 Good evening. All right, it's time to talk about the Half-Life 2 vehicles. This car you probably know it as the Jeep This is what it's labeled as in Gary's mod and most people in the community will call it the Jeep However in universe this vehicle is referred to as the Scout car It has a gauze cannon from Half-Life 1 on it Which was apparently added by Eli or maybe it was Alex I honestly forget but one of those two and it does a turbo charge run over antlions and shit then in episode 2 There's this other car. You'll find it very frequently referred to as the Jalopy However, this is not correct. It is technically called the muscle car Jalopy is the name of the vehicle as it appeared in the beta version of episode 2 The final car is called the muscle car or if you look in the game files It's technically called the Junker, but all of that aside. I have a very very important message This boat you see this this little air this little craft right here This little thing you used to slide through the little sludge and look at the g-man and the ball I'm like, oh, it's the guy and you try to go up there and he's fucking not there This is not called the airboat. Do not let the voice actors in-game convince you that it's called the airboat I know this stupid bitch Arlene calls at the airboat Alex Vance even calls at the airboat, but listen listen listen This is called the mudskipper if you don't believe me turn on your closed captions Look at the jump in the vehicle and look at the closed captions once you start it It'll say something like mudskipper revving mudskipper starting or if you're driving it It probably says something like mudskipper slashing on stupid ass mud or whatever it's called now I know what you're thinking like no, but I played g-mod and in g-mod It's called the muds it's not when I play g-mod. It's called the airboat But here's the thing you're wrong and I know you're you're flipping open you flipping open your stupid little you hear you Like you're flipping up your little your little fucking prima-guide for half-life, too, and you're saying look it's called the airboat Think again dumbass the prima-guide is not canon it directly contradicts a lot of the word of series writer mark laid-law Particularly regarding father gregory it says that he's a move there or something when in reality that the cannon is that He stays there the prima-guide is written with riffs from the developers So in such a case the prima-guide would be contradicted It would be ignored if there was something of a higher value of canonicity Such as the half-life to raising the bar book now This is a book that was published with vows approval It includes interviews from each of the developers and if you flip to page 92 You'll see not only does it list mudskipper as the name of this craft It says it first it addresses it as the mudskipper in Parentheses airboat not only that in the first line It goes out of its way to say that the mudskipper is the official name for this craft So listen listen this regardless of what you may have You know whatever garbage the mainstream media may have pumped into your little brain. This is called the mudskipper Okay, I just had to get that out there. Thanks everybody for watching. Have a great rest of your day