 Schirm here. Well, Critique Lab. Today we are going to be taking a look at Western's draft called The War of the Squirrels. So I'm going to give you guys a moment to go down to the video description, hit the link of the day, and out of the numerous tabs that Western has, War of the Squirrels is the one we're looking for, or The War of the Squirrels. Beyond that, a little explanation. This is episode two of the Site 42 Critique Lab. We are here to hang out, check out our SCP drafts. We can help them get a little bit of a critique their way to becoming full-fledged SCPs. The format we're gonna run with is number one. I'm gonna read through the entire thing because you don't understand how many mistakes you make just by reading every word out loud. We do successfully have Colt or Western, who is the author, so we'll be in chat in the live stream chat that I have, and we can also chat in the Site 42 Discord server pulled up. If you're in the Site 42 Discord server, use the Critique Lab show channel. Otherwise, hang out in the YouTube chat. If I am pixelating, that's just because the internet is going sad for the moment, and hopefully it will clean up along the way. That's very unfortunate about the video quality. This is the perils of low-budget recording. Let me check my settings real quick. Live settings. We have chat. Yeah, 2006 YouTube. Go in old school to do. Alright, so I'm gonna try something, and I'm gonna see if this does a little better. I'm gonna turn the camera around, and I am gonna try and do proper front screen, and I'm gonna see if that ups the quality some. So let me do the little flippy-floppy, flippy-floppy, and that's where I was sitting. So if that's my camera set up, and I sit down here, okay. So, am I in frame? That is the question. I need you on the chat, because I can't actually tell if I'm in line anymore. I can see now, looks like I'm in line, so we can start this show. Fantastic. Excellent. So, hi guys. I got the camera all set. We're looking good. Quality is better. Cup of coffee in hand. So as I was saying about the format, we're gonna read through every word of the skip. Then we're gonna talk about high concept, spiritual writing, emotional writing, the ideas and stuff like that. And then for our third face, we're just gonna dive through the entire thing and get all those nasty typos and spelling and grammar things. I've got the live stream chat here. I've got you guys here. So, let's get down to Western's The War of the Squirrels. Starting with a big banner. Notice from the records and information security administration. This file describes an anomaly set on a future date. Information was gained from anomalous phenomena. The decision to document a future anomaly was approved unanimously by HMCL administration. Personnel are authorized to be cautious when activating operation casem, as the true properties of SCP 3761 are uncertain. Secure, contain, protect. Jane Irwin, Riza. Item number, SCP 3761. Object class, Ketter. Special containment procedures. As of September 5th, 1986, Operation Casem has been enacted by order of 05 Blank. Operation Casem consists of the following procedures. 24 hours before SCP 3761 occurs, Butler County, Kansas, USA shall be deemed a no-fly zone, and all civilian access is to be denied. Civilians already present within the county are to be transported to Sedgwick County under the cover story of the natural disaster. Oh, and by the way, before I continue, we have a picture of Site 119, the main area for the creation of Scuridae specimens, and it's this little factory picture. So, we got that going for us. Continuing on the special containment procedures, 125 million lab grown Scuridae, I'm going to say Scuridae from now on, specimens are to be specifically created to be immune to SCP 3761's anomaly within the next 50 years. These specimens are being created at over 200 sites slash areas, each using anomalous biotechnology to produce the specimens. Upon the appearance of SCP 3761, all of the specimens are to be released into the public for the purpose of spreading across the earth, which should replace most of the squirrels that would participate in SCP 3761. Each specimen is to be placed within a Scuridae containment and habitation facility. Each SCAF is capable of holding 2 million squirrels indefinitely and 30 million temporarily. Each squirrel has a formula class 877 mass reproduction aerosol recipe applied to them, which causes constant fertilization of females and would allow each specimen to gestate 6 to 10 offspring at once. Large amounts of squirrels are to be relocated to another SCAF unit if the current one is full. SCP 3761-1 and associated persons of interest are to be monitored constantly for further anomalous activity during and after SCP 