 Uh, this is Park over here, and it's a little better light there now, that works out, way better. Yeah, way better. Oh yeah, much better. Alright, we're going. This is doing a little uncut for us, a little raw. Raw dog. I'm not sure if that's right. We just got done seeing Furious 7, or Fast and the Furious 7 for the, the layman's out there. It started with the Fast and the Furious, but around 4 or 5 it switched to the. Yeah. And then it went, and then it was just Fast 5, now it's just Furious 7. But then I've seen trailers where they also call Fast and the Furious 7. It's just a convoluted name there. And some of them take place before Tokyo Drift. Correct. All the new ones do. And I think we finally caught up to Tokyo Drift. We even get the guy from Tokyo Drift in this, he's terrible, his accent somehow got even thicker. I don't even know if he had one in Tokyo Drift. I don't know. Another thing we didn't catch up to, Jarul. Yeah, he really, he really screwed the pooch not wanting to be in these films because they've gone from kind of a mediocre drag racing to an Avengers blockbuster. These movies make fucking bank. It's an event. I still think they should team up with the Transformers and just combine universes. Yeah. Diesel can drive Bumblebee, Bumblebee! So let's break this down. I'm not a fan of the Fast and the Furious films, I don't think you are either. What do you mean by fan? Like, I mean, like, I like to laugh a lot if that's what you're asking. They're really stupid. I don't like Fast and the Furious 1 through like 4. 5 is when they turn the corner for me and I think the director and the actors kind of realized we're going to make some really over the top shit now. Ludacris, if you may. Very Ludacris, yes, the actor in the film and the superior rapper. What do I have to say? I think this is probably the best, honestly. The best one I have seen. I remember when a lot of the reviews coming out for number 5 were very meaty, very praiseworthy and I actually fell asleep during Christmas Eve trying to get through number Fast 5. Never made it to 6, but I actually really enjoyed number 7. 6 was good. 6 is good. I think this is better than 6, but it just builds off of it more. You know, the absurdity, the ludicrissness, if you say is ludicrissness a word? Do you think it would have been a more enriching environment or experience had I seen number 6? First? Okay, alright, alright, so I'm okay. They say family like 30 times in the movie, that's all every movie is. I don't have friends, I got family. If you haven't seen 6, you're okay. If you haven't seen any of them, you're okay. In fact, you're probably better off for it. This movie does a lot of things that kind of the bros out there like it's got its fast cars, it's got its fast women, a lot of ass shots, a lot of chest shots, and a lot of cars going through buildings this time around. Going through everything. Going through everything. Everything's paper. When you think that this car can't go any further, it inches a little bit further. And to bounce off of that, the humans are more indestructible than the vehicles themselves. There's a portion of the film where Vin Diesel just, he's in harm's way, he's surrounded. And we were even talking about, you see it on the commercials when they open their parachutes and drop out of the plane, well, each car has a secondary shoot. So I remember you turned over and you're like, he's got a secondary shoot. He's going to go backwards off the hill. No, he just goes off the hill. He just rolls down the hill. He's essentially the T-1000 and Vin Diesel is the T-1000. It's a whole mountain. And then he just gets up and he's like, whoa, that kind of hurts. There's a lot of like stretching and fracking after like taking a three-story fall. The person that would normally get their head blown off is just a simple adjustment for like the rock, although to be fair, that's probably accurate. There's so many people thrown into this film. It's okay. Like Kurt Russell's in there. Jason Statham's the bad guy. Jason Statham is Jason Statham in every single movie he's in. And I'm fine with that. He's a badass. Except for Snatch. He, I guess I cheer for him in that role. He's amazing in Snatch. But yeah, otherwise he's just a martial arts kick in badass. So question, we all know Fast 8's going to be coming out as inevitable. Kurt Russell confirmed. New York setting. Who would you like to see as the new bad guy in Fast 8? I mean, they've went their way with Turkish. Let's bring someone else into the mix. Who are you looking for? Action stars. Well, as par for the furious chorus, bad guys can always return. I wouldn't be surprised if Statham rears his head again or if they're going to let him cool off for a film. I'm guessing they're going to bring it back in some portion. Who would I like to see though? You're putting me on the spot, but I wouldn't mind seeing Stallone as a bad guy. Yeah. I think that could work. Yep, yep. I think that could really work. I feel like you're asking the question, but you already know the answer. I don't. No. I like how you flipped the script. You put me on the spot. Yeah, that's what we do. That's how it feels. So movie feuds go. This is not prescripted. That's right. This is very bang bang. Well, I can't edit, you know, cut, so. All right. I'm not going to. I say you bring back, well, I don't know if you want to let this cat out of the bag, but I say you bring a more prominent role for Iggy