 After what feels like forever, the wait for Sonic Frontiers is finally over, and I just have to know, is this game actually any good? I've seen comments calling it stupid and comments calling it the best game ever, and the main difference between those comments is always saying, did you get to the end of Island 1? So that is exactly what I'm going to do now. I- I'm so excited. Let me not wait around. I'm starting to write all. And here we go. The biggest decision of the game. Am I a bitch? No, I'm not. Yeah. Gimme- Gimme a little hard mode. Action style. What is this? This style is recommended for people who are used to playing Sonic games? Oh, didn't give me the high speed. Oh, shit. What? What? Was this Blair Witch? Oh, shit. This- This is actually kind of scary, Loki. No way. Damn, he got the big Eggman steppers. Why- Who put my man Eggman in a lost ancient civilization? This is like Sonic Boom all over again, except, uh, Sonic was the one touching his glove to the big, uh, the big statue. No way. BroBot of Sticky Bomb Semtex? Oh, shit. Nevermind. Ah, shit. He- He- He- He- He- He- He jail broke. He jail broke the Sonic game. Chaos Emerald. Oh, nevermind. Oh, shit! Oh, nevermind. POV, URIFIERWALL. On my family computer, Circa 20- 2007. Damn. Eggman kind of billin' us in this game. It's report. Enter me. What? Oh, shit! Why? Damn, he got- Why did he get like RL Steinfeld? Bro got sucked into- Oh, shit! What is Amy doing here? Is Amy part of like the main trio now? I used to just be a duo. Used to be my boy Sonic and Tails on this thing. The old tornado? You tracked the Chaos Emeralds here, right? Damn! Why Sonic got a deep voice on him? Ha ha ha ha! Bro, Bro got kind of a deeper voice than I remember. Hey Tails. My boy Sonic a grown-ass man. Oh shit! Mayday, mayday! We're going down! Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha! Damn! Damn! Nah, no way Tails clutches up. He clutched it! He brought it back! What? What was that reaction image? Oh shit! Dude, this must be the work event. We're gonna wake up in real life New York City. Oh no wait, we're right in the game? Oh shit! How do I boost? How do I boost? Yes. Oh my god, I'm fast as fuck. Woohoo! Oh my god, you can actually like quick that. Wait a minute. Don't think I didn't see that red coin. This is actually kind of crazy. The movement's not bad to be honest. Boom, give me that. Oh my god, the movement's actually kind of nice. Wait a second dude, is this game actually gonna be good? No shot. The music kind of goes crazy. Woo! Right now I'm Rails. Nah, nah, I'm going back. I'm not missing a single red coin this entire playthrough. Don't hold me to that. I'll miss a million red coins. Jesus Christ Sonic! There you go, there you go. How do I homing that? Oh X. Woohoo! Oh my god, the homing dash is sick. Let's go. Oh! Four to five, four to four. Where's that last red coin? I need it. Right there. Damn, I'm slow. Boost! I'll get me out of here. Woo! Perfect first run. I could easily clean that up. D-Rank speedrun? This is the 100% playthrough. Okay, I did not know that I had to get like eight other things to get keys, but okay. This playthrough is gonna be a... First playthrough, first playthrough. That was hard mode difficulty, by the way. Who said LaMau C-Rank? What the- I tried my bet- Why Sonic dead? Damn, they killed Sonic! Like, they got my bro laying there like, Future go on! Oh, but he's awake. Ha ha ha! No, why is Sonic winded? He got up and said, Damn, you could tell this shit's a new game. Look at the way the rain bounces off his skin. Looks like I'm the only one who made it out of that. Whatever it was. Oh my God, Sonic has a survivor's guilt. You will have escaped cyberspace through your own power. That was cyberspace? I mean, it looked like Green Hill's own to me. Tear down the walls between dimensions. Oh, shit. Whoa, and there she is. The main villain. We're playing on hard mode, by the way. Sonic just got given a whole job and said, I guess. Oh, this is exactly like Breath of the Wild. Here's the opening. Oh my God, this is actually kind of sick. I'm not going to lie. Activate