3761-1. SCP 3761-1 is to be deterred from Kansas by any means necessary. Be deterred from Kansas. All squirrel based anomalies are currently under foundation control are to be heavily monitored and are to go under revised containment procedures during SCP 3761. Personnel assigned to squirrel based anomalies are to view document 226U, operation case them for more information. SCP 119 has been created in Butler County, Kansas as an area for foundation personnel to observe SCP 3761 when it occurs and for the creation of squirrel specimens. A site dossier has been sent to personnel with two 3761 clearance by request of the site director of site 119. Check in the chat. Go under. What would you look at that? See sometimes you just find little things while you're chatting. Squirrels don't touch this squirrel. Oh boy. Large amounts of squirrels are to be relocated to another staff unit. Person of interest. All squirrel based anomalies are currently under foundation control are to be heavily monitored. We did that one. Okay, so here we go. Going back down, going back down with two 3761 clearance by request of the site director of site 119. After incident 2A7 site 119 and site 551 administration have unanimously voted for the secondary use of site 551 as a research facility for anomalous entities slash phenomena that are suspected to be connected to SCP 3761. Personnel with three 3761 clearance are required to view the site 551 dossier for more information. Description. SCP 3761 is the designation for, okay, July 23rd, 2063, which is currently theorized to be the date of an extremely large anomalous event affecting all species of scuridae or squirrel. SCP 3761's existence has been identified by prediction based anomalies as well as multiple texts of varying origins that show similar outcomes of the on the aforementioned date. It is currently theorized that during SCP 3761 every squirrel will dig a hole approximately 0.5 meters underneath their current location in which a space time anomaly will manifest transporting each squirrel to 0.5 meters directly underneath Butler County, Kansas, USA. The squirrels will dig out of their holes and will attack one another in an unknown matter. Manor, I hope. It is currently theorized that SCP 3761 will end on July 24th, 2063, whereby each squirrel will utilize the stated space time anomaly to return to their original locations and will refill the holes with dirt once they have successfully transported back. SCP 3761-1 designates a religious group that practices the belief of squirrel and human equality. Members of the group include individuals of varying ethnic backgrounds and age groups. Most of SCP 3761-1's members live within an area in, boop, India, India, that they have dubbed the secluded oak. Further information regarding this location is unavailable to the Foundation. SCP 3761-1 have been observed performing rituals to appease their deity, which is referred to as tree critter. The nature of said rituals vary greatly and have been observed to have included simple chanting, ritualistic dances, squirrel worshipping, and the creation of articles of clothing created from live squirrels. A mantra used during these rituals and is regarded as a very important part of it, we were once with the leaves the sun shielded by his hand. A curse afflicted us, causing us to run on lesser limbs with the land. Our ancestors remained unaffected and feel eternal pity in the canopy. Tree critter shows pity ditto, his light guiding us to species equality, where we can be in the trees once more. According to confiscated text, hand of the trees, tree critter has the body structure of a human and the facial structure of a squirrel. Tree critter is said to wear only a red and white striped robe with a hood that covers their eyes and is noted to always carry a large unidentified scroll. SCP 3761-1 regards this scroll as the first copy of Hand of the Trees. We also have a photo, a reproduction of Hand of the Trees. SCP 3761-1 has stated on multiple occasions that it will attempt to assist in SCP 3761, however it is currently unknown how SCP 3761-1 will assist in SCP 3761. Undenimating, a bridge list of anomalies used to verify SCP 3761's existence. Anomaly and method of prediction will be our back and forth. SCP 1032. SCP 1032 displays a hand that reads The War of the Squirrels, which will reach its midnight event on July 24, 2063, meaning that SCP 3761 will only last 24 hours. SCP 187. SCP 187 states that they feel extremely uncomfortable and upset whenever they are within Butler County, Kansas. She states that the entire area is filled with carcasses of squirrels within holes that are around the size of an average squirrel. SCP 411. SCP 411 has on multiple occasions so that it remembers the battle of the tree