 I sat down today, and I thought, well, today's a normal day where I need to record a video. And I was scratching my head wondering, what should I record? And something popped to mind. Something rather exciting. And cringy. Mainly cringy. So a month or so ago, I came across a YouTube channel called RickRaptor105, I think it was, and he was reviewing people who did J-Pog movies. Very inspired walking with dinosaur movies. And one of those people that he reviewed was a guy called Ollie Rockon. Walking with Spinosaurus by Ollie Rockon is the first J-Pog video I ever saw on YouTube. Also, it's hilarious how transparent this kid's bias is. His finn teeth cannot crush bones like those of T-Rex. And he wasn't that intelligent. I used to know Ollie Rockon. In fact, I think I'm still friends with him on Facebook. He reviewed a lot of different channels that did these mockumentaries, where they just recorded in-game footage and plastered text over the top of it. But what he didn't know was that there was another YouTuber that inspired all of those. And that YouTuber was DV Rex. So a long time ago, this same beaver was an edgy teenager. Cast your mind back to a time when YouTube was just a baby, and there was a five-star rating system. And videos were at max length, more than, well, less than 10 minutes, that's for sure. They were probably like five to three minutes. And a little beaver who, uh, who wanted to be... Actually, I don't know. He just wanted to share his weird series with the world. Bear in mind, most people didn't know really much about YouTube. Even in high school, I think. It was in this platform where everybody knew what YouTube was, and everyone was using it. So buckle yourselves in because we're about to take a trip down memory lane to watch The Deadland. Ah, here we are. Oh, I can smell the dust on this old thing. Good lord. This channel right here was my serious channel, dedicated to my The Deadland series. What was The Deadland, I hear you ask? Well, you've probably seen that epic edgy little intro that I'm sure Teenage James would have been very proud of. So the series was heavily inspired by another creator called D.V. Rex. He made like the first, uh, proper series in Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, and it was like Isla... Isla Murta, episode one. This was a series about a bunch of people that ended up on an island, and then it turned out there were zombies. Oh, zombie dinosaurs. However, will they escape? And there was a bunch of other YouTubers who did similar things. There was Ollie Rockon, of course. I remember another one being Jungle Trooper. In fact, actually, if we go on to my Deadland page, and we go about, apart from me plugging my new channel at the time, Um, at the bottom there's a link. It says www.TheDeadlandSeries.Pixo.com. This is where I documented the process of making the series, as well as I had a segment that archived any YouTuber I came across that made videos in Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. But if you click on it now, now owns my old Deadland series. Oh, website, that's ridiculous. And finally, this brings us to the Deadland, heavily influenced by DVRx, who was the first ever YouTuber, like a story that progressed from episode to episode in Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. So if you want to find this series for yourself, I will have a playlist for it on The Gaming Beaver. But do not watch it, please don't. It's horrendous. Even though on the Deadland YouTube channel, it says that this was first uploaded May 19, 2011. We can go to my old YouTube channel, T091, and find that episode seven, part two, was uploaded 30 years ago. Um, so that means that this is, the trailer was probably put up 14 if not 15 years ago, making me probably 11 or 12 at the time of making this. Sorry about the people who, um, waiting for the Deadland series, um, that'll be on later. So here we go. The Deadland. Oh, this, this is the trailer for the Deadland. Oh my God, look at the quality. I don't even know what quality this is. I also unfortunately can't use the music because it's the intro song to one of the Resident Evil movies. Because I was, I was, I was edgy. I was like, yeah, have lots of fade-outs in the island. Oh, it looks all empty. But look at the quality of this. And the dimensions as well. This is way before HD and stuff on YouTube. Uh, look, I didn't even know how to hide my mouse or anything. There's supposed to be a panning shot of the helicopter. A crash. A crash. And there's no crash. I remember thinking, oh, how can I get like an explosion? I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. A strange compound. Look at this so far. Oh, look, see, look at that. I took ages to get them to stand there without any path. Because normally in J-Pod they walk around. What happened here? They're all, they're screenshot. Just a screenshot of dead people on the floor. What is over the, well, they were over the fence, James. Um, oh, look, what was that? Oh, the glitch that made people go really big for some odd reason. But for now, the marooned stay in the compound, wondering what is out there. And then I, then I just show it. I spoil it. A genetic malfunction. Oh, look at that. It's creatures from hell. Find out more in the episodes. Oh, it just, it just cuts. Oh, we, oh, we, we just got straight to it. So episode one. This I think is trespasser. Now that's supposed to be an explosion. After the helicopter had crashed. Yeah, I never could play trespasser. But the, uh, did you, oh, I just got that right. Little crying face in the background. Okay, I'll pause it just for a second. So I remember I couldn't play trespasser because my computer couldn't handle it. Trespasser. I know I had it on CD. I was so excited to get it and my computer couldn't handle it. So I made this on Fraps. It's a free version of Fraps. Never use Fraps. Ever. Because it makes files that absolutely huge. And I remember when I would like record these episodes or when I wanted footage, I would, I would click F9 or whatever it was to record it. And the game would literally freeze and then slowly start playing. So, uh, like every capture, I remember importing it to Windows Movie Maker and just cutting the start out because it would never look good. Unless I want like a slow-mo scene where they would start to go. Now, DV Rex, he paid for his Fraps. Probably might be why it's better, I suppose, but I didn't. So you're going to see loads of recurring characters here and there will be a plethora of flipping spelling mistakes in this. You're going to love it. Uh, and now the characters' names, they only have first names. I remember the characters. I, I use painstakingly every episode use the same models for those characters to get them to talk. And their names were actually what the, uh, the AI's names were. Because I was like, I don't know what to call them. Lee, his