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Uploaded on Aug 19, 2006
LOL Mark is crazy, but this a big reason why we love him so much.
Goin on a blind date
Got a call from Steven It was just as I feared Said he found my ideal girl If I can overlook her beard
Another night out with a stranger I just hope she's of the human race I bought a dozen roses figured how could they hurt? And prayed my date would not be Godzilla in a skirt
Then walking up to her front door I fought the urge to run Would this girl be my Cinderella? Or another Atilla, The Hun
I got another blind date, I better close my eyes Why do all my blind dates attract so many flies? Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung. I think that I'll stay a bachelor Woah whoa, this is the date adventure.
Don't think that I'm picky I know I'm not so hot Getting ready for a date Should not include a rabies shot Why must dating be such a challenge? Why can't it be fun instead? All I want's a girl, not Mr Ed (hello Wilbur)
I got another blind date, I got a trail to blaze Should I take her to dinner, or to a field to graze? Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung I think that I'll stay a bachelor whoa whoa this is the date adventure
For the right girl I would stick up my neck and let her pick up the check But I must wait For my mate
Dating's the toughest journey When you pick a wife you can't be wrong So that's why I go on blind dates And bring Alpo along, yeah
Oh got another blind date I better get ready to hide
Got another blind date So pass the blindfold please instead of her number she'll just leave me her fleas Searching for my honey, but all I ever get is stung I think that i'll stay a bachelor This is the date adventure.
Come on this is the date adventure Better close, better close my eyelids