 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back, I'm Philip Magnus and once again I'm partaking in the pleasure in the vile, unholy thing that is the darkest dungeon. Yes, that's my pet name for the game, vile, unholy thing, yes, we have a thing in the game going on. I am this time going on an adventure with my patron team of characters level 3 and 2, actually Stanley is level 2 right now, but we are going to remedy that soon enough I hope. We have a varied selection of characters, Stanley our occultist, Plummon our veteran jester, Itu our highwayman and Grave who is a leper, lepers are very sick people who have a lot of issues but let's embark because if we don't, who will, I do dare say what is better than a nice walk in the world, nothing, absolutely nothing, I was actually quite looking forward. Oh look, we have two choices to pass to take, sorry speaking, quite difficult, let's see this first treasure, huge hole in trunk, show this hole make its trappings known, huh, someone starts to torch there, how lovely, how nice and of course a few deets, one can always use deets, no battle here but the next room shall be rich in battles, whoa that is quite a big map isn't it, never mind I am sure I will be able to swiftly take care of the evil inside it, don't you just love hunting for evil, I mean it's what I do all day long not only when I play but in real life as well, oh we've got cultists, we've got unpleasant ectoplasm creatures and other things as well, can we end them both, just one, that's fine that's fine, let's pull this unpleasant, oh resistant that's unpleasant, what can we do, well we can shoot all of them, this one if I recall correctly I need to kill, if I don't it will resurrect itself, better say than sorry right, I made none of them bleed for reasons that are not entirely known to me but hey I'm sure we will deal with the two cultist enchantresses swiftly and without much problems, maybe I should have healed a bit of stress, yeah I think I really should have but that's my mistake and I'm going to live with it or possibly die with it at some point or another, hmm because you have to switch our sponsor don't you, I hate it when that happens and now she's going to get me all stressed up, see 19 points that was absolutely unnecessary if only I had done things properly, hmm let's heal that stressed out leper, talking about stressed out I just remember there is one class that I really want to play with more of but that I really haven't and I need to remedy that, okay so if I need to explore all these rooms I should probably just go back to this one, just for the sake, oh sometimes a tree is just a tree you hear that lads, thanks Captain Obvious and as expected there's nothing here, a walk, well more of a waste of light and waste of time than a real walk, nothing constructive was done but hey I think I will survive it, I so far have some nice gems, rubies of citrine, a bit of ruby, hmm 1000 gold pieces for that sweet sweet red ruby and red rubies of course a bit of an unnecessary addition because all rubies if I am correct are red, am I speaking about rubies and their color well sometimes ruby by any other name is just ruby whatever that means, excellent shots it's a absolutely fantastic let's put the occultist back where he belongs oh my that hurt and that actually got all my teammates stressed out, time to take care of the stress of the occultist, hey that was nice, oh pleased, whoa five turns that is once carry bites, seriously you miss like that and you too Grave, huh you you just can't help any capable, you just can't find any capable help nowadays can you, I really just love Grave's weapons, please don't get some more bleed effect in, ouch, right, thank you, thank you, when the highway man can't kill the dog just let the rather, oh did I miss, yeah I didn't miss that, oh you didn't you are all so useless, no offense, no offense absolutely nothing, consider me surprised, now I think I will first go that way, why am I not surprised, malformed with misintent that sounds positively unpleasant, hey fantastic, well it's really didn't do all that much he just followed the light it might as well have been a horrible, deadly, ghastly thing you know, but sure let's let's pretend it's an incredibly well done task, why don't we, it's not like we need to make our characters feel better about themselves, let's shoot all of them, all of them at once, excellent, that's what I'm planning and doing, old boy, this one should make you bleed nicely, bleeding effects are always always good, let's make this big guy very vulnerable, excellent, he ain't dodging my shots or swings anytime soon, I take that back, can I take that back, I can't can I damn it, let's let's heal the jester, hey a crit of 9, of 10, right never did learn numbers properly, how's the stress, yep definitely need some music to make the leper feel better, ouch that is actually getting worse and worse, I didn't hey actually I did, good job me, ooh my phone is vibrating, whoever is missing me right now, doesn't matter, oh god that stress, it's getting to me, it's getting to me, oh matter, I'll take care of my valiant heroes as well as I possibly can, yes yes you do, but unfortunately I only have one left and I'm not about to use it on you, you have the most health