name's Lee. Actually, no. Lee was my friend's brother's name. I think he's the only one that I didn't. I didn't. There must be people over there, he exclaims. So I think this is just after a crash, although something was watching them from the trees. Oh good, no, no spelling mistakes yet. They had found a small gap in between the fence, which you can obviously see there. Sally, being a born leader, decides to take the group inside. Ooh, no spelling mistakes here so far. You're doing good, chips. Although two members of the group, Matthew and Peter, decide it would be safer to stay outside. Also, there's a lot of like Jurassic Park OST in here, original soundtrack. Matthew spots something in front. I might get that right off him, but Peter doesn't, whatever. Oh, he's dead! Oh! Matthew decides to join the rest of the group. You didn't see it, there was a really pixelated raptor chasing him. Just to get him to run, to the run animation. Inside the group decides to split up. Sven decides to check out the kiosk when he discovers something. Sven was a main character. Oh my God, what happened to you? Sally, what's all the fuss about? Prof, there's no time for that. You have to get to the turret. It's over in that bush. That fence won't... Oh, I didn't even have time to see that. Oh, okay, okay. Look, it's a raptor that killed Peter or something. And it comes and it's... Oh, here we go, the turret. Did I actually shoot it? I can't remember. Sally, what is that? No sound effects or anything, because I didn't know how to do that. Whatever it is, it doesn't... A while back, we tried to kill them all, but it didn't work of consequences. Get that bloody body and drive straight till you can see water. Okay, I'll come with you. So look at that! Did you see that leaf start walking with Sven? And I was like, oh yes, I can use that scene. It was me literally just following them until they did something that I wanted them to do. Not even a year before I decided to make the series, I had propped my camcorder in front of the screen and would talk over the footage as like a David Attenborough narrator, like with walking with dinosaurs or something. I deleted that series. I'm so annoyed at myself I deleted that series. I really wish I hadn't, because I'd love to react to that now. So guys, if you're watching, or if you're a teen or whatever, you're making some series that you think's really cool, and then you get older and think, I should probably delete this before anyone finds it. Don't do it. You will regret it. Keep everything. Keep it, because you'll look back at that and think, wow. Okay, so you've got episode two. So these are really short episodes, because unless you were like partnered or whatever, you could, for one, you couldn't have custom thumbnails, and you couldn't make episodes longer than five minutes, something like that. So here we go. So they're going to take the body, and they're going to drive till they see the water. So Lee, hey, wait! Sven, what? Look, it's the frog to the top right! What do you know? That we don't. Prof, do you want to kill that thing? Take it to the water and drop it outside and wait. Lee, I'm still not sure about this. Sven, me neither. He seems very secretive. There's no good-looking glasses here either. WTF? It must be quite far. So far, not too many spots. Well, I think we are here. Oh yeah, there's a river hour. I remember this. Yep, what do we do again? It was so hard to convey stuff, because you work within the boundaries. We take the body outside! I was joking. I know. Haha, funny joke. Well, let's get out the body. I remember having to set this up. Sven, now we wait. Oh yeah, that's a comatose raptor. Oh, here we go. This is trespasser again, I think. The soundtrack. This is like the copies running at Dieter Stark. You know, I was like, Lee, what are they? They're warning us! The Dress Up Part 3 soundtrack kicks in. I'm probably gonna have to mute so much of this. It looks like the smell brought them here, says Lee. Ah, he's trying to break in. Ah, stop it. They're checking us. Like Sven's the cool collected one here. Lee's the one who's like, oh, there's no girls here. They couldn't see that, but the raptor was, when they die, when they're undead, they turn living again. So I remember having to wait for the raptor to kind of be eaten before recording. So this was, there was a cheat code, if you didn't know, in J-Pop that allowed to turn your dinosaurs into zombies. And that's why the UV-Rex series was called Easler Murder, because that's what the cheat code was called. And I just decided to copy it and do my own thing because I saw him and I was like, oh, that's so cool. Zombies are cool. And dinosaurs are cool. I want to do my own. So here we go, Sven. That's it. That's what we've been waiting all this time for. Now we abate! Great! So this is, Sven, like, realizing, in my head, I wanted the audience to get it, that the professor tried to kill them by luring them, like, the body out, and the glophosals to kill them and have no evidence. So you're not supposed to know at the moment but the professor's evil. What you got there, Lee? Ow, ticket out of here! What, is he gonna drive? Oh, he's got a gun! Where'd you learn to fire one of those? This, again, was another cheat. You weren't supposed to do this. Like, in the Explorer, you're supposed to have a picture but if you put in a cheat, you could shoot dinosaurs. I love, there's a best cheat in the world. I loved it. Sven, you couldn't hit them if you tried. Oh, it's like, shh, is it gonna get shot? Oh, yeah, he got him well. The crescendo of the music kicks in and he's killing them all! Are you a soldier? Sh, Lee says, because he's concentrating. Oh my god, I remember this so much. Yes, I was. Let's get out of here before something bigger comes and give the professor, uh, I'll bring the gun so that they're going back now. But the dead bodies have attracted something! Oh, and then we've cut straight to something else. It's like, oh, it was so hard to, like, try to get, I could see what I was trying to do. Meanwhile, Matthew decides to go into the viewing platform. No, Matthew is my friend's name. I must have called him. I must have named him after Matthew. Matthew, I can see everything from up here. Also, the, ooh, she's, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, what, what? I can see everything from up here, what did I say? Ooh, she's got nice legs. It was just one of those things where your teenager's like, oh, that's funny. What else we got? Oh, he's looking around, he's looking around. Oh, I remember, you probably won't even see this. Matthew's like, huh? Now over in the distance, a T-Rex breaks through the tree. He's like, just see like it. Matthew's like, not again! Because he got attacked by the raptor last time. He's like, they're coming, they're coming. Wow, I like how I don't even move my mouse off