Azalea. Oh my God. Why? She was, OK, first things first. The movie's fucking dumb as hell, but we expect that. We want that. I want it even more dumb, but about as quick a cut as you could never have. Right. Yeah, the the camera, it's Michael Bay on crack. The thing is constantly moving when they're on the phone because they know the audience is bored if you talk for more than five seconds straight. But to your point, there's dumb and then there's just terrible and Iggy Azalea gets one line and it's just brutally bad. It's just fucking terrible. And then route route. How do you say your name? Rhonda Rhousey. Yeah, she doesn't have MMA or rose anything from me. I want her off the screen. I don't want her ever in the movies again. She was terrible and expendables three. She was even worse here. Thankfully, it's like two minutes of screen time, but it's still two minutes too much. Out of a two and a half hour movie, which why is it so long? It was long, but at the same time, I didn't find myself checking my watch. No, no, like, like we've kind of hammered away. One of the dumbest movies you'll ever see. Justice, you're kind of you're kind of off the screen here. Let's let's get you better. Let's get you more in here. This is a very technical, very. Yeah, OK, we got enough. Sorry, I just derailed everything in the whole conversation. I'm sorry. I had trouble thinking during that movie, which is kind of extending into the next 20 minutes past quickly, 30, 10 seconds. Describe the plot of Fast and the Furious 7 to me. All right, 10 seconds or less, I'll say fast cars, worldwide wide eye that can see through any camera. I think your time's up already. They're destruction. The point I'm getting at is no idea. Doesn't matter. Bad guys come and go without a care in the world. There's some sort of a God's eye computer thing that can hack into any phone or whatever. It doesn't matter. It's an excuse to get our guys behind the wheel and taking on some hardcore shit. You see, I always, as far as my view on movies versus your interest, I always seem to lean towards more of the indie. Type stuff a lot of times, not to say that you don't like a good indie here and there, jumping once in a while. But I guess I don't mind a movie that doesn't allow me to think the entire two and a half hours. It doesn't want you to think. It doesn't want you to think. And I was OK with it in that movie. Yeah, so like I said, if you're going to Fast and the Furious 7, you're clearly not new to the franchise. You know what you're getting into at this point. Some of you but hurt ones from what was it? Fast 4 where they kind of went to this more Avengers kind of a thing. You're long gone at this point. All that's left is us newbies or us loyalists that want to see this kind of crazy stuff. And it's got it. It's got it all. I would actually say this is probably the best comedy I've seen this year. It's very funny. It's very funny. I'm laughing the entire time. I don't know if it's intentional. I mean, they have to know when they're setting these shots up of like Paul Walker running up the set of a bus and jumping conveniently to Rodriguez who's spinning the car over from the catch. Hanging on by a thread under the side of the mirror. Everybody knows what everybody else is going to do. I mean, the rocket's in an ambulance and destroys a fucking stealth plane with a drone. Like he has no idea where the drone is. He has no idea where his team is. He's just like, I'm going to drive it over this bridge and I'm just going to see what happens. Two days after falling like six stories out of a window onto a car. Well, nothing makes sense. I mean, we've seen the Rock Kick Diesel's ass in the last movie, yet the Rock Gets his ass handed to him by Statham. But then later, Diesel can beat the shit out of Statham. Nothing adds up. Nothing adds up. And also, nothing needs to. Because I'm in it for the entertainment and it's going to give it to me. It did give it to me. It's just how I like to. It adds up to Furious. It's a different kind of math, Adam. We're giving it a lot of praise. But should movies get up past these days, it seems like Transformers and all these are all big budget $200 million spectacles with zero substance and no script. Zero substance. But the one thing I like about Fast 7, if they truly are trying to do this, they at least can laugh at themselves. Whereas I don't know necessarily that Transformers is trying to laugh at themselves. No, Michael Bay is not. He actually applied for the Oscars this year. He thought he legitimately had the best movie of the year. So a good point there. Everyone's got their own point of view. Let's give it a grade. Grade? You do like 0 to 10, or do ABZ? No, we do 0 to 10 still. Effer Furious isn't good enough. As far as entertainment value on a scale of the 1 to 10, I would give that an 8. That's an 8. An 8. Strictly entertainment. Yeah, I mean, it's getting to the point now where the characters are growing on me a lot. The tribute to Paul Walker was actually, if I had any emotion whatsoever, I would have shed a tear, because it was very heartfelt. That alone raises it up for me. And then Vin Diesel doing a Hulk smash at the end on the parking lot. That takes it to an 8 for me as well. Yeah, so we got two 8s. Go see it. You were going two anyways. If you're watching this review. And until next time, this is another Car Side review. I don't have an ending for this, so I just kind of awkwardly. Yeah.