rats. Occurring on July 23, 2063 and in the bread basket of America. SCP 411 has stated that it does not wish to grant any more information than this. SCP 2327. After SCP 2327 specimens leave instances of SCP 2327, a message is almost always found within the subject's stomach lining, most likely written with their claws before attempting to escape. An autopsy of an SCP 2327-1 instance reveals that it reads Remember War with two Rs. Sick for Spelling. SCP 2050 regards SCP 3761 as an extremely important event to them and states that it would rival the Crusades of the Woodchucks. It is unknown what this refers to. Additionally, SCP 2050 thinks that Kansas, USA, is actually the Middle East-Dijour country of Palestine after extensive research. SCP 2003. Determinant set XL continues normally in a manner similar to XN until July 23, 2063, where all species of security go completely extinct from an unknown virus that spreads only through squirrel species. The virus is regarded as the Take Care Virus by local scientific groups for unknown reasons. SCP 2707. Data Expansed. If SCP 2707 is to live beyond its suspected natural lifespan, SCP 2707 is to be decommissioned on July 22, 2063. Failure to do so will result in a CK Class Domain Shift Scenario. Addendum B, level three clearance required to access the following files. So, okay, so this is still part of it. Okay, because there is a thing you mentioned that there was a point in which it's no longer part of it. So, okay, miscellaneous documents. Now I see. Okay, so these three documents are still part of it. So, Addendum B, level three clearance required to access the following files. Documentation A, security memetic, Ishnuala, tree critter, Nubrahe. After action report 3761-1, begin log. Hey, it's Finn from Mobile Task Force Tau 63, codename, Berman Supreme. After operation 3761-1 tanga. Here's a quick summary of the mission. Mobile Task Force Tau 63 is to locate an SCP 3761 outpost and are to capture a single member for interrogation at Site 551. Personnel equipped with Formula Class 451 aerosol hardening substance to subdue the members if necessary. Personnel are advised to always use non-lethal methods when handling the SCP 3761-1 members. It was a long cabin in the mountains of India. It looked cozy. It didn't have anything to show for it, just a cabin in the middle of nowhere. We arrived and immediately heard talking coming from it. It was just a regular meeting. It sounded like a seminar or something. I don't know. We knocked on the door with our stabilizers ready, preparing for some shit. They looked through the window and began to open the door pretty slowly. They said, hey, what are you doing here? Or something. I don't really remember. We didn't really take that shit. We came to do what the mission said. We started spraying the room with aerosol. We did manage to strap one of them into a straight jacket, but I had this gash on my head when they managed to hit off. Worse headache I've gotten in a while. But before we get them in the truck, one of them yelled at us and told us to listen. They said, hey, if you want we can explain what this is all about. It didn't beat interrogating a person so we accepted. But Henry told the guys to keep their fingers on the triggers just in case. We sat down at this huge table and they asked if we wanted anything to eat. We passed and they sat down to tell us a story. They said that they knew, they said that they knew that we knew what SCP-3761 was and that they wanted more info. They told us more about their religion and they stated that SCP-3761 would end when one half of the squirrels died and they would return to their original places. We asked what their religion was about. They told us that they could tell us a story on how it came to be. They told us of this event that gave the war purpose. This is what they said. The war was planned out of a person named the caretaker who was a normal human, went to a town of squirrels in the trees and began to buy food from the bakery which surprisingly enough was a huge carved out oak tree. He ate the bread that he bought and then he began to throw the wrapper on the ground. All of a sudden without paying attention the caretaker heard a loud crunch and a large screech. He looks down and sees that he accidentally stepped on a squirrel killing it instantly. They say that every citizen in the forest saw as one of their brethren's life was taken away instantly. A large light flashes through the forest and a large bright humanoid that looked like tree critter faced the caretaker. He pointed a finger toward him and said I'm sorry caretaker but you have committed a crime against the forest and I shall ask you to leave or die under squirrel law. The caretaker refused saying he had to get food