 Monster Love by Russell Gins Illustrated by Steve Mack I love you so much! I'll give you a squeeze and a ten-year-old piece of moldy cheese. Yuck! Monster Love! I love you so much! I'll hold your hand and I'll let you sit on my garbage can. Yuck! Monster Love! I love you so much! I'll kiss your nose and spread peanut butter all over your toes. Yuck! Monster Love! I love you so much! I'll give you my hat. It's also the home of my favorite pet rat. Yuck! Monster Love! I love you so much! I'll rub your tummy and give you this arm that I stole from a mummy. Yuck! Monster Love! I love you so much! You're my best friend of all and the one I will take to the Monster Ball. Hey! Monster Love!