 What's good, Joe? Check it out, man. Backgrounds looking a little different. Uh, so I divided half my setup in this room, the other half in the other room. It's a little bit more versatile. I'm trying to switch things up. It's been the same background for too long, but hold on. Look at the screen. Yep. Uh, you might be wondering, why is the park empty? It's because we're playing on PC, man. And I'm starting to believe that nobody has ever bought this game before on PC. The game exists. They just really don't care about the PC port, and so it never really makes sense to purchase it. Unless, of course, you're a YouTuber and you want to investigate. So I made a seven foot pure stretch four because I'm all about the cheese, right? I'm trying to zigzag like this. I'm trying to do this. I'm trying to do this. Bop, bop, bop, bop. And then poop in someone's eye, ladies and gentlemen. I don't need no badges to do it. All right, so these are the last reported sales for the PC version of any NBA 2K. This NBA 2K17, check it out, right? PS4 sold 3.51 million copies. Even the PS3 sold 340,000 copies. The PC sold 30,000 copies, ladies and gentlemen. You cannot make this stuff up. If you want to check NBA 2K18's PC sales, it's NA. Imagine selling so little that it doesn't even ever make a chart. It doesn't even count as a number. But you know what? You never want to judge a book by its cover. You never know, man. This PC port might really surprise me. Let me try and make some friends though real quick. Hold on. Listen, I know it's not every day that I don't have a YouTube logo on my head, but I know one of these guys is going to respond to me. Hold on. Yo, yo, James, can you hear me? James. James, if you hear me, I want to hear a whoop whoop. Can I get something from you? Only on PC can the amateur one just hop in the lobby. That's the 85 overall clearly bought his way to being an 85 overall and then just invite a pro one and they'll accept it. Only on PC. Are you guys interested in a fact that no one's going to care about but it's kind of interesting? All right, let's go. Yo, when you use the right stick to scroll, it scrolls way faster on PC than it does on console. And there you go, man. That's the fact that you're never going to want to remember, but I'm glad you know you know now. I'm glad that you know that you know. Hey, be optimistic. Oh, it's high latency for sure. Okay, good, good offense. Interesting. Okay, okay. We're playing in some high latency. I like it. Now what you got, Fidelis? Yo, they're doing the cheese. Okay. I'm so proud of the PC community right now. I was expecting to come across Nintendo Switch S players. Oh, five seconds. Get the rebound. You ass player. You're literally like four inches taller than him. I'm not enjoying my time so far, man. I'd prefer if we were leading the game against these garbage ass players switch on the screen. There we go. He knows how to switch. Give me that rebound, rebound and positioning baby. Kick it to my teammate. He's going to kick it. Okay, post scoring, post scoring. I see he's a post score. Pass it back, buddy. Never mind, my guy. Take care of business down low. You can't shoot middies. Oh, that's good. Yo, he's a decent ass player. So I don't know if you guys know this, but they made a change. Previously, the only time 24 would go on a clock after a foul was if you were in the back court playing threes or if it was a shooting foul, you're already going up for a shot. Now, any time you foul, it goes to 24, which I think is a pretty good nerf. Good try, bud. Good try. James with the ball goes down low. Passes back to his stretch big. Wide open for the shot. Yo, he has all 14 points right now. I cannot make this stuff up. All 16 points. He has all 16 of them. They're doubling me. I literally haven't scored a bucket. Leave me alone, man. Guard the guy who has all 20 points for. I see you down low. James with the ball in the low post. Oh, he wants me to finish the game. Green up, man. This agent we're talking about. This is not no regular stretch four. Imagine getting gassed about an open three agent. Imagine that. Imagine, imagine being that bad, bro. That's crazy. They don't have game chat on PC. Yo, that's crazy. Shaking my head, man. Hey, son of the James, bro. James is cool as fuck. My guys, hey, big shout out to James, man. Watch me hit that. Okay. Maybe not. I don't have no bad. You got to do your shit, James. Drop step. Bah! He don't want that. Oh, that's a sharpshooter. Okay. All right. We're playing some try-hards. Listen up, man. Let's get it. SSH. You got it, James. Eat food, my guy. Eat food. Yo, that lag is something serious, ladies and gentlemen. It's not going to stop me, though. Nothing can stop me. He just momentum dribble on PC. What? That's crazy. Hold up. You got to post-scoring bads. Do your work, James. Do your work, James. Do your thing. The lag is something serious right now. Do you guys see it? It's running on like 15 frames per second. Oh my God. Wow. This is 2018. What an optimized product. Oh, he's trying to switch. Just playing, man. I believe in you, bro. Listen, we're not going to lose to no try-hard, man. This is as try-hard as- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, what the f***? Yo, literally you have a mini-me on you. You better eat food, James. You better eat food, James. Eat