the switches. There are three ancient switches on the ground. All right, so we just call in shit ancient because this is like factoring them. Eat, eat, boom. Oh, you have to really hold these. Nice. Oh my God, he's done it again. Where's my Korok seed? Oh, shit. There it is. Oh, our mini map, Chronos Island. All right. OK, I guess we're heading towards the big impending doom thing. Complete challenge is to reveal the map. No problem. Give me that. I played Jack and Daxter before. All right, maybe select open our map. Damn, good sound effect. Damn, they're bleeding me by the hand. First enemy encounter. Oh, you call this hard mode? That shit was easy. Give me ease. Nah, ain't nothing hard about this shit for real. What's that? Oh, oh, a little musical with it. Ah, cutscene. All right, here's some of the robots that jumped Eggman. I'm not really noticing anything. Well, that looked a little low quality. Look at the way I'm walking up on these motherfuckers for real. I'm scared. All right, how quick do you think I can dispatch of all of these enemies? I'm giving myself what, five seconds? Watch this. OK, a little bit slow. Oh, damn, Sonic kind of got the fucking hands, though. The fuck up. Kitch's got what the fuck was that? Holy shit, that was actually kind of sick. Why would I ever homing at that homing dash attack someone when I could just beat their ass? Nah, I'm saying if a little blue hedgehog ran up on me and gave me the fucking 18 piece no fry, I'm fucking quitting my life. Oh, beautiful. On the rail, off the rail and bam. Oh, come on. Is do I not have like, like dash? Oh, nailed it. Oh, shit. I asked no way. Tyler Blevins, what the fuck are you doing here? Use lock on to defeat the enemy. Oh, like some assassin's creed stuff. I'm a beach. Oh, oh, I actually just want to go hand to hand. Damn, nice dodge. How do I dodge? Like, is there like a dodge roll? Oh, OK, I just got a dash away. OK, OK, I like that. I like that. Nice block, me too fast. Oh, you can't keep up with me. This is the Dark Souls of Sonic. I can actually agree with that. You got no way portal gear. OK, dude, I'm not going to lie. Pretty sick game so far. I know it's only been two minutes, but I'm in love. Could this be the best Sonic games in Sonic Adventure 2? And what do we got here? Turn the statue to open the gate. All right, little tutorials. I am a puzzle God. I'm sorry, but nobody else could have faced that statue forward like Sonic couldn't. What's over there? I want to do some of the extra shit. I'm not going there, dude. I'm not doing that. That's for babies. I'm sorry, but if you don't fully explore Kronos Island, oh, zip line. Oh, I didn't even see this. Nice. You probably missed this on your first playthrough, but I didn't. OK, I got some skill points. Oh, shit, they just brought me here. Unlock, Cyclope. Done. Oh, what's this? Double jump? Phantom rush. Oh, my God, Sonic beating the shit out of that guy in the picture. Sonic boom, no way. Gile, air trick, air tricks can be reformed when sparks run. Oh, yes, that's just stylish. Auto combo. I play Dragon Ball fighters. I have to get that. I'm saving up for wild rush. That way I can get auto combo. Wait, do I have this yet? How do I do this? Click left stick. Oh, all right. Now I'm going to put out this fire. Oh, you can, oh, you can, oh, that's how you dodge. Oh, shit. Oh, and you can slide with B. Nice. OK, why? How big can I make the circle? Can I boost while making the circle? You can't. Oh, my God, this game is sick. So far, that's how you know it's a good game when every question you have is answered and the answer is yes. That's when you know they made a good game. Oh, the Chaos Emeralds, we picked it up. I'm kind of debating on just running for this Chaos Emerald. But we'll see. We'll see how I'm feeling. Cyclope in combat. Oh, they want me to Cyclope? I don't know. I kind of want to do the Phantom Rush. Oh, oh, look at this. Oh, damn, he stabbed me. Why would I ever use the Cyclope in combat when I could do that? I like the air cakes. I guess I go up here. Oh, cutscene. Looks like we're going back to