 All right, you ready? Hello everyone and welcome back to the channel. We're hot pack, we're, we're beer, we're buffalo. We are here today, it's me and my boy Andrew. If you remember Andrew, then you remember him. He's a real one. He's a real one. Back in the day we met in second grade and he's here visiting. I am. Today, thought we would do a fun little video where we test the limits of the human liver. That's right, and our friendship. To see how well we go together. One, two. Like peanut butter and jelly. I'm allergic to the newlyweds game. It's been around for centuries. I'm talking to you second camera that will be used intermittently. Twice. We will be playing the newlyweds game. A game where we, you'll figure out how it works. And if we get it wrong, hold on. That was too hard though. There it is. We have to take a shot. Are you ready? Yes. The newlyweds game featuring my questions that I found. Don't do that. Actually, porous both a shot. Buntainer. Whoa, that'll be yours. That was fucking perfect. We should do haves, baby. Well first one we gotta do the thing. Okay. So what we do, we'll go back and forth of what's my favorite movie. And I write what my favorite movie is. You write what you think my favorite movie is. And if we have the same answer, then we win. This is far too complicated. Are you ready? Yes. So we're gonna do me first. What is my coffee shop order? I know this because we, well, we did it today but I also remember. I'm done. I'm finished with writing. Are you ready? Yes. One, two, three. It's a caramel macchiato. Yeah, it is. And you smell it. I don't know. So I always get a venti caramel macchiato usually hot and I like to make it a triple. This is for you now. The wording on this is hilarious. I'm gonna change the wording a little bit. What did you, or what did I want to be when I grew up before the depression? I mean the recession, the recession. What did I want to be when we were growing up? I don't wanna see what your answer is because it's gonna break my heart. All right, ready? Uh-huh. One, two, three. An actor. Yeah. Hey, I got it. If I had money in vacation time, where would I want to go? You do have those. This might be the first shot of the night, baby. I think it will be. Ready? One, two, three. Brazil! Japan! Fuck! Now in the hands, baby, first one of the night. Hey, jeez, motherfucker, I'm spilling it. That was large. How would you rank my driving skills compared to my answer for driving skills? What? One to 10, am I a good? Oh, we're doing one to 10. I have a sentence. What does that mean? I have a sentence of how you drive. But there's literally no way in the entire universe that you and I, like, this isn't monkey shit, right in Hamlet. So one to 10? And then write the sentence below it. Okay, you ready? Yep. Three, two, one, seven out of 10. Eight, eight. Not aggressive enough, sometimes distracted. You drive for others. Oh, that's kind of sweet. We talked about this once, because I kind of drive them progressively. I drive for myself, the comfort of my own, myself. I'm an anxious driver, but I'm very, I'm very, I'm very defensive. All right. Do you think that I'm a good driver? Yeah, no, I think you're a very good driver. You're just very like, I'm the king of this roadway. The king of the road. You see this highway? It's my domain. It's my domain. I guess I have to take a shot. Is this a dub to highway? No. Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. Yum, yum, yum. Okay, I have a good one. So for me, which store has the greatest charge on my credit card? Fuck. We're going with store. I can't say Zillow. You can't say Zillow. This one's fucking unfit. Ready? One, two, three. B&H. I tried to do an ampersand, and I did it weird. Nice. Jordan, animate that. No, don't, I'm kidding. Jordan, just fine. I'm tired. That was definitely not going to. All right, ready? Great music, go. What is my penis size? I have a little fucking stump here. I have a little absolutely stump here. Craig. What is my favorite beer? I can give you a hint if you want. Sure. Do you want the brewery? Sure. Russian river. Ready? Ready? Three, two, one. Shipyard export. Why are you the elder? Never heard of that. You are from New England, and you know about shipyard, shipyard export, it's like Chinese. Hey, wow. I have one that might stump you. Are you going to do a mean one? You're allowed to do a mean one now. Yeah, to the nearest $10. What is the most amount of money I have ever spent on a dinner? Ooh, that's a fucking good one. One, two, three. 43, 67, 92. That's very, 1750. Fuck. You know what song that I shut off fucking immediately the second it comes on? What? Sweet Child of Mine. Oh, we should have made that a question. Fuck. I'm trying to make like weird hot takes that I have that you know about. Oh, I gotta go in. Who is my actor man crush? All right, ready? Ryan Gosling. Rye Guy Goose Boy. There he is. Who's my manly man celebrity crush? Do you want a hint? Yeah, give me a hint. To my knowledge, the last big thing he was in was a horror movie that was a sequel to one of the most famous horror movies of all time. Ready? Three, two, one. You and McGregor. Dude, the shining doesn't have a sequel. I fucking forgot it does. You want to know something crazy? This is for bonus points. If you get this wrong, you don't have to do a shot. If you get it right, I have to do a shot. Who is my female celebrity crush? Has that changed? No. Oh, he said that like I knew it, but I don't fucking... Who the fuck would it be? Who the fuck, give me a hint. Just give me a quick little hint. No, it's a bonus. Dude, what are my favorite movies of all time? It's definitely not that way, dude. Who are you about to write? You don't know? You were writing a name down. She was in a movie directed by Dan Trachtenberg. Oh, oh, oh. That's such a big hint. Power couple. What is it? Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Yes. Do I have to take a shot? Cause I kind of gave you really big hints. No. Which fashion decision was my biggest mistake? Can I put two things? Fucking what the? Ready? Three, two, one. You're uniform. My uniform. Fuck yeah, baby. When we were children. Up until what grade? I think it was only one year. Or maybe it was two. I think it was sixth and seventh grades. Andrew's uniform used to be camo, cargo pants, and then... I wouldn't be fucking caught dead in that shit. Yeah, and then a Patriot's hat. Or a Patriot's, did you wear a Patriot's sweatshirt? It was either, so it was a Patriot's hat, but then it was a Patriot's sweatshirt or our high school's football sweatshirt. The pants were like fleece lined. I remember the hat. And I would wear those on days where it was not super cold. Yeah. And it would just, ah, the sweat that must have beat it in that shit. Ew. Those are sick fucking pants. That's so gross. What if we just took a shot in the spirit of friendship? We got to get food at some point, because... Do we? I mean, yeah. I have one that will stunk you. How'd my fingers smell? What was my most embarrassing moment? This is really specific. Fuck. Can I get a range of time that it would have been in? It was in middle school. I think it was seventh grade. Is it embarrassing in hindsight or was it embarrassing at the time? It was embarrassing at the time. I don't even know if I've ever told you this. It's that fucking embarrassing. It's not very embarrassing. Absolutely. It's just the most embarrassing that I've been because I haven't had a lot of embarrassing stuff happen. Oh, hold on, hold on. And I don't get embarrassed easily because I just play everything off. One, two, three. I asked a girl if she had eaten peanuts before you kissed her for your first kiss. No, I wasn't that embarrassed for that, actually. In seventh grade, I got hit in the face with a basketball in front of Alex. Bleep that last name out, Justin. And I got very embarrassed because I had a little bit of a crotch on her and someone threw a basketball and I was talking to her and it hit me in the face. I remember. Yeah, I think it was probably, it's okay, I was playing basketball in the gym and I took a shot and it hit the rim and came right back and knocked my glasses off and I was like, I fucking hate sports. Let's do some hard ones. I need to take a shot of that. You do. This is gonna hit us very hard in like 20 minutes, so just keep that in mind. Oh, I know. That'll be perfect, actually, because we'll stop this recording and then we'll start playing Mario Kart. It'll hit and we'll throw up in each other's mouths. Like, oh. This is a very specific one, but I've taken more shots than you, so I'm gonna ask it. What do I put on my pizza? I don't fucking know. We never talk about pizza. That's why I'm asking it, because I've had one or two more though. Is it normal toppings? I call this pizza old faithful. Can I ask how many toppings? Three. Bonus points if you know what sauce I dip a whole fucking thing in. All right, you ready? Three, two, one. I'll say mine first. I haven't seen it. Pepperoni, onions, mushrooms. Oh my God, you got two of three. And the thing you dip it in is crystal. Oh, that's a fucking really good guess. Letting know you're a dumb cunt. What was it? Oh, banana pepper. Yeah, so pepperoni, mushroom, banana pepper. And then I dip it in blue cheese. Fuck off. Have you ever had hot sauce on pizza because it's fucking long? Have I ever had, do you know how many? I was eating pizza when you were in short pants. School. Did you say school? Yeah, because I'm bald. I need to pillow. Well, just wait. We're gonna do one more. One more. Can I piss my pants on this couch? I don't, please. You say that like, what? If I died, what would you want of mine? I saw that one. What a fucking like, what a weird, weird question. What would you want of mine? I know what I would want from you. What? I would want your record collection. Okay. Because you're so into music, it would be nice to remember you by. A house, I guess. Like, what the fuck, you don't, like what else are you gonna say? Like, I don't know. No, no, no, the bikes. The bikes. All right. I know my last question. This is for the newlyweds game. So just imagine that you and I, your spouse takes your hand and pulls you to the dance floor. What is the DJ playing? Oh, wow. Yeah, easy, done. Ready? Yep, one, two, three. Wins with it. Scaring the fuck! No! Well, hey. One for the road? Yeah. Andrew, is there anything that you want to plug before we head on out to the field? You already asked me. Oh, what did you say anything? I don't know, I don't have anything. All right, well, you can follow Andrew on Twitter. Or on Instagram. Tweet sometimes. Well? Hey. Tooters and hotters. Don't forget. Don't forget, family guy TBS Saturday night. I guess.