 Hello everyone, this is- this is Crisis on Infinite Earths, part one. I don't know if we mentioned it in the other episodes if we were gonna do just part two, but we're doing all five. We have to know what happens. We don't want to get lost in this incredibly intricate story. One of the legitimate arguments is, wait, what about the Batwoman continuity? If we watch Batwoman season one part two without the continuity of all of her efforts in this series, we might not follow along. Yeah, then it might not make any sense. Good God. We don't want that to happen, do we? No, no, no, no, no, no. Outrageous. But first, we just got a couple things to catch up on, as you do. First things first, you know, before Jacob got kidnapped outside of the hotel, he was like calling someone? Uh-huh. So like, was it someone who works back at the office? If it was, wouldn't they be like, wait, what the fuck? Why are you calling? You're like in the office. Why are you saying you're gonna be back in Gotham soon? That wouldn't make sense. And then, if it was like Kate, then she should have known. It's just what it was like. What were they thinking with that? That's a weird thing with that, because he called in the episode before. He was like, yeah, it was a bust. I'm coming home. It's like, who are you talking to? He calls himself and he picks up his mobile. What did I bring me? What did I bring me? Basically, the point of me highlighting that is that there are elements to Batwoman's writing that don't quite make sense. I know that's... Oh, dear you. Yeah, we gotta be fair. Sometimes things don't make sense. A helpful comment pointed out. This is a bit much to ask for Batwoman, but we'll talk about it anyway. Security guard jobs when you're set up to essentially like take care of canvas a place, defend it security guard wise. It's supposed to be set up like weeks in advance to the point where people are set for the night. So the idea that they took over the crows and then a couple days later they did that. Basically Alice would have had to have captured or killed and replaced like 20 crows without anyone noticing. While also simultaneously they would have had to bring in all the new ones that they hired while saying all of the people who already work here. You don't get to go to this important event. Yep. Just literally all the new people that I just hired yesterday. You can picture that scene. Only they get to be the ones. We're like, Bill Strongman. One of the ex-greeperys. It's like, oh, you're taking that guy with you? And he's like, oh, there's a tattoo and it looks like a meth dealer. He's like, yeah, I'm new. It's like... Okay. So someone thought it was interesting that like you'd think the doctor girl would have been happy to take half of the cup with her and her mum because that could have acted as a sort of delay or a detox. But I think there's a bit of wiggle room there because Alice described it as like the super curial thing from some distant island implying that the poison was like super death and that this is the only thing that can cure it or something. I think you can go either way on that. Like she could have tried it and they both died, which would have been totally tragic. Oh, no. Not these well-developed fleshed-out characters that I have just turned into. Or randomly into Wayne Enterprises anymore by buying a milkshake or whatever. Do you remember when Maus used the bat person killing Gun on their kidnapped guy? Maus killed him in order to have Alice get in trouble with Kate, who seems interested in not killing to get on good terms with Kate. She like makes that clear. But I don't think Kate ever even finds out about that guy. Like there's no scene for that. So it's pointless. Immediately after Alice is executing a plot involving killing scientists, which Kate does find out about, but apparently it doesn't prompt her to give up on Alice or bring her in, especially when Alice says, you know, oh, I did it to protect you. And then Maus doesn't kill Sophie because Kate would never forgive Alice. There's all this shit going on that's really hard to keep track of. I mean, if you want to be a villain in this world, do you really have to keep track of the emotional investment levels that your nemesis has and all the people you may or may not want to kill? And as long as you don't kill the wrong people, you should be good to go. So I wanted to highlight that Superman wouldn't be relevant. Neither super girl or woman to this because they're on different universes. Is she like alone in this universe? Like the actual shows are separated by universes. I mean, if that's true, like, I don't know where I was supposed to gleam that from this show. We're supposed to watch the others frigging God. I mean, surely they can realize it's a lot to ask to tell people to watch five different shows that have like 22 season episodes. There's no way this explanation should have been contained in this show. They're going to do that. And they do mention a lot of like heroes and villains. And we're just like supposed to be like, I don't know. They're just not here. I guess they mentioned Wonder Woman even. It's like, oh, so she's around. Are you going to like, I mean, what's happening? Like, you're not going to ask her to help out tranquilizer. Dark guns don't have magazines, but the one he uses seems to. And they have to be reloaded after one shot. And he just does too. I love the idea of him having a magazine that he puts in it. I don't know if there's a version of a tranquilizer dark gun that can do what his gun does, but that was a comment as well. Yeah, generally not because they they're like air powered. You have to pull it back to pump it up full of air or something. You don't necessarily have to read someone. They will say the Miranda rights before bringing them like, like like arresting them, which apparently changes in lots different areas wherever you are. But they have to do it before interrogating you with a little bit of research on this one. Because again, like I don't know how it works fully in America. And I figured it might be different in states. But what I read, if they arrest you and intend to