 the first episode of Movie Dish. I'm your host, Khaleesi Brons 82. I'm like Oprah, check under your seats. No, I would never be the queen as much as I'd want to. On this show, we serve up a lot of fun, juicy movie gossip. I have a little treat while we're at it. I think we've heard a treat. Today we're making blue balls in celebration of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. I can't wait to roll some blue balls in my hands until Sonic releases into the theaters. It's gonna be fun. And speaking of snacks, Adam Olinger is here from his hit channel, Adam Does Movies on YouTube. Come on out, Adam. Cup some balls with me. First off, thanks for being here, Adam. The crowd certainly seems to be pretending to know who you are. I think it's great. I love it. I think it's great. I love it. It is pronounced Adam, right? Not Edum. It's Adam. Cool beans. Have you seen the Sonic trailer yet? Yes, I have. It looks like shit. It looks like it was drawn by a police sketch artist who had never seen the character before and based the appearance of the incoherent ramblings of an elderly mental patient. Is that about summarized it for you? No. Okay, all right. What the bloody stool fuck are you doing? Sega is sponsoring this video. Pretend to like it. Killing me, Smalls. Okay, to be fair, the director, the director did say he was gonna go back and fix the design based on the feedback of every single person on the planet. They care a little, I guess. Yes, they do. Yes, they do very much. I hope they won't change everything about Sonic's appearance though because his legs are looking thick. THICC could say that thing. I'm in touch. I'm young, I'm young, youthful. I only hope they take this mentality with the rest of the production in general because the whole thing seems like ill-conceived garbage from day one by some studio execs that chat this out during a power lunch. I mean, what the hell were they thinking with this movie concept? It has almost nothing to do with the source material which was a video game for the Sega Genesis of a cultural icon from the fucking 90s who hasn't honestly had a good game made in like two decades. So this is like one final hurrah, I guess. One final cash out on the character, on the namesake. It's disgusting. It's pathetic. It's Sonic the Hedgehog. We are having fun here. Yes, we are. Yes, we are having fun. I'm not Dr. Robotnik, but I think I'd like to change gears now. He's like a mechanic evil scientist guy. Why, I don't know. Since the theme is blue today, let's talk about Avatar and how The Last Avengers movie Endgame could possibly very well dethrone it at the box office as the number one highest grossing movie of all time. I am super pumped for this for some reason. How excited are you for the potential of Endgame to be the number one highest grossing movie of all time? On a scale from zero to no fucks to give, I think I'm somewhere in the middle. We're talking about being excited about dethroning James, king of the world, Cameron, his words. And here's the kicker, folks. Disney owns all of this now. So even if the Russos are on top with Endgame, who cares? Disney's laughing all the way to the bank. Yeah, but James Cameron, I've read, is a pretty arrogant dude. And he said some pretty nasty things about comic book movies, which we love, which are great. Sure, okay, so let's just dismiss all his achievements and everything he's brought to the table so we can prop up the visionary directors behind you, me, and DePri. I'm glad you mentioned Disney, Autumn. That's how you say your name, right, Autumn? It's just Adam. It couldn't be simpler. Yes, the name certainly does fit, doesn't it? Well, wow, okay. I'm pleased to punch that this guy brought up Disney since we're sticking with the balloon theme. Why? Because now I wanna touch on the genie from Aladdin. And last I checked, he's blue. I hate that Disney is remaking all of its beloved classic films for money and nothing else. There's no other reason to remake these movies as live action. So I'm gonna stop you for a second, Adam, because I think what you're saying and what I'm hearing are two totally different things, right, audience, right? Yeah, because to me personally, how I feel is you're just kinda scared that these live action movies are gonna be better than their original cartoon classics. That has almost never been the case ever. I also think you're a tad bit offended that we're gonna brush aside the corpse of the very much dead Robin Williams and replace him with Sir William Smith, who is very much still alive. What a terrible hate-filled statement. I'd also like to say if I could, Troy female, yeah. What the hell was that? What was the point of any of that? It was completely out of context. They love when I say that. It's like a catchphrase for me. You should maybe try one on sometime, see how it fits. You may find that you like it. It's probably a little bit more comfortable than this lifeless husk of a man who's standing next to me currently. I'm leaving. Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? Where are you going? I can show you the world. Don't. Don't you dare. Shining shimmering splendid. Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes. Take you wonder by wonder. Overside ways and under on a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no or where to go. Or say we're only dreaming. A whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes. A dazzling place I never knew. Now that I'm way up here, it's crystal clear that now I'm in this whole new world with you. A whole new. A whole new. Stupid. Shining shimmering splendid. Tell me, princess. Nerd alert. I'm super pumped to talk to you some more. 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