screen. Sometimes I just keep it on there as night. Oh, oh, oh God. Oh, I missed that. Night's arriving. Something's happening. So in order to get the idea across that night is here, I darken the screen. Pro tips. I'm not joking. They are coming at random caps as well. It's beautiful. If what you say is true, we must go and talk to that professor, says Sally. Matthew to himself, I've got to get out of here and hide somewhere. You know, in all zombie movies, there's always a guy who's like, got to get out like that. That's who Matthew is. So, you know, he's already been through it. He's already been through it. He doesn't want to go through it again. Sally, where is he? Where is the professor? Oh, here they come. They're coming back. I've got a few things to say to that professor, says Sven. I'll bring the gun. Says Lee. I'll park the car outside. Lee, where is that guy now? Sven, he's not up here. Here he comes up. Oh, I can't see him. So he's trying to like use their animations to, I mean, you can't even tell. Sally, he's not here. There's just me taking a clip from the lost world. A driver, but like this event, like you couldn't get people standing still. So I just took a screenshot. You see the fraps kind of at the top, right? What was that? Sven, I've watched Jurassic Park too often, too often to know what's that. We have to do something right now. What are you going to do, Sven? Sally, me and Sven and this group will go in the car. That's right. I remember on my website, I had like pictures of the characters and their personalities and like if they're alive or not. It's like dead. Fine, I'll watch from the air in this. Like when, once you like research something, the little narrator says what the product is you've researched. And I vividly remember like taking that audio and then just like cutting loads of bits out so it sounded like she was breaking up. And I was like, that's so cool. I can make it sound like it's broken down. And of course the character comments on it. Sounds busted. Hope the balloon isn't bust too. I was so proud that I kept it all in. What are we really doing? Sally whispering. I'm trying to lure that monster away from here. Cause she's a hero. It's as if Sally's the main protagonist. So you're crazy how that's bad. There are more innocent people in that area. We may survive. I hate you says Sven. Just keep an eye out. You never know where he's going to be. Where he's going to show up. I think we've all got our eyes on it. Oh cause it's chasing them. Here it comes. More Johnson Park 3 sound effects. So wow, these are cool. Just keep driving, Sarah. Wait, is that Sarah and Sally? Yeah, Sally's the leader. It's still behind us. I got Sven, Sarah, Sally. Why do we have so many S's? Sven, that's a big b- Let's hope it keeps the T-Rex distracted. Yeah, look at this. They're fighting. How epic is this with the car in the background? You know how many times I took to get that go T-Rex? Nobody times I took this like to get this shot with the Explorer in the damn background. You see me turn the camera to keep the car on there. Come on, come on. That's what you're saying. Come on, come on. I've always been terrible at spelling. I feel sorry for that little guy. No. Do I say it got away? No. Okay. And this is why it's like, oh no. Come on. Let's go. Now. I'm so gonna have to mute some of this audio because it's just pure drossy box soundtrack. And then this is just like, oh look who's gonna win out of all of these. I don't even remember. Oh, does the T-Rex die? Look, I've slowed it down. I slowed it down to make it look like the T-Rex died and leave it on a cliffhanger. Did the T-Rex die? Yeah. See if you know J-Pog, that's Karkar. So T-Rex died. That's enough excitement for one day. Let's find a place to rest. Oh, oh God. Yes. So I had some ideas with this series, some big ideas. And this was one of them. And I didn't really know how to record it because it's in game. I can only do what the game allows me. So this was like a spooky kind of section. So like, oh, what's those buildings? Let's get closer. And I think this is more J-Pog 3 soundtracks because I didn't know how to rip down soundtracks. I actually had the CD. So I was just like, I was listening to the tracks and thinking what could this track be used for? And this is how this came about. Sarah, now this is cool. Sorry, it doesn't seem like it's been used in a while. So these are supposed to be like research facilities, but they're just cleaning stations in game. But we might see a different one here. Why would it have been built near the water? Questions. Let's park outside. I'm wondering if I managed to do it. Sven, you and me will go inside. You's, just wait in the car, Sarah. Sounds good to me. Sven, see you in a minute. Did I manage to do this? I can't remember. I had a plan for what to do. Anna? Well, this is boring. Who's Anna? Anna, I'm getting out, Sarah. Okay. Then the dot dot dot was supposed to be she speaks after like a sentence. Oh, Anna. Glad I brought my umbrella. Oh, I remember why Anna's here now. Glad I brought my umbrella. I wonder what is out there. She looks wistfully into the ocean. And here we go. She's taken too. Because she couldn't go into the water in Jurassic Park. I mean, Genesis, so this is me like trying to get like an animal point of view of something under the water. And it's, oh, it's going for the cleaning. Look at the frames per second. It's like three, if that. What was that? You see how for the splash sound effected, that was cool. And look at this me, it go up and down. I'm going to take a look into the water. This is her like looking down. Wow, it's dark. I got like the angle, I guess, right? I suppose. Wow, it's so dark. I don't know if the water was supposed to be black and white. I just wanted to make it like a cloudy. Hey, what was that noise? Better check it out. This is like, this is her going close to the edge. So the monster was about to get her, but she walked away. Hey, I found some notes. Sally, well, read them. We'll read them. They seem to be recent, right? Oh, this, this is me going back in time now. So like showing the incident that happened. When we had heard the news, we took the canisters in and closed the lid. We had heard what had happened, and we all agreed it would be better to get rid of it. We took it to the edge of the water. I don't need to hear the roars that, but that's that, that had been described to us over the phones. You see there's like smoke coming out of the water. We had thought we had succeeded, but to see what horrid gas, but to see that horrid gas coming out of the water. We lost a member of our crew today. Oh, surprise, shocks out of it. He was out fishing when he was gouged by the creatures that the devil, what? The gas has now reached the land. I am now locked in a secure room by myself. I dread to think what is happening outside. There's a mixture of like