points out of everyone here, that was a good strike mate, a very good strike, that was not the greatest thing, whoops I rushed into that one, oh no, well this is looking bad, this on the other hand was quite good, thank you, oh grave really, can you at least try, thank you well that sounded positively scary, I think some light is in order, oh a corpse a corpse, yes, oh well, well that was a useless waste of valuable resources, it does happen, it does happen and let me tell you it's going to be fine, it's going to be perfectly fine, no battle in the near future, that's good, please give me some food, well I may as well use my remaining torches now, it's a very unpleasant map for exploration isn't it, because I have so much to backtrack, and I don't have any more shovels, so if I meet one of those annoying giant plants I am positively screwed, well that is unpleasant, I explored and found absolutely nothing, as you might imagine, not great by any, any length, never mind though how have you guys been, have you had a good time, a good September, I know this is what the 29th, or at least I'm playing the game on the 29th, maybe this will come out on the 30th, or maybe it will come out in 10 years or in 50, who knows, I can never tell, anyway I had a fairly good September, took a few exams, finally managed to find my amazing power of will, yes will power does the one, and went back to doing this thing that I love, and what is this thing, it's making crappy videos on YouTube, thank you for noticing, it means a lot to me, oh a treasure chest lovely, it has a lock on it, well we shall use a skeleton key then, ah excellent, well we shall have to leave a hundred gold behind I'm afraid, I do not have any empty item slots, I wonder what else will have to be behind, oh well that's bad if I've ever seen anything bad, that's the one, uh oh, now things are about to get very very bad, aren't they, unnerved, unbalanced, opposed to a killing blow, I really should have used the firewood right let's get this party in the proper order, which of course means that they get practically two turns of just doing the nastiest things imaginable to me, I think I will have to heal my dear occultist first, he obviously needs it, and at last we have something resembling proper order, still it's not perfect by any scratch of the imagination, can I heal myself, yes I can, good, very good, this will give me a lot of resistance, please no more bleeding, more bleeding, six damage per turn, and that's hellish, that's abysmal, and of course this one is not going to get bleeding effects, that's fantastic actually, let's try and get the mutts out of the way, I need to use my last bandage now, I also need to start getting that stress below it, uh oh, whoa that's impressive, madness of willpower, either works, well huh, well at least he's, whoa, Plamon just died, I did not expect that, well sorry Plamon, but you died, it's thanks to be you I guess, oh come on, I need you to take a proper shot mate, now is the time to use the powers of darkness, evil and unpleasantness to decimate the enemy, despite the fact that the enemy is bleeding profusely, thank you, finally you are doing something, it's nice I'll admit, oh more bleeding effects, how lovely, how, oh geez, prion friend pride precipitates a dizzying fall, honestly I am just about dead and this doesn't do anything for me does it, so what do I throw out for the gold, yeah pretty, let's just use it anyway, no can't you, can't even use it, uh oh, anything good, nothing good at all, worst thing is I don't even have food, so when I use the firewood bad things will happen, I am seriously considering abandoning my quest and trying to save my my lads, my blokes, hey actually I can finish this, I think, oh no, ashes, more disappointment, that bleeding effect, my highwayman damn it, this has been absolutely horrible, I hate this, I really do, what do I throw out now, so pitiful, well let's finish this, oh look at this, ah what joy, he became selfish of course, no surprise here, and something awful happened to him as well, lovely, well I officially should have left a long time ago, yeah good job, let's see do we end the quest here, good it cost me far too much, well this has been positively traumatic, I got plenty of gold, I lost two of my best men, my most prized highwayman and my lovely little jester, and I get diseases and other crap, well this has been a positively traumatic adventure, oh and ratman has left on the quest of personal hardship and pain, well poor ratman, we will never see him again, not until next week at least, but hey at least I did level grave up a bit and stanley is now level three, can we get a new, do I actually have another highwayman, no I don't think I do, well that is positively dreadful, it appears I will need to find new people, new, oh why do I not have that, yeah I have no idea, I didn't have experience recruits on, so silly of me really, anyway I think that has been a rather exciting week, that's for sure, a lot of people died, a lot of people lost their hope and will to live, like myself mostly, I did just lose my most favorite characters, but hey it's all fine if it ends fine, but hey did I say but hey again, anyway anyway, thank you guys for watching, I hope you will tune in next time, thanks, bye!