that food, James. I cannot celebrate on this game. Oh my God. Yo, they're stripping me every two seconds, man. I got him. I got him. Listen, you don't want to play him, do you? James, did he leave the park? I think he just left the- He left! Yo, guys. You lost? My friend James left me. He just left me to do his little spin so he can have free boosts. Oh, that's tough. Hey, come back. Hey, he's back. I don't really need to talk to y'all no more, man. This feels so unnatural playing on PC. The controller, I know he said it feels responsive. Nothing about this feels responsive. And I have a very expensive computer. It's not even like my computer is bad. And no, no, no. All of this feels horrible. Just poorly optimized sluggishness. Game crashing, coming out of the wheel spin. That's fantastic, man. I'm glad this port of the game is optimized. Lol, lol. Yeah, I need some advice, dude. Okay, what do you need, man? I'm trying to make a new friend here and I think he really likes me, dude. But I want to make sure you know he's a pretty good player and it'd be nice to have someone to play with on the PC. What do I even say? Where do I go? Okay, so first things first. If you want to make friends, you have to compliment them. Okay? Don't be too creepy. Just be like, hey, man, you look like a really good player. I want to play virtual basketball with you. Bro, just say it, buddy. Peter, Peter, Peter. You didn't graduate high school, right? Tapes, keep talking. No, I'm 17. I want to play with you and then send what's going to buy it. Boom. Okay, I'm going to try this. I'm going to tell him like, I'm going to give him a compliment. You're a pretty good post-scorer, dude. All right, let's see how this goes, Samson. Sit. Yo, when I tell you there is nobody in the anti-up, not a goddamn soul, ladies and gentlemen. This is groundbreaking material. Yeah, I'm going to keep it a buck with everybody, man. It feels real refreshing to not have a whole squadron and infantry, a whole army of folks following you everywhere you go. You're every step. If you can hide in the alley and they will find you and they will come to you and they will crowd you for no reason, it feels really good to not have to deal with that. Yeah, you should go on trivia and just see how many people. All right, Peter was talking. I don't really want to hear from him. Let's get it, man. It's the meeting of my last game. Is it low latency? Well, this can start button's not working, so I can't find out. Good try, bud. If that hits, literally. Oh my God. Get a rebound. Good defense, buddy. Hey, put that clip on your YouTube channel, man. Okay, Kobe got the ball, shoots a shot, bricks a wide open shot, even though he had me. I want to talk to my teammates and I want to talk to the other team. Why would you purchase this game for full pr- You can buy it on PS4 for the same price. Kobe with the ball. It's lagging severely because the server's on PC suck. He drives right, doesn't find anything. Back to X, XI, BM, J, I, I, X, X. Back to Kobe, back to X, X, I, I, BM. He misses the shot. He shot that. I cannot stand people on this platform. Yo, Kobe, he shot that too. What is wrong with people, man? Get the f*** out the way, you dumbass. I don't give a f*** if I shot a horrible shot. Why is he, why would he sit there? I, what am I playing right now? What am I playing? What is this game? This, he's so bad. He's so, I'm open in the corner. They're so horrible. He shot that. Oh my God. All right, Kobe, don't mess it up. I'm open. He left the wide open player. Pick up ball on the fast break, you bimbo. He's gonna hit that. Pass the ball here. Pass it here. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna troll you. I'm gonna troll you. This is what you do when I have the ball, right? You just bring your guy? You f***ing idiot. Please hit that, please. Oh my God. Oh my God. They're all poking me. On open shots. Move before I, good, good shot. Look, he's just bringing his man to me. His man defended me. I was open for a shot and his man defended me. Imagine not helping at all on the screen. Like the logic these guys have on PC does not exist. What's his channel name? Kobe Gaines. Well, let's, let's pay a visit to his channel. Remind him how ass he is. He got 22. Kobe Gaines. I gotta leave a comment under his shit real quick. Hold on. Kobe, my guy. Your 2K skills. Are being non-existent. You garb, bitch, bitch. Your 2K skills suck balls. They're actually ass. I hope nobody motivates him to keep playing because we don't need more of him on the planet. Literally zero IQ. Doesn't hit open plate. You don't even need me to explain it. I give up. PC is ass. The shit lags uncontrollably. It's not even lag. I just call it lag. It's frame drops. It drops to like 15, 10 frames per second for a minute at a time for no reason. On top of that, the stage is dead. Nobody plays it. The park for the most part is pretty dead to me, man. The player base is non-existent. There's no game or voice chat. Did they even try with the port? Why would you purchase this game on PC? I'm just trying to figure it out. It's trash. Get the PS4 Xbox. Just don't buy it at all. Those are the rules. Fucking trash ass. Garbage ass. I literally have never played with a player that bad all of 2K19. Even with all the randoms I play with on PS4. Just garbage. Pure. Pure garbage.