 Hey there friends, how's it going my name is Kevin and today we are playing table manners of which I have none look I play games for a living. I love it Early beyda, so we're just gonna jump right in And see what I can do It's like ASMR so many people just found my channel through this video and have already left So you kind of get the idea already without me having to explain I've played games like this before where you will get You know clunky hands like my own that I'm not really good at moving around and I got to do simple tasks Oh, what's this a new match? This game is already unrealistic. That's a no for me That would involve social interactions. Nobody ever reads this to you That's very quirky of you Susan, but I don't appreciate the unoriginality finley. Oh, you're even worse Oh my god Merlee and Merlee isn't even a name. Just say something original for once and I'll date you You know what the hate and fine instant match. They all want me. We're going to the meet-up I hope I said something like hey want to meet up and spelt it like meat if she does not match me after that You know, she's desperate which for me is absolutely perfect. Don't you wave at me taunting me that you can use your hands Let me try and wave back Such jiggly fingers here. I'll share my food with you. Here you go my little sweet roll eat up He tops the sweetums. All right, let's just put this here for you for later You wouldn't mind if I stuck a steak in your armpit, would you? There you go sign of romance Oh, and here's a flower. Do you want to eat that pinkie eat her? I don't like her smashing stuff No, oh, she actually wanted me to do something. I'm supposed to be lighting the candle here Oh, we have matches over there. All right, you know what Hayden? I'm sorry to say my fingers What I was gonna say is I'm sorry to break this deal, but I think this date is a write-off Don't get angry at me. You weren't interacting with me at all. Okay. We rescheduled hey All right, I mean sorry Light the flower on fire blow on it make a wish. She doesn't want to in fact. I don't think this is not one to do I think this is just pain what's that your food isn't cooked enough. Oh my god. I'm actually cooking it What actually is it? Oh? Or what was it? I should say it's have some wine. Where's the wine? I'm gonna make a feckin Moltov gently gently How about fine would you just leave? Oh, oh, sorry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on I'll get some of it in there you go. How romantic oh sugar guess we're done with the wine these fries need some salt But you've no issues with the steak. Oh, the steak needs some pepper. Okay. Yeah, that'll solve it like the right over by you I don't see why you can't do them. Okay at some point this becomes salt with fries rather than the fries with salt All right, I'm stopping for your own benefit. All right. Let's get rid of that burnt taste I don't know how the peppers even pouring out to be honest. It's coming out the top I leave that in your glass your wine could use some flavoring ketchup's not coming out Can you bang on it a little bit? Just give me a hand here. Would you okay now a lot is coming out? Oh, she liked it. Well, not the meal. She's gonna shove on that away for herself. I got the rating call me Oh, she's obviously seen the videos. She's making a reference. Just let me live my life. God damn it Oh, I cannot remember what it was like to be an average human being anymore All right, this guy has a unique bio. He likes long walks on the beach, but also cozy nights in this is me Asking you out awesome. I can't wait. Let's make a joke wait No, I didn't say for him to make a joke. I wanted to do it Why don't crabs like sharing their shellfish apologize for that? I said, I'm sorry. I'm foaming now What does that mean? Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? I see just keep apologizing and seducing Oh, yeah, rare extray nozzles. How are you pounces on you? You're so warm. Ooh It's like I just threw up a little go away. Did it hurt? Let me guess when I fell from heaven Yeah, and you landed on your face I Don't know why it said I died, but I guess I died inside that was pretty painful to be fair go back to plan B Hayden hey Aiden Hayden answer take me out against some time X seduce her. Oh, yes, the rare nozzles How are you? I just drop no no no no no seduce again. Wow you really messed up. Let's go on a date Please fine. How bad can it be great? We should order. Okay. I'll just take five beers, please Oh, I can only order three facts sake. Do you mind pouring both our beer? Oh, I'm Irish These are just for me. You can get your own. Yeah, okay. Take it. It's romantic. I write in the eyeball That's where you absorb the alcohol fastest trust me. I'm Irish some great options on the menu You're just angry because you didn't get a beer. What do you want soup? No, you can feck off with soup You can get a pizza and some fries. Those are fine with me. I thought you wanted it God damn it girl said so much mixed messages. Probably should have put this on a plate first Think about it. Oh, okay, that definitely killed someone. Maybe it's just undercooked. I honestly have no idea what you want lady Could you be more specific? Oh? She liked it Yeah, that's got flavor on it now. I want something, but I'm not sure what feck's sake. I'll just leave that pizza on fire These fries need salt Jesus Christ. I didn't even give you a drink How are you gonna manage with all this and in fact those fries are gone I threw them away. Oh no, not a single fry. Please all of them all of the for okay I'm gonna drop. All right. You know what waiter. Can I get some more fries? Damn it. Okay. There we go. You're your fries lady. Okay. There is a fry. She also wants brownies Give me brownies. Where's the candle? I thought it's there. This is dangerous feck off catch up. How do you like matches? This isn't lighting it. I like a match. Okay. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on light the candle I'm gonna put this on your other slice of pizza because it looks like you could use some averaging out Otherwise the other pieces might taste more burnt if one of them isn't burnt But if they're all burnt, they'll all taste equal and that way probably a bit better overall You've nothing to compare them to. Oh, yeah, I got the whole finger guns in most cases. That's good But I think in this case, she's actually gonna kill me. Hey there. I'm using blunder when you found the king of blunders Let's go on a date mid conversation. I'm just saying hey She's like hello or oblivion NPCs fantastic. All right. I'm taking her instead of Hayden to this fancy restaurant I feel like the waiters should warn her or something. Oh my god. We got a blowtorch lady come feel this She'd be terrified. Oh, yeah, I always liked frosted tips. This is how they're made, right? It's like this candle how romantic Wait, something's on fire. Oh, that's just the table. That's fine. Here. Let me cook up that steak for you a bit Okay, tell me when that's medium rare, right? I'll tell you what else is rare you is this working is this flirting? Okay, hold on. Let me get you your wine. You seem like you really want it. You seem a little bit stressed Let me help take the edge off. You really want wine around all this fire He might just be adding fuel to the fire to be honest. Oh, no, I put it out great fantastic Now I know in case an emergency that alcohol puts out flames. Is there anything it can't do make me feel better about myself That's what if I do say so myself this stage is going very well. Can I try a slice of your pizza? Listen here. You better get your own fucking pizza. You're listening to me. She's like we should order She looks agitated for some reason right let's order something you want to give me another blowtorches That's such a good idea You know what I will give her a slice of pizza just because well my mom's getting sick of me living with her And I really got to move out soon, and I'm hoping I can live with you But I don't want you to be in the habit of asking for some of my food So first I'm gonna cremate it and then you can try it This is gonna be fecking third-degree burns on my hand after picking this up. Where's my pizza stock waiter? My pizza stock. Okay. Here we go. Ah, and you can actually burn your hand. I didn't know that right eat it fast Eat it fast. Oh yummy got one bite, too. Can you toast my creme brulee for me? Well, I've toasted everything else. I may as well toast this too. Yeah, it's toasted to a nice black Let's celebrate with some champagne. Okay. I love champagne. I'm cultured. Oh, okay. That's gonna cost a lot I'll just order another one. I assume you're paying. I have no money. I see you didn't finish off your beer Well, I'll just pour it in on top Just drop it all over the floor. Apparently that's our ideal date. She loved it. Oh great. I unlocked some blue Who knows what that does? We're really hitting it off. So we're going on a second date We should light the candles. What Jesus how many candles do we need? I think she's just an arsonist to be honest. She just fecking loves me lighting things on fire I hope the waiter doesn't mind me coming back here all the time because I fecking wreck the place every night Let me just pick this up. Oh, okay. Most of it is gone. Maybe she'll still just accept just the bun Okay, let's get a bun and some cheese. You ordered the veggie burger, right? No, she's not impressed with that Perfect sake they delivered it onto my hand. That wasn't even my fault. Okay. Easy does it easy easy There you go. Lovely my hands aren't just steadies. They used to be have you seen me here eat this Yeah, and I can just take the tomato out of a burger. I get oh fuck. Sorry I'm honestly just I'm just trying to get to the tomato hold on hold on Pick it up. We don't know much time. Okay eat it eat it. You wanted tomato now eat it All right, I have no idea what I was supposed to do that time. She wants a beer and wine I don't blame her dealing with me. You want the whiskey too? Where's your glass? This meal needs ketchup your meals all over the floor lady. Thank Jesus Christ. How am I even doing this? Stop trying to order more Jesus Christ Almighty. Okay. I got that one Maybe if I just quickly pour the wine into the same glass I can do this come on come on come on come on come on Come on. You're so demanding my steak needs pepper. You don't even have steak God knows when I'm putting ketchup on at this point There's like one fry in there or she wants shots sure shots shots shots. Okay. This will make her like me Do we even have shot glasses? All