for his family. The humanoid looked down and whispered I'm sorry I did not wish to do this. He began to fling large amounts of light at the caretaker. Each one destroying the land around him but barely touched the caretaker. The squirrels described it as a monster that ran through their lands without remorse or thought. One that does not care for the lives around him or something or something. They both got tired and the humanoid disappeared by morphing a large flower around him getting engulfed as soon as he was gone. Reports state that he said I need to leave. I shall tend to you in a later bit my child if you truly care for us and squirrel kind you will leave too before he disappeared in the flower. Two groups of squirrels formed after the event. One that rebelled against the caretaker and for what he has done and one that forgave the caretaker for his actions and did not wish his prosecution. Soon the ones that disliked the caretaker made a plan to dig to Kansas and to destroy his homeland. The ones that forgave the caretaker heard of this plan and secretly planned a counterattack on the same exact day. Whoever won the war would decide whether they would show the caretaker mercy or death. Well the caretaker died way before it could happen but they didn't know that. Ever since then each squirrel would carve what would happen inside their trees so that newer generations would carry the legend of the war because the lifespan of the average squirrel isn't that long. But the messages the squirrels would write were literally crude pictures of the glowing humanoid and the caretaker attacking each other. With half of these images depicting caretaker covered with flower petals and the other half depicting them covered in squirrel droppings. Covered squirrel droppings I'm sure that was covered in. They asked again if we wanted anything we denied and left while giving them back their member. We played our GPS inside the clothing and some of them tracked them but yeah no casualties and the mission was kind of a success. I'm going to go file the humongous amount of paperwork for the mission now because we didn't get a member to interrogate. End log. Documentation B. Security Momenic. Remember the Sunwell Acorns of Light. On beep beep beep the date. Mobile Task Force House 63 encountered engravings inside of two separate dead trees in Boop Kenya which were written in Swahili and is theorized to be related SCP 376-1. They have been transcribed here after translation to English. Dear Grand Leader Lor Thormar. It happened again. More friendly squirrels get taken by evil squirrels for testing. Bad testing. I don't know much but tests kill squirrels from what herd. More humans from the squirrel superiority group also came along and told us of situation. They worry. They also tell me I do not know. There are two groups of squirrel humans Proto and Neo. Proto's love caretaker and Neo's hate caretaker. They told us they or sorry told us they were Proto and I let them in. They told us that they love caretaker just as much as us. Probably more in fact. They however told me very confusing sentence. Caretaker is already dead. No he not. Caretaker is alive. Alive as ever which is good thing. Also told us of Kansas. I corrected them and said breadlands since that's actual name. Kansas sound like silly name. What was I saying? Oh yes. They are taking more and more of our kind every day if making other squirrels morale low. Very low can confirm. This is proposal for development of weaponry like once humans make. Weaponry that doesn't kill but stops would help in war greatly. Neo squirrels use cruel weapons nothing but shadows and misery are left when attack cruel or sorry when they attack cruel bombs cruel blades cruel seeds while many want to kill them they are still our brothers and we should never harm brothers no matter how twisted. Thus why make stopping weaponry not kill. Cut off topic again. Point is we need to break in their tree and get back our stolen squirrel brothers. Long live the caretaker. Ankala Koresh Dalim. General Ramath Balash. War in blank years must prepare. Learned a lot from humans. Human weapons strong. Imitation done. Following our prototypes for weapons made for squirrel kind. Death to the caretaker. Nut pelter. Small metal thing with long tube on one end. Tube shoots out nuts. Includes acorns walnuts pistachios and cashews. Capable of venting entering squirrel skin and killing. Each soldier gets one. Life grower. Knots weapon. Trained technique by squad number Apple. Squirrels shoot special magic seeds out of mouth. Pieces skin. Tiny trees grow inside of bodies. Roots enter ground and entangle nearby squirrels. Very useful. Bite and choke gas. Small object shaped like tasty acorns. Filled with deadly gas. Cracking