 Okay, TikTok, so I had this customer come in the other day who was so nice, young, good-looking, incredibly polite. And when we looked into his financial information, he makes a s**t ton of money. So my coworker and I were like, oh my god, and I said, I have to figure out what he does for work. It turns out he's a loan officer. So I tell her, I'm like, he's a loan officer. And she says, well, are you thinking what I'm thinking? I said, yeah, I'm thinking what you're thinking. Are you? Yeah, I'm thinking what you're thinking. She goes, you know what I'm thinking? I said, yeah. She says to me, you have to marry him. I was like, oh no, I was thinking I need to become a loan officer. That's where my brain went. I guess I'm just out there. Be honest, who do you call when you are at your lowest? Who is that one person? Nobody. I'm a man. No one cares. That's how you fix that. Understand that if your girl looks any good at all, she is getting hit on and approached over and over again each and every day. For that reason, if you are considering a serious relationship with a female in modern times in the social media era, especially, you would have to be a f**king fool not to have at least two other women who you're dealing with. That's right. Successful coaches have starters, but they also have a bench. I'm going to say that again. Successful coaches have starters, but they also have a bench. You need to understand that. Guys are like, oh my God, your hair is so nice. Oh my God, your hair is so long. Pull it then. Don't be shy. Pull it then. It's already up in a ponytail. I put it up for you. Pull it then. You are so gorgeous and funny. I think you deserve the world. Can you just let me take you out sometime? Ew! You think I deserve the world? You want to take care of me? Is there something wrong with you? Are you okay? You're low-key ugly, clingy as f**k. I honestly don't even like your personality that much. You're not even hot, but like, I just want to use you for your body. Wait, why do I like her so much? There's just something different about her. It's Mr. Envy. When I lose weight, it's over for you b**chies. I'm telling you, when I lose weight, ooh, it's over for you b**chies. When I lose b**chies, but y'all can relax, because I'm not losing weight right now, okay? I'ma get my head done though. I just made pernin' bracelets and I would like to explain them. This one stands for he, him, so green and blue, more masculine colors, I guess. This one stands for she, her, so pink and purple, more feminine colors. And then this one stands for they, them, and it's yellow and orange, which are like gender neutral colors. When I wear this one, it means that I just go by they, them. When I wear these two together, it means I go by she, them. When I wear these together, it means I go by he, them. When I wear all of them, it means that I go by all pronoun. And when I wear these together, it means that I go by she, him. I'm gonna wear them all right now because I go by all pronouns right now. My pronoun, like, preference has changed three times today. This does not happen very often with me, but I'm wearing all three right now. Excuse me! Oh, yeah. Can I help you with something? Uh, yeah. I believe you were dating my daughter for a little bit. Uh, what? Yeah. You were dating her and then you called the police on her? Yes, I absolutely did. She showed up at my house at two o'clock in the morning and I didn't tell her where I lived. You men are so f***ing dumb. You just don't understand passion anymore. You know that? Passion? That stalker f***ing level f***ing know that, right? No. She legit fell in love with you and that's passion, okay? She just wanted to let you know how much she cared about you. I'm sensing that the apple didn't fall too far from the tree, huh? No, f*** you. You messed with my baby. Now you got mama bear all over you, okay? You better get right with your God real quick. Are you f***ing threatening me? No. Just get right with your God because you're gonna need to ask forgiveness. Just for what? You're both f***ing insane. Get right with your God. You keep saying that. I don't know what that means. It's just you're solidifying the fact that you're f***ing crazy. Get right with your God. I don't know what that means. Right with your God. I'm walking back from the park because it's actually really hot in this jacket and a guy's cat calling me and he's like, how's that jacket, baby? I was like, it's nice, thanks. And he goes, are you single? I go, no. He goes, me neither. What's your number? And I was like, are you for real? He goes, yeah, but at least I'm honest, baby. So all I say is go call your girlfriend. Go call your girlfriend and walk away. He's screaming at me now. You're a b***h. That's why we're not polite to men who hit on us. Okay, so I don't know if you've seen the video that's going around and it's about a woman, a black lady. And she's like, oh my gosh, me and my friends went out and