 I'm not really sure what's going on with my hair recently. It's getting to a point where I, I don't really know what to do with it. Do I slick it all back? Do I have it forward? I don't know what to do. I haven't had my hair this length since I was in fourth grade and I'm probably gonna get it cut soon because I'm fully vaccinated now and it's getting a little bit safer to go out. So I feel comfortable going to the salon and I will be getting my hair dyed soon. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about it. I was thinking about my hair this morning and I was like, yeah, it's kind of weird. And so I thought, let's go and take a little journey and let's look at some of the worst haircuts on the internet. So here we are on R slash my shit up and we are going to look at some of the most outrageous, outrageous, outrageous, funniest haircuts. So I'm gonna do what I always do and just do top of all time because that will get us the best stuff. Oh my God. This is like the pinnacle of fucking emo haircuts right here. This is so good. It's like there's two different people. You can just draw a line. Two different people on the left and on the right. That was taken forever. Oh, that's so bad. Botched home grooming under quarantine turned my dog into a mini alpaca. That is so sad. Oh, that is so sad. Let me see if I can find, my dad used to cut our dog's hairs. Our dog's hairs. Our dog's hair at home. Cause we had Portuguese water dogs which they don't have fur, they have hair. And so he would shave them in the summertime because they would get super, super hot. But he would always like give them a break and stuff. And so he would always like do usually the front half first because that was usually the more traumatic part. So he would get that out of the way and then give them a break. Here it is. This is my dog, Cooper. My childhood dog. She was my first dog ever. RIP, I miss you, Cooper. You are the loveliest lady ever. But yeah, my dad would shave the front half. Let them have a break. Reddit moderator look. It's just way too much. I hope that this was a temporary thing cause this is a lot. He looks like he has lips made out of hair. Children are horrifying. God, why do they, why do they do this? How do you fuck a dog's hair up that bad? That poor, poor dog. Oh, the beard, it just looks so not correct. This isn't bad at all. This whole thing is, there's a lot going on here. My queen killing you dusty ass females. Check out her naughty profile on fishforhose.com. Oh, she's killing them all right by luring them into the sewers with red balloons and paper boats. She does look like Pennywise. What's happening? There's like some shave bits here and then there's a swoop and then, ooh. Is this real? This has to be Photoshopped, right? Although, I bet anytime Ted Cruz gets a haircut, people just on purpose fuck his shit up. I would not be surprised. I hope he's cursed for a million years with bad haircuts every time. God, that would be good. I mean, I'm not really surprised here. The mullet's coming back a little bit. There's a few people that can rock a mullet. Like Julian Solomita has a mullet right now. It actually looks really good. You know, certain people can pull off a mullet. Ah, there's a lot happening right here. Also, this one's cursed too. I don't know why certain posts on Reddit get cursed for me and they just vibrate. Oh, this is so sad. This cat, that's not even a haircut. That's just the way that his fur pattern is. Oh, that's so sad. Strawberry? Oh, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Do yourself. At least do the mustache too. Why are you leaving the mustache regular? This is so bad. He had to have lost a bet. He had to have lost a bet or something. That's so bad. That's awful. What you want? You remember the graphics from GoldenEye? God, why, why? It just looks like a solid brick. Don't ever headbutt anybody ever because you'll split their skull open. Oh, I've seen this before. This is so awful. It's just like the Fibonacci spiral in facial hair. Why would you do that? It looks so stupid. Barbara mistakenly shaves a play button into Tine's hair after being shown a paused video. Oh my God, that's so funny. So that's the haircut and this was just the paused video. That's so good. What do you want? I'm Jongoon. I'm glad they're both getting a kick out of it. Did he keep it like that? I have no idea. Some dude made a line rider map on this dude's hair. My Barbara and I got beef now. God, he gave you like a fucking Hitler youth haircut. Oh my God, that's so bad. See the thing about it? Cringy haircuts like this with the high school cringe and stuff like that, at least you can give them the benefit of the doubt of like, you know, they're like 15, 16, whatever. You're experimenting, you're growing, you don't really know what you're all about yet. You're influenced by so many things around you. Why did I say influenced like that? But what happens to an actual adult? It's like, dog, what are you doing? It looks like barbed wire. What is that? God, that looks like fucking rotten ropes. That would be on like a fucking shipperman's, shipperman's fisherman's boat. That's disgusting. That's so gross. That's also probably like pulling on his scalp constantly. Yuck. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Oh my God. Oh my God. How is there nobody to tell these people like, yo dog, we gotta fucking, you gotta choose something else because this is not, this is not working. Is this real? This looks like a thumb. What is this? I hope that that's not real. God, I think it is though. That's awful. Why do I think that this is Matt Watson? Why, if this dude were to turn around, why do I think that it would be Matt Watson? I thought he was wearing a hat. I thought he was wearing a hat. I love that they had the national anthem playing. When your mom uses the entire set of mixing poles to cut your hair. Let me get that Y equals MX plus B. That is exponential growth, which is Y equals AB to the X power. So you are wrong, you have failed. God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's just one of those, it's just like who's, don't you have anybody in your life that cares about you enough to be like, hey, get something else. Guys, I'm going to get a haircut. I'm so excited. I'm going to look so good. The single tear going down his face. God, this dude just has pubes for hair. That's the grossest hair. I don't like the way he's looking at me. Stop, look somewhere else. Justin, close his eyes and post. What you want? You ever eat a panini? Why would you do this? Oh my God. Oh, it's so, even up here, it's so patchy. That's awful. I cannot believe that this is an actual tear. Oh my God. It's kind of awesome actually. Quindarious Gooch. I'm sorry, that's such a good name. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. That's so bad. I used to be able to see the towel on her head. She's attached, not just her hair. They just, parents just let this happen. Parents probably did this. It's just, I don't understand. I don't understand. Well, we have looked through many, many a haircut but to finish it all off, I am going to show you my worst haircut that I have ever gotten. And oh boy, was it bad. Flackin' A. So this haircut. I was at my brother's college graduation and I had pretty long hair. Like fairly long, not this long, but it was, I needed a haircut. And so right before the graduation, I went into a haircut place and I was like, hey, I just need a trim and they flack my shit up so bad, dude. God, this is so awful. So bad. They didn't style it or anything. Like after that, it was kind of okay because I would just put gel in it and like do shit with it. But at the haircut place, because I went straight from the haircut place to the, to the graduation and they didn't put anything in my hair. And now there's photo of this. Oh, good night. Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you wanna tweet me pictures of your bad or worst haircuts, maybe I'll make another video depending on how much stuff is there. But hope you enjoyed. Let me know what you thought. Yes. Thank you for watching. I'll see you later.