Jurassic Park, Resident Evil, and Dino Crisis. It was just like everything that I liked. I was like, let's put it all together. So the gas, ooh, I found my fellow scientists dead on the floor. At least I would have been, at least it would have been nicer. What had happened to the creatures on the island had happened to them. I have locked myself away in that same room. I like how I have to pause because I didn't leave enough space because you couldn't. Because you only had like three minutes. If anyone reads this, I have taken a picture of a creature you should definitely stay away from as I have been next to one. And I am assured to die. Goodbye. Goodbye! Oh, there it is. Although for whatever reason, I knew it was a long text, but I put it over the picture and I don't know why, but I did. So it's a little aphosaurus and you stay away from that. Anna, has it been you that's been making this noise? It's the creature! Oh, it's squeaking. What's going to happen? What's going to happen? It's okay. Don't be frightened. So it's like, it's like, you know the situation where the audience knows more than the people. Like, no, it's like a panto. Let's go away from it. Ow, it bit me. Oh, yeah. Literally like, bit is in a bit. Like, is that nice for a bit? Maybe. I don't even know. No! Go away! Says Anna. Is she going to get spout on? I can't remember. Oh yeah. I just want to make more. No, it's faster than me. As she's further away now. I wanted this chase scene. You're a what? You're a right? Ooh, an expletive. You know that? I think, does she get caught here? I think she does. I just wanted a cool scene where like, runs up to it and spits her. What is this stuff? It burns! Oh, it eats it. Oh, we can't show that. We can't show that. We have to see if she's okay. No, she's right. We might not want her back after what I've read. Sven knows. Episode five. We're like halfway through the series. Are you enjoying it? Sarah, why don't we go back and save Anna? Because Sven's the only one who knows. I think, I think because she was beyond save. Oh, did Sally and Sven go in? I can't remember. Now that's strange. Oh, herb of all. Sven. Well, don't, we'll don't hit it. Well, good going. You frightened poor creature. So Sarah's like the ditzy like kind of cat. I don't even know, man. I was just, I was literally just going from set piece to set piece with this series. And you'll see how crazy it gets, trust me. You think this is weird with the pollution in the zombie? It's going to get a lot weirder. Sally. And I wanted to sort of add that into the game. Like you just put in Zoo Tycoon, two footage in? What else is he going to do? Sally, should I be a two? It's a living dead monster. Now let's get some rest. Oh wait, that was Sally. Oh, okay. As we go forward, see things in the distance get closer. That was cool. I like the way the text put the jupe in the middle. It's like a huge head. I can't remember. This is still the ground shakes underneath. This is the narrator. The narrator says this. It's like a Walk With Dinosaurs Resonant Evil Game footage documentary thing. Oh, just about three footage. Sorry, soundtrack again? No? As morning arrives, the herd comes closer to the vehicle. This strange yet putrid sight was eye catching. Yon says Sally or emotes. Oh my god. Oh, lightning. What is it? Says Fen. Sarah, wow, could I touch one? No, it'll bite your hand off. Good Sally or Sarah, whatever. Or you could catch something. Fine dad. What did you just say? What kind of ride's beautiful? Nothing. I was trying to go and make it stuff up while like the footage was playing. I remember just like putting all together then going, okay, let's do the text. I preferred like just having, you know, the footage, but I was like, no, we have to have text. So that was me just like, well, I've got time. What did you say? So they're still having an argument. What acrocanthosaurus are, are like chasing them in the distance, but they don't realize it. Oh, it's like we, the audience, no more. I think we need to get, we need to go now. Not until I know what she said says, so they're still having this argument. What is huge carnivores around? And there was no mods. I never put mods on this. Sven, watch it. I always thought if I put mods in, if they made J-Pog 2, it won't be compatible. So that's why I didn't do it. Sorry for what? Okay. This is just suicide says Fen. Oh no, he's going to kill him on top. I remember making so many addresses and stuff for this scene. We're going to die. Sally, you're the hero. What are you talking about? We're not going to die. Do you know who's directing this? T091 at the time. Soon to be the Deadland. Soon to be Beaver Media. Soon to be Caving Beaver. I've had lots of aliases. So is this where the acrocanthosaurus go? Oh, well, let's chase them. Yeah, look, the car's in the distance. It's like he's going for the car. Learn how to drive. Is Lee there? They're not driving, Sally. What? Oh, right. So Sarah's saying it to the to the parrots. Like learn how to like as if they're cars. Oh, that's funny. I wanted to shot with the car running through, but there was no way of that happening because the cars would automatically stop if something broke the way. While the younger two are catching their prey, the adult has something else on the menu. I'm trying to, I just went to like move the mouse and I was like, no, it's, I can't, it's the game. I'm sure he's after a seat. Sven has to tell you what I want you to know. God. Oh, Beavers. Oh, James. You thought this was so cool at the time, but for now it settles for something else. I'm definitely going to have to change this order. This is just literally a full track from Jurassic Park 3. Sven, who was that? Oh, did you see? Oh, I, I don't know. There was like, there was a person standing there. If you barely would have had notice, just like time to see it. Watch out. Oh, spinning out of control. Oh, there's raptors. Yeah, you barely see them, but now the raptors have joined in on the hunt and they're also taking down the, the Parasaures and Cruisersaures and Edmontosaurus. Is it going to kill it? Is it going to kill it? I like completely away from the story. You have to find out. You have to know. Will it get away? I mean, if it did, I wouldn't show you, right? I think. Does it not look, there's so many different shots of it. I'm like, die already. Oh, and it died behind a tree. The, I would like to say that was directive choice, but no. As the crew, episode six of Blinders, as the group and the vehicle make their way back to the compound. What's going to happen? Someone is making their way back to the stations by the sea. I call those stations. Why? I should have called them like labs or something. I don't know why I call them. So this is the professor. This is his backstory moment. This is that moment in the anime where it's like different from the rest, but it's all backstory for