nobody was like trying to get at us. Nobody showed interest, nobody anything. And a guy duet today or stitched in, he actually said, well, look what you women have done, like this is what you wanted, correct? So I want to piggyback off of that. Ladies, y'all, not all of y'all, but you guys wanted this whole, oh, leave us alone. You guys are perverts. You guys are weirdos, like we hate men thing. You guys are on this bandwagon to like, you hate men. What is the f***ing goal of this? What is the point of this? Because you know what you guys are doing? You're ruining it for the women who do want to be approached. You're ruining it for the women who are shy and do want that guy to come up to them. Does that make sense? And you're also ruining it for the guys who are great guys, have great intentions. Maybe they're just nervous when they come up to you. So they're shy and like anxious, and you take that as them being a pervert or weirdo. Where does this lead up to? Like, I honestly want to know what the whole point of this is because at this point, it's going to come to a, nobody wants to come up to you. Nobody's going to talk to you. Nobody's going to try with you. And everybody's going to be thinking, damn, he's not interested in me. So ladies, you guys wanted men to back down from men. So are you guys going to step up to the plate? Are you guys going to start asking guys out? No, are you guys going to start going up to dudes and saying, hey, you know, let me take you out to dinner. How about you come over to my place at eight o'clock and I'll have dinner made for you. What's your favorite food to eat? I'll make it for you. I highly doubt that's going to happen, but my whole point of this is I don't understand the whole I hate men movement because in the end, what does this do for us? Especially like if you have kids and you have sons, you're teaching your sons to hate men because you hate men? I don't get that. Like, can somebody like explain this to me because I really don't get how this is all working on anybody's favor. Cause I feel bad for all the good guys that are out there. And then I feel bad for the women who are very shy and want a guy to approach them. But now there's guys not approaching them because of women who have ruined this whole little thing. When you're with your show that daddy and you see your man with another. My man don't ever have to worry about reading the bill cause I read it to him. Babe, it's 91 30. Hey, finish it up actually. Finish it up. Yeah, finish cooking it up. Salt the chicken. What does salt the chicken mean? F***ing friends, just go put salt on the chicken. What's the salt? It's right there, that pink salt. What kind of f***ing white s*** is this? What happened to the little yellow lady? What the f***ing friend? Shut the f***ing up. Put the salt on the chicken. Make sure that it's cooked all the way through. How do I know it's cooked all the way through? What the f*** are you serious? You don't know how to cook chicken? No, I don't know how to cook chicken, you know? Mother f***, you always liked my mama, did my mama that she never teach you how to cook chicken? No. And why? Because she told me to f***ing marry someone who knows how to f***ing cook, you know? Mother f***er, what happens if I'm not around? Well, then I'll go f***ing find somebody else that knows how to cook. You're a stupid a**. Well, you ain't good for s***s. What a guy. I swear to f***ing cook that f***ing chicken and shut up. I've cooked for a lot of other things. You know, I just don't know how to f***ing cook. Doesn't mean you gotta get mad at me because I don't know how to f***. You don't know how to do s***. Yes, I do. My husband requested hot dogs for dinner so he's getting carrots. Season and cook your carrots. Mustard and ketchup. A delicious vegan hot dog. Give me a little tater tot. I thought your comment was cute so I thought I'd reply to it. Thank you. Well, let me tell you about my five foot one husband. Let me tell you why I love him so much. I was married before and had four babies, right? And then we later divorced. And I was so heartbroken, I thought to myself, Lord, who's ever gonna love me before kids? Nobody's gonna want me because that's what my first husband used to tell me all the time. If I ever left, nobody'd want me before kids. You know, so I was just broken and just so troubled. And then this man just pops in my life when I least expected it. I wasn't even looking for anybody. He certainly wasn't my type, but there was just something I seen in his eyes that night and I knew I was gonna love him. And although I'm not allowed to wear my heels on Saturday night and when we go to date night because he don't like for me to be that much taller than him, that's all right. But he's one of the hardest working man that I've ever seen in my entire life. And he loves my four babies like they're his own. And I'm so grateful for it. But you can be a small package, but you can love tall.