interrogate you, if they know they're going to interrogate you, they will read it to you probably when you get arrested. And if they arrest you and later decide to interrogate you, then they'll read it to you once they made the decision that they're going to interrogate you, which would lead to the conclusion that sometimes they're going to be reading it to you when you were getting arrested. Could be wrong because I'm not an American. The circumstances triggering the Miranda safeguards are custody and interrogation in the United States. So it's formal arrest or the deprivation of freedom to an extent associated with formal arrest. They would have read it to him at some point for sure. Especially with what they were trying to get on him for. Yeah, they absolutely would have. And that catches us up to exactly where we are now. Crisis on infinite Earths, which is going to make absolutely no sense to us at all. But as I'm sure all three of you will agree, we're in this for our girl. We need to see her through. We got a route for her. I can't picture a will without her. So like it upsets me to know that she could die. I bet you that she as soon as she appears, you know, when she makes a dramatic entrance, you know, like how characters do in Avengers, they're going to play the theme music, you know, it's going to be great. They're going to pop in and they're going to have their little theme and it's going to be hilarious. I want to see her be like no nonsense badass, like Iron Man levels where it's just completely undeserved. Like when she's taught, I want it to be like Supergirl is this literal like God person. And Batwoman's like, what do you want? Like that sort of thing. Like I want it to be aggressively over the top full of herself. Will she be bringing Luke with him? In this alternative universe, Luke, you're extremely useful and charismatic and interesting. You have a character. Just imagining that Kate Kane is going to do like this insane crisis of infinite Earth thing. And she just barely had like one, one villain. And she's really fucked it up. She's already got many people killed. She hangs out with the equivalent of the Avengers because she stole someone's suit. Wow. That's what it takes, man. You just got to steal someone else's jet. I really hope they share stories as heroes that she says that. They're like, whoa. We only have one rule. You can't join. Knock off Avengers if you ever let dangerous criminals go. And she just kind of looks around like, yeah, that would be really awful. Someone did that. Actually, now I've got new questions. So if this is not the first crossover that I'm aware of that they've done for these shows. So is there any reason why they haven't decided to just plain form a superhero team at this point? Like the whole point of the Avengers is that it makes sense to have a superhero team. There's going to be questions we will ask that may very well have answers because they're in other TV shows. And we're going to have to accept that. Doesn't mean we won't be asking questions because by gum it's going to be funny. There's a lot of people in the audience for this series of reactions that have literally watched only our reactions. So they'll be as bewildered as we are. We're going to see characters talking about relationships and explosions and we're going to have no clue what's going on. In case anybody's confused as to how this works, you got Supergirl has part one, then Batwoman has part two, then the Flash has part three. Fuck, what's the fourth one? I know the fifth one is... Arrow? Arrow, I guess, is it? It's Arrow because it ends with Legends of Tomorrow, which is supposed to be... Okay. They're already like an Avengers team and they're going to have a big Avengers, Avengers team. They're really probably hoping this will rejuvenate each of their shows, right? Because this is like the last gasp sort of thing, I think. I think Arrow ends this year, sorry. Batwoman's going to take up the mantle. I was really curious when she's sitting there and they're like, hey, Batwoman, right? What skills do you bring to our group? What do you do that's really, really amazing? And she's like, oh fuck. She brings her bat stick in half, slabs it onto the table. What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me? I can snap my own equipment in fucking half. I can catch batarangs that are calibrated to me. Oh, well, this is the funny thing, right? Because when we look at the Justice League, I'm talking about like not the terrible movie, but like the good Justice League. The whole idea is that Batman isn't really like on par physically with any of the other guys. They're all much stronger than he is. But he's the guy who bankrolls and he's like the brains of the team. Kind of the same dynamic as Iron Man and the Avengers. That makes sense. So even though Batman can't beat Superman, even though he has a lot of times, or like he can't beat Wonder Woman or anything like that, the whole idea is that he has that element that he brings to the team. Like what is it that Kate brings to the team that's equivalent to that? Because otherwise, like what is she doing there? Just find someone who has a similar build and just give the suit to them, especially if they have a higher moral character. If anything, she's a liability, because every time she's in danger, you're going to have to try and help her. And every time she corners the bad guys, she'll fucking let them do it. And ironically, we should note that there's going to be at least one fight in this episode, hopefully. So we'll see what Batwoman does during them. Is she like throwing her Batarags and being like, get out of the way! She's gonna have Bat Crossword finally. Bat shotgun. Oh, the Bat shotgun. Oh, the Bat bow and arrow. We need it. Bat R-T-G. Yeah, that's right. The Bat Glock. And you're like, what? We're about to start. This isn't going to make any sense, okay? We know this. So... I just want to make sure I mention that this will not make any sense. All right, great. We're not fully aware of the super deep lore of the CW programs on the television. All right. I'm so hyped. In the beginning, there was only one. A single black infinitude. He said infinitude. He said infinitude found release. And finally, the darkness broke, filling it with life. This narration is already crap. Belling it with life. The multiverse. Chaos. Oh, no. The enemy is kept at bay by champions from across the multiverse. It's all these amazing super heroes. I'm just going to show Batwoman doing fuck all. Oh, my God. That's terrible. There she is. Oh, this looks so cheap. Oh, my God. What is... Bastard Chief doing... Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Now, the entire multiverse is about to come under attack. Oh, my God. That's music. Oh, look who it is. Look at Jack Nicholson. I know that the cover of his character's name is a nox or something. That's kind of crazy. Earth-X? Oh, God, that looks so bad. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But the time for preparation is past. The crisis is now upon us all. I'm going to go ahead and guess he was Robin. Probably the Robin to Adam West. Oh, my God. It's Will Eaton. I mean, Will Eaton mad hate. Every time he talks about politics, it's just like, oh, dude, stop. What is that? What is going on? Is that a dragon? Oh, no. He hit the same spot twice. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Whoa. He has Batwoman's cape. She did Batwoman's drop. I guess Supergirl was able to save you. Why are you going to be like that? There's a dragon. There's a dragon right there. There's a dragon. Oh, it looks terrible. That's so bad. She knows you're afraid of something. I'm acting. Oh, my God. It looks terrible. What? It looks like Iraq. It looks like Iraq. Guys, what the fuck's happening? Aguanas. Is that what? Aguana dragons. This is what happens when we don't watch every episode. Oh, stop with the special effects. Did you tell him what that was? It's a dragon, by the way. I'll be okay. Excellent. Oh, no. Yeah, he's one of those characters. Oh, it's the guy that got rid of all the guns. Yeah, I know that guy. It's the Book of Destiny. Dr. Deegan is the Book of Destiny. Dr. Deegan and the Book of Destiny. It's like a very faulty book. What? I don't know what the fuck's happening. What the fuck? Words, space, calculations. Exactly. Where's Batwoman? Give me Batwoman. Oh my god, Superman's there with Louis. With Louis? Oh, no. With Louis. Did you just say Louis? With Louis? Yeah. With Louis. Unless Louis is another character. Please tell me this is Louis Lane. Thank you for that exposition. Thank you for telling me everything about me. The audience needs to know. If only the citizens of Earth could see Cal-L struggling with spit-up. I hate it when they call him Cal. His fucking clock. God damn it. Oh, I'm sorry, friend. Yeah, why are you dead naming him? What an ugly house. He's racist. Just because he's an alien. Shouldn't Superman not be aware that something fucked up is coming his way just right now? I mean, he should. He absolutely should be aware of it. I think someone would have warned. Oh my goodness. He just called it Louis. So he definitely called it Louis. I just want confirmation of that. Oh my god. You're right. Louis. Louis. Louis. Let's get it again. Well, too late. Hey Superman, go take care of that. Just fly up there and sort it out. Yeah, you're fucking Superman. Do the Superman things. Fire lasers. Oh, it's the planet from that episode of Star Trek where Wesley does the bad thing. Oh, that girl's lost from Smallville. Oh my goodness. A massive energy is moving through space. It's killing everything in its path. How long do we have? Oh, good that you know. It's so funny how our shared knowledge of each of these things forgive you. We could barely pick up pieces of like, oh, that's the thing I think. I recognize you. Where are the rest? There are no others. We only made one. Oh, so why? That seems... Why? I'm stupid. Okay. Wait, are they doing like Superman again? Isn't this how Superman got bonded? It's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. They're just repeating his story for his own son. I'm fine. Superman gets nice though. He'll be fine. Can they just fly up? Well, no. These are all earth people. I'm confused. All right. I guess they're very sad. Their baby has to live. Wait, are they just dead? Is everyone dead? Oh, wow. Superman's dead, I guess. Oh, the whole planet's dead. Is that just one thing? I mean, okay. Did they escape? Is this them? That's a really fast ship, I guess. Goodbye, planet. Oh, that's a face. Remember how they said it's moving at an impossible speed, but that ship is faster. Yeah. Yeah, it's impossible. Yeah, it's impossible. It's impossible to ship. Wow, you are trying, sweetheart. And we're next. We're next? Oh, fuck. Guys, run. Oh, get that woman, man. Get that woman. Oh, it looks terrible. It's so bad. It looks so bad. What are you? What's that picture of an actual island? What are you? Google image. Google Earth. It looks bad. Oh, my God. It's Onision in 15 years. So despite my feelings. I didn't know they were 15, okay. And I'm also not standing this moment. I think this is meaningful. I'm crying. Looking at my daughter. Oh, it's a daughter. Thank you. Thank goodness. It feels weird. It feels weird. Green arrow who's like whipping all the time. I don't know. Green arrow is like a lighthearted character, but this guy's so grim dark. No, he's the main character. Yeah, he's dead. Shoot arrows at the thing. Oh, that's happened. Oh, God. I am blue. The crisis has begun. Okay. Help me. Oh, it's fleece. Iris. Oh, that suit looks like pajamas. That suit looks cheap as fuck. Oh, it's pajamas. I'm harbinger now. I'm harbinger now. I'm working with them. Oh, so you're what? You won't do it with reapers. What's going on? Oh, no. Green arrow. Yay. Wait, wait. No, that means that they're in the same universe. Where's Alice? Where's Alice? Yay. Where's Alice? They're like, where did she go? He's like, why didn't you just look at her? She was just... If we feel really close up, it looks like she's moving fast. I would love to just halting cuts. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That probably killed him. Oh, there it is. What the fuck even happened there? That isn't the music yet. What? You crap. That's never worked properly. Where is it? So she's honestly looking for Alice again. Are you kidding me? It's so bad. The multiverse is in great danger. Why? There is no more time. Why are you kidding me? Why are you kidding me? Why her? Why her? Wouldn't you go to, like, the Rogue Imagine? I don't know. Imagine being hurt. The multiverse is in danger and you're teleported. Like, what the fuck? That guy was in the tick. You could have understood your new reality. The multiverse needs you. The multiverse needs about 12 litres of Jack Daniels. Panic is rising out there. They don't even get to teleport. If you're willing to get someone like Batwoman, then wouldn't you get, like, just teleport military technology? Like an army? Scientists? Oh, Jesus Christ. Here we go. Hey, face down on the floor now. You can do this. Oh, my God, you have three forces. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh, my God. Yay, Batwoman. Don't shoot. Oh, and Superman's alive, I guess. When did he change into a suit? Wait, when did he survive? That's probably another universe. That's a different Superman, I guess. Now it's him that he got teleported before they blew up. Oh, that happened. All right. Kara, where are we and what just happened? Wait, oh, I guess they know each other. I guess they've met each other before, yeah. Why did you do that? Wait, try to save the multiverse and she's upset. What the fuck? Is she actually pissed off that she can't now find Alice as opposed to saving several universes? Are you kidding? No, she really, really cares about Alice. Wow. Oh, my God, how does Bruce do this? How does he know who I am? What do you actually bring to this team? What do you bring to anything? Such an awful human. What do you bring? What do you bring? You're fucking nothing. Sweeping across this universe. I love this little office. It's like the end of the universe and they're in a boardroom. Yeah. It just doesn't match at all. Because this is where the monitor wants you to make your stand. The monitor? No, I think that there's a monitor and an anti-monitor, I think, actually. That's my very, very knowledge of this. Right, so we are going to use this. It's literally not possible. There's an infinite amount. Where are the legends? Doing reconnaissance. I'm headed to check on them now. Okay, reconnaissance. What do you mean reconnaissance? We're all the powerful people. We're the people with actual ballots. I hope that Batwoman has all the gadgets on her that she needs. I don't know why she's here. It's blowing my mind. What's she going to do against the anti-matter? Punch it? Like, what's she going to do? Apparently, she was already with them at some point. Yeah, I guess she was introduced previously in their shows. Oh, are we doing our stand? Are we standing? Oh, no. The world is ending. Do we need to stand somewhere else? Man, they're standing pretty sturdy considering that this is quite happening. It looks so terrible. All of it looks awful. What the fuck is that? Oh, my. I can handle it. It's a quantum tower, apparently. It's a quantum tower. It's the only thing that can save the people of this world. A quantum. It used to be a quantum in everything and it's good, you know? Oh, quantum. They must have liked Outman and the Wasp, I don't know. No, stop. It's a quantum-quantum. It's quantum. It's the exposition. Exposition. From this design, it looks like the tower is capable of generating a quantum flux field which could quantum theoretically. They're by dissipating the nmatter energy. Yes. I don't know if this makes my language. Science talk. If you want, I could probably give it an upgrade. It depends on how much you are at your hand. Wouldn't you want an upgrade? That sounds like an amazing idea. Say, yeah, absolutely I'd want an upgrade. To the dude with the giant, you know, mechanical suit. You're just going to be like, nah, I don't need any advice from you. What? Jonathan's pot has disappeared from our radar. It appears to have been sucked into a wormhole. What are the coordinates? What? What? What? It must have been a temporal wormhole because quantum pot is in the year 2046. Oh, so time travel is a thing you miss now. Oh, God. Oh, no, wait. No, that's sure. The brain is on. They travel in time. I think that's how it works. Oh, oh, no. When that tower gets attacked, you have to be here to protect it. I'll go. What? Lewis. Who are you? I'll back you up. Lewis Lane. I happen to be excellent with children. That's creepy, but OK. Oh, man. They gave a pause to laugh there for the audience. I never thought I would see parents all over. She's very shiny. He is very shiny. He looks good on you. She looks like a fake person. She looks like if you hit her with a hammer, she would shatter. Yeah, like she's hollow on the inside and just like magic porcelain nets. You can't make these comets, guys. Oh, God, no. We're misogynisms. The RPG on this planet came here in a ship. I intend to ask them for their help. Do you really think they will? After how the government treated them last year? Oh, God. Like, what are you doing? Do you really expect the immigrants to help us without the government treat them? I like that. Cool. So we're just all going to die together, awesome. Yeah, the government was mean to me last year. So let's all die together, guys. Let's all die in solidarity. Not just our universe, but all the other universes too. We're not going to get ship and leaving. So you're not going to get back at them by dying here. We'll coordinate the effort from National City. What is your hair right now? We did manage to get enough ships for everyone. She has the standard out of the world. She gets a gun, but no one else does. That's not very principled. She's a woman. They're allowed guns, right? Earth One is the last stop on the anti-medit trajectory. Earth One is the last stop? Why? Is that how it works? It's like in descending order. So how many universes are already being destroyed then? We're going to be near the end of episode five so they can reverse all damage or something. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. After everything, she can't be trusted. What other choice do we have? That woman. This should be like your endgame, isn't it? Ends after this basically, but it's not. How do you get bigger than saving infinite universes? They're totally doing this to try and drum up interest in the dying shows. I couldn't save her. You had no powers on our go. There was nothing you could do. Oh, he had no powers? Why? We got to live here where you can't have any powers. He's like, fuck you, lady. Let's live on Earth. Did I deserve this? Does the audience deserve this? Oh, I see where they're going with this. Superman feels bad because he wanted to live a normal life, but that's not possible because he's too powerful. Or is it that he chose to live the normal life and by doing so he couldn't save everybody with his Superman powers? Yeah, that's exactly. Now he feels bad. Just like you shared our home with your family, we shared our home with this whole world. The fucking music. It's not just a place, it's a spirit. Here it goes again. I don't know, man. I get really annoyed when they act like Clark's home is Krypton. It's Earth. He grew up on Earth. His parents were humans. He grew up on Earth. I don't like it when they shipped it to Krypton. The whole thing with Superman is he is basically a human. That's the point. And then every time they do this stuff, like, I just, oh, you can do good stuff with Superman. You can. Oh, that was a half. I guess. That's the point. Fuck. You wanted to see me? I did. No. Why are you here? You can't look like. What are you doing? You can fire arrows. Only one way to find out. Oh, she's going to get it. She's going to fire arrows too. She's going to fire arrows. She's the dart. Wait, yeah. I was going to say, if she didn't give a dart. She just throws dart to me. I am a dart man. Dart woman. Get it right. No, a dart man can be a man or a woman. Get within modern times. I said that she can be a woman. That's even more progressive than being a man or a woman. Use the word progressive is regressive. To use the word regressive is progressive. No, regressive. Fuck. Fastest man alive shows up late to the crisis we've been expecting for you. It's not the best. Oh, that looks so bad. It looks so bad. It looks like you buy a kid that to go to sleep in. I'm sorry. The arrow suit looks way better. Confirmed in this crisis. I'm supposed to die. No. No. That's in the comics. Barry Allen dies in Crisis on Infinite Earths. We need to talk now. What are you talking to? Hey, right now. That was awkward. Wait, what the fuck? Okay, what? We were past the time for discussion. Who the fuck? Is he Martian Manhunter? He looks kind of like him. No, he's not. Martian Manhunter is the other guy. The guy who got rid of the guns. That's Martian Manhunter. Oh, wow. Okay. This is a very different threat. His hair. He's just troubling me. Oh, I guess maybe he's not the bad guy. I don't know. And then tell me how I'm going to prevent it. Not knowing what you are fighting means you will prepare for every possibility because this threat brings with it. Look at the way the three parts of his hair joined up. It looks so skewed. They don't match. They tried, but they gave up. They did a close-up on his hair. It's really distracting me. Like, see the little squiggle. You know that's what that dude's looking at right now is the three parts. That's what he's staring at. Is there something on my head? No, no, no, no, no. You look great. You need to focus, sir. We're having a scene here. He's like, yeah, no, no, I got it. Are you here to arrest me during the apocalypse or to try and kill me because you weren't successful the other day? I wasn't trying to hurt you. I was trying to stop you. You're awfully calm for someone you think is going to kill you. Is that why you had a Claymore satellite aimed at me? A Claymore satellite? No. You shoot Claymores at people. If you drop a Claymore from space by the time it hits Earth, it'll hurt. It's like a nuclear bomb. There's an antimatter wave that is tearing through the universe right now and it will destroy Earth. Anyone know who this girl is? No. Lena Luthor, I think. So, like, Lex Luthor's something related. Oh, like, pretty sure. Girl Lex Luthor. Wow. That seems, I guess, yeah. I believe that you hated Supergirl. I wasn't pretending, Mother. Her accent is really odd because I know she's British. Like, I've seen her in Merlin. But, like, it's really off in this. Oh, you want to help me evacuate the planet? Too, too cheery. Jon and I really, really need your help. Aw. Wow. I just don't care. I'm kind of voting for whatever the evil thing is. If the world is at stake, then, of course, I'll help. It is hubris of you to think that I wouldn't, but then... It is hubris of you. I don't really know what that word means, but I heard it once and it's in the script. What do you need me to do? The only matter of way to stop is slowly dissipating. Where did they walk in from? Did they climb over the rubble? They just... Oh, there's a little path over there. Where did the tower... The tower came from below. So it was, like, hanging out in the ground? Apparently, yeah. Go. How can you do the damage? Go. We got this. How will you do any of that? I like the idea that Batwoman hadn't seen that before. She's like, holy fuck. You guys can fly. I don't know why they didn't play with shit like that. It's fucking hilarious. Whoa, are they... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you always doing that with your hands? He's a very... He's just that kind of character that works out. He's discount Loki. What? Oh, wow, he was right... Wrapped up before it. Yeah. That looks retarded. Oh, God, she's got a stick. Evil Oliver. Oliver. Oliver. Why didn't you shoot her from a distance? You have a bow as your weapon. No, you should probably help him first. Wow. Wait, what? You should have known you could have never fought a woman and survived on the CW. Well, this is 2046 or something, I guess. You didn't know who she was? She was standing there without a mask on and everything. She called your name with a bow. She said your name. You could see her, right? Like your eyes work? How does this work if there's... If Crysis on Infinite Earths happens, then shouldn't this time not exist? Dude, this... I don't even want to begin to try and figure this out. I'm sorry. The way that you're resting, he's kind of crimp up there on your suit. It's really kind of distracting, actually. Always to Bobby. Thank you, Oliver. For what? Thank you for helping my baby. Oh, it's just a little baby in here. Oh, this way. Preferably a little calm before the storm. Something like that. What's she pulling at the arrow when there's no arrow in it? Also, like, that takes a lot of strength. Oh, my God, Dementos. Oh, my God. It's blue people. What? Oh, my God. It's blue ghost people. Don't you have to be strong to use a bow? Why is she using a bow? Why'd you give her a bow? She's clearly not strong enough. Was that like a sword sound? Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's kicking the ghost. You can kick God. What's Batwoman doing? Keep an eye on it. I'm curious. Because whatever they fire arrows, what does Batwoman do? He punches them. How does that work? The arrows work on these things. It's not calibrated to you. Stop it. It's not calibrated to you. It's not calibrated to you. He still doesn't have anything to do with it. It's going to explode. It's calibrated from you. I guess now it's upgraded. What are you doing? What are you doing? Slow motion flippy. Oh, my God. Slow motion flippy. What? You just threw it. Oh, fuck off. What did he do? I don't understand. Maybe to kill the ghost, you have to have special blue lightning to pass the weapons. There was like a million of them. Why is there only like a couple? He couldn't even get his own bow back. There's too many of them. No shit. Oh, no shit. There's too many of them. Oh, laser them all. Flash got there last. Oh, my God. Look at your outfit. What's going on there? There are literally billions of people to get off the planet. Why is there not like riding happening here? Like if all this is going on, why is never even losing the plot? What the fuck is that? Oh, my God. The Covenant are attacking reach. Are these good? Are these good or are these bad? Are you ready to get this evacuation underway? Oh, they're evacuation people. Start getting people in the groups and I'll start beaming them up. You can't say beam them up. That's copyright. All right, guys. Get on the strange alien ships. Nothing to worry about. Man, I sucked a little on the other side of the planet. Yeah, no, you just screwed. They just don't know anything. It's like awesome. Have we already forgotten about the army of blue ghost people and where they came from and what they're doing? What the fuck are the blue ghosts doing? I know this is like shocking going from one scene to the next. But I'm like that. That's just like, we've just all processed and accept that happens. Well, we had a big water dragon earlier. I think we're just sort of moving on. Oh, my God. Oh, look, she protected it. You saved my life. They're having a moment. Do you reckon Alice will show up in episode two again? It'll make no sense. One of the benefits of parallel guys, you don't have time for this. Maybe they do. Are they? Are they in the future? Maybe they do have the time. I guess. I mean, I don't know. How did we even get here? What is happening? It used to be a YouTube star. Now look at me. His name's Oliver. It's a great name. It set off a whole series of events and neither you or I could have ever dreamed of. You became a hero. Trump became president. A husband. And I'm flying through time happier than I've ever been. That's amazing how you could overpower me considering how small and weak you are. Amazing how casual we talk about time travel. Yeah. You realize this changes literally everything. But okay. If we don't leave now, I'm afraid our extrapolator might not have enough power for us to return home. Oh, you're fucked because this is after the point you've said now. I would have given him a little bit more elbow room. So you stay here and stuff. Whatever's going on in your world, I hope it's all right. Oh, flash can just nail him, I guess. Is that it? Like, that was easy. That was easy. Yeah. That was actually really easy. Makes you wonder why you bought it. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's the thing from the wrinkle in time. I do not understand what's like mistakes are here. I don't. The universe is ringing. Look. I don't understand what the ghosts are doing. They're just flying around. They're quantuming the tower. It looks like a PS2 can't see. Come on, super people. Blow up the thing. We might lose the planet, but we can still save the people. Why are you yelling? I'm right here. We might lose the planet, but we can save the people. I think we'd be in trouble at that point. It's kind of fucked up. It must be a really powerful tablet right there doing all this quantum like calculations. It's a quantum tablet. It's Apple. Don't mistake us working together for friendship. Yeah. You don't have time for this. They're going to have their back and forth, Fringy. What have you done? She pressed the buttons. They did stuff. Oh, my God. View. Wait, what? Superman? She's stronger than Superman. What is happening? You actually acknowledged that she went up to it as well, by the way. What do you raise algorithm? We have 14 minutes before it makes contact with her. Oh, my God. We've got your back. We've got your back. Were they hiding behind in the wrong? They were hiding behind that thing. Why? All right, I guys on three. Oh, back with the ghost. Where are they back now? What is that? No, Dr. Manhattan ghosts. Are they beating them up already? There's five episodes of this. They've been on this platform to hold. Wait, what? Oh, my God. What is that? James left it for me. Okay. Wow, it's a good thing that you were there until that could stop all night. That woman's kicking them and then she punched them. She's just punching. Oh, my God. Why are you here? Maybe we could spread out and take a little more round. Oh, my goodness. Oh, okay. How is this battle lost? You're like wrecked. I thought they were winning. Man, Oliver sucks. Oliver has a plan to be evacuated yet. Not entirely. No, you don't have