one character so you understand his motives. Before I even watched anime. Oh, like the beautiful music. Oh, what? It's supposed to be like, oh, he was, he was this great man. Oh, look at Drio. Who is zombie Drio? How's he going to react towards it? What's he going to say? Oh, he's just, he's just wistfully looking at the herbivores, the peaceful herbivores, looking at his creation. Now you could cheat it. I better stay still. They look vicious. Oh, no, he thinks they're all bad still, even though they're herbivores. Oh, yeah, remember times. So to get a character to stand still, what you had to do is place one bit of path and then crash the car next to it or explode the car or something. Then the man would, or the character would run to the path and then stand there and do nothing. If it was as long as it was one bit of path, he wouldn't run away or do anything. He saved the game, loaded the game. The path would be gone. Something about J-Pog just meant that if there was one square path and you close the game and reopened it, it would be gone. So it looked like he was standing there and he chose to stand there. Really, there's an invisible path. What? It took tricks of the trade. Oh, oh. He's like, oh, oh. There's a guy, I love that he went slower as he went past them. It was just bumping into him. So he's scared of these creatures. It looks like you want to play. Yeah, they couldn't, they couldn't hit people either. They couldn't move people, the dinosaurs. So it didn't matter how close you got, he wouldn't shift them. Maybe, just maybe, these creatures are friendly. Oh, look now, birdosaurus. Ah, that's lovely. Patchy's trying to whack him there. I like how he got, Malice definitely called there instead of the patchy. It looks like they're trying to scare him off. Look, there's loads of them now. They got their family and friends to warn him off. And Sven's running, go away, shoot. So he's running towards the albino saw telling him to leave them alone. It looks like it's working. It's like that scene in Dinosaur where they all roar at the carnival and backs off. Oh yeah, they got him. Yeah, hit him right where it hurts. Yeah, he got him. I think they do kill him because there's like a couple of frames where he turns back to normal if I remember right. Did they get him here? Oh, is he dead? Yeah, message from Dr. Sadler. Bye, my new friend. The thing is, I could have just muted the in-game audio so you never got a message from Sadler. So this is where it all went wrong. All the lives that have been lost. See, the music kicks in to be spooky. This is where I was like, well, this is where I'll tell the story. I can't let there be any witnesses to this catastrophe. Oh, that's it. Oh, oh my God. Part seven. No, sorry. Part seven. Part one. This is where I uploaded in pure quality. This is 13 years ago now. Later that night, the group assembles. Look at that. Look at the quality of that. Oh my God. What happened? I can't even remember what happened. I think if I got a different PC or something or learned how to export, I think I learned how to export properly. The footage always looked like this. Sally, now that we're all here, what do you think we should do? Sarah, has anyone got a mobile phone? Sven, I've got one. I never know. She's wearing like a turkey shirt. I never know that as a kid. I've got a gun in the car. Bob is a new car. Bob's new. If you wouldn't mind me, I think I have an answer. Look at me. It looks like a professor type. Bob knows what's going on. If you have time to listen to it. Right. There was a balloon ride over there. Just go in. Just go in it. And you should get a decent signal and call the Navy or something. Well, that's mine. Bye. I was going to say go to the top of the hill in the car, says Sally. I like because there was only so long that they would sit down in the rest area before they get up and go. So without I'd have to wait for him to or another character to look the same to walk around the park and eventually go back. And I didn't have time for that. Sven, shut up. Oh my God. Poor Sarah. Sven. Is everyone in? Yep. Let me just turn my phone on. Oh, look. There's the hairballs and the brachisols now. So as you can tell, if you know anything about Jurassic Park, we're about to get that scene. Is there any bars? Give it a minute. Here we go. Here it is. Here's the scene that every Jurassic Park film has. Hey, look down there. Sarah. They're so cute. I wouldn't say cute, says Sven. We need to go higher. Oh, look at them. Putrid festering things. But they're alive and they're beautiful. Even if they are undead. That's what we need to learn here, people. Look at them. You know, Long, it took me to set this all up. 12 year old James had to like spend a whole day getting this scene ready. And I actually made them right next to the island. I didn't like make a separate place to put them. I was like, I put them on the island. I probably saved it before I let them all out and then I just delete the hatcheries for a later scene. Like how you can see the flagpole to put a balloon to know a direction to go in. Oh, my God. Geez. I couldn't have tried to like turn the camera a little bit because I had to get the things in. Hey, is that how I think it is? Says Ollie. Oh, look, there he is. Yeah, that's the professor. Where is he going? Move the binoculars up. It's camera boring. Why would he want to go back there? I don't know, but I've got a bad feeling about it. Do you know what Sven's going to do? Look at the unhappy faces. I guess I'll have to sneak in. He knows the place, you see. He knows it. Part two, because it was too big to fit in one episode because it was like six minutes long. I remember posting something about this next episode. It's so big, it's in two parts. I hope Sven isn't there. Oh, Sven said that. That professor was supposed to say that. Oh, my God. Sven, I wish I was there. I would give him a piece of my mind. Sven, let's go back now. It's poor off. Yes. Now that I'm in, I can place them. What's he placing? Oh, this is Jurassic Park, OST. Maybe at this point, I learned how to rip music down. I think I'd learn this. Prof, that should do it. Oh, he's placed something in there, the viewing platform. Prof, where are those other people? Anyway, these are all people that don't count towards a story. Now for the rest. What's he going to do? What's he going to do? Oh, oh, there it is. Bum, let it look, Bum, right. It's the catastase from the shore. Can't this thing go any faster? Look, look, he's leaving. He's Sven's spot him. Wow. It's only a matter of time now. Is he going to walk away? There was a button you could press to not show the things come up. I think I'd better leave now. See, I had to wait for him to turn around for him to say that. I was like, it's done. I'll go away. With that stuff, there shouldn't be any survivors. Oh, and he's looking out. Yep, that's some strong