nut cases gas. Cracking nut causes gas to cover area. Gas causes breathing tubes. Correction. Asophagus. Correction. Breathing area to grow lumpy. Lumps actually other gas filled acorns. Area becomes deep red and yellow mist after 10 minutes. Human smarties. Tablet candies eaten by humans for fun. Eating candies causes squirrel to gain human smarts. Human smarts causes squirrels. Human emotion which causes less will to fight. Easily capable of hiding in food like nuts. Ear ringers. Round shaped black ball. Not squirrel made. Human made. When button is pushed loud beeps herd. Big boom at black ball. Capable of killing 5,000 squirrels per black ball. Ringing in ears afterwards. Fly fly. Squad number grass composed of flying squirrels. Not really flying. More like gliding. Can't throw nuts and other weapons at squirrels from sky. Super useful. Squad number grass. Allegable. Recruit maybe. Tree critter bomb. If failing. Detonate. Leave nothing but shattered ground for the caretaker. Update. More prototypes for weapons developing. Machine almost ready. Nut pelters successfully kill enemy squirrel. Very good test. Other hostages not freed. Need more. Until next time. Unkala Koresh, English. Documentation C. Security memetic. Baladash. Malanor tree critter. Incident 2A7. On redacted redacted 2009, an entity that resembled tree critter manifested within Boop Madagascar, which was blank kilometers from site 551. A small group of approximately 2,000 squirrels used a space-time anomaly to travel to the entity's location. Foundation forces present at site 551 were deployed to administer amnestics to witness. This is of the event. The entity began to speak to the squirrels once. The entire population was near its vicinity. Children. I am disappointed. When I was a boy and I heard about what war was, I would ask my grandma about it, and do you know what they said? They said that it achieved nothing but useless despair. Yes, I was impatient in my decision to punish the caretaker. Yes, I was a child at that point, and had only just been granted power eternal, but he has since passed away, and my children are still planning this insidious war. He has long since been forgiven for his mistake. He was a kind, happy soul who did not mean harm. This is the last time I will come down to earth and talk to you. I wish for you to not carry out this war within the breadlands. I do not wish for you to exit this world like this. You are still family. You are still brothers and sisters. The entity produces a series of apartments and hands them to approximately 50% of the squirrels present. Here, take the notes to your brothers and sisters. Do not disappoint me, please. The entity begins to rise from the ground to the air, watching the squirrel population run into several directions. The squirrels with the notes are seen to go to the top of several trees around the immediate area and look up at the entity. The squirrel population begins to open these notes and look at them. However, after approximately 30 seconds afterwards, the squirrels begin to start attacking each other through physical mutilation. The fight ends when half the squirrels have been killed, and the rest of the population return to their original locations with the spacetime anomaly after putting the dead squirrels in holes what they have dug. While this is happening, the entity covers their face with one of their hands and begins to rub their temples as they de-manifest. Why did he have to make the fucking god of squirrels of all things is heard from the entity? Note from junior researcher Kim Genicode. Genicode. After the incident, the average behavior of all squirrels on earth appeared to become more aggressive, more unprovoked attacks from squirrels on humans have been observed than ever before. Humans with descending opinions regarding the squirrels have been observed being attacked the most. However, this information was recovered from victims of these attacks. It was unknown if this is what they felt before the attacks or if their opinion was changed. Okay, we made it through alive. That's a lot of skip. So, wow. All right, so first things first, I'm gonna have a sip of coffee. Coffee. And I'm gonna check the chat. Okay, so last one is supposed to be two, three, seven. Good. I'm glad you caught that. Yellow caught a stream. Hello. Jack's here. Toad King, I don't think he hasn't said anything yet. Hello bird friend. We're all here. Huzzah. So, you are my research team for the critique lab today. We are gonna fire down and hit this skip. So, I'm gonna start with the idea. First of all, squirrel war. I love it. And honestly, everything before the documentation, like everything up to addendum A, including addendum A, I absolutely love and honestly think that it could