 Check check. Yo, there it is. This guy, yo, he does it all. Give it up for Greg, let it be a hit. There's a guy on the roof, that sniper is gonna kill us all. What did you say? Did you just say, he just blasted us all? This is the most Vancouver show that I could have ever done in my fucking life. Did you guys, oh, you went to a comedy show where I was today? Yup, yup. No, I was on a rooftop in downtown, you know. We were smoking weed. There was a guy in a Golden State Warriors jersey. Back to America. At least somewhere else shit here, then you'll go back to Abbotsburg or something like that. I can't see things at Jersey. I feel like there's something in like a Torontonian, you know what I mean? I feel like I can't see anything like that, it'd make fun of you and be like, oh. Warriors are not gonna win, it's got new folks. I can't do this, I got like a few people out here standing here and arguing. Warriors are not gonna take this. Can't do the second national anthem last game, we're gonna win this shit. We're really lucky to have a big campaign. Look what we're doing right now. You understand how amazingly free this is. The funny thing is, whether or not it was legal, we'd still be doing this. Because this is like the one group of people who don't give a shit if it's legal or not. We'd be doing this anyway, this is what we do, we're supposed to be doing this. But people around the world, they don't understand. They're gonna come to Canada and smoke weed and Vancouver is gonna be one of those classes. They're never gonna want to go anywhere else. And I was smoking weed at the airport and the guy came to me and I was like, nice home. He was like, obviously you're in Vancouver. I was like, oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not in the car. I was like, yeah, I'm really lucky. Do you guys even care that it's legal and that you can change anybody's life here? No. Of course not. You guys around the people ask you, hey man, who's legal in Canada? Is it crazy now? You're like, oh nothing, it's even worse than it was before. Somehow it's worse than it was before they made the legal. There's more rules, we can give or something. You know, explain it because they didn't legalize it for us. We didn't have to legalize it, we were already smoked weed. They legalized it for old people, you know, thinking about it. Old people sitting in their house like, now we can finally do it brother. We can order it online, look at that, they have a push, my son says that's good. Because anybody, I've tried legal weed, I've even gone as far as to buy legal weed. Does anybody buy legal weed yet here? Yeah. Guys, it's okay, I'm happy. I love you. No, God don't. I'll have to say no to some of our dealers saying in the audience right now. That's like, oh another one. I'm on stage right now. Like, I'm from Ontario too, fucked up. You guys can't beat stores right away. You guys have to order online too. Online? You guys have beat stores here? This guy did the funniest faces like, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, that was the face of you being like, kinda, I think, but it was fun. It's not just that it's real. Like, honestly, I do quality marketing for normal audiences and when you do a whole high audience, you get high audience reactions, you know. Like, we didn't get stores. If you guys remember, like, we didn't get stores, neither did you guys. So, people had to order online. Like, I don't know, like, Canada Post and then on Stripe, and I don't know if you guys remember this, but like, people who were waiting for 85 days for their weed, had to wait like two to three weeks, something like that. If you remember that, people were complaining all over the country. And only in Canada, you know how spoiled you are to have to complain about weed. And they make like front-page news and stuff like that. Like, people standing there like, where's the Canada base? You know? But you understand how spoiled the world is. I've never seen the news people being like, I've been waiting two to three weeks for my goddamn cannabis. People on the news, and the news reporter there were like, yes, so that's unbelievable. But the rest of the world is fault. You don't understand how crazy you are. It's spoiled. And the rest of the world is like, never been more political to fight the government, dollars, fuck. Asia is Asia. What the fuck is happening in Canada? And then the rest of the world is like, Canada, what's your biggest problem? And we're like, we have to wait two weeks for a fucking weed. Only people who have never spoiled weed in their lives would think three to five days is a good amount to wait for weed. Because you went to a dealer's house, hey, can I get a quarter? Yeah, I'll see you on Monday. Why? Three to five days. I'll pick it up on Saturday. No, it's not a real day. Saturday's not a real day. Three to five days for weed. Who? Who's sitting there going? All right, here we go. We're going to get high. On Tuesday. Wait a little bit more. Things that I survive for weed when I get down to my last half. Like, when you're like, I only have a day to have fucking weed. I should pick up more right now, just to be safe. I'm going to be a tidal wave tomorrow, and I won't be able to get to my teens. What's the most found weed you've ever read up on? You ever have, like, an ounce, but you know you're going up with a weed, and you're like, I know when you were younger and a 20 sack was enough to get you so high that that was your date. No, but if you were being advised when someone's throwing up a 20 sack, and you're like, oh fuck, third and fourth period, let's get the fuck out of here, y'all. We have a 20 sack. What is that? You were just smoking 20 sack and you were like, we need another house right now, but you know, that's not enough. Like, 20 sack, right? 20 sack was enough. Do you guys ever sit there and think about how much weed you're smoking? Money? And you're like, no, let's not think about that. Do you ever look at a house and you're like, I've had that house weed, do you know what I'm saying? It's true. It's a weird one, but everything's loud. You ever look at, like, a four-army of hoistings, you know? Right now. Man, we got to live in the amazing time that is the, like, the split between it being illegal for all these years and after the rest of our lives, I don't believe you understand that. We all got to enjoy that. Like, that moment, it's not even cool to us now. Because we don't even give a shit about it now. Right now, we're all rebellious. Yeah, that shit fuck you. It's for your local dealer. For your local dealer. We're like 50, 60 years. Our kids are even going to like, it's going to be our grandkids. I love them. Our kids are going to look like you weird, like you smoke weed, right? My mom and dad. They're not going to like it. They're going to think it's weird. Our grandkids are the ones who are going to like it. They're going to trip out. Our grandkids are going to go to school. Imagine, like, 50, 60 years from now. When you're in your 70s and 80s, you're getting older. Your grandkids are going to read about our times in their history books. You understand? Their history books in school are going to have this time. And they're going to come home and be like, grandpa, I read in my history book that you were alive during marijuana prohibition. We were going to be 80 years in, we were going to be 80 years in, and we were going to be like, yeah, I'm right. I was your little fucker. In my day, we lost a lot of men in the drug war. And they're not going to get it. They're just going to be like, grandpa, I read in my book that drug dealers had knives and guns. Some of them had planes. We were going to be like, planes. My drug dealer didn't even have a cell phone on him. What are you talking about, man? How are they teaching you with that poor boy? I'm going to flip through. Let me teach you a little finger to sit the fuck down. Do you know what a half-quarter is? No. Heaven. What am I supposed to do? Shit. You're going to be just like, hey, we don't need your money. You don't want to get old. You just get around to it. You just get a hang of it. We're going to try rolling a joint. Our graduates are doing it. And, grandpa, while you're rolling a joint, you can just take one of these tablets and tap the fuck out of here. My name, you're holding it in a zig-zag. We're going to be able to lick it because we're slowly going to have the old people lift shit. I can still lick it. I can still lick it.