 It's the Oscars, everybody's laughing and having a great time and Chris Rock's on stage and he's making jokes about all the people in the crowd and poking fun out of them and Will Smith's there. He's smiling and having himself a grand time and then Chris Rock's gonna make a joke about Will Smith's wife, Jada. Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane too, can't wait to see it, all right? And if you don't know what that joke is, G.I. Jane's a movie with Demi Moore where she had to shave her head, buzz cut and Jada Smith has recently come open to the public about her struggles with hair loss and alopecia. At this point, I can only laugh. Now, y'all know I've been struggling with alopecia in. So at this point, she can only laugh. She's been struggling with it. She came out, it's a big deal. And so let's hear the joke again. G.I. Jane too, can't wait to see it, all right? And Will Smith accidentally finds it hilarious. Just big ol' open mouth laugh, head chuckle galore one more time. G.I. Jane too, can't wait to see it, all right? Will's laughing it up, uh-oh. Jada does not like the joke. She stares some daggers Chris Rock's way. Sometime right after this scene, she's gonna turn to Will, give him the same look and that's gonna change the way this goes. That was a nice one, okay. That was a nice one, okay, forget about it. Let's just move on and let's let this die. Uh-oh. So at this point, everyone's like, is that real? Is that fake? What the hell was that? Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me. I like Will Smith's style here because I feel like this is a slap that he learned on a movie set somewhere because he really sticks it so he goes palm out and then he really follows through like karate kid. Like that just doesn't seem like a normal slap. It seems like a movie set taught him that full body twist and Chris Rock just eats it. I tried to zoom in cause it still seems fake at this point, but it wasn't a punch, it was a slap and Chris Rock just eats it and he's like, what the hell? That guy's name, out your fucking mouth. People are still kind of laughing in the background like, uh, what the hell's going on? Wow, dude. Wow, dude is the ultimate response when someone overreacts to a joke. That's pretty universal. That's probably been going on for 60 years. Wow, dude. Really? Yeah. It was a G.I. Jane joke. I'm going to. Okay? I'm going to. I don't want to be involved with you in any way anymore. We're good. And the whole audience goes silent now because it's like, oh my God. Oh, okay. I think he's saying there, oh, I could. And I'm like, what could you do? Oh, I could do it. Oh, I could do it. Whatever you could do. That was a greatest night in the history of television. Okay. Okay. So we are here to give a documentary out. Ah. To give an Oscar. To give an Oscar out. That's the only flaw in the whole thing from Chris Rock. Everything else he did was amazing. If he would have nailed the next line it would have been great, but he's not here to give a documentary out. That would be weird. Unless he's a producer somewhere. I just want to show you that after the punch, as far as we can see, Chris Rock never touches his face, never rubs it, never nothing. So I mean, he comes out the big winner if this is real. I also love this look behind stage. Like, we're just going to, you guys aren't going to stop or anything. We're just going to. Right? Yeah. You want me to just stay up here and do the presentation as I had planned? Give the documentary out. All right. Sounds good.