 Good afternoon Foundation staff, this is Dr. Theron Sherman. Today's briefing doesn't contain any objectionable content, but it is kind of weird and unprofessional, so we need to figure out why it's on the database. Let's begin. Item number SCP-5417-J, Object Class, is called Keter. Special Containment Procedures. Just make it far away from us, okay big guys. SCP-5417-J stay in its home of crystal and shiny, thank you big guys. Also is contained song we sing make 5417-J stay in home, please memory it. It is no for good, it is no for spackle, please stay home it should, beware the bad knackle. Description SCP-5417-J is small white squares of deadly, also call the knackle, sometime fall from sky, when it touch us burn awful, make us dead. Please keep deadly in container of crystal and shiny, that it's home big guys. If big guys must eat deadly, please keep on big guys food not fall on tiny doctors. Addendum 1. On many day ago, Dr. Tropod have SCP-5417-J fall on him, he die bad pain, horrible, I cry for him. Dr. Mluske also sad, stay in his house 3 day, no work get done. He quote, this worst day since SCP-8899 call Mr. Baguette, worst mister, breach its home devour many tiny doctors, entire mobile task force team pepper gone. Addendum 2. Apologies for my goo on letter buttons big guys, signed Dr. Slugo. Addendum 3. Also thank for tiny lab coats big guys, our practical, signed Dr. Cargo. Addendum 4. Request tiny pocket protects, ink bad mix with goo, thank, signed Dr. I stocks. Addendum 5. A request granted I guess, researcher Yuki made them for you, signed Dr. Corden. Addendum 6. Thank big guys you best. We decide you security clear upgrade now helix level, access grant to visit tiny doctor houses if big guys can learn be tiny too, signed Dr. Cargo. Alright staff, that ends our broadcast, whatever it was. Use your foundation and krypton youtube account to like, comment, subscribe, hit the bell and support our broadcast at patreon.com. Oh it was snails.