right? We have a big glass that'll do it. She wants an irish shot Oh god, I think I'm already after an irish shot. That just flew out of my hand. Okay. She's not happy This is too much apparently what what do you want me to do? Oh, there's the shot glass. I think I might be too late. Oh My god, I'm just dropping everything the floor is a feckin mess underneath me No, don't roll off. Don't roll off. Don't roll off. Hold on. Hold on. I can fix this I can fix this stop crossing your arms. You're not helping with this pressure Do you know how hard it is for me to work up the courage to go on a date like this? I'm a disembodied hand Okay, why do you look so angry? She can't make up her mind if she's enjoying this or not Okay, she hardly dated I got zero hurts on this. She's still really into me though You know thinking about it. I'm not sure she does like me She wants wine beer and shots just to tolerate my company may as well Irish up your burger as well Since I seem so difficult to tolerate. That's more like it now things are going well And it looks like blood is on the agenda. So someone's about to get murdered. Why am I still on? Whatever this is called blunder when things are going so well on my dates. I'm gonna dress up this time I'm gonna change my skin tone. This seems wrong. That's better. That's more accurate to me There we go. We got some nail polish on got a wristband We're putting the same ring on every finger as I don't have any other rings I just bulk bought them from wish.com. Okay, fantastic. I'm all dressed up It's like terrifying. All right now off to sushi. Hey, I didn't put on my fake tan today I hope that's all right. Just wanted my personality to shine today The state of my hand. Hey You like the candles, I don't think it matters. They're flying on by why are they even on the conveyor belt who orders a candle? Okay, just stay with it stay with it stay with it stay with it. This is stressful You can't make up your mind. Well, just take one of everything. Look, this is someone else's order that you can have Oh, that was impressive flip. I think it spilled stuff. All right, you know what I spilled nearly everything. It's fine Oh god my hand my rings were a mistake. They're stuck. Oh No, here's sweetums eat this mmm yummy. Where's the waiter, right? It's a conveyor, but you know what never mind Don't make her feel stupid. I'll order a brown, please. I don't know what it is. I'm not cultured. Trust me Where's my brown? Where is it? It's not coming. I'm gonna start spam ordering them make them come on Okay, they legit aren't coming. I don't think the waiter likes us gonna send this match to him as a warning Okay, I guess we're just not getting any food here. Mmm. That looks tasty. How do you know? He never brought it. Please you're ruining my date and it was going surprisingly well despite what I look like here drink this Whatever it is. I think it's like a soy sauce. I know you love drinking. This will make you feel better Trying to liven up the party, but no one cares. Everyone's boring. We should order I've been trying to feck an order. Maybe this side of the menu will work. Oh, what the hell? How was I supposed to grab that? The fecker how are you supposed to grab that? Huh? Oh my god. This is ridiculous Yes, okay. I caught that but whatever Yes, no, it's mine. Let go of it. What is wrong with my hand? Okay, you got floaty food apparently now Let me just season that for you. This restaurant is absolutely fecked. Maybe it's just Japanese culture Maybe they like floating food. Oh, that looks delicious. Oh now she wants to eat it This may be a problem. It appears to be stuck. Oh my god. What is this stuck on? I'm inching it towards her and I'm gonna run out of time. It keeps going up. What is going on? Oh my god, why do I feck up every single game? I attempt it and every day too. Okay, she's on her phone She doesn't even care that this food is literally flying. I can't reach it This is why I never leave the house. I put myself in the conveyor belt. I'm going away Don't you roll your eyes at me. The food is literally floating leave them a bad Yelp review staff friendly But food floats away. I got two hearts out of that She was really like me for some reason Christ almighty this game got really realistic with that pale skin It looks like my hand. It looks same. It looks like that's what I'm looking at But I think we're gonna leave it there I think we've seen the start of a beautiful relationship here between these two if you want to see more Let me know because there there are more situations here I think the third one might be on a ship where like the waves impact everything because I got to play this game at EGX before in London a gaming convention and I got to play one of those levels and it was nearly impossible So I'd be definitely up for going on more dates and seeing where this leads us more than likely to something really frustrating And I'm just realizing there's an anchor here now. So I think I'm right. Oh, these hands are disgusting Meat on my tablet I Think I'm gonna leave it there. That's just messing with shit now But yeah, I do hope you enjoyed this dating experience I know I did and I hope we can do another one But either way I appreciate watching as all this folks I do hope to see you next time and bye for now