 Duke and UCLA are playing soccer and this one's brought to you by Manscaped. So thank you, Manscaped. And we're gonna get some absolutely incredible pest behavior, shit talk behavior, petty behavior. UCLA has up one nothing. So the UCLA goalkeeper is just stalling it and they're like, what the hell? Give him a clock, count him down. He's just stalling every time he gets the ball and it just keeps continuing to bother Duke, especially number seven on Duke whose name is Thor and look at him just fixing his shin guards, fixing his socks, slow down, slow down, killing time, killing time. Duke's like, come on, Ref. Like he can't just hold the ball for 20 seconds every time he gets it. So this is building throughout the course, catches it, goes to the ground. Number seven's like, oh my God, dude, we get it. Probably untie a shoelace soon and tie it back and now they're gonna look around and be like, come on. Like he's gotta throw the ball at some point. Come on, Ref. So this goes, right? This just continues to go on and it's building tension between number seven right there and the goalkeeper. They're not enjoying each other's time. Well, the goalkeeper is cause he's winning and he's being the pest right now and he's taking advantage of the situation. But with three minutes and 42 seconds left, Duke is gonna take the ball, they're gonna kick it into the box, they're gonna bounce it out, bam. Goalie dives on the ground, it gets deflected, he's out of position. Duke ties it up, they're celebrating, running into the corner. Number 22 is the biggest celebration guy on the team. Yeah! These guys are like kissing while he's going crazy next to him and then they got another player on the team having a very intimate moment by himself on the ground and then the next possession basically, Duke is gonna take the lead. That's gonna bounce around, eight's gonna send it all the way past the keeper who misses it and now they're going crazy cause they were down all game and this guy who scored has got so many different celebrations. Watch this, first he's gonna cover the eyes like eyes closed, eyes closed, eyes closed, then he's gonna do whatever the hell that is and then that goes into guns up in the air to his eye, to his mouth, shooting the guns and putting his pistols away and now he's gonna say, get off me teammates, I need to do my jump as I holster my guns. A lot going on, a lot going on there and our dude 22, obviously he's the big celebrator on the team, he secures his knees so we can put his hand in the air, fist pump away and then we got another guy just having a very intimate celebration by himself, he's gonna kiss the ground. Duke soccer, a lot of stuff's going on and now number seven is like, oh, I should go make fun of the goalie cause I don't like him and he goes, hey, look at me, who am I, who am I, who am I, who am I? Yeah, that's you, I was you. Always like get out of here, he's like no, no, no, no, who am I, who am I? Yeah, that was you, trying to make the save, look, look, look, look, that was you. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, that was you and his teammate finally comes and hits him, he goes into a roll, just kind of the blind side, I think he might have saw it coming, definitely tucks his shoulder, he rolls it out but now he gets to kill time, hang out a little bit, everyone's getting upset, he holds his face because I don't know, maybe his face, you know, something happened and then this guy's just gonna get thrown and you can't just get thrown like that if you're the Duke player, a bit too easy, a bit too easy of a throwing and now the goalie, now the goalie feels tough so he's gonna come yell at him and does the goalie spit on him there? Is that a spit move? I mean, obviously I have no idea but it kind of looks like he spit on him but I don't know, so now they're pushing, they're shoving, they're pushing the guy, number seven, the pest of all pests is acting like he's dead on the ground and someone on UCLA is gonna get a red card and number seven on Duke, nothing happens to him, all that happens to him is the trainer comes out, she's like, are you okay? And he's like, yeah, I'm absolutely fine, that was awesome, high fives his teammate, high fives his teammate, he's gonna blow a kiss into the crowd here and the trainer's like, dude, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, not cool, clean it up and then he goes back onto the field after all of this when they need to start the game again and he goes up to the dude on UCLA and he's like, let's have a good rest of the game, bro, let's just do it and they're like, yo, no, we don't like you and he's like, what's wrong? I thought everything's cool and this guy's like, get the fuck out of here. He's like, whoa, these guys are in a bad mood all of a sudden, what happened? Did we take the lead or something? I don't know. Guy on UCLA is gonna go up to the ref and be like, he's being mean. He tried to say, what up to us after all of that? Can you believe it? So they're just hanging out, having fun. Eventually, I think the Duke coach is like, you know what, go in there, get Thor off the field. We don't need any more shenanigans. So Thor's gonna come off the field and as he comes off the field, he's gonna slow jog it out. He's gonna say, all right, get after it and then he's gonna kind of go in their face and just say, okay, good game boys, good game boys, good game boys, good game boys, good game boys, good game boys. So I don't know. Man, I don't know, it's getting pretty messy on the soccer field here. They need to clean it up. Like you need to clean up your pubes. Go to Manscaped and get the lawnmower. 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