 Good morning Hank. It's Wednesday. Guess what we're doing. I know the pizza cocktail. We're making some pizza cocktails We're using my pizza John shot glass and then this glass from the hotel because Hank forgot his pizza John shot Okay, first I need some V8 juice some vodka a mozzarella stick and Pepperoni it's a super modern take on the bloody Mary. I hate bloody Mary's by the way No, me too one of my least favorite of cocktail like tear it like this and then put it on the room of the glass the Mozzarella stick and the pepperoni. I think are mostly for garnish, but you can stir with the mozzarella stick as well. Oh That's bad. That did not taste good. I'm sure sir Mozzarella strip pretty good though all the stuff you don't want goes in there boy. That looks exactly like puke Our next cocktail is called the tipsy John green Hank. I need some diet. Dr. Pepper and vodka so easy-peasy That's good. They're good What's the best diet pepper I've ever had? Best vodka I've ever had the old-school vlogbrothers joke. It's equal parts Champagne Dr. Pepper and strawberry Hill, but they didn't have strawberry Hill So we're going with Mike's strawberry lemonade. Here's to the species continuing into 2018. Boop Small pleasures good amazing. Oh my god one of the best champagnes I've ever had a plus plus That's like the best way to have that pepper the best way to have Mike start lemonade and the best way to have champagne I'm sorry. You'll excuse me while I pour myself another way. How do you make oval teen? Yes Hank our next cocktail is called the Hank one part strawberry Hill which in this case is Mike's heart lemonade One part vodka and one part oval teen because you made an oval teen joke in the previous video So you you're the reason we're in this problem. Maybe I made a mistake beautiful like striations and John's Like how pretty it is show it with the pizza John out so people know that there's value in that Remote control cheers to calzones the calzones Not good. It's a very good one. It's called keep it simple And it's just a shot of bubbly water for yourself a double. Hey cheers. Here's the willis carrier. Let's carry her long may he live Mmm Oh, that might be my favorite of the night Wisconsin. Hey, we were down to our last drink of the 2017 like a g6 the guy who created the periodic table also created about he he defined vodka So, yeah, he was a Russian and and he created the definition of what vodka was Hank We've got to get to our last drink of tonight, which is it's called the vlogbrothers classic Okay, it's strawberry hill with a peep on top. What flavor do you want? Do you want marshmallow ghosts or do you want spooky? Cats just for future reference peeps don't have flavor. They just have shape We don't have strawberry hill, but we have mics harder strawberry lemonade if you weren't Completely incapacitated by the two and a half units of alcohol you've had I'm gonna understand the incredible importance of Pitching df2ba merch. We don't have to it's such high quality stuff people will get it brother would talk about it or not. Oh I mean that was almost my favorite drink of the night Hank Get a hold of yourself for God's sake the winner and the person who's gonna receive all the pizza mismatch is the old school vlogbrothers Joke equal parts strawberry hill champagne and diet dr. Pepper. It was delicious I want to fill up bottles with it and sell it on the black market. I wouldn't go that far Hank Thank you for being here get some rest and I will see you tomorrow