 Kids, I'm going to be blunt and honest with you. When I opened Camp Campbell all those years ago, I had one goal and one goal only. To create the most popular and successful summer camp in the world. But times have changed. Things like the internet, video games, and the Affordable Care Act are ruining this great country of ours. And the children of today just aren't interested in a traditional summer camp. But America isn't a traditional country! So why settle for anything less? You've got two acceptable counselors, one hell of a quartermaster, and endless possibilities here at Camp Campbell. And by God. As long as I'm here. Code Black, Code Black, gotta go. Sir, where are you going? The nearest international waters, Davey. Have a great summer camp!