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31 Jokes for NERDS!

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Published on Apr 13, 2011

In which Hank tells some seriously nerdy jokes. Harry Potter, theoretical physics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Chemistry, Engineering, Philosophy, Math, Computer Science...it's all fair game.

I chose 31 because I knew I wasn't going to hit 50 and I wanted to do a prime number.

Nerd Jokes in Your Pants: http://yourpants.org/showthread.php?2...

I made this video before Humpy Hank became a thing...but something tells me that humpy hang is going to become more of a thing soon.

Other Jokes:
50 More Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4...
50 Jokes in 4 Minutes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBsz...
50 Jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Gvst...

Thanks to everyone who submitted (and continues to submit) jokes. It's been a long time since I've done one of these so I hope you enjoy it.


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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HoodieSticks
Good thing Ohm wasn't on that road trip with Heisenberg and Schrodinger or he would've resisted the charges.
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Amber Shoffren
Your mother's so horrible her Patronus is a DEMENTOR.
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SilverWave
"Knock knock!" - "Who is there?" - "Doctor!" - "Doctor Who?" - "Exactly!" ;)
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Hanji
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can understand binary, and those who can't.
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catlover12670
I came here to tell a chemistry joke. . . But all the good ones argon.
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squarebamboo
1:17, Hank, that is not OK! It's CHCl3. I'm on my way out.
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Sean Ravel
The cop proceeds to tell Heisenberg; "You where going 180 kph!!!!" Heisenberg says, "Great, now I'm lost!!!"
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Frances Atty
I hate it when I send a really long text and the other person replies with "K" I'm rarely in the mood to talk about potassium
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Joseph Pradhana
how can we tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist ask them to say unionized
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ariel pink
Two chemists walk into a bar. One of them say, "I'll have H2O." The other one says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender is tired of this joke and gives them both hydrogen peroxide.
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