stand on its own. Like, especially because you did really good at cross-linking SCPs that are outside of series one, which everyone's a big fan of. Squirrel war is pretty funny. You got documentation to replenish the world's squirrels after the fact. You got a lot of material there. So, that's a pretty good start. Let's see. Squirrel war, squirrel cult. Okay. So, I don't understand the squirrel cults use in this. Like, there's a squirrel war and that's like half the squirrels hate each other, half the other squirrels hate each other. But so, where is this, why is there a cult of squirrel and human equality? Author says they are a catalyst for telling us why the squirrel war exists on a basic level. So, you're saying that you need the humans for the foundation to know what's going on? I mean, personally, I'm not sure you need them for that. At one point, you say that like on the interiors of trees, you find a, what's the phrase I'm looking for? You find out that there are carvings on the interiors of trees. So, if there are carvings on the interiors of trees, then first of all, all squirrels are like intelligent then, have some sort of intelligence to have like squirrel carvings. But if they have the intelligence to make squirrel carvings, maybe we can translate those and like have someone like pictogram translate the squirrels carvings to get all this and then part of the SCP is keeping the public from knowing about squirrel carvings because that's weird. That's something they contain. And then they would also not need an entirely like separate character or an entirely like separate group. I don't know. That's like my first instinct is that we don't need an entirely separate group of like human worshipers. Whereas like two competing wars, war groups of squirrels, all squirrel kind is in a religious war. Seems like it could stand on its own. And we can find out about that without involving a group of people. Because really, they are just an exposition dump. So, unless and also, okay. So, beyond that, Morgan asks if the war is like it is with red squirrels and gray squirrels being different in real life. That's an interesting concept. I'm not opposed to that. That's kind of interesting. Let's see. What else was I going to say about war? Okay. So, why are, why is the tree critter humanoid? Because like, yes, the squirrel worshiping humans are worshiping tree critter. But I feel like if he's a squirrel god, he's probably a squirrel. And like this is one of those situations where like in South Park, there was an episode where a bunch of people died and they're all in hell. And they're like, but I'm a Jewish person, but I'm a practicing Catholic, but I'm Christian. And they're like, oh, I'm so sorry. The correct religion was Mormon. And they're like, ah, man. Because like Mormonism was the only true religion. So what if in your story, at least, the only true religion is squirre? And the tree critter is a squirrel god. And he is the squirrel god. And you know, in urban fantasy, like the foundation, there's gods everywhere. And there's all sorts of gods, but your god is like the one true god, the squirrel god. So, I mean, that's just off the top of my head. This is just, I mean, don't, I'm just a guy. I don't, this is, these are ideas. Are we going for like, when you see all gods, Zeus, Hades have their own people to look after. So like, why the fuck was I put in charge of squirrels? Okay, interesting, Morgan, idea that maybe he's human because he is a god, but he was put in charge of the squirrels. Okay, I can see that. That's an interesting concept. Why do the squirrels need a god? That's pretty funny. Okay. Okay, he's humanoid based when talking to the humans, but he's capable of being anything he wants because he's a squirrel who is a god. Sure. Okay. So, let's see, starting from the top, going through the ideas, Riza, containing a future anomaly. That's interesting. I like things that haven't happened yet. We have a date enacted by O5 Redacted Fine, making more squirrels to replenish the squirrels, Butler County, Kansas, this event affecting all species of squirrel, religious group, leaving squirrel and human equality. Doesn't matter what ethnicity or age they are because they believe in squirrels. There, most of them live in India. Fun fact, Butler County, Kansas is the place where squirrels got their English name. That is a fun fact. I like when skips have little fun facts in them. That's good research. Tree Critter. As a name, I don't think Tree Critter is reverent enough. I feel like probably a religious order, if we're going to have one, would give their god a more serious name, unless you really want to go for the fact that he's an all-powerful god named Tree Critter. But I feel like then we need to build him