stuff. Oh, God. Oh, Vitality, come on. We're going to have to make another trip. I've got to try and find out what he's at least going to see. No, he's left the group. He must have planted something somewhere. Maybe a bomb. Why would he think there's a bomb? Lee, where would he plant something? Hmm. This is all the little happy faces of people because it's a dirty park. Oh, is he going to find him? Is he going to find him? The clock's ticking. Oh, there's a dryer sword in here. I didn't know that was in there. Might as well ask if they've seen him. Like I said, oh, well, might as well have a cheeseburger. Yum. Do you think we have enough time to get back there? Yeah, I think we've got enough fuel. I'm just wondering why did they leave? Oh, they're trying to track down the professor. Oh, look at this camera zooms. My God, he's learned it. Is it in the toilet? Is it in the kiosk? Where is it? Why wasn't there kiosk? No, it's too late. No, Lee, get out of there. Run, get out of the- Continues coughing. Oh, no. What's all the green stuff? I think we're too- Oh, it's spelled right this time. No, I really died. I put in the cheat to kill all the guests. I think they're- I don't think there is anyone left. No, Lee. Do we see Lee dead? Damn that professor is like slamming down. I think maybe Lee was- I don't know. Did Lee die? I still don't think I've got rid of Sven in his group. Now you see here, right? This little thing to the right, where you get one of these random information boards. And unfortunately, when I placed that bit of path, that was all that happened. Now, I think I liked the angle. I liked the way he was looking. So I was like, ah, I saw that. Just leave it. I still don't think I've got rid of Sven in his group. Maybe there are some survivors. Wait, what's this? What's this? Oh, no. I like how you can even hide them coming up. They just die. Like, oh, they're scared. This bad. I don't know why I chose the different- Oh, sorry. Right. I, from this point on, can't remember what happens in this series. And I cannot wait for four minutes. So we're still in the YouTube infant stage. It's like 12, 13 years ago. Now this was good quality stuff now. I still hadn't paid for Frabs though. After the balloon got sucked up and dropped. I spelled balloon wrong as well. The balloon, the survives, ended up in an unknown area of the island. The survives. I missed an R, okay? Desperate to find out what had happened to the compund. They stayed close together and moved in a group. I was taking myself very seriously at this point. Unfortunate for them, something else was about to happen to them. Bob, come on. We have to go check this place. Oh, Bob came with them. No, we can't, says Fen. We have to stay together. So this is where I was like, okay, this is serious now. You stay together, I'll be back. I'd broken away from the compound. I was like, let's do something different. So now they're out in the wilderness. Great. Now what? I tell you, it was a bugger to get them all standing. I guess we just wait. Okay. Well, this sucks, says Bob. Proth. Now that they've been taken care of, I can escape from this place. You know what was interesting with the series? I don't think I ever had a plan. I was just going episode to episode, thinking what would be cool. I hope that little boat is still there. And you'll realize what the problem is with this, with doing that. I really shouldn't talk to myself. I might be going mad. I wonder what happened to my friends. I was really happy with that shot. He walked so close to the trees. Oh, balls. He bumped into them. What did you do to those people in the compound? They've, out of all this good, they've managed to put them into them. I'm telling you, it wasn't me. There are people here who said they saw you walking to various places. Explain that. Come on, Proth. What are you going to say? Yes, I did go into the compound. But what's wrong with needing the loo? You know, not going to pee out in the open. Well, I think that's all there is. Oh, this is with Sven. Or I could be wrong. You know, not going to pee out in the open. Well, I think that's all there is. Oh, this is with Sven. Or I could be wrong. He's stealing, he's stopped and stood still. Oh, I didn't run away. You don't like it takes to get shots like that. Oh, this is the one that killed the T-Rex. He's alive. So Sven comes running back. Help, help, someone. It's here. No, come on. I'm so glad I decided to record this. This is so much fun. It's him. He's back. Who's he talking about? Oh, he's running back to the group. Sally, I know who he's talking about. We have to move. Sally's got this telepathic link here. What's all this? Why do we have to move? Says the professor. I've, you've just bumped into me. Oh, oh, it's still sleeping. It's still sleeping. Oh, it's not sleeping anymore. It's a zombie dinosaur. So where moving? Says Sally. Oh, here we go. The hunting music from Jurassic Park. Oh, it's awake. Could mean Sven running away screaming. Why don't we just all stay still? I've seen it in the films. Oh, no. You can't see me. Oh, I got him though. Oh, it's not a T-Rex. That's why I think that was my explanation. It was like, it's not a T-Rex. He'll die. Oh, the professor got his comeuppance. He can't eat it. Oh, there you go. Look, I think that's the compound. No, leave the compound. Are we going to go back? Sven, everyone stick together. Look at them run all in the same direction. I put a path slightly out of the way so they ran towards it. I think we should be safe together. Says Bob. There's a lot of people running there. There's only five characters or something. Sally, everyone calm down. She's a natural born eater, is Sally? If you didn't know, we've got much time. You must hide somewhere, says Sven. Look at this place. It's like World War One. How old is Bob? I thought he would have made... Oh, no, there he is. There's Lee. If he did, the twister got him. We have to do something before it comes back. Oh, I remember what happens here, I think. Oh, episode nine. I'd be careful. You don't know what these bodies could have lured here. Oh, oh, oh, a raptor hiding in the bush. We're getting very hard to get that shot. Just keep your eyes open. There's people that just glance over it, but that was tough. And look, this is great. I love this. He's in the toilet! That was a hard one to get. That was a really hard one to get. Now, oh, oh, it got it. So what was interesting about that shot is when you click Fraps, when you're recording with Fraps, the game does some weird stuff, or it did with my computer. So you'd have raptors attack T-Rexes when they shouldn't, and raptors use the toilets when they shouldn't. And that was one of them. I've got to get out. Oh, he's got to get to the turret. That's right, because it was a turret. Yeah, I forgot about that. Oh, look, there it is. Go on, Sven. Yeah, there he is. Don't worry, everyone. It's