fucking long that takes. Can I just do it without him? What? What do you do that for? To stop him from teleporting him, I guess. What are you doing to buy time? You're just shooting ghosts. He pulled out all of your support, dude. What are you doing? Now he realizes it's hopeless. Wait, what happened to all of his arrows? No, teleport, please. He had like a full quiver. Arrows are gone. What? You fuck off. You can't just take all of his arrows. What happens when you only bring 20 arrows? But he had loads more. Oh, no. He dropped his hero moment. Just pull him out for fuck's sake. Is that the whole planet's evacuating now? That's everyone in those ships. Oh, that was way bigger than I thought it was. Did he? Okay. Wow. Oh, look at you. No, he's still alive. He's still alive. He's still breathing. He's just on the table like, what? What? Three billion souls made it to Earth One on the armada. Three billion? I calculate one billion souls survived due to his noble sacrifice. Oh, what? Okay. Why would that be the case? All he did was shoot a couple of ghosts. It's the guy from the credits of Batwoman Episode 8. I'm not anymore now. I'm simply a man serving his penance. What? How did he do that? He's just on the table. I'm not anymore now. I'm simply a man serving his penance. How did you get here? Can everyone tell a part of me? Wait a minute. Is he going to be like Dr. Bay? Is that what they're doing? Oh, I don't like that. I think that's what they're doing. Should we get him, like, an IV drip or... Like a Band-Aid? That's okay. Oh, he has some breath left, I guess. He's scratching up my face. They're actually not that deadly. This is my destiny. Oh, is he dead? Like, is he dying? He doesn't have anything along with him. It's just his face has got some scratches on it. I don't know. His suit's nice and clean. I gave it all up. Shouldn't we be, like, doing medical stuff? Oh, wait. You said Arrow's stopping after this, right? Is this, like, legit his death then? I'm pretty sure the show is meant to continue. That's all I thought. They're like, oh, they're not doing anything to help him. Oh, your arrows are back. That's kind of cool how you got this back. Mine are gone. Maybe get him an IV. Yeah, are you going to say, like, what's wrong with him? Did he do a heel check? Was he infected by a ghost demon? I mean, how has he hurt? Like, what happened? Yeah, his face is scratched up, but... He's dying of sadness. We know how powerful that can be. Oh, my God. They just let him die. Wow. He's like, how are you, like, seriously, call a doctor or something? Do you have medical facilities in this enormous space? This is not his ending, I foresaw. Things are turning out different. Wait, wait, wait. Speak up. Everything there is. Over there. Okay. Oh, okay. Why? You're a bit of a downer, dude. Just saying. Are they going to get reaction shots from everyone? Is Batwoman there? Well, he was kind of... This guy was the shittiest of them all, so I think they're still okay. No, Batwoman is kind of drawing with him, I guess, right? So wait, yeah. Arrow is just sort of dead unless they resurrect him. Yeah, he died. He's... That's not a way. That's not a way. That's not a way. That's not a way. That's not a way. That's not a way. What an absolute clusterfuck. So I just want to clarify, like, how dumb it was that he stayed behind for a few extra seconds, and I love how he was like, his action saved a billion lives. Like, what? Like, what? Oh, okay. How exactly? Arrow is a thing. If that's the case, then why didn't you just stay for seven extra seconds and save the whole planet? I don't even understand. Like, if that... There's only like seven billion people on the planet, so if you just stayed for a little bit longer, you could have saved everybody. Literally one of the members of all of those heroes wanted to stay and it happened to be the last person he attempted to teleport out. It's like, damn. How unlucky. And he like shot him with an arrow, that electrocuted him, I guess? Why couldn't he have just... Okay. So if he was stunned by that arrow, then shouldn't he have been obliterated to? And if not, shouldn't he have been able to teleport out, Green Arrow Man? All things are weird. I don't know where his powers are. I don't know. He did what he does. He's super smart. And he's super, super future. Well, that was something. I mean, the other thing is, is like, I don't know if this is even something that you can make as a TV show unless you have Game of Thrones budget. This is like, this is meant to be like an endgame level thing, but yet you have Superman, a person who can fly, just sort of standing on the ground kicking ghosts that are coming up to him. And it's just like pseudo big scale, but it doesn't feel like big scale and it doesn't feel like you're utilizing the powers of all the heroes in the best way possible. They all feel the same. Let's go to the top of this roof and just shoot ghosts and kick ghosts. I'm seeing something. Oh my God. Okay. If you go to the part where it scans around them all and play it slowly, Supergirl grabs nothing and throws it. Then she punches nothing. Oh, she hits one of them there. Wait, what time? I'm gonna scan through it and look at a different person each time. Yeah, she throws nothing. She just throws nothing. I figured this wide shot would have errors. They always fucking do these things. Can you imagine what the direction was here? So just punch at the air. We'll put some ghosts in there in the post. We'll put some ghosts. I think Batwoman is still my favorite. The battle's lost. Batwoman takes on four ghosts. What is their thing? They just get punched and fly away. Also that GoPro shot they have where some guy must have been running around with them like, Whoa! It's very distracting. It's very distracting because you can tell it's a lower quality camera. Like it's visible when you're watching it. Yeah, lower quality camera means it's harder to tell the bad CGI from the real stuff. And there's a part where our in the GoPro shot where our super girl kind of like twirls around and hits nothing. So that's two for the super girl at the minute. Just like weird