up a little more. That way, Tree Critter is a funny punchline, like, ultimate being Tree Critter. Otherwise, a more serious Tree Critter name. It's based on an Indian book where one of the characters in the book is a squirrel whose name literally translates to Tree Critter, but I can change it if you want. Well, remember, it's not what I want. It's your story. I'm giving you my once-overs. He was giving you once-overs. These are all suggestions, and you're always free to go through critique, especially in the opinion portion, where it's just like, I'm spitballing, and they're spitballing. Again, Tree Critter is research, so that's pretty cool. Maybe you use the serious name, the real name that translates from Tree Critter or translates to Tree Critter, and then have a footnote that says, translates to Tree Critter. Maybe that could like be a thing. So it's got like a serious name, but also it's Tree Critter. Come on. That could be something. I don't know. Opinions, opinions, opinions. I want your chance that the humans have to have a better rhythm, like a poetry or a chant to it. We were once with the leaves, the sun shielded by his hand. A curse affected us, causing us to run on lesser limbs with the land. Our ancestors remained unaffected and feel eternal pity in the canopy. The Tree Critter shows pity ditto, his light guiding us to species of quality, where we can be in the trees once more. If you're going to have a mantra, don't do it on a whim. Make it work. I want that to feel spoken word. I want that to feel like something they chant in rhythm, like go get your rhythm ideals, like Catholic Mass or something, or whatever religious like chance you want to go with, because you do want that to have like rhythm and maybe not rhyme, possibly rhyme, but it should have the feel. I believe. I'm a little more pushy on that one. I think that should have the feel, according to the confiscated text, hand of trees, body structure of a human, facial structure of a squirrel. I don't know if doing a whim is my middle name. I'm a serious note. I've at least wanted to rhyme. Okay, cool. Let's see. What was I going to say? Oh, does it mention anywhere that he can take multiple forms? Because right now I assumed that he was just a humanoid with a squirrel face, which I wanted to yell about him being a furry, and I thought that would be silly. But maybe that's not the case. But um, um, um, yeah, so does it mention or should it mention that even though he primarily takes the form of a humanoid with a squirrel face while addressing its followers, it can take many forms, something like that. But his most prominent form. Where does it say that confiscated text tree critter has the body structure of a human and the facial structure of a squirrel tree critter said to wear only a red and white stripe in a road with a hood that covers their eyes. Okay. It doesn't say that. I said that it would say that. Cool. We're adding that. I like that. Anti paradox. Couldn't the chant just be translated from Indian or Hindi? Uh, if so, I would like it to be, I mean, this is how picky I am doing it on a whim and having ideas on whims is great. That's how ideas work. But then I implement them seriously. If you want, I would get someone to write something in Hindi and then translate it to English. That way the rhyme structure in English would be wrong or rhythm structure would be wrong. But that's because it's proper in Hindi. And I mean, we're on the internet. We can always go on Reddit and be like, Hey, do I know anybody? Can I find anybody who would make this for me on a lark? Like eight, four rhyming couplets in Hindi that I can then translate to English so it would like roll. Morgan asked if they were found in Kenyon, Rootman and Swahili. That was a different text. So there's multiple texts. And then we got handsome hedgehog. Hey, welcome to the stream. And this is off topic. But I suggest trying to make your own SCP. I did. SCP 3086 currently at plus 39 is my homebrewed SCP, George the chinchilla. So if you feel like checking that SCP out, I'm always pumping him because he's my boy. Beyond that, back to our task at hand. Morgan asked so they don't have one specific origin. Right. The squirrel religion is worldwide. And I guess the squirrels in various places speak various languages of their areas. But also human worshipers come from across the world. So there are English worshipers and they're Indian worshipers and there's Kenyon worshipers. So they're pretty much everywhere. Now, when I get to the cross testing, I was very pleased. I was very, very pleased. Because what's the phrase moving for? We got all of the different SCPs. Part of me wants to go through every single one of these SCPs and be like, is this the right SCP for this cross link?