be a pass now. So I'm gonna drop people back. Oh, Cromarty's in. 87 Antonio Cromarty is in. I'm going on Derwent in case it's a run. It's not. I see 88. I see this crosser, Will Anderson! Third and goal, that was huge. I'm going with the dime blitz. This is weird. Oh! Got the time. He found the pass and I wasn't there to break it up or intercept it. Nice play dude. All right, that was a really good opening drive by him. This is gonna be a battle. First intent. We got Gronk. Yeah, see, there's Kittle. George Kittle's got her out here. I love that. I'm just gonna check this down at Jameer Gibbs. He looks pretty open. Get a little option there and he takes the wheel. Oh my God. That has a chance. A very real chance! Very good defense. That was possible, but a little risky. There's George Kittle. Actually could have racked that. I wanted to be safe though. I took the possession catch. We get the first down. Dude, the George Kittle pickup was such a good pickup. Look at this. Since he's slot wide receiver, dude, he's getting all these quality reps. Just gonna take the easy one to Jameer. Get a pretty tough hit there. Oh no! It's a third and 15. We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. I think George Kittle will be there. George Kittle is there? Hang on. Huge conversion, third and 50. That's absolutely massive. It's just gonna snap this ball and make the read. Just gonna take the underneath once again. Jamar Chase. Hey, we are playing slow and steady. Five for six, 50 yards, smart football. He's got him. Oh my God! He cooked! But he doesn't get in the end zone. Sean Taylor drags him down. First and goal. All right. Right in the middle is Jamar. And he finds his way into the end zone. We need a Jamar Chase octopus. Right here, right now. Jamar Chase touchdown. We need Jamar Chase to get the two point conversion. How does he do it? Does he do it with that underneath route? Is this man? I'm going the whip route. I'm going with the whip. Jamar? Jamar? Catch it! They counted it! Challenge real complete. Oh my God, I thought they weren't gonna count that. Dude, cause he did. He kind of came back for the ball and he... Oh my God. It must have been barely across the plane. Octopus complete. Let's go. Hey, you know what? It's nice to have the challenge without the way this early, but damn, this is gonna be a battle. He played a really good opening drive. And we've got a one point lead now though. So that's huge too. What would be awesome is if he scores here and then tries to go for two and doesn't get it. I love those scenarios where they start digging their hole. Wow. The fact that that didn't work is shocking. I'm gonna get a Derwent hit. Dude, have I ever gotten a Derwent Avalanche knockout? I feel like I keep getting so close, but never actually pulling it off. I'm gonna try the Blitz here. I'm on zero. Ooh, the Blitz gets home. Will Anderson. All right. Now we can go even six one and send some pressure also. Probably not the Blitz. Yeah. Let's just go four down linemen. Maybe a corner route. Oh, I'm on that. Hey, right, Lewis! Dude, do I just double octopus? Just to be a dick, do I double octopus? Just to get 16 points. That was a huge interception. Dude, his first drive was so meticulous and there he makes a big mistake trying to throw that. Ooh, Jameer Gibbs is gonna waddle forward for a yard. Jameer Gibbs. What a rocket. What a huge throw. Okay. Let's burn some clock here. Let's just hand this off for weak side. Jameer Gibbs taking right up the gut. Juke left. I really shouldn't even score that. I actually shouldn't score that. I could double octopus but I'm just gonna take my healthy eight point lead. It forces his hand. He has to go for two if he scores. I should have kneeled that and used more clock because he's got three timeouts a minute, 24. And he can easily tie this up with no time left and I no longer have this big lead going into half. So that was greedy, but there's also no guarantee I get the touchdown, right? So who knows? Version 10. Don't throw the dick. Ball game. Wow. Did he give his control to little brother? I'm about to build the most stacked wheel of mud team that has ever existed. Holy shit. Quick rage good today, boys. I apologize. I didn't expect it, but I think that's worthy of a full game, especially because this team is already so good. I feel like, I mean, like I gotta roll with this. Oh, and we completed our challenge wheel. You cannot take the octopus away from me. So first things first. Let's get our challenge wheel pack. She's the octopus. I really thought this was gonna be a good game. He just like fell apart. We're gonna do ultimate legends pack again. Mmm, Darren Woods. And I like that. He'll be better than Cramardi. Gino Atkins de-tackle and Aaron Woodson once again. So we take Gino. Gino Atkins actually be a great. Can I have him on both sides of the ball? We get Agbanio, Caranquo, who's not gonna help us, but can I have Gino Atkins at left guard and at de-tackle? I wonder if the game will let me. They're on opposite sides of the ball. And I definitely prefer him over Jonathan Hankins because Gino Atkins is a dog. Hey, it'll let me do that. So Gino Atkins is an upgrade. And then instead of my slot corner being Isaiah Oliver, let's make this Darren Woodson. Oh, you can. Okay, but I can make it Antonio Cramardi. And defensively, I can make my backup strong safety be Darren Woodson instead of Cam Chancellor. Hey, okay boy. And of course, the rage quit wheel. And I just love seeing the rage quit wheel. Doesn't it just get you amped up? Seeing that rage quit wheel pop up baby. A 92 choice. Our choice of a 92 overall player. I'm tempted to take a right tackle, but I feel like we need at least a 94 right tackle. So we should probably save that for a better wheel spin. I could pick up a wide receiver. But once again, I feel like wide receivers gotta be better than that. I think I should take a fullback here. Yeah, I feel like we'd take a fullback. There's a 91 fullback. There's a 93 fullback. There's a 94 fullback. There's no 92 overall fullback. I'm gonna pick up 92 overall Logan Wilson at right outside linebacker. He's honestly really similar to Pete Werner. And once again, our pass rush comes from Will Anderson, Nick Bosa. So we need pass coverage linebackers, which is exactly what Logan Wilson is. 91 speed, 90 excel, 93 tackle, 6-2-2-41. I assume he gets lurk artist. I don't know if he gets it for free, but he definitely gets lurk artist. Outside linebacker, Logan Wilson. So this will go in for Isaiah McDuffie. Isaiah McDuffie will go to MLB too. And he gets lurk artist for one AP. Awesome. Yeah, this is a really solid card. Probably should have taken a wide receiver, but I want to save wide receiver for wheel spins, you know, to get a demon. I actually was supposed to get a left outside linebacker. I don't think it matters really. All right, so Logan Wilson at left outside linebacker, Isaiah McDuffie at MLB too, Ray Lewis, Pete Werner. So we've kind of got these like budget, white pass coverage linebackers, but they're dope. I'm not mad about it. All right, I'm gonna take Stonewall off of Derek Stingley though. That's some wasted AP. And we're gonna use that one AP on lurk artist instead. So we're back to 11 of 11 and we're a 91 overall. And we're three and oh, I can't believe it. All right, boys. Hey, as you're watching this, there's a chance that Trent Williams already dropped or like is about to drop. Hopefully I'll get him on the squad. No promises for next episode if he already dropped. I'm just letting you know that maybe there's a delay. Either way, I love you boys. We're three and oh in Texan season. I hope you guys have an amazing rest of your day. I love you. Peace.