punches. I just love the whole like the grab throw nothing move. You know for a fact that the CGI artist is like, Oh yeah, throw the beginning. Watch, arrow and miss arrow. Cause he does like this weird kick over her. The alien ghost thing. Just like just you can kick it and it disappears and it dies. It dies way before he actually kicks it. Yeah. It's so bad. Oh my god. When they get to teleport it, there's like no ghosts anymore. Also one of the ones the Batwoman Batwoman super girl punches like clearly doesn't connect. It's like, how did you have trouble with this? It's CGI. You can push it to it. Wherever you want. It wasn't 37. There's like ready the background. They go like it's like nothing there. It's just like fireworks. Also something. Hit away. Something turned into literal smoke. Like, did you made it? How does it work? Dude, I can see. I can see cars. I can see cars on bridges in the background. Oh no. Look at the bridge at the background behind the pillars. You can see cars driving on it. Like it's a normal day. Oh my god. You can. The world's ending, but there's a sail in pennies. Did nobody notice? Oh well. The hair looks better. The hair looks better. They nailed it. You know, for these far away shots they fixed it. Oh wow. What an embarrassing time to get teleport out as well with super girls. With this smoke face. Why did he pull out the two people who actually matter? I like the most powerful. Superman, Supergirl and Flash. Just keep them. Get rid of the rest of them. Can you stay for like three more minutes than everyone will say? Cheers. He gets rid of all these different people who are trying to say or do different things and then he talks to Arrow. It's like just go. Yeah. He's like, no one else got that chance. Let's just teleport him away. You know why? It's because I guess this was for the epic death for this character. These look the same because they shoot all of these shows like in Vancouver. The fucking huge-ass teleporter where the ship goes through goes into the grounds. What does Quantum Tower come from? Exactly. Because it just sprouts up from the ground. It was put there a long time ago is what the exposition lady said. They put it there. When alien teleporting man gets hit by the arrow and he sort of falls over, it looks like the mutton chop beard thing like flaps over his collar. If you go to like 3726, that's- Beards don't really do that when they're that small. I think you may have cut into the actual like fake beard. I don't know. Let's cut into it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just pushes it up. Looks like really awkward and not real. Oh, yeah. Oh, I see that. Oh, yeah. Another fun thing. When you go to 3821, right before he gets teleported onto his bed and they just let him die, he's actually already blood on the sheets before he appears in the shot. Oh, yeah. Wow. And I can't believe they just let him die. They're just like, all right, good job, boy. Oh, man, are you okay, buddy? Also, Batwoman's just not in that scene. I guess she got teleported somewhere else. She had to film the next episode of Batwoman. She couldn't make it. No, she has to find Alice. She's busy. I've got to find Alice. Oh, you're not kidding. She's not in the scene. Why? That teleport dude just dropped her in a dumpster somewhere. He's like, you useless fuck off. But yeah, that's part one. Part two is actually out three hours from now. And then part three is out a day after. We will check those out later. That was epic. That was Celesteel. I love it. That was insane. It's our girl's episode next. She's number two. She's going to be like the main character of the second part, I guess, because Supergirl was like sort of the protagonist of this in a way. Not really, but you know what I mean? Hopefully we'll get some Alice action. Got to bring her in. Have her battle the ghosts with her knife. I think she could probably kill a few of them. Oh my goodness. Let him die. These actors are really trying their best to convey this emotion and investment to everything that's happening. And I just could not care less about anything. I mean, they probably didn't get a lot of time for reshoots, I would imagine. I imagine this episode was made in like a few days. Oh, what's your favorite? What's your favorite character, everybody? I don't know, like Arrow, I guess. Maybe like he's dead. Yeah, we're not going to see Jacob in these episodes. Oh, yeah. I like the weird man, the science man, discount Loki guy. Why? I don't know. I think his accent is interesting. I think that's all I got, though. That's about all I can. It's the most superficial level of, huh, your accent's interesting. Mine's going to be between the baby. I guess you're my favorite. The baby and Batwoman would be my top two. I've known her so long. I've been through so much with Batwoman that I'm feeling it in every scene. Every blow, I just think of all of her history and how she came here from all of that. Our girls come a long way from that ice hole. Yep. She's dealing with this really well, considering everything. She was fighting petty criminals, and now she's saving many universes while fighting blue ghosts. Where's Alice? Where's Alice? I still can't get over the fact that she was pissed, so we dragged her away from fighting Alice's warehouse. What are you going to do? Walk up to her and be like, hey, stop it. That was a terrible fight scene, too, how she was just on the top of that armored car, and they all shoot at her, and nothing happens, and now she's just disappeared somewhere. I would have loved to see that without the cuts. I hope they're all footage of them doing that. I would hope it's not shocking to anybody that that was really bad. I just wanted to make sure we got that out there. It was really bad. But very entertaining. Oh, yeah. Certainly. Pro-diversity I have seen in a long, long time. That was awful. Some of this was bad. You go through the beginning of this episode especially. Oh, it is rough. Can't wait for parts two and three. We'll see you there, folks. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh my goodness. What you bring me? Oh, imagine being hyped for this.