the digital dimension. It's Cyloop, not Cyclope. Chat, why is that person telling me how to spell Cyclope? I need two of these. I only have one, huh? Damn. It is not in too big. Oh, well, the gear found me, I guess. That is useless. OK, well, that is not a tower. Dodge Guardian attacks. Oh, this is going to be sick. This is sick, dude. Let me hit him with one of these. Oh, and here comes the Cyclope. Damn, I missed. Now backstep. Get in. Oh, shit, he got me. Damn, Sonic went down like an enemy carry there. Now that is an above average looking tower. Why would I ever not use that move? It's broken, free range damage. It's just the cheapest move in the game. Oh my goodness, combat is so difficult in this game. Damn, I'm good. Don't run, don't run, bitch. Nah, don't run. Actually, watch this. Boop, boop, boop. Damn, I kind of got the move. Where is he? He's right above me. Got him. Let him get up, let him get up. Now I got his ass. Give me that gear. Wait, do I need to pick it up? Give me that shit. Use the gear as you have done before. Bro, you can just do that forever. Yeah, I know. It's the best move in the game. That was sick. This game got Elden Ring movement. That's true, dude. This and Elden Ring are probably like game of the century. I actually am enjoying this game, though. All right, this time, what should I do this time? Should I just go as fast as possible? I'm going to go as fast as possible. Fuck the collectibles, dude. If I'm in cyberspace, I go fast. Be me up. Let me in. All right. Attempt number two at cyberspace. I'm trying to go fast. Chain combo attacks. I don't want to do combo attacks. Oh my god, you can throw fireballs and dash in before the fireball. I love that, dude. You can throw a fireball and dash in and keep comboing with the fireball. That is fucking sick. Give me out of training. This is dragon ball, dude. Oh, shit. See, I told you. If you're in cyberspace, you go fast. When you're at sea, you fight pirates. When you're in cyberspace, you fight hedgehogs. Damn, this song goes crazy. This song is kid nuts. Oh, that was primo skip. Oh, it goes with the beat. Oh, shit. Oh, on the beat dropped up. Fuck, who put those spikes there, dude? Ruin my fucking good time. Oh, clean with it. And I almost got a perfect run. The only collectible I didn't get was the one I purposefully avoided. Give me that ass rank time. What the fuck do they expect me to do? Be? I was fucking gaming. Nah, let me get that run back. Nice. Oh, who put that spike there? That's ass rank time. That's it. Beautiful. This is the ass rank run. Here we go. Don't ever tell me it's not possible. Oh, what a side jump. He dodges the spring that would have slowed him down. And this time I got some for that bitch-ass spike. Y'all don't think I'm a jump over him this time, but I am. Wait, it's already been a fucking minute and a half. What happened? What happened? That was queen. What happened? I got another bee. Go, go, go, go, fuck. That was at least an A. A's one minute. I could literally get an S. Did you motherfucker? You're going to count me a bee by 0.14. Getting S is actually a fucking accomplishment in this game. That is crazy. Usually, if you want to be a speedrun, you have to go to some fan boards or some shit. But I mean, you're going to get your speedrun fix just playing Sonic Frontiers, dude. Oh, that was clean. Oh my goodness. There it is, folks. The missing piece of the puzzle called me Yugi the way I put this puzzle together. God damn. Oh my god, he did it. He solved the code. Oh, I had a clutch up there. Oh my god. Panicking, panicking, panicking. Step on the gas. Gas, gas, gas, gas. 10 seconds. 10 seconds. Come on. Step on the gas. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, beautiful burst. That's it. And just like give me the fucking S. Get me out of cyberspace. Give me that shit. That was clean. That was clean. Holy shit. That was fast. Get me out of cyberspace. That was nuts. You can run on walls? You can parry? No way. Oh, what? I like how Sonic is coming out of cyberspace tea posing. He's bored. Nice. Oh, the Chaos Emerald. It's a no way it has a Minecraft beacon. Wow, it actually is like open. We can just go wherever. Oh, no. I guess there's only two Chaos Emeralds for us to get now. OK, OK. We're piecing together the digital bridge. I want to know how many skill points I have. Can I learn how to do the auto combo? Get the Chaos Emerald. That's really my next mission is get Chaos Emerald. Damn, this game is fast. Here we go. No time to mess around then. I just want to wait. Hold on. No way, we're at the Chaos Emerald. Oh, he opened his hand like he knew he earned that Chaos Emerald. So we just get it. Oh, all right. Oh, these must be the cocoa. What is that? Is that a boss fight? Or is that just an arena? Congratulations. From here on, Sonic is free to explore the island and gather Chaos Emerald. That was a tutorial. That was a really good tutorial. Look at this little guy. Oh my god, look at this little fella. Oh, what the fuck just happened? Were all of those there? When you stand still, the ones you have pop up. No way. So I can spawn in the... Oh shit, I can spawn in like a troop? No way. Well, that's actually kind of fun. Now I feel like I need to collect them all. All right, let's pick our favorite. Right now I think I'm team... Honestly, I'm team Sleepy guy. Look at this guy. Look at this little fella. He's sleepy. My guy needs some Z's. Oh, he's awake. Oh, that was almost sabotaged, dude. What the fuck was that? I got that hedgehog in me. They didn't know about me. Amy! Is that Amy? I wait, I don't need any hearts. Oh, I had enough hearts to free already. All right, let's crack open that egg shell and get her out of there. We did it, we freed her. Oh shit, I'm cursed. Oh no, I beat the shit out of that bird. All right, hold on. There we go, a stamp. Asura's wrath, come here. Like I won't beat the shit out of this guy. All right, I'm sure that I can take him out on the life. There we go. Yeah, give me a little bit of that. Oh, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Boom. What? I just hit the shit out. Damn, I ripped his fucking arm off. Here we go, here we go, here we go. He's gonna make the greatest mistake of his life. It's done. Oh shit, I messed up. Ah! Not yet. Oh, now it's over. Oh, I'm beating the shit out of this guy. They put this whole thing there like I can't just do this. They put a whole mechanic in there to try to make me not do this and yet here I am doing this. Idiots. Oh, now they made it a little challenging for babies. Let's go. They tried to stop me from doing it again but here I am doing it again. Oh, they should have known about me. They should have known I had the combos. Damn. I did all of that for one. I know I got two out of his legs but I broke his entire body for one. I wanna see that if I knocked him into the air. Like hopefully Sonic Team is smart and programmed a cute little animation for these fellas. Oh, they fucking died. Sonic Team did it again, guys. They actually made a good game, guys. Oh, it's an easy grind? No way. Rockstar needs to patch this. Why would I ever buy a shark card? Oh my God. I'm beating the piss out of these guys, dude. All right, here we go. Whoa. What happened? Power boost. If Sonic boosts with the maximum number of readings, he can run at even higher speed while emitting blue lightning around him. Holy shit. I got Super Saiyan God? What? No fucking shot. That is fucking sick. Why would I never, why would I not just grind up to 400 every time? You can just call it Super Saiyan blue. All right, do I get to keep my rings in cyberspace? That would be broken. Please tell me I get to just boost through this. I don't, I don't get to keep the rings. I might not have rings but I'm still gonna S-plus this. Oh, what a pickup. Step on the gas, dude. The boost doesn't feel boosty enough right now. Maybe because I'm used to Super Saiyan blue. I don't like these side-scrolly ones, man. I like the last one a lot better. Oh, bullshit, dude. I fucked, I sucked on that one. Oh, that was, what? What do you mean? Oh, what? The standards on these are so different. I had to work so hard for that first test. But whatever, I got