all under control. Look at that. He's mowing down there. This is an epic scene. Oh, but it's about to get a whole lot worse for our adventurers. It's like, oh, look, it broke down the fence. Is it looking? I would have had an over-the-shoulder shot. Like, this supposed to be so epic. This could be bad, Sven. Oh, but it's still, I've still got to give it a go. Yeah, I remember it only took like three shots to kill it. So because it was eating a dinosaur, I could like proper nail it, so people who knew what they were talking about like knew what was happening. But like, why is it still alive? Must be undead. But it's still alive, look. And that was the raptors like trying to like scare it. And when I go away, they're barking at it. It's chaos. There's, oh, it got, it got gotten again. Oh, a different one. Look how mad this is. This budget, the budget for this series is through the roof. Oh, no, says nameless person. Help me, someone. Damn, he's too dead. He must have a weak spot. Oh, that's right. He's like, I can't kill him. He's too dead. Shoot the legs. Take the legs. Now maybe he'll trip them up. I see him pop out the top there. Gotcha. So yeah, he knocked him down, but he's not dead. You see in the real game, he would have died there. The car corridor has been shot, right? It's fallen down. Now I wanted it to look like it was, you know, it's injured. But the only way to get it to do its limping animation was to make it sick. And you can't do that. So you have to just keep the game open until it eventually catches something. So it's waiting ages and then eventually, there it is. And not only that, but I had to have it knocked down by something for it to then get up and then look sick. That's the effort that I had to put in to get these shots. And I think it just flies over everyone's head. It's like, what is this rubbish? And it is. It is genuinely rubbish, but there was effort put in to make the rubbish. Maybe this is our chance to get out of here. Look, he's wounded. What happened to the phone call? Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That's literally me saying it. Oh yeah, I called the... Hey look, there's a car coming. Oh, who's this? Who could be driving a car? And who did he call? Hey wait, who's driving the car? So many questions. Who is it? Matt! Hey there friends, I see you're in a spot of trouble. Don't worry, you'll be safe in this car. Look at his face. He's got, he's got that grin. And I think once I looked at his character a little bit more, I was like, wait a minute, I could do something here. I don't think you have a choice, says Matt. This was a bit unexpected. And off he goes. The eye is like, oh you got away. Fine. And the end of the crescendo. Beautiful. Where are you taking us? Matthew, don't be afraid. Sally. What does that mean to mean? Sally exclaims. What kind of music is this? I don't want you to be afraid of death. It's coming to us all. If you just put the gun away, I'm sure we'll cooperate. Oh, he's got a gun at them. He's got a gun at them. There you go. I have to translate that through text. I've got to stop here and get something, says Matthew. This is like Harry Potter and Gringoths. He's like picking up the floss of the stone. Fine. But forced. You got to tell us what you're, I don't know, I missed that last bit. What you got, where you're going? Oh, and then I had to manually take care of us. Sven. Well, well, that's what he's like. Well, I'm going to the toilet. He's lying. Don't believe him. Sally, quick. Let's get out. Sven, it's too late. He's locked the doors. Good writing. This is good writing. Ooh, little dryos outside. Having a little drink. Oh, security cameras. I like good job. This is supposed to be somebody else. Sorry, he's coming back. Oh, that's it. Oh my God. Guys, we're on like the second last episode. It's about to go crazy. It's about, I'm about to dig myself into a corner that I couldn't, I didn't know how to dig out of. Are you ready for this, Matthew? Well, we're close. I wonder what year this was. Probably still 12 years ago. Close to what, says Sven? Boy, these close clips are huge. Sally, is that all you can think about? Because there is a ditzy, you see. Sven, maybe they're hiding something, like they are hiding something. Exactly. Sven knows. Sally, hey, why are we stopping? Matthew, I'm afraid this is where your journey ends. So this is it. You're just going to leave us here? It's not bad. Yep. Yep. Hey, what's that? Is that the thing that killed Peter? Oh, that's right. Because remember the very start? Matthew and Peter? Oh, not for, okay. Through it. There you go. That was from a tornado. No, stop. You won't see us. So Sven knows. He's like Alan Grant. He knows it's vision is based on movement. Don't stop now. Put your foot down. I thought he was dead, says Sally. Is he going to say something about, I wasn't planning on showing you, this says Matthew. So Matthew was planning to just drop them off in the middle of nowhere. Sally, no time for that. We've got bigger problems. Oh, this is, this was good. This was good. I had to like slowly tap because of the lag. Otherwise I'd zoom off. No, this, are you ready? I had to plan this to make sure that it would go over. Down the other side, T-Rex can't get over that. There we go. Oh, look, and here we go. The T-Rex is like, oh, fine. I'll go away then. What is this place? Looks man-made. You don't say. Matthew, this is where my journey ends on this planet. Planet? I'm off. I've given you the keys for the car, says Matthew. For what good it'll do you. Like I said, we all die. Just it comes to some of us sooner than others. Oh, oh, we thought, but the T-Rex, wait, I don't even see the lure. That's me trying to get the T-Rex to roll. I've placed a lure like right there. The T-Rex found another way into the canyon. Oh my God. Sally, I'll drive. Damn, that truck with teeth got in. I don't know why I said that. I think somebody else said that. We need to get back over that hill again. There's one, oh look, there's food in the distance. Build up some momentum. Are they going to make it? Oh, they're going to do it. Are they going to get out before the T-Rex bites them? He caught the engine. Oh, you see that? It opened its mouth while it was like, oh, so it blew up. Do you think he saw us? This is talking to Matthew in the helicopter. Yep, I'm just thinking, where do we go from here? I like it. Oh, oh, look at that. Look, I put an effect in. Sarah, let's go. He won't come back. Sally, I don't want to stay here. Matthew, I love you. Oh, shut up. Don't even try. So that was her like, no, come on, I love you. Oh, God. Then what do we, what do you suppose we do? There's a bad situation. I suppose we should split up and try to find that building we st- down off at. That's why the visitors said that they need to get back there. Sarah, all right then, let's get started. And off they go, off they