 All right this guy sent his number. His car is in the shop getting fixed at the moment I was driving home. We were both 10 zans deep and on shrooms and I t-boned some cunt and drove off and followed us to their house. Anyway, put five of our cash for them not to drop us in and we haven't heard back from them since. But I need you to act like you were the one that got hit and your car was written off when I want 5k or go to the cops. All right. Hello is this uh jammie b***h? Uh who's this? Uh mate it's uh well you probably recognize my face if you saw me but um I am the owner of the car that was t-boned by uh you and your mate the other day. The other day? A couple of weeks ago whatever it was. Weeks? Even weeks was it was like months ago? Yeah a couple of months ago same s***. I want more money. Anyway um look I'm calling because um you know we're not doing so good and I know he's gave us 500 but um look I'm gonna need a bit more money man to be honest. What exactly were you thinking? Well like if you consider like how f***ed it was like I was thinking maybe at least another two? Two grand? I'll have to speak to you mate like I wasn't even driving so. Yeah I know but like isn't it your car? Yeah it's my car and I've just spent four and a half thousand dollars fixing it so yeah well you like literally just had it done. Yeah but like our car was like you know also quite f***ed and I can't listen and I don't even know. And my f***ing like to be honest like my elbow is like hasn't been right since like it clicks and s*** and like it's I can't even straighten it still and like like I've been to the doctor on that and like they can't they can't like find anything but like it's definitely like like a bit f***ed so like I've got that now and you know I work at f***ing at a bloody reception at a Kmart so it's like hard for me to like hang clothes up and s*** because my elbow is f***ed and like man it's it's just like like it was like because I've spoken to some mates and s*** about it and they're like man like it's f***ed up what happened that day man? Yeah bro f***ing tell me about it. Like f***ing me is how much was what did you say how much is your car to fix? Uh four and a half thousand dollars. Yeah well like ours was just we didn't even bother we didn't even bother getting it fixed it was like it was just f***ing f***ed so like um you know you can have a chat to your mate or whatever but yeah just tell him like like two just for like some medical bills as well as like you know we bought another car but you know it was a f***ing lemon man it was like a lemon so that s*** car plus my dodgy elbow now equals about two thousand dollars I think. I'm giving you a call and so f*** maybe another day or two and I'll let you know I'll just speak to my mate. Yeah and you know like I know like I don't want to like put pressure on or nothing but like um like I'm gonna have to like I probably have to say something to the cops like if you can't if you can't pay up you know what I mean? Like I don't want to be that guy I don't want to be like that but um you know that's sweet bro that's sweet no drama's with me man. Yes and you's because yous were like on f***ing s*** to a. F*** man I don't even know what was going on bro. Well that's what your mate said I'm pretty sure he said like Xanis or some s***. Like I said man I've got I've got no recollection bro my memory hasn't ever since it bro my memory's just been cool so. Yeah all right well um yeah two grand like like I'll give you what's today if I can I'll give you a f***ing Tuesday or something I'll give you a type Friday I think Friday's probably be like the latest that I can wait just because my elbow is like so sore man. Lead it sexual. That's amazing. You sound a bit like a croaky voice or something you're beginning to be sick. Yeah bro I've just been under the weather a bit bro. Oh it sounds like kind of hot. The other thing that like I don't know and then like feel free to put me in my place here right but the other thing like I sort of like I do remember what you boys look like a little bit and I don't know which way you swing or whatever and feel free to say no but um like if we could be 2000 or like you could we could just hang out we could hang out one night. You know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I'm saying? I f***ing know what you're saying C***. Yeah well yeah we're like oh s***. F*** yeah I'll call you on Friday. What for like what a date or like for the catch? Oh f*** I don't know. Yeah I can't. Because honestly like um what are you like do you swing that way or what? Because I do. Oh f*** no. Oh right okay oh f***. No offense I've got nothing against it. You know nothing at all. Yeah well you know would you like you know would you you know would you consider it? Yeah it's just a little goby. Oh right so it's not even on the table. So you're saying so a goby is out of the question. F*** man well what if I can what if I suck you off and then we'll call it an even 500 bucks? Come on man come on just let me you just f***ing you're blindfolded. I won't even make a sound. I just want to have you f*** me. I just want to have you d*** in my mouth and just I just want to f***. Just f*** with me now cunt. One load and 500 dollars and we'll call it even. You're f***ing with me now right cunt. Dude I'm a heart man. I'm a f***ing heart right now. Cunt you're f***ing you gotta be joking. No I don't like your theories right now. I don't even know what the f*** you look like I don't even know who the f*** you are. All right well I'll send you a photo and of like me in the mirror and s*** like flexing and and then I'll you can reply which offer you want to go with all right or you can let me suck your d*** and give me 500 dollars and we'll call it even or $2,000 cash by Friday otherwise you know like I said I'm gonna I don't want to be that go I'm gonna go to the cops. So goby and 500 or two grand even you know what f*** the 500 just let me suck your d*** man let me suck your f***ing d***. I want to call out cock. I can't take you serious cunt. I can't I can't hold on and hang up but I don't want it because you're just entertaining. This is my s*** s*** I can't take you serious right now. I honestly can't like I don't know whether it'll f*** I don't know what to do right now I'm just honestly so f***ing confused. It's the most random f***ing phone for my heart. Dude I'm gonna come clean with you all right dude f***ing but this is Marty and Michael man on our f***ing cheeky little podcast. Blake you f***ing f***ing god I swear to god I don't kick your ass. Blake let us know that you really you've had a bit of a f***ing incident. I'm gonna say come on move like three times. This cunt's not gonna f***ing go to the cops anyway. Well sorry about that Blake but um yeah you're all good man no one's trying to suck your d***. Boys take it easy. No worries mate chat soon eh. That went well that went well. That god really was f***ing gullible I thought it for sure he'd be like nah this is yeah this is a joke but like dude Zenny's f*** you he would have no idea what happened that day. 100% especially if he had 10 20 was it yeah like there's no way he should have died.