my S. I'm leaving cyberspace, see ya. Oh, we got the yellow chaos emerald. Wait, are we gonna get all of the emeralds on the first island? All right, wanna see how quick I can get to this red chaos emerald, Super Saiyan blue? Watch this. Oh my God, he's fast. My guy is fast. Oh shit, a fucking simple rock out of my, boom, done. Look at how fast I am. Red chaos emerald, come with me. Easy steal. All right, now I'm on my way to the yellow chaos emerald. The game, oh shit! This Titan just spawned in, dodge Sonic! Oh, nice, good save. I have never seen a robot like this. This is the big daddy of them all. Oh my God, that's the thing responsible for keeping Amy Trapp, she's on her own. Oh, and there she is, the evil girl. I don't even know her name yet. Oh, she turned the power back on, dude. All right, here comes the first boss fight. When's it gonna kick in and let me play the game? Is it really gonna make Sonic do this on his own? He's not good enough. He needs me. No, he already lost. Damn! Cartoonishly kicked away. Oh, and now it's game time. Oh, he's fighting me in Super Saiyan Blue? Yep, yep, yep. Hey, come here, you big bitch. I'm just beating the shit out of this guy. Ha ha, now one more for good measure. Oh, my sternum, he's gonna beat. Damn, he's got an MLB pitch stick. Ha ha ha, damn, damn! Oh, damn, he's got like a cartoonishly, oh, oh, shit. Bro woke up like it was a bad dream. No, he really did kick your ass. I'm gonna need the Chaos Emeralds and maybe a little bit of luck. Nah, we're good. I don't need luck. Just the Chaos Emeralds will do just fine. Am I still in Super Saiyan Blue or did he beat the shit out of me? Nope, he might have beat the shit out of me, but he did not even take a single ring. Where's Amy at? Or who is this? Damn, the eldest wisest sage. Oh, these are seeds, here you go. Defense raised one to 12, power raised one. Damn, I am as strong as can be. Bro is drinking milk. See, he got my sibling elder cocoa. All right, I'll do just that then. What is that flying in the air? If I can fight that thing, I want to. Whatever that thing flying in the air is, I wanna beat its ass because it looks like it's spitting out like a Sonic pat. Holy shit, Tyler Blevins. I'm going to Amy. See, this is why you require speed. Oh, there it is. What the fu- Ha ha ha, why did it look at me like that? Nah, come here, bitch. Don't even bother running. Don't bother running. It's game over now. Let's go. This is what I grinded for. This is what Super Saiyan Blue is for, chat. Infinity Boos. Come on, bitch. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. No, Super Saiyan Blue is gone. Don't run, Tyler, don't run. Oh my God, if I had Super Saiyan Blue, he wouldn't even stand a chance. There's Amy in the background. That's where I was trying to go anyway. This guy's just leading me over there. I'm getting close. Oh, the mix-ups were crazy. I felt the need to jump. That slowed me down. Shut up. Oh, there we go. Now I'm getting it. Now I'm getting it. Yeah, get his ass out of here. Fuck you, Squid. No, oh, we got it. Wall climbing. Ah! Shit! Ha ha ha, I like these little guys. Oh my God, another person with problems? Guide the Coco back to their mother while avoiding their bombs. Oh my God. Why are they- Dare the ones dropping the bombs? Motherfucker, dude. All right, come on. Stop dropping bombs. You fucking AOE- This is the ultimate sonic experience right here. There we go, easy. I only took two hits because of the AOE effect. That was, was that it? Whoa, I got a green chaos emerald for that? I mean, okay, well, I'll stop complaining then. Oh shit, wall- Walling steady! Ah, damn, that would sound awful. Oh my God, their souls are being released. Wow, this is beautiful. I exceed some in a monster. No! Did they just fucking die? Jesus Christ! Oh my God, they're dead. I'm gonna go get that chaos emerald. That's kind of what I'm feeling right now. I think it's time to get the next chaos emerald. Oh, nevermind. Oh, nevermind, I guess I'm going this way. Yep, all right. All right, yellow chaos emerald is ours. Not bad, not bad. Now we need to go collect