 Welcome to the Evening News. I am your host. And this is my lovely co-host sitting beside me. Now I would like to turn our attention to a much more troubling story. Let's go to a press conference being held as the White House. Hello everyone. I stand before you today with unfortunate news. Due to outsourcing, corrupt regulation and inflation, I will have to close shop on my small business at the North Pole. So this year will be our last Christmas. We were all hoping that this past Christmas that everyone would choose to shop local and give small businesses like my own a competitive chance in the market of giant retailers, so I would like to apologize to all of Santa's helpers, Santa's reindeer and the rest of the holiday support cast. They have been by my side for the past century on the ultimate consumer holiday. I apologize for failing you, but mostly I apologize to all the young boys and girls around the world. The world market is changing rapidly and there is no longer opportunities for individuals like myself to engage in philanthropy, so I have been working on my resume and hopefully someone will hire an older gentleman with not many marketable skills. So there you have it. Santa is out of business. Well I believe this will be a good thing for our economy. I am sure the free market will figure out how to replace Santa. I agree. The free market solves every problem. Thank you very much for watching. Have a good holiday season.