go. What? Are they still seeing Matthew up there? Oh, it just went night. Great. Now it's getting dark. I couldn't fade. I just had to like put it on the scene. You couldn't fade. It was like, boom, it's dark. Oh, well, at least it stopped raining. Oh, that's Max. Max is a new character. Oh, look, look, look at that. Let's stop raining. That's the first thing that's gone right. What's that? Up there. What is it? Like, what are you talking about? How many lives is it going to take before, before, look above you? Is, is that? I think it is. But that could be right. He's jumped the shark. So that was from Age of Mythology. There was, there was, I remember going into the editor and finding like, because they do all the cutscenes in Age of Mythology, you can make yourself. And at one point, there's like a view of the earth. So you could, you could have the earth. And I remember thinking to myself, wouldn't it be a cool twist if they looked up and then you could see the earth. And it's like, they're not on planet earth when they, oh. But that was the end of season one. And I remember thinking like that season. Oh my God. It was so good. It had seasons. And I remember thinking to myself, wait, what do I do now? How do I explain this? Oh no. Episode 11, season two, I think is the last one. Are you ready? Oh, are we having a flashback? Oh, we have an intro. Oh, maybe there's two episodes. The Deadland. I made that on like, freetext.org and you type it in and generate it. The Deadland 2. So this actually had an intro and this is the intro. That shot is actually from my Numa Numa video. The Deadland 2. As if you didn't see that already. You need to see it again. Here we, oh look, a zoom out. But it's still the same dimensions though. If we are going to find the building, we're going to have, why is the quality terrible now? We're going to find a building we are going to have to know where we came from. I'm sure we came along the river. But did we? Did we though, Sally? Or Sarah? God knows. There's too many episodes. And if not, we might find our way back to the compound. I wonder if this was like a bigger dimensions, but I forgot how to render it out properly. No, I'm not listening to you anymore. You always lead us into more trouble, says Bob. He's gonna, he's gonna go off. I'm going my own way. That's certainly not how you die. Definitely not. Oh, something looked around the corner there. We don't need him. He's not the one who talked about the balloon and that amazing idea. Come on, gang. Let's follow the river. Come on, gang. Trees means safe, says Bob. Oh, you see that? That was from a different angle. And it was like a lower angle from within the trees. That was from a viewing dome. Just any way to try and get different angles. So what's your story? Why were you on the helicopter, says Max? Oh, this is like, why were they the whole time? Harry? Who's new? And do I have to tell you, Max? No. Wait. Wait. You see that? Yeah, it's up in the distance. There's something in the distance there. You see that? Never mind. I'm hungry. Oh, no. Now he's unhappy. Oh, but it's still there. It's properly this planet's air. I'm going to say it's probably this planet's air. Oh, God. I think D.V. Rex did a similar thing, and he boxed himself into a corner. It was like, oh, how do I, how do I get out of this? Bob, shoo, go away. Oh, he literally said go. Oh, that was a good shot. I love the way that looked. So this is interesting. This is like D. the Stark. That's it. And then he's supposed to whack him, and that's why he falls over, but like, how can I show that? Go away. Much better. So Bob now, for whatever reason, because we've only seen his great plan. We don't know what kind of person he is. So all the people are on the middle island, but there's Serato on the left. Sally's like, not much farther now. But is it? Oh, I can't explain it. Boredom, this is. This has been one really weird weekend. Nice that it's going. Oh, missed it, James. You didn't leave enough time for me to read it. Oh, but Serato's up. Serato's up, and he's moving around. He doesn't know where he's going. Run, run! Says Harry, because we've already lost Matthew now, so we need new characters. Why are we running? Oh! Oh! I like how Sally's changed. I think now Sally's ginger. Oh. Oh, so this was not hungry though. Oh, but wait! Bob's by himself! Oh, no! And he's standing still because he's on a path. Sven, there it is! Oh, I wonder if I managed to do that. Where have you been? Oh, wait, what? I don't, I don't, was it supposed to be? Oh yeah, I remember this bit. Oh, no! I actually did the next episode, and I never uploaded it. I got, I got like three quarters of the way done. They found an audio log. I remember recording, and I might even have part of it. I don't have the file because it was Windows Movie Maker, and it was an old computer, and that computer's long since gone, so I'm never going to have it back now. But I remember getting zombie sound effects, so they go into the visitor center, and they find like an audio log, and then they hear from inside a room, like zombies and stuff. I remember putting all the audio together, and it sounded so cool, but there was no visuals. And I was thinking, do I have it just like black screen? How do I record this? And I think that's when I stopped. I was like, yeah, I'm done. Oh my God, was that like, yeah, look at that, eight years ago. That went up to eight years ago, and I want to show you this. So this whole series is 13 and all more years old, and I re-uploaded it to my Deadland channel. I don't know why, but I just wanted like something official to be like the Deadland, and I think it had a director little tag. If you remember like underneath, like profile pictures on the old YouTube, you could categorize what kind of channel you were, and I had director. I was like, yeah, I'm a director. So that's why I made the Deadland. But on the Deadland, it's only eight years old, but really it's over 13 years old. So if you scroll to the comments, who's this? It's Swerve. Did I respond to it? No one cares. Oh my God. Oh, well, this is so much fun. Kind of ended the series, and then I started getting to like edgy tributes for like T-Rex and Triceratops, which ended up getting millions of views, and then my first ever animation that I did. I'd like to do a video of like all my animations, like to present day kind of, and just to show you like how far you can come from like terrible beginnings, and maybe inspire somebody who is doing terrible stuff now, or at least, you know, they think it's good, but to everyone else in my thing, it's terrible. But if you stick at it, you can end up like me. Let's play. So anyway, guys, if you enjoyed this video, oh, it was fun. A trip down memory lane for me, and a trip down cringe lane for all of us. If you enjoyed the video, leave a like, and until next time, I'll see you later. Oh, bye-bye.