Amy's memory tokens, I guess. We're making progress though. I think we have like four chaos emeralds right now. We're almost, we're almost off the first island. We just have to beat that robot thing. All right, and you know what? I'm done being a little bitch, dude. I'm going fast again. I don't care if it takes a little while to grind up. It's that cool, it's worth it to me. Hey, what just happened? Hey, hey, where are you going, Squid? No, no, no, no, you ain't leaving. Oh, he was right there for the taking, dude. I'm following this guy. I'm beating this guy's ass. Actually, hold on, I'm going to cyberspace. Western fishing spot. I can fish? Is there such a thing as cyberspace? What the fuck? Huh? Damn, I'm good. Got him. Yeah. All that work for a fucking nematode. Nobody said I'm not the best fish. Boom, done. This might be a rare one. A treasure chest with a golden ticket inside. What do I do with that? Boom, got it. Is that a fucking poison dart frog? It actually is. Careful, Sonic. Careful. Look at the fish. This is rare. Boom, perfect catch. I'll have you know I play Stardew Valley just fine. I lost D to a house. Did I just spin dash? What the fuck? All right, this is the other Coco. I've never talked to this guy. Oh, this is who I'm returning them to. Increase your speed. Oh, shit. Always increase speed. Never increase ring capacity. What does that matter? Oh, this is going to take forever in a day. Later. Okay. Boom, we're here. And just like that, we are getting our, what is this, fifth Chaos Emerald? We are looking good to take on this boss. Eight more vault keys and a Chaos Emerald. That's the trade I can get by. All right. How many Chaos Emeralds are we at? Five out of seven. This is nuts. And I can fast travel, I think. What's up, Amy? Why does this thing kind of sound like Tommy from Rugrats? So her boyfriend's somewhere in this field. All right, yeah. I'll use my infinite super speed to get rid of that brush. Spring is in the air. Remove weeds with Psyloop and reach 7,000 points before the timer comes out. Oh, this is not going to be hard at all, dude. Don't say I never did anything for anybody. Ow. Assholes. Well, that was ass. But at least I did it. Fuck. But a good enough job. Job well done. Whoa, I got a Chaos Emerald for that. So it looks like the last couple of Chaos Emeralds are going to come directly through doing this. Oh, but don't sleep on these moves. One more Chaos Emerald left. Oh, they're working together. How did he immediately become the boss of this place? Oh, she's his AI. Sage, we finally got her name. She'd be skipping through our loop for her. Great cyberspace is acting up again. Whoa, we're in the old times. Whoa, oh my God, like Chaos? Why does she look like Chaos? Oh, these are their spirits. These things all died a long time. Oh my God. No shot. The Chaos ancestors are in this game, dude. What? This is what Chaos was supposed to look like? Oh my God. The lore goes crazy in this game. I'm not even going to lie. I can't even tell a lie. The lore kind of goes nuts. Did she die? I'm going to cry if this little, no. But they died with little smiles on their faces. I'm going to keep moving. Damn, Sonic didn't even care. I haven't done a cyberspace level in a little bit, and there seems to be a cyberspace level right here. All right, take me into cyberspace. I need hearts. Oh, shit, green hill zone again. All right, speed run. We want another S-Rank on cyberspace. Keep the speed, keep the speed. I've been going really slow this time. No way. That was so slow. Oh, bad RNG on that one, man. That was clutched. I didn't get the run on the wall. Fucking holy shit, this was awful. There's no way this is even a C-Rank run. Where is the ending to this Godforsaken place? Come on, come on. Oh, that was so slow. Jesus Christ, 115. I mean, I could probably do it. That was just so slow. I'll just leave cyberspace though. There's no reason for me to get an S. All right, run it back. Run it back, run it back, run it back, run it back. Fuck. Ha ha ha ha! What did I just do? Did I just back out? I'm pretty sure I did. Fuck, I'm not going in there, dude. I'm not going in there. I need memory tokens, not keys. Wow. All right, well, that's all we needed to grind. A million hearts in one. What is she? Ha ha ha! Damn, she's going through it right now. Hey, still grieving the loss of your friend. Oh, we freed the shackles. We did it. We freed a whole part of the region. Oh, here comes the puzzles, dude. Holy shit. Well, it's a good thing they made this for actual babies. Wait, no, wait, it's not for babies. Yes, it is. It all needs to connect? Oh, shit. I knew this puzzle was going to get me. I knew this was going to be the one. Wait, wait. Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Yes! Holy shit, that was fucking awful. Jesus Christ. That was God awful, dude. Holy shit. And now we finally get the last Chaos Emerald, probably. Come on, please, please. Show me the last Chaos Emerald. Say nothing and show me the Chaos Emerald. Ooh, I know exactly where that is. Can I just run up the waterfall? I can. Oh, I thought I had to take a whole pathway. Not so bad. Here we go. Ha, ha, ha, damn. Yo, Sonic kind of confident with it. Oh, shit. Does the Sonic look kind of squashed and stretched to anybody else there? Oh, it's screaming. Where is the Titan? There it is, right there. Hey, I didn't hear no bell. I want my rematch, bitch. Gigant, though. Ha, ha, ha. Rematch time, chat, let's go. Oh, I'm so fast. Hand over the Chaos Emerald. Oh, this is kind of peed. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I didn't hear no bell. Oh, it lost my rings. The Chaos Emerald's on its head. Here we go. This is the last one I needed, and he didn't even put up damage of a fight. Oh, shit. Why is this actually, ha, ha, ha, ha, damn. What the fuck? Fucking Rock of the Saga Mask Roa. Can I, I can even do the other techniques I learned at base. Damn, damn, he rocked my shit. Phantom Rush. Oh, knock his ass out. Dodge that's on it. Oh, he tried to hit me. He can't even see me. But, but, but, but, but, but, but. Oh, you don't want this shit. Oh, you don't want the fucking sauce. Woo, oh. Woo, one more time. Oh, get him again. Dodge that shit. Oh, damn. Perium. Are y'all perium? Yeah, why not? Peri that shit. Oh fuck, he slapped the shit out of me again. I'm a perium. I'm a perium, I'm a perium. Try me, try me, bitch. Look at it. Watch Supersonic. This is why you don't mess with Supersonic. Ugh, ugh. Oh, shit, cocky butchered a Jitsu. Try me again, bitch. Ugh, hands off the fucking merchandise, kid. Oh, let me get it. Let me beat his ass, too. Oh, he's screaming and crying about it, too. He's screaming and crying. Damn. Oh my God. No, holy shit. Sell Max? Boy really thinks he's Gandora Kross. I'll parry you again. Can I parry a light? Jesus Christ. Shit out of here, bitch. Shit out of here. Damn, he tossed it away like fucking Kid Boo. I'll parry that. Oh, he didn't even try it. Oh, right in the sternum. Oh, I got him looking goofy, too. You're trying this again embarrassing. Genuinely embarrassing that he thought this even had a chance. Get that shit. I'll parry that shit, don't even try it. He tried to catch me in a little bubble? Does he not see how fast I am? He better throw something at me. He better try something. This shit goes crazy. That's it. Boom, he's done. Oh, get him out of here. Oh, we're going for the finishing blow. This is it. Damn, oh my God. Oh my God, he got done it like David K. Vickalo. Jesus Christ. The first seal is broken. Thy next full race on the sanskarn island. Right, you said tight tens earlier, plural. Oh, shit. That was just the beginning. Hey, but I got supersonic. The rest of this game better be easy as hell. So now what? I just fly to the next island, and that's it? Game over? Because they got me in supersonic now. They made a mistake. Oh, that was island one out of five? 52% map? That's not bad. Mario Galaxy, let's go on our way to the next island. Oh, shit. Watch out, Sonic. Sonic, watch out. Mayday, Sonic's been shot down over the desert. No, oh my God. Jesus Christ. Oh, come off it. Oh, bullshit